Serenity Holmes vs. Lissie Hope(c)
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and folks its time for our wild back to back main events!Lexi Stone: Lissie defends BOTH of her Championships against Serenity in back to back matches! This first one? It's for the Womens title!"Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat immediately explodes from the arena's surrounding systems, sparking a positive reaction from the audience. The bass and repeated opening lyrics synchronize with the lights flashing around the venue's interior, leading to Serenity Holmes sprinting from the backstage area to center stage, where the fans of the Action Wrestling universe greet her. She stands center stage before taking off her hat and throwing it into the fans for amusement until looking down the entrance path, where she takes off into a run for the mere moment of interactions on her fast-paced run to the ring.
Ethan Miller: "Introducing on her way to the ring! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at 127 pounds. She is "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!"
Serenity slides under the bottom rope before unloading onto her feet, where she quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle of an unoccupied corner to greet the fans at ringside. She flips her hair and throws up a peace sign with her tongue hanging out while winking at the camera. Serenity hops down and lands on her feet before running around the ring to show love to every possible fan in the atmosphere before staying in her designated corner, waiting for the next moment.
Jimmy Garcia: Ohhh it's about to get ON!!The thumping synths of “Her” by Megan Thee Stallion reverberates through the arena, as Megan’s voiceover comes over the speakers and the booming bass shakes the seats underneath each audience member. They rise to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of Action Wrestling’s CBS Champion, "#HumanHitStick" Lissie Hope!
“I don't care if these bitches don't like me
'Cause, like, I'm pretty as fuck, hahahaha”
The crowd jumps out of their seats as Megan raps the first verse, and the anticipation is growing, and the cheers start to crescendo as it remixes into the chorus.
“I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her
She, she, she, she, she, she, she”
Finally, the curtains spread and Lissie Hope emerges at the top of the entrance stage, standing for a moment and appreciating all of the cheers being levied in her direction. The CBS Championship glitters with the spotlights.
“I ain't scared of shit, man or bitch
To everybody hating, y'all can suck this clit”
She notices signs of support in the front rows, and she acknowledges those young fans with high-fives. She sprints down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope. She bounces to her feet and raises her arms to the crowd.
“I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her
She, she, she, she, she, she, she”
Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen... standing 5'5" and weighing 147 pounds… SHE IS “THE DREAMER”… SHE IS "THE HUMAN HIT STICK"... SHE IS FORMER TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION… SHE IS… "HER"!
The fans roar with the introduction!
Ethan Miller: SHE IS LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE!
She enters the ring wearing a long black leather overcoat. She removes it, revealing a black leather boustier with embedded diamond studs. She has on black leather shorts connected to leather stirrups around her thighs. Leather knee-high boots complete the look. She hands her belt and coat over the ropes to the timekeeper, before climbing the corner to acknowledge the fans. The song fades to a hush and she awaits the opening bell.
They both stand in the ring as the official holds up the Womens Championship!
Jimmy Garcia: You can feel it in here! This is a BIG FIGHT FEEL!!Lexi Stone: And remember, they will go RIGHT into their second match no matter what happens here! No matter who wins this, they go RIGHT into the Cruiserweight Championship match main event!Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!!DING DING DING
Lissie and Serenity come together in the middle of the ring and they both just smirk as Serenity hits a right hand! Another right hand! She goes for a forearm but Lissie blocks it with both fists and knees Serenity in the gut! She hits a kick to the midsection right after and goes for a clothesline but Serenity ducks and lets Lissie bounce off the ropes and Lissie is hit with a back body drop in the middle of the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Big time air time!Lissie gets back to her feet and Serenity hits a dropkick sending Lissie through the ropes to the apron and she falls off down to the mats. She stands up with the help of the announcers table and turns around as Serenity is full speed charging across the ring and she jumps to the middle rope but Lissie walks off out of the way and Serenity moonsaults back into the ring and lands on her feet!
Lexi Stone: Whoa! What a leap from Serenity and Lissie with the high-IQ presence!Lissie slides back in and Serenity goes for a jumping spin kick but Lissie ducks and she turns around and Hope hits a kick to the midsection! She hits a snap suplex on Serenity! A whiplash on Serenity as she rolls back to her feet and Lissie hits a running boot to the head of Serenity knocking her back through the middle ropes down to the apron and crashing to the outside!
Lexi Stone: Serenity is right here in front of us!Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE IS FULL SPEED!!Lissie is charging across the ring but Serenity slides in and Lissie front flips over the ropes and lands on the apron and taunts!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH WHOA!!Lissie backflips over the ropes and catches the head of Serenity who tried to sneak up behind her and Lissie hits a leg scissor takedown across the ring!!
Lexi Stone: OHH MY GOD!!The crowd all stands up as Serenity gets to her feet and Lissie leaps into the air AND HITS A PICTURE PERFECT HURRICANRANA WITH A PIN!!
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!!ONE!!
TWO!!
Th-
SERENITY KICKS OUT!
Lexi Stone: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT FROM LISSIE! THAT WAS AWESOME!!Jimmy Garcia: BIG TIME FIGHTS! BIG TIME MAIN EVENT! LISSIE IS SHOWING UP AND SHOWING OUT!!Serenity is up in the corner and Lissie hits a helluva kick in the corner and then turns 180 grabbing Serenity and hits a overhead belly to belly suplex crashing Serenity into the corner turnbuckles!
Jimmy Garcia: Whoooaa!Lexi Stone: This is nuts!Serenity is picked up and Lissie hits a back suplex and sets her up for the corner move. Lissie goes to the turnbuckle and climbs up and is going for a splash but Serenity is up and slaps Lissie across the face! Serenity climbs up and goes for a huge super plex but Lissie blocks it! Serenity is shoved off the turnbuckles and she stumbles down to her feet/knees. Lissie stands back up but Serenity jumps up to the middle turnbuckle and then stands up on the top rope with Lissie..
Jimmy Garcia: OHH GOD THEY'RE BOTH UP THERE!LISSIE HOLDS STILL AND SERENITY LEAPS UP AND CLUTCHES HER LEGS AROUND LISSIES HEAD AND FLIPS HER OFF WITH A HUUUUUGGEEEE TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA!!
LISSIE FRONT FLIPS OVER-ROTATING AND LANDING ON HER STOMACH/FACE!!
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHITIITITIITIITLexi Stone: OH MY GOD SHE KILLED HER!!LISSIE STUMBLES RIGHT BACK UP AS SERENITY HOLDS HER LEGS AND KNEES AND TURNS AROUND AND CHARGES AT LISSIE WITH A SPEAR TO LISSIE TO HER BACK!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A CREATIVE SPEAR!! SERENITY HOLMES HAS IT!LISSIE IS OUT AND SERENITY TURNS HER OVER!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THRE-
NOOOOO
Jimmy Garcia: NOOO ITS NOT OVER!! SERENITY ALMOST HAD IT!Lexi Stone: WHAT A KICK OUT FROM THE DOUBLE CHAMPION!!Serenity can't believe it as Lissie stumbles up and Serenity picks her up on her shoulders and hits the samoan drop! Serenity stands back up and hits a shooting star press and pins!
Jimmy Garcia: SHOOTING STAR SAMOAN!ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-
Lexi Stone: AND LISSIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!Serenity can't believe it one more time as she backs herself to the ropes as Lissie is stirring to her feet. Serenity gets up to the middle turnbuckle and perchs up and leaps at Lissie but Lissie ducks and Serenity front flips and crashes onto the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: Swing and a miss!Serenity stumbles back up and turns around! Lissie hits the running BICYCLE KICK!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE BITCH KICK!! ITS IT!!Serenity tries to pull herself up and she stands up and Lissie hits the roundhouse kick to the head!!
SERENITY CRASHES DOWN AND LISSIE PINS!
Jimmy Garcia: ITS OVER!!ONE!!
TWO!!
TH-
SERENITY KICKS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS CROWD IS HALF AND HALF! BOTH OF THESE SUPERSTARS GETTING HUGE POPS WHEN THEY KICK OUT OF A PINFALL ATTEMPT!!Lissie grabs Serenity and picks her up. She throws her into the turnbuckles and Serenity bounces out and Lissie runs and grabs her by the head, climbs up the turnbuckles and hits a tornado DDT!!
Jimmy Garcia: TORNADO DDT!!Lissie stands back up and goes to the apron!
Lexi Stone: She's going back to the top rope!!Lissie climbs up to the top rope!
Lexi Stone: WHAT IS SHE GOING FOR HERE?!Lissie leaps off WITH THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!
SERENITY GETS THE KNEES UP!!
LISSIE CRASHES RIBCAGE FIRST!!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH MY GODD!!Lissie stumbles around and Serenity stands up and latches on from behind and hits a reverse frankensteiner!!
Lissie plants herself on her head and Serenity covers!
ONE!
TWO!
LISSIE HAS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHH ITS NOT OVER!!Lissie crawls to the corner and stands up and Serenity charges and hits a HUGEEEE running stinger Splash into the corner!! Lissie collapses into a seated position and Serenity is already bouncing off the opposite turnbuckles and hits a charging running knee to the corner!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! TRAPPED IN THE CORNER!!Lissie is pulled out of the corner and Serenity pins!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Three!
Jimmy Garcia: GOT HER!!Lexi Stone: NO!! NO!! THE REF SAYS TWO!!Lissie got a shoulder up just BARELY!!
Jimmy Garcia: This isn't over!! STILL!!Serenity waits for Lissie to get to her knees and she hits the ropes and goes for the YAKUZA KICK!!
Lexi Stone: LISSIE DUCKS!Serenity crashes and burns. Lissie stands up and kicks Serenity in the gut and brings her in!
Lexi Stone: CROWN OF THORNS!Serenity tries to break the hold but Lissie keeps it locked in and Serenity tries to lift Lissie up and they turn 90 degrees but come right back down to Lissie on her feet still in the hold and she jumps and hits the pedigree!
Jimmy Garcia: CROWN OF THORNS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!Lissie turns Serenity over and pins!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: WOOOOWWWW LISSIE IS STILL WOMENS CHAMPION!The crowd can't believe it as Serenity just lays there and Lissie sits up!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie Hope wins this match and is STILL Womens Champion!Lissie crawls back to the corner as the official continues checking on Serenity...
Lexi Stone: And now its time for the Cruiserweight Championship!Jimmy Garcia: GM Bunga just informed us we're staying commercial free too!Lexi Stone: I love it!! CBS and Bunga, awesome job!