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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 18:19:02 GMT -5
We come to CBS LIVEEEEEE for CruiserClash.. Jimmy Garcia: WELCOME TO CRUISERCLASH AND WE'RE ALREADY KICKING THINGS OFF WITH A MATCH IN THE RING!! MASON JONES IS IN! LETS GET IT ON!
Ulysses Deus vs. Mason Jones-Price
The lights dim and the sinister opening bars of "Celestial Annihilation" by UNKLE reverberate around the arena. A silver silhouette of wings shines by the entranceway, glowing brilliantly. A golden illumination envelops a being, emanating from the centre of the wings and sauntering down the aisle. Fans jeer as it becomes clear that the figure is that of Dr. Linus Winkel, snarling arrogantly and with deep contempt. He climbs into the ring and beckons his protégé forward with a curled finger. The golden light on Winkel fades but the silver wings remain radiant. As the song's secondary drum beat kicks in, the wings rotate, revealing the lanky body of Ulysses Deus, also lit in spectacular gold. The fans cheer somewhat as the eccentric grappler shimmies towards the ring. As he rolls onto the mat, the arena goes pitch black. Suddenly, gold and silver beams of pyro dance up to the rafters before the lights return with Ulysses Deus now sitting on the turnbuckle, wings nowhere to be seen. Dr. Linus Winkel flanks him on the apron, psyching him up, slapping his shoulders and screaming commands for him to dismantle his opponent. Mason shoves him into the corner and hits right hands!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: ITS KICKING OFF!!Jones whips him into the turnbuckles but he just springboard bounces back and hits a back elbow knocking Mason down! Mason stumbles up and Deus hits Cruel to be Kind!! Lexi Stone: WHOA!!Mason is kicking his feet as Deus covers but.. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! Ulysses gets up and celebrates as Mason rolls towards the apron where Price immediately grabs him! Jimmy Garcia: What an opening contest! Ulysses right back on top! What a star! He has a bright future!Lexi Stone: yes he does and all of a sudden, CruiserClash isn't working out so well for Mason Jones is it!? Jimmy Garcia: 0 and 3 so far!We take our first commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 18:36:47 GMT -5
Backstage!
Jade Riley: I'm here with my guest at this time, USHI!She stands in front of microphone. Jade Riley: ...Ushi: Kārī, anata wa ukeire rarenai, orokana meinu. Watashi no kuni ya watashi no kokumin ni tsuite hanasu toki, kesshite hitei-tekina kotoba o tsukawanaide kudasai. Watashi wa anata no seishin o uchikudaki, anata no hone o kudakimasu. She takes a deep breath. Ushi: Meinu. Jade Riley: Back to you guys.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 18:42:33 GMT -5
Non-Title Ushi vs. Karlie Nash
Knuckle up blasts in the arena the women’s champ steps on the stage flanked by Tracy and Hilda. Jimmy: The women’s champ is here. Lets get to this match!Karlie, Tracy, and Hilda make their way to the ring as the crowd boo Jimmy: Not a lot of love for the women’s champ.Lexi: I don’t think Karlie cares if these people like her or not.Tracy: I’d ask all you miserable people to show some respect for the Women’s champion, but you're all to dumb to know what that is.Karlie: I know how having this title bothers everyone, I bet you all thought Azurine was going to beat me at Uprising didn’t you, proves why you're all idiots. As I sat in my hotel last week in New York city watching cruiserclash something caught my attention, and that was you Ushi. Ushi I’ll give you credit you actually had enough guts to call me out, but I find it very funny you think you’ll conquer me, Ushi let me explain something to you, you don’t intimidate me, you don’t scare me, I didn’t get where I am by being intimidated or scared. Ushi you have the opportunity here tonight to prove you have what it takes to hang with me inside this ring, unfortunately for you Ushi in the women’s division I’m the final boss, and god mode has been activated, tonight Ushi you should be worried, tonight you’ll feel like you were hit by the force of an atomic bomb and after I beat you here tonight it with be sayonara for your career. It’s been all you losers pleasure, now hit her shitty music!Karlie paces in the corner as Ushis music hits! A gong hits and strobe lights hit the arena as Japans leading rock band Taka's & Michi's cover Master of Puppets in Japanese and the crowd eats it up. Ushi comes through the curtain and kneels down on the stage before she stands back up and pounds on her chest twice and shoves her fists into the air and lets out a primal roar. The strobe lights continue to trance down as she makes her way down the ramp! Ethan Miller: All the way from Osaka, Japan! The greatest Woman Fighter in Japan, SHE! IS! USSSHHHIII!!Ushi climbs up the steps and climbs up on the side of the turnbuckles and pounds her chest twice and shoves her fist back into the air as some of the crowd does it back to her! She jumps over the top rope and into the ring and takes off her entrance top and cleans her feet and stretches her arms. Her facepaint and makeup intimidates the front row as she prepares for a fight. Karlie attacks first! Boots her in the knee and Ushi holds the knee! Jimmy Garcia: CHeap shot from Karlie!Karlie twists the leg and puts on a legbar! Lexi Stone: OH NO!!USHI TAPS OUT IMMEDIATELY!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: THE KNEE! ITS THE KNEE!Ushi tries to roll out of the ring but Karlie stomps on her leg! The church-milfs or whatever get in the ring and all stomp on Ushis leg! Lexi Stone: Oh no!Jimmy Garcia: This is not good!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 19:08:04 GMT -5
Backstage!
Karlie walks by as medical is still dealing with Ushi! Ushi yells into the camera! Ushi: (unintelligible) She spits... Ushi: Bitch.We take a commercial break. TWO GENTS CELEBRATION
The Ring is awash in music and song as Cruiserclash fades in from commercial. Gold confetti and streamers rain from the air, and fans all around the arena can be seen holding champagne flutes with a large bejeweled 7 design. A local band stands on the entrance ramp, halfway through a rendition of Kool and the Gang's classic "Celebrate!" Dangling above the ring is a disco ball, attached to a crane suspended from the rafters. Waitresses and waiters on roller skates circle the front row refilling drinks, and on the ramp, over the music, comes the only two men who could stand amidst such chaos with smiles on their face, the Record Setting Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, the Two Gents! Dressed in a snapping set of matching gold blazers and blue jeans, with their championships around their waist, they make their way down the ramp, flanked by a pair of excited employees armed with T-shirt cannons, who blast their cargo throughout the cheering fans! It is a swirl of merriness and excitement, and the Gents encourage every clap as they roll beneath the ropes, where something atop a table is covered by a sparkling golden cloth. After taking a moment to soak in the atmosphere, the Gents signal for microphones as the band fades. Teo Blaze: Action Universe!! Are we having a good time tonight?!The crowd responds with an appropriately thunderous cheer as the Gents nod their heads and smiles to the crowd. Andre Jenson: Now I know we don't need an occasion to throw a bash, but then when one presents itself, would we not be remiss if we didn't take advantage? Teo Blaze: And what a cause for celebration! At Uprising, we finally put a ribbon on the war We have been fighting with the Deathstars! Arguably the greatest team to ever do it- and though we've still got the bad blood boiling against those snakes, I think we can officially say that we have left no room for debate on who the greatest Cruiserweight Tag Team is in the History of Action Wrestling!The crowd begins a #2Gents! Chant as Teo and Jenson smile and look over their public. Andre Jenson: We mean it when we say that these belts, this division, tag team wrestling means everything to us. We live, breathe, and eat tag team wrestling. We have done everything in our power to define it here on Cruiserclash!Teo Blaze: And we have done it with you at our backs, in our corner, and on our side every single time! Every record, every win, every conquest, we want you to give yourselves a pat on the back, because we wouldn't be here without you.Andre Jenson: the Gentfans are truly something special. For every time we have had our hands raised, every time these titles around our waists have come back to us, we know that we have you to thank. Teo Blaze: So to commemorate the biggest victory of our careers, to celebrate overcoming the deathstars, well...we wanted to do something to give back.Andre Jenson: And we don't just mean filling the building with food, music, champagne, and merriment! Hells, we'd do that every week if the management would allow it! Teo Blaze: This is a special victory, and before we tell you what's next for the Gents? We wanted to do something special to commemorate it. To give back to this division, and to these fans. And so...Teo's eyes wander over to the gold cloth, concealing something beneath the sparkles, and looks at his partner with a knowing grin. Andre Jenson: These belts have so much history, so many marks, scratches, and bruises. We have fought, and bled for them, but they have shown their wear and tear. They have become scratched, worn.Teo Blaze: And thus- we thought about it. If we, the 2 Gents, are truly to take the mantle of greatest tag team in this company- we needed something to symbolize that transformation. To represent us.Andre Jenson: To breathe new life into our division that we have ruled over for so long. And thus- we have spared no expense...and would like to give you....Jenson and Teo whip off the cloth from the table to reveal... The crowd gasps in amazement at the shining new belts sitting on the table. With great reverence, Teo and Jenson place their titles on the table as they pick up the new belts, holding them high over their heads.
Teo Blaze: We have nothing but respect for those belts, but it is a new day in the tag team division, and so long as we are fighting to breathe, these belts will represent our devotion to pushing it to new heights!
Andre Jenson: To new thresholds!
Teo Blaze: With the Action Universe at our backs, these will be the most prestigious belts in company history!
Andre Jenson: And you can bet on that.
With that, Teo and Jenson drop their mics and turn towards the crowd as the music resumes, basking in the reflected glory of their new gold.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 19:45:33 GMT -5
#1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Championship Airborne vs. Jaice Wilds vs. Azurine Vebbins
Lets get to the finish!
Vebbins is up and goes for a rear view but Jaice catches her and tosses her into a german suplex into the turnbuckles crashing and collapsing her onto the mats! Jimmy Garcia: Ohh!!Vebbins rolls to her back as Jaice climbs up BUT AIRBORNE SHOVES HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND JAICE CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE TABLE!! Lexi Stone: OHH!!Airborne goes to the top rope and hits the 450 splash on Vebbins! Jimmy Garcia: NO WAY!Jaice is getting to his feet but Airborne pins! ONE! TWO! JAICE SLIDES IN! THREE! HE CANT REACH! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AIRBORNE IS #1 CONTENDER!! Lexi Stone: WOOOWW!! Airborne gets up and gets his arms raised in victory! Lexi Stone: He'll face whoever is the Champion after tonight!Jaice is frustrated but Airborne leaves the ring with a Championship match in the near future! We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 18, 2023 19:56:12 GMT -5
Main Event Spayde Martinez vs. Hotaka(c)
Jimmy Garcia: Spayde Martinez in the ring!Lexi Stone: She looks ready to go!Homura by Wagakki Band hits and the guitar riff causes a huge crowd reaction inside the arena. The lights turn to blue and orange as the spotlights hit the stage and the ActionTron slowly fades in with HOTAKA. At 30 seconds when the music hits, Hotaka walks through the curtain and a smoke rises above him quickly as he bends forward and then upwards immediately with his arms out wide and high. The crowd pops as he begins to walk down the ramp. Ethan Miller: Fighting out of Aira, Kagoshima, Japan, he is the JAPANESE GUARDIAN.. HOTTTAAAKAAAA!!He leaps up to the apron and stands tall pulling on the top rope for balance checks and then slips through the ropes when the lights stop flickering and the spotlights hit the middle of the ring and Hotaka slams his fists together right in front of his face but keeps his index fingers pointed out and then shoots them high above his head and apart into a pose and the crowd pops again. The lights go back to normal inside the arena and Hotaka bounces up and down in his corner ready to fight. Jimmy Garcia: What is this?! He looks normal! Lexi Stone: Yeah, this is odd.. he.. looks completely fine?!Hotaka is ready in the ring! DING DING DING Just then Serenity jumps over the barricade and falls down! Lexi Stone: What the hell?!Serenity stands up and drinks out of a very large bottle and cracks it on the apron and then jumps into the ring falling down! Jimmy Garcia: Thats Serenity.. but what the hell!? Lexi Stone: Is she drunk!?Serenity stands up and collapses down to one knee and tries to brush her hair back as Hotaka stands her up and she shoves Hotaka off of her! The official tries to help her but Serenity shoves the ref down! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!Security comes out as Serenity just falls back down onto the mat completely blasted out of her mind. Jimmy Garcia: She is DRUNK!Serenity is dragged out by security as Spayde is confused. Hotaka rolls her up! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING But Hotaka gets back up and is curious as to what the hell is going on, he takes his Cruiserweight Championship and walks up the ramp as security is dragging Serenity up... Hotaka is trying to help her! Jimmy Garcia: Serenity is drunk, guys! Like, bad!Lexi Stone: Yeah she is.She's stopped on the stage as she's slurring her words to Hotaka but the lights flicker. Hotaka goes from normal strong-style wrestler to dark, brood and stares at Serenity and smiles like an evil son of a bitch. Serenity eyes open wide as HOTAKA MISTS HER WITH THE BLACK MIST! SECURITY GOES TO GRAB HOTAKA BUT THE LIGHTS GO OUT. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!Lexi Stone: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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