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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 13:05:17 GMT -5
Madison Square Garden is POPPING, bruhs and the crowd is LIVELY as we immediately cut back to Jade Riley who is standing backstage! Jade Riley: Welcome to CruiserClash and folks we are waiting on General Manager, Joey Bunga who has told us that he has signed a great international superstar to perform at Evolution 6 in just a few weeks!Just then someone walks up and she's growling, mumbling, and groaning.. the crowd POPS.. Jade Riley: Ms Monster! Ms Monster! What the heck are you doing in town!?Ms Monster: I heaaaarr that the Womens Championship is up for grabs at Evolution well you can't have a Womens Championship WITHOUT THE MONSTAH!The crowd pops. Ms Monster: So let me find some skinny little BITCHES to rip apart!She walks off and the crowd inside the arena pops! Jade Riley: Wow! Ms Monster! This is why I love the Road to Evolution, you never know who will pop u-Just then Brandon Leno prances up to Jade! Jade Riley: Leno! You have a match shortly..Leno is so hype, he just cuts her off.. Brandon Leno: Tonight, we are going to open the show with a BANG baby! If Spayde thinks she’s getting a warmup match for her Women’s Scramble match at Evolution, then I want what shes smoking because that has to be some good ass shit man! It’s going to end like it did with Taylor, and how it would have ended if Hotaka didn’t show up last week, with a Brandon Leno victory baby. Then my focus shifts to Evolution.
Big things are going to happen at Evolution. Jill Park and Lissie Hope go at it for the top prize in the company. Max and Downfall in what could be the biggest Hardcore Title match in the history of AW…goosebumps man. The CruiserClash brand has a huge title match in which 3 titles get unified into one. Evo’s definitely going to live up to the hype, I can guarantee you that. It’s going to be the BIGGEST show of the year, for all those involved, including me, baby.
There are innerworkings happening…the universe is working it’s wondrous magic. Brandon Leno is just but one tool at its disposal. Hotaka and Ross will see what the light, the light that brought me out of the darkness that was swallowing up my soul. In order for that to happen, we must meet at Evo and everything will make sense. The questions that you all have wondered since I came back, the message I have been delivering…will all come to the light, just like I did baby…see you out there Spayde!the camera cuts for the opening match, two hands, one on each side firmly grasp Leno as a smile appears. Jade Riley: Well, I'll be sitting here for Joey Bunga to arrive which should be any minute! Lets get on to CruiserClash!We cut inside the arena and Jimmy and Lexi welcome us! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to CruiserClash and its the FINAL STOP before Evolution SIX and Lexi, this is Evo Season, this is the road to Evo, tonight.. we're in MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AND TONIGHT WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF MATCHES AND WE'LL SEE SOME SUPERSTARS!Lexi Stone: I also heard earlier today that Two Gents have a response for Deathstars vicious attack from last week! Jimmy Garcia: Lets get to some of the matches, we're live on CBS!We cut to the ring..
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 13:24:49 GMT -5
Spayde Martinez vs. Brandon Leno
Spayde is in the ring and she stretches her wrists and shadow boxes in the corner. Production crew kills the lights as spotlights flash a beautiful pattern of colors while a picture slowly fades into view on the jumbotron…a silhouette of a slender woman, butterfly wings spread out in a beautiful image of colors. A nice pop lets out of the crowd and the beginning of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida of Iron Butterfly with its opening organ fills the arena. When the guitar riffs hit, that’s when Brandon Leno walks out onto the stage. Wearing his vale tudo tights, his shirt is a bohemian style, white, shirt that is unbuttoned, showing his chest and stomach. Ethan Miller:Residing in Berkeley, California, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic…Brandon Leno!!He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent. DING DING DING Leno goes for a punch but Spayde parries it and hits Leno with a kick to the gut before delivering an uppercut that causes Leno to stumble back. She looks to hook him for a suplex but with a push kick he gets some distance. Spayde charges back at him but Leno catches her with an elbow that sends her stumbling back before he runs and connects with a dropkick. She hits the mat hard. Leno picks her up and looks to whip her into the corner but Spayde reverses it, whipping him into the corner and he hits the buckles hard. She hits him with a running body smash and as he stumbles out of the corner, she hits him with neckbreaker! Cover… 1… 2… Kickout! Jimmy Garcia: What a kick out!Lexi Stone: Yeah it was!Spayde lifts him up and goes hit him with a suplex, Leno crashing hard to the mat. She looks to put him into an ankle lock. She wrenches on the ankle and Leno yells out in pain! The ref keeps asking him if he wants to give up but he yells no. Spayde tries to crank even harder but Leno is able to push himself up and crawls to the ropes, forcing her to break the hold. 1… 2… 3… 4… Spayde lets go of the ankle and tells the ref to shut up. She picks up Leno looking for a German but he fights his way out of it. He delivers a series of knees and elbows to the head and body of Spayde before grabbing her and hitting her with a Russian Leg Sweep. Leno picks her up again and hits her with the tiger suplex! Leno looks to the top rope and attempts a moonsault but Spayde moves and he crashes and burns. Spayde looks to use the moment to capitalize and puts Leno ino the corner. She looks for the Wild Card Kick but Leno moves and she boots the turnbuckle. He hits her with a ripcord kneestrike and covers! 1… 2… Kickout! Jimmy Garcia: Another kick out but look out!He picks her back up and hits her with another knee strike, followed by a forearm smash. He goes to the top again and hits the moonsault this time! 1… 2… Kickout! Leno looks to finish her off but Spayde counters it and goes for a strike but NOPE dot jpeg, Leno reverses it and then hits Strange Brew!!! Jimmy Garcia: STRANGE BREW!One! Two! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: There it is! Leno is a winner!Lexi Stone: What a win for Leno!Leno stands up and celebrates but the lights go out! Jimmy Garcia: OH GOD ITS DARK AGAIN!Just then, the lights come back on and Leno looks back down and where Spayde was, Hotaka is.. Lexi Stone: HOW THE HELL DID HOTAKA GET THERE?!Hotaka turns and pushes himself up off the convo and black goo starts to drip out of his mouth.. Jimmy Garcia: Holy moly! Leno backs himself into the corner and the lights flicker as a high pitch scream is heard over the speakers. The scene cuts out to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 13:42:15 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment!
Knuckle-up blast and Karlie makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction, she motions for a mic. I find New Yorkers to be among the rudest people I've ever meant. But this place for a premier athlete like me is hallowed ground, and it disappoints me that Evolution is happening in New Jersey and not here.The fans boo. Yes, boo New Jersey. Anyway I decided to come out here and give you all a history lesson about the title I will be challenging for at Evolution, The Action Wrestling Women’s championship.A graphic of the Women’s title appears on the title tron. January 30th twenty twenty two Jessie Lee defeated Krystal Halestrom for the women’s title at revolution five, now bet you're all wondering who Krystal Halestrom is right, well she’s no one, someone with high expectations that amounted to nothing and faded into obscurity.Twenty nine days later, Jessie dropped the title to Serenity Holmes at Cruiserclash jackpot, from what I remember it was a decent match.
One hundred five days later at Evolution five Serenity lost to Alice Gemini, and the only person I remember Alice defending the title against during the majority of that time was Serenity Holmes.Seventy two days later, Clash of Champions, Alice lost to Jill Park. Honestly I never saw anything special about Jill Park, sure she defeated me for the title, but it was the best match of her title reign, to Jill Park the title was just a prop, Jill Park never cared about the title and you saw that at CruiserHavoc five when the title ended up on the pavement of the parking lot, during a brawl between Alice and Jill, that disgusted me the title was disregarded like it was garbage. Then it got reward to Lissie Hope for her placing in the Cruiserhavoc rumble, she never beat anyone for it and for the one hundred and fifty eight of her reign defended the title a grand total of four times. Four, but hey it’s lines on her resume but that’s all it is.
None of the people I just mentioned ever cared about placing the title first it was always about them, and that’s where I differ, you see the title always has to be first never second, that’s why at Evolution it doesn’t matter who shows up for the women’s title scramble match, the title actual means something to me, it won’t be a prop or lines on a resume, I’ll do with the title with Jessie, Alice, Jill and everyone else never cared about doing making it prestigious. Now hit my musicKarlie steps out of the ring and speaks briefly to her Milf-tourage before exiting to the back
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 13:50:12 GMT -5
Backstage!
Airborne is seen walking down the hallways of the legendary Madison Square Garden. Jimmy Garcia: By the look of focus on his face, Airborne is ready for his debut match here on CruiserClash.Lexi Stone: He better be ready; he’s facing a very tough competitor tonight in Taylor Geisler.Just as Airborne turns the corner, he runs into his former manager from past federations, complete with his slime ball smile...Johnny Beckman. The fans take over the segment as they let the world know exactly how they feel about the sleaziest manager in the business. ASSHOLE!!! ASSHOLE!!! ASSHOLE!!!
Airborne: What are you doing here?Johnny: What kind of welcome is that for me? The man who gave you this roster spot on CruiserClash.Airborne: I’ll ask you again, what are you doing here?Johnny: I’m merely here to offer you my help.Airborne: I think I’ve experienced your “help” plenty of times in the past...and based on those results, it’s a hard pass for me.Johnny: Fine, I get it, you’re riding high, confident you’ll defeat Taylor...and her one foot out the door approach to this week...but when things start to get tough-Airborne: The toughest times I’ve ever seen in my life...was because of you.Johnny: And for that...You’re Welcome. Airborne: What?Johnny: Think about it, because of me you’re wrestling again...but now with a fire, a hunger, and an attitude that has the whole CruiserClash roster on alert.Airborne: Are you joking? I would never allow you to be in my corner ever again.Johnny: Well these days I let The Sitcom make all the jokes. You can catch him weekly, on the Action Wrestling show that actually matters, Monday Night Clash! Where The Sitcom is currently carving out the greatest TV Championship reign Ever!Airborne: If you’re done, I have a match- Johnny: You do have a match...on this episode of CruiserClash...because of me. But at Evolution, the greatest show of the Summer!!...your dance card seems to be empty. Airborne: I’ll get mine when I’ve earned it.Johnny: Now that’s an honorable thing to say...isn’t it. But a more interesting thing to say is...I think you and just the right partner...could defeat whatever team walks out of Evolution with the Cruiserweight Tag Titles.Airborne: And I suppose you have that “just the right” partner in mind.Johnny: Of course I don’t. I would never overstep my bounds like that. However, I am sure there are plenty of bitter, yet extremely talented cruiserweights out there, who might recognize what I’ve done for The Sitcom’s career and see me...and you...as just their ticket to championship gold. Airborne: Are you done yet?Johnny: Cruiserweights like...Niobe Martin, Brandon Leno, Karlie Nash.Airborne: If you think I can I just forget about how you put me on the streets for the past two years, because of some meaningless name dropping by you, then you’re more delusional than I remember.Johnny: Good point. But I promise you this...all three of those names I just dropped...are instantly considering my idea.Airborne: I have a match to win.Johnny: And soon...a tag partner to pick. Airborne: Get out of my way!Airborne brushes by his former manager Johnny Beckman. Jimmy Garcia: It appears Johnny’s mind games have come to CruiserClash.Lexi Stone: And to think Chris Avery told me Johnny Beckman was cool.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 14:12:57 GMT -5
Taylor Geisler vs Airborne
The low, growled-out vocalization of Alissa White-Gluz is the only warning that the audience gets before ‘...And Their Eulogies Sang Me To Sleep’ rips into the sound system with a vengeance. There is no pomp nor circumstance as Taylor Geisler stalks her way out from behind the curtain, lips pulled into a sneer and hands reflexively opening and closing as her gaze locks on the ring. Sensing Jordan’s hostility, the crowd is quick to rain boos down upon her as she makes her way to the ring, their hatred ignored. Geisler slides beneath the bottom rope and ascends to her feet, stalking her way over to her corner before turning around, hands taking hold of the ropes as she leans forward. A subconscious lick of her lips is hungrily done as her music fades. Jimmy Garcia: Lexi, she is terrifying.Lexi Stone: Taylor Geisler is an intimidating presence trying to make some waves on CruiserClash.A morbidly classic air raid siren begins to blare around the arena. The fans begin to rise, while the siren fades to the whistling sound of a bomb nearing it's target. Just as the whistling sound ends, a series of red colored pyros goes off around the entrance ramp! After the red rocket goes off, they leave a blanket cloud of grey, just then "Maggie's Farm' by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system! The fans begin to cheer as among the sea of smoke stands a single silhouette. Airborne turns around, allows the smoke to pass by him, and begins to head towards the ring. Ethan Miller: Now coming to the ring...weighing in at 175 pounds...from Detroit, Michigan...AIRBORNE!Airborne takes a few quick moments to say hi to eager fans, like kids, but mostly keeps his focus on the ring. He jumps up on the apron, looks around at the fans and then leaps over the top rope. Airborne is beginning to feed off the energy from the crowd as he bounces around the ring corners, taking a moment in each one to leap to the second rope, raise his hands and encourage the fans to welcome him with a big time reaction!! Jimmy Garcia: And here’s newcomer Airborne looking to make a name for himself! Lexi Stone: Well he’s going to be in a real fight in his debut match tonight.The bell sounds and Geisler tries to grab Airborne but he avoids it with a cartwheel. She lunges for him again and he does a complete flip over her! Geisler turns around but walks right into a huge dropkick and she goes down! Airborne is back up and hits Taylor with a standing moonsault! He covers. ONE! TWO! Geisler kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Airborne with some crazy maneuvers there!Lexi Stone: Living up to his namesake here in the beginning.Airborne gets up and hits the ropes, springboarding off into another moonsault but Geisler rolls out of the way! Airborne lands on his feet but Geisler runs into and nails him with a lariat that turns the newcomer inside out! Geisler starts putting the boots to Airborne, raining stomps down upon him like a vicious storm of soles. She finally pulls him up before slamming Airborne back into the mat with a Urange slam! She mounts him and starts dropping down elbow strikes, nailing Airborne in the head over and over. Geisler pulls Airborne back up and whips him into the ropes but Airborne hits the second rope and springboards back around into a crossbody. Geisler catches him on her shoulders though and slams him into the mat with a modified Samoan drop! Jimmy Garcia: What a maneuver! Lexi Stone: I think that’s it!She covers! ONE! TWO! Airborne kicks out! Geisler slaps the mat in frustration and pulls Airborne back to his feet and hefts him onto a shoulder! Geisler gets a running start to throw him into the corner but Airborne slips down behind her and shoves her face first into the top turnbuckle! She stumbles out and into a spinning heel kick from Airborne and she drops like a rock! Airborne sees his chance and leaps onto the second turnbuckle and nails Geisler with a moonsault! He pops up and repeats the motion with another moonsault! He gets up one more time and nails Geisler with a third Moonsault! Jimmy Garcia: Triple Moonsault! He calls that Carpet Bombing!Lexi Stone: It’s over here!
Airborne covers! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! Geisler kicks out! Airborne can’t believe it as he pulls on his hair in frustration! Jimmy Garcia: Taylor Geisler kicked out! Airborne is beside himself!Lexi Stone: Well he needs to focus here and finish the job! Losing your debut is the wrong way to start off your career.Airborne gets to his feet and grabs Geisler’s hair but she starts throwing rights and lefts into his stomach, forcing him to let go. He grabs at his sides and gets nailed with a headbutt that stumbles him into a corner. Taylor runs in but Airborne gets a boot up into her face. Airborne pulls himself onto the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a tornado DDT, spiking her into the mat! Jimmy Garcia: MASSIVE DDT from Airborne!Lexi Stone: He needs to end it here! Don’t let some like Geisler back into the fight!Airborne goes to the top rope and hits the 450 splash! Covers! Jimmy Garcia: INFAMY 450!!ONE! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Airborne wins it! Lexi Stone: What a debut win!Airborne stands up and celebrates and the official raises his hand! Jimmy Garcia: Now, if Beckman can stay away from Airborne, he might be on to something!We cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 12, 2023 23:51:56 GMT -5
Backstage with Joey Bunga!
Jade Riley: I'm here with Joey Bunga, and Bunga.. you mentioned during the week that you had a special superstar for the Womens Title match at Evo!Joey Bunga: Dats right, dats right, ight, listen up yo. So we have a good partnership with Japan Pro Wrestling and for Evolution 6 I signed a special superstar on a loan from JPW and I can't wait for you guys to see her!The crowd buzzes as Bunga has someone step into frame. Joey Bunga: SAY HELLO TO USHI!!The crowd pops!
Jade Riley: WOW!! USHI IS GOING TO BE IN THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT EVO? WOW!!
Ushi stands in front of the camera
Jade Riley: How excited are you to be in the Womens Match at Evolution 6?
Ushi: I will destroy. I will conquer. I will be Womens Champion. Forever.
Jade Riley: Wow, strong words, Ushi!
She slams her fist into the palm of her hand a few times and growls at the camera before it cuts to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 13, 2023 0:00:11 GMT -5
The Five-Minute Drill
We come back from commercial with the ring announcer, a referee, and two jobbers waiting in the ring. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for...The Five-Minute Drill!Jimmy Garcia: Five-Minute Drill?Lexi Stone: What the hell is that?“43% Burnt” plays as Driller Jaworski marches down to the ring, his Light Cup in hand. He throws the cup into the ring over the top rope. Everyone in the ring ducks for cover so as to avoid getting plunked with the trophy. Driller rolls into the ring and immediately snatches the microphone from the ring announcer and directs them out of the ring. Driller: Scram! Cut the music!The music stops playing. Driller: Welcome, everyone, to the Action Wrestling debut of The Five-Minute Drill! Since I haven’t wrestled in a few weeks and I won’t be wrestling for another two, I figured I needed a warm-up match for The Undisputed Unification at Evolution VI. For those of you who didn’t follow my career in One Wrestle Movement, let me explain the rules. This is a five-minute exhibition contest. Whoever is brave enough to step in the ring with me has to be able to survive five minutes of punishment from me. If they can without being pinned or without submitting, then they win. They can even try to pin or submit me, but let’s face it, that’s less likely to happen. It’s a very simple contest. Now, as you can see, there are two hungry young lions who have answered the call to try and beat me at my own game.Driller points to the jobbers, who wave to the crowd. Jimmy Garcia: “Answered the call”? I don’t remember an open challenge being announced, and if there had been, I’m sure someone on the CruiserClash roster would have accepted it, not two guys who are probably from a local wrestling school.Driller puts the microphone to the jobbers. Driller: Okay, guys, this is your big debut on national television. Introduce yourselves and where you’re from!Jobber #1: My name is Jason Solomon. I’m from Brooklyn!Jobber #2: And I’m Cesare Papetti, also from Brooklyn!The crowd cheers for their hometown guys. Driller: Look at that! Two Brooklyn boys! Are your families here?Both opponents nod their heads and point to the front row. Driller: Mr. Cameraman, can you get a shot of their families?The camera turns to show the two jobbers’ families. Driller: Hey, let’s let your families get a nice picture of the three of us before we start this thing.The jobbers agree. They pose for a photo while Driller has his arms around them. Driller: Okay, say “Cheese” on three. 1, 2…Suddenly, Driller knocks the two jobbers’ heads together. He turns to the ref. Driller: Ring the damn bell.The ref complies. Jimmy Garcia: It looks like this Five-Minute Drill is underway!Driller shoots Solomon off the ropes and connects with a running knee lift. Papetti jumps on his back. Driller throws him off. Papetti gets to his feet. Driller gives him a boot to the gut and powerbombs him right on top of Solomon. Lexi Stone: Driller is punishing these two nobodies!Jimmy Garcia: Wait, where’s he going?Driller grabs a chair from ringside and throws it into the ring. He gets back into the ring and picks up his trophy. Papetti gets to his feet but Driller sends him back down by hitting him in the head with the trophy. Jimmy Garcia: I think he busted him open with the Light Cup!Driller gets Solomon to his feet and puts the Light Cup over his head. Then, he takes the chair and smashes the Light Cup. Crowd: Oooooooh!
Driller takes the Light Cup off of the supine Solomon, who is also a bloody mess. Lexi Stone: I think he broke the kid’s face!Driller lifts the Light Cup in the air and takes turns smashing each of his opponents with it all over their bodies. Jimmy Garcia: I can’t believe he’s doing this with their families right in the front row! Does he have a soul?!The camera shows the families of these young men crying, some unable to look at the carnage. Driller mercifully throws the Light Cup to the side. He lifts up Papetti. Jimmy Garcia: Brainbuster!Driller picks up Solomon. Jimmy Garcia: And THE DRILL BIT!Driller places their bodies next to each other and puts a foot on each of their chests. He looks at the ref. Driller: Count!The ref does as he’s told. 1… 2… 3! “43% Burnt” plays. Ring Announcer: The winner of The Five-Minute Drill…Driller snatches the microphone out of their hands. Driller: The winner of The Five-Minute Drill, the reigning and defending Japanese Pro Wrestling Light Cup Champion, and the future unified, undisputed Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Driller Jaworski!The crowd boos as Driller uses his index finger to wipe blood from each of his opponents’ faces. With his finger, he writes a “Z” in blood on one side of his chest. He writes an “S” on the other. Jimmy Garcia: This guy is sick! This is how he chooses to send a message to his opponents at Evolution?He grabs his Light Cup and holds it in the air while standing on top of his two opponents. Lexi Stone: God help us if he’s our Cruiserweight Champion!The show fades to commercial with one more shot of Driller posing like a conqueror.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 13, 2023 0:22:29 GMT -5
Two Gents Respond!
As Cruiserclash comes back from commercial, we are joined by Jade Riley, noted backstage interviewer- but without a guest! She has a slightly sheepish look on her face as she begins speaking. Jade Riley: Hello Action Faithful! I know this may be a bit strange, but rather than a guest this week, I actually received this in my office inbox this morning-Jade holds up a Fedex package, which has been torn open to reveal a VHS tape labelled “Cruiserclash” Jade Riley: I know this is a bit unorthodox, but I’ve been given permission to play this- after spending almost three hours finding a VCR…anyway! Here we go-Jade turns and puts the VHS into the player, the camera zooming in as the shot comes into focus. The date shows sometime earlier this week in the bottom left corner, as if the footage has been recorded on a handheld camcorder, and standing dead center, nostrils flaring in anger, is one half of the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, Teo Blaze. His head is wrapped in bandages, no doubt the result of the Death Stars ambush last week, and the anger in his voice is palpable as he speaks directly into the camera. Teo Blaze: Cinta! Toxin! I know you’re watching this! I know you’re right in that locker room, calling us naive! Thinking us fools for giving you the chance to treat this match with the respect it deserves!But you just couldn’t do it, could you?
Could you?!?Teo’s partner Andre Jenson leans into frame next to his partner, keeping Teo’s temper from boiling over, though the frustration and anger in his voice is no less palpable. Andre Jenson: We offered you a chance for sportsmanship, we offered you a chance at fairness. We offered you a chance for this match to be right down the middle. And you threw it right back in our face.Sucker punched. Cheap shotted. Absolutely betrayed by a team that we had claimed to respect. Teo Blaze: Respect! Teo spits on the ground, and grabs the camera, shaking it wildly as he practically shouts into the lens. Teo Blaze: What do you cowards know about respect!? What do you spineless, hateful pair of wretches know about respect?!Andre Jenson: That was our mistake, Deathstars. That was where we went wrong. We gave you the credit, we looked to honor your accomplishments, and we gave you a chance to do the same.But that wasn’t what you wanted, was it? We offered you peace, and you gave us your answer.Teo Blaze: You want a war. You want the gloves off. No Holds Barred. You want to see what we are really capable of!Andre Jenson: You want a war? You want a war!? Teo Blaze: You’ve goddamned got one! Teo turns, barely keeping his composure as he walks out of frame, but then the frustration gives way- a twisted, cackling laugh emanating from Teo as Jenson carries the camera over to his partner. Teo Blaze: And the funniest part? You don’t even know what you’ve asked for. You have no idea what we’re willing to do, what we’re willing to sacrifice.Look at me, Cinta, Toxin. Look at us. What we’ve put our bodies through for each other. What we’ve done for these titles. The scars. The blood. The pain.
You want to go to war with that?Andre Jenson: Your funeral.Teo Blaze: So yeah, at Evolution, we’re coming for you two. We’re going to show you why you never disrespect these titles.Andre Jenson: And if it’s a war you want? Then we’ve called in a favor. Teo Blaze: See, the doctors made it clear that I would need to take some time to heal after your little ambush. So we hopped on a plane, and I called a few old friends in Mexico.
You forget, I learned the way of Lucha. Something like that? You can’t let it go unpunished. Andre Jenson: So we’ve commissioned something a little…special for Evolution.Teo turns with a gesture, and Andre Brings up the camera… To reveal a pair of matching, custom, barbed-wire wrapped tables. Teo Blaze: Lucha Libre weapons of War, friends.Andre Jenson: If this is what it takes for you to respect us, so be it. Teo Blaze: But remember, you asked for this.With that, the camera suddenly cuts to static again as Jade looks to the camera with a look of concern, gesturing to cut the feed as Cruiserclash goes to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 13, 2023 0:25:50 GMT -5
Main Event
Sally Lambert vs. Punky vs. Zara
Ethan Miller: The following is our MAIN EVENT, scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, she weighs in at 126 lbs... SALLY LAMBERT!!"Only God Knows" by Young Fathers hits the speakers as the cameras cut to the backstage area. Focusing in on a locker room door, out steps Sally Lambert to a modest cheer from the crowd. She pays no attention, heading straight for the curtains as the camera retreats to follow. She enters the arena to another cheer and raises a fist in the air, before running to the ring and sliding underneath the ropes. Jimmy Garcia: Sally Lambert is a relative newcomer that's burst onto the scene, but is in for a hell of an impression, already making her way to the main event, and taking on established superstars like Punky and Zara!Lexi Stone: We still don't know much about her, other than the fact that she's British! I'd mockingly attempt to do a British accent, throw some bruvs and guvnor's in there innit, but I feel like that has run it's course and stopped being funny in some group chats!Jimmy Garcia: I appreciate your restraint! Lexi Stone: Also because it looks as if she could snap me in half with a kegel!!Ethan Miller: And her first opponent, weighing in at 190 lbs... ZARA!!Zara makes her entrance, and we all pretend that we know that song. Jimmy Garcia: Zara is someone we know very well, she's made a habit of proclaiming herself the Rudest Bitch in Action Wrestling! Lexi Stone: And that's just fine when you're taking your aggressions out on opponents in the ring... but when you cut in line on people in catering and walk away with the last bits of protein, a turkey leg in each hand as you cackle madly, people aren't gonna think you're a competitor worth fearing, they're gonna want to see you get your shit pushed in!Jimmy Garcia: We know Zara has been trying to claim the Cruiserweight Tag titles with her partner Spayde Martinez, but tonight's main event is an amazing opportunity for her to take home a singles win!Ethan Miller: And their opponent, weighing in at 130 lbs... PUNKY!!8 KALACAS - R2RITO hits and the crowd immediately stands on their feet popping out their chairs and rocking out! Punky comes through the curtain and walks to the top of the ramp with swag and confidence. Her tongue sliding out of her mouth as she looks to her left and right and flexes on her jacket pulling it off her shoulders almost in front of her. Punky poses both fists out in front of her as she has gold rings on her left hand and her right hand with brass knuckles that say PUNKY across them. She comes down the ramp as the crowd is head banging to the theme song! Punk gets to the bottom of the ramp and just runs into the ring, sliding underneath the bottom rope and rolling to her feet. She gets up by walking backwards to the hard cam, quickly spins around and flexes and pulls on her jacket again as the crowd marks out! She takes the jacket off and leaves it over the top rope as she backs into her own corner ready for the match to begin. Lexi Stone: Now here's a young woman with a great fighting spirit, why, I'm almost 100% certain if she was facing some kind of illness scare, she'd be fully up front and honest about everything happening! Jimmy Garcia: This match has huge stakes, we know the Women's title is up for grabs in a Scramble match at Evolution! The winner here might just gain some serious momentum and stamp their name as the new face of the Women's division!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. All three competitors circle around each other. ZARA flexes her muscles, ripped Valkyrie that she is, and says these little twig bitches have nothing on the Rudest Bitch in AW. Lambert cocks a questioning look at Punky, who is stewing in the opposite corner. Zara goes to turn to Punky and flex her muscles at Zara who drops to one knee, taunting her in turn. Punky simply can't take any more of this shit and snakes a boot to the midsection. Zara stumbles backwards to collapse in the corner. Punky then turns to try and spot Sally Lambert, but Lambert cuts the punk princess off with a kick to her kneecap. Trying to wear her opponent down, Lambert laces some aggressive kicks in to the base. Punky slowly rises to her feet, but a low dropkick to Punky’s calf sends her sprawling face first in the ring! Lambert gets to the corner as Punky starts to rise once more…but here comes Lambert charging out of the corner…with a baseball slide into Punky’s face! Punky flops over backwards in pain. Lambert circles Punky as she rolls to her hands and knees. Lambert charges in and locks in a front face lock to take Punky over with a DDT…but Punky grabs the ropes and Lambert goes down alone slamming the back of his head on the canvas. Jimmy Garcia: Lambert got spiked into the mat hard. Her neck vertebrae folded like an accordion on that one.Lambert gets to her feet but Punky is waiting with a clothesline from Hell. Bam, down goes Lambert! Lambert struggles to get to her hands and feet, but Punky is waiting with a stomp to the back that sends her face first to the canvas! And it is at that moment that Zara roars back to life, flinging Punky over the top rope and dumping her outside. Zara turns, and goes to lift up Lambert, but Lambert uses the top rope to perform a lucha maneuver and touch off the rope split legged, then flip over and fling Zara with an arm drag. Lambert spots Punky on the outside, and gets a running start, diving through the ropes with a suicide dive, but Punky moves and lets Lambert go flying through before she goes in, and charges at Zara. Zara, dazed from the first arm drag, turns and spots the incoming Punky, and goes for a clothesline. Punky ducks it, keeps running forward to the ropes, bounces back off the and comes in towards Zara again, ducks a big boot attempt from Zara, and, charging forward dives through the ropes, taking out the rising Lambert. Lexi Stone: Damn! Punky is quick! Jimmy Garcia: This match off to a hot start!Lambert arches her back in pain. Punky picks Lambert up to her feet and runs her headlong into the barricade! Lambert hits headfirst and chuckles loudly in pain. Punky grabs him by the hips and flips him over the barricade into the crowd! Punky leaps over the barricade…and lands on Lambert with both feet! Lambert curls in on herself protectively as Punky heads into the crowd! Lambert uses the barricade to drag herself to his feet and here comes Punky with a running kick…and Lambert pulls a member of the crowd into Punky’s path! Good God, Punky just took the head off an Action Wrestling fan! Punky stares down, agog at hitting a totally sweet and innocent little girl wearing Punky merchandise and with a plaque certificate avowing she is a member of the Make-A-Wish foundation with, and the referee flings his arms out, saying that they can't do that, it'll be a lawsuit. Lexi Stone: DO YOU SEE THAT?? PUNKY JUST ASSAULTED A MAKE-A-WISH CHILD! SHE IS A MONSTER!Jimmy Garcia: SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!Punky stares, horrified, and turns only to have Lambert poke her in the eyes, and now Lambert throws Punky into the steel steps. Punky hits shoulder first with a loud bang. Lambert turns, trying to grab the head of Punky, but Zara comes in with a baseball slide, taking her in the back of the head, making Lambert drop Punky. Lambert stumbles forward, holding her head. Punky picks up Lambert and rolls her into the ring and Zara stomps away at her before letting Lambert get to her feet. Zara snarls and yells what a Rude Bitch she is, before drilling Lambert with a roundhouse kick. Zara turns around into a running lariat from Punky who was waiting and sizing her up! Lexi Stone: WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN YOU WERE BEATING UP A SICK CHILD, PUNKY? IS THIS WHAT YOU MEAN BY FIGHTING CANCER??Jimmy Garcia: Will you stop?? Punky is doing everything she can to stay on top of this match!Lambert is finally able to shake the cobwebs out of her head as she sees Punky laying the boots to the fallen Zara. Lambert charges in, and spears Punky to the mat. Lambert dodges a clothesline from Zara and starts throwing haymakers at Zara, backing her into the corner. She whips Zara across the ring, but Zara reverses it. Zara hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by Punky who hits a shototgun dropkick to the chest/head of the opponent sending them crashing back into the turnbuckles! Jimmy Garcia: KICK DRUM TO ZARA!Punky scrambles over the fallen Zara for the cover. The referee: One... No! Lambert doesn’t even let it get much past a 1 count before she stops the pin. Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think that pin break was even necessary, I doubt Zara was going down that fast!Lambert stomps away at Punky, but Punky works her way to her feet. Lambert whips Punky across the ring and catches her with a sidewalk slam. Punky groans, and arches her back in pain. Finally, Punky is starting to get to his feet, and Lambert takes her down with a leg drop bulldog. Punky rolls out of the ring, making his way over to the ringpost to regain his composure. At that second, Lambert gets a running start and, gripping the ropes as handles, she swings herself out between the top and second rope to perform a tiger feint kick into Punky, sandwiching his head into the steel ringpost with force. The crowd gives an "Ooooh!" at the impact. Punky limply falls to the ground outside the ring, head smashed, possibly dead. Lambert lifts a dead weigh Punky up and rolls her in the ring, and tries to go for a cover, but before the ref can even get situated, Zara kicks her off of Punky. Zara grabs Lambert and spikes her into the mat with a judo flip, ragdolling the much smaller Lambert. She pulls Lambert to her feet and executes a jumping cradle piledriver. Jimmy Garcia: ZARA DRIVER!Zara notices Punky this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Punky who slides under the ropes, but catches herself before he falls out. She gets to her feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Zara, but Zara catches her! Powerbombing Punky across the prone Lambert!! Lexi Stone: WHOA!! Zara using that extra sixty pounds of brick shithouse to ragdoll her opponents here and fling them all over the ring!!Zara turns around, holding her arms out and mimicking crying like a little baby over Punky, wiping tears, boo hoo. She turns, disdainfully to the crowd, holding her arms up and taunting them, which... booooooo to that. So obsessed with showing what a rude bitch she is, Zara takes her eye off Lambert and Punky, Lambert already crawling away. Zara sneers and turns back to Punky, lifting her up and going to irish whip her into the corner. The big stronk girl charges in, going for an avalanche, but no! Punky moves out of the way and Zara crashes in the corner like a sack of potatoes! She grabs Zara’s head and drops her for a neckbreaker. Punky charges over to the ropes, doesn't waste a second going to the top rope, and flings herself off with a top rope elbow drop. goes for the pin. The referee: One... Two... Lambert is back up and stops Punky from pinning Zara!! Punky elbows Lambert in the face as she goes to grab her from behind. Punky whips Lambert across the ring and catches her for a powerslam. Punky hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! The referee: One... NO!! Zara stops the pin attempt. Zara knees Punky and tosses her through the ropes to the outside. She turns as Lambert gets to her feet and Lambert hits a Lou Thesz press taking her down! But no sooner does Lambert climb off of Zara, then Punky slingshots herself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Lambert to break up the pin! Jimmy Garcia: This is an amazing match, and clearly everyone involved is giving such effort because they want to be seen as the face of the Women's division... but only one competitor can walk away with the win! Who is going into Evolution the front runner??The referee leans forward to check on all three competitors... and for several long moments, all three of them are down, and slowly they begin meekly crawling around, hands searching for purchase. Finally, Zara uses the ropes to pull herself up... she sees Punky, also pulling herself up, and Sally Lambert... Zara comes forward to Lambert, who punches Zara dead in the face! Zara, shocked, blinking, stumbles away in to Punky... who punches Zara dead in the face! Zara is moving loopy, but still on her feet, weaving around and turning back to Lambert... who punches her in the face, sending her back to Punky! Punky punches Zara, sending her back to Lambert! Finally, Zara is barely able to keep her footing, but she stumbles right into Punky, who takes her by the back of the head, and dumps her out of the ring... and Punky, satisfied, smirks down at Zara, not paying attention to her other opponent, and she turns around RIGHT into a jumping cutter from Lambert!! Jimmy Garcia: UP IN SMOKE!! OUT OF NOWHERE!! Lexi Stone: Just like Zara and Punky's hopes and dreams!!Lambert pins Punky. Zara, dazed, holds her head and uses the apron to try to pull herself up. The referee and crowd: ONE... TWO... THREE!! Ding ding ding "Only God Knows" hits on the PA as the bell is rung, and Sally Lambert gets up, holding her hand up. Jimmy Garcia: What an amazing win for the newcomer!!Just then USHI appears in the ring! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA LOOK OUT!Lambert gets the hell out of the ring and USHI turns around and picks up Zara and hits an F5!! Jimmy Garcia: SHE CALLS THAT THE PSYCHO SLAM!!USHI picks up Punky and hits an F5 on her too!! Lexi Stone: ANOTHER ONE!!Just then Spayde Martinez enters the ring but Ushi blocks her kick and picks her up and hits an F5!! Lexi Stone: USHI IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!!Jimmy Garcia: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT EVOLUTION!!
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