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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:10:47 GMT -5
The Moda Center of Portland, Oregon, has been sold out for the following episode of CruiserClash especially continuing the reaction to last week's shenanigans that caused the show to end on a sour note. Joey Bunga, general manager of CruiserClash, has been scrambling back and forth with the executive management to answer for the violence caused by Zombie McMorris that nearly took out the Undisputed Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Serenity Holmes. Pyro blasts inside the arena and we're LIVE for another block of AW action on CBS! Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CruiserClash! I'm here with my partner, Lexi Stone, and apparently, Joey Bunga has some news regarding the state of the Cruiserweight Championship. As you know, Serenity Holmes and Lissie Hope are scheduled to have an Action Wrestling Tag Team Championship opportunity at Guts and Glory. Still, Jaice Wilds is now the number one contender for her Cruiserweight Championship.Lexi Stone: That's right, Jimmy! Jaice Wilds became the number one contender and had an opportunity, but that's being pushed aside due to the antics caused by Zombie McMorris last week on CruiserClash. Serenity Holmes made her championship celebration speech after Jaice won, but it ended short when Zombie McMorris attacked her from behind and declared a rematch against her.Jimmy Garcia: Surely, Joey Bunga didn't appreciate that as rumors in the company surged, he had to meet with the executive team to figure out how the chaotic scene of the Cruiserweight Championship would be resolved. I can't tell you how everyone in the back is on high alert, nothing must be misplaced, and no one should be acting unprofessional when Joey is seething.Lexi Stone: However, he has planned to make an announcement tonight to discuss the state of the cruiserweight championship. Serenity Holmes has been called in tonight to meet with Joey Bunga in his office to ensure she understands what she must do as she is the face of CruiserClash. I love Serenity, but the girl has a big target on her back, but everyone's been gunning for her and putting her well-being on the line. What more will people do to pr-Jimmy Garcia: Hold on a second, Lexi! As we speak, I'm getting word there's a commotion happening in the backstage area! We need cameras on it NOW!The broadcast transitions to a camera view running through the hallways of the backstage area, where loud noises and screams are heard. It passes through multiple intersections until reaching an open foyer where Serenity Holmes and Zombie McMorris are brawling in the available scenery to the point employees and other personnel are shuffling away. The audience in the venue's interior is watching this on the large screen and immediately exploding in pure support of the chaos. Serenity and Zombie are glued to each other, throwing strikes and any offensive measures to get the upper hand on the other. Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lexi Stone: Serenity Holmes wanted vengeance for what Zombie did to her, and now she's getting it!Jimmy Garcia: These two are brawling; if they continue, they will kill each other!Zombie lifts Serenity over his right shoulder and drops her down on top of a production box, but she continues to throw punches while he's on top of her, returning the favor. Security has finally reached the chaos and pulls Zombie away as referees try to hold her back, but she breaks free from their grip and charges across the distance to leap into Zombie again, dropping him down onto the concrete floor. The two roll back and forth in a scramble until additional personnel step in to separate the two now that Joey Bunga has come into the fray.
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
Lexi Stone: You let these two fight, and they'll kill each other!Joey immediately orders security, personnel, and referees to keep the two separated despite how much of a struggle it is. Serenity and Zombie are yelling at each other so much there's a constant need for censoring from how much foul language is used, but Joey screams at the top of his lungs, highly pissed off from the commotion. Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS GETTING WILD!Bunga just walks off and goes through gorilla and walks down the ramp! Lexi Stone: Where is he.. he's heading out here!?Bunga walks around the ring and grabs a microphone from the timekeepers as Serenity and ZMac are separated in the back and are now shown on the ActionTron! Bunga slides into the ring. Joey Bunga: LISTEN UP!The crowd pops. Joey Bunga: IGHT IGHT IGHT, NEXT WEEK... SERENITY HOLMES DEFENDS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST JAICE WILDS!The crowd pops! Serenity is shocked as she's being held back by security and ZMac is FURIOUS! Joey Bunga: Then the next week, Serenity is involved in the Tag Team Championship at Guts/Glory with Lissie Hope.. AND then the week after on August 7th, if Serenity Holmes is still Cruiserweight Champion, she'll defend against Zombie McMorris!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: IN A WALKING DEAD STREET FIGHT!The crowd ERUPTS! Joey Bunga: And if Jaice Wilds is Champion.. then it'll be a THREE.. WAY.. MATCH IN A WALKING DEAD STREET FIGHT!The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: MY GOODNESS!!Joey Bunga: And Serenity.. ZMac.. if either of you two lay a hand on the other until August 7th.. you both will be.. FIIIIREEDDDD!!The crowd erupts! Lexi Stone: WOWIE!!Jimmy Garcia: INSANE!Bunga drops the mic as Serenity and ZMac trade barbs! Jimmy Garcia: Serenity was going to appear later tonight on Clash, but next week she has a Cruiserweight Title match!! Lexi Stone: What a three week stretch for Serenity!We fade to our first commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:13:23 GMT -5
Fite Club & Azurine Vebbins vs. Brandon Leno & Ebb & Flow
Lets get to the finish! Ebb picks up Vebbins and dumps her out over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: There she goes!Ebb turns around and hits a running shotgun dropkick knocking Zara back into the turnbuckles! Flow comes over and monkey flips Zara across the ring! Jimmy Garcia: What a flip and flop!Zara stumbles up and Leno just straight up hits a spinning heel kick knocking her out cold! Zara is out and Leno pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a win! Another victory for Ebb, Flow and Leno!Lexi Stone: These three are very interesting, gotta keep your eyes on them!They celebrate as Vebbins is pissed she was on a losing team. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:14:57 GMT -5
Karlie Nash vs. Maxine Kilman
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first already in the ring from Wolverhampton, England, Maxine Kilman. Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crowd. Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash. Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Jimmy: I honestly don’t know how Karlie feels about wrestling in tonight's dark match.Lexi: Yeah, you figured she would be on the actual show.Once again Tracy joins them at the announce table. Jimmy: Welcome Ms. Dixon.Tracy: No thanks necessary for bringing a little insight to the announce table.Lexi: Last week, Karlie defeated Azurine to become the number one contender for the women’s title.Tracy: The outcome was never in doubt, now just sit back and watch Karlie deliver a scientific technician wrestling lesson to whomever this loser is.The bell rings and Karlie and Maxine lock-up, Karlie gains the advantage with a stiff knee to the gut, then takes Maxine down with a tight arm drag and wrenches the arm tight, Maxine makes the ropes but Karlie holds to the count of four then breaks. Karlie pulls Maxine to her feet and delivers a headbutt, Karlie follows with a Manhattan drop into a Russian leg sweep back breaker. Jimmy: Karlie has always been a technically sound wrestler, but sometimes tends to result to dirty tactics too.Tracy: Jimmy, sometimes yes my step-daughter breaks a rule or two or three, but she never has to or does she have to result to high flying maneuvers to please losers like all these fans here tonight. Nor does she have to resort to ridiculous hardcore tactics like Miss Lambert is so fond of.Karlie picks Maxine uo and whips her hard into the corner rushing in with a vicious corner European Uppercut. Karlie delivers a series of stiff knees strike, then t-bone suplexed Maxine out of the corner, she turns and kneels in the corner as Maxine staggers to her feet, Karlie rushes from the corner and connects with a high impact spear. Karlie picked Maxine up and brought her down hard across her knee with a backbreaker, then stomps on her chest. Karlie again picked Maxine up, and delivered a Dragon screw leg whip holding the leg, followed by repeated elbow drops to leg-Repeated knee and leg stomps-knee leg slam and a leg DDT. Karlie viciously stomps Maxine ankle, she then taunts the Portland crowd, as Maxine stumbles to her feet, Karlie charged and delivered a chop block that buckled Maxine leg, Karlie then delivered another chop block that dropped Maxine to the mat. Tracy: See I told you a complete lesson in scientific technical wrestling.Again Karlie allowed Maxine to stand, she is barely able to stand on her weaken leg as Karlie smirks then kicked in her the knee, Maxine dropped and before the ref could check on her Karlie locked in a Heel hook and wrenched hard on the ankle and knee joints, Maxine taps the mat and the bell rings, Karlie keeps the hold locked until the ref is forced to break it. Tracy leaves the announce table, and grabs a mic then steps into the ring, referees are helping Maxine up the ramp. Tracy hands Karlie the mic. Karlie: You see that complete surgical precision, and maybe once she hobbles herself back to England, she can find our absentee women’s champion. Imagine if I had won the women’s championship at Evolution then didn’t show up for two weeks, everyone would be calling for my head, then flood the Action Wrestling headquarters with emails to have me stripped of the title, eventually Lambert has to show up and defend that title against me, and what you just saw with that loser I just destroyed, is the future faith of Sally Lambert. Deuteronomy 20:4 For the Lord your God is he who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies, to give you the victory. I’m tired of all you losers.Karlie tossed the mic, she, Tracy and Hilda exit the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:26:19 GMT -5
Tables Match Punky vs. Ushi
Jimmy Garcia: WELCOME BACK TO CRUISERCLASH AND USHI IS GETTING JUMPED RIGHT NOW ON THE STAGE BY PUNKY!The crowd pops as Punky is slamming a chair to the back of Ushi and she falls down the ramp and rolls down like Mick Foleys fat fuckin' ass. Punky runs down the ramp and just lays the chair out and lands backsplash first on it and takes Ushi out again! Lexi Stone: OHHH what a move there!Punky gets up and goes to the apron and signals for another move but Ushi is up and clips the legs of Punky and she lands on her back on the apron! Ushi grabs her and turns and hits a worlds strongest slam on the chair on the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Oh jesus! This just got impactful in a hurry!Ushi grabs a table from underneath the ring and unfolds the legs and sets it up! She has the table pointing towards the apron and grabs Punky and rolls her on it. Ushi gets on to the apron and starts climbing up the turnbuckles.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS SHE DOING?!Ushi stands on top and roars but Punky is up on the apron and slaps her in the stomach! She slaps her on the FUPA. She hits a lucha kick and knocks Ushi back into the ring on her back! Punky climbs up and jumps off the turnbuckles and hits an elbow drop on Ushi! Lexi Stone: WHAT AN ELBOW DROP!Punky gets up and roars to life as Ushi stumbles up and Punky grabs the steel chair! She rushes and smashes Ushi into the face with it knocking her through the ropes to the apron! Jimmy Garcia: OH HERE WE GO!Ushi stands up on the apron with the table just below her and Punky hits the ropes and comes roaring back with a suicide diving SPEAR INTO USHI OFF THE APRON AND THEY CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!! DING DING DING Lexi Stone: PUNKY WINS!Punky rolls over but she's holding her arm as Ushi is in the table debris! Jimmy Garcia: What a win but at what cost! Punkys arm looks banged up!Ushi rolls over to her stomach as Punky is getting up and the official raises her good arm in victory! Lexi Stone: Well, Punky gets reve-USHI HITS A RUNNING SPEARING ELBOW TAKING PUNKY OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!Ushi lays on Punky and just mean-dog-faces her! The official tries to get her off! Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit, this is far from over isn't it!? Lexi Stone: I think so!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:32:24 GMT -5
Main Event
Jakob Hystaria vs. Hotaka
Jakob stands in the ring by himself as he looks around as a heart beat is heard over the speakers. Jimmy Garcia: Oh god..The lights begin to strobe with the beat of the heart then the lights go out. Lexi Stone: Hotaka must be on his way!The spotlight comes on in the ring and Hotaka is standing in against the turnbuckles! DING DING DING The spotlight goes out and the arena is back to dark again and a new spotlight hits the opposite side and it's BABA YAGA THE CROWD ERUPTS AS JAKOB TURNS AROUND TOWARDS HER. THE SPOTLIGHT GOES OUT AND THE ARENA LIGHTS COME ON AND HOTAKA IS STANDING BEHIND JAKOB! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!HOTAKA HITS A DRAGON SUPLEX PUTTING JAKOB RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! HE BRIDGES! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING Hotaka stands up and crawls towards Jakob! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! This is insane!Hotaka crawls and stops over Jakobs body as the lights strobe and Baba Yaga is in the ring with antlers. She places the antlers into Hotakas head as he slowly drops black goo out of his mouth all over Jakobs head! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD. Lexi Stone: WHAT THE HELL.Yaga yells out "LLLLIIAAARRSSS!! LLLIIIAAAARRRSSS!!"and the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jul 17, 2023 13:39:56 GMT -5
The Finale Segment!
As Cruiserclash comes back from commercial, Two men are in the ring, and the crowd’s applause quickly identifies them as the Six-Time Cruiserweight Tag Champions, the 2Gents! But the look on their face shows that they are far from in their usual good mood, and as Teo picks up a microphone from ringside, the crowd waits to hear what they have to say. Teo Blaze: Now I know what is on everyone’s mind. Because frankly, we’ve had some thoughts we wanted to get out in the open.Andre Jenson: At Evolution, we lost our Tag Team Championships to the Death Stars.The crowd begins filling the arena with a chorus of boos. Andre Jenson: Call a spade a spade, it is what happened. They got their hands raised. Call it luck, call it a bad night, call it what you want. But it happened. And you all know that what has always separated us from every other team on that roster, what has pushed us through, is the fact that we do not walk away after a setback!Teo Blaze: We do not walk away when something goes wrong! And I don’t care what it takes, I don’t care what we have to sacrifice to make it happen, we will hold those titles for a record breaking Seventh time! Because we did not ask you for a one-time match, Deathstars. We declared War! Declarando la Guerra! And that means that you will not be rid of us until there is not an ounce of fight left for us to give! Andre Jenson: While you have been celebrating, patting each other on the back, and gloating, we have been planning! We have been watching that tape over and over to see where we slipped up, where we can do better!Teo Blaze: And we think that it’s only fair for you to know, Deathstars. We are coming for you! We will not give up until you are laying in that ring at our feet! Until you are coughing up blood and spitting out teeth! Wondering just how in the hell we still have it in us to fight after all you’ve put us through!Andre Jenson: Say what you want about the Gents, you can say that we joke, that we focus too much on the show, that we are naive, but you cannot look us in the eye and say that we ever give up!Teo Blaze: And a war? A war does not measure single victories. A war does not consider who wins the first skirmish. It measures who survives. Who endures. Who is willing to push themselves past defeat, past pain, past every bit of suffering to hold out, to clamp down on hope and ride it to victory!Andre Jenson: So I guess what we’re saying Deathstars, is congratulations. Enjoy that first win. Brag on it. Gloat. Get cocky. Look down on us.Teo Blaze: Because every hour, every minute, every second you give us, we will get better. We will get stronger. And we will be right here. You will never be rid of us until this war is over!Andre Jenson: And if you doubt a single word we’ve said? If you doubt that we will not do everything in our power to put you down once and for all? Teo Blaze: Well then you know where to find us.With their challenge laid down, the Gents turn to one another, looking to the fans and raising their arms. Just then the lights begin to strobe and the crowd erupts... Jimmy Garcia: CALL THEM OUT AND THEY WILL COME!Lexi Stone: THE TWO TIME CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.. THE DEATHSTARS ARE ON THE WAY!Toxin and Cinta don't waste a single second with a pose or nod or a look. They walk through the curtain like N64's No Mercy with their belts on their shoulders and walk right down the ramp towards the ring. Teo and Jenson drop the microphones and prepare for a fight. Lexi Stone: YOU KNOW THIS WILL BREAK DOWN IN A HURRY!Deathstars get onto the apron and bend through the ropes and into the ring. The music fades away and the crowd is going crazy! Jimmy Garcia: IT WAS A FIVE STAR MATCH AT EVOLUTION SIX.. THIS IS GOING TO BE A WAR!Just then Deathstars and Two Gents look to their left and right! Lexi Stone: WHOA IS W..THATS EBB AND FLOW?!Ebb and Flow are standing up on the apron on the left and right sides of both teams. Ebb and Flow jump into the ring and TOXIN AND CINTA DROP THE BELTS AND GO AFTER EBB!! TEO AND JENSON GO AFTER FLOW! Jimmy Garcia: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!Lexi Stone: THIS JUST BROKE THE HELL DOWN!Toxin and Cinta clothesline Ebb over the top rope and all three men crash down onto the mats! Flow and Teo trade forearms in the corner as Jenson grabs him from behind! Jimmy Garcia: SEE YA NEXT WEEK ON CRUISERCLASH!!
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