Brandon Leno vs. Jaice Wilds vs. Airborne
Ethan Miller: The following is a triple threat match and is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first...
A morbidly classic air raid siren begins blare around the arena. The fans begin to rise, while the siren fades to the whistling sound of a bomb nearing it's target. Just as the whistling sound ends, a series of red colored pyros goes off around the entrance ramp! After the red rocket's go off, they leave a blanket cloud of grey, just then "Maggie's Farm' by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system! The fans begin to cheer as among the sea of smoke stands a single silhouette. Airborne turns around, allows the smoke to pass by him, and begins to head towards the ring.
Ethan Miller: Now coming to the ring...weighing in at 175 pounds...from Detroit, Michigan...AIRBORNE!
Airborne takes a few quick moments to say hi to eager fans, like kids, but mostly keeps his focus on the ring. He jumps up on the apron, looks around at the fans and then leaps over the top rope. Airborne is beginning to feed off the energy from the crowd as he bounces around the ring corners, taking a moment in each one to leap to the second rope, raise his hands and encourage the fans to welcome him with a big time reaction!!
Jimmy Garcia: I have to say Airborne has looked impressive in his time in Cruiserclash so far, and you have to imagine that a win here would propel him up the CW Title rankings!
Ethan Miller: And his first opponent...
Production crew kills the lights as spotlights flash a beautiful pattern of colors while a picture slowly fades into view on the jumbotron…a silhouette of a slender woman, butterfly wings spread out in a beautiful image of colors. A nice pop lets out of the crowd and the beginning of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida of Iron Butterfly with its opening organ fills the arena. When the guitar riffs hit, that’s when Brandon Leno walks out onto the stage. Wearing his vale tudo tights, his shirt is a bohemian style, white, shirt that is unbuttoned, showing his chest and stomach.
Ethan Miller: Residing in Berkeley, California, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic… BRANDON LENO!!
He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Brandon Leno does have a relaxed, easy-going vibe, but we can't forget that he has Elysium at his back, and a few weeks ago, Ebb and Flow interfered in a match and caused a DQ! Are they here to cause havoc, or is he playing it straight?
Lexi Stone: Who knows! I don't think their mission statement is that clearly defined!
Ethan Miller: And their final opponent...
The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams…
YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!!
At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before…
3! 2! 1!
Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists.
You want it full frontal, over-stimulation
So say a benediction, For a new addiction
In voyeuristic overdrive
(Here comes the countdown)
Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring!!
(Three)
This is the new flesh
Ethan Miller: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds!
(Two)
This is the open door
Ethan Miller: He is the Final General and YOUR Xtreme Aerialist!!
(One)
We've got everything you wanted…
Ethan Miller: He is JAICE WILDS!!
Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle.
You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb)
Right now
(Three, two, one)
Violated, So degraded
The show has just begun
(Three, two, one)
Dominated, By all you hated
This will make you ULTRAnumb
(Three, two, one)
Wilds nods to the crowd, throwing up the X as the fans chant "X-Treme!" to their hero. He drops to the mat, running up to each remaining turnbuckle and repeating the taunt as the crowd continues to roar in approval.
Lexi Stone: So weird how Adeline keeps making her way in here, she's not scheduled until 8! Weeeird.
Jimmy Garcia: Jaice Wilds came within an eyelash of winning the Cruiserweight championship in a heartstopping match against Serenity Holmes, you just know he wants to get back in the hunt for contendership!!
The bell sounds and all three men eye each other. Leno takes a moment to hold his arms out to Jaice and Airborne, causing them to pause in their tracks, then a big, goofy, stoner grin splits Leno's face and he offers them a peace sign. Jaice and Airborne exchange the same, nonplussed, "is this mf for real" look of annoyance. Jaice comes in to give Leno a big hand that wipes the cheesy smile off the Elysium member's face, and sends him stumbling forward into the waiting arms of Airborne. Airborne grabs Leno and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. Now Jaice holds his hand out to Airborne and shoos him away, as if telling him he's got this, and he grabs the arm of Leno, and whips him out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle. Leno hits the turnbuckles hard, and he stumbles out and Airborne hits a scoop slam! Airborne stomps on Leno. Jaice and Airborne motion for each other, and in an utter moment of solidarity born out of the fact that Brandon Leno's stoner douchebro attitude seems to really get under their skin, they lift him up and go for a double suplex. Leno groans in agony, arching his back. Airborne, breaking the pact between himself and Jaice, goes for a cover, but Jaice immediately pulls him off. Jaice shoves Airborne, as Airborne rockets to his feet, and the two of them begin bickering. A stunned Leno rolls out of the ring, slumping to the floor. Inside the ring, Airborne responds by slapping Jaice full on across the face! In response, Jaice clotheslines Airborne so hard that Airborne falls back into the ropes and hangs on to the top rope, holding his mouth. Airborne stumbles back up, running at Jaice, and receiving a monkey flip that sends Airborne, well... flying through the air, as if there's some word for that. Airborne, hurting, spies Jaice lining for him, and he also sees Leno getting up on the outside. Airborne picks up the pace, charges the ropes, ducks a big boot attempt from Jaice, and dives through the ropes, taking out Leno.
Jimmy Garcia: This match off to a hot start, and we've already seen an alliance between them break down after one or two moves!
Lexi Stone: I feel as if they cannot sanction Leno's buffoonery!
Jimmy Garcia: ...Did you just pull out a mfing Tommy Lee Jones deep cut?
Leno arches his back in pain against the guardrail. Airborne grabs Leno, and hits a few chops to the chest, making Leno groan and hold his chest. Airborne lifts Leno back up, grabs him by the arm, and throws him across the aisle and sending him with a loud crash into the steel steps, slightly dislodging them! Leno groans again, in a world of pain, and Jaice is loving seeing these two dudes kick the living shit out of each other on the outside. Finally, Airborne goes over, and picks up Leno by the back of the head, and rolls him into the ring. Jaice pounces of Leno, and begins stomping away at him, before he grips Leno by the back of the head and lifting him up. Jaice hops up, drilling Leno with a standing dropkick that sends him to his back! Leno goes down to the canvas, blinking and stunned, but he begins rolling to his knees. Jaice plants him with a kick to the head, and then rolls into a cover.
The referee: One...
Two... Kickout.
Jaice curses, and keeps an eye out for Airborne. Jaice grabs the arm, and pulls his first opponent up, whipping Leno across the ring and puts him down with a big kick. Jaice turns around into a springboard dragonrana from Airborne who was waiting and sizing him up!
Lexi Stone: Airborne! He took to the air! It's almost as if he named himself due to the descriptions of his abilities I don't fucking know!!
Airborne is a little disheveled as he sets himself, but he watches as Jaice rolls away, contorting and holding his back. Airborne grabs Jaice, going for a vertical suplex... however, Jaice tries to block it with his foot. Airborne isn't able to lift Jaice at first due to Jaice stuffing it. However, Airborne releases his arm, comes in and clubs Jaice over the back of the head to make him stop fighting back, and he places the arm over his shoulder and lifts him. This time he is able to lift Jaice up in the air in a stalling vertical suplex lift! The crowd is awed as Airborne turns from one side of the ring, to the other side, and holds Jaice high in the air, and suddenly Leno appears and spears Airborne to the mat, which sends Jaice falling down to the mat with a whiplash!
Jimmy Garcia: Sweet jesus, that was like watching a car wreck in real time!!
Lexi Stone: Airborne might be broken!!
Both Airborne and Jaice are laid out for a second, breathing heavily after that spot, and Leno is just getting fired up. Still down on the mat, Leno pounds his fist into the mat, yelling and getting himself hype. He picks his way to his feet and lifts up Airborne, hitting him with a few MMA curved knee lifts, and then dropping him with a backfist, before he spots Jaice rolling over to the ropes. Leno grips the arm of Jaice and laces him with a chop that sends Jaice stumbling a few feet away. Relentless, the Elysium representative starts throwing haymakers at Jaice, backing him into the corner. He whips Jaice across the ring, but Jaice shortarms it into a single-legged Codebreaker! Leno flings off Jaice's shin, and falls back, and a stunned Jaice huffs and puffs for breath as he turns around, blinking, but as he turns around, he is again floored by Airborne who hits a spinning wheel kick! Airborne holds on for the pin.
Lexi Stone: He might have him here!
The referee: One...
Two... No! Leno doesn’t even let it get much past a two count before he stops the pin.
Jimmy Garcia: This match has had a blitzkrieg pace from the first bell, and I don't think Jaice is out of it yet!
Leno stomps away at Airborne, but Airborne works his way to his feet. Leno whips Airborne across the ring and catches him with a sidewalk slam. He applies a single leg Boston crab, and sits back on the hold. Airborne yells, and flails his arms as his leg is bent back so far his body is curved in a U-shape, and Leno yells for him to tap. Several long seconds pass by in the hold, and Airborne is motioning to the referee no, he won't tap, but finally, Jaice comes into the shot and plows into Leno with a ferocious boot to the face that knocks Leno off of the submission. Jaice grabs a stunned Leno, and goes to suplex him, but Leno breaks free and nails a Mongolian chop. He tries to hook the arm and set Jaice for a ripcord knee strike, but Jaice slaps his hand and breaks the hold, then blasts Leno with a stepup knee of his own that puts Leno on loopy street. Jaice then runs to the ropes and hits a rebounding tornado kick which takes Leno's head off! Airborne, having recovered from the submission, attempts to run in and stop a pinfall. Jaice notices Airborne this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Airborne who slides under the ropes, but catches himself before he falls out. He gets to his feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Jaice, but Jaice catches him. He powers Airborne up and powerbombs him to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Jaice is on fire! He's really feeling it now!
Jaice looks from Leno to Airborne, before finally selecting his intended victim and gripping an arm, going to irish whip Airborne into the corner. Airborne hits like a sack of potatoes and lays in the corner, dazed. Jaice points finger guns at him and motions that it's over. Jaice charges across the ring, going for a stinger splash, but NO! Airborne ducks out of the way and narrowly avoids an avalanche in the corner, and Jaice goes crashing in, then stumbling backwards. Airborne grabs Jaice’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. Airborne hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin.
Jimmy Garcia: Airborne has the former 201 Champ reeling!!
The referee: One...
Two... Leno is back up and stops Airborne from pinning Jaice.
Airborne lands several mounted punches from a rear guard into the back of Airborne's dome, beating him down. Leno gets to his feet, holding his hands up in the air to a mixed reaction. Leno lifts Airborne up, slowly, and goes to ripcord his arm around his throat, to turn him around into the ripcord knee, like he'd intended to use on Jaice earlier. However, Airborne, sensing the move coming, elbows Leno in the face as he goes to grab him from behind. Airborne whips Leno across the ring and catches him for a powerslam. Airborne hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away!
The referee: One...
Two...
Thr- Jaice stops the pin attempt.
Jaice knees Airborne and tosses him through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Leno gets to his feet and Leno grabs him from the side and flings them both down with a STANDING SPANISH FLY!!
Lexi Stone: AGENT OF CHAOS TO LENO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jaice’s going for the pin!
The referee: One...
Two...
Three -
No! Airborne slingshots himself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Jaice to break up the pin, crashing into Leno and Jaice. For a moment, Airborne, Jaice and Leno are down and out! Who can get up first?!
Jimmy Garcia: Airborne is moving!
He puts his arms on each of them!
The ref pins!
one!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: AIRBORNE WINS!
Lexi Stone: WOW! WHAT A MATCH!
Airborne sits up and celebrates!
Lexi Stone: CruiserClash rolls on!