Cage MatchZombie McMorris vs. Serenity Holmes(c)
"When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along.
Dig, if you will, the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you, my darling?
Can you picture this?
Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!
ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring
ZMAC: How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end. ZMAC takes off his leather jacket, throws it off to the side as he hits a bump of coke before stepping into the cage.
Jimmy Garcia: He's in the cage, he's a coked up wild man!"Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat immediately explodes from the arena's surrounding systems, sparking a positive reaction from the audience. The bass and repeated opening lyrics synchronize with the lights flashing around the venue's interior, leading to Serenity Holmes sprinting from the backstage area to center stage, where the fans of the Action Wrestling universe greet her. She stands center stage before taking off her hat and throwing it into the fans for amusement until looking down the entrance path, where she takes off into a run for the mere moment of interactions on her fast-paced run to the ring.
Ethan Miller: "Introducing on her way to the ring! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at 127 pounds. She is "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!"
Serenity slides under the bottom rope before unloading onto her feet, where she quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle of an unoccupied corner to greet the fans at ringside. She flips her hair and throws up a peace sign with her tongue hanging out while winking at the camera. Serenity hops down and lands on her feet before running around the ring to show love to every possible fan in the atmosphere before staying in her designated corner, waiting for the next moment.
DING DING DING
Zombie attacks Serenity and hits right hands and left hands! He whips her across the ring and she lands back first into the cage and stumbles forward into a HUGE back body drop in the middle of the ring! Serenity stumbles back up and ZMac grabs her by the waist and the head and throws her into the cage and she crash lands between the ropes and the cage wall!
Jimmy Garcia: My god this is getting good already!Zombie picks her up through the ropes and hits a hanging DDT from the middle rope and pins her!
One!
Two!
Serenity kicks out!
Lexi Stone: She kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: Serenity defending the Cruiserweight title right here on CruiserClash, this is the OPENING of the show!!Zmac grabs her and shoves her into the turnbuckles and starts to choke her!
Jimmy Garcia: It's legal!ZMac hops up and hits a monkey toss sending Serenity across the ring! She tries to stumble back up and ZMac hits a spear into the turnbuckles!
Lexi Stone: Damn! What a shot that was!ZMac pins!
One!
Two!
Serenity kicks out once again and ZMac picks her up and puts her on his shoulders, he goes to charge towards the cage wall but she gets out of it and shoves him into the cage wall! She shoves him into the wall again! She grabs his head and shoves him face first into the cage wall!
Jimmy Garcia: Whoa there she goes!He stumbles back and she picks up Zombie McMorris for a backsuplex but turns around and charges backwards and drives ZMac head first into the cage!!
Jimmy Garcia: WOW!Lexi Stone: THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!!ZMac starts to stumble back up and Serenity takes him across the ring and throws him face first into the cage wall!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!!She takes him back across the ring into the cage wall!
Jimmy Garcia: A second shot!!She takes him across the ring to the third side and throws him face first into the cage wall!
Lexi Stone: Jesus christ!!She takes him a fourth time and smashes him into the cage wall!
Lexi Stone: Wooooww!!Serenity turns ZMac around and superkicks him in the stomach! She superkicks him in the legs! She then hits the ropes and hits a RUNNING SHINING WIZARD!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE MOVING HOLMES!!Serenity collapses onto Zmac!
One!
Two!
THR-
ZMAC KICKS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: Its not over yet!Serenity picks up ZMac and throws him into the turnbuckles! She comes over and tries to punch at him but he kicks her and then kicks her a second time and pulls himself up to the top rope. She comes back with a knee to the ribs and he sits back down on the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh man! ZMac is hurt!Serenity gets up to the middle turnbuckle as ZMac is now trying to stand on the top rope and ZMac headbutts her!
He headbutts her again! She bends forward and and Zmac leaps from the top rpe AND HITS A CANADIAN DESTROYER!!
Jimmy Garcia: AMERICAN SAVIOR!!He pins!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THRE-
Jimmy Garcia: SERENITY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Lexi Stone: OH MY GOD!!The crowd loses it as ZMac stumbles up to his feet and grabs Serenity and pulls her in for an evenflow DDT but she holds on as Zmac crashes down on to his feet!
Serenity catipults ZMac into the air and into the cage wall!
Except no, he lands on the ropes and turns around on the middle rope, he springboards up to the top rope and hits a huge crossbody on Serenity when she turns around!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh what a shot!She stumbles up as ZMac gets back to his feet and hits a lou thesz press! He goes for right hands but Serenity grabs the arm and locks on an armbar!
Jimmy Garcia: WHOA! SHE WON A SUBMISSION MATCH BEFORE!Zmac rolls out of it and gets back to his feet and sizes Serenity up!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS IT!Zmac goes for another canadian destroyer but she rolls out of it and hits a Tornado DDT!!
Zmac rolls forward and back to his feet and Serenity hits a running, charging dropkick sending Zmac flying back into the cage!
Jimmy Garcia: JESUS!Lexi Stone: HE JUST LANDED INTO THE CAGE!He stumbles up and Serenity springboards to the middle rope and then onto ZMacs shoulder and hits a reverse frankensteiner!!
Jimmy Garcia: GHOSTED!!Lexi Stone: HOLY SHIT ZMAC IS OUT!Serenity jumps to the top rope but then notices.. above her.. she climbs up to the top of the cage!
Lexi Stone: GET DOWN FROM THERE!Jimmy Garcia: SERENITY IS ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!Serenity jumps down and lands with a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO ZMACS STOMACH!!
Jimmy Garcia: RED BOTTOMS!!Lexi Stone: RED BOTTOMS FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!Serenity covers Zmac!
One!
Two!
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: AND SERENITY HOLMES IS STILL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!The crowd reacts as she shits up holding her ankles and the cage starts to rise into the air.
Lexi Stone: Serenity just can't be stopped! From submission matches, to three ways, to undisputed, to cage matches, Serenity has done whatever it takes to hold onto the Cruiserweight Championship!She stands up and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship and rises it into the air.
Jimmy Garcia: What a start to CruiserClash! What a way to kick off AW on CBS!Lexi Stone: We're FAR from done! We take a commercial break.