My Fav Lines from Every RP 9/17
Sept 17, 2023 22:51:08 GMT -5
Karlie Nash, Kevin Bishop, and 2 more like this
Post by The Sitcom on Sept 17, 2023 22:51:08 GMT -5
Thank You, and Enjoy!
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“This week I have the thorn in my side, Niobe Martin. Miss 4th times a charm, right?” -Doc Holiday
“Suddenly, a bone-chilling breeze fills the room as the lights flicker, casting haunting shadows that seem to dance on the walls.” -Cipher
“I got drunk and high and pulled out my “Buddy Luv” shit on these hoes.” -Jody Madrox
“the air thick with the scent of booze and the promise of trouble.” -The Punishers MC
“The spear, it's more than just a move. It's a symbol of power, of sheer force. When I drive my shoulder into an opponent, it's like a locomotive hitting full speed.” -Dake Ken Jr.
“It’ll be that same DARKNESS that we will bring to the light for the blind fools of this organization.” -Kevin Bishop
“It's a vampiric curse, this title bleeds you dry and takes everything you have, all of your will, all of your passion...” -Downfall
“You've accomplished two things, jack, and shit, that didn't revolve around the fact that you were just there, in the right place, at a particular time, and that includes your US title fluke, every Tag championship, and the Hardcore title, again, that you wasted. That you soiled. That you did... nothing with.” -Downfall
“You confuse longevity for infamy.” -Odin Balfore
“The biggest laugh of all? When little old me lifts 400 pound you on my shoulders for the third time, and shatters your fucking jaw.” -Downfall
“My mild advice has made people quit.” -Odin Balfore
“You wouldn't have dropped your best work like a lonely tree in the woods” -Odin Balfore
“it's been a while since I've seen someone so confidently take a victory lap while they were running ass-backwards to the starting line” -Downfall
“And you’re still bleeding through your teeth after trying to swallow your tongue for it.” -Odin Balfore
“Why is he even doing this anymore? What’s his purpose? Everything that he thought his purpose was in this business is not what he’s been enjoying.” -Jonny Cedrone
“I made you code-switch from forcing us to idly wonder why a supposed Norse-lineage demi-god walking the earth, was wasting our fucking time actually Googling Spongebob memes with a bad, 2012 Tumblr font.” -Downfall
“You’re both victims of your own confidence. You shot too fast, you took too long.” -Odin Balfore
“The elevator just has too far to go to reach all the way to the top of that cranium of yours.” -Jonny Cedrone
“Enough has been said. Not enough has been done.” -Jonny Cedrone
“Japanese wrestling has never impressed me, you can watch a Japanese wrestling match from nineteen eighty three and two thousand twenty three and it’s the same match every time” -Karlie Nash
“I’ll show the AW universe that this place is not in need of a cowboy, and you my friend, can lasso yourself around an anchor and I’ll throw that anchor in the nearest lake or sea, and watch you drown.” -TJ Alexander
“But it wasn't just about winning in the ring. It was about carrying myself like a champion, showing respect to my opponents, and giving the fans a show they'd never forget. It was about being a true sportsman, both in victory and defeat.” -Chase Jackson
“Deep within the shadowed realms of the Underworld, where the echoes of forgotten souls resided, there was a legend that would be whispered from one dark corner to another.” -Hotaka
“You were a hyena when we found you. Mangy but rabid, dangerous. Surgical intervention was my obligation.” -Ulysses Deus
“That she did you the favor of indulging your foolishness.” -Jill Park
“So I suggest ya pray to whatever God ya worship, cause by the end of the night you're going to have grass growin' out your ass after I rip your empty head from your fuckin' shoulders.” -Jessie Lee
"I am going to enjoy reopening your stitches and making you bleed all over that arena" -Niobe Martin
“Monday Night I'll be celebratin' International Equal Pay Day.” -Azurine Vebbins
“If you don't take the leap of faith for yourself, someone else is going to take your spotlight before you manage to make full use of it.” -Jaice Wilds
“Normally when you are in the shadows of a defeat things can sometimes get a little blurry and the path seems unclear. However, being a prideful American and knowing that this company and country depend on me I continue to push forward.” -Jimmy “Big Tyme” Jackson
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“This week I have the thorn in my side, Niobe Martin. Miss 4th times a charm, right?” -Doc Holiday
“Suddenly, a bone-chilling breeze fills the room as the lights flicker, casting haunting shadows that seem to dance on the walls.” -Cipher
“I got drunk and high and pulled out my “Buddy Luv” shit on these hoes.” -Jody Madrox
“the air thick with the scent of booze and the promise of trouble.” -The Punishers MC
“The spear, it's more than just a move. It's a symbol of power, of sheer force. When I drive my shoulder into an opponent, it's like a locomotive hitting full speed.” -Dake Ken Jr.
“It’ll be that same DARKNESS that we will bring to the light for the blind fools of this organization.” -Kevin Bishop
“It's a vampiric curse, this title bleeds you dry and takes everything you have, all of your will, all of your passion...” -Downfall
“You've accomplished two things, jack, and shit, that didn't revolve around the fact that you were just there, in the right place, at a particular time, and that includes your US title fluke, every Tag championship, and the Hardcore title, again, that you wasted. That you soiled. That you did... nothing with.” -Downfall
“You confuse longevity for infamy.” -Odin Balfore
“The biggest laugh of all? When little old me lifts 400 pound you on my shoulders for the third time, and shatters your fucking jaw.” -Downfall
“My mild advice has made people quit.” -Odin Balfore
“You wouldn't have dropped your best work like a lonely tree in the woods” -Odin Balfore
“it's been a while since I've seen someone so confidently take a victory lap while they were running ass-backwards to the starting line” -Downfall
“And you’re still bleeding through your teeth after trying to swallow your tongue for it.” -Odin Balfore
“Why is he even doing this anymore? What’s his purpose? Everything that he thought his purpose was in this business is not what he’s been enjoying.” -Jonny Cedrone
“I made you code-switch from forcing us to idly wonder why a supposed Norse-lineage demi-god walking the earth, was wasting our fucking time actually Googling Spongebob memes with a bad, 2012 Tumblr font.” -Downfall
“You’re both victims of your own confidence. You shot too fast, you took too long.” -Odin Balfore
“The elevator just has too far to go to reach all the way to the top of that cranium of yours.” -Jonny Cedrone
“Enough has been said. Not enough has been done.” -Jonny Cedrone
“Japanese wrestling has never impressed me, you can watch a Japanese wrestling match from nineteen eighty three and two thousand twenty three and it’s the same match every time” -Karlie Nash
“I’ll show the AW universe that this place is not in need of a cowboy, and you my friend, can lasso yourself around an anchor and I’ll throw that anchor in the nearest lake or sea, and watch you drown.” -TJ Alexander
“But it wasn't just about winning in the ring. It was about carrying myself like a champion, showing respect to my opponents, and giving the fans a show they'd never forget. It was about being a true sportsman, both in victory and defeat.” -Chase Jackson
“Deep within the shadowed realms of the Underworld, where the echoes of forgotten souls resided, there was a legend that would be whispered from one dark corner to another.” -Hotaka
“You were a hyena when we found you. Mangy but rabid, dangerous. Surgical intervention was my obligation.” -Ulysses Deus
“That she did you the favor of indulging your foolishness.” -Jill Park
“So I suggest ya pray to whatever God ya worship, cause by the end of the night you're going to have grass growin' out your ass after I rip your empty head from your fuckin' shoulders.” -Jessie Lee
"I am going to enjoy reopening your stitches and making you bleed all over that arena" -Niobe Martin
“Monday Night I'll be celebratin' International Equal Pay Day.” -Azurine Vebbins
“If you don't take the leap of faith for yourself, someone else is going to take your spotlight before you manage to make full use of it.” -Jaice Wilds
“Normally when you are in the shadows of a defeat things can sometimes get a little blurry and the path seems unclear. However, being a prideful American and knowing that this company and country depend on me I continue to push forward.” -Jimmy “Big Tyme” Jackson