Post by Doc Holiday on Nov 9, 2023 2:04:50 GMT -5
The scene opens up outside a double wide trailer inside what looks to be a trailer park. In the driveway sits a red 1986 Chevrolet Camaro IROC Z-28 with black tinted windows and the sales sticker "$5999" right on the front window. The camera pans around as a dark blue Honda Accord pulls into the driveway. The driver is none other than Steve the Parole Officer, here to see none other than AW Women's Champion, Mercedes Alexis Demareux. The door to the trailer swings wide open as Mercedes herself comes out of the trailer holding two baby raccoons.
"Steve! What the fucks up man? You didn't stop by for the party after we got back from Spookyfest?" Mercedes says as she puts the two critters down and they shuffle inside.
"It's probably for the best that I didn't." Steve says dryly.
"Shit, Steve we partied for 3 days!" Mercedes boasts.
"I do want to remind you that you have a urine analysis today." Steve reminds her.
"Fuck, ya'll aren't testing for Horse Tranquilizer are ya?" Mercedes asks.
"Mercedes! You know you can't fail another UA!" Steve says as he rubs his eyes annoyed by Mercedes.
Mercedes laughs, "I'm fucking with you Steve! I'm all natural now!"
"Let's hope. I see you have purchased some new things." Steve says, looking at the trailer and then the car.
"Yeah, it's like that line from that show with that indian dude, you know 'Treat yo self'? So I did!" Mercedes says walking over and sitting on the fender of the car. "Plus I wanted a nicer place to take a shit"
Steve just shakes his head at her statement, "Well don't forget to make the payments, because that championship stipend won't last forever"
"Trust me Steve, I ain't ever not gonna be the champion of the women's division." Mercedes says confidently.
"Yeah well let's not forget about your little venture in Check Fraud" Steve reminds Mercedes.
"That was some bullshit, I don't know how they didn't cash them." Mercedes was annoyed by Steve's statement.
"You spell MISSISSIPPI wrong on Mississippi State Bank!" Steve exclaims.
"It's hard to spell Steeeeeeeve!" Obviously mocking her parole Officer.
"You've lived in Mississippi for your whole life and you can't even spell it?" Deep breath in by Steve. "Anyways, how has your week been?"
"Well I've been really trying to get into the mind of my opponent Karlie Nash, so I swung by the nursing home to pick up some geriatric women, but I just don't think I'm into munching carpet. I'm strictly dickly Steve." Mercedes says.
"Well that's good to know, I guess. What else?" he asks.
"Well I went to church" Mercedes mentions.
"You could definitely use that," Steve says.
"Steve, it's not my first time in church," Mercedes says, offended by Steve's words.
"Yet you live like you've never seen one" Steve says slightly under her breath
"I just couldn't get into what the pastor was saying, then they would stand up and sit down, over and over." Mercedes says exaggeratedly
"That was probably a Catholic service" Steve mentions
"Yeah I don't know, we did get some dry wafer and some win though." Mercedes mentions
"Definitely Catholic." says Steve.
"They didn't have to yell at me when I chugged down the wine" Mercedes says like she did no harm.
"You're supposed to sip it, not drink it. Drink enough to dissolve the wafer, you know, the body of christ. The blood is the wine" Steve explains.
"Listen Steve, I don't know where they get their 'blood', but Mad-Dog 20-20 is like $8 and taste's way better than that shit" Mercedes states.
"Well anything else?" Steve Asks Mercedes.
"I watched a hockey game, which was fucking boring as fuck. If I wanted to watch no one score for 3 hours, I'd stroll by the strip club" Mercedes says laughing.
"Well there are fights." Steve mentions
"Not enough, not like the fight I'm gonna bring to Gnarly Gash. She definitely will remember the name...MERCEDES ALEXUS DEMAREUX!" Mercedes screams.
"Did you just hit me with your catchphrase?" Steve asks
"What of it...Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve?" Mercedes says.
"Go pee in this cup," an annoyed Steve states.
FADE TO BLACK.
"Steve! What the fucks up man? You didn't stop by for the party after we got back from Spookyfest?" Mercedes says as she puts the two critters down and they shuffle inside.
"It's probably for the best that I didn't." Steve says dryly.
"Shit, Steve we partied for 3 days!" Mercedes boasts.
"I do want to remind you that you have a urine analysis today." Steve reminds her.
"Fuck, ya'll aren't testing for Horse Tranquilizer are ya?" Mercedes asks.
"Mercedes! You know you can't fail another UA!" Steve says as he rubs his eyes annoyed by Mercedes.
Mercedes laughs, "I'm fucking with you Steve! I'm all natural now!"
"Let's hope. I see you have purchased some new things." Steve says, looking at the trailer and then the car.
"Yeah, it's like that line from that show with that indian dude, you know 'Treat yo self'? So I did!" Mercedes says walking over and sitting on the fender of the car. "Plus I wanted a nicer place to take a shit"
Steve just shakes his head at her statement, "Well don't forget to make the payments, because that championship stipend won't last forever"
"Trust me Steve, I ain't ever not gonna be the champion of the women's division." Mercedes says confidently.
"Yeah well let's not forget about your little venture in Check Fraud" Steve reminds Mercedes.
"That was some bullshit, I don't know how they didn't cash them." Mercedes was annoyed by Steve's statement.
"You spell MISSISSIPPI wrong on Mississippi State Bank!" Steve exclaims.
"It's hard to spell Steeeeeeeve!" Obviously mocking her parole Officer.
"You've lived in Mississippi for your whole life and you can't even spell it?" Deep breath in by Steve. "Anyways, how has your week been?"
"Well I've been really trying to get into the mind of my opponent Karlie Nash, so I swung by the nursing home to pick up some geriatric women, but I just don't think I'm into munching carpet. I'm strictly dickly Steve." Mercedes says.
"Well that's good to know, I guess. What else?" he asks.
"Well I went to church" Mercedes mentions.
"You could definitely use that," Steve says.
"Steve, it's not my first time in church," Mercedes says, offended by Steve's words.
"Yet you live like you've never seen one" Steve says slightly under her breath
"I just couldn't get into what the pastor was saying, then they would stand up and sit down, over and over." Mercedes says exaggeratedly
"That was probably a Catholic service" Steve mentions
"Yeah I don't know, we did get some dry wafer and some win though." Mercedes mentions
"Definitely Catholic." says Steve.
"They didn't have to yell at me when I chugged down the wine" Mercedes says like she did no harm.
"You're supposed to sip it, not drink it. Drink enough to dissolve the wafer, you know, the body of christ. The blood is the wine" Steve explains.
"Listen Steve, I don't know where they get their 'blood', but Mad-Dog 20-20 is like $8 and taste's way better than that shit" Mercedes states.
"Well anything else?" Steve Asks Mercedes.
"I watched a hockey game, which was fucking boring as fuck. If I wanted to watch no one score for 3 hours, I'd stroll by the strip club" Mercedes says laughing.
"Well there are fights." Steve mentions
"Not enough, not like the fight I'm gonna bring to Gnarly Gash. She definitely will remember the name...MERCEDES ALEXUS DEMAREUX!" Mercedes screams.
"Did you just hit me with your catchphrase?" Steve asks
"What of it...Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve?" Mercedes says.
"Go pee in this cup," an annoyed Steve states.
FADE TO BLACK.