United States Championship
Jody Madrox vs. Jessie Lee vs. Jimmy Jackson vs. The Sitcom(c)
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is your MAIN EVENT, for the Action Wrestling United States Championship! Introducing first...
As "Starcade" by Ocelot drops on the entrance way, we see the lights go out in the area, and the Tron comes to life with “Da Geto Boy” on the screen. Then as the song plays, the lights come back on to see John Black and Jody coming out together in pair of jackets and bandanas on their faces, as they walk down they gives some of the people some dap all the way past the ramp, then Jody takes off the jacket and handed to JB and he slides into the ring, he goes to the corners to taunt to the crowd. Then after he takes off the bandana off his face and tosses it into the crowd, then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off.
Adilene Floyd: Being accompanied by John Black, from Detroit... weighing in at 230 lbs... JODY MADROX!!
Chris Avery: Jody Madrox picked up a big win last week to earn his way in to this match, and he's been looking for his first gold since coming out of "retirement!"
Billy: I always thought you never retired from life on the streets, have all the John Singleton movies in the 90's lied to me??
Adilene Floyd: And his first opponent...
"We Will Rock You" hits, and the crowd goes crazy. Jimmy appears from behind the curtain and dances his way down the ramp. He sings with the crowd and signs autographs for all the children. Once he arrived at the ring he jumps up as explosives go off the moment his feet hit the mat. He smiles and gets in the ring spinning and entertaining the crowd.
Adilene Floyd: ...from Annapolis, Maryland... weighing in at 300 lbs... JIMMY "BIG TYME" JACKSON!!
Chris Avery: Jimmy Jackson recently lost his CBS title, to Raja, on 9/11, which felt like a black mark and a real insult to our country, but he has vowed to make America proud as our US Champion tonight!
Adilene Floyd: Introducing next...
ONE FINGER AND A FIST,
I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION!
I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH
I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION!
While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore.
Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia... weighing in at 150 lbs... the Aussie Assault, JESSIE LEE!!
Billy: With all of the nicknames she comes up for herself, you just know she's once again itching to call herself "Dommy Mommy US Champion" or something like that!
Chris Avery: I smell another t-shirt, get that to merchandising!!
With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight
Adilene Floyd: And finally...
"Welcome Back Kotter" by John Sebastian begins to play over the sea of fans. The video feed begins fade to nothing but static. By the time the video feed comes back to live action we see Johnny "Money Bags" Beckman leading the The Sitcom towards the ring. Fans reach out for high fives from the big man, but he is only focused on the ring. Meanwhile, Johnny is swatting away the fan's arms, while pointing at the ring in order to keep his monster focused on the match coming up.
Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring....from Hollywood, California, weighing in at extreme 400 pounds, he is THE AW UNITED STATES CHAMPION... THE SITCOM!!
Johnny enters the ring first, giving himself a chance to bask in the spotlight as boos rain down upon him from the crowd. Meanwhile, the fans actually cheer The Sitcom but he shows no appreciation as he climbs the metal staircase, steps over the top rope, and slowly finds a ring corner. The ref checks him for foreign objects as he slowly leans against a turnbuckle. Johnny then pulls the ref aside to make sure The Sitcom gets every advantage possible. Finally the Ref gets Johnny ringside and the show is able to move on.
Chris Avery: As the bell sounds and we get underway, we see all four competitors raring to go, and the referee is holding up the belt to each, really big fight feel here tonight!
Billy: It's two big meaty men with a lot of MEAT, a medium and a small all together in one place! Who knows what's going to happen?
The referee orders them to get started, and everyone looks at the Sitcom, looming in one corner. Jessie explodes from her corner and flings herself at Sitcom, landing with a leaping forearm before the US champ can even move away from the turnbuckles. A flurry of chops is then unleashed across Sitcom's massive chest, before he manages to catch Jessie with a right hand, forcing Jessie to stagger away. Sitcom turns back and bull rushes Jessie with a Clothesline, only for it to be rolled under by the Big Tiddy Goth whatever. Skidding to a halt, the Sitcom is faced with the sight of both Madrox and Jackson staring him down, neither having engaged themselves in the match yet. Sitcom stands his ground, and dares either of them to hit him. Madrox steps up first, and lands a forearm to the face, but Sitcom swats him away with a backhand, and turns right into a forceful strike from Jackson, who begins piling on. Madrox sits up, blinking, and turns to look at Jessie Lee, who is joining in the fray and helping Jackson beat Sitcom down with clubs. Now, Madrox takes hold of Jessie and whips her around, and she answers by rocking him yet again. Madrox stumbles back to the ropes. Jessie comes towards her, but he meets her with a stone headbutt, and now Jessie falls to her knees, and it's time for Madrox to tee off on her with clubs to the back of the head. Madrox goes to lift her up. Jessie ducks into his reach and tries teeing off with right hands. The Geto Boy shoots a sharp knee into the gut of Jessie, doubling her over, allowing Madrox to grab a chunk full of her hair and ram her pretty face into the unforgiving turnbuckle.
Billy: Oooh, she ain't gonna be pretty no more after this.
Chris Avery: As wild as Jessie Lee is, I think that's the least of her worries.
Things aren’t much better on the other side of the ring where Jackson is laying into Sitcom with some heavy right hands. With Sitcom pinned against the ring ropes, Jackson winds back for the motherload of all his punches…only to receive a hard, violent rake to the eyes that kills any and all of his momentum. Jackson stumbles into the center of the ring, attempting to aid his burning eye…but this only opens the door for Madrox who backs off of Jessie for a moment in order to charge the center of the ring like a bulldozer and connect with a running, one leg drop kick that catches Jackson square in the mouth, Kobashi style. Jackson falls to the mat as he attempts to stop the blood that flows from his lip. As he reaches all fours, he finds himself with no relief as Sitcom sends a sharp kick into the mid-section which nearly lifts him up off of the mat.
Chris Avery: Sitcom and Madrox have initiated the double teaming of Jackson here.
Billy: These things never last. They'll be at each other's throats faster than you can say "lamb tacos!!"
Chris Avery: You never say that anymore, and it makes me sad. You've also lost your hillbilly accent. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!!
Billy: If it helps, I sometimes can't tell you're Black, like, at all.
With this double team ensuing, it allows Jessie to gain a bit of resurgence, thus allowing her to sneak her way to the top of the turnbuckle. Both Madrox and Sitcom lift Jackson off of the mat, Irish whipping him into the ropes and looking for a double clothesline on the rebound, but Jackson ducks the double clothesline and instead greets them both with a double clothesline of his own, which sends both to the mat.
Chris Avery: And Jackson counters! He's gained the upper hand!
Big Tyme, however, doesn’t receive much time to recuperate, because right after landing the move, Jessie comes flying off of the turnbuckle with a hurricanrana that lifts him off of the mat and lands him on top of Sitcom, adding more pain to the King of Television as well as to Jackson himself. Sitcom rolls to the outside, the giant TV fan ranting and pounding himself over the head, shouting for Johnny Beckman that these people don't appreciate their savior. So, in the ring, with the three that are left of Madrox, Jessie and Jackson, the two polar opposites in attitude exchange a look and some words of strategy, and Madrox and Jessie rush the bigger Jackson and begin clubbing him down viciously. Together, they lift Jackson up and punish him with a double vertical suplex. Madrox drops an elbow across Jackson's chest, then backs up as Jessie comes in and gives him a leg drop across the throat. Jackson rolls around on the mat in pain. Madrox lifts Jackson up, applying a modified abdominal stretch so Jessie has a clear shot at him, and Jessie lays into Jackson's stomach with a few stiff martial arts kicks. Finally, Jessie punishes Jackson with a knee lift to the side of the head, and Jackson flops to the mat. Jessie goes for the pin, but Madrox immediately pulls her off. Jessie flings her arms out and stomps her foot like a Karen, complaining that it was all fair. Madrox snarls, having heard just about as much of this as he's gonna stand. He throws her into the corner. He turns back to Jackson, but Jessie hops on his back and starts trying to apply a sleeper hold. Madrox flings her over his shoulder. Jessie gets up, and Madrox takes her down with a back body drop elevating her high into the air.
Billy: Jessie Lee up among the proverbial lights here!
Jessie goes crashing down the hard way and rolls around, holding her back in pain. Jackson gets to his feet and spots Jessie. He begins to furiously boot her down. He starts to get down and choke her for a second, before getting to his feet and egging her to get up.. but then he backs up, and runs right into Madrox. Madrox and Jackson have a momentary staredown. Jackson holds his hand out. Madrox looks at it for a second, teases shaking his hand, then slaps it away, because Madrox don't play that shit. Jackson, pissed off, snarls at Madrox, and slaps him in the face. Madrox tackles him down to the ground and begins mounting him with punches. Jackson starts to cover up from the onslaught, but finally he is able to throw Madrox off. Madrox gets to his feet immediately, and begins clubbing Jackson over the back. He throws Jackson to the ropes, and as Jimmy comes back, he is stopped in his tracks by a hard kick that doubles him over and has him shouting in pain. Madrox then hooks Jackson's head for a DDT, but Jessie Lee chooses that moment to come running off the ropes, just past Madrox and Jackson, and as Madrox stands there holding Jackson in DDT position Jessie gives him a running reverse neckbreaker, that drops Madrox on the back of his head as Madrox falls back and finishes the DDT move on Jackson. The crowd erupts into applause for this innovative move.
Chris Avery: It looks like Jessie found a way to help Madrox take Jackson down, at the cost of some pain.
Billy: The little minx has a devious mind, you have to give her that.
With the momentum in her favor, Jessie quickly rushes over and peels Madrox off of the mat, connecting with some ferocious right hands and kicks that back him into the corner. She proceeds to whip him off of the turnbuckle, connecting with a thunderous Super(wo)man punch that sends spit literally shooting out of his mouth.
Billy: What in tarnation just landed on my arm?!
Chris Avery: Lee lowering the BOOM!!
Jessie isn’t done, though, as she immediately pops right back up to her feet, pacing around with intensity, and shouting for the prey in this match to get up. Madrox pushes himself up onto his knees, and Jessie Lee, struggling a bit to deadlift him, hoists Madrox up onto her shoulder like a sack of potatoes and drops him with an Argentine backbreaker. Madrox falls off to the side. Lee stays on top of him and gets the cover…
Chris Avery: BISHBREAKER! And Madrox certainly looks BROKEN IN HALF!!
The referee: One...
Two...
Out of nowhere, Sitcom leaps up and drops a leg over the back of Jessie’s neck that breaks up the fall. The wheezing freight train of destruction that is Sitcom manages to push himself up to his feet and grab a chunk full of Jessie’s hair, lifting her up as well. He irish whips her into the turnbuckles hard enough to jar her and make her grip her back in pain, then Sitcom, despite weighing enough to be 3 Jessie Lees probably, charges the length of the ring and engulfs her with an avalanche in the corner. Jessie flumps out onto the mat, holding her chest, gasping for dear life. Sitcom wipes some sweat off of his massive head. Sitcom sees Madrox getting to his feet and he plants him with a Black Hole slam. He turns to Jackson and drops him with a clothesline. The deranged TV addict holds his arms out and lets out a bellow of feral rage and aggression. He lifts the smaller Jessie up, whips Jessie into the ring ropes and plants a boot in her gut on the rebound, causing her to double over. From here, Sitcom places her head in between his legs, lifts her up, runs, and sends her over the top ring rope with a powerbomb onto the outside floor, one of which causes a sickening thud upon impact.
Chris Avery: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT, SITCOM THREW JESSIE LEE OVER THE ROPES WITH A LAUGH TRACK!!
Billy: I DON'T THINK THAT THAT LAUGH TRACK WAS RECORDED BY A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!
Sitcom, having just cleaned house here on all competitors and completely swept the board, stares out unto the aching Jessie with a smile upon his face, seemingly happy with what he’s accomplished. This makes him totally oblivious to the recovered Jackson whom comes from behind and catches Sitcom with a clothesline to the back of his head which sends him over the top rope and unto the outside as well. Sitcom manages to land on his feet on the outside, which prompts Jackson to climb unto the top ring rope, looking to leap off and connect with Sitcom. He doesn’t manage to complete this task, however, as Madrox desperately pushes the referee from the center of the ring into the ropes, thus forcing Jackson to lose his balance and fall off of the ring ropes unto the outside of the ring, where Sitcom greets with a HUGE POUNCE in mid-air, that sends Jimmy Jackson fucking flying into the first few rows of fans!
Chris Avery: DID YOU SEE THAT??? SITCOM JUST LITERALLY POUNCED AN INCOMING JIMMY JACKSON SO HARD HE WENT FLYING!!
Billy: I SAW IT AND I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE JACKSON HIT ARE NOW SITTING UP AND COMPLAINING OF WHIPLASH LIKE THEY JUST GOT IN A BUS ACCIDENT, WE MAY HAVE A LAWSUIT ON OUR HANDS AVERY!!
Sitcom staggers around on the outside for a moment, looking to re-gather himself, but Madrox isn’t having none of that as he quickly ascends the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a suicide dive that catches Sitcom perfectly and sends both men crashing to the arena floor with a sickening thud!
Chris Avery: These four competitors are going all out here! WHAT A MATCH!!
Among the four competitors, Jessie is the first to regain herself and push herself to her feet. She climbs out of the ring, and sees Madrox and Sitcom contorting in pain in the aisle. Jessie lays a few harsh stomps to the fallen Sitcom, then she boots Madrox in the face as well and yanks him up by the back of the head. Behind her back, you can see a flailing arm drape itself over the guardrail as a dazed Jimmy Jackson is trying to come back in. Jessie lifts Madrox up and rolls him in the ring, then goes and, using AND abusing the apparent lack on DQ settings in this contest, grabs herself a steel chair from the timekeeper, then grabs a second one, and a third, and a fourth, throwing them one by one over the ropes, into the ring. Jessie stalks back into the ring and kicks the chairs into a pile, before she walks over, lifting Madrox up. She bashes him with a club to the back so hard he drops to all fours, and Jessie lifts him back up. Lee boots Madrox hard in the gut, lifts him up, and then flips him end over end before turning him over into a Michinoku driver, right onto the stacked pile of chairs. Madrox is turned over, and he looks to be out cold.
Billy: If you hit a person in the head with a steel chair, it can be a fine and you'll have to pay their medical bills and sit in Congressional meetings about CTE syndrome... but it you hit chairs with a person...
Chris Avery: That loophole is just asinine enough to be completely brilliant!
Jessie Lee pins Madrox...
The referee: One...
Two...
Three - Kickout.
Jessie lets out a yell of abject frustration, and she gets tired of Madrox and shouts some Australian curse words at him and calls him a dingo or drongo or someshit. She exits the ring, and spots Sitcom, again, trying to pull himself up, and Jessie Lee takes the time to rake the big man in the eyes so hard he falls to his knees and shrieks, scrubbing at his eyes. Our Lady of LEEthality boots Sitcom to his back, and turns to grabs Jackson by the back of the head and wipes some of the sweat from his profusely sweaty head off her fingers in disgust, and brings him up as well, taking the time to smash him face first into the steel ring post. Jackson falls to one knee holding his as Jessie lifts him back up to a vertical base, connecting with a loud chop before quickly leaping unto the barricade (back facing Jackson) and turning half way in mid air to connect with a dropkick that sends Jackson backwards causing the back of his head to smack the steel ring post. As soon as Jessie is able to push herself to her feet after the move, though, she is met with a sick clothesline by a rising, surging Sitcom which causes her to cut a flip and collapse in a heap on the arena floor. Sitcom holds his eyes, and blinks, but turns to look down at Jessie Lee with a snarl. Sitcom lifts Jessie Lee up, holding her in a press slam over his head, and then he is able to squash her with an Attitude Adjustment like move right across the apron, the HARDEST PART OF THE RING! (TM) Jessie arches her back on the apron and screams in pain!
Chris Avery: There's no doubt about it, Sitcom is one of the most dominating big men in the game, his punishing strength married to the moves he's soaked up watching hours of taped content are going to be difficult to beat!
Sitcom turns to see Jackson, climbing to his unsteady feet, and holding his forehead to check for blood. Sitcom, on a tear now, runs and big boots Jackson down, and he turns to the crowd, pounding his chest ferociously. But then, he turns, as Jody Madrox is on the apron, holding one of those steel chairs Jessie introduced, and Madrox flings himself off with a flying chairshot that would make Shane O'Mac proud, waffling Sitcom with a shot as he hops off towards him! Sitcom is caught off-guard, and crumples. With momentum in his favor, and a chance to take out the closest fallen body, Madrox reaches down and yanks Jessie up by her hair, tossing her shoulder first into the steel steps with so much force that it causes the steps to become disarranged.
Chris Avery: Jessie Lee and Madrox are going toe to toe on the outside, and I'll tell you, the carnage in this match is rivalling the Hardcore division in it's brutality.
Billy: Hey, "Brutality" and "Leethality" are Jessie's stock in trade, if we still had a Hardcore title, she would fit right in, and so would Madrox.
A dazed Sitcom uses the ring apron to pull himself up to his feet…but not without some company. He retrieves the steel chair that brained him…now, as his wits uncloud and he perceives what he has, he no doubt by the look on his face is planning on using it. As Madrox stomps a mud-hole into Jessie, Sitcom begins to approach. He reaches the area of attack and sends a lightning steel chair shot crackling across the back of Madrox…one that causes the Geto Boy to fall to his knees in cringing pain. With Madrox on his knees, Sitcom lifts the chair above his head seeking to bring it down over Madrox’s head…but from inside of the ring the referee grabs the chair and engages himself in a tug of war with Sitcom over it, having finally made some sense of the chaos on the outside to see who's gone where and who has decided to introduce foreign objects into it.
Billy: This referee may not want to be flexing his powers on the one man in this match I would NOT wanna see pissed off and with a weapon in his hands.
Chris Avery: We'd been giving some leeway with the rules because this IS a fatal fourway, but I think the referee is saying, come on, enough already........ stop it.
With the obvious strength advantage, Sitcom manages to snatch the chair from the ref’s hands, but as he turns around to focus his attack upon Madrox once again, he is met with a pleasant surprise… Jackson, who spears the chair into Sitcom, and as Jackson hits both the chair's legs and Sitcom's ribs the chair impacts with Sitcom's face, sending him crashing down to the arena floor in a heap. Jackson reaches down and picks up Sitcom, tossing him back into the center of the ring. With Sitcom flat on his back in the center of the ring, Jackson manages to rush across the ropes, bounce off and leap, connecting with a sickening body splash. Jackson stays on top of Sitcom for the cover.
The referee: One....
Two...
Three - Kickout!
Billy: Jackson is going to have bring something a bit harder to the table if he plans on taking out Sitcom here.
Chris Avery: Good observation, Professor.
Billy: Well, I try.
Upset by not taking Sitcom down, Jackson gets into the face of the referee. Sitcom uses this time to crawl to Johnny Beckman, who slides him a mysterious object, and the big man pushes himself up to his feet. With him in a vertical base, we manage to realize that the object is none other than a lead pipe! Secretly, Sitcom sneaks behind Jackson and catches him in the back of the head with the pipe, causing Jackson to crash forward unto the referee who (of course) falls to the mat in pain as if he’s just been shot.
Billy: Okay... we really have to do something about these referees.
Chris Avery: Sitcom has turned this thing into his own playing field!
The joyous feel of a weapon in his hand brings a sick smile unto the face of Sitcom who uses the absence of the referee in order to choke Jackson with the lead pipe. Jackson is riling in tremendous pain as Jessie slowly recovers and begins to make her way back inside of the ring. She notices that the referee is out as well and uses it to HER advantage, sneaking up behind Sitcom and catching him with a perfectly placed kick right in the genitalia. The crowd gives a sympathetic "OOOOOOH"
Chris Avery: OOOOOOOOH IS RIGHT SHE JUST CAUGHT SITCOM RIGHT IN THE PLUMS!
Sitcom doubles over in pain as Jessie runs, springboards off of the middle ring rope, turns in mid-air, and catches him with a high flying Superman punch that sends a roar through the crowd! Jessie makes the cover as a second referee runs down the aisle and slides in.
Chris Avery: Jessie Lee with one of the most hellacious BOOM Superman punches I've ever seen, the champion is down, THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!
The new referee: One...
Two...
Madrox immediately slides inside of the ring and drops a knee across the back of Jessie’s head, before she could get up off the cover. Madrox immediately lifts Jessie to her feet and whips her into the ring ropes. On the rebound, he picks up Jessie and tosses her straight up into the air. He catches her on his shoulders, looking for a powerbomb, but Jessie reverses it and instead executes a hurricanrana that sends Madrox over the top ring rope and right back unto the outside of the ring with a move that the fans highly approve of. Jessie pushes herself back to her feet after the move, only to receive a running big boot that catches her square in her face from the man who she went out of her way to save from Sitcom’s attack. Madrox immediately yanks Jessie up after the attack and whips her into the ring ropes. On the rebound, he lifts Jessie up in a military press position, showing her off to the crowd before dropping her across the top rope, which causes Jessie to bounce and tumble around before eventually landing hard on the ring apron. Jessie begins to struggle, attempting to use the top ring rope in order to pull herself up to her feet on the ring apron. She manages to do so, but as soon as she does, Madrox grabs her and deadlifts Jessie up onto his shoulders, then drops her with an electric chair driver!
Chris Avery: Just To Get A Rep connects to Jessie Lee!!
The new referee: One...
Two...
Sitcom roars back into the match and pulls Madrox off of Jessie by the foot to the outside. He clubbers and beats Madrox down with both hands, dealing out a terrible pounding to the Geto Boy, before grabbing him by the hair and slinging him across the aisle so Madrox goes sideways and cracks into the steel guardrail, sliding down. Then, the merciless tenacity of Sitcom comes back into play as he rolls into the ring, stalking a barely clinging Jessie Lee from behind. Sitcom pounds his fist into the mat, and then he grips her from behind, draping her over his massive shoulders in a torturous... torture rack submission. Sitcom clamps his arms tight and lifts Jessie aloft, and bounces a little with her on his shoulders, and she shrieks in agony as she is stretched to the breaking point and Jessie's back is arched from the pain.
Chris Avery: Sitcom has the Vertical Hold locked in, Lee can't stand the pain. The size and power of Sitcom is something that her body simply can't match here, there's no way for her to even break out of this.
Sitcom shakes Jessie back and forth as she's held in the air, worrying her like a dog with a bone, and Jessie looks like she's on the verge of passing out... and that's when JIMMY JACKSON roars back in the match with a boot to the face that catches the big man! Jessie Lee drops, and in miserable agony, she slinks off to the apron and rolls into the aisle, selling the back pain as if she nearly just died. Sitcom stumbles off, trying to keep his footing. He looks up, eyes comically wide, and he roars at Jackson, charging again and Jackson ducks beneath the giant's outstretched hands, tattooing him with hard right hands that back the massive Sitcom up. Sitcom pushes Jackson off, but "Big Tyme" is tenacious and comes right back in for more right hands, backing Sitcom up to the ropes. Jackson grips Sitcom's arm, but Sitcom is too heavy and massive. He blocks the irish whip by setting his legs and one arm around the top rope. Jackson pulls again, but again Sitcom resists. Finally, Sitcom reverses it by pulling Jackson over, and trying to dump him over the top rope. Jackson grabs onto the top rope himself, and slides over onto the apron. Sitcom backs up a few paces. He begins getting the loco in motion for a charge on Jackson as he gets in the ring, but just before he gets there, Jackson sidesteps and Sitcom cuts a rising Madrox in half. Sitcom looks down at Madrox as if that wasn't what he intended at all, and he turns into Jimmy Jackson, who feeds him in and dumps him with a thunderous belly-to-belly suplex! Jackson gets up and twerks in the fallen Sitcom's face.
Billy: Ah man, and it's going to be all in his beard forever, aw, gross.
Jackson sits a dizzy and perturbed Sitcom up, then comes in behind Sitcom with an arched knee strike right to the back of the head, plowing right through. Then, he lifts Sitcom up and drops him with an over-shoulder cutter!! Jackson, exhausted, drops down for a cover.
Chris Avery: CURTAIN CALL!! THIS MAY BE CURTAINS FOR SITCOM'S TITLE REIGN BY GODDDD!!
The referee: One...
Two...
Thre - Madrox breaks it up.
Madrox, still wiping his eyes with his elbows, lifts Jackson up and hits a few knee lifts. The former World champ tees off with a few right hands, then he irish whips Big Tymer off the ropes, and on the return he catches him in a sleeper hold. Jackson flails and thrashes around, trying to push the Geto Boy off him, but Madrox has the choke locked in hard as he shakes Jackson back and forth. Jackson starts to fade, falling to one knee, his arms starting to go limp. The referee checks his hand, but Jackson waves him off. The crowd is getting behind the legend as his knee starts bobbing, and he starts getting a surge of adrenaline, pushing himself back up off his knees, then to his feet, and then he throws Madrox around his shoulder, just enough to dislodge him, and then he crushes him with a sidewalk slam. Jackson rests, gasping for air, and he slowly gets to one knee. He walks over and lifts Madrox up, going for a backdrop driver, but Madrox flips off mid move and falls behind Jackson, and it's just then that Sitcom is getting to his knees... Madrox pushes Jackson forward from behind and feeds him right into Sitcom, who rises from his knees, catches Jackson around the throat in a goozle and CRUSHES him with a chokeslam, before falling back onto his face, all in one smooth motion.
Chris Avery: SEASON FINALE!!
Sitcom crawls over for a cover...
The referee: One...
Two...
Thre - Madrox breaks it up!!
Sitcom is increasingly agitated, and beating himself over the head and talking to himself. He looks up at Madrox, who kicks him down. Sitcom rolls to the apron and begins having a heated discussion with Johnny Beckman. Meanwhile, Madrox turns to Jackson, lifting him up, but Jackson breaks free and begins firing away with bombs, pushing Madrox back. The bearded terror is irish whipped off the ropes and hit with a powerslam on the way back. Jackson gets to his feet, and holds his arms up. He's calling for the end. Suddenly, Jessie Lee, having stolen back the chair, charges into the ring and smashes Jackson over the head with it. Not finished, she waffles Madrox over the back twice with chairshots that reverberate through the arena. The referee gets in her face and tries to take the chair, but Jessie throws her shoulder aggressively, saying get the hell off me. Sitcom gets in and turns, dazed, and Jessie Lee lets Sitcom have it with one final chairshot that fells the redwood.
Billy: Jessie doesn't seem to care who she has to hurt, this was only ever a means to inflict some damage.
The two referees in this match have their hands full, trying to get the chair out of Jessie's hands and keep her from swinging on anybody else. As she is arguing with the referees, Madrox, the first one she hit, is the first one to get up, and he boots Jessie Lee, turns her around and hits a sitout facebuster, right onto the chair as it falls! But the effect of the finisher takes a lot of wind out of Madrox.
Chris Avery: And Madrox lays Jessie Lee out with Stir It Up! What else can happen, everyone else is down!!
Madrox and Jackson are taking deep lungfuls of air as they recuperate, and the second ref goes to dispose of all of the god damn chairs. The referee that remains, the first one we had, actually, goes to each man, making sure they're still fit to compete. Jackson has pulled himself up to his feet and sets his sights upon Madrox next who is on his feet and looks ready to trounce Jackson as well. Jackson charges in, looking for a clothesline, but Madrox ducks it and catches him with three huge right hands that back him up into the ring ropes. Madrox proceeds to whip Jackson into the ring rope and catch him on the rebound with a boot placed in the gut, causing Jackson to double over. Madrox places Jackson’s head in between his leg and lifts him up in an Outsider’s Edge position. Suddenly, however, Jackson begins to kick and squirm before finally managing to slip down the back of Madrox and land behind him. From here, Jackson pushes Madrox in the back causing him to bounce off of the ring ropes. Upon the rebound, Jackson looks for a Stan Hansen lariat but Madrox catches his arm in mid air and wrestles him down, turning the move into an arm triangle choke, applying tremendous pressure as Jackson scrambles for a way to escape the career-threatening maneuver. Suddenly, Jackson uses his free arm to push himself up a bit before getting to his feet and using his strength to drive Madrox into the mat in a short powerbomb. Madrox steadfastly refuses to let go, but he is picked up and driven into the mat again. Madrox relinquishes the hold after the bigger man lays all his force into it. Both men are down yet again, trying to recover. Madrox grips at his neck. Jackson gets to his knees, and he lifts Madrox up... pulling him into an over the shoulder cutter. He’s got the cover! The referee slugs over to make the count!
Chris Avery: AND A SECOND CURTAIN CALL! CURTAIN CALL TO MADROX! JESSIE LEE AND SITCOM ARE DOWN AND OUT!
Billy: THIS IS JACKSON'S CHANCE!!
The referee and the crowd: ONE...
TWO...
THRE - SITCOM BREAKS IT UP!!
Chris Avery: SITCOM JUST SAVES HIS TITLE!!
Both Jackson and Sitcom are slumped in the same space, and Sitcom, possibly concussed and definitely trying to make sure he doesn't fall asleep (or, at least, doesn't get caught napping here), but is barely able to keep himself up using his elbows. He grimaces, and tries to get up. Johnny Beckman shouts and bangs on the mat, trying to get him back in the match. Jackson grips the back of his neck, and snarls, looking down at Sitcom as he sits up.
Chris Avery: All four of these competitors have given it all tonight, but only ONE person can walk out of here as the United States Champion, there's so much at stake.
Billy: Yeah, but so close to the finish line in the last lap you can't take your eye off the ball!
Chris Avery: You're mixing sports metaphors again, Billy!
Billy: Grrrr, stop calling for a penalty flag!!
Thus distracted by Sitcom, Jackson has his back turned just enough that Madrox reaches up and pulls Jackson down into a schoolboy. The referee bumbles over and makes the count, with a "Whoops shit" expression on his face.
The referee and the crowd: ONE...
TWO...
THR-NO!
Both men get to their feet after the kickout. They're beaten, battered and weary after this grueling match Madrox sends a huge chop across the chest of Jackson. Jackson responds with a chop to Madrox. Madrox chops Jackson, Jackson chops Madrox, on and on they goes. From here, Madrox proceeds to whip Jackson into the opposite ropes before bending over in the center of the ring. He bends over a little too quickly, however, allowing Jackson to jump and flip over him, catching him with a sunset flip!
The referee and the crowd: ONE...
TWO...
THRE- JESSIE LEE BREAKS IT UP!
Jessie Lee clubs and kicks at both men. Madrox and Jackson both push themselves up to their feet in the center of the ring, and Jessie quickly explodes out, catching Jackson with a spear. Jessie gets to her feet and looks out into the crowd, who showers her with boos. Jessie does nothing but smile as Jackson pushes himself up to his feet. Jessie grabs Jackson in a double underhook, looking for the Berkocet. But Jackson blocks the move and, using his massive shoulders, throws Jessie off with a back drop. Jessie, surprised, holds her back in pain.. Jackson rushes in, clamping on for an over-shoulder cutter. But, before he can drop for the move a third time, Madrox comes in, grabbing Jackson by the head and running up the ropes to execute a Dudley Dog that doubles as flattening Jessie Lee into the mat!
Chris Avery: JODY MADROX WILL NOT DIE! HE JUST TOOK JACKSON, AND FORCED JACKSON TO TAKE DOWN LEE, BY DRIVING JACKSON'S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH THE CATCH ALL THIS!!
Madrox is absolutely knackered and barely able to move, but several long seconds tick by, and he pushes Jessie Lee off of Jackson and goes to cover her...
The referee and the crowd: ONE...
TWO...
THREE - SITCOM! SITCOM BREAKS IT UP!
Madrox takes a few seconds, pulling himself up to one knee, and then he charges, running at Sitcom... only to be caught with a ferocious chokeslam!
The ref and the crowd: ONE......
TWO....
THRE-NO!
Chris Avery: AND MADROX KICKS OUT AT 2.9!!!Billy: These people really want to be US Champion some kinda fierce!!Sitcom picks Madrox up by the head and holds him up with one hand, and then coming around with the other hand, a knockout punch right to the side of the cheek!! Madrox falls back into the ropes, only kept on his feet by bouncing off the ropes on spaghetti legs. Sitcom tries again, and throws the spinning backfist to decapitate Madrox, but he ducks, goes behind Sitcom and, somehow, someway, takes the big man him over with a German suplex.
Billy: What a reversal!
Chris Avery: But Sitcom is right back up!Billy: Madrox, look up!!Sitcom had rolled through the German and is back on his feet. Madrox turned around and was nailed with a vicious lariat, turning him inside-out. Sitcom quickly covers...
The referee and the crowd: ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
NO!!
Sitcom runs a hand over his face in abject shock. He doesn't know what he has to do here. Madrox just keeps on like a machine. All four competitors are showing blood and signs of extreme fatigue. The crowd is chanting "THIS IS AWESOME" as all four are laid out on the mat, stir and try making their way to their feet yet again, and look around at the crowd. Sitcom sees Jackson coming, and Sitcom fires the first shot with a right, then he turns, and Jackson laces him with a right, then turns and gives a right making Madrox back up. Madrox gives some mustard on his hand, and fires a right of his own. Madrox turns, and Jessie Lee slugs HIM with a right. Madrox stumbles, turns and is met by Jackson, who he hits with a punch. For a second, all four are standing, and fire their best right hands in a wild melee, slow and yet hard hitting... and then finally Madrox starts firing up with a strong series of headbutts with Jessie Lee tees off with Sitcom.
Madrox turns and slams his head into Jackson sending Jackson through the ropes to the outside! Lee turns around and lariats Madrox! He feeds back up to his feet and Lee just pops his big ass up AND POWERBOMBS HIM!!
SHE HYPES AND FIRES THE FUCK UP!
THE SITCOM PICKS HER UP AND CHOKESLAMS HER!!
Billy: OH MY GOD!!Madrox is stumbling up and SITCOM JUST SPLASHES onto Madrox and pins!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Billy: AND THATS IT!! SITCOM RETAINS!!The crowd reacts as Sitcom stands up and Lee is on the outside frustrated with herself..
Chris Avery: OH MY!! THAT WAS INSANE!! WHAT A CHAMPIONSHIP MASTCH!Billy: ONE OF THE BEST MAIN EVENTS WE'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME!The Sitcom has the United States Championship belt and is in the corner gasping for air but sweaty as fuck and holding that belt tight.
Suddenly, as Jessie Lee is pulling herself up, suddenly a figure wearing a familiar-looking tattered and shredded hoodie jumps the guardrail. Downfall tears his hood off, with a murderous expression in his eyes, and he holds the crowbar, advancing on a still dazed Jessie Lee with hate and righteous rage staring daggers at her.
Chris Avery: Downfall is here to dish out more retribution from last week! This is not a man who forgives!!Billy: And he's carrying his XIII "partner" in his hands!Jessie Lee, faced with a frenzied, incensed Downfall tapping the crowbar in his palm, looks around for aid. Downfall shakes his head at her, and he shouts "YOUR PARTNER IS BEING WASHED DOWNSTREAM BY NOW, SWEETHEART." Jessie Lee scoots back, but Downfall persues her like a horror movie monster, holding the crowbar.
Chris Avery: Downfall is relentless! And there may be no help in sight, Downfall ensured that Doc Holiday was taken out and dumped into the Delaware River!!Jessie Lee stands, and runs into the ring, sliding in and going to the other side, but Downfall follows after her, stalking her and brandishing the crowbar, shouting "You won't get away from ME!!"
Chris Avery: Downfall isn't waiting until XIII, he wants to dismantle Holiday and Lee NOW!!
Billy: Run, Jessie, run for your life!!Jessie pulls herself up in the turnbuckles, and Downfalll gets in the ring. Jessie looks around from the corner, looking for an exit, but Downfall feints in her way, holding the crowbar and shaking his finger No, No. But, seeing as she can't see an exit, Jessie Lee grows defiant, and she stands up straight. She motions if this is what he wants. Downfall smiles sadistically, and points the crowbar at her like the tip of a sword. Jessie Lee shouts at him, telling him to do something. For a moment, there's a tense standoff, and Jessie Lee stands up to Downfall, telling him to strike her down. Finally, Downfall is getting piqued, and more than a little insulted. He grips the crowbar in both hands.
Billy: This is going to be nasty... parents, I'd maybe not let your kids watch this...Chris Avery: DOWNFALL, YOU WOULDN'T...Downfall raises the crowbar up in both hands, over his head, ready to bring it down...
But suddenly, DOC HOLIDAY surges into the ring and takes out his knee with a chop block! Downfall drops to one knee, and Holiday gets to his feet, the young gun laying in to the former Hardcore champion with vicious boots to the face and stomping him out! Jessie Lee, seeing Holiday has made it back to the arena, has a smile on her face. Holiday, as he's stomping Downfall out, leans forward to yell in his face.
Doc Holiday: YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME, DID YOU YOU STUPID FUCK?? GUESS YOU FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR THOUGH!!Holiday kicks and boots Downfall in the face, and viciously lays him out with a kick right to the ear. Jessie Lee laughs, and applauds Holiday. She leans down, and shouts at Downfall that he's a stupid bitch.
Doc Holiday: We're the future of this company, you're the past... and you aren't SHIT!Jessie Lee laughs at Downfall, and she reaches down, stomping on his wrist and making him release the crowbar from his clenched fist.
Jessie Lee: Awwww look at that, you don't have your "partner" now, do you??
Chris Avery: This is sickening. Yes, Downfall is a bad man, and he went over the line in his attack on Doc Holiday earlier tonight... but he's in there being mugged two against one, and they've deprived him of his weapon.Billy: Holiday's just mad that he had to swim half of the way back to the arena, I guess!Chris Avery: This is no time for jokes, Billy, dammit, this is serious!!Jessie Lee motions for Holiday to lift Downfall up, and she takes Downfall's own crowbar in her hands, smiling coldly. Holiday lifts Downfall up by the arms, and Jessie Lee takes the crowbar, holding it at two ends, and she rams it forward to spike Downfall in the forehead with the forked end as Holiday holds his arms! Downfall's head snaps to the side. Downfall looks up, and his forehead is bleeding. Jessie Lee takes the crowbar in both hands now, and swings it, nailing Downfall with a wicked shot right to the mouth! Downfall's mouth is a bloody mess as his head sags, and Holiday drags Downfall back up. Jessie Lee, brandishing the crowbar now, swings the crowbar and tattoos him with a shot right between the ribs. Holiday throws Downfall to the mat, and Downfall, bloodied from two shots to the face and a spike, contorts in pain and grimaces, holding his ribs in agony.
Jessie Lee smiles, holding Downfall's crowbar up in the air, and mocking the crowd with it, asking "You wanted to see him use this on me, didn't you??"
Chris Avery: This is awful. TMFG have really upped the ante tonight with this heinous assault... I don't even think they want Downfall to make it to XIII.Jessie Lee smiles coldly and hands the crowbar to Holiday. Holiday looks at it with rage and disgust, but takes it in his hands and comes in to crack Downfall with three withering shots to the shoulder blades, neck and ribs with the curved end of it. Downfall rolls around on the mat, groaning with each shot.
Doc Holiday: NOT SO BAD NOW, ARE YOU, MISTER HARDCORE CHAMPION? NOT SO BAD NOW??Doc Holiday motions to Jessie Lee to pick Downfall up. Jessie Lee struggles to lift a lifeless Downfall, but holds him by his arms and picks him up... Doc Holiday motions for him to get up, and when Lee holds Downfall in position, Holiday comes in with a savate kick right to the jaw. Downfall's head wobbles, then falls to his chest and he crumples in Jessie Lee's arms. Jessie Lee feeds Downfall, not even able to stand, over to Holiday, and backs up. Holiday grips Downfall's arms, holding him for a second, then feeds him back towards Jessie Lee, who comes in and absolutely destroys Downfall with a Brogue Kick. Downfall is lifeless on the mat, heavy streams of blood running from his forehead, mouth and broken nose.
Chris Avery: And Lee getting her some with the Fatality. And Downfall is helpless.Billy: He hasn't moved since those first few shots, Avery... I'm with you, this isn't good.Jessie Lee and Doc Holiday hold their arms up to the crowd, revelling in the NUCLEAR amount of heat from the crowd. But Holiday stares down at Downfall, who earlier in the night threw him in a van and tried to push that van in the Delaware river... and despite the heat raining down on them, it doesn't seem like it's enough. Holiday motions to Lee, and after a short conversation, they nod, and lift Downfall up by his arms.
Chris Avery: Oh, what the hell is this now??Jessie Lee lays Downfall up against the ropes, and, each taking one side, Jessie and Holiday begin the work of laying Downfall's arms stretched out tight over the top rope and wrapping his arms up between the ropes! They bend the top rope and middle rope around Downfall's arms, excruciatingly slow, and Downfall cries out in pain as he's all but crucified and stretched out on the ropes. Jessie Lee mocks the crowd, and she motions for them to look at Downfall, hung from the ropes and bleeding profusely!
Chris Avery: THIS IS SICK! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICK!!
Billy: Who would WANT to stop this??Lee bends down, picking up the crowbar again with malice, and motioning for Doc Holiday to take it and hit Downfall while he's wrapped up in the ropes. Holiday takes it, sneering at Downfall, who, despite the beating and the blood running down his face, is coming to more awareness and who shakes his arms, trying to free himself even a little bit. He shakes and contorts, like a chained dog. Holiday stares at him, holding the crowbar.
Chris Avery: Downfall is defiant! Downfall is daring them to come on, daring them to get closer!Holiday steps towards Downfall crowbar in hand, ready to swing it, but Downfall's free leg lashes out and he nearly kicks Holiday. Holiday steps back, and shakes his head. He takes the crowbar, and smashes it into Downfall's ribs. Downfall groans in pain, but he still kicks his other leg at Holiday, saying "COME ON, DAMN YOU. COME ON" Holiday looks from Downfall, blood running down his face, to Jessie Lee... and he raises the crowbar again, this time ready to bring it down on Downfall's head with a skull crushing shot that Downfall will not be able to protect himself from.
Suddenly...
"I'VE WATCHED YOU CHANGE"
The opening notes to "Change (In The House of Flies) hits on the PA, and AW Original and legend GRAVEDIGGER immediately walks out onto the stage!!
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!!Billy: I don't believe what we're seeing, GRAVEDIGGER IS HERE!!
Chris Avery: Downfall insinuated he put some calls in to get the Lost Breed van through the MS-13 connections, but we had no idea they would reach all the way to Gravedigger's desk!!Gravedigger wastes no time making a beeline to the ring down the ramp, and Jessie Lee and Doc Holiday are ready for him. He climbs in the ring and they surge towards him, Holiday holding the crowbar and swinging it. Gravedigger swats the arm of Holiday holding the crowbar away and drops him with a clothesline from Hell.
Chris Avery: GRAVEDIGGER WITH THE GRAVE MARKER!!Jessie Lee meets Gravedigger, hitting him and clubbing him down, over and over, and attempting to lift him up, but Gravedigger rises to his full height and catches her, dropping her with a Rock Bottom. Jessie Lee arches her back, and rolls away. Gravedigger picks up the crowbar, and stands, ready to dish out more. Jessie Lee is pulled out of the ring by Doc Holiday, and they retreat, getting away from the ring as the crowd boos HEAVILY. Gravedigger motions for them to get in the ring. Holiday shakes his head, and shouts not tonight.
Chris Avery: Gravedigger standing right up to Lee and Holiday tonight, and they do not want any of it!Holiday teases stepping towards Gravedigger, who motions for him to come on. The crowd is chanting "YES YES YES YES", but again, Holiday makes a "screw you" wave off motion, and turns. The crowd boos heavily, as Lee and Holiday walk up the ramp, taking in a huge amount of scorn and waves of energy from the crowd. Gravedigger stands there, a disappointed look on his face.
Finally, Gravedigger turns to look at Downfall, still wrapped up by his arms in the top and middle rope... and there's a long, meaningful look between the stern face of Gravedigger and the beaten, bloodied face of Downfall.
Chris Avery: Wait a minute... is this...
Billy: Could they be...??Gravedigger takes the two ropes and pulls them open, and Downfall stumbles out, falling to his knees. There is a long moment where he sits there, beaten and broken down by the numerous shots from the crowbar, unable to move, breathing heavily... then, Gravedigger stands over him... and holds his hand out to help Downfall up!!
Downfall slowly looks, a stare on his face like a wild thing, like one that doesn't trust this hand out and doesn't trust anybody but himself... but Gravedigger has no expression, just holds his hand out. The crowd is chanting "YES YES YES YES YES"
Downfall takes Gravedigger's hand up, and Gravedigger pulls Downfall up!
DOWNFALL STANDS EYE TO EYE WITH GRAVEDIGGER... AND SHAKES HIS HAND!!
Chris Avery: I think Downfall accepted Gravedigger's unspoken offer! I think we have our team at XIII!!Billy: I would never have expected these two, but what a LEGENDARY team!!Downfall, blood running down his face, stares Gravedigger in the eyes, and nods at him. Gravedigger hands him his crowbar! And together, they look at the stage, staring at Holiday and Jessie Lee.
Chris Avery: HOLIDAY AND LEE VERSUS DOWNFALL AND GRAVEDIGGER IS ON!! FOR XIII!!!We take our final commercial break.