My Fav Lines from Every RP 6/24 EVOLUTION 6!
Jun 24, 2023 23:06:06 GMT -5
Torture, Teo Blaze, and 5 more like this
Post by The Sitcom on Jun 24, 2023 23:06:06 GMT -5
Obviously, this was a fantastic week of Rps. And with them a lot of great lines (52 of them to be exact.) The shoots were excellent, but the storylines were incredible. There is so much awesome creativity in this place, it makes it a real pleasure to be a part of it. A special shout out to Max and Downfall. Holy shit guys, that was a lot of great work. Side note, Torture please never give me a Hardcore title shot, my anxiety could not handle it.
Just to be clear with my Fav Lines posts, I pick a line from every rp posted for the next show. In no way is this a ranking thing; they should be listed in order from when they were posted. If I somehow missed a roleplay, please let me know, and I’ll add it. Sorry, but it is Saturday night *does drinky, drinky motion*.
And thanks for any positive feedback.
Also, thank you to everyone working behind the scenes to write, assemble, and judge Evolution. We all appreciate your efforts very much.
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“What scares a sitcom? A Big Tyme film that steals the attention.” -Jimmy “Big Tyme” Jackson
“You all cry for chances, whine for opportunities, and when they're granted to you, you fall face first on the pavement and blame someone else.” -Punky
“but Im new york fool, im living this fucking life through and through” -Joey Scala
“I kept ya' alive. Cause ya' still have somethin I want.” -Max Daemon
“The unmitigated arrogance of you, and the boneheadedly-dull, boring hubris.” -Downfall
“It's as irritatin as it is fuckin fictional.” -Max Daemon
“Max, at this point I don't care if you leave in five months a burned out husk of a man that's never sniffed another Television title, cup win, anything but Lissie Hope bathwater bought secondhand through a burner account.” -Downfall
“Heavensent with the clarity of a fallen angel and hellborn with all the violence and rage that comes from a risen demon.” -Max Daemon
“I so love seeing how fit you keep yourself; That you're never one to skip leg day, because all you ever do is run in fucking circles with your logic.” -Downfall
“Doesn't matter where you go, there you'll be in the end.” -Downfall
“And you're still Downfall, headin towards...well...it's in the fuckin name, ain't it?” -Max Daemon
“And show your work. Don't be a sloppy student relying on hearsay now. “ -Downfall
“all ya' can do is say I'm "losing small bits of grace"? Are ya' seriously that fuckin moronic ta' actually believe I ever had any grace at all?” -Max Daemon
“You went from "Whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm out in four months anyway", then went right back to "I'm so DESPERATE that I'll do anything to beat you"...” -Downfall
“When I'm crushin your goddamn skull so much that all anybody who sees your mugshot is gonna think is "oh that's Downfall? Who the fuck is Downfall?" -Max Daemon
“Now, you ran into the problem that you can't high-road me. So you tried to get petty, but you can't out-petty me, either.” -Downfall
“But the problem with that is, a desperate man never actually gets what he really, truly wants.” -Downfall
“Perhaps you just need to learn that breaking is what it’ll take to finally beat someone like Downfall?” -Max Daemon
“Because you lost your accent mid-sentence.” -Max Daemon
“Regardless, there’s one thing your dad didn’t prepare you for. Me.” -Driller Jaworski
“For as long as I can remember I’ve been the gatekeeper of Cruiserclash, the person management picked to wrestle new signings, make this wrestler look good Karlie, make that wrestler good Karlie, you’ll benefit from it, have I benefited from it, no course not because fuck Karlie Nash.” -Karlie Nash
“We were broken in this Cave. We were destroyed in this cave and we came crawling out ready for more. That's a war, Teo. That's surviving, Andre.” -Deathstars
“I can not believe you would turn your back on Tripura, the Kingdom and you would threaten death of our own blood, our own flesh and blood for your own agenda!” -Hajeet
“My parents died during Covid cause your father was too slow to react and we lost hundreds!” -Raja
“Odin groans. The regret already settling in.” -Odin Balfore
“I can fly high when I need to but I can slither with the snakes if I have to as well!” -Jonny Cedrone
“I am a success, without any of your failures.” -Jill Park
“I've done so much for this brand that I've become the face of it.” -Serenity Holmes
“The wall is coming down, revealing the insight in a beautifully poetic dance.” -Mr. Psychedelic Brandon Leno
“The world has moved on from Hector Berget. It is time I did the same." -Dionysus
“The death of Death. He just needed to keep the funding going. A good poker player always kept a trump card. Mister Angelo would have no choice but to keep the Phoenix Project going.” -Gerard Angelo
“And whether they like me or not… It’s my obligation to both them and to the sport that I’ve dedicated my life to, to go out there and take a stand against your bullshit.” -Tatiana Jolee
“I HOPE I DRIVE HER HEAD SO FAR DOWN INTO THE CANVAS THEY INVESTIGATE ME FOR MURDER.” -Torture
“They dance around.. and they celebrate." -Hotaka
“they don’t bleed red white and green like true Luchadors! No, they bleed yellow, like the absolute cravens they are!” -Teo Blaze
“私の出身地である私の町では、彼らは大きなことを言います.” -USHI (if you want to know what that means then you’ll have to use Google Translate like I did)
“…as they run through the videos of them rolling her body down a driveway but then Dawsen’s face pops up.” -Ellie Austin
“Zara sitting down in a leather chair being interviewed by some piece of liberal shit from some liberal network news.” -Zara
“BUT if I step back in that ring - an’ I fully intend ta - I gotta make sure you ain’t in the fuckin’ line a’ fire.” -Dandy DiVito
“This title may be dead and buried thanks to MEN who lacked vision, but Mami is going to show the WORLD, that I am what is best for this Women’s division.” -Vandalia Valdez
“That’s something I get off on, you know, giving people the unexpected, providing upsets, surprising myself even.” -Sally Lambert
“I’m fixin’ ornery omelets in preparation of a scrumptious Scramble dis upcomin’ Sunday night.” -Azurine Vebbins
“Carter Shaw’s single World Title reign was longer than FPV’s 3 title reigns combined.” -Carter Shaw
“Damn meatballs sound really good right now" a very ADHD minded Jens responds. “When in Rome, brother" Doc responds. “But this is an Italian restaurant" Jens says confused.” -Doc Holiday
“Her tears careened down her cheek, watering the flowers for ‘pa with a little bit of her – and in her mind, and in her faith, it would last for eternity. It’s really beautiful when you think about it; but that requires abandoning logic.” -Lissie Hope
“I hung up on her with a quickness. There was no chance in hell I was going to let her finish that slur.” -Frank Venable
“When I started two thirds were in diapers and by the time I'm done the other one will need 'em to watch Matlock reruns.” -Corey Black
“She finally lets tears escape from her eyes without a fight, suddenly feeling anxious, helpless and alone.” -“Paragon” Joule Ortiz
“Leaving Jackie with nothing more than suspicion and a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.” -Jessie Lee
“You wanted to play a hero so bad that you made yourself believe that WE needed saving!” -Lazaro Vicente “The Golden Idolo”
“You need the biggest branding on the industry to gain a following. The biggest brand in the industry calls on me to grow their following.” -Jaice Wilds
Just to be clear with my Fav Lines posts, I pick a line from every rp posted for the next show. In no way is this a ranking thing; they should be listed in order from when they were posted. If I somehow missed a roleplay, please let me know, and I’ll add it. Sorry, but it is Saturday night *does drinky, drinky motion*.
And thanks for any positive feedback.
Also, thank you to everyone working behind the scenes to write, assemble, and judge Evolution. We all appreciate your efforts very much.
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“What scares a sitcom? A Big Tyme film that steals the attention.” -Jimmy “Big Tyme” Jackson
“You all cry for chances, whine for opportunities, and when they're granted to you, you fall face first on the pavement and blame someone else.” -Punky
“but Im new york fool, im living this fucking life through and through” -Joey Scala
“I kept ya' alive. Cause ya' still have somethin I want.” -Max Daemon
“The unmitigated arrogance of you, and the boneheadedly-dull, boring hubris.” -Downfall
“It's as irritatin as it is fuckin fictional.” -Max Daemon
“Max, at this point I don't care if you leave in five months a burned out husk of a man that's never sniffed another Television title, cup win, anything but Lissie Hope bathwater bought secondhand through a burner account.” -Downfall
“Heavensent with the clarity of a fallen angel and hellborn with all the violence and rage that comes from a risen demon.” -Max Daemon
“I so love seeing how fit you keep yourself; That you're never one to skip leg day, because all you ever do is run in fucking circles with your logic.” -Downfall
“Doesn't matter where you go, there you'll be in the end.” -Downfall
“And you're still Downfall, headin towards...well...it's in the fuckin name, ain't it?” -Max Daemon
“And show your work. Don't be a sloppy student relying on hearsay now. “ -Downfall
“all ya' can do is say I'm "losing small bits of grace"? Are ya' seriously that fuckin moronic ta' actually believe I ever had any grace at all?” -Max Daemon
“You went from "Whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm out in four months anyway", then went right back to "I'm so DESPERATE that I'll do anything to beat you"...” -Downfall
“When I'm crushin your goddamn skull so much that all anybody who sees your mugshot is gonna think is "oh that's Downfall? Who the fuck is Downfall?" -Max Daemon
“Now, you ran into the problem that you can't high-road me. So you tried to get petty, but you can't out-petty me, either.” -Downfall
“But the problem with that is, a desperate man never actually gets what he really, truly wants.” -Downfall
“Perhaps you just need to learn that breaking is what it’ll take to finally beat someone like Downfall?” -Max Daemon
“Because you lost your accent mid-sentence.” -Max Daemon
“Regardless, there’s one thing your dad didn’t prepare you for. Me.” -Driller Jaworski
“For as long as I can remember I’ve been the gatekeeper of Cruiserclash, the person management picked to wrestle new signings, make this wrestler look good Karlie, make that wrestler good Karlie, you’ll benefit from it, have I benefited from it, no course not because fuck Karlie Nash.” -Karlie Nash
“We were broken in this Cave. We were destroyed in this cave and we came crawling out ready for more. That's a war, Teo. That's surviving, Andre.” -Deathstars
“I can not believe you would turn your back on Tripura, the Kingdom and you would threaten death of our own blood, our own flesh and blood for your own agenda!” -Hajeet
“My parents died during Covid cause your father was too slow to react and we lost hundreds!” -Raja
“Odin groans. The regret already settling in.” -Odin Balfore
“I can fly high when I need to but I can slither with the snakes if I have to as well!” -Jonny Cedrone
“I am a success, without any of your failures.” -Jill Park
“I've done so much for this brand that I've become the face of it.” -Serenity Holmes
“The wall is coming down, revealing the insight in a beautifully poetic dance.” -Mr. Psychedelic Brandon Leno
“The world has moved on from Hector Berget. It is time I did the same." -Dionysus
“The death of Death. He just needed to keep the funding going. A good poker player always kept a trump card. Mister Angelo would have no choice but to keep the Phoenix Project going.” -Gerard Angelo
“And whether they like me or not… It’s my obligation to both them and to the sport that I’ve dedicated my life to, to go out there and take a stand against your bullshit.” -Tatiana Jolee
“I HOPE I DRIVE HER HEAD SO FAR DOWN INTO THE CANVAS THEY INVESTIGATE ME FOR MURDER.” -Torture
“They dance around.. and they celebrate." -Hotaka
“they don’t bleed red white and green like true Luchadors! No, they bleed yellow, like the absolute cravens they are!” -Teo Blaze
“私の出身地である私の町では、彼らは大きなことを言います.” -USHI (if you want to know what that means then you’ll have to use Google Translate like I did)
“…as they run through the videos of them rolling her body down a driveway but then Dawsen’s face pops up.” -Ellie Austin
“Zara sitting down in a leather chair being interviewed by some piece of liberal shit from some liberal network news.” -Zara
“BUT if I step back in that ring - an’ I fully intend ta - I gotta make sure you ain’t in the fuckin’ line a’ fire.” -Dandy DiVito
“This title may be dead and buried thanks to MEN who lacked vision, but Mami is going to show the WORLD, that I am what is best for this Women’s division.” -Vandalia Valdez
“That’s something I get off on, you know, giving people the unexpected, providing upsets, surprising myself even.” -Sally Lambert
“I’m fixin’ ornery omelets in preparation of a scrumptious Scramble dis upcomin’ Sunday night.” -Azurine Vebbins
“Carter Shaw’s single World Title reign was longer than FPV’s 3 title reigns combined.” -Carter Shaw
“Damn meatballs sound really good right now" a very ADHD minded Jens responds. “When in Rome, brother" Doc responds. “But this is an Italian restaurant" Jens says confused.” -Doc Holiday
“Her tears careened down her cheek, watering the flowers for ‘pa with a little bit of her – and in her mind, and in her faith, it would last for eternity. It’s really beautiful when you think about it; but that requires abandoning logic.” -Lissie Hope
“I hung up on her with a quickness. There was no chance in hell I was going to let her finish that slur.” -Frank Venable
“When I started two thirds were in diapers and by the time I'm done the other one will need 'em to watch Matlock reruns.” -Corey Black
“She finally lets tears escape from her eyes without a fight, suddenly feeling anxious, helpless and alone.” -“Paragon” Joule Ortiz
“Leaving Jackie with nothing more than suspicion and a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.” -Jessie Lee
“You wanted to play a hero so bad that you made yourself believe that WE needed saving!” -Lazaro Vicente “The Golden Idolo”
“You need the biggest branding on the industry to gain a following. The biggest brand in the industry calls on me to grow their following.” -Jaice Wilds