Post by Joey Scala on Nov 18, 2023 16:41:28 GMT -5
Welcome back to Sa'moey with Joey and tonight we're cooking up some soft ass Garlic Bread for a delicious side piece to any good Italian meal. You normally want crispy edge Garlic Bread but this just as soft as that sack of fuckin' shit Jaice Wilds who wouldn't know seasonin' if it got dusted into his eyes and blinded him for months.
Ingredients:
1 loaf of your favorite soft bread, remember soft just like Jaice Wilds punches.
1 cup unsalted butter, melted, just as unsalted as Jaice's love life.
4 cloves of garlic, minced. Don't overdo the garlic, we don't want Jaice gettin' sick.
2 tablespoons fresh parsley, finely chopped
A pinch of crushed red pepper flakes, we do any more than that it can make it too spicy for that white vanila bitch bread piece of shit Jaice.
Salt and black pepper to taste. Taste isn't something jaice has, mother fucker out here prob listening to Ed Sheeran and shit. Fucking whack ass poser.
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 375°F. Thats a good heat, heat is something Jaice can't get no matter how many times he snaps his wagon onto the back of main eventers.
Slice the loaf of bread horizontally, but not all the way through, creating a pocket for the intense flavors.
In a bowl, mix the melted butter, minced garlic, chopped parsley, crushed red pepper flakes, salt, and black pepper.
Generously brush the garlic butter mixture into every nook and cranny of the bread, ensuring it's saturated with flavor. Flavor is best when it's used correctly, unlike Jaice who can't use the united postal service right, dumb fuck.
Wrap the loaf in aluminum foil, leaving the top open to allow the flavors to infuse while baking. Know what infusing is, Jaice? It's when you layer storylines and character arcs but you wouldn't know shit about that you fucking idiot, out here just bouncing from CruiserClash cause ya can't win the big one and now you over here trying to defend people who don't even work here anymore, dumbass.
Place the wrapped loaf in the preheated oven for about 15-20 minutes, or until the bread is heated through and has absorbed all that anger-infused flavor. Make sure it's really angry too.
That's how you plate a wonderful cooked soft ass Garlic Bread. Just as soft as Jaice Wilds dumb ass is. Dude is so soft he got his ass beat by Corey Black and this mother fucker out here sayin' he at some chicken wing place eating with napkins in his shirt. What the fuck? You dumbass bro, you got smoked. Know how I know you got smoked? You fuckin' said you got smoked. You told me you take mother fuckers to the limits and then followed it up by saying sometimes you win hahahahaah you idiot.
I always win, bitch. Ask where Corey Bull or Holden is or any of them mother fuckers is at? Where is Andre? Them mofos gone, fool know why? I took forks, gasoline, and a weed-whacker bruh, and i fucking just about murdered them. I took everything away from them. Now they're probably homeless, and jobless and here I am still standing tall in Action Wrestling where the big boys and girls play and them mother fuckers is gone baby. I got respect for them but they can't hang in the gang, baby and you barely hangin' on to the thread.
You're soft. Who the hell am I? I'm your worst nightmare, I'm the dude pinnin' your broke ass on Clash and i don't even need the belt to do it. Funny you talk about ego, aren't you the one who is angling to bring people back who don't work here, actin' like their white knight, tipping those fedoras and prancin' around here like you somebody? Big dog, you were FIRED.. TWICE, you barely even work here and you talkin' to me like an ego?
Mother fucker you don't even deserve to be here and you want to call me pathetic. You got it all wrong, big bruh, and deal with my ass? YOU ATTACKED ME. YOU PUT YOUR NOSE IN MY BUSINESS TO STICK UP FOR A JOBBER WHO LOST HIS JOB HEH.
After this Clash, I'm done with YOU, Jaice Wilds. You ain't even wild. Nothing about you is wild. You're mild. You're mild sauce pocket in a Taco Bell that someone stepped up and left next to the trash can that will never get picked up and everyone just keeps kicking it under the counter to hide it. You're not even worth the 19 dollar an hour minimum wage worker's effort to pick your empty packet ass up and throw away. You're going to rot under the counter next to the trash can for years, years. Until your taco bell is turned into a carmax or Subway.
Shut the fuck up, Jaice and let the real men do the talkin' You just show up and get yo ass pinned.
Learn to make mac and cheese too ya bitch, the color matches the paper plate.
Ingredients:
1 loaf of your favorite soft bread, remember soft just like Jaice Wilds punches.
1 cup unsalted butter, melted, just as unsalted as Jaice's love life.
4 cloves of garlic, minced. Don't overdo the garlic, we don't want Jaice gettin' sick.
2 tablespoons fresh parsley, finely chopped
A pinch of crushed red pepper flakes, we do any more than that it can make it too spicy for that white vanila bitch bread piece of shit Jaice.
Salt and black pepper to taste. Taste isn't something jaice has, mother fucker out here prob listening to Ed Sheeran and shit. Fucking whack ass poser.
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 375°F. Thats a good heat, heat is something Jaice can't get no matter how many times he snaps his wagon onto the back of main eventers.
Slice the loaf of bread horizontally, but not all the way through, creating a pocket for the intense flavors.
In a bowl, mix the melted butter, minced garlic, chopped parsley, crushed red pepper flakes, salt, and black pepper.
Generously brush the garlic butter mixture into every nook and cranny of the bread, ensuring it's saturated with flavor. Flavor is best when it's used correctly, unlike Jaice who can't use the united postal service right, dumb fuck.
Wrap the loaf in aluminum foil, leaving the top open to allow the flavors to infuse while baking. Know what infusing is, Jaice? It's when you layer storylines and character arcs but you wouldn't know shit about that you fucking idiot, out here just bouncing from CruiserClash cause ya can't win the big one and now you over here trying to defend people who don't even work here anymore, dumbass.
Place the wrapped loaf in the preheated oven for about 15-20 minutes, or until the bread is heated through and has absorbed all that anger-infused flavor. Make sure it's really angry too.
That's how you plate a wonderful cooked soft ass Garlic Bread. Just as soft as Jaice Wilds dumb ass is. Dude is so soft he got his ass beat by Corey Black and this mother fucker out here sayin' he at some chicken wing place eating with napkins in his shirt. What the fuck? You dumbass bro, you got smoked. Know how I know you got smoked? You fuckin' said you got smoked. You told me you take mother fuckers to the limits and then followed it up by saying sometimes you win hahahahaah you idiot.
I always win, bitch. Ask where Corey Bull or Holden is or any of them mother fuckers is at? Where is Andre? Them mofos gone, fool know why? I took forks, gasoline, and a weed-whacker bruh, and i fucking just about murdered them. I took everything away from them. Now they're probably homeless, and jobless and here I am still standing tall in Action Wrestling where the big boys and girls play and them mother fuckers is gone baby. I got respect for them but they can't hang in the gang, baby and you barely hangin' on to the thread.
You're soft. Who the hell am I? I'm your worst nightmare, I'm the dude pinnin' your broke ass on Clash and i don't even need the belt to do it. Funny you talk about ego, aren't you the one who is angling to bring people back who don't work here, actin' like their white knight, tipping those fedoras and prancin' around here like you somebody? Big dog, you were FIRED.. TWICE, you barely even work here and you talkin' to me like an ego?
Mother fucker you don't even deserve to be here and you want to call me pathetic. You got it all wrong, big bruh, and deal with my ass? YOU ATTACKED ME. YOU PUT YOUR NOSE IN MY BUSINESS TO STICK UP FOR A JOBBER WHO LOST HIS JOB HEH.
After this Clash, I'm done with YOU, Jaice Wilds. You ain't even wild. Nothing about you is wild. You're mild. You're mild sauce pocket in a Taco Bell that someone stepped up and left next to the trash can that will never get picked up and everyone just keeps kicking it under the counter to hide it. You're not even worth the 19 dollar an hour minimum wage worker's effort to pick your empty packet ass up and throw away. You're going to rot under the counter next to the trash can for years, years. Until your taco bell is turned into a carmax or Subway.
Shut the fuck up, Jaice and let the real men do the talkin' You just show up and get yo ass pinned.
Learn to make mac and cheese too ya bitch, the color matches the paper plate.