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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 9:39:41 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: WELCOME TO CRUISERCLASH AND WE'RE KICKING THINGS INTO HIGH GEAR!! GOING RIGHT INTO OUR FIRST MATCH UP!
Punky vs Journeyman Phillips vs Teo Blaze
8 KALACAS - R2RITO hits and the crowd immediately stands on their feet popping out their chairs and rocking out! Punky comes through the curtain and walks to the top of the ramp with swag and confidence. Her tongue sliding out of her mouth as she looks to her left and right and flexes on her jacket pulling it off her shoulders almost in front of her. Ethan Miller: INTRODUCING FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY... PPPUUNNKKYYYY!!Punky poses both fists out in front of her as she has gold rings on her left hand and her right hand with brass knuckles that say PUNKY across them. She comes down the ramp as the crowd is head banging to the theme song! Punk gets to the bottom of the ramp and just runs into the ring, sliding underneath the bottom rope and rolling to her feet. She gets up by walking backwards to the hard cam, quickly spins around and flexes and pulls on her jacket again as the crowd marks out! She takes the jacket off and leaves it over the top rope as she backs into her own corner ready for the match to begin. Billy: And here’s Punky! She’s been having a bit of a losing streak lately, but tonight is a big chance to turn things around!'The Day is my Enemy' hits as a thin veil of smoke clouds the gorilla press. Journeyman Phillips emerges from behind the curtain, fist-pumping his chest as he makes his way to the ring. As he steps inside, he nods to the capacity crowd and heads to the nearest corner, where he uses the top rope to stretch, as he awaits the arrival of Teo Blaze as he eyes Punky from his corner. Chris Avery: And here is the veteran, Journeyman Phillips! He will be looking to bounce back after a tough loss to Jaice Wilds last week!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Billy: Teo Blaze is undoubtedly the favorite in this match tonight! He is hoping to climb back into contention for the Cruiserweight Championship!Chris Avery: This match is ready to begin!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. DING DING DINGTeo Blaze takes the immediate offensive and hits a running DDT on Punky. Punky rolls out of the ring, pissed off as Journeyman Phillips clotheslines Teo, sending him over the top rope! Punky is back up and runs at him and receives a hip toss. She’s quickly back up, ducks a big boot attempt from Journeyman Phillips and dives through the ropes, taking out Teo with a suicide dive! Billy: Damn! Punky is quick!Chris Avery: This match off to a hot start!Teo arches his back in pain and Journeyman Phillips plays to the crowd inside.Punky picks up Teo and rolls him into the ring and Journeyman Phillips stomps away at him before letting Teo get to his feet. He whips Teo across the ring and puts him down with a big kick. Journeyman Phillips turns around into a running leg lariat from Punky who was waiting and sizing him up! Billy: Wow! What a shot!Chris Avery: Big impact there!Teo Blaze is finally in the match as he hits an enziguri on Punky, knocking her to the mat. Teo dodges a clothesline from Journeyman Phillips and starts throwing haymakers at Phillips, backing him into the corner. He whips Phillips across the ring, but Phillips reverses it. Journeyman Phillips hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by Punky who hits a spearing takedown! Punky holds on for the pin. Billy: She might have him here!ONE!! No! Teo doesn’t even let it get much past a 1 count before he stops the pin. Chris Avery: I don’t think that pin break was even necessary, I doubt Journeyman Phillips was going down that fast!Teo Blaze stomps away at Punky, but Punky works her way to her feet. Teo whips Punky across the ring and catches her with a slingblade. He applies a single leg Boston crab, but Journeyman Phillips kicks him off of Punky. Journeyman Phillips grabs Teo and chokeslams him to the mat. He pulls Teo to his feet and executes a tiger suplex. Journeyman Phillips notices Punky this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Punky who slides under the ropes, but catches herself before she falls out. She gets to her feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Journeyman Phillips, but Phillips catches him! Billy: WHOA!! He just powered Punky up and powerbombed her to the mat! Journeyman Phillips is on fire!Chris Avery: This match is so damn good!Punky gets back to her feet and avoids an avalanche in the corner. She grabs Journeyman’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. Punky hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO!! Teo Blaze is back up and stops Punky from pinning Journeyman Phillips. Punky elbows Teo in the face as he goes to grab her from behind. Punky whips Teo across the ring and catches him for a powerslam. Punky hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! ONE TWO NO!! Journeyman Phillips stops the pin attempt. Journeyman Phillips knees Punky and tosses her through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Teo Blaze gets to his feet and Journeyman Phillips hits a Spear Billy: SPEAR to Teo Blaze!! Chris Avery: Phillips’ going for the pin! ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Punky slingshotted herself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Journeyman Phillips to break up the pin! Punky, Journeyman Phillips and Teo Blaze are down and out! Who can get up first?! Chris Avery: Whose going to take advantage!?Billy: This is anyones game!Punky is the first one to their feet, and she hits a kick to the head of Journeyman Phillips knocking him down and he rolls out of the ring. Teo Blaze is back up and hits a trio of chops to Punky knocking her towards the ropes. Teo whips her across the ring and Punky looks for a crossbody on the rebound, but Teo is able to catch her and slams her down! Teo hoists Punk up and drops her down with a brainbuster, before heading to the top rope! Billy: Teo heading to the top!Chris Avery: This could be his opportunity!Teo flies from the top rope with a picturesque 450 splash! He crashes hard onto the midsection of Punky, and hooks both legs! ONE!! TWO!! JOURNEYMAN PHILLIPS BREAKS IT UP!! Billy: Journeyman Phillips saves the match!Chris Avery: I think Teo had the match won if it hadn’t been for that intervention!Journeyman Phillips grabs Teo and hoists him quickly to his feet, but Teo knocks away his grip, and hits an enziguri taking down the veteran! Punky is up and grabs Teo in a rear waistlock and hits a german suplex--NO Teo landed on his feet! Punky unaware of this runs at Journeyman Phillips and hits a bicycle kick taking him down! Punky turns to see Teo charging towards her… BLAZING KNEE! Billy: BLAZING KNEE!Chris Avery: Punky is out!Journeyman Phillips struggles to his feet…Teo hits a BLAZING KNEE on him as well! Billy: And one for Phillips!Chris Avery: That’s gotta be it!Teo covers Journeyman Phillips! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Teo rolls off of Phillips as his music hits. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…TEO BLAZE!!Billy: Teo Blaze picks up the win tonight!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 9:40:03 GMT -5
Karlie Backstage!
Karlie is sitting on the bench in her locker room, reading her bible, footsteps are heard followed by a voice. Karlie, can I get a word with…… Karlie didn't look up, just raised her hand then one finger, when she finished reading she placed a bookmark in her bible, closed it and placed it on the bench, then motioned Jade over. Jade: We found out last week that you made several concessions to return to Action Wrestling, tonight you officially return to Cruiserclash in a tables match against Serenity Holmes, who has been on a crusade to hurt everyone woman on the roster until she gets a match with Women’s champion Lissie Hope, your thought on tonight. Karlie: Yes I have made concessions to return to cruiserclash, but those aren’t important, Jade what important is Serenity Holmes. Jade: What about Serenity? Karlie: She’s a lost soul, my heart hurts for her, she has lacked the proper guidance one needs to thrive in this life, I can offer her that guidance, but I know she will not want it, tonight I will take no pride in having to do what needs to be done, she needs to learn humility, and tonight I unfortunately must teach her that. Luke 19:10 For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.” Tonight, whether she is willing to accept it or not, Serenity Holmes will learn humility at my hand. Psalm 25:9 He leads the humble in what is right, and teaches the humble his way. Now if you will excuse me, Jade, I have to prepare for my return. Jade: Um, Jimmy, Lexi back to you.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 9:40:30 GMT -5
Tables Match Serenity Holmes vs Karlie Nash
Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a TABLES MATCH!The fans in the arena EXPLODE with the announcement as the camera crew zooms in on all of the tables on the outside of the ring. Some are set up, but the majority of them are angled against different parts of the ring structure. Jimmy Garcia: We are going to get VIOLENT today! These women are gonna get bruised - and they’re gonna get battered - and this match won’t end until someone is BUSTED through wood!Lexi Stone: We don’t see this kind of action much on Action Wrestling, so this is going to be a treat for all of these fans here tonight and everyone watching at home!Jimmy Garcia: If we had to put a rating on this one, it would be TV-MA, so avert your eyes, children! Parents might want to put those kids to bed, because this is going to get ugly!Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crowd. Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash!Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute – what’s going on here??Lexi Stone: I think the referee is kicking Hilda and Tracy to the curb!Indeed, the referee is yelling at them to go to the back! They are not happy, and neither is Karlie Nash! Karlie is screaming at the referee and doesn’t notice Serenity Holmes has entered the ring through the crowd! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my God! She doesn’t see her!Lexi Stone: Serenity Holmes is showing her violent streak lately, trying to send a message to the Women’s and Cruiserweight Champion, and that’s not stopping tonight!Jimmy Garcia: You know Lissie Hope is watching this unfold!Serenity Holmes SLAMS a kendo stick across the small of Karlie’s back like a Louisville slugger! The only sound more harrowing than the speed of the swing is the cracking sound across her flesh! The referee turns and calls for the bell as he sees Serenity swing it again – this time, Karlie defensively turns her hip and her thigh absorbs the punishment. But Serenity is relentless – when Karlie misses on a clothesline, Serenity swings the kendo stick again, this time cracking it across her ribcage! When she doubles over, Serenity POPS it across her back again - and again - AND AGAIN! The fans are SCREAMING with cheers as Karlie bounces back off the ropes for refuge, but Serenity follows her up looking to clothesline her over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: This is ALL Serenity so far–Lexi Stone: –NOT SO FAST!But Karlie dips a shoulder and sends Serenity over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: Great defense by the veteran there!Karlie favors her lower back, arguing with the referee some more about the unfortunate start of the match. She sees Serenity about to roll back into the ring and she slams her foot near her hand, attempting to break her fingers with a stomp. Serenity backs away and as Karlie continues to argue with the referee, she slips under the ring and pulls out a baking sheet! She taps her knuckles on it and with a smile of satisfaction, she slides into the ring with it. But when she raises it up with a running start, Karlie’s big foot comes out of nowhere and pops it back into her face! Karlie clubs Serenity on the back with a forearm, before pulling her into a DDT… and drops her headfirst on the sheet! Serenity paws at her face to ensure she hasn’t been opened up, and she eats a running stomp to her chest. Karlie wastes no time picking Serenity up by the hair, and going for a suplex… but Serenity anchors down, drives a fist into Karlie’s stomach, and flips her up and over with a body drop! Serenity hops with momentum and runs off the ropes, looking to connect with a flying forearm… BUT COMES FACE FIRST WITH KARLIE BENDING THAT BAKING SHEET ACROSS SERENITY’S FACE! Jimmy Garcia: CHRIST! That was brutal!Lexi Stone: And Karlie is pulling one of those tables in the ring!Karlie sets up a table, angled in the corner! She comes back to Serenity and kicks her dead ass in the crotch, missing her stomach – she pulls her in and flips her up into the jacknife powerbomb!! Jimmy Garcia: She’s going for the Sudden Impact!Lexi Stone: THROUGH THAT TABLE!But Karlie doesn’t get her up in the air with much precision, and Serenity is able to shake herself free – sending Karlie down to her knees with a busted headscissors takedown. Jimmy Garcia: And, I– uhh–Lexi Stone: Karlie’s back up!Karlie pulls herself back up and as Serenity comes in looking to gain the momentum with a flurry of punches and elbows, Karlie kind of eats them awkwardly and blocks a couple with her forearms – she then throws a knee that strikes Serenity right on her hip bone. Serenity squeals in pain before slapping Karlie across the face with a little vigor – Jimmy Garcia: oop–Lexi Stone: Karlie didn’t like that!Karlie returns fire with a big time elbow across her jaw! She goes to whip Serenity into the table, but Serenity parkours off the fucking thing, springboarding off the top rope and connecting with a flying superkick to Karlie Nash! She hops to her feet and raises her hands to the pop of the crowd, before continuing the assault. She kicks Karlie HARD in the stomach before slamming her face on the wood of the table! After a short dropkick that sends her backing into it, Serenity takes a step back – with a running start, she flies through the air! Jimmy Garcia: SHE’S GOING FOR A FLYING BODY PRESS THROUGH THE TABLE!Lexi Stone: CAUGHT IN MID-AIR!Instead of swinging her into the table though, she falls forward and flattens Serenity’s body underneath her! Noticing her mistake, she starts tugging at her hair in frustration. She rolls out of the ring and goes underneath, pulling out a shiny steel chair! Jimmy Garcia: Oh man, nothing is off limits tonight!She raises it in the air to the sound of boos from the crowd! Lexi Stone: She’s going to crack that over Serenity’s face!BUT A BASEBALL SLIDE BY SERENITY OUT OF NOWHERE! THE CHAIR COMES BACK INTO KARLIE’S FACE! KARLIE FLIES INTO THE TABLE ON ALL FOURS! STUNNED! SERENITY SCALES THE TOP ROPE! SHE SIGNALS A CUT-THROAT BUT THE CAMERA PANS AWAY QUICKLY TO KARLIE ON THE TABLE! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! SHE’S BETTING ON HERSELF TONIGHT! SERENITY HOLMES IS RISKING IT ALL!LEXI STONE: PHOENIX SPLASH!THE CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH– AND IT LANDS! THEY BOTH LAND THROUGH THE CRUMBLED REMAINS OF THE TABLE! SERENITY HOLMES HOLDS HER RIBS! SHE RAISES HER ARMS IN CELEBRATION! DINGDINGDING!Jimmy Garcia: SHE DID IT! SERENITY HOLMES TAKES OUT ANOTHER!Lexi Stone: WHAT A WILD FLIP! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN A PHOENIX SPLASH THROUGH A TABLE! THAT WAS AMAZING!The camera shows replays on the screen and in slow-motion as Serenity Holmes delivers the landing perfectly! The sound of “Synthetic Symphony” by Trash Boat hits as Serenity Holmes rises to her feet in celebration! She goes face to face with the hard cam and screams out “GIVE ME LISSIE!” Jimmy Garcia: GIVE HER LISSIE, SHE SAID! GIVE HER LISSIE, OR GIVE HER DEATH!Lexi Stone: That’s a little too far, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: IS IT? SHE’S DEMONSTRATED SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THOSE TITLES!Lexi Stone: Please stop yelling at me.Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…SERENITY HOLMES!Serenity Holmes continues her celebration, backing up into the crowd who are celebrating with her.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 9:42:59 GMT -5
Backstage!
Joey Bunga: Now, next week you'll be defending your Cruiserweight Tag Team titles! I hope you've enjoyed your time off!They both look at each other and shrug. Joey Bunga: Now, get out of my office!They both leave. Just then, ZMac steps in. The crowd erupts. Joey Bunga: I've been letting everyone know.. the winner of the 201 Championship match tonight, gets a future Cruiserweight Championship match! The crowd pops. Joey Bunga: And after tonight, the 201 Championship is retired for good and put BACK in the Hall of Fame where it belongs. Good luck!ZMac smiles as the scene fades to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 10:01:26 GMT -5
Jaice Wilds is here!
The crowd is electric. The action has been great thus far, and the night has barely begun. Lexi Stone: We are cruising through the night- no pun intended- with some great action and interesting talk. I cannot wait to get to our Main Event, where Remy Nouveau will defend the 201 and Fun Championship in a triple threat match!Jimmy Garcia: Oh, yeah. That's what everyone came to see. A defunct title being defended by someone who never won it. Eh, I suppose That's what you get when the REAL Cruiserweight Champion is playing with the bigger kids…YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!! The crowd goes insane as Blue Stahli's "ULTRAnumb" hits the PA. Jaice Wilds soon emerges from the back, dressed in acid washed jeans, a black leather jacket and alligator skin boots. He walks down the ramp, greeting fans with high fives and handshakes. Jimmy Garcia: Look at this asshole! Not even scheduled tonight, and he has to make everything about himself!!Lexi Stone: Jaice is still a member of the roster, and he has every right to be here. Besides, maybe he's going to explain his actions from last week. Then you can stop hating on him so much.Jimmy Garcia: Unlikely.Wilds jumps into the ring and waves to the fans. He signals for a mic, letting the crowd have their moment as his music dies down. LET'S GO WI-LDS! CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP LET'S GO WI-LDS! CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP Jaice raises the mic to his face, a grin. He shakes his head, looking out to the audience. Jaice Wilds: Who wants to hear a little story??The crowd erupts again, Wilds laughs. Lexi Stone: This capacity crowd is about to tear the roof off, and Jaice isn't even fighting anyone!!Jimmy Garcia: Stop encouraging this jerk! He's a bad person!!STO-RY TIME! STO-RY TIME! STO-RY TIME!! Jaice holds up a hand to try and calm the crowd a bit, raising the mic again. He waits for the chants to die down before he speaks. Jaice Wilds: A few months back, I had the fortune to bump into a fellow luchador. A man with a heart of gold, very much like the title he was chasing. He and his wife became very close to me, and I allowed myself to become friends with this pair. Hell, thanks to my help, they were able to overcome one of the most dominant tag teams in not only CruiserClash history, but in all of AW. We were thick as thieves, almost better than brothers… until I made a mistake. Until that one fateful night when I saw a friend in trouble and ran in to help… only to potentially be the reason they lost it all. And I was so very remorseful about that outcome for quite some time.Jimmy Garcia: Oh, give me a break. You tried to steal the spotlight like you always do!!Lexi Stone: Will you just hear the man out? For crissake…Jaice Wilds: My phone went radio silent from Lazaro. I'd call, I'd text, I'd send emails and hit him up on social media. But not once would he respond to me so that I could apologize for my slip-up… as I felt a brother should. And while I allowed myself to fall down the rabbit hole- yeah, I was so distracted by my personal relationship with Laz that I let it get to me between the bells- Laz just kept trying to push through that glass ceiling in efforts to gain a Cruiserweight Title shot. And I was rooting for him the whole time. I had hoped he would get his match, beat ZMac or Lissie or whoever the fuck had the title, and he'd let me back in once he got what he always wanted.Lexi Stone: Aww. How swe…Jimmy Garcia: Oh, boo-fuggin-who. Jaice couldn't patch up a friendship he formed JUST to jump a couple lines… who's buying this shit??Jaice Wilds: But the time came for me to finally draw a line in the sand. I offered Laz my hand in friendship, in respect… and he spat in my face. Threw some crazy accusations and challenged me to a First Blood match at Battlefield. And again, in hopes that it would gain his favor, I accepted. Figured, maybe if we just duked it out, he'd get it out of his system and we could go back to being friends. But… no. Not for Laz. Not for uptight Lazaro Vincente and his damned ego…The crowd boos at the mention of the name. Jimmy is clearly dumbfounded while Lexi tries to talk him down. Wilds turns his attention to the hard cam, shaking his head. Jaice Wilds: Y'know what really gets me? Y'know what makes me upset?? See, here's the thing. Contrary to popular belief, I was done with Laz after Battlefield. I really was; see, I figured after that, either he'd realize what an utter tool he's been for months, or he and I would meet when we had each climbed the ladder to the top spot. And until then, he was no longer my problem. But what pisses me off… oh, boy… what really gets me going…Jaice takes a step back, pacing the ring. Jaice Wilds: I wasn't mad when you ghosted me after the Lucha Death match. I get it, you felt I screwed you over and thought that radio silence was the message I needed to get my head right. That was fair.Jaice Wilds: I wasn't mad when you accused me of trying to get with Vandalia. I can only assume she put that idea in your head, because frankly I was far more interested in fixing our brotherhood than I ever was in banging your wife. Though, let's get one thing straight.Jaice Wilds: I'm Jaice FUCKING Wilds. If I wanted Vandalia, I would have had her by now. At least twice. And for once since you both got here, she'd actually understand what the word "satisfaction" meant.The crowd starts chanting "SA-TIS-FAC-TION!" as Jaice continues to pace the ring. He laughs a bit, nodding. One can see the adrenaline flowing. Jimmy Garcia: Now that's a low blow!! I told you he's an ass!!Lexi Stone: I mean… it's not the classiest move. But to be fair, Lazaro started it.Jaice stops pacing, looking straight into the hard camera. Jaice Wilds: I'm not even upset that you won our match at Battlefield, Laz. Naw, naw; why SHOULD I be?? You managed to rig the game in your favor, sure. But some of the greatest wrestlers of all time built their careers on lying, cheating and stealing their way to the top crust. So if you're going to follow in their footsteps to get a win and make your mark in the business, why should I be upset about it? Naw; you got the notch in your win column, and I got the satisfaction of knowing that you're a whiny little bitch who KNOWS he can't beat me for real.WHI-NY BITCH! WHI-NY BITCH! WHI-NY BITCH! WHI-NY BITCH!! Jaice Wilds: What fucking got me, Laz… what FINALLY pissed me off…Jaice leans in, the crowd quieting a bit to listen. Jaice Wilds: When we both had matches last week. I went out there, I put you behind me and I notched another W on my record. And while I'm getting dressed to join the other guys in catering, I get a heads up. Somebody from your lot- be it your cowardly ass, Vandalia's conniving ass, some legal doofus… whoever- had the nerve to file a formal request to have me ejected from the building. Not because I had done anything, not because I had THREATENED to do anything… but because somebody thought I honestly gave enough of a flying fuck about you to interfere in the main event. That somehow, my non-existent rage for someone that far beneath me would result in my disrupting the header on a show that I made possible.Jimmy Garcia: There he goes again with that egoti…Lexi Stone: God, Jimmy, would you please just shut up for a minute??Jaice Wilds: You can question my motives, Laz. You can question my allegiances. You can question my logic, my goals, my priorities… but Laz, when you go that far…Jaice Wilds: When you question my HONOR…Wilds stops, shaking his head. A vein in his head throbs, his demeanor changing to one of rage. The crowd starts stomping and cheering, Wilds pulling from their adulation. Jaice Wilds: When you question the ONE thing I have to my name, the ONE thing that gives my life and my career validation, Laz… you fucked up. You fucked up so hard… in all those months, you and I learned so much about each other. You should have KNOWN that I was never going to cost you a shot at greatness, regardless of how I felt about it. Spoiler alert; you don't deserve shit. But that isn't for me to decide. But since you launched a pre-emptive strike against my HONOR, Laz, I did what had to be done to make sure you NEVER had the gall to do it again.Jaice points to the CrusierTron, the image of a bloodied Lazaro being placed on the screen. The crowd cheers in approval, Wilds taking a deep breath. Jaice Wilds: I bought myself a ticket. I stopped and got me a pretzel and a root beer. I sat down in the second row and waited for the match to end naturally. And when the time was right- AFTER you already lost to better talent- I finally made a move. After you lost, I made sure you understand what honor looked like. And just like Battlefield, I opened your ass up- just that, this time, you didn't have anything to hide it.Jaice grins, the crowd applauding as they chant YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!! Wilds bides a moment to take in the adulation, then turns back to the nearest camera. Jaice Wilds: You said yourself, Laz; you settle things with blood. And after Battlefield, I thought that was it. But rather than be done, you decided to take things a half step further. After I decided you were beneath me, you had to push the envelope. So guess what, Laz? Looks like blood only STARTED things between us. Because now? Now that you've questioned my integrity, my honor?? Oh, buddy boy, we are FAR from done. You may have won a battle, but the war isn't over yet. You're done… when I say you're done. Bitch.Wilds drops his mic, staring daggers into the camera. He nods, "UltraNUMB" hitting the PA. Jaice drops and rolls out of the ring, walking up to the barricade and greeting the crowd. Lexi Stone: Wilds throwing the gauntlet tonight, claiming that Laz only made things more personal! There is indeed another chapter to this saga!!Jimmy Garcia: What a tool. I hope Vincente kicks his teeth so far down his throat that he starts shitting smiles.Lexi Stone: That… that seems… a bit much…Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, yeah. Let's get back to some action!! CruiserClash, baby!! What's next??
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 4, 2023 10:07:58 GMT -5
201 Championship Big Harper vs Zombie McMorris vs Remy Nouveau(c)
"When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along. Dig, if you will, the picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss The sweat of your body covers me Can you, my darling? Can you picture this? Ethan Miller: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring ZMAC: How can you just leave me standing Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold) Maybe I'm just too demanding Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold Maybe you're just like my mother She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied) Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like When doves cry ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end. ZMAC takes off his leather jacket, throws it off to the side as he hits a bump of coke before rolling into the ring. Billy: The former Cruiserweight Champion! He’s looking to win the 201 Championship here tonight! He knows what it takes, that’s for sure!The lights within the arena and the tron screen black out completely. Suddenly the screen fills with the close up of an old blues musician and the sound of an incredible blues guitar riff fills the arena. The shot zooms out and reveals three trumpeters moving in unison behind the guitar player as they play what sounds like an old funk song. The music abruptly stops and the screen goes black again. The crowd responds knowing what’s coming. When the screen lights back up, the horns sound once more and the phrase “WHO DAT?!” pops up on the screen as “Gunpowder” by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears hits the PA, and Remy Nouveau confidently marches out onto the stage. Wearing a sleazy smirk on his face, he soaks in the energy from the audience as he slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring… weighing in at 194 pounds and hailing from New Orleans, L-A, he is REMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY NOUUUUUUVEAUUUUUUUUUUUU!When Nouveau arrives in the ring, he poses in the center of the ring and then waits for the start of the match in his assigned corner. Chris Avery: And the Champion! He’s had a big chip on his shoulder as of late!Our Lady Peace begins to play as Big Harper walks out onto the stage. As he looks around, the crowd boos loudly as the big Canadian. He walks methodically down to the ring, paying no attention to the crowd at all. He steps over the top rope while glaring at both of his opponents. Billy: Big Harper! I’m not sure how he’s allowed to compete for the 201 Championship, but here we are!Chris Avery: This match is ready to begin!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Zombie McMorris takes the immediate offensive and hits a running DDT on Big Harper. Big Harper rolls out of the ring, pissed off as Remy Nouveau clotheslines Zombie McMorris down. Zombie McMorris is back up and runs at him and receives a hip toss from Remy. He’s back up, ducks a lariat attempt and dives through the ropes, taking out Big Harper! Billy: Damn! Zombie McMorris is quick!Chris Avery: This match off to a hot start!Big Harper arches his back in pain and Remy Nouveau plays to the crowd inside the ring, telling McMorris to get in the ring. Zombie McMorris picks up Big Harper and rolls him into the ring and Remy Nouveau stomps away at him before letting Big Harper get to his feet. He whips Big Harper across the ring and puts him down with a big dropkick. Remy Nouveau turns around into a running knee from Zombie McMorris who was waiting and sizing him up! Billy: Wow! What a shot!Chris Avery: Big impact there!Big Harper is finally in the match as he spears Zombie McMorris to the mat. Big Harper dodges a clothesline from Remy Nouveau and starts throwing haymakers at Remy Nouveau, backing him into the corner as he overwhelms him. He whips Remy Nouveau across the ring, and lowers his head looking for a backbody drop. but Remy Nouveau stops short and hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by Zombie McMorris who hits a clubbing blow to the back of Remy! Zombie McMorris rolls him over and attempts a pinfall. Billy: He might have him here!ONE!! No! Big Harper doesn’t even let it get much past a 1 count before he stops the pin. Chris Avery: I don’t think that pin break was even necessary, I doubt Remy Nouveau was going down that fast!Big Harper stomps away at Zombie McMorris, but Zombie McMorris works his way to his feet. Big Harper whips Zombie McMorris across the ring and catches him with a sidewalk slam. He applies a single leg Boston crab, but Remy Nouveau kicks him off of Zombie McMorris. Remy Nouveau grabs Big Harper and hits a european uppercut. Big Harper is staggered but a second european uppercut sends him down! He pulls Big Harper to his feet and executes a tiger suplex, shocking the crowd by being able to get the big man over! Remy Nouveau notices Zombie McMorris this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Zombie McMorris who slides under the ropes, but catches himself before he falls out. He gets to his feet quickly and springboards off for a flying crossbody on Remy Nouveau, but Remy Nouveau catches him! Billy: WHOA!! He just powered Zombie McMorris up and powerslamed him to the mat! Remy Nouveau is on fire!Chris Avery: This match is so damn good!Zombie McMorris gets back to his feet and avoids a splash in the corner. He grabs Remy Nouveau’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. Zombie McMorris hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO!! Big Harper is back up and stops Zombie McMorris from pinning Remy Nouveau. Zombie McMorris elbows Big Harper in the face as he goes to grab him from behind. Zombie McMorris whips Big Harper across the ring and catches him for a DDT. Zombie McMorris hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! ONE TWO NO!! Remy Nouveau stops the pin attempt. Remy Nouveau knees Zombie McMorris and tosses him through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Big Harper gets to his feet and Big Harper hits a Big Boot! Billy: Big Boot by Big Harper!!Chris Avery: Big Harper going for the pin!ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Zombie McMorris slingshotted himself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Remy Nouveau to break up the pin! Zombie McMorris, Remy Nouveau and Big Harper are down and out! Who can get up first?! Chris Avery: Whose going to take advantage!?Billy: This is anyones game!As the three men get up all around the same time, Zombie McMorris and Remy Nouveau eye each other and nod…before they both charge at Harper and overwhelm him with a flurry of punches! Harper is driven to the corner where he tries to cover up, but to no avail! Nouveau hits a running knee strike and Zombie McMorris strikes with a superkick! Harper is daze and the duo take Harper over with a double suplex! Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: Remy Nouveau and Zombie McMorris teaming up to take down Big Harper!Remy turns and Zombie McMorris nails him with a superkick, followed up by a sitout powerbomb! He holds for the pin! ONE!! TWO!! Remy kicks out! Zombie McMorris is surprised, but continues the onslaught! He lifts Remy up for a second powerbomb but Remy wriggles free and McMorris stumbles forward. Remy grabs him from behind, and drops him with a bridging dragon suplex! ONE!! TWO!! Zombie McMorris kicks out! Remy rolls around and waits for ZMAC to get to his feet before flying forward for a spear! He misses! ZMAC catches him with a superkick! Remy is dazed! AMERICAN SAVIOR! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…AND NEWWWWW 201 CHAMPION…ZOMBIE MCMORRIS!!!Billy: THAT’S IT! ZOMBIE MCMORRIS HAS WON THE 201 CHAMPIONSHIP!Chris Avery: I can’t believe it! Zombie McMorris has defeated Remy Nouveau for a second time, and this time for the 201 Championship!
Jimmy Garcia: Its been me talking this entire time and not billy but now ZMac gets a future Cruiserweight Championship match!
Lexi Stone: Insane! Its also been me, and not Chris, but hey! We're out of time! We gotta go!ZMAC rolls over as he is handed the Championship and he’s all smiles! As he stands tall holding the 201 Championship high, CruiserClash goes off the air!
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