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Post by The Ascension on Aug 19, 2023 9:22:46 GMT -5
[The screen flickers to life, revealing a dimly lit, enigmatic setting. The camera slowly pans, unveiling the trio that is known as the Ascension. Marcus Collins stands at the center, flanked by the enigmatic figure of Jakob Hystaria on one side and the determined presence of Alister McKissick on the other. Their collective gaze pierces through the screen, exuding an intense energy that seems to transcend the boundaries of the screen. The room is bathed in an eerie ambiance, the faint glow of a flickering candle casting haunting shadows on the walls.] Marcus Collins: The time has come to shatter the illusions that have bound us for far too long, to break free from the molds society has tried to force us into. We stand here not as pawns, but as architects of our own destiny. [Jakob Hystaria's unsettling chuckle reverberates through the room, the very shadows around him seeming to twist and writhe in response.] Jakob Hystaria: A realm of chaos and transcendence awaits those brave enough to stare into the abyss. We are not constrained by the norms of society; we are the Ascension, the agents of metamorphosis, the catalysts of the enigma. [The camera zooms in, capturing the intensity in their eyes, each pair radiating an unearthly brilliance.] Alister McKissick: Our return to the halls of Action Wrestling marks the birth of a new era. A crescendo of ambition, a symphony that shall reverberate throughout the annals of competition. [Jakob Hystaria's voice is a mere whisper, yet it carries the weight of prophecy.] Jakob Hystaria: We are the whispers that linger in the deepest recesses of your mind, the embodiment of the darkness that dwells within. We are the Ascension, the weavers of fate, and the architects of your downfall. [The camera widens its focus, showcasing the triumvirate of power, Marcus, Jakob, and Alister standing side by side, their presence almost surreal against the backdrop of shadows.] Marcus Collins: Brace yourselves, for the tempest gathers, the twilight rises, and the Ascension shall envelop all in its wake. The paradigms have shifted, the rules rewritten, and we are the players who dance upon the edge of unpredictability. [As the scene begins to fade to black, their laughter intertwines – a haunting, discordant melody that lingers long after the screen fades to darkness.] Alister McKissick: Welcome to the Ascension. [The screen plunges into obscurity, leaving the viewers with a lingering sense of anticipation and an unsettling feeling in the depths of their souls.]
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Post by Downfall on Aug 19, 2023 19:20:33 GMT -5
Oh, goodie.
Elysium is already doing your act, just. Worse, btw. If you even care.
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Post by Doc Holiday on Aug 20, 2023 2:19:36 GMT -5
Maybe you guys should fight over who gets all the fairy dust and smoke machine for silly vignettes
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Post by The Ascension on Aug 21, 2023 8:33:59 GMT -5
Maybe you guys should fight over who gets all the fairy dust and smoke machine for silly vignettes Marcus: Ah, Doc Holiday, a fading star in the constellation of my admirers. How quaint that you still attempt to muster insults in your feeble attempts at relevance. Once, your words carried weight, but ever since your departure from CruiserClash, your brilliance has dimmed. Funny how you and Alister share that common fall from grace. Perhaps you should consider allowing me to purify your tarnished ego as well. Your audacious nature is no secret, so why not indulge me with a display of your legendary Doc Holiday prowess? Show this connoisseur of fairy dust the true artistry of grandeur.
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Post by The Ascension on Aug 21, 2023 8:47:51 GMT -5
Oh, goodie. Elysium is already doing your act, just. Worse, btw. If you even care. Marcus: Look who's graced us with their presence – the almighty Downfall, reigning supreme in the hardcore realm. Gotta say, I respect the crown you're sporting up there, ruling over that gritty division. Even kings need a little diversion from their dominion. If you ever decide to take a detour into the uncharted waters of something different, I'd be more than willing to oblige. No need for empty bravado, though; we both know the ropes. If we ever lock horns, it won't be just another showdown. And, hey, if that crown of yours ever feels a bit heavy, remember – change can sneak up on anyone. Keeps us all on the edge, with my insatiable hunger for challenges, relish in battles that etch their marks upon the flesh, a testament to my indomitable prowess and unyielding dominion.. Because let's face it, the raw brutality of a fight that leaves you battered and bloodied is the only way to separate the warriors from the weak.
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Post by Downfall on Aug 21, 2023 9:25:03 GMT -5
You said all of that shit, and all I'm going to tell you is to win a match before you go around begging for title shots. You really do epitomize wasted effort.
P.S. dumbass; I don't even like Holiday, nor do I think he's especially talented or skilled in any way. But in the time since you've been gone, and even before, when you losers were putting out slipshod effort on an inconsistent basis, he had won the CBS and is now TV champ. You, being Marcus, or whichever mouthpiece wants to step up and talk next, haven't even won a single match against an opponent that showed. Talking about falling stars, even throwing ya boy Allister under the bus.
All of you shut the fuck up.
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Post by Downfall on Aug 21, 2023 22:32:27 GMT -5
Yeah, I'll make this plain and fucking simple; I'll even speak slowly, because for all I get called for being "pretentious", I see that damp squib of a segment you shat out onto the card and think god, please, do not ever let me become a Marcus Collins or Al(l)ister McKissick; Brain fuckin dead, empty-brained pontificators that trudge through these halls already walking dead and not knowing it, emitting from time to time specious word-farts that they pass as intelligent speech.
Put simply:
Shut the fuck up about getting a title shot.
You walk out here after god knows how many months away and immediately start blathering on about every champion in the place. Only you obviously don't pay attention to shows, beyond giving a cursory glance five seconds at an outdated website, cuz uh, Sitcom does not have two belts. You "challenge" myself, Sitcom, etcetera to "prove" ourselves against you. That, patently, is not how this works.
All you're doing is the same, boring shit we already see Dionysus do anyway: Have some silly ass cult leader master fill the air with hoary, pseudo-enlightment bullshit, and immediately after saying two semi-coherent sentences, proclaim you should be in line for a TITLE SHOT. You hungrily grasp at straws, challenging anyone and everyone with gold around their waist, like a greedy little whore. Making it even plainer, sit the fuck down and don't ever speak my name again. Don't ever put forward the idea you deserve a TITLE SHOT in the "realms of hardcore" again until you accomplish a damn thing worth talking about. This isn't a dare. I'm not reverse psychology pushing for you to actually prove yourself and step to me. Sit your hangdog begging ass down before I body all three of you feebs.
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Dionysus
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Post by Dionysus on Aug 21, 2023 23:02:36 GMT -5
There’s really only one person here that needs to shut the fuck up.
For someone who thinks that little of me, I certainly occupy a decent chunk of your head rent-free.
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Post by Downfall on Aug 21, 2023 23:07:45 GMT -5
Only because you actually think "HURR DURR, SOMEONE IS DOING A TED TALK" is cutting, incisive shoot. It's not. You fucking suck too. I wish you would also take your lame ass cult with you, jerk off to the passing of the Hale-Bopp comet, drink some poison and expire. It's better than you deserve.
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Post by Dionysus on Aug 21, 2023 23:09:48 GMT -5
You’ve tried once before and failed.
You want me gone?
You better fucking kill me.
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Post by Downfall on Aug 21, 2023 23:13:00 GMT -5
.......What?
Oh. Youre talking about the matches you lost. It's really awesome how you try to spin that as another one of your brave stands, where you gave it your all, where you got the crowd talking about you.
Preeetty sure that caving your head in with a crowbar, forcing you to take a sabbatical until you decided to come back with this terrible idea, indicates I actually have no problem killing you but go off.
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Post by Dionysus on Aug 21, 2023 23:15:22 GMT -5
Talk talk talk blah blah blah
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Post by Downfall on Aug 21, 2023 23:38:03 GMT -5
Yeah, talk, talk, blah blah blah. Maybe another line about TED Talks too because Wow, that was so fresh. I talk so much and cut such lengthy promos.
Here's a secret: you should have learned how to do that yourself. Years before this.
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Post by Dionysus on Aug 21, 2023 23:53:34 GMT -5
You’re so fixated on me it’s almost funny if it weren’t so pathetic.
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Post by The Ascension on Aug 22, 2023 0:09:30 GMT -5
Marcus: Nobody's begging my dear friend Downfall, I'm simply offering you an opportunity to eradicate the boredom that you so obviously have. But if the powers that be wish Marcus Collins to punish the Television champion, then that is what I will do. Won't be the first time, and wont be the last.
P.S. Who were you trying to convince of that rant? I can't say that I was.
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Post by 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗬 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 on Aug 22, 2023 9:20:35 GMT -5
You're all fucking pitiful.
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Post by Doc Holiday on Aug 22, 2023 12:44:23 GMT -5
Marcus: Nobody's begging my dear friend Downfall, I'm simply offering you an opportunity to eradicate the boredom that you so obviously have. But if the powers that be wish Marcus Collins to punish the Television champion, then that is what I will do. Won't be the first time, and wont be the last. P.S. Who were you trying to convince of that rant? I can't say that I was. A title shot? I could shit a better opponent than you. Jody Madrox has more of a claim to a title shot than you! And I beat his ass 3 times in 3 weeks. Get the fuck outta here with your undeserving ass. Win some matches, stick around for a minute and then maybe we'll talk. Also why don't you try getting to your fucking point for once instead of using 8 words to dance around the fact that you want to beat my ass. No one wants to hear you use all these fancy words, it doesn't make you sound any smarter. In fact, if you knew anything about this sport, you would know that have the idiots who watch us have a fifth grade education and that's it. So stop the pointless filler words and tell us how you really feel.
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Post by The Ascension on Aug 22, 2023 19:32:09 GMT -5
Marcus: Nobody's begging my dear friend Downfall, I'm simply offering you an opportunity to eradicate the boredom that you so obviously have. But if the powers that be wish Marcus Collins to punish the Television champion, then that is what I will do. Won't be the first time, and wont be the last. P.S. Who were you trying to convince of that rant? I can't say that I was. A title shot? I could shit a better opponent than you. Jody Madrox has more of a claim to a title shot than you! And I beat his ass 3 times in 3 weeks. Get the fuck outta here with your undeserving ass. Win some matches, stick around for a minute and then maybe we'll talk. Also why don't you try getting to your fucking point for once instead of using 8 words to dance around the fact that you want to beat my ass. No one wants to hear you use all these fancy words, it doesn't make you sound any smarter. In fact, if you knew anything about this sport, you would know that have the idiots who watch us have a fifth grade education and that's it. So stop the pointless filler words and tell us how you really feel. I'm starting to think part of the hiring process of Action Wrestling should be reading comprehension. I in plain English acknowledging the politics of title opportunities, but I guess the two most mouthiest ones do so to hide their ignorance. I don't need either one of your permission for any title shot. In reference to Doc, punishments can be given without a prize. Neither of you have said anything of note other than your trepidation. I would gladly relieve you of your ego for fun on a Tuesday morning.
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Post by The Ascension on Aug 22, 2023 19:33:45 GMT -5
You're all fucking pitiful. Marcus: Corey, shouldn't you be barefoot in Odin's kitchen? Shut your mouth, men are speaking.
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 22, 2023 20:50:57 GMT -5
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