Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship
Winner: Jill park
Why: she can't miss
Tatiana Jolee vs. Torture
Prediction: Torture
Why: You dont cross the boss, yo
The Ultimate Unification
Cruiserweight Championship
Driller Jaworski(c) vs. Zombie McMorris(c) vs. Serenity Holmes(c)
Winner: Driller
Why: He has a sick beard
Dandy's Career On The Line
Dandy DiVito vs. Gerard Angelo
Winner: Dandy
Why: He is the greatest living cockroach AW has ever had
#1 Contendership To the World Title
Frank Patrick Venable vs. Carter Shaw
Winner: The fans
Why: If both drop down their best of the best RPs how can ya go wrong
United States Championship
Dionysus vs. Joule Ortiz vs. Jesse Lee vs. Jonny Cedrone(c)
Winner: Lee or Joule or Cedrone shit or Dion
Why: Hard to pick, each have their own strength, yo
Tag Team Championships
The Ascension vs. The Ban Bros(c)
Winner: Ban Bros
Why: 50+ years of experience in kayfabe
Hardcore Championship
Max Daemon vs. Downfall(c)
Winner: Downfall
Why: He will be longest reigning champ
Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships
Deathstars vs. Two Gents(c)
Winner: Two gents is goat
Why: two gents is goat
Hell in a Cell
Lazaro Vicente vs. Jaice Wilds
Winner: The fans in attendance
Why: its gonna be a blood bath
Brandon Leno vs. Szymon Ross vs. Hotaka
Winner: Hotaka
Why: how the fuck do you lose when you have black goo dripping out of your mouth to scare your opponents
Raja vs. Hajeet
Winner: Won't choose
Why: lolwait
CBS Championship
Ellie Austin vs. Doc Holiday(c)
Winner: Hmm
Why: This one is tough!
Womens Championship
15 Minute Womens Scramble
Niobe Martin vs. Karlie Nash vs. Azurine Vebbins vs. Zara vs. Spayde Martinez
vs. Punky vs. Vandalia Valdez vs. Sally Lambert vs. USHI
Winner: Karlie SMASH NASH
Why: She had a good RP right now
Vic Vagabond vs. Joey Scala
Winner: Vic
Why: Scala on a losing stream (lol when is he on a winning streak)
Television Championship
Jimmy Jackson vs. The Sitcom(c)
Winner: Beefy
Why: Both are big bad beefy sweaty men