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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 14:15:09 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off in Charlotte, North Carolina and the crowd is hype as fuck! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to another episode of CruiserClash and we're just 3 short weeks away from Evolution Six the biggesssttttt pay per view of the Summer!Lexi Stone: And We have three great matches tonight, Hotaka is back in action, and our main event features 2 great superstars fighting for a better sp-The backstage area lights up and it's Jaice Wilds with a steel chair being held back by security! Joey Bunga walks up and is trying to calm Jaice Wilds down.. Jaice is yelling for Lazaro to show himself.. Joey Bunga: Ight, ight, aye, listen up yo! What is happenin out here?Jaice Wilds: I WANT LAZARO RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!Joey Bunga: Ayeee not in this arena, I gave you the Hell in a Cell match at Evo you can wait!Jaice Wilds: IF I CANT BEAT HIS ASS IN THAT ARENA THEN YOU TELL HIM TO MEET ME OUT HERE!The crowd pops inside the arena! Joey Bunga: Ya know what my man? I can't help it if Lazaro come out here and do dat business my man, but you're not doing it in my arena!Bunga leaves as the security guard line stands firm. Jaice slams the chair on a random trunk of a car setting off the alarm and begins pacing back and forth! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Jaice is wanting a piece of Lazaro bad!Lexi Stone: No love loss in that rivalry, for real! I can't wait for them to lock up inside Hell in a Cell!Jimmy Garcia: Lets go to the ring with Ethan Miller, we have our first match up ready!We cut to the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 14:44:50 GMT -5
Hotaka vs. Zara
Rock music hits and Zara comes out down the ramp with Spayde Martinez! Zara gets into the ring and poses like the pound for pound fighter she truly is! Zara is ready. Jimmy Garcia: We saw Hotaka return after his random disappearance a few months ago at the hands of Baba Yaga! Lexi Stone: Except Hotaka isn't the same, right? Hotaka returned last week and just had black goo coming out of his mouth and he didn't say a word!Jimmy Garcia: Maybe he was sick!The lights go out. A loud screeching noise is heard. Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD TURN THAT OFF.The sound stops. The lights come on and Hotaka is standing in the corner of the ring. Lexi Stone: WHOA!The ref reacts like theres monsters on the world and Zara backs up. DING DING DING.. Hotaka stands there as Zara comes to the middle of the ring and black goo starts to drop out of Hotakas hair and down his face! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!Hotaka opens his mouth and 2 bees fly out of his mouth and into the air. Lexi Stone: WHAT THE?! DID TH.. DID BEES JUST FLY OUT OF HIS MOUTH!?Hotaka just stands there emotionless, motionless.. and Zara rolls out of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: She doesn't want any part of that!
Hotaka stares into the corner that Zara was in but is no longer at, and has no idea she left the ring! The official is counting her out! Spayde is trying to get Zara back into the ring but Zara is like no fuckin' thanks! Jimmy Garcia: She doesn't want to get back in the ring!Lexi Stone: She should! She's going to get disqualified!Hotaka stands in place with the black, dark goo dripping onto his chest as Zara is up the ramp calling Hotaka a ton of names! Spayde is begging for her to get back in the ring! 8 9 10 DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Hotaka wins it by count out!Spayde and Zara argue about Hotaka and that black goo but either way Hotaka is still in the corner. Lexi Stone: What the hell is going on with Hotaka!?We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 14:47:56 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: And don't forget, tonight! Right here in the ring we'll have the contract signing of all three of these superstars!
Lexi Stone: I can't wait! The Ultimate Unification! Sounds fantastic!
We fade to the ring..
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 14:48:49 GMT -5
Karlie vs local competitor.
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall already in the ring, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Amy Crockett.Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crowd. Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. The ref pointed to each wrestler then called for the bell, Amy and Karlie lockup, and Karlie transitioned to a side headlock, then took Amy down to the mat wrenching Amy's head, Amy fought back and backed karlie into the corner and delivered a series of chops, Karlie poked Amy in the eye then slammed her into the corner and delivered and series of stiff knees to the gut. Karlie then whipped Amy into the opposite corner and followed in with a European Uppercut. Karlie nailed Amy with a headbutt, then lifted her unto the top rope, Karlie stepped on the middle and hooked Amy then stepped on the top rope, and delivered a thunderous superplex, Karlie rolled into the corner and sat up as Amy stood up, Karlie nailed her with Unsportsmanlike Conduct, then locked in the Nash-ural selection, Amy tapped out. Ethan Miller: Your winner, Karlie NashTracy and Hilda enter the ring and Tracy hands Karlie a mic. Evolution is just around the corner and the card is filling up pretty fast, as of right now now I don’t have a match, and the way things are going I might end up in the Prince Jimmy dean battle royal, or not on the card period, but I’ll be in New Jersey for Evolution regardless if I’m booked or not. Enjoy the show.Karlie, Tracy, and Hilda exit the arena
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:09:49 GMT -5
Punky vs. Spayde Martinez vs. Azurine Vebbins
8 KALACAS - R2RITO hits and the crowd immediately stands on their feet popping out their chairs and rocking out! Punky comes through the curtain and walks to the top of the ramp with swag and confidence. Her tongue sliding out of her mouth as she looks to her left and right and flexes on her jacket pulling it off her shoulders almost in front of her. Ethan Miller: INTRODUCING FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY... PPPUUNNKKYYYY!!Punky poses both fists out in front of her as she has gold rings on her left hand and her right hand with brass knuckles that say PUNKY across them. She comes down the ramp as the crowd is head banging to the theme song! Punk gets to the bottom of the ramp and just runs into the ring, sliding underneath the bottom rope and rolling to her feet. She gets up by walking backwards to the hard cam, quickly spins around and flexes and pulls on her jacket again as the crowd marks out! She takes the jacket off and leaves it over the top rope as she backs into her own corner ready for the match to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Punky lost last week to Szymon Ross.Lexi Stone: We also know that Punky can come back this week and win this one easily.“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Slung over her shoulder is her Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and and awaits the start of the match. Lexi Stone: Spayde Martinez is looking good here tonight.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Jimmy Garcia: That’s always an interesting entrance from Vebbins.Lexi Stone: I know. Isn’t she just so lovely.Vebbins doesn’t wait for the action to start as she nails Punky with a kick to the mid section followed by several European uppercuts. Spayde comes flying in towards Vebbins but she moves causing Spayde to send Punky hard into the turnbuckle. Vebbins follows up by clothes-lining Spayde over the top rope out of the ring. Vebbins starts to mock Spayde but sees Punky coming from her side with a drop kick. Vebbins was unable to block the move and is knocked momentarily to the canvas. She comes back up to her feet quickly but is met with a clothesline. Again, she comes up quickly to her feet and is met with a clothesline knocking her off her feet. Punky turns and suicide dives to the outside of the ring onto Martinez knocking her back into the crowd control gate. Jimmy Garcia: Punky is owning the early action.Lexi Stone: Oh Jimmy, you know not to count any of these girls out yet.Vebbins suicide dives onto Punky. She’s now standing above both of her opponents. She grabs Spayde and throws her into the ringside ring post. The referee begins his count out. 1… 2… Vebbins turns back towards Punky and begins kicking her into the side of her head and then shoulder first into the steel ramp stairs. 3… 4… Vebbins not forgetting Spayde tackles her driving her back into the ring side area. 5… 6… Vebbins rolls Spayde back into the ring breaking the referee count. Vebbins climbs to the top ringside turnbuckles and cross body onto Spayde Martinez. Lexi Stone: Vebbins is really dominating now is move after move. Keeping her head onto a swivel.Vebbins nails Spayde with an knee strike but misses. Spayde pushes her to the side and counters with an Armbar into a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Spayde goes for the cover. 1… 2… Kickout! She sets Vebbins up for her signature Wild Card Kick but is interrupted by Punky. They begin exchanging blows, lefts and rights. Punky goes for her Kick Drum but misses thanks for Vebbins super kicking her to the back of her head. Jimmy Garcia: Move, exchange, move exchange. These girls are keeping things interesting.Vebbins goes for the pin on Punky. 1… 2… 3… NO! Kickout! Lexi Stone: I thought that she had her there. It was within inches.Vebbins is rolled up by Spayde Martinez. 1… 2… NO…. Now we have all three women standing center ring exchanging blows. Spayde to Vebbins Punky to Spayde Vebbins to Punky This goes around for a bit without anyone getting the upperhand! Punk goes for a clothesline but Spayde catches her and hits a forearm sending her down! VEBBINS HITS THE REAR VIEW ASS SHOT TO THE FACE OF SPAYDE KNOCKING HER DOWN! Vebbins pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: VEBBINS WINS IT!!Lexi Stone: What a win for Vebbins!Vebbins gets up and celebrates the victory as Spayde rolls to the corner where Zara is down there consoling her and Punky is in the opposite corner trying to recharge.. Jimmy Garcia: What a victory!Just then the ActionTron lights up and it's Joey Bunga with the Womens Championship in his hands! The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: Oh, whats this!?Joey Bunga: As you may have noticed, we have no Womens Champion! It's time I change dat baby! The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: At Evolution 6, I'ma hold a 15 minute Scramble match featuring Women on the AW roster across all three brands! The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: Whoever has the title at the end of the 15 minute buzzer will be the Womens Champion coming out of Evolution 6! And yes, each win during that 15 minute scramble will count as a reign! Niobe Martin, Karlie Nash, Zara, Spayde Martinez and Azurine Vebbins are some of the names announced so far! Good luck, ladies!Vebbins is happy! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! What an announcement! Lexi Stone: I can't wait for that match!
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:12:06 GMT -5
Leno Segment!
Leno is standing in a hallway of the Spectrum in Charlotte for CruiserClash ahead of his big main event against Szymon Ross. In his entrance gear, he leans against the wall, a pair of aviators covering his eyes. Last week I got the dub on my return to Cruiser. This week they have me back in the main event here in Charlotte, NC baby!Huge crowd pop for the hosting city. I made it clear last week that the universe has a plan for me. Through me, the universe is going to correct itself, which means that guys like Ross, Giesler and others won’t be able to fuck with the juju of AW. I came back baby, groovier than ever, soul cleaner than ever, mind clearer than ever, man. Tonight, I continue on my quest to ensure that AW isn’t tainted by the death grip of evil, greed and corruption, anymore than it has with the higher ups blatantly carrying a champion bro.Let me make it real clear to you Szymon, I don’t smoke crack, why everyone assumes that I do hard drugs is fuckin wack bro, anything I do is most likely all natural bro, I don’t fuck with that synthetic shit. When you step into that ring tonight, you are going to learn first hand what it feels like to get your ass slapped around in a Thai Boxing match…you don’t want the BJJ because it sounds like you can’t handle it, I’ll knock you out with a levetiation and you might actually have a universal experience of your own, or you will just wake up, staring at me get my hand raised. It’s not the end for you Szymon, you have future here I can admit that….Leno leans forward toward the camera. But tonight, tonight is the start of my future Ross, I can assure you that! See you out there bro…its going to be outta sight, man…Leno walks past the camera and down the hall. As the camera comes back into focus after Leno’s quick exit, it picks up a figure in the shadows…
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:13:23 GMT -5
Ross Segment!
The scene opens to that of Szymon Ross pacing back and forth with his proverbial thinking cap upon his head. He'd pace and then pause for a moment then shake his head and continue pacing. On his third pass of the camera he stops his pacing and stares deep into the camera. Leno, you keep talking, you talk a lot, but how close you where to the U.S. Championship appears to be your pride and joy moment you pull out of your hat as if you were a magician. Your quote it as it if you a famous poet. Talking, no, lusting over past accomplishments or in your case near accomplishments gets you little or rather nothing. Not from a guy like me anyway.
I have I talked about any previous accomplishments in other promotions, no. Doesn't matter they didn't happen in Action Wrestling, my man. I like a few people have the right to boast of accomplishments such as Lissie Hope, Corey Black, perhaps a few more. But you boasting about almost being a Champion but then having to drop weight classes in hopes of making amends on losing on previous accolades. Perhaps I should be applaud you on that but then again applauding your toilet training would be more impressive at this point in your career.
I'll stop making a mockery of your career or then again you should have done so yourself.
See you in the ring tonight champ... errr... chump.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:29:32 GMT -5
The Handshake Of Respeeeecckkk
Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. Jimmy Garcia: Here come the greatest Cruiser Tag Team Champions of all time! Two Gents are on the way to the ring!Lexi Stone: Last week they mentioned to Deathstars that they want to meet in the ring and all shake hands! They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response. The crowd loves Two Gents as Teo grabs a microphone. Teo Blaze: Toxin, Cinta, we know you're in the building. We're out here. So come on out, and lets call this Evolution 6 match one of the greatest tag team fights this company will ever see.. lets shake hands and give each other that respect we all deserve!The crowd pops. The lights strobe on and off as Its Chicano Rap's Centro Side plays over the loudspeakers and the crowd reacts as Deathstars make their way through the curtain and onto the stage. Toxin kneels down and poses with both hands into a Deathstars gangsign as Cinta jumps over him and lands and kneels down like a bad Superhero and pyro blasts behind them. Ethan Miller: From Cosio, Aguascalientes, Mexico, they are at a combined weight of 400 pounds, Toxin and Cinta, DEAAAATHHSTAAAARRSSS!! The crowd reacts as Cinta slides in and Toxin jumps up onto the apron. The crowd is going crazy as Toxin and Cinta step into the ring and the music fades! Jimmy Garcia: There is a lot of tension right now!Lexi Stone: The Deathstars didn't have many good things to say about Teo and Jenson last week but maybe, and I mean maybe there is a layer of respect here!Jimmy Garcia: You're looking at two of the greatest teams in CruiserClash history!Toxin and Cinta are standing a few feet away from Two Gents. The crowd going crazy. Teo and Jenson adjust the Tag Team belts on their shoulders and are all smiles as they reach their hands out. The crowd buzzes! Jimmy Garcia: Teo and Jenson! They've extended their hands! Toxin and Cinta look at each other and then look back to Teo and Jenson and instead they do the Deathstars pose gangsigns with their hands in the Two Gents'f ace! Jimmy Garcia: Ohhh my god!The crowd is going crazy as Teo and Jenson laugh it off and say jokes are jokes. They extend their hands out again. Teo and Jenson want a handshake of respect. Toxin and Cinta look at each other and THEN HIT SUPERKICKS ON TEO AND JENSON! The crowd boos! Lexi Stone: OH COME ON!Jenson gets back up but Toxin is on top of him with forearms and elbows to the face! Teo kicks Cinta off and gets back to his feet but Cinta leapfrogs and Teo spears the turnbuckles! Cinta grabs Teo from behind and hits a HUGE HIGH LIFTING GERMAN SUPLEX DROPPING TEO ON HIS HEAD!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Cinta gets back up as Toxin lifts Jenson up like a powerbomb and then tosses him behind him and Jenson drops into Cinta hitting a codebreaker on Jenson!! Jimmy Garcia: OH SHIT!!Jenson is selling the everliving shit out of it on the mat as Toxin and Cinta go to the corner and do their Deathstars signal again and Teo stumbles up.. Lexi Stone: LOOK OUT!Teo turns around and Toxin and Cinta deliver superkicks in stereo to Teo knocking him completely out! Teo falls ontop of Jenson.. and Toxin and Cinta walk over.. and grab the Cruiser Tag Team Championship belts.. Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! THIS IS NO RESPECT AT ALL! DEATHSTARS DIDNT SHAKE HANDS HERE TONIGHT! THEY BRUTALLY ATTACKED TWO GENTS!They drop the Cruiser Tag Belts on Teo and Jenson who are out cold and Deathstars music hits..
Lexi Stone: Deathstars showed their true colors just weeks before the big title match at Evo 6!
Jimmy Garcia: That they did.. there is no respect from the Deathstars!
The scene fades as Deathstars stand over Two Gents.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:36:02 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute! Something is happening backstage!
The ActionTron lights up as Lazaro shows up to the parking garage! The camera zooms in on Jaice and he licks his lips and his eyes widen like a pyscho!
Lexi Stone: OH SHIT!
Security tries to stop both men but Lazaro and Jaice meet in the middle of the parking garage throwing strikes and kicks! Jaice blocks a knee with the chair and Lazaro stumbles back and Jaice hits a flipping flying spin kick knocking Lazaro back into the trunk of a car!
Jimmy Garcia: OH SHIT!
Jaice elbows a security guard! He throws a strike at another security guard and then RUNS AT LAZARO!
Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!
Lazaro back body drops Jaice into the air and JAICE CRASHES THROUGH THE BACK WINDSHIELD OF THE CAR!
Lexi Stone: OH MY GOD!!
Jimmy Garcia: JAICE JUST SMASHED THROUGH THAT WINDOW!
Guards grab Lazaro and he's trying to break free and other guards are checking on Jaice who is holding his back in the smashed back window of that poor car..
Jimmy Garcia: THESE TWO ARE OUTRAGEOUS!
Lexi Stone: Hell in a Cell at Evo 6 can't come fast enough!
The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:46:49 GMT -5
Main Event Szymon Ross vs. Brandon Leno
Production crew kills the lights as spotlights flash a beautiful pattern of colors while a picture slowly fades into view on the jumbotron…a silhouette of a slender woman, butterfly wings spread out in a beautiful image of colors. A nice pop lets out of the crowd and the beginning of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida of Iron Butterfly with its opening organ fills the arena. When the guitar riffs hit, that’s when Brandon Leno walks out onto the stage. Wearing his vale tudo tights, his shirt is a bohemian style, white, shirt that is unbuttoned, showing his chest and stomach. Adeline Floyd: Residing in Berkeley, California, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic…Brandon Leno!!He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: We can expect a great match here tonight.Lexi Stone: Two superstars that can’t be any more different from each other.The lights in the arena go to black, as red smoke begins to fill the entrance area back lit by white beams of light. Another Level by On the Larceny begins to play as Szymon Ross emerges from the curtain. He’s dressed in a red jacket and red wrestling pants. Szymon begins making his way down the ramp, his eyes focused on the ring and his attention largely removed from the roar of the crowd. Once he reaches the ringside area, he looks up and stares into the center of the squared circle. A moment of contemplation passes before he turns and methodically walks up the stairs. Once inside the ring he climbs to the second rope and looks over the crowd. He raises his head and takes a moment to absorb the crowd reaction. Dropping back to the mat, he turns back towards the center of the ring, he leans back into the turnbuckles until the start of the match. Jimmy Garcia: Szymon Ross looks determined tonight to put Leno down.Lexi Stone: Is it just me or does Leno look high. He could have at least shared… I mean… waited until after the match.Brandon Leno walks towards the center of the ring as Szymon Ross stands in his corner. He watches Leno laugh and appears to be enjoying himself. This incites the fire within Ross eyes even further. Ross walks towards the center of the ring and as he’s looking into the eyes of Leno he slaps him HARD across the face. Leno instantly responds with a punch but it’s blocked as Ross then knees him in the midsection and tosses him with a Karelin Lift. Ross then comes down with both feet onto the chest of Leno as he rolled to his back. Ross then mounts Leno and begins throwing fist and elbows into his face and then stands and backs away from Leno. He begins lining up his head as Leno begins to stir. Jimmy Garcia: He’s lining him up for that Face Smash onto the canvas.Lexi Stone: Ross has dominated the opening moments of this match.Leno pushes himself up onto his knees, his head dancing like it’s upon the limb of a tree. Ross steps back and then begins running forward but Leno rolls out of the way. Ross turns and is caught by Leno with a super kick sending him to the canvas. Leno jumps and lands a standing moonsault onto Ross and covers him for the pin. One... Two… Ross kicks out easily and Leno grabs him rolling into a small package pin. One… Two… Ross again kicks out and then slides outside of the ring putting his hands on his hips in frustration. Leno stands and looks down at him with a laugh. The referee begins counting out Ross who begins pacing back and forth. 1… 2… 3… 4… Ross slams a kick into the ringside steps and then picks them up and throws them towards the entrance. 5… 6… 7… 8… Jimmy Garcia: Szymon seems like he may be thinking about too much in this match.Lexi Stone: Come on Ross get back in there and beat this kid. You got this.Jimmy Garcia: That’s a bit personal isn’t it Lexi. We’re supposed to be unbiased Lexi.Lexi Stone: I may or may not have a crush on this Szymon Ross guy.9… Ross looks up towards the referee and dives back into the ring but is met by a running clothesline from Leno sending him back over the top rope. His athletic ability helps him to land on his feet and without hesitation he slides back into the ring again. This time ducking under another clothesline and grabbing Brandon Leno by the back of the head falls backwards into a modified codebreaker. Ross goes for the pin. 1… 2… Leno Kick out from the pin attempt but Szymon Ross stays on top of him. He begins throwing lefts and rights sending Leno backwards into the turnbuckle. Ross backhand chops Ross and the sound vibrates throughout the arena. Two, three, four more backhanded chops. Brandon Leno walks forward and falls down on his face. Jimmy Garcia: This match is going back and forth!Just then the lights go out. Lexi Stone: What the hell!?Jimmy Garcia: What is happening here?!The lights are still out. Jimmy Garcia: Its dark in this arena!The lights come back on and Hotaka is in the corner of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA ITS HOTAKA!Lexi Stone: THE HELL IS HE DOING?!Leno and Ross both stumble up and Hotaka hits a running clothesline on both of them!! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!DING DING DING Lexi Stone: THIS MATCH IS THROWN OUT! COME ON!!Hotaka bends down and starts crawling towards Ross and Leno who are turning over and Hotaka sits up on his knees in front of them and black goo starts coming out of his mouth.. Leno reels back on his hands and knees into the corner as Ross just stands there shocked and confused.. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is this about!?Lexi Stone: Something is wrong with Hotaka, no doubt about it!Hotaka then looks at Leno and winks. Hotaka then looks at Ross and winks. The lights go out.. Jimmy Garcia: Not again!The lights come back on and theres a puddle of black goo in the ring and Hotaka is gone. Leno and Ross are both confused at what they just saw. Jimmy Garcia: We have to take a commercial break! When we come back, the contract signing between the three superstars in the Ultimate Unification!Lexi Stone: The hell did we just see?We fade to our final commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 5, 2023 15:51:53 GMT -5
The Contract Signing! The Ultimate Unification!
The Spectrum Center of Charlotte, North Carolina, has been chosen to host another episode of Monday Night CruiserClash. Last week's announcement of the undisputed championship contest between Serenity Holmes, Zombie McMorris, and Driller Jaworski has pushed the match to headline Evolution VI. Additionally, many of the competitors in this match have expressed their right to be undisputed champions. Still, tonight, the show's main event is a contract signing between all three winners to make the match at Evolution VI official. For better information on the segment, the camera transitions to the commentary area, where Jimmy Garcia and Lexi Stone sit behind the table with their headsets, preparing to give a summarized perspective. Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night CruiserClash, and we are at the segment we all have been waiting for—the contract signing to the biggest match in CruiserClash history. At Evolution VI, it was announced we would have a triple threat undisputed championship unification bout between the Light Cup Champion, Driller Jaworski, the 201 & Fun Champion, Zombie McMorris, and the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Serenity Holmes! Lexi Stone: Serenity Holmes and Zombie McMorris have been vocal about the championship opportunity. Serenity has stated she is the only cruiserweight champion. Action Wrestling recognizes. Still, Zombie McMorris believes he's the only champion on CruiserClash at the top of the mountain!Jimmy Garcia: And despite the odd yet disturbing message from Driller Jaworski last week on CruiserClash, he is more than determined to walk out of Evolution VI, the undisputed Cruiserweight Champion. Every competitor in this match truly believes they are the rightful champion to lead CruiserClash, one individual will be walking out with three belts, and that lucky competitor will be undisputed. Lexi Stone: I don't know about you, but my pick is for Serenity Holmes. She's been on the warpath in professional wrestling and wants to continue collecting more belts. However, I could change it to Zombie McMorris because he's never gotten a rematch for the Cruiserweight Champion, but Driller Jaworski may be a dark horse and upset them both. I don't know, Jimmy, it's so many options and possibilities! Jimmy Garcia: Lexi! The biggest match in CruiserClash history will answer all your questions at Evolution VI. We've had many great games, but I have to give Joey Bunga a lot of credit for making this match even possible to headline Evolution VI as the co-main event. Speaking of Joey Bunga, let's go to him and Ethan Miller inside the ring to begin the contract signing for our Evolution VI unification title bout!The camera transitions to the middle of the ring decorated with a black rug, three executive chairs surrounding a table with a contract resting on it; Joey Bunga and Ethan Miller are standing in one corner, and as Ethan gets the cue to begin, Joey snatches the microphone and walks around the table like a crack head. Joey Bunga: Welcome everyone to the best damn show in Action Wrestling Bay Bay! I made ta' announcement about da' Womens Championship, but Imma' change it up to the best match in Evolution history! Da' Bunga' used his genius to create a championship unification match between not one, not two, but three champions on ma' brand! We have the Light Cup Championship from Japanese Pro Wrestling, the 201 & Fun Championship, and the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship! That's three belts on ma' brand, and I ain't paying extra for that, so we gon' unify and multiply, get them champions out so we can make it official!Driller Jaworski enters the arena, not even acknowledging the fans. He’s wearing jeans and one of those T-shirts that’s supposed to look like a tuxedo shirt. Jimmy Garcia: He’s unorthodox but he’s probably dressed better for this occasion than ZMAC will be.Driller rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and slams this championship onto the table. Then, he paces around the table, huffing and puffing like a madman. Lexi Stone: Does he understand that this is just a contract signing?Driller continues his march until ZMAC’s music hits. He stares down the aisle, still huffing and puffing with a wide-eyed look on his face. "When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along. Dig, if you will, the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you, my darling?
Can you picture this?
Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring ZMAC: How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end. ZMAC takes off his leather jacket, throws it off to the side as he hits a bump of coke before rolling into the ring. "Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat is the final of the three entrance theme songs to play around the interior of The Spectrum Centre, inciting a robust and supportive response from the audience. The reaction from the audience grows more, watching Serenity Holmes appear from the backstage area holding the cruiserweight championship belt over her right shoulder. She stands center stage under the spotlight, admiring the lights dancing around the audience, and pulls her black studded hat backward before walking down the entrance path to the ring. Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She marches down to the ring in her blue and black high Converses, keeping her eyes locked on both opponents, Driller Jaworski and Zombie McMorris, seated at the contract table. Serenity adjusts her black leather jacket over her skinny white tank top, complimenting her baggy blue cargo pants. She ignores what her opponents are mouthing off as she climbs the steel steps to the apron, then stands on the middle turnbuckle raising the belt above her head Ser. entity Holmes pleads to the fans at ringside she's got this match in the bag! Jimmy Garcia: The current two-time reigning Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Serenity Holmes, defeated Lissie Hope in the biggest main event of CruiserClash history! She has always proclaimed that she is the face of CruiserClash, and now, with the championship, she has cemented that claim. However, the claim is now being challenged by fellow opposing champions, Zombie McMorris and Driller Jaworski, but she's ready to become a triple crown champion at Evolution VI!Serenity climbs down from the middle turnbuckle back onto the apron and enters the ring through the ropes. She looks across towards the array of people from her until walking around the table to sit at the head of it, gently placing her championship belt on the table. All three champions are now seated around the contract lying on the table, and as the music fades to silence, Joey Bunga speaks into the microphone again. Joey Bunga: Now, ain't this a sight to behold! My little table of champions on CruiserClash! We got the Action Wrestling 201 & Fun Champion, the Japanese Pro Wrestling Light Cup Champion, and the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion! Now in the middle of you, three musketeers are the contract to be signed by all of you to make this match official! So if anyone wants to take a first crack at it-Driller Jaworski raises his hand, signaling to Joey Bunga to cease his talking, and the audience doesn't appreciate the disrespect. Driller leans back in the chair and has the Light Cup Championship on the table before him until picking up a microphone next to him to speak. Driller points at Serenity. Driller: I don’t have the wrestling pedigree that you do.He then points at ZMAC. Driller: And I haven't had the prolific career that you've had.He gives his attention to both competitors. Driller: But that's fine because none of those things matter come Evolution. No, that night, all that matters is what I do to the two of you.He gets in Serenity's face. Driller: I plan on ripping that pretty little head of yours off your shoulders and punting it into the crowd.He moves on to ZMAC. Driller: And I plan on slicing you open, ripping your intestines out of your stomach, and hanging you by your neck to that top rope.He points over to Serenity. Driller: Then I'll pin her headless corpse in the middle of the ring and claim both of your titles!He walks back to his side of the ring. Driller: Now, you may say that what I have planned is impossible, and maybe it is, but I've been defying people's expectations of me ever since I decided to become a professional wrestler. What does that tell you about me? It means to you that I don't quit. I don't give up. I keep fighting until someone can pin me down to the mat for the three counts or until I have nothing left, and I pass out. I don't just willingly die, and if death is what it takes for one of you to beat me, then that's just the way it has to be. He walks up to the table to sign the contract. Driller: And if I cannot sever your body parts, well, I'll at least sever your titles from your possession. That's why, at Evolution, despite our match being billed as The Ultimate Unification, I'm calling it…He picks up the pen, affixes his signature, and then throws it on the table. Driller: THE ULTIMATE DISMEMBERMENT!Serenity and Zombie are more interested in what Driller mentioned in his memorable speech. Joey Bunga and Ethan Miller look at each other, puzzled, until Ethan tries to speak into the microphone. Joey .snatches it out of his hands again to talk into. Joey Bunga: Well, you heard it from our beloved Light Cup Champion; who is next?ZMAC: RANGERS!Crowd: TRUSS US!!Joey and Ethan jumped back from Zombie's outburst and the audience's loud response. Zombie McMorris leans forward over the table, holding the microphone that was placed next to his championship belt, and looks between both his opponents with that known sly smirk. ZMAC: Ya'll out here hearing what I'm out here, done listenin too. Driller, only one of us can survive his intestines being ripped out of his body and only one of us has used said intestines to win a match. So don't start talkin like you know ol' Z cuz you clearly aint got a clue. See, what we got here is a fraud thats the twenty-second century woman and this bozo who won a souvenir cup. Truss ol' Z when he tells you that he understands how you feel. Just understand that Honey Badger don't care. Holms, babygirl, you wont have the connect to the fans that I have. Or that your pops had. Cuz you aint real with it. Driller, you'll never be as hardcore as me so stick to smoking American Spirits in the waffle house bathrooms cuz it aint ever gonna be close.See, this all started when ol' Z, came back from Persona non Grata, the Napoleonic Exile , the loss of the power coins but that power is back and when Ol' Z came back - ya'll been jumpin on the boat tryin to get somethin. Ol' Z made this division great. He made it great when it started. It fell off when he left and now that it's back, ya'll got your hands out for some free shit. Power Coins are that way. Go buy yourself some feel good merch cuz this shit right here is false and you both know it. Ol' Z didnt get his rematch. He is owed his rematch and thats the settled law. I don't care who it is. I don't care who the Lightcup champion is This 201 belt, the OG, signifies the OG and frankly, who the real champion is. So ya'll can pick your match. Ol' Z will sign it and Ol' Z gone embarrss the both of you. Just like he always does. Because all of these rangers know the truth.
May the power protect you. Crowd: Truss us!!Joey and Ethan look at Serenity before giving the nod to her; She looks at the microphone and then the contract, along with the cruiserweight championship belt, before her. Serenity holds the microphone in her right hand and speaks until the audience chants her name, and she smiles at the positive reaction. However, that demeanor switches back to severe when she raises the microphone to speak. Serenity Holmes: I don't care what the two of you had to say because there's only one official cruiserweight champion, and she's seated at the head of the table. You both have championships representing how good you are, but I have the tournament representing this brand. Now I wonder why every time I do something in this company, there's always someone to come in and question whether I'm too young or inexperienced, but every time that happens, I shut them down and kick them to the curb!Serenity nods to the live reaction of The Spectrum Center supporting her. Serenity Holmes: But this is an opportunity I refuse to lose. We are looking at the biggest match in cruiserweight history, and I'm collecting belts in a time like this. Do you think I'm scared? No. I'm excited. I'm excited to go down as the greatest cruiserweight of all time and show the world what I can do from the jump. Zombie? The last time I checked, you've never pinned or submitted a Holmes in your career. Driller? Congratulations on becoming Light Cup Champion, but I'm going to explain to your mother why her little boy ended up in the hospital, and hopefully, they'll send you to a psych ward and baker act you so she won't have to deal with you again!
She picks up the pen and signs her name on the dotted line. Ethan Miller walks over and picks up the contract showing all the signatures, and Joey nods now that the match at Evolution VI is official. Joey Bunga: Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. At Evolution VI, it will be Serenity Holmes, Driller Jaworski, and Zombie McMorris for the undisputed Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship!Driller Jaworski is the first of the three to stand up from the table and raise the Light Cup Championship belt in the air. Zombie follows afterward, and the two engage in a screaming match until Serenity Holmes also joins the yelling match. Joey and Ethan exit the ring the moment Driller slams his belt into Serenity's face knocking her down into the canvas, then gets into a brawl with Zombie! Lexi Stone: Oh my god! Driller Jaworski struck Serenity Holmes in the face blindsiding her, and now Zombie is getting into a brawl!Jimmy Garcia: Joey Bunga has called security and officials to come to the ring to break this up now!Security and house officials storm the ring immediately, separating Driller and Zombie away from each other. The two break from the grasp of the security to tackle each other in the center of the ring until they are dragged out to ringside, where they break free again to go into another brawl. The audience enjoys the chaos at the ringside until they see Serenity Holmes climbing the top rope from the apron. Lexi Stone: WHAT IS SERENITY DOING?!Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!Serenity leaps from the top rope and flips backward to land a Shooting Star Press, collapsing onto the pile of human bodies on the ringside mat. All three champions, security, and officials are down on the carpet with the audience chanting "HOLY SHIT," and Joey Bunga calls for more help to get the situation under control. Lexi Stone: SERENITY HOLMES TOOK OUT EVERYONE WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! ACTION WRESTLING IS GOING TO WITNESS THE BIGGEST CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH IN HISTORY! Jimmy Garcia: THE CONTRACT IS SIGNED! EVOLUTION VI IS OFFICIAL; LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO BE ON THE JOURNEY TO CROWN CRUISERCLASH'S UNDISPUTED CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
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