Post by Jimmy Jackson on Jun 14, 2023 13:05:04 GMT -5
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson was walking the Las Vegas strip with his family. The popularity of Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson was growing to the point local comedy clubs were wanting him to join them for an Impromptu comedy night. It was an offer he couldn't refuse but deciding which club was the key. Jimmy, his mother and cousin finally reached the perfect establishment. It was clean, comfortable and had a good vibe. It was called "The Sitcom" one of the newest additions to the Las Vegas Strip. The sun was setting on another hot day as the place filled with patrons wanting to drink and laugh the night away. The owner of the place was friendly and offered everyone a free drink to start the show. He spoke before giving the stage to the participants.
Owner: Tonight, we have a very special guest. It wasn't easy getting him to appear. This man is known nationwide as "Big Tyme". I'm sure he is nervous but give a warm welcome to Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson.
The crowd gave him a huge ovation with his mother and cousin in the front row Jimmy walked on stage. The crowd clearly knew who he was and all about Evolution but right now it was about seeing a different side of Jimmy. He faced away from everyone as the lights went low. Jimmy spoke.
Jimmy "Big Tyme Jackson: Tonight, you are in for a treat. I've always been a fan of stand-up comedy but never had the courage to do this. Times are changing though and Jimmy is going places. So, buckle up and join me for the ride.
The lights change direction as he spins around sliding on a Fedora cap. He wore it in memory of Michael Jackson his closest family and friend. He approached the microphone leaning in.
For those who are unaware. I'm in Action Wrestling and need to be in New Jersey by the end of the week. Don't worry though I'll just follow the smell.
He smirked.
So question for everyone here tonight. What is the difference between Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson and a Sitcom?
Everyone looked at him as they tried to figure out the answer.
I don't get a cancellation notice.
The crowd chuckled a little.
What do you call a sitcom that no one cares about anymore? A waste of time.
He took the microphone for a moment.
Owner: Tonight, we have a very special guest. It wasn't easy getting him to appear. This man is known nationwide as "Big Tyme". I'm sure he is nervous but give a warm welcome to Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson.
The crowd gave him a huge ovation with his mother and cousin in the front row Jimmy walked on stage. The crowd clearly knew who he was and all about Evolution but right now it was about seeing a different side of Jimmy. He faced away from everyone as the lights went low. Jimmy spoke.
Jimmy "Big Tyme Jackson: Tonight, you are in for a treat. I've always been a fan of stand-up comedy but never had the courage to do this. Times are changing though and Jimmy is going places. So, buckle up and join me for the ride.
The lights change direction as he spins around sliding on a Fedora cap. He wore it in memory of Michael Jackson his closest family and friend. He approached the microphone leaning in.
For those who are unaware. I'm in Action Wrestling and need to be in New Jersey by the end of the week. Don't worry though I'll just follow the smell.
He smirked.
So question for everyone here tonight. What is the difference between Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson and a Sitcom?
Everyone looked at him as they tried to figure out the answer.
I don't get a cancellation notice.
The crowd chuckled a little.
What do you call a sitcom that no one cares about anymore? A waste of time.
He took the microphone for a moment.
Before I continue let me just say this is a sexy establishment. Unlike The Sitcom I am facing at Evolution this place his style. It is something you can be proud of and once again don't drink and drive. Now to continue with the show.
He took a small sip of water as he kept talking.
I know everyone here loves your mama jokes. Hell, my mama loves them so let's have some fun.
His mom paid close attention as he started.
Sitcom's mama is so fat she took up the whole arena floor.
His mama is so dumb she thought a Sitcom was a Compact Disc.
The crowd continued to laugh.
Alright, I have been told by a little birdie that my time is almost up. So how about one more joke and then a special treat for all my beautiful fans in attendance tonight.
The crowd cheers in approval. So, Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson stood close to the microphone.
What scares a sitcom? A Big Tyme film that steals the attention.
His family were laughing and the crowd was loving it.
Alright, everyone time for the Big Tyme finale.
He picks up the microphone and starts to sing.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sitcom is one ugly dude.
He doesn't know when to quit.
because for some reason he keeps thinking his legit.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson is on the prowl.
It's time to crown a new champion dog.
As Evolution unfolds before your eyes.
Make sure you scream "We love you Big Tyme".
The crowd cheers. He walks off-stage as he sits with his family for the reminder of the show. Once it's over Jimmy is approached by one of his many fans.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: Excuse me a second mama.
Mama Jackson: Of course, sweetie. We will be waiting for you.
They walked slowly down the strip waiting as Big Tyme sat down and spoke with the young lady.
Fan: Think you for being so funny. It really made my night a little better.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: No problem. What's on your mind.
Fan: Well, I have a huge problem. I like both you and Sitcom so what I'm I suppose to do.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: Look you are allowed to like however many people you want in this business. We are entertainers for a reason. If you want to cheer for me then do that. You can cheer for him it doesn't matter. At the end of the day, I want you to have fun. Just remember that as a fan I value you more then you realize. Sitcom doesn't have your best interest in mind like me.
Fan: I feel at ease speaking with you compared to him. His focus seems to be on the match and not every aspect like you.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: A real man understands priorities and puts those he cares about first. Business second and to me the fans are always number one. So, I want you to come to Evolution and watch what I do to Sitcom. He will be talking the walk of shame all the way home.
He pulls out two tickets and hands them to the sweet young lady. He walks with her to the nearby bus station making sure there were no issues. She boards the bus as Jimmy walks over to his family. They all enjoy a slow scenic walk on the Las Vegas Strip as they prepare for the battle of Evolution.
The crowd continued to laugh.
Alright, I have been told by a little birdie that my time is almost up. So how about one more joke and then a special treat for all my beautiful fans in attendance tonight.
The crowd cheers in approval. So, Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson stood close to the microphone.
What scares a sitcom? A Big Tyme film that steals the attention.
His family were laughing and the crowd was loving it.
Alright, everyone time for the Big Tyme finale.
He picks up the microphone and starts to sing.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sitcom is one ugly dude.
He doesn't know when to quit.
because for some reason he keeps thinking his legit.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson is on the prowl.
It's time to crown a new champion dog.
As Evolution unfolds before your eyes.
Make sure you scream "We love you Big Tyme".
The crowd cheers. He walks off-stage as he sits with his family for the reminder of the show. Once it's over Jimmy is approached by one of his many fans.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: Excuse me a second mama.
Mama Jackson: Of course, sweetie. We will be waiting for you.
They walked slowly down the strip waiting as Big Tyme sat down and spoke with the young lady.
Fan: Think you for being so funny. It really made my night a little better.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: No problem. What's on your mind.
Fan: Well, I have a huge problem. I like both you and Sitcom so what I'm I suppose to do.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: Look you are allowed to like however many people you want in this business. We are entertainers for a reason. If you want to cheer for me then do that. You can cheer for him it doesn't matter. At the end of the day, I want you to have fun. Just remember that as a fan I value you more then you realize. Sitcom doesn't have your best interest in mind like me.
Fan: I feel at ease speaking with you compared to him. His focus seems to be on the match and not every aspect like you.
Jimmy "Big Tyme" Jackson: A real man understands priorities and puts those he cares about first. Business second and to me the fans are always number one. So, I want you to come to Evolution and watch what I do to Sitcom. He will be talking the walk of shame all the way home.
He pulls out two tickets and hands them to the sweet young lady. He walks with her to the nearby bus station making sure there were no issues. She boards the bus as Jimmy walks over to his family. They all enjoy a slow scenic walk on the Las Vegas Strip as they prepare for the battle of Evolution.