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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:03:59 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off in the arena in PHILLY BABY and the crowd is HYPE! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to another episode here of CruiserClash and we are WELLLLL on our way to Evolution Six where Serenity Holmes will defend the Cruiserweight Championship against Zombie McMorris who is identifying himself as the 201 Champion and Driller Jaworski who just won the Light Cup title.. in a three way dance! Lexi Stone: They're calling it the ULTIMATE UNIFICATION! Those three are going to put on a show, no doubt!Jimmy Garcia: Two Gents will be defending the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships against the Deathstars and I can't wait for that one either! Two of the greatest tag teams the Cruiserweight division has ever seen at Evolution six next month live from Metlife Stadium!Lexi Stone: We want to wish you a Happy Memorial Day, we thank you for spending your family time with us! We have a gr-We cut backstage. Security is handling a figure.. A dozen or so security members.. Lexi Stone: What is happening, here?It's Jaice Wilds who is trying to get to Lazaro! Lazaro and his beautiful Valdez are laughing as security continues to keep Jaice back! Jimmy Garcia: Jaice wants a piece of Lazaro so bad!Jaice is yelling out but security is taking him out side of the building! Lexi Stone: When we come back, here on CBS, we'll have our first match up!We take a commercial as Lazaro just laughs to himself and Jaice is trying to get him some!
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:21:32 GMT -5
To The Back
The scene cuts backstage to Jade Riley standing next to one of the newest members to CruiserClash, Szymon Ross. Jade has a somewhat confused look upon her face as Szymon just stares into the camera rubbing his hands together. He tosses his head back sweeping his hair out of his eyes before he begins to speak directly to the camera. “Punky, Punky, are you ready for tonight. Are you ready for Szymon Ross. The Baron of Brutality. Huh, Punky?”He begins to laugh. “I’ve come to Action Wrestling for the competition. I came for the violence. And… I get Punky…”He turns away from the camera momentarily before looking at Jade Riley. “Jade you look like a girl who likes fun. Would you consider Punky fun?”Jade doesn’t answer. “There’s got to be a suit in the main office you hates you Punky? Who did you piss off? Let’s be fair I haven’t met you and I don’t even like looking at you. The thought of you being a professional wrestler makes me sick.”“Let me make one very clear. You will not walk out of CruiserClash with a victory. To hell with that and to hell with you even thinking that. See you in the ring.”
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:27:46 GMT -5
Taylor Geisler vs. Brandon Leno
The low, growled-out vocalization of Alissa White-Gluz is the only warning that the audience gets before ‘...And Their Eulogies Sang Me To Sleep’ rips into the sound system with a vengeance. There is no pomp nor circumstance as Taylor Geisler stalks her way out from behind the curtain, lips pulled into a sneer and hands reflexively opening and closing as her gaze locks on the ring. Sensing Jordan’s hostility, the crowd is quick to rain boos down upon her as she makes her way to the ring, their hatred ignored. Geisler slides beneath the bottom rope and ascends to her feet, stalking her way over to her corner before turning around, hands taking hold of the ropes as she leans forward. A subconscious lick of her lips is hungrily done as her music fades. Lexi Stone: Is there a more entertaining entrance in CruiserClash?Production crew kills the lights as spotlights flash a beautiful pattern of colors while a picture slowly fades into view on the jumbotron…a silhouette of a slender woman, butterfly wings spread out in a beautiful image of colors. A nice pop lets out of the crowd and the beginning of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida of Iron Butterfly with its opening organ fills the arena. When the guitar riffs hit, that’s when Brandon Leno walks out onto the stage. Wearing his vale tudo tights, his shirt is a bohemian style, white, shirt that is unbuttoned, showing his chest and stomach. Adeline Floyd:Residing in Berkeley, California, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic…Brandon Leno!!He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Perhaps Leno shouldn’t have waited on his opponent as Taylor Geisler uses her signature Mudshovel move. Lexi Stone: It could be over right here!!Taylor uses the headlock position to roll Leno’s shoulder’s onto the canvas 1… 2… kickout… Taylor again rolls him onto his shoulders but this time Leno rolls will her putting her shoulders on the canvas. He grabs the ropes for extra help 1… 2… 3… NO!!! The referee recolonizes the illegal rope hold. Jimmy Garcia: Great awareness of the referee this could be over with Leno winning.Lexi Stone: I don’t think he was trying to cheat. I think he was just trying to catch a few extra moments to compose himself after getting caught off guard.Jimmy Garcia: I agree Lexi I don’t think he was intentionally trying to cheat.Leno and Taylor come up to their feet. Taylor throws a right punch and Taylor rakes the eyes. Jimmy Garcia: Payback for the earlier rope hold.Taylor comes down with a double ax handle and then a shoulder to the back of his knee. She comes up gloating a bit but doesn’t let up on the attack. She begins using the ropes as a spring board jumping up and down as she lands on his already wounded knee. She puts his in a sleeper hold but Taylor Leno drops her with a belly to back drop. He then gets her into an abdominal stretch with is broken by the ropes. He gets her down on her stomach and sits on her back pulling back on her throat stretching her out. After a few moments the referee breaks the move stating her legs are under the ropes. Both Geisler and Leno get to their feet as Leno gets an old school wrist lock on Taylor. He tosses her across the ring and she moves and begins throwing lefts and rights. She’s able to get Geisler to the top rope and hit a superplex before making the pin 1… 2… 3… Kick out… Geisler and Leno appear to both have taken a pretty hard hit on that move but Geisler does get to her feet first. As Leno gets to his feet he’s met with several European uppercuts. Leno is knock back into the corner as Geisler rushes in she’s met with a boot from Leno. Jimmy Garcia: Oh, Taylor made a huge mistake there.Leno bursts out of the corner and hits the JUDAS EFFECT! Jimmy Garcia: Levitation!Lexi Stone: SHES OUT!Leno covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Leno is victorious in his return to the ring!Lexi Stone: The wildcard, Brandon Leno is a winner!Leno is celebrating the big win
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:29:00 GMT -5
Segment!
The camera follows a smirking Karlie as she heads towards her locker accompanied by her MILFtourage. Karlie is looking stylish in a red and black suit, as Jade approached, the MILFtourage continued to Karlie’s locker room. Karlie: Sometimes it truly is great being Karlie Nash.Jade: Last week you scored a victory over Jaice Wilds, people say a tainted victory due to Lazaro attacking Jaice, what is going through your mind going into tonight's match with Lazaro.Karlie: These extreme hardcore wrestling fans here in Philadelphia could care less about what happened last week, these are people who once threw snowballs at Santa Claus, these people live in the now. All I’ll say about last week is that a win is a win. I’ll be honest with you Jade, I could care less about this match, I get that Lazaro needs someone to wrestle before Evolution, I’ll do my best to try and get a good match out of Lazaro here tonight and if course be on the lookout for Jaice because you know he’s looking for payback from last week. Tonight Jade I’ll prove once again why I’m the premier athlete on cruiserclash and Action Wrestling. Lazaro tonight by hook or by crook I’m walking out of here tonight a winner.Karlie takes a few steps then walks back to Jade with an evil smile on her face. Karlie: and Vandalia after I beat your husband tonight, I invite you to join me and my MILFtourage after the show.Karlie winks to the camera than walks off
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:33:22 GMT -5
Footage From Over The Weekend!
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash. We’re going to show you some footage that was recorded over the weekend at the house of Rita Jaworski, the mother of Driller Jaworski. She threw a party for her son to celebrate his Light Cup Championship victory. Let’s see what went down.We cut to a shot of Mrs. Jaworski’s backyard, where her guests are laughing, eating, and drinking. Driller provides a voiceover. Driller: My mom and I are the only family each of us have, so if she wanted to throw me a party, I wasn’t going to say “No.” If this is what makes her happy, so be it.The camera is now on Driller, who is standing away from the party. He looks over his shoulder and then back at the camera. Driller: I just wish that the guests were a little…younger. I mean, I don’t really have any friends here in Towson. My best friends are all in California. The food isn’t even enough to make this a fun party. My mom had this party catered. I said “Mom, you ordered ziti, pierogies, French fries. I can’t eat any of this stuff. I have to stay at 201 or else I can’t compete in the cruiserweight division, which means I lose my Light Cup and my spot in the Ultimate Unification match at Evolution.” The only thing I can eat is the salad.He takes in a forkful of lettuce. He swallows it and grimaces. Driller: I can’t even put Thousand Island dressing on this shit. And beer? Pssht. I’m drinking water like a fish. I tell you, becoming a cruiserweight has brought its benefits, but having to diet all the time blows.A voice calls out to Driller from off-camera. Mrs. Wittman: Stanley! Stanley!Driller: [under his breath] Fuck.Mrs. Wittman comes into view. Driller: Hi, Mrs. Wittman. Mrs. Wittman: Stanley, I just want you to know how proud we all are of you. I remember when your mother and I were standing next to each other at the church bake sale and she told me you were training to become a professional wrestler. I nearly laughed my head off. I said “Rita, that’s such a ridiculous idea. Your son is an big dumb oaf who can’t even chew gum and walk at the same time. Why doesn’t he call my husband? He could give him a job installing sprinklers for his irrigation business and pay him some real money. Why does he want to parade around a ring in his underwear, grunting like a neanderthal?”Driller: Wow, you said all that, huh?Mrs. Wittman doesn’t catch on to Driller’s feigned intrigue. She just continues right on with her story. Mrs. Wittman: But your mother said you were determined to make it as a wrestler, and look at you now. A champion! And a handsome one at that. You’ve really become fit and trim. I’ve got a granddaughter you should go out with.She shows Driller a photo on her phone. Mrs. Wittman: That’s her in from or Camden Yards.Driller’s eyes go wide at the site of the young woman in the picture. Driller: Um, yeah, maybe I’ll give her a call sometime.Mrs. Wittman: Oh, great! I’ll write her number down. Do you have something I can write on?Driller: Uh, yeah, I think there’s a pen and a pad on the counter in the kitchen.Mrs. Wittman: I’ll be right back!She hurries off. Driller looks at the camera. Driller: Yikes. I’m pretty much asexual, but even if I wasn’t, I would not be going out with her granddaughter. She’s harder on the eyes than ZMAC.He looks around. Driller: When is this damn thing going to be over?His mother calls out to him from across the yard. Mrs. Jaworski: Stanley! Stanley! Come here a second. Driller: Oh, what now?He yells back to his mother. Driller: I’ll be right there, Mom!He walks over to his mother, who’s holding a bat. Driller: What’s this?His mother calls out to her guests. Mrs. Jaworski: Everybody gather around!The guests all congregate around Driller and his mother. Mrs. Jaworksi: I want to thank all of you for coming and celebrating my Stanley’s big victory as the new Light Cup Champion!The guests all clap. Mrs. Jaworski: As you all know, my Stanley loves to smash other people and toss them around, but I told him “Stanley, these are my friends from church and my bridge club. You can’t practice any of your wrestling moves on them today.”Everyone laughs. Mrs. Jaworski: No, I’m not kidding. He really wanted to practice on some of you, especially you, Father Henry.She points at a man in wearing all black except for his white collar. Driller: It’s true. I’ve been wanting to break you in two ever since I was an altar boy and you called me an “idiot” in front of the whole congregation for dropping the body of Christ all over the place.Father Henry laughs nervously as his eyes dart around, looking for the nearest exit. Mrs. Jaworski: But I was resolute in my order and told Stanley “No wrestling today.” Now, I know it’s hard for him to control his violent urges and I figured, since thirst is a party, what better way for a young man to satisfy his thirst for carnage than with a… PIÑATA!She looks up at the trees behind her. Driller follows. Two piñatas fall from a branch. One looks like ZMAC. The other looks like Serenity Holmes. There is a rope tied around each of their necks. Driller’s face lights up while the guests gasp. Driller: Whoa! You got me two piñatas that look like my opponents in the Ultimate Unification match at Evolution! This is awesome! Thanks, Mom!He gives her a kiss on the cheek. Mrs. Jaworski: You’re welcome, baby. Now, go have fun smashing your opponents to smithereens.She hands him the bat. Driller charges at the piñatas and breaks each of them open with one shot, but nothing comes out. Father Henry: Isn’t candy supposed to fall out of these things? Mrs. Jaworski: Usually, but Stanley isn’t eating sweets anymore. I just got him these so he could beat the crap out of something and get some motivation for his big match coming up in a month.Driller gets impatient and rips the piñatas off of their ropes. He throws them to the ground and continues hitting them with the bat until there’s nothing left of them. The guests look on in horror as Driller is transfixed. Mrs. Jaworski: Okay, Stanley! That’s enough!Driller drops the bat on the grass. He looks into the camera, breathing maniacally with a wild look in his eyes. Driller: ZMAC! SERENITY! YOU SEE WHAT I DID RIGHT THERE?! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE TWO OF YOU WHEN I TAKE BOTH OF YOUR TITLES AND BECOME THE ONLY- AND GREATEST- CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION IN ACTION WRESTLING!He looks back towards the guests. Driller: NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS NEXT?!He picks the bat back up and starts running after his mother’s friends. They all scatter and run away screaming. Driller: I’m coming for you, Father Henry!Mrs. Jaworski runs after him. Mrs. Jaworski: Stanley, I told you that you weren’t allowed to murder my friends today! Stanley! STANLEY!As the scene ends, we get one lost shot of the bedlam in Mrs. Jaworski’s backyard as Driller swings at the guests, hoping to commit geronticide. We cut back to Jimmy Garcia and Lexi Stone, who are both stunned. Jimmy Garcia: Um…all I can say is, I hope everyone at that party survived. We’ll be right back.
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:48:07 GMT -5
Karlie Nash v Lazaro Vicente
Jimmy Garcia: Thanks to an assist from her opponent tonight, Karlie grabbed a victory of Jaice Wilds last week but this week she has the task of beating the Idolo, which would be a major win for Karlie and her followers!Lexi Stone: She really let the D.C. crowd know how she felt about them too! I wonder if she feels differently about this rabid Philly fanbase. Some of the most passionate but ruthless fans in the country! Will she have what it takes to knock off Lazaro tonight?Jimmy Garcia: And here he comes…the Golden Idolo! Last week, after a brawl that spilled into Joey Bunga’s office the GM of Cruiser made it official and at Evolution VI this heated rivalry between Lazaro and Jaice ends once and for all!Lexi Stone: Heated is a huge understatement Jimmy…and here we go!DING DING DING Karlie starts to talk major trash as Lazaro just smiles at the attempt to get inside his head as he rushes Karlie looking for a forearm smash but Karlie parries it and goes for a back elbow. Instead Lazaro ducks and bounces off the ropes. Karlie ducks and Lazaro leaps over her hitting the ropes again, this time connecting with a swinging neckbreaker and they both crash to the mat. Lazaro gets up and catches Karlie with a knee to the face as she tries to get off the mat…causing her to grab her nose and mouth, checking for blood. When she gets back to her feet Lazaro goes to grab her and whip her into the ropes but Karlie halts him with a rake to the eyes!! Jimmy Garcia: That’s one way to stop your opponents momentum!Lexi Stone: Sometimes Jimmy I would… Jimmy Garcia: You what?Lexi Stone: Lets just get back to the action…The ref warns Karlie to watch the eyes or else she will be disqualified and Karlie looks back at him telling them to shut up. Lazaro holds his eyes as Karlie kicks him in the gut causing him to double over in pain as Karlie grabs Lazaro and buries him with a Russian Leg Sweep Backbreaker. Lazaro writhes in pain, holding his lower back in agony from the force of the backbreaker. Karlie then grabs Lazaro by the leg, delivering a nasty leg DDT and rolls over into a single leg Boston Crab. Lazaro screams the deeper Nash sits into it. Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro might have to tap here! Lexi Stone: Wait…maybe he doesn’t!Lazaro crawls on his forearms towards the ropes. Karlie shakes her head no as she’s losing control of the situation. Lazaro reaches out for the rope and for a quick second, looks like he may not make it before his hand comes down on the rope, grasping it and pulling himself toward the apron. The ref demands Karlie release the hold but she just tries to sink it in deeper… 1… 2… 3… 4… Karlie releases the hold before she gets DQ’d but the damage has been done. Quickly she grabs Lazaro and lays his throat on the bottom rope before digs her knee into the back of his neck, causing him to choke… 1… 2… 3… 4… Again Karlie breaks the hold before she is disqualified. Vandalia comes rushing over to check to on Lazaro. Karlie slides out of the ring, approaching the Desert Rose. She leans against the apron while Lazaro is trying to get his breath back from being choked with the rope and Karlie starts to hit on Valdez…and takes a slap right across the face from Valdez… Lexi Stone: Whoa!!! Apparently Vandalia did not appreciate Karlie making a pass at her!Jimmy Garcia: She slapped the taste right out of Karlie’s mouth! She belongs to Lazaro, her Latin lover! Nash looks utterly shocked!Vandalia hurls insults and obcenities at Karlie. She goes to return the favor but at the last second Karlie looks up as Lazaro flies of the top rope in a Tope Con Hilo, crashing onto Karlie, wiping them both out and the crowd goes bananas! Lazaro grabs Karlie and throws her into the ring. He slides in after her and hits a springboard moonsault and covers! 1… 2… Kickout! Lazaro looks at the ref to make sure it was 2 before pulling Karlie up to her feet and hits a suplex…and another…and another to complete the trio! Lazaro is feeling it now. He waits for Karlie to get up before hitting the ropes and nailing a springboard European Uppercut sending Karlie back into the ropes. As she bounces off the ropes Lazaro come flying in with a tornado DDT! Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro just spiked Karlie with that DDT! She may be out!1... 2… Kickout! Karlie kicks out again. Lazaro picks her up and looks for the Spanish Fly but Karlie delivers some nasty elbows to the side of his head. She whips Lazaro into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline! Jimmy Garcia: Unsportsmanlike Conduct! What a clothesline!Lexi Stone: She damn near decapitated him Jimmy!Karlie picks him up and delivers a Jackknife Powerbomb! And goes hooks the leg… 1… 2… Lazaro kicks out! Karlie signals the end as she looks for the Upper Body Injury, she even looks at Vandalia and gives her a wink…but wait! Lazaro gets out of it and hits Karlie with a Spanish Fly! Jimmy Garcia: La Mosca Dorada!Lexi Stone: Both competitors are down in the middle of the ring!Karlie stumbles up as Jaice is walking down through the crowd! Jimmy Garcia: Hey! Its Jaice Wilds!!Lexi Stone: He was blocked earlier tonight from entering the arena but here he comes!Karlie gets up but Lazaro rolls her up from behind! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Lazaro gets up after the win AND JAICE SPEARS HIM!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! JAICE IS GETTIN' HIS HANDS ON LAZARO!!Karlie and the Milftourage roll out and get the hell out of there as Jaice is throwing rights and lefts on Lazaro!! Lexi Stone: THIS IS INSANE!!Jaice gets up as Valdez slams a steel chair across his back!! Jaice turns around and hits a shotgun dropkick to her chest sending her back through the ropes and she crashes to the outside! Lexi Stone: JAICE HAS HAD ENOUGH!!Lazaro tries to get out of the ring but Jaice grabs him from behind and hits a HUUUGEEEE HIIIIGHHH ARCHINGGGG German Suplex!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH MY GOD!!Lexi Stone: JAICE IS NOT LETTING UP!!Joey Bunga comes running out and he's telling security to get out here! Security members run down the ramp! Jaice punches at one who jumps on the apron as Lazaro grabs the steel chair and throws it at Jaice crashes into the back of him! Lexi Stone: OHHH MY!Lazaro laughs as security comes and grabs Lazaro too who wants to keep throwing the chair at him but Jaice breaks free!! Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Jaice runs and LEAPS into the air and crashes onto the security and Lazaro in the corner of the ring!! Jimmy Garcia: THESE TWO ARE IN AN ALL OUT WAR!!Joey Bunga gets in the ring as the two men are completely separated finally.. Joey Bunga: ENOUGH!! IGHT!! IGHT!! DATS ENOUGH!!The crowd is going CRAZY for both men who are separated in the corners.. Joey Bunga: Ya'll been doin' dis damn thing for MONTHS! Since last year at least! So here's what I got proposed! You two will have your match at Evolution and it will be the final chapter in this storied rivalry..The crowd buzzes.. Joey Bunga: But I'ma make sure you two get your violence in, get your THIRST FOR BLOOD, because at Evolution VI.. you two will face each other..He pauses for a second.. Joey Bunga: in.. HELLLLLLL!! IN A CEELLLL!!!The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH MY GOD!! HELL IN A CELL RETURNS!!Lexi Stone: JAICE WILDS AND LAZARO VICENTE WILL BE IN HELL IN A CELL!! Joey Bunga: Now get these two men out of the ring!Bunga tosses the microphone back as Lazaro and Valdez are already on the outside being forced up the ramp and Lazaro is yelling at him in spanish telling Jaice he's going to kill Jaice at Evolution! Jaice is yelling from inside the ring where security has him tied up and Jaice is telling Lazaro he's DONE and FINISHED at Evolution! Bunga walks up the ramp as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:48:54 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 10:54:58 GMT -5
Backstage!
Joey Bunga is walking backstage after announcing Hell in a Cell and he's on the phone. We can't hear too much but he hangs up his iphone and slips it into his pocket of his skinny jeans and turns the corner. He opens his door and walks into his office and the camera catches someone sitting on his desk! The crowd pops as it's HOTAKA!
Joey Bunga: Hotaka!? The hell man! Where you been?
Hotaka sits on the desk cross-legged and doesn't move.
Joey Bunga: Hotaka? You okay man? You disappeared when Baba Yaga took you a few months ago, you all good, man? Ight, man?
Hotaka doesn't move. Doesn't blink.
Joey Bunga: Allllrighht, Hotaka, you're starting to scare me, bruh.
Hotaka gets off the desk and stands in front of Bunga.
Bunga has no idea what to think. Hotaka just walks by and leaves the office.
Joey Bunga: The hell?
The crowd buzzes as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 11:08:35 GMT -5
Next Week!
Jimmy Garcia: We are live from Philly, here tonight but next week CruiserClash and Monday Night Clash will be live from Charlotte, North Carolina! We were told just a minute ago during commercial break that the three Champions, Serenity Holmes, Zombie McMorris and Driller Jaworski will be in the ring at the same time to sign the contract and make it official! Bunga will be in the ring with them next week!Lexi Stone: We're being told Deathstars will be live in the arena next week, too!Jimmy Garcia: The -The announcers and live shot in the arena cut out and fade into a dark cave with a flame burning slowly. The Deathstars step into the shot. The following was in Spanish and translated to English.
Toxin: Teo Blaze and Andre Jenson will be destroyed by the greatest fighters of all time. You may hold the record for most times having those belts around your waist but we hold the record for holding it the longest.Cinta: Evolution is where we were crowned last year. Do you accept your fate? Do you accept your destiny? To lay beneath us like the devoured flesh you are. Toxin: Your spirit. Your bones. Your bodies. Your reign. Will be broken. Accept the death.We go right into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 11:54:35 GMT -5
Two Gents!
As Cruiserclash comes back from commercial, we see backstage interview Jade Riley smiling with a microphone in her hand. Jade Riley: What a show so far! And it’s still going strong, as I am joined tonight by your Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, the Two Gents!The tag champions walk into frame on either side, the bright, polished gold of the belts over their shoulders and smiles on their faces. Andre Jenson: That’s right Jade, and we are here for a very specific reason- you see we officially have Evolution Opponents!Teo Blaze: And you know what, Jade? I have a funny kind of feeling that someone should buy Lucifer a sweater, cause Hell just froze over!Jade Riley: Why do you say that?Andre Jenson: Well simple Jade- because something incredibly unlikely has occurred- our GM got something absolutely right! Teo Blaze: First time for everything with Bunga, I guess.Andre Jenson: There is not a single team on this roster that we would deny a tag team title shot, but if you look through the annals of history, of the prestigious titles that have defined tag team wrestling in this company! You will find that the Gents have faced every name in that division! La Familia Dorada! Teo Blaze: Red White and Bruised!Andre Jenson: The Rulers of our Kind!Teo Blaze: Pineapple Promenade!Andre Jenson: The Gatecrashers!Teo Blaze: The Undrafted!Andre Jenson: The Dreamers!Teo Blaze: And as of last week, Fite Club. The fact is that we’ve had 5-star classics up and down this division since its inception. But the one team whose paths we’ve never crossed, so I guess you could say that we are excited to officially accept the challenge of the Deathstars!Andre Jenson: And that’s why we are officially asking you, the Deathstars, to come and meet us in the ring face to face…and shake our hands. Teo Blaze: It’s that simple. You’ve got the record for longest title reign in the division, and it’s a damn good accomplishment. We’ve held this belt more times than anyone else in the company can claim to have held any other belt.Andre Jenson: We want to make it official Jade, and in business, and in life, nothing is official without a handshake, a sign of respect.Teo Blaze: The ball is in your court, Death Stars, we’ll see you soon.The Gents depart in opposite directions as the camera pans back to Jade. Jade Riley: Well the Gents wanting the Deathstars to shake their hands as a sign of respect, guys- how will the Deathstars respond? Back to you!Cruiserclash cuts back to a quick commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 29, 2023 11:54:41 GMT -5
Main Event Szymon Ross v Punky
Jimmy Garcia: Well, here we are! It’s time for our main event here on CruiserClash! Punky looks to get a victory against Szymon Ross here in Philly! Lexi Stone: This is a big debut match for Ross, he’s looking to show everyone why he’s the “King of the Cruiserweights”!DING DING DING! Punky and Ross circle the ring, trying to feel each other out. They lock up and a struggle for the upper hand begins…Ross drives Punky into the corner and the ref separates them. Ross backs up with his hands in the air like “I’m cool, I’m cool”. They circle each other again and this time when they lock up, Punky is the one controlling action as she drives Ross into the corner. When the ref breaks them up and Punky begins to walk away, Ross takes a cheap shot. He uses the opening to pounce on Punky. Ross hammers Punky with forearm after forearm, kicking her in the gut after, and nailing her with a STIFF knee lift! Punky is wobbly on her feet and Ross grabs her, hitting a belly to belly suplex. Ross stays on top of her and just rains down forearms and elbows… Jimmy Garcia: Textbook ground and pound, wow! Ross has definitely taken control of this match early on!Lexi Stone: Only because of cheap shot…He gets up and gloats to the crowd which brings down some boos. This doesn’t faze him and he continues to go to work on Punky, pulling her up to her feet, but before Ross can get a move in, she catches him with an elbow to the face…another…another. Ross stammers back holding his face from the contact with those elbows. Punky charges at him and delivers a vicious forearm smash that sends Ross into the corner. Before he has any time to recover, Punky comes in with a running knee. She backs up and takes a run again…this time hitting a body splash. Ross stumbles out of the corner and is driven head first into the mat with a bulldog! Punky hypes up the crowd. She drops an elbow down on the back of Ross. She picks him up and attempts a suplex but its blocked. She tries again but again it is blocked. Punky tries for a third time but not only does Ross block it, he reverses it with a suplex of his own…into a standing moonsault! Ross hooks a leg… 1… 2… Kickout! Jimmy Garcia: What a moonsault from Ross! Punky almost lost early! Lexi Stone: Ross looks like he’s starting to take over the match right now!Ross walks down to her feet and hooks a leg lock on Punky. She screams in pain as she tries to reach Rosses legs to beat them loose, but she can’t quite reach them. He cranks and cranks on the leg. Punky reaches again but can’t reach his legs. She tries to pull her way to the ropes. She reaches the ropes 1… 2… 3… 4… Ross breaks the hold. He picks her up and whips her into the corner and follows up with hard strong style type kicks to the side of Punky’s body. He finishes off the combo with a nasty European uppercut. Punky stumbles out of the corner walking right into a rib breaker! Ross is feeling it now! He hits the ropes, hops over Punky springboards into a leg drop…but she moves and Ross lands hard on the mat! While holding his glutes in agony Punky hits the ropes and hits Ross with a shining wizard! Punky hits the ropes looking for a leg drop of her own…without the springboard…and she nails it! Punky gets up hits the ropes and follows it up with an elbow drop and hooks a leg… 1.. 2.. Kickout! Jimmy Garcia: We have some great action going on! Just when you thought Szymon Ross was going to take over the match, Punky uses an opening to unleash some offense of her own!Lexi Stone: Both of these wrestlers are showing why they should be in consideration as a top player here in CrusierClash!Punky picks up Ross. She hits him with a flurry of forearms and elbows! The crowd goes wild and Punky finishes the flurry off with jumping spin kick to the head! While Ross is on the ground she drops two knees on his forehead and he rolls over onto his back. Punky grabs his arm and tries to lock in an armbar. Ross clasps his hands together, desperately trying to keep Punky form extending the arm. The two struggle for the upper hand. Ross starts to get some weight behind himself, using it to rollup to his feet, putting Punky’s shoulders on the mat. The ref sees this and begins to count. 1… Punky lets go of the arm and rolls to her feet. Ross charges looking for flying forearm smash but Punky is able to duck and superkicks Ross in the back of the head, sending him hard to the canvas! She walks over but Ross throws a hand out, swiping her leg causing her to fall and hit the mat. Ross quickly grabs her arm and looks for an armbar of his own… Lexi Stone: He’s looking the Fujiwara armbar!Jimmy Garcia: If he locks it in this could seal a win in his Cruiser debut! He sinks it in!Punky is writhing in pain as Ross wrenches the arm! Punky looks like she’s going to tap for a second but instead is able to shift herself and slips out of the armbar. She holds her arm and tries to get back to her feet but is met with a Springboard DDT! 1… 2… Kickout! Ross smells blood in the water and looks to set Punky up for a reverse STO but Punky is able to block it and she hits Ross with a shotgun dropkick that sends him into the corner. Ross bounces out of the corner and Punky hits him with a superkick! While Ross is on the mat, she climbs the top rope looking for the elbow but all she hits is canvas! Jimmy Garcia: She went for the Crash and Fall but Ross rolled out of the way!Lexi Stone: She crashed alright but it was more of fail!Ross tries to set her up for the reverse STO, but she blocks it again and wants to hit Ross with a Punker. However, Ross is able to wiggle his way out turning it into a rever…NO! Punky elbows him in the side of the head and he loses his grip. They run at each other…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! Punky gets up first and Ross stands up and Punky picks him up on his shoulders but Ross slips out and turns Punky around and hits the sister abigail! Jimmy Garcia: Royalty of Violence!Punky is out and Ross pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a win for Szymon Ross!Ross stands up and his arm is lifted up in victory as Punky rolls out. Just then Homura by Wagakki Band hits and the guitar riff causes a huge crowd reaction inside the arena. Jimmy Garcia: What is this?! Hotaka is coming out here!The lights turn to blue and orange as the spotlights hit the stage and the ActionTron slowly fades in with HOTAKA. At 30 seconds when the music hits, Hotaka walks through the curtain and a smoke rises above him quickly as he just stands on the stage. Lexi Stone: We saw that he returned earlier tonight in Bungas office! Hotaka is on his way to the ring!Ross stands in the ring with an eyebrow up as Hotaka walks down the ramp slowly. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and never takes his eyes off of Ross! Lexi Stone: That weird Baba Yaga disappeared with Hotaka months ago but Hotaka is back! Thank god, he's safe!Jimmy Garcia: So far so good if you ask me!Hotaka climbs up the steel steps as Hotaka slips through the ropes and his music fades. Ross is mouthing "Why are you here?" Hotaka just stands in the corner looking at Ross. Jimmy Garcia: Hotaka issuing a challenge here?Lexi Stone: Ross is just as confused as we are!Hotaka stands in the corner as the crowd buzzes. Ross stands in the middle of the ring wanting to know why Hotaka is out here. Hotaka opens his mouth slowly and black goo starts to drip out. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE?!Lexi Stone: OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!?Hotaka stands in place as more and more black goo continues to drip and pour out of Hotakas mouth. He just stands there looking at Ross with all of this goo dropping out of his mouth down onto his clothes into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!Ross takes a step back as the ref gets the hell out of the ring as Hotaka opens his eyes even wider and a loud screeching noise is heard through out the arena! 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Ross is holding his ears as he bends down into the opposite corner as Hotaka continues to pour black goo out of his mouth and the sold out arena is holding their ears. Jimmy Garcia: SOMEONE STOP THAT NOISE!!Lexi Stone: ITS BREAKING ME!! STOP THAT NOISE!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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