Post by Karlie Nash on Apr 23, 2023 3:10:12 GMT -5
Again we find the congregation in the large where the table sits in the middle, sitting in the middle is church leader Karlie Nash, to her right sits her second in command Lisa Ann.
Karlie: Tonight we are gathered here for the official welcoming ceremony for the next two who have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, please step forward.
The first to step forward is former wrestler and current mega movie star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Karlie: Dwayne you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread to word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Dwayne: I do.
Karlie: Then come and take your place at the table.
Dwayne walks around the table and winks at Lisa, who smiles back, Dwayne then sits at the table.
Karlie motions with her hand.
Karlie: Step forward.
Stepping forward is reality star Kylie Jenner.
Karlie: Kylie you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread to word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Kylie: I do.
Karlie: Then come forward and take your place at the table.
Kylie saunters around the table, Karlie checks her out as she walks past and takes her place at the table.
Karlie: Let us pray.
And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” Amen.
Karlie: Now brothers and sisters go spread his word.
Karlie: Tonight we are gathered here for the official welcoming ceremony for the next two who have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, please step forward.
The first to step forward is former wrestler and current mega movie star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Karlie: Dwayne you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread to word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Dwayne: I do.
Karlie: Then come and take your place at the table.
Dwayne walks around the table and winks at Lisa, who smiles back, Dwayne then sits at the table.
Karlie motions with her hand.
Karlie: Step forward.
Stepping forward is reality star Kylie Jenner.
Karlie: Kylie you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread to word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Kylie: I do.
Karlie: Then come forward and take your place at the table.
Kylie saunters around the table, Karlie checks her out as she walks past and takes her place at the table.
Karlie: Let us pray.
And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” Amen.
Karlie: Now brothers and sisters go spread his word.