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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 10:45:44 GMT -5
Pyro blasts inside the arena and we're live on CBS and the Chaos logo is wrapped around the ring, the signage and of course a HUGE Evolution 6 sign hangs in the balance of the arena! We pan around the crowd going crazy.. Billy: Welcome everybody to CHAOS and we're live on CBS! It's another Monday Night of action.. from AW! I'm Billy and with me is Chris Avery, and Chris, we're LESS than a week away from the Havoc Rumble!Chris Avery: The Havoc rumble where everyone throws each other over the top rope and the last one standing is the #1 contender and challenger for the biggest main event of the year.. Who will face "ill" Jill Park for the Worlds Heavyweight Championship in June?! We find out this weekend!Billy: We know Tatiana Jolee is entering #1 and we know Carter Shaw will enter as the final superstar because of his Battlebowl win, but tonight is about Chaos! So many things happening tonight, lets get to it!Billy: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to AW CHAOS! Presented by CBS! We’re live from the Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse in Cleveland, Ohio!Chris Avery: That’s right, Billy! Welcome fans! We have a big card here for you tonight and it should be a great show as we all barrel towards the 2023 HAVOC RUMBLE! This is our final stop before Havoc and the question on everyone’s mind is who will step up, and stand out?! Who will challenge Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion Jill Park at Evolution?!I-I-I have a heart I swear I do,Just not baby when it comes to youBilly: Looks like we’re gonna hear from the Champ herself!The capacity crowd inside the Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse comes unglued as Jill Park steps out onto the stage, with the Action Wrestling World title held high in the air. The fans boo loudly, most of them still in awe of the sickening displays that have become the norm, ever since January, when Park shocked the world, aligning with Co-President Torture, and practically STOLE the title belt. Chris Avery: Jill Park. Has there ever been a more loathsome individual in Action Wrestling? I know she did some questionable things during her ascent to the Main Event competitor we see before us today, but the things Jill Park has done both to win that Championship, and to hold onto it, are quite frankly, grotesque.Billy: It sets her apart, Chris! Nobody has been able to topple this young lady for months!Chris Avery: Yeah, because the deck has constantly been stacked in her favour! Just look at the TRAVESTY on the last episode of Clash! Jill Park and Torture SCREWED Tatiana Jolee out of the title! Jill quickly saunters down the ramp, taking a moment to flip off the crowd along the way. She quickly ascends the ring steps and steps between the ropes to enter the ring. The fans continue to boo loudly-- because of course they do. It seems like they get louder with each passing week. Jill makes a fake crying motion with her hands before being passed a microphone. Jill Park: It never gets old, does it? Time after time. Month after month. Week after week. You see challengers step up to the plate, and then quickly and quietly strike out before the GREATEST CHAMPION IN AW HISTORY. This again gets the crowd going, with boos and jeers filled with vitriol filling the arena. Jill, who at other times may have been incredibly annoyed by the reception, is laughing in the ring. Jill Park: I was placed in unwinnable situations. I was put through hell in an Elimination Chamber. I was placed against a submission specialist in a submission match, and yet…none of them were even CLOSE to dethroning me.Chris Avery: What a lie! Jill Park is delusional! Jill Park: And now we come up to Havoc. The opportunity of a lifetime. One lucky AW star will earn his or her way into the Main Event of Evolution 6. They will win the ultimate opportunity. The chance to lose to ME at Evolution. What a treat!Jill Park: Because let’s face it. Nobody is ready. Nobody has earned it and nobody is prepared to do what it’s going to take to topple me and rip this Championship away. The best of the best has already tried. Everyone likes to make excuses. I had help. I cheated. Blah blah blah.Jill Park: I hear constantly that I do not deserve this title. That I’m a coward, a fraud, and a million other things. Yet, for the last year, I have dominated this company; dominated this business. So you can all kill yourselves at Havoc to try and get a shot at this title. But just know, the only thing you are REALLY fighting for, is to be a footnote in my inevitable Hall of Fame speech. You may think your story, your ascent is going to begin at Havoc, and maybe in a lot of ways that will be true. But, your story is destined to end in heartbreak.“Whoa, whoa, whoa…. Easy there champ”The fans come to light with excitement as the voice of the aforementioned Tatiana Jolee pipes into the P.A system as the Canadian makes her way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in her street clothes and a pair of hipster sunglasses, her usually serious expression, interrupted by a half-sneer as she comes to a stop at the top. Billy: SHITFIRE! Jolee is here tonight!!Chris Avery: Tatiana Jolee should be the Action Wrestling Champion right now. We all saw her defeat Jill Park at Clash a few weeks ago. Billy: TJ isn’t the champ though. We all saw her very clearly tap out to Jill Park’s excellence, and without a shred of outside help… Just like she said” Tatiana: First of all, how's your throat after having to suck Tortures D*beep*k to keep that title of yours?The fans ERUPT with an ovation as Jill stands with her mouth agog in absolute shock that somebody would have the audacity to say something so vile and abhorrent to somebody like her! Billy: OHHHH!!!! That’s just mean!Chris Avery: You have to wonder if Torture is outback hearing this?Jill Park: HOW DARE YO- - Tatiana: Pipe down, princess… I’m not done just yet. Again, the fans go WILD with approval. Their cheers seem to put the champion off - even leaving her speechless for a moment as Jolee continues her diatribe. Tatiana: You really have some big balls to come out here and pat yourself on the back when you know that I beat your ass fair and square in the middle of that ring on Clash. You know, I know, and the whole world knows that I should be the Champion right now.Jill Park: Awww, muffinAnd then our champion piped up Jill Park: You mad, beau? Are you upset that I exposed you as the fraud you are by forcing you to tap out - FAIR AND SQUARE - to retain MY championship? Spin it all you want TJ, but one of us is on the ramp crying and the other is holding this gem. Park hoists the World Title in the air with one arm to a chorus of boos as Jolee scowls, pacing a bit at the top of the ramp. Jill Park: And now… You get to START the Havoc battle royal as number one. You should be happy, it’s the first time you’ve been #1 at anything in your life. Tatiana: Oh screw youShe interrupted the champ. Tatiana: You can sit up there and boast all you want, coward. We both know that you’re a fraud… A damn con-artist. And AFTER I win the Havoc Battle Royal, I’m going to prove that once again at Evoluti- -Jill Park: AHHH-HAHAHA!!! Park breaks into exaggerated laughter, holding her stomach and pointing up at Jolee as if to taunt her just a bit more after the past few weeks. Jill Park: Oh… That is rich. At least you might have a future in stand up comedy after you’re dumped out of Havoc by whoever is the second entrant. It’s time to step aside, sweetie. You’re clearly NOT championship material, and you’ve had more than enough time basking in the light of MY magnificence. Billy: I heard from a reliable source that Jill Park is magnificent! Chris Avery: You just heard it from her…Billy: She’s a pretty reliable source on herself! Tatiana: Is that so? Jolee nods her head, running her tongue across her lips as she takes a couple of steps towards the ramp Tatiana: Well, if I have ‘zero chance’ of winning at Havoc… Then I might as well go down there right now and whoop your ass.TJ drops her mic and begins to head down the ramp as Jill begins to shriek and bark at security to do something… Clearly Jill wasn’t expecting a fight tonight. I mean she wasn’t in her gear after all! “ALL MY LIFE! GRINDING ALL MY LIFE” There’s a pop before the mixed reaction comes in as the “Living Legend” walks out of the back, dressed to the nines in his suit and sunglasses. PArk and Jolee both freeze even thought they both looked annoyed. He already has a mic in his hand as he motions for his music to be cut. Gerard Angelo: TJ, you need to calm down. You forgot your LifeAlert in the back.He smirks at his own dumb joke while Jill Park clutches her title. Tatiana yells something at Gerry who rolls his eyes. Gerard Angelo: Blah, blah. Yes you were screwed, Jolee. We all watched it happen live. Then we saw you write your angry note to Tortellini like a Karen trying to get a free appetizer from Outback Steakhouse. But I got beef with Jillybean going back months. Jill Park: I already beat you three times, Gerry! This is getting pathetic.Gerard Angelo: No, what’s pathetic is how Jake just lets himself be cucked by you.The crowd chuckles as he walks down the ramp. Tatiana isn’t amused though. Tatiana: Did you already blow two rematches? I think you’re at the back of the line.Gerard turns his attention to her and pushes down his shades with one finger. Gerard Angelo: Shut up, boomer. I actually had to earn my opportunity at the World title. I didn’t complain my way into the main event. And again at Havoc, I will earn my opportunity at it again when I throw you and thirty other boys and girls out of the ring. He turns back to Park and pulls his shades off. Gerard Angelo: You and I still have a debt to settle, “Ew” Jill. It doesn’t matter how many times you knock me down or cut my legs out from under me, I will get back up again and again until I take MY World Heavyweight Championship back. Evolution takes place at MetLife Stadium this year and that’s it the state where I was born. I’m winning Havoc and coming home the conquering hero. And there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Gerard stares daggers at Jill before turning them to TJ. It looks like quite a volatile situation is brewing. Until – “I’M HER, HER, HER, HERSHE, SHE, SHE, SHE”The crowd fucking ERUPTS! Chris Avery: HOLY MOLY!!! HERE SHE COMES!Billy: THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION! A TWO-TIME AW WORLD CHAMPION! IT’S HER! IT’S LISSIE!!The fans are absolutely LOSING it as Lissie Hope appears from behind the curtain, a pair of large shades covering her eyes and the Women’s Championship strapped across her waist! She sees all three pairs of eyes in the ring dart towards her as she stands at the top of the ramp, and she unstraps her belt and raises it up to the crowd which pops the roof off the building! She begins talking as she descends the ramp slowly. Lissie Hope: I heard someone call for a hero.She slaps hands with a few of the front row fans as she reaches the ring, cautiously circling towards the ring steps, keeping a watchful eye on all three of those standing in the middle. Lissie Hope: It’s interesting how the worst person in the world can make two other kind-of awful people seem like the heroes in the story by comparison, but here we are. Congratulations, Jilly, you’ve done the impossible: you’ve made people actually root for Tweedle-dee-iana and Tweedle-dumbass-elo.The fans roar with cheers as Lissie begins climbing the stairs. Angelo is preparing for a fight, telling her to come on. Tatiana looks disinterested in the corner, and Jill is watching the chaos with a smirk. Lissie Hope: Hold on to your toxic masculine energy there, Rambo. I’m sorry Paramount decided to can your big movie role but they’ve been kinda busy jetsetting around the world with me. Sorry, not sorry, big guy – I know that must be a bitter pill to swallow. But at least they were upfront about it. No one pulled a you on you and snuck it in your drink.As Lissie slowly enters the ring, the fans begin a raucous chant of “LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE!” Lissie Hope: Hey, Teej – long time, no see. We haven’t been running in the same circles lately - not since XIII. I’ve been adding to my legacy by only needing a month to plant my flag on Teo Blaze’s 50-yard-line – that’s a football reference, by the way. Meanwhile, you’ve finally learned what it’s like to be public enemy number one to the Action Wrestling brass and decision-makers. I don’t envy you, Teej. I’ve been there before, and it sucks. I do feel for you, even if I dislike you very strongly - because you didn’t deserve what - she - did to you.Lissie’s eyes turn towards Jill Park. Tatiana is leery of Lissie’s show of empathy, because there’s a hint of jealousy buried in her words. Lissie Hope: It was never supposed to be you, Tatiana. You should’ve never be put in that position to begin with. You’ve been right about one thing – Torture has always wanted me to have a lasting impact on the top of this company. Nobody has side-eyed me with disappointment more than the head guy in charge for all of the decisions I’ve made – the men I date, the places I compete, the loyalties and bonds I’ve forged. No – he’s always known that I’ve possessed everything a main event icon needs because Torture is a businessman, first. And I’m sorry to say this, Teej, but if you’ve drawn his ire this much? If just the mention of you has motivated him to go to these lengths to keep you down? Then that just means he never found you worth uplifting in the first place.Chris Avery: Lissie sure has an – interesting – way to compliment someone.Billy: I don’t think anyone throws shade better than Lissie Hope!Lissie Hope: Motivation. It’s a tricky thing, right? Everyone entering Havoc has their own motivation. What are they intending to do? What is the end goal? How do they achieve it? That angry primate Downfall wants to see the devolution of Action Wrestling. Corey Black - is there a bigger ‘pick-me’ bitch this Havoc season? He’s probably throwing all of Taylor’s money on himself since, for the first time, his odds to win are so low, and he’s tired of everyone making fun of him for her being the breadwinner. And he just seems grumpy this year, no? Corey Black - sick and tired and not gonna take it any more! Frank Venable still seems more salty at me after three years than he does you, who took him out for a year. And Carter, who seems to be in the market for a new damn family after his own flesh and blood ripped the mask off. And what better way to buy a family than “saving” their child and winning World Championships? Hey – it worked for me.Chris Avery: Oh man, the library is open, and Action Wrestling is getting read!Billy: …wut?Chris Avery: Been watching a lot of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race.Billy: …wut?Chris Avery: We are ON Paramount-Plus!Lissie Hope: Let’s be real. Torture invested in Jill here because he’s got money on his mind. Action Wrestling has needed an injection of eyeballs since some of the greatest stars this company has cultivated have moved on. But when he finally admits that this mere cable television girl can’t hold a candle to the investment this network has made in me, well — the tides will turn. Viacom did buy MTV after all. CBS, the golden child, versus the rotting, dying remains of Rob Dyrdek and Jill Park! He’s always needed me, Jill. He’s built your statue but he’s given me the sledgehammer! And me versus you? The one match you’ve managed to evade in your ascension to the top of Action Wrestling? Oh, those bags will be there for the taking. The eyes will tune in. And you’ll get dropped, Jill — first, by Torture himself. And secondly, by my own right hook!Chris Avery: Incredible back and forth here from - The lights drop. Billy: Oh what now?!“Raining Blood” by Slayer hits. Chris Avery: THAT’S WHAT NOW!As if the crowd couldn't get any wilder, the opening beats thump throughout the arena and cause what is sure to be a seismic event. Red lights swirl and flicker making it look like blood is actually falling from the roof and as the song boots in, Corey Black emerges from the curtain. He's wearing a dark gray denim vest with band patches over a sleeveless black t-shirt, camo cargo pants and red Chucks. Billy: If there's anybody that has anything to say about what has been going on here tonight, it's this man!Corey just stops on the ramp, the song fades and the lights come back on but there he stands, looking down at the competitors in the ring. Corey Black: All this talk.. little birds fighting for a worm that doesn't even belong to them. I hate talking when there's a ring just feet away. It feels disingenuous, you know, like posturing because it's the best y'all got.Basically everyone down the ramp roll their eyes at Corey. Corey Black: Now, I get you're all thinking the same thing. Everyone except the jetsetter, anyway. This old, beat down relic is really out here? He's working on a Monday? Why does this man have a Tag Team World Championship when he works once a month?The crowd chuckles, Corey doesn't. In fact, he just deadpan stares down at the ring. Lissie points to a couple people. Billy: Oh boy..Corey Black: Jill, you said the best of the best has come for that title. Maybe they have. Maybe you have outsmarted, out played and out done the people you perceive as the best. But that's just it, isn't it? Your perception is through a lens that knows damn well that I am a step ABOVE the best of the best.Crowd goes nuts, obviously. Corey Black: That little muppet that's been leading you around on a leash knows better than anyone that in that ring, there isn't anybody that can match me. And that's why at Havoc, when I personally launch every one of you standing there out of contention, I'll take my rightful place in the main event of Evolution and Jill - you won't be camera-ready for quite a while afterward.
Suddenly, the opening notes to "The Becoming" hit on the PA, and the lights flicker, before going dark. The assembled field of front-runners for the premiere Havoc match all look to the entrance ramp; They know what's coming. And who's emerging from the back. "I beat my machine It's a part of me It's inside of me I'm stuck in this dream It's changing me... I am becoming" Downfall emerges out onto the stage, holding his Hardcore championship belt as he exits through the curtain, walking past Lissie Hope and blatantly snubbing her, giving her a disdainful look before smiling. The crowd is at an absolute fever pitch. Downfall walks to the opposite end of the ramp. The lighting starts going back up in the arena, but flickers, as if it's struggling to come on. Downfall holds the Hardcore title belt up, and then he places it over his shoulder, making his way down to the ramp. He stops as he gets to the end, staring STRAIGHT at Corey Black. Chris Avery: Ohhhhh MY! We may see a repeat of XIII here in more than one way! Tatiana and Lissie... and now, Downfall, face-to-face with Corey Black!!
Downfall, holding a mic in his hands, looks at the who's who of the main event scene... and, despite it all, he has to smile, that devil-may-care cockiness that once defined him showing it's leading edge. He looks right at home. He looks from Tatiana, to Gerard, to Lissie... before looking back at Corey Black. Downfall: You know... it's nice of you all to come out here and make your play. It feels appropriately big time. Main event. You, all of you, have made your case and made it well for why you should be the ones that go to the finish line at Havoc. Why you, each one of you, has the right angle to be the one that takes on Jill Park. But I think you're forgetting one single thing. That title, that Jill has her little claws grasped around? I was never pinned for it. That's something that you -
He points right in Corey Black's face. Corey just stares him down, coldly. Downfall: And YOU -
He turns, casting a furious, damning finger Gerard Angelo's way. Gerard can be seen mouthing choice words and telling Downfall off, off-mic. Downfall pays him no mind. He points at Lissie Hope as well. Downfall: And definitely you, Lissie... cannot say. The obvious point there, is because you held the World title even less time than I ever had my hands on it... and when you lost it last time... you were pinned, straight up. I was not. Regan Voorhees was the one who ate that pin, and Jill... Ever since that day, I never received another shot at it one-on-one again.
He shrugs, amiably. Downfall: That's fine by me. I made my own. I carved my own path, knowing that even if it was a roundabout way, I know my road would eventually take me back to it. But...
He looks over at Tatiana, then has a look on his face that says, oooh, "that's awkward". Downfall: Oh, sorry, we were discussing which of us had actually been World Champion in Action Wrestling and... I'm sorry, Tatiana, I didn't even notice you there to begin with, but it wasn't as if you were ever part of that conversation anyway. Awkward.
Tatiana Jolee, incensed, tells Downfall to come on and face him so she can fold him up. Downfall chuckles. Downfall: But Lissie... you said one thing and one thing only that interested me. You knew to namedrop me, because deep down you know I am a threat. But you think of me... as someone that wants to take AW backward, to "devolve" it... No, Lis. No, you couldn't be more wrong, and honestly it shows just the asinine, only wanting Lissie Hope to bear the torch and be the shining light for little girls everywhere, pick-me bitch attitude you're famous for. From day one... my mission statement has been simple. Yeah, I come to cause chaos. I come to tear down. I bring... anarchy. In the past. But I've actually BEEN changing. I've BEEN evolving into something new this entire year. And your dumb ass is too blind to see it, because I'm not Regan or Serenity or one of your other "girlfriends" that you clap for when it's convenient for you... but only if you get to be the one that hands them their trophy. In point of fact, Lissie... when I win Havoc, and I go on to WIN that World title from you, Jill... I'm going to elevate it. I'll be honest... It is going to take razing you all to the ground in Havoc... but when it's over... I'm going to build something... a lot better in the aftermath.
Downfall turns back to Corey Black. Downfall: Just ask Corey. He'll tell you how it worked for the Hardcore title... because I built my house over his broken ass body.
Corey Black, obviously isn't gonna take that taunting. He moves right in to Downfall, and the two go nose to nose, the tension building between them as if they could go to blows at any second. Just as it looks like all hell is going to break loose; just as it looks like all the competitors are going to spiral into a massive brawl, Alexander Pasternak steps through the curtain, flanked by many security guards, who get between all competitors, who are all still trash talking one another! Alexander Pasternak: Enough, enough! I’m not going to put half of my stars in jeopardy all at once! I’m not gonna allow ALL OF YOU to take over this show! We are on the road to Havoc! So Jill, consider this a mandatory night off! You’ll find out who your next contender is at Havoc! As for the rest of you, get to the back!There is a massive amount of pushing and shoving as security tries to keep the situation cool and usher everyone up the ramp, whilst keeping them separate. Chris Avery: What a tension-filled start to the night!Billy: We’ll be right back!
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 10:50:07 GMT -5
What The
We come back live backstage and we see Marshall, that figure that has spoken on camera in hiding pacing around backstage before he stops. He stares off into the distance and puts his hands together. He begins to speak aloud..
He will be here tonight. I told you I was just the messenger. He won't leave me alone. He has infected my thoughts. He is in control now. You will see. It's no longer a message.
It's a warning.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 11:26:25 GMT -5
Undisputed Showtime Championship
Big Harper vs. Billy Ray Cash(c)
Billy: A warning? He's coming here? Who the hell is that.. Marshall? That his name? Who could he be talking about?!
Chris Avery: No idea, Billy, but while we do have a second, tonight, AW Hall of Famer Donald D-Day Deruty will be in the house! Can't wait for that one!
Billy: Former General Manager of CruiserClash, of course his wild rivalry with Torture back in 2011, It's always good when D-Day stops by!
Big Harper paces around the ring and raises his hands up!
Billy: It's time for a Showtime Championship match!
Guitar riffs of the greatest sound on earth; Nashville Country hits. The original music recorded in 2005 continues to play as Billy Ray Cash comes through the curtain and lifts his guitar way up in the air. He yells out "IM THE GREATEST!" and then stands on top of the ramp for a few seconds soaking in the beautiful sounds of the crowd!
Adilene Floyd: From Nashville, Tennessee, one of the GREATEST wrestlers of all time.. BILLY! RAY! CASH!
Cash continues down the ramp holding the guitar up over his head in one hand and waving at everyone else with his other hand. He climbs up the steps and into the ring and sets his guitar down. He bounces off the ropes and does his strut in the middle of the ring and then looks directly into the hard cam and points both double deuces into the air as he yells out "DAMN, IM THE GREATEST!" He takes off his amazing pair of sunglasses and sets his guitar down onto the mats and is ready to start the match.
DING DING DING
Harper attacks first and hits a clothesline in the corner and then throws Cash across the ring flipping him into the air!
Billy: Big time throw!
Harper comes over and hits another clothesline in the corner! Cash stumbles out and Harper kicks him in the gut!
Chris Avery: He's going for the big powerbomb right here!
Billy: He can end it!
He flips Cash up but Cash gets out of it and lands on his feet behind him! He bursts to the ropes and comes back and hits a knee to the back of Harper! Harper stumbles to the ropes and Cash hits a running kick to the head knocking him out of the ring!
Chris Avery: Harper is on the outside!
Harper gets up and we see Robby Bigg Dick walking down the ramp with a steel chair!
Billy: What the hell?!
RBD slides into the ring and the bell sounds when he swings it at Big Harper smashing him across his back!
Chris Avery: Ohhh my god!
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
Billy: RBD still wanting to get him some from the last Clash where RBD and Harper were one of the two names wanting a shot at the Hardcore title at Evolution six!
Harper turns around and clotheslines RBD and the chair drops!
Just then Al Nally runs down the ramp!
The crowd pops!
Billy: AL NALLY IS HERE AGAIN?!
Nally slides in but Big Harper kicks him in the gut and smashes a forearm down across his back! RBD is on the outside of the ring and Big Harper exits and starts punching away at RBD!
Scala comes down the ramp and starts punching at RBD and Harper!
Billy: NOW SCALA IS HERE TOO!?
The crowd comes alive as Al Nally is up on the turnbuckles...
Billy: WHAT IS HE DOING!?
AL NALLY MOONSAULTS OFF AND CRASH LANDS ON RBD, SCALA AND BIG HARPER!!
Billy: OH MY GOD!! THE VIOLENT HARDCORE LEGEND!! JUST MOONSAULTED ONTO ALL OF THEM!!
Nally gets up and the old fuck gets the crowd hyped as he rolls into the ring..
AND CASH SMASHES HIM WITH THE GUITAR!!
Billy: OHHH MY!!
Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!
The crowd boos as Nallys old sack of turd ass collapses to the canvas and Cash grabs his Showtime Championship and holds it up high!
Billy: What a son of a bitch!
Cash gets out of the ring and is yelling about how great he is and calling everyone a DICKSHIT! He's up the ramp with his Showtime title..
Billy: Billy Ray Cash just smashed that guitar over Nallys head! I can't believe it!
Cash taunts on the stage as Nally is bleeding just a tiny bit on his forehead. We take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 11:34:41 GMT -5
Backstage!
Billy Ray Cash: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PIECE OF TRASH!
He shoves Jade Riley out of the shot!
Billy Ray Cash: Robby, you carved up pumpkin piece of shit! You come and interfere in my match again and you'll kiss the backside of a blunt object in my hands, and Big Harper, we're not done yet, you sack of shit! And Scala? You're just a piece of fat garbage! And Hahaha.. Al Nally, welcome to AW you DICKSHIT! You guys all have it coming, now! You 4 have a hardcore brawl to determine the #1 contender for the Hardcore title?! Well look no further than the GREATEST of all time who just unified the Hardcore and Showtime Championships together, look no further than me! BRC! Billy Ray Cash.. CH-CHING DICKSHITS! I'll see you on the next Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 14:49:13 GMT -5
Backstage with Jessie Lee!
With a hippity-blip, the camera faded in to reveal one Jessie Lee; The Big Titty Goth Dommy Mommy Aussie Assault (insertmoredandonameshere) machine; standing before the official Action Wrestling set that was generally seen in use during positively tantalizing interviews at the hands of Jade Riley. However, as already noted, there was only the lone pugilist standing by without the sparkle and pop of the professional. Even so, it was more than apparent that the young woman was a tad bit miffed.......or she just had a ;ase of resting bitch face; either way, she stood there lackadaisically until she began to verbalize her own brand of mental diarhea. Jessie: 'EEEEEEEY YO!Jessie: Action Wresltin'!
Jessie: It's that time of year where all the boys an' girls get together for the big ol' spectacle of human chaos that is the foundation for these big over the top battle royales types; it's Havoc, ya know? So, while people are poppin' up all over the place here in Cleveland spoutin' the same tried an' true stuff 'bout winnin' Havoc; I just want to make ONE thing PERFECTLY clear.With eyes narrowed-thin, Jessie leaned forward as the camera zoomed in a tich for a dramatic shot; The Sitcom's camera people perchance? Jessie: What's up doc?Jessie: You're gonna find out the FO of what FAFO stands for an' ya better believe I don't mind missin' out on the Evolution main event if it means I get to hand deliver this little lessen.Then, with an abrupt change in energy that really shouldn't be a surprise at this point, Jessie Lee flashed a wicked grin to the camera as it zoomed back out. To sign things off, the Aussie flashed a wick wink before flipping the microphone to the floor and walking off as the scene faded
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 14:57:37 GMT -5
Punky vs. Azurine Vebbins
Billy: Welcome back to Chaos and we're live here on CBS!Chris Avery: And we have a great CruiserClash match up coming our way! Punky is already in the ring and Billy, this is one great superstar!Billy: Yeah, she really is a top superstar over on CruiserClash but I know another top woman who is coming out right nooooww!!As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. DING DING DING Billy: Punky with the attack!Punky clobbers her in the corner and whips Vebbins to the turnbuckles but Vebbins bursts out with a rear view butt splash on Punky knocking her down! Chris Avery: Thats one way of using your caboose!Punky gets back up and Vebbins whips her to the ropes and then hits a HUGE back body drop! Billy: Punky gettin' tossed everywhere on this match!Punky gets up and goes for a running clothesline but Vebbins ducks underneath and hits her with the Crucifix DDT! Billy: Thats it!Vebbins scores the pinfall! One! Two! Punky kicks out! Vebbins gets back to her feet first and hits a rear view ass splash again and Punky stumbles back into the ropes.. Punky steps forward but Vebbins hits the Pearly Gatekeeper! Billy: PEARLY GATEKEEPER, CHRIS!Chris Avery: THATS IT!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Vebbins is victorious here on Chaos!Chris Avery: I loved that!Billy: What a win!Vebbins is standing up celebrating as the official takes her hand! Chris Avery: We have more Chaos when we come back!Billy: Thats right! Don't go anywhere!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 15:06:14 GMT -5
Recorded Message From Joey Bunga
The crowd pops as Bunga slides his sunglasses off and the General Manager of CruiserClash speaks up. Joey Bunga: Ight, ight, ight, I know a few CruiserClash superstars are about to show the hell out in Havoc! I can't wait to see what they have in store for us, ight? However, I have to switch gears and get ready to ramp things up as we're officially on the road to Evolushion Six ya know what I mean, dean? So, I made a deal with Japanese Pro Wrestling to have the Light Cup Championship defended on the next CruiserClash!The crowd pops! Joey Bunga: That's right, ight, Katashi will be defending his Light Cup Championship against Azurine Vebbins, Taylor Geisler and newcomer Szymon Kieran Ross in a CruiserClash four way battle main event! I can't wait for that on the next episode of CruiserClash!The crowd cheers! Billy: Wow, that's big international flavor for CruiserClash!Joey Bunga: The race is on to improve the ratings and bring you the best and thats what I'm going to do right here on CBS!Bunga salutes like a chode, ya know like someone who wears chode jeans, fuckin' junk. Chris Avery: I can't wait to see that! I'm a huge fan for sure!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 15:08:37 GMT -5
Ohhhh shoot, check this out!
“When Doves Cry,” hits the PA system. Billy: The 201 Champion, Zombie McMorris is here! Chris Avery: No, it’s Buddy Roman!
Buddy Roman comes out on stage and walks to the ramp. Billy: Buddy Roman with the 201 Championship on his shoulder. I wonder what he wants, Chris. Chris Avery: With him, it could be anything.Buddy Roman makes his way to the ring, stopping by the timekeeper to get a microphone. He thanks her with sincerity and enters the ring. Buddy Roman: Ladies and gentlemen… My name s Buddy Roman. I am the advocate for my client, the reigning.. DE-FENDING … UNDISPUTED TAH - TAH TWO HUNDRED AND ONE POUNDS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD… THE KING OF THE CRUISER WEIGHTS… THE LEADER THE CW RANGERS… THE IMMORTAL COKED UP MADMAN… THAT EVIL INCARNATE HIS DAMN SELF…. ZOMBIEEE…. MCMORRISS!!
Crowd: Truss Us! Buddy Roman: Trust us, that's right! Trust us indeed. We are here on Choas, a very special show before .. ( Buddy Wreches in disgust ) Havoc. Havoc was a dirty and disgusting word. The only thing Havoc related is to watch a bunch of undeserving try-hards bit and bide. To jockey and jostle. To tussle and Wrestle … for nothing. I cannot wait for the Battlebowl winner, that whiny bitch, Carter Shaw, tell you all and lie to your faces that he’s next in line - or worse yet, Isabelle Madeline Hope, her sister's daughter, indeed - not mine. But that is why we are out here folks. While she was losing and disgracing the CW Championship, My client, the GREEN RANGER was out winning and capturing this!Buddy holds up the 201 championship. Buddy Roman: My client became the two-time 201 champion. He became the undisputed king of the cruiserweights. The best in the world to ever do it. But then Isabelle Marie-lynn Hope had to go and lose the CW title because she was AFRAID of your fearless leader. So now, there is a little bit of a dispute. Is Zombie McMorris your champion or is Serenity Holmes? These questions are an unfortunate reality- for Serenity Holmes. For WE know only one Champion. For WE know only one leader. For WE know only one REIGNING… DEFENDING… UNDISPUTED… CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION..
.. and that ladies and gentlemen is the problem. Serenity, Holmes, YOU have a problem. ALL of these CW Rangers are your collective problem. You have what they covet; the CW Championship. That is something that THEY ALL made. That is something that no one took pride in nor paid attention to until MY CLIENT came back from the jaws of purgatory, ascended to Mount Crumpet, and made Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Division the MUST SEE. That is why, with dragon dagger in hand and this 201 championship seal on the shoulder, WE are going to take back the Cruiserweight championship and be what all of you in this arena and all of you at home know in your hearts to be true. Serenity Holmes, my dear, prepare yourself because my client will be coming for you soon enough.
TRUST US!Billy: Buddy Roman, laying down the challenge on behalf of his client. ZMAC wants to unify the belts. He doesn't want any pretenders to his throne.Chris Avery: It's a dangerous situation to be in but an exciting one as well. The Cruiserweights have two champions. It may not be the worst problem to have but we’re gonna have to wait and see.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 15:10:38 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 15:13:48 GMT -5
Backstage!
The wrestling fans of Cleveland pop as the camera pans over the crowd. The show cuts to the back to reveal the 7-foot, 400-pound TV Champion, The Sitcom. He is sitting in his locker room, polishing his title while his manager, Johnny “Money Bags” Beckman, paces back and forth. Johnny: It’s time to strike while the iron is hot.The Sitcom: Oh, no thanks, I know you used to like to iron your tights before a match, but it’s not for me.Johnny: I am talking about building upon your recent success.The Sitcom: Oh, I already took care of that, I created myself a new nickname.Johnny: You did?The Sitcom: You’ve heard of the term, the Giant Killer, right?Johnny: Yes. The Sitcom: And I’ve beaten Ellie Austin, Niobe Martin, and Jessie Lee, all women, right?Johnny: Yes.The Sitcom: So, I flipped the term to give myself a new nickname...The Lady Killer!Johnny: At best that nickname makes you sound like a misogynistic man-whore from the South. The Sitcom: And at worst? Johnny: A psycho who murders women.The Sitcom: Okay, maybe I need to re-workshop that idea.Johnny: Just let me do the thinking.The Sitcom: When do I thank Doc for helping me keep my belt?Johnny: You focus on destroying RBD, I’ll take care of the rest.The Sitcom shrugs his shoulders as Johnny goes back to pacing. Billy: Seems to me, The Sitcom might have a moral compass.Chris Avery: Yes, and it’s pointed due South if he doesn’t begin to listen to Johnny.Billy: He did benefit from Doc’s help during his last title defense. Chris Avery: And a true champion doesn’t even begin to recognize that.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 15:25:31 GMT -5
Robby Bigg Dick vs. The Sitcom(c)
RBD paces around the ring. Billy: Welcome back to Chaos and its time for a TV title match!"Welcome Back Kotter" by John Sebastian begins to play over the sea of fans. The video feed begins fade to nothing but static. By the time the video feed comes back to live action we see Johnny "Money Bags" Beckman leading the The Sitcom towards the ring. Fans reach out for high fives from the big man, but he is only focused on the ring. Meanwhile, Johnny is swatting away the fan's arms, while pointing at the ring in order to keep his monster focused on the match coming up. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring....from Hollywood, California, weighing in at extreme 400 pounds, and an impressive 7 feet tall...he is The Sitcom. Johnny enters the ring first, giving himself a chance to bask in the spotlight as boos rain down upon him from the crowd. Meanwhile, the fans actually cheer The Sitcom but he shows no appreciation as he climbs the metal staircase, steps over the top rope, and slowly finds a ring corner. The ref checks him for foreign objects as he slowly leans against a turnbuckle. Johnny then pulls the ref aside to make sure The Sitcom gets every advantage possible. Finally the Ref gets Johnny ringside and the show is able to move on. Billy: Here we go!DING DING DING Sitcom goes for a running splash in the corner but RBD moves out of the way and Sitcom splashes the turnbuckles! RBD rolls his big ass up! One! Two! Sitcom kicks out! RBD gets to his feet first and hits a backstabber! Billy: What a backstabber!RBD pins! one! Beckman pulls RBD off from the outside! Chris Avery: Whoa! RBD gets up and flips off Beckman and Sitcom is getting up! The official turns to Sitcom as Beckman jumps up and forearms the back of RBD! Billy: Oh come on!RBD stumbles forward and Sitcom runs and hits a huge crossbody just splashing RBD down! Chris Avery: Sitcom takes control, just like that!RBD stumbles up and Sitcom hits a CHOKESLAM! Billy:The Season Finale!!One! Two! Three! Chris Avery: And Sitcom retains the Television Championship!Billy: Sitcom retains, and whats this?!Johnny Beckman climbs into the ring with the TV title in one hand and a microphone in the other. Billy: It looks like Johnny has something to say.Chris Avery: Can I just say how much I respect Johnny Beckman? He’s smart, he’s cleaver, he’s truly Sitcom’s savior.The Sitcom takes his title...and the mic. The Sitcom: I just want to say, to Doc Holiday, thank you for your help-Johnny rips the microphone away from the champ’s mouth. Johnny: Oh, Haha, another funny joke from Action Wrestling’s newest funny man.Billy: It sounded like a genuine thank you to me.Chris Avery: If Johnny Beckman says it’s a joke, it’s a joke. Johnny: The only thing we have to say to Doc Holiday is How Dare You Interfere with MY BUSINESS!!!Billy: Doesn’t he mean “our” business?Chris Avery: Can you just let the man speak?!Johnny: Who was the man who wasn’t just another steppingstone for Ellie Austin? THE SITCOM! Who Ended Ellie’s rise to the Top? THE SITCOM! Who was the giant who crushed Niobe so many times she’s reconsidering her life choices? THE SITCOM!! Who manipulated Doc Holiday into helping him embarrass Jessie Lee? THE SITCOM!!!Billy: That’s not exactly the truth. Chris Avery: Johnny is just doing what any good manager does, hyping his wrestler!Johnny: Who is the monster this roster has been needing? THE SITCOM! Who is the hottest rising star in this business? THE SITCOM!! Who has ever main eventer worried about losing their name on the marquee? THE SITCOM!!!The crowd is beginning to boo Johnny’s tirade. Johnny: SHUT UP AND LISTEN!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!And with that, the Boos really reign down on Johnny and The Sitcom. Johnny: Who is SEVEN FEET TALL?! Who is FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS?!! Who is going to End the Career of ALL YOUR Favorite Wrestlers?!!!...THE SITCOM!!!Billy: The Sitcom doesn’t appear to be too happy with what his manager is saying. Chris Avery: He is just in awe of the path Johnny is creating for him.Johnny: Based on the reaction of all you morons, I can tell you have no idea what The Sitcom’s potential is; he is beast who fears no number of challengers, he is a warrior who is on a quest for greatness...and that is why The Sitcom’s next Television Title defense is going to be a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!The crowd pops for this news; while The Sitcom appears upset and confused by his manager’s declaration. Suddenly, Alexander Pasternak comes walking out from the back with a mic in his hands. Alexander Pasternak: Johnny, I love the passion you have for your guy. But even more than that...I Love Your Idea! Sitcom’s next TV Title defense will be a Triple Threat Match!The crowd pops for the confirmation. Johnny: You’re Welcome for the idea Mr. Pasternak.Alexander Pasternak: Whoa now, just to be clear, I’m not granting your wish as a favor...I’m doing it as a punishment. For in my opinion, the only reason The Sitcom is still the Television Champ is because of what Doc Holiday did to Jessie Lee! The Sitcom owes the TV title’s legacy, and most importantly the Action Wrestling fans, a true triple threat victory!The crowd cheers! Alexander Pasternak: But I also want this to be known...Johnny, if you hadn't come out here and ranted about your version of the truth and made your little proclamation about a triple threat match, Sitcom’s next TV title defense would have just been a one-on-one match up...So I guess he’s the own who owes you a thank you.The Sitcom is now visibly upset with Johnny, who in return is trying to calm down his client. Meanwhile the crowd is cheering Pasternak’s words. Billy: The Sitcom does not seem on board with Johnny at all right now.Chris Avery: I have no doubt this is just want Johnny wants, look at the anger he’s brought out in the big man! Billy: Seems to me Johnny is playing with fire.Chris Avery: And it seems to me, The Sitcom is about to go on a hot streak.The show fades to a commercial break as The Sitcom and Johnny are still conversing back and forth in the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 16:42:36 GMT -5
STILL TO COME!
HALL OF FAMER DONALD D-DAY DERUTY!
DONT GO ANYWHERE!
THE MAIN EVENT OF 2023 BATTLEBOWL WINNER CARTER SHAW TAKES ON MASON JONES! WHEN WE COME BACK!
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 17:35:40 GMT -5
Raja Returns!
Raja steps through the curtain and walks to a spot at the top of the ramp. The crowd boos as he slowly raises his hands palms up to just above his head. He turns his head to the left and then back towards the ring and heads down the ramp..
Adilene Floyd: Please welcome.. From the Tripura, India, weighing 245 pounds, RAJA!
Raja steps up the steel steps and heads through the ropes and steps into the ring. He goes right to the turnbuckles and lifts up his attire so he can stand clear and then stares out at the crowd who is booing him. He steps down off the turnbuckles and slips off the entrance attire and folds it in half and sets it outside of the ring.
Billy: Raja, the cousin of Hajeet is back! He was gone for a few weeks!
Chris Avery: Debuted at Battlefield and then we haven't seen him since!Raja grabs a microphone as the crowd continues to boo. Raja: Shut up, I have something to say!
The crowd boos.
Raja: I was suspended by AW management after Battlefield for what you dumb Americans call .. P.E.Ds.
The crowd boos.
Billy: Oh? That's.. Well, that doesn't shock me!
Chris Avery: Strict rules here in AW, he should have known!
Raja: Well, I'm back and I don't need the gas and I have a odd feeling that someone was up to this. I think someone let the cat out of the bag, I think someone told my dirty, little secret to AW Management!
The crowd boos.
Raja: Mhm. I'm not stupid, like you fat cows! I'm not moronic like you're dumb mothers and fathers who birthed your fatasses! NO! I am smart, and I know who was at the bottom of this!
The crowd continues to boo him cause he just keeps talking.
Raja: One man to blame for me being suspended.. and it was that dirty, egotistical, stupid Hajeet!
The crowd pops for Hajeet!
Billy: What? Come on!
Chris Avery: Hajeet is AW legacy, bud! You watch your mouth!
Raja: MY COUSIN IS A JOKE! HAJEET IS A JOKE! YOU GUYS CHEER HIM CAUSE HE IS STUPID AND A JOKE! YOU LAUGH AT HIM! YOU DON'T LOVE HIM!
The crowd boos.
Raja: YOU LOVE HAJEET?!
The crowd pops!
Raja: SHUT UP, YOU'RE DUMB JUST LIKE HIM!
The crowd boooos.
Billy: Come on! Hajeet isn't even on the roster anymore!
Raja: I know Hajeet is Royal Prince of Tripura now and he has no time for me or AW, but I know he stooged me off and told my secret, so I want to see Hajeet face to face! I'm inviting him, come to Clash, Hajeet. You want to be big man? You want to be big shot? You want to do stuff behind my back? Why don't you see me face to face inside this ring and we handle it like real men. I want you to admit what you did! You were behind my suspension, and I want you to admit it to my face!
The crowd is still booing.
Raja: I'll be waiting, Royal Prince! We're family, right? Better not break the family apart!
Raja drops the microphone and lifts both hands slowly over his head while he begins a prayer and his music hits.
Billy: Strong accusation from Raja!
Chris Avery: If Hajeet did it or didn't do it, he was clearly just wanting his cousin protected and taken care of! He probably didn't mean any harm!
Billy: So far, from what we've seen from Raja, he's not exactly friendly or nice like Hajeet!
Chris Avery: You sure do have that right!
We fade to a commercial as Raja is walking up the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 18:07:15 GMT -5
2023 Hall of Fame!
Billy: Welcome back to Chaos and we're live on CBS and you hear that drum roll!!Chris Avery: Hell yeah! Lets find out 2 of the 4 names going into the 2023 Class Hall of Fame!Billy: I can't wait! Lets see who is going in next month at Evolution weekend!Drum roll. Billy: Ohhh yeah!! Kyle Kemp! If you're looking for a Championship superstar, look no further than Kemp!Chris Avery: He ended the quickest Championship reign in AW history by defeating Dandy in less than a few minutes!Billy: He started the Following which had Odin Balfore in it and then had Chase Jackson, CJ Phoenix, Wesley and Dandy! Chris Avery: Easily one of the most successful stables ever in AW history, and Kyle Kemp was behind it all!Billy: Grand Slam Champion is correct too! Remember when he won the belt as Grayson Ward but no one knew it was him under the mask! What a cult leader, amirite?!Chris Avery: Absolutely, Kyle Kemp whether it was WCF to AW, he was a superstar that was statistically-speaking.. was odds on favorite to win! Congratulations to Kyle Kemp!Billy: Can't wait to see him again next month! I love it! Who else is entering in?!Drum roll. Billy: SHITFIRE!!
Chris Avery: Wait, what?
Billy: OHHH HELL YEAH!! OHHHH YEAH!!
Chris Avery: I, uh, what?
Billy: CHRIS!! You'RE IN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
Chris Avery: I'm.. speechless.
Billy: YOU WERE TRAINED AND BROUGHT IN 15 YEARS AGO BY TORTURE!! THE SON OF CHICAGO!! CHRIS AVERY IS IN THE HALL OF FAME!!
Chris Avery: I..
His jaw is left wide open as Billy is standing up marking out. The crowd is going crazy.
Billy: MY FRIEND IS IN!! HELL YEAH!! SHITFIRE!! I LOVE THIS!! CHRIS.. YOU'RE A HALL OF FAMER!!
Chris Avery: I have no words.
Billy: TONIGHT IS CHAOS!! TONIGHT IS AWESOME!!
Chris Avery: I..
He still can't believe it as the crowd chants AVE-RY! AVE-RY! AVE-RY!
Billy: AVE-RY! AVE-RY!! HELL YEAH CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!!
Billy leans on him as Chris is taking it all in and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 22:25:31 GMT -5
Main Event Mason Jones vs. Carter Shaw
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash, I'm Billy and here with me is HALL OF FAMER Chris Avery!Chris Avery: Oh my gosh, yes, thank you.Billy: Sorry bub, I'm just excited!Jones is in the corner cracking his neck as Price is giving him pointers! Billy: Main event time!A guitar swell takes over the P.A. as the word "SHAW" flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself. Green strobe lights electrify the entrance stage as Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain with his head dropped, a hoodie pulled up over it. He stands still at the top of the ramp, the cheerss coming loudly from the crowd, as he slowly lifts his eyes up to meet the crowd, followed by removing the hood from his head. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts...weighing in at 235 pounds, CARTEERRR SSHHAAAAAAAW!He slowly turns in a 360, showing the "NEVER ZERO" slogan across the front of the hooded sweatshirt, along with the words "Saint Shaw" across the back. He bursts out from the stage with a momentary gritting of the teeth before yelling out some words to the nearby fans. He stops halfway down the ramp, his piercing blue eyes look out over the crowd as he pans from left to right before continuing forward, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He walks in a circle along the ropes before hopping up to a middle turnbuckle, outstretching his arms with open palms. He lets his body slowly fall backwards before dropping to his feet. He removes the hoodie, tossing it to ringside, before again yelling out to the crowd with his arms held out wide, pumping everybody up. DING DING DING! Jones and Shaw tie up as Jones takes advantage and bulldogs Shaw down to the mat but Shaw lifts him back up and tosses him into the turnbuckles! Jones bounces back and Shaw hits a german suplex! Billy: What a German!Jones rolls out of the ring as Price catches up with him. They regroup and Jones rolls back in and Shaw and Jones tie up and Jones shoots Shaw off to the ropes but Shaw bounces back into a Cody-Cutter! Jones eats it! Billy: OH DAMN! Chris Avery: THAT WAS SWIFT!Price gets on the apron as Shaw hits a running forearm knocking him off! Billy: Bye bye Price!Shaw gets on the apron and springboards in WITH THE AUTOGRAPH!! Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: AUTOGRAPH! HE COVERS!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: And the 2023 Battlebowl winner is victorious here tonight!Chris Avery: And listen to this crowd, they have Shaw’s back heading into Havoc.Shaw celebrates quickly with a referee raise of the hand, before he requests a microphone from ringside. His music plays, but only for 20 seconds as Shaw begins to talk. Carter Shaw: Havoc Rumble right around the corner, dozens of men and women training for the same match, there ain’t nothin’ like it, am I right?!The crowd cheers in agreeance. Carter Shaw: This year, I’ve got the nice little advantage of being the very last entrant. And I know what everyone thinks, it’s what I’m thinking too…”That hasn’t led to victory for anybody”. That’s true. It’s one thing to have an advantage and it’s an entire other thing to TAKE ADVANTAGE of that advantage. Last year? Spencer Adams had that advantage, and who won Havoc again?...Shaw slowly points at himself as the crowd cheers despite Shaw’s snakey smirk. Carter Shaw: I don’t hold all the cards with the final entry, but I do hold one more card then the rest of the field. And if I’ve proven ANYthing over the last 3 years, it’s that Carter Shaw…takes advantage…of an advantage. I’m GOING to win Havoc Rumble for the second year in a row. I’m GOING to main event Evolution for the 3rd year in a row. And if that sounds like a bit of a monopoly, I’m ok with that because despite all I’ve accomplished so far…I still don’t get the respect I deserve. And I’m ok with THAT as well, because I don’t get complacent. I’m not hanging my hat on anything that I’ve ‘done’, all I do is get READY to hang my hat on what I’m GOING to do.Shaw pauses, walking a full circle of the ring, looking at the ropes and the mat below. Carter Shaw: In one week, I will be the last man standing once again, because clearly I have to keep proving myself over and over. But becoming the first 2-time Havoc winner? Yeah, good luck doubting me ANYMORE. And I’m not just gonna do it for me…I’m not just gonna do it for the Saint Shaw World Tour…I’m gonna do it for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!Loud cheers in response Carter Shaw: Because you KNOW that I can be the person to END the ‘investment’ that is Jill Park and once again give the AW World Championship the platform it deserves! Shaw tosses the microphone and throws his arms up as his music hits on cue once again, the Havoc final entrant leaving the ring and slapping the hands of fans on his way out. Billy: A very confident final entrant we have this year, huh Chris?Chris Avery: He said it best, Billy. Having ‘an advantage’ is one thing. But ‘taking advantage of an advantage’? Sounds like Shaw’s lookin’ to make history in more ways than one!
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Post by Action Reel on May 8, 2023 23:38:28 GMT -5
The Messenger and The Warning
Billy: Welcome back to Chao-The lights go out as a figure slides into the ring and it's Marshall. He's yelling out and for some reason his audio is picked up over the speakers. "He's here. He's here."Just then the ActionTron lights up and we're shown celebratory pictures of D-Day The crowd cheers. Then a VERY familiar voice is heard over these pictures. "Donald Deruty can not be here tonight."The crowd boos. "Donald Deruty can not be here .. any night."The crowd boos but is also confused. We go from flipping videos and pictures of D-Day to a dark, dim-light foggy field of some sort. We hear that familiar voice again. "On June 12th of 2022.. Donald Deruty, along with his brother Allen-Slickie T and their lab created monster.. were killed dead in the back of a tractor trailer."The crowd gasps. Billy: what did he say? Chris Avery: I think he said dead.The camera pans over two tombstones in an unknown field and we see their names on them. The crowd gasps, groans, and gets sad. The familiar voice continues. "I tried helping Donald Deruty last year. I wanted whats best for him. I tried to show him the light. He wanted to stay in the darkness. He met his fate."The camera continues to pan around the field that's behind a huge warehouse we've seen before in promos and roleplays. "I tried showing you all the light. I told you the leaders of this place were corrupt. They were evil. They saw greed and never looked back but did you believe me? I had to sit back and let the train fall off the rails while I had my messenger deliver the news to you week in and week out but did you hear him?""It fell on deaf ears."The figure walks behind the tombstones now as the camera comes back and he runs his finger across the top of them while standing between them. "For many of you Evolution is your endgame. For me? Evolution is mine."The figure steps from the shadow and comes to the camera just as the ActionTron fades to black. We come back to the live dark arena where the ActionTron is glitching out and showing green colored white noise. Finally it all goes dark and a bright green spotlight shines through the curtain towards the camera. The figure walks forward into the light as the Messenger; Marshall comes into frame and kneels down next to him. The spotlight from behind fades out and a spotlight from overhead shines and we see it's Bozo standing next to Marshall. The crowd reacts insanely loud. Bozo looks directly into the camera with smeared hand-crafted makeup and face paint. "The eater is here."Bozo begins to laugh as the graphic shows up. Chaos goes off the air.
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