Post by Karlie Nash on May 5, 2023 0:51:41 GMT -5
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The screen slowly fades into Jade Reilly.
Jade: Welcome to this special interview , I’m coming to you from the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church with this special interview with its leader and Action Wrestling superstar Karlie Nash. Glad you invited me.
Karlie: Yeah, it's always nice to speak outside of a wrestling environment.
Jade: Let’s talk first about your most recent success winning the world hockey championships, after a few second place finishes Team USA came out on top, who did you feel that especially after you scored a hat trick in the win.
Karlie: It’s always great to beat the arrogant Canadians and even better to do it in front of their fans, we got sick of hearing Sarah Nurse this, Marie Phillipe Poulin that, so motivating ourselves wasn’t that hard, we ran them out of the rink in the final and it felt damn good.
Jade: I’m sure it was, now let's talk about your recent return to Action wrestling, and your last match, the match with Zara where after the match Spayde Martinez made her return and she and Zara beat you down, you mentioned after the show you had no intention of seeking retaliation against them, have you changed your mind on that.
Karlie: I haven’t, and I know everyone was expecting a Red, White, and Bruised reunion to take them on, but that isn’t going to happen, Nikola is happily living her life with Tom Brady and has zero intentions of returning to wrestling anytime soon.
Jade: The Havoc rumble is around the corner, and your name wasn’t among the confirmed entrants, could we see you as a surprise entrant.
Karlie: No, one of the concessions I made to return was I was exempt from the Havoc rumble, and I’m okay with that.
Jade: we know the confirmed field, who do see as the favorite.
Karlie: Havoc rumbles are unpredictable, so you never know who might win, you never know maybe Tatiana pisses in the cornflakes of Torture, and Jill Park and wins the whole thing.
Jade: That would be something. Anyway hopefully we will see you this Monday in Cleveland and later at the Havoc rumble in Los Angeles.
Karlie: Honestly I might use the clause in my contract to not appear in Cleveland, because what sane person what’s to go to Cleveland, as for the havoc rumble I may go even though I find Los Angeles a little too busy and quite immoral to be honest, or I might just stay here at the compound and have a viewing of the Rumble for my congregation.
Jade: About that people have noticed that you changed your style up by wearing suits, as opposed to your normal jeans and t-shirt, and everyone has been talking about your recent naming of disciples, tell us about that.
Karlie: I know everyone is wondering about that, well my disciple will spread the gospel of the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church, my gospel, Jade, the world has forgotten the power of god’s word and his teachings, and through my gospel and teachings the world will once again know the power of god. Lisa, Dwayne, and Kylie will use their celebrity and influence to spread our word, and others will follow Jade. Soon my disciples will be complete and my gospel will heal the masses.
Jeremiah: 33:6 Behold, I will bring to it health and healing, and I will heal them and reveal to them abundance of prosperity and security.
Jade: Well that’s all the time we have for now, I’m Jade Reilly for Action Wrestling, and I’ll see you later.
Two.
One.
The screen slowly fades into Jade Reilly.
Jade: Welcome to this special interview , I’m coming to you from the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church with this special interview with its leader and Action Wrestling superstar Karlie Nash. Glad you invited me.
Karlie: Yeah, it's always nice to speak outside of a wrestling environment.
Jade: Let’s talk first about your most recent success winning the world hockey championships, after a few second place finishes Team USA came out on top, who did you feel that especially after you scored a hat trick in the win.
Karlie: It’s always great to beat the arrogant Canadians and even better to do it in front of their fans, we got sick of hearing Sarah Nurse this, Marie Phillipe Poulin that, so motivating ourselves wasn’t that hard, we ran them out of the rink in the final and it felt damn good.
Jade: I’m sure it was, now let's talk about your recent return to Action wrestling, and your last match, the match with Zara where after the match Spayde Martinez made her return and she and Zara beat you down, you mentioned after the show you had no intention of seeking retaliation against them, have you changed your mind on that.
Karlie: I haven’t, and I know everyone was expecting a Red, White, and Bruised reunion to take them on, but that isn’t going to happen, Nikola is happily living her life with Tom Brady and has zero intentions of returning to wrestling anytime soon.
Jade: The Havoc rumble is around the corner, and your name wasn’t among the confirmed entrants, could we see you as a surprise entrant.
Karlie: No, one of the concessions I made to return was I was exempt from the Havoc rumble, and I’m okay with that.
Jade: we know the confirmed field, who do see as the favorite.
Karlie: Havoc rumbles are unpredictable, so you never know who might win, you never know maybe Tatiana pisses in the cornflakes of Torture, and Jill Park and wins the whole thing.
Jade: That would be something. Anyway hopefully we will see you this Monday in Cleveland and later at the Havoc rumble in Los Angeles.
Karlie: Honestly I might use the clause in my contract to not appear in Cleveland, because what sane person what’s to go to Cleveland, as for the havoc rumble I may go even though I find Los Angeles a little too busy and quite immoral to be honest, or I might just stay here at the compound and have a viewing of the Rumble for my congregation.
Jade: About that people have noticed that you changed your style up by wearing suits, as opposed to your normal jeans and t-shirt, and everyone has been talking about your recent naming of disciples, tell us about that.
Karlie: I know everyone is wondering about that, well my disciple will spread the gospel of the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church, my gospel, Jade, the world has forgotten the power of god’s word and his teachings, and through my gospel and teachings the world will once again know the power of god. Lisa, Dwayne, and Kylie will use their celebrity and influence to spread our word, and others will follow Jade. Soon my disciples will be complete and my gospel will heal the masses.
Jeremiah: 33:6 Behold, I will bring to it health and healing, and I will heal them and reveal to them abundance of prosperity and security.
Jade: Well that’s all the time we have for now, I’m Jade Reilly for Action Wrestling, and I’ll see you later.