Post by Zombie McMorris on Nov 22, 2023 20:56:26 GMT -5
Haych, part of me wanted to give out to the Dark Place gimmick - no fuggin lie but then Ol’ Z realized that you’re a bitch and you deserve no quarter. You’re not even the current CW champion. Ol’ Z would be insulted or offended that you think “The Dark Place” would have some psychological edge on a man that can’t die and has the powers of a demi-god. Guess he’s supposed to give into Baba Yaga.
Look, Haych-Dawg, the only thing Ol’ Z is given into Baba Yaga is her tight cunt. You ever hear a voodoo priestess or whatever gets her guts rearranged while you jack ya chicken meat over in the corner of a never-ending void.
You dumb-ignant ass wanted to drag Ol’ Z to the dark place then you gone get ZMAC in the dark place. You gone get everything you gone got coming to you.
Ol’ Z gone hit chore broke ass with the those 4th wall breaks and dem illuminati breaks.
Illuminati note: Fuck Odin Balfore and Fuck Bobby Cairo.
Hotaka, you won’t know what to do with this. You came at old Z while looking at your wrestling boots like you were a spaceman.
The daydreams of a Uyghur CCP astronaut.
LOL
Homeboy. do. You. get. The.fucking. Picture.
Cuz Ol’ Z can tell you right the fuck now -> You lost in Gawd Damn New York, Son.
Everything you’ve seen up till now has been easy fucking street.
Every since the day Ol’ Z walked the greezy N sleezy back up in heezy, they been tellin ol’ Z
Just go easy.
E A Z Y.
Ol’ Z do the fun shit. Be a goofball.
Just don’t be racist.
Now, Hotaka.
Ol’ Z aint here to be racist.
Ol’ Z aint racist.
But He gone tell you what he aint gone BE.
E Z
E Z
Hotaka,
This IS dat aetheial void shit.
I rip blackholes like brown holes.
Ol’ Z cross cosmic lightyears like they were some pussy on a pussy train.
Bandanas up, son. Time we gets to work.
BUT. YOU. WANNA. MAKE. A.FUGGIN. MISTAKE.
Right now Andre Jensen is sleepin easy, cuz God knows it aint him.
Ya gawd damn fuggin right.
Nah son, it’s gotta be you.
Gotts tah waste the good promo on you
LOL you dont deserve it but Ol’ Z gone trash you anyway
We’re 420 words n and Ol’ Z done crushed you wid a Dawsons Creek meme.
The rest is just icing on the Baba Yaga pussy cake.
Shit prolly tastes like a toads asshole.
Dont chu worry. Ol’ Z is take one for the team and report back his findings like Poonfessor Coach.
LOL Poonfessor Coach. Someone tell Howie Ol’ Z out classed his gimmick.. Again
Judge deez fuggin nuts.
Seea, all dis is from dudes and dude-Rs not being scared no more.. They outside like: Uncle frank is this a joke.
Yah son, shits funny til Turmoil and shits happen to you when ya dry jackin and no one can hear you cry your bitch ass to sleep but chu gone get slept. Not to be confused with slept on cuz Ol’ Z is just here to step ON.
Ol’ Z been sent here to destroy you ( and that baba yaga pussy )
But that was back when you was CW Champion. Now you jst in his way. Now you just gone get stip->stomped like CZ in an SEC battle.
Death. Taxes and Zombie Fuggin McMorris.
ZMAC beatin meat N cheeks from the meat -> to the -> cheeks.
So for one night only, at Turmoil. In this Dark Place Match, ZMAC is gonna go back to the old ways of fuckin dudes up cuz some piece of shit decided that he wanted some.
You brought this shit upon yourself. ZMAC is just doing what you asked.
But ya gonna regret it.
TRUST ME
LOL the Final Countdown. Get fuckin wrekt you fuckin cuck herb
- The illuminati
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