Post by Doc Holiday on Nov 17, 2023 0:42:36 GMT -5
The scene opens up outside of Lot 1 in Dolce Vita RV and Trailer park. The camera pans around as a few locals are walking when all of a sudden they jump out of the way as the loud roar from exhaust is heard. The newly purchased red Camaro purchased by Mercedes Alexus Demareux barrels into view. Rocks are flung everywhere as the car slides sideways somewhat into the driveway. You can hear the lyrics of "Daddy's Lambo" by Yelawolf cranked to the max. The driver door flings open and The Trailer Park Princess herself M A motherfuckin' D steps out of the car. She is dressed in knee high leather boots, daisy duke jean shorts and an orange shirt with an "01" on it, reminiscent of the General Lee number. The next door lady pops her head out of the screen door, still dressed in her nightgown, a cigarette hanging from her mouth.
"Hey Mercedes, did you hear the good news?" says the neighbor.
"Did they finally let Davey Jo outta jail?" Mercedes asks.
"No, even better. That Muffin Muncher that tried to buy the trailer park got denied for insufficient funds!" The lady says as she takes a drag of what can only probably be a Pall Mall Menthol.
"Thanks for the good news Tammy Jo!" Mercedes says as she walks into her trailer.
Once inside the camera sees a very empty trailer with only a mattress in the living room and an older TV with a DVD player, beside it there is a stack of Trailer Park Boys, Best of Jerry Springer, and a few XXX DVD's. In the kitchen there is a plain white kitchen table with 3 chairs with rips in the seats. On the table is a fancy recording camera with "AW'' stickers on both sides. Mercedes picks it up and turns it on placing it on the table as she sits in the chair in front of it.
"Let me start this shit out talking about that big thunder cunt known as Ushi. Bitch, I just want you to know I ain't scared of your big ass. I've fought bigger and tougher bitches than you in my 'few' stints in the Mississippi correctional facilities. You look big, you hit big, but you move slow and can't comprehend my unorthodox style! I have no problem cracking something over your head in order to get the upper hand. You might have the size advantage, but I'm so squirrely that you won't know where I'm at or where I'm attacking you from. So prepare for a long night against someone who may or may not have taken a shot of rabies in the locker room just before she goes out. Is it a performance enhancing drug?" Mercedes shrugs her shoulders "I guess we'll find out, one way or another!"
Mercedes facial expressions change slightly from annoyance to pure anger as her focus turns to Karlie Nash.
"Oh shit, Karlie Nash, you done fucked up now! You fucked around and brought out the inner psycho! The one that usually only comes out when I'm hopped up on PCP and Whipits. Not only did you take my title away from me, you tried to take away the place that means the most to me! Dolce Vita is my home and you just think you can up and buy it and kick me out of here? FUCK NO! People round here don't take to kindly to your kind around here! You know what you are, you're the dirtiest one of them all. You fuckin' hockey players think you can do whatever you want, because you can skate around all fast like and then throw some punches. Truth is though, none of you know what to do when you're facing a true threat, a true menace to society, someone who doesn't care if they leave the arena in a limo or in handcuffs. If you wanna fuck around with me Karlie, you're gonna find out how crazy I can get. I'm coming back for my Women's title and I'm going to put you back at the bottom of CruiserClash. You will remember the name...
MERCEDES
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX!"
FADE TO BLACK!
"Hey Mercedes, did you hear the good news?" says the neighbor.
"Did they finally let Davey Jo outta jail?" Mercedes asks.
"No, even better. That Muffin Muncher that tried to buy the trailer park got denied for insufficient funds!" The lady says as she takes a drag of what can only probably be a Pall Mall Menthol.
"Thanks for the good news Tammy Jo!" Mercedes says as she walks into her trailer.
Once inside the camera sees a very empty trailer with only a mattress in the living room and an older TV with a DVD player, beside it there is a stack of Trailer Park Boys, Best of Jerry Springer, and a few XXX DVD's. In the kitchen there is a plain white kitchen table with 3 chairs with rips in the seats. On the table is a fancy recording camera with "AW'' stickers on both sides. Mercedes picks it up and turns it on placing it on the table as she sits in the chair in front of it.
"Let me start this shit out talking about that big thunder cunt known as Ushi. Bitch, I just want you to know I ain't scared of your big ass. I've fought bigger and tougher bitches than you in my 'few' stints in the Mississippi correctional facilities. You look big, you hit big, but you move slow and can't comprehend my unorthodox style! I have no problem cracking something over your head in order to get the upper hand. You might have the size advantage, but I'm so squirrely that you won't know where I'm at or where I'm attacking you from. So prepare for a long night against someone who may or may not have taken a shot of rabies in the locker room just before she goes out. Is it a performance enhancing drug?" Mercedes shrugs her shoulders "I guess we'll find out, one way or another!"
Mercedes facial expressions change slightly from annoyance to pure anger as her focus turns to Karlie Nash.
"Oh shit, Karlie Nash, you done fucked up now! You fucked around and brought out the inner psycho! The one that usually only comes out when I'm hopped up on PCP and Whipits. Not only did you take my title away from me, you tried to take away the place that means the most to me! Dolce Vita is my home and you just think you can up and buy it and kick me out of here? FUCK NO! People round here don't take to kindly to your kind around here! You know what you are, you're the dirtiest one of them all. You fuckin' hockey players think you can do whatever you want, because you can skate around all fast like and then throw some punches. Truth is though, none of you know what to do when you're facing a true threat, a true menace to society, someone who doesn't care if they leave the arena in a limo or in handcuffs. If you wanna fuck around with me Karlie, you're gonna find out how crazy I can get. I'm coming back for my Women's title and I'm going to put you back at the bottom of CruiserClash. You will remember the name...
MERCEDES
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX!"
FADE TO BLACK!