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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:46:14 GMT -5
The CBS logo appears, the AW logo appears, the CruiserClash hashtag appears and the show is LIVE as the cameras pan around the arena showing the sold-out, capacity crowd in the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, California! We quickly cut to the commentary team, Lexi Stone, and Jimmy Garcia! Jimmy Garcia: Hello fans and welcome to another edition of CruiserClash! We are HOT off of Battleground!Lexi Stone: We’ve got a hot one planned for tonight! In that very ring, we will see a Chicago St…The commentary team is cut off by the thumping synths of “Her” by Megan Thee Stallion reverberating through the arena. As Megan’s voiceover comes over the speakers and the booming bass shakes the seats underneath each audience member. They rise to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of Action Wrestling’s Cruiserweight and Women’s Champion, "The Dreamer" Lissie Hope! “I don't care if these bitches don't like me 'Cause, like, I'm pretty as fuck, hahahaha”The crowd jumps out of their seats as Megan raps the first verse, and the anticipation is growing, and the cheers start to crescendo as it remixes into the chorus. “I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her She, she, she, she, she, she, she”Finally, the curtains spread and Lissie Hope emerges at the top of the entrance stage, standing for a moment and appreciating all of the cheers being levied in her direction. The Women’s Champion is wrapped around her waist, and she’s holding the Cruiserweight title in the air; the gold glitters with the spotlights. “I ain't scared of shit, man or bitch To everybody hating, y'all can suck this clit”She notices signs of support in the front rows, and she acknowledges those young fans with high-fives. She sprints down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope. She bounces to her feet and raises her arms to the crowd. “I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her She, she, she, she, she, she, she”Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen... standing 5'5" and weighing 147 pounds… SHE IS “THE DREAMER”… SHE IS THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION… SHE IS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION… SHE IS… "HER"! The fans roar with the introduction! Ethan Miller: SHE IS LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE! She enters the ring wearing a long black leather overcoat. She removes it, revealing a black leather boustier with embedded diamond studs. She has on black leather shorts connected to leather stirrups around her thighs. Leather knee-high boots complete the look. The song fades to a hush, before being replaced with the raucous cheers: LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! LISSIE! Jimmy Garcia: Lissie Hope is undoubtedly the face of CruiserClash! Chicago loves her!Lexi Stone: She did a good job this week pandering to them, that’s for sure.Jimmy Garcia: Jesus, Lex - who pissed in your Cheerios?Lexi Stone: I don’t eat Cheerios, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: Well this is a night of celebration, Lexi. She’s competing in the Battle Bowl qualifier later on tonight, but right now – Lissie Hope wants a mic!The cheers begin to die down as Lissie stands in the middle of the ring with a gleeful smile from ear to ear. Lissie Hope: I’m so honored to stand in front of you tonight with these two championships. This is everything I’ve wanted – everything I’ve dreamed of. To be able to share this with you, knowing how passionate you are about Action Wrestling – I’m just glad I could give you something to celebrate despite – everything.Lexi Stone: There she goes again.A cheer of “SPENCER! SPENCER! SPENCER!” begins to flood the arena. Lissie pats her heart and waits for it to die down a little. Lissie Hope: I know I’m a wanted woman. Every face I passed backstage looked at me with a little fire in their eyes. They extended pleasantries, since I haven’t seen most of them since walking out of Battlefield as the Ironwoman of Action Wrestling – back to back matches. Back to back title wins. Was that unprecedented??The cheers grow louder again. Lissie Hope: I’m just shattering every record! I’m just putting this company on my shoulders! I’m just bringing a little Clash flavor to the CruiserClash brand! And I’m so proud – SO proud to be the one who could bridge these shows together, far more than anyone EVER has! More than anyone ever WILL! The cheers are deafening now. Lissie Hope: And everyone backstage…I know you smell the blood in the water. I know you’re itching at the chance to knock me back down. But I’m THRIVING! I haven’t lost a match in this company since November! You might be smelling that blood in the water – but I’m all healed up! My wounds are sutured shut – that’s not MY blood in the water. You can all eat each other up, dwindle down the numbers, wait until you’re the last woman standing… and WHEN you’re ready –A dramatic pause as her tone shifts. Lissie Hope: –Serenity–Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!Lexi Stone: You know she’s back there listening to this!Lissie Hope: You’re playing all these little games, Serenity. It’s like we’re back in high school, and child – I grew out of these games a LONG time ago. You don’t need to pull my hair to get my attention, little girl. You don’t need to challenge me to meet you at the basketball court, and we aren’t going to be surrounded by a bunch of blood-thirsty kids with their phones in our faces. This is the big leagues. The people who are here to watch us get down and dirty are PAYING for the show. So you know what? I want to give them one that’s worth the price of admission!The fans roar with cheers! Lissie Hope: Don’t you all want to get your money’s worth?? Don’t you all want to see a fight between a legendary champion and a challenger who’s EARNED it??The cheers keep growing louder and louder! Lissie Hope: You haven’t EARNED it, Serenity.The crowd hushes a bit, and she begins to hear a growing chattering of boos. Lissie Hope: Beating fellow women up without giving them a chance to defend themselves is NOT going to get my attention. Sending your ill-conceived messages to me through a trail of bodies does NOT impress me. Bitching and moaning about title rematches from EIGHT MONTHS AGO without doing the damn WORK – just because you’re USED to getting what you want by showing your cute little ass and fluttering your little eyelashes at old men who want to screw you does NOT mean you’re READY.Jimmy Garcia: This is gross. This is NOT the kind of example Lissie should be showing. This is not the message she should be sending.Lexi Stone: I don’t know why anyone expected anything different. Lissie has always walked around like she is better than everyone – and now that she’s holding two belts?Jimmy Garcia: I think she means well, Lexi – and I applaud her for everything she’s done. Her legacy is irrefutable. It’s just – something seems to flip whenever there’s someone who poses a threat to her. We’ve seen it with Ash Blake, and Jill Park –Lexi Stone: And now we’re seeing it with Serenity Holmes.Lissie Hope: You’ll get your shot, Serenity. But I just want you to prove to me that you're ready.[/color][/b] “Synthetic Sympathy” by Trash Boat immediately interrupts Lissie’s speech insinuating the audience to boo maliciously the young child walking out from the backstage area to the center stage designation. The lights in the arena dancing around the audience but a single spotlight hones in on Serenity standing a distance away from Lissie Hope inside the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Well, here she is, the woman who called out Lissie Hope for the Action Wrestling Womens Championship and responsible for attacking Azzurine Vebbins after the match which she will face later tonight in a Chicago Street Fight!Lexi Stone: Finally, I had enough of Lissie’s good girl phase that I was almost about to vomit.Her entrance music comes to a fade into silence until overpowered by the forceful boos thrown at her. Serenity removes the black shades from her eyes and holds it up in her hair sporting her new black leather jacket, a blue tank top, blueish cargo pants and black Jays to complete the look. For a moment, she watches the audience boo her until raising a microphone to speak directly at Lissie in the ring. Serenity Holmes: You know for someone who has been in Action Wrestling for so long, you really know how to begin with the most cliche introductions. “My name is Lissie Hope, I’m excited to be here and I’m so proud of myself that I will pretend to thank the audience to make sure I don’t come across self-centered for cheap reactions!”The audience boos heavily again and Serenity chuckles after her terrible mockery of Lissie. Lexi Stone: Best actress in the game right now.Serenity Holmes: But enough about that because I wanted to respond to the things you’ve been saying. Once again Lissie, you can’t see things past your ego especially now you’re the double champion which should have been me. You’ve only been on CruiserClash for less than two months and now you have the right to tell me when I’m not ready?!She rolls her eyes. Serenity Holmes: I’m the one who challenged YOU! I’m the one who defeated the other women on this roster over and over again except YOU! I laid down the challenge, you accepted and what did you do next?She pauses. Serenity Holmes: You took your bony ass and ran like a BITCH!Jimmy Garcia: Oh damn!Serenity emphasized the insult with a harsh loud tone to the point the audience was taken aback from the remark. Serenity Holmes: We both know this isn’t for them! I don’t care about them!She points to the audience. Serenity Holmes: Where was THEM when I was getting humiliated by Alice Gemini?! Where was THEM when I was screwed over by my own father?! Where was THEM when I lost the Cruiserweight Championship I was never pinned for when YOU eliminated me from CruiserHavoc?!! Yeah, they weren’t there and they’ll never be now they found another pandering piece of crap to make them fool good for their pathetic cheap check which they’ll spend on getting drunk or drugs!Lexi Stone: Okay I’m liking this Serenity!Serenity Holmes: What you just proved is what I’ve been saying all along. You are the biggest hypocrite in professional wrestling! You don’t care about them or any of the other women in the back. The only person Lissie Hope cares about is herself!Jimmy Garcia: Those are pretty harsh statements made by Serenity Holmes!The audience boos again and Serenity takes a moment to listen to them. Serenity Holmes: But since you want to put on this facade that all of a sudden you care about CruiserClash, the women and anyone else who loves you, that’s exactly who I’ll target until I get what I want. I don’t need you to look down on me and I don’t need anything from you except those two belts you have right now. I challenged you and you ducked me so now as consolation, every other woman I see on this roster will be put down and their blood is on YOUR HANDS!!!She screams out into the microphone and has an aggressive stance, her blood boiling, her emotions becoming more volatile. Jimmy Garcia: Serenity Holmes is giving Lissie Hope an ultimatum?Lexi Stone: I mean, she’s not wrong about Lissie Hope not facing her, the audience being flip floppy but her going after every other woman may be too much.Lissie Hope stares at Serenity with an arrogant smirk on her face. Lissie Hope: First of all, bitch… I’m not bony.Lissie flexes for Serenity and the fans in the crowd. Lissie Hope: This ruthless change we’ve seen from you – from bubblegum princess to sister sinister is not the flex you think it is. You don’t scare me. All you’re doing is pissing me off.Her cadence goes from mocking to anger. Lissie Hope: If you think you are going to be rewarded for this, you’re wrong. I call the damn shots, Serenity. I dictate the terms of our match. And you want both of these belts? You want them at one opportunity? Am I hearing you correctly – you want a single shot to win two titles? Serenity is nodding her head on the ramp, getting herself amped up for the showdown. Lissie Hope: …no.The ‘oohs’ in the crowd begin to crow. Lissie Hope: This doesn’t work like that. You want two belts? You’re going to have to beat me two times. But I’m not giving you two nights of my time, bitch. Even louder now with her pause. Lissie Hope: We’ll decide on a date soon. We’ll sit down with Joey Bunga and Alex Pasternak. We’ll come to an agreement. But you’re going to have to beat me twice… and you’re going to have to do it in one night!Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! Two title fights in one night?? Lissie Hope has been training for this! She won the Pure Cup with two matches in a night. She won at Battlefield with two matches back to back!Lexi Stone: And look at Serenity – she’s smiling from ear to ear! I think she’s accepting these conditions, not even fully realizing that Lissie is manipulating and gaslighting her!Lissie Hope: Now move along, little girl. I got shit to do.“Her” by Megan thee Stallion hits again as Serenity Holmes continues to stand on the top of the ramp. Lissie Hope exits the ring with her two titles but stops at the bottom of the ramp – the stalemate is on! But as they mouth words to one another from opposite ends of the ramp, the camera fades to a commercial!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:49:43 GMT -5
Jaice Wilds vs. Journeyman Phillips
'The Day is my Enemy' hits as a thin veil of smoke clouds the gorilla press. Journeyman Phillips emerges from behind the curtain, fist-pumping his chest as he makes his way to the ring. As he steps inside, he nods to the capacity crowd and heads to the nearest corner, where he uses the top rope to stretch, as he awaits the arrival of Jaice Wilds. 'The Day is my Enemy' hits as a thin veil of smoke clouds the gorilla press. Journeyman Phillips emerges from behind the curtain, fist-pumping his chest as he makes his to the ring. The crowd is a mix of cheers and boos as Phillips steps between the ropes. He proceeds to the nearest corner of the ring, using the top rope to stretch as he waits for Jaice to make his entrance. The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams… YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!! At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before… 3! 2! 1! Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists. You want it full frontal, over-stimulation So say a benediction, For a new addiction In voyeuristic overdrive (Here comes the countdown) Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring!!
(Three) This is the new flesh Ethan Miller: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds!
(Two) This is the open door Ethan Miller: He is the Final General and YOUR Xtreme Aerialist!!
(One) We've got everything you wanted… Ethan Miller: He is JAICE! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDSSSS!!!
Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle. You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb) Right now (Three, two, one) Violated, So degraded The show has just begun (Three, two, one) Dominated, By all you hated This will make you ULTRAnumb (Three, two, one) Wilds nods to the crowd, throwing up the X as the fans chant "X-Treme!" to their hero. He drops to the mat, running up to each remaining turnbuckle and repeating the taunt as the crowd continues to roar in approval. DING DING DINGAs the bell sounds, both men are in the center of the ring, ready to face off. Jaice and Journeyman circle each other, looking for an opening. Jaice is undoubtedly the quicker of the two, while Journeyman is a seasoned veteran who knows all the tricks of the trade. Jaice charges forward, trying to take Journeyman down with a shoulder tackle, but Journeyman sidesteps him and lands a quick elbow to his back. Jaice stumbles forward, but quickly regains his footing and charges again, this time with a running clothesline. But once again, Journeyman is one step ahead, ducking under the move and hitting Jaice with a dropkick. Jaice is down, and Journeyman takes advantage of the situation, delivering a series of quick stomps to his chest and midsection. Jaice tries to fight back, but Journeyman is too quick, dodging his punches and landing a few of his own. Chris Avery: Journeyman Phillips is beating Jaice to the punch, literally! Billy: It’s well documented that Journeyman Philliips has spent YEARS in this business, Chris! This is his experience showing! Knowing what Jaice is gonna do, before Jaice does!
Journeyman nails Jaice with back-to-back knife-edged chops, driving Jaice into the ropes. He hits a third chop, eliciting the mandatory “WOO” from the crowd. He tries to whip Jaice across the ring, but Jaice turns and stops right in his tracks, before leaping in the air with an enziguri that catches Journeyman Phillips flush! With the veteran wobbily, Jaice takes the opportunity to springboard off of the second rope and plant Phillips with a DDT on the way down! He quickly covers! 1… 2… Kickout! Chris Avery: Huge DDT by Jaice Wilds to amp up the crowd! They thought he had the win right there! Billy: But Journeyman Phillips showing he won’t go down without a fight, Chris!
Jaice gets back to his feet first and charges at Journeyman, hitting him with a running knee strike to the face. Journeyman is staggered, and Jaice follows up with a running bulldog that sends Journeyman crashing to the mat. Jaice climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a 450 splash, but Journeyman rolls out of the way at the last second! Jaice hits the mat hard, and Journeyman takes advantage of the opportunity, locking him in a single leg boston crab! Chris Avery: Journeyman Phillips with a single leg crab on Jaice Wilds! Billy: Jaice needs to find a way to escape, but its cinched in tight, in the middle of the ring!
With the crowd split, Jaice crawls and crawls towards the bottom rope. The referee can be heard repeatedly asking Jaice if he gives up, which he vehemently yells that he does not. Jaice falls to the mat, face-first in exhaustion! He raises his hand…and clasps the bottom rope! Chris Avery: He got there! Billy: Now Journeyman Phillips will be forced to release the hold!
Phillips released the hold after the referee begins his count. Phillips grabs Jaice, looking for a powerbomb, but Jaice is able to counter with a hurricanrana! As Phillips tries to get to his feet, Jaice meets him with a series of quick strikes, trying to keep Journeyman Phillips off balance. Phillips, however, is unfazed, and he counters with a powerful body slam that sends Wilds crashing to the mat. Phillips tries to maintain his advantage with a series of stomps. Journeyman Phillips grabs Jaice by the hair, lifting him to his feet-SUPERKICK BY JAICE! He strikes out of nowhere, and now Phillips is laid out! Jaice sprints to the ropes, again utilizing a springboard, and hits a beautiful moonsault! He hooks both legs! 1… 2… Journeyman Phillips gets a shoulder up! Chris Avery: Another nearfall from Jaice Wilds! Billy: Journeyman Phillips won’t go down without a fight!
Jaice tries hoisting Phillips up, but Phillips pushes him away! Jaice flies back at him with another knee strike-Phillips dodges it! He grabs Jaice with a rear waistlock looking for a german suplex-Jaice backflips to land on his feet! Journeyman Phillips turns around right into the Crescent Kick! Billy: Xtreme Dream! Chris Avery: He hit it!
Jaice hooks the leg! 1… 2… 3!!! Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…Jaice Wilds!
Jaice rolls off of Journeyman Phillips with a smile on his face, celebrating his win!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:50:18 GMT -5
Jaice Backstage
A camera sits on Jaice Wilds, who is fresh out of a shower and throwing on his civvies. As he ties his boot laces, a knock is heard at the door. Jaice Wilds: It's open!Wilds looks up as Joey Bunga, Alexander Pasternak and a pair of security guards enters the room. Jaice looks to Pasternak, puzzled. Jaice Wilds: Hey, Lex. You, uh… here to fire me or something??Pasternak shakes his head, a somber expression on his face. Alexander Pasternak: Nothing like that, Jaice. It's just… Bunga texted me, said he got a formal request from Vincente's camp. You know your word is always good enough for me, but unfortunately the legal team isn't as trusting. I wanted to be here to let you know that the management has all the love and respect in the world for you, but…Jaice throws up a hand, nodding. He sighs, reaching into his locker. Jaice Wilds: I get it, Lex. Just… give me maybe five minutes to gather my stuff and I'll join security for the walk of shame.Pasternak chuckles slightly at the sarcasm in Wilds' voice, extending a hand. Wilds extends his own, the two share a respectful shake. Alexander Pasternak: I was hoping you'd be cool. I'll make sure Bunga packs your room with extra teriyaki jerky next week.Wilds' eyes grow a bit with excitement. Jaice Wilds: Don't play with me, Lex. You know I don't mess around with my jerky.Joey Bunga: I'll import the good stuff, Mr Wilds.The three men share a nod, the management exiting the room so Wilds can get ready. Jaice throws on a white silk vest, grabbing his bag and closing the locker. He walks to the door, taking a deep breath before swinging it open. Jaice Wilds: A'ight, boys. To the parking deck!!Wilds walks with security to the exit doors, as the main event is announced in the arena…
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:53:56 GMT -5
Chicago Street Fight Serenity Holmes vs. Azurine Vebbins Ethan Miller: The following contest is a Chicago street fight!As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Suddenly Serenity clubs her from behind. Jimmy Garcia: Serenity has been on a crusade for a women’s title match and has vowed to hurt women on the Action wrestler until Lissie Hope agrees to give her a match.Lexi Stone: and anyone who watched Battlefield saw Serenity attack Azurine after the women’s title match.Serenity grabs Azurine by the back of the head and rams her into the ring apron then rolls her inside the ring. Ding ding. Serenity stomps and kicks Azurine, then drops down to deliver several double sledge hammers hammers across the back of Azurine, then repeatedly slams Azurine face to the mat, Azurine rises to her knees and is greeted by a running knee to the face, Serenity goes for an early cover. Jimmy Garcia: Serenity has become obsessed with being Women’s champion.Lexi Stone: Obsession can lead to disaster.Serenity picks Azurine and slams her head to the mat, then delivers a barrage of ground and pound then smashes Azurine’s head against the mat, and drops a knee to her head. Serenity nails Azurine with three snap suplexes and a double arm DDT. Serenity slides out of the ring and lifts the ring skirt and removes a kendo stick, which she lifts it to the crowd, she slides back into and drills a staggering Azurine in the gut, bending her over, then smashed the kendo repeatedly across Azurine.s back until it breaks. Jimmy Garcia: WOAH!Serenity tosses Azurine through the ropes to the outside, serenity slides and engages Azurine outside. Serenity knees Azurine in the gut and whips her into the far barricade. She charges and Azurine, back body drops her over the barricade into the first row of fans. Azurize jumps the rail and unloads with a series of open palm strikes to the chest of Serenity. Serenity takes a wild swing, and Azurine ducks. She lifts Serenity and delivers an atomic drop. Serenity and Azurine fight into the backstage area, and Serenity whips Azurine into the production crates Azurine charges and drives Serenity hard into the wall. Lexi Stone: I can’t see them, Jimmy! What’s going on?!Jimmy Garcia: Keep an eye on your monitor, Lexi!Serenity stumbles away as Azurine chases her into the men’s bathroom, and Serenity catches Azurine with a right hand before then whipping Azurine into a neckbeard at the urinal. Azurine apologizes then charges back at Serenity and they stumble outside. The pair exchange punches as they continue to fight backstage. Azurine hits Serenity with a safety cone and then a wet mop before Serenity dodges another safety cone and closes the distance on Azurine. Lexi Stone: Everything but the kitchen sink getting involved in this one!The fight continues into the merchandise stand, and Azurine throws an Addy A shirt in Serenity’s face and tackles her into the stand which covers them both in various hats, shirts, and other merch. As they emerge, Serenity hits Azurine with a souvenir Corey Black chair, and slams Azurine into the nearby wall. Serenity begins to yell: “what’s going to happen to Azurine is blood on Lissie Hope’s hands!” and “this won’t stop until Lissie gives her what she wants!” Jimmy Garcia: What she’s doing here is Serenity's fault herself! Lissie has nothing to do with this!Azurine and Serenity fight into concessions. Serenity grabs a drink off a table and tosses it in Azurine’s face. Azurine throws a plate of french fries at Serenity, and they stumble over several tables. Azurine slams Serenity’s head into one of the tables, and grabs the ketchup and mustard and squeezes them. As Serenity moves, the condiments hits a fan sitting at the table behind Serenity. Serenity pauses for a moment and laughs at the fan’s plight, and the pair then begin throwing punches again. Lexi Stone: The least Serenity could do is offer to cover that fan’s dry cleaning! Serenity and Azurine fight to the exit and wind up outside. Jimmy Garcia: They’re outside on the street! The way this fight is going, they may end up at Wrigley Field!Serenity slams Azurine into a parked cab, and Azurine stomps on Serenity’s foot and drives her into a nearby light pole. Azurine tosses Serenity back inside the building, and Serenity swings a shovel violently at Azurine’s head. Azurine ducks the shovel and unloads with stiff forearm shivers. Serenity stumbles through the curtain back into the arena, and Azurine and Serenity lock up and throw hockey punches down the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: And now the fight returns where it started.Lexi Stone: Yeah they’ve fought EVERYWHERE in this street fight!Serenity kicks Azurine in the gut and tosses her into the ring post. Serenity smashes her into the barricade. She grabs Azurine by the head and screams about it being time to end this. Serenity tosses Azurine into the ring and grabs a steel chair. She slides into the ring, but as she stands, Azurine drop kicks the chair back into Serenity’s face! Jimmy Garcia: RIGHT IN THE KISSER!Azurine connects with a springboard double axe handle and covers. One
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two…… three! ding ding ding Jimmy Garcia: Its over! Serenity Holmes wins it! She's victorious here tonight!Vebbins rolls out of hte ring ans Serenity kicks her out! Lexi Stone: Man! This is vicious stuff!we fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:55:13 GMT -5
Recorded earlier…
The titan tron came to life. And slowly fade into Karlie Nash sitting in a room. Karlie Nash: Battlefield was the eye opening I needed. People have said Red, White, and Bruised got what we deserved, and they're right, our arrogance was our downfall, Nikola and I were humbled at battlefield, Deathstars beat us fair and square, and we accept that.Humble yourself before the lord, and he will exalt you. James 4:10.I’ve had time to think since Battlefield and humility isn’t a bad thing. Maybe others need to learn a little, you will truly be enlightened by the experience, as I have.Cinta, Toxin our issues concluded at Battlefield and I wish you both the best for the future, as for my future, well I have spoken to Joey Bunga and have reactivated my singles contact, but to do that, I had to make several concessions, First I’m excluded from representing Cruiserclash at this years Havoc rumble, two, I have to earn my keep, I have to start at the very bottom of the roster, three, no weeks off between now and the Havoc Rumble, and I accept any rivalry presented to me.Karlie stands up and prepares to leave the room, then stops. Karlie Nash: And finally my Cruiserclash contract is open to anyone on cruiserclash, all you have to do is sign your name, any cruiserclash any type of match, that’s the final concession I was asked to give.Luke 21:25-28 “And there will be signs in sun and moon and stars, and on the earth distress of nations in perplexity because of the roaring of the sea and the waves, people fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.”Hopefully I’ll see you all soon.The titan tron then fades back to the Cruiserclash logo
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 28, 2023 9:59:37 GMT -5
Winner Goes Into Battlebowl Match Lissie Hope vs Teo Blaze vs Lazaro Vicente vs Zombie McMorris
The thumping synths of “Her” by Megan Thee Stallion reverberates through the arena, as Megan’s voiceover comes over the speakers and the booming bass shakes the seats underneath each audience member. They rise to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of Action Wrestling’s CBS Champion, "#HumanHitStick" Lissie Hope! “I don't care if these bitches don't like me 'Cause, like, I'm pretty as fuck, hahahaha”The crowd jumps out of their seats as Megan raps the first verse, and the anticipation is growing, and the cheers start to crescendo as it remixes into the chorus. “I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her She, she, she, she, she, she, she”Finally, the curtains spread and Lissie Hope emerges at the top of the entrance stage, standing for a moment and appreciating all of the cheers being levied in her direction. The CBS Championship glitters with the spotlights. “I ain't scared of shit, man or bitch To everybody hating, y'all can suck this clit”She notices signs of support in the front rows, and she acknowledges those young fans with high-fives. She sprints down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope. She bounces to her feet and raises her arms to the crowd. “I'm her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her She, she, she, she, she, she, she”Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen... standing 5'5" and weighing 147 pounds… SHE IS “THE DREAMER”… SHE IS "THE HUMAN HIT STICK"... SHE IS FORMER TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION… SHE IS… "HER"!The fans roar with the introduction! Ethan Miller: SHE IS LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE!She enters the ring wearing a long black leather overcoat. She removes it, revealing a black leather boustier with embedded diamond studs. She has on black leather shorts connected to leather stirrups around her thighs. Leather knee-high boots complete the look. She hands her belt and coat over the ropes to the timekeeper, before climbing the corner to acknowledge the fans. The song fades to a hush and she awaits the opening bell.
The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message:
Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set.
Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match.
"When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along.
Dig, if you will, the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you, my darling?
Can you picture this?
Ethan Miller: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!
ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring
ZMAC: How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end. ZMAC takes off his leather jacket, throws it off to the side as he hits a bump of coke before rolling into the ring.
Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden serpent head dress with green and blue feathers coming out the back of it, gold arm bands, gold boots with gold kick pads, and green trunks with gold trim, he is accompanied by The Desert Rose Vandalia Valdez who is dressed in a green and blue top, a green mini skirt, blue boots with green kick pads, and she has blue streaks strategically painted on her body with gold jewelry. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring with his partner beside him. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small giel with her father and they give Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping off to the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his gold arm bands and giving his head dress to Vandalia who finishes posing to the crowd from the ring apron.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the CruiserClash Main Event, a Fatal Fourway match featuring four of the top superstars on CruiserClash!
Lexi Stone: And the prize at stake? Entry into Battlebowl!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s right! And winning Battlebowl gives that wrestler a HUGE advantage at the Havoc rumble! Winning this match very well could be the first step in the long journey of earning an Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship match, in the Main Event of Evolution!
Lexi Stone: The atmosphere is electric here tonight, as these four competitors prepare to square off in what promises to be an unforgettable match. The stakes are high, and the tension is palpable, as each wrestler stares down their opponents, ready to do whatever it takes to come out on top!
DING DING DING
The bell rings, and the match is underway! All four competitors quickly move towards the center of the ring, eyeing each other carefully. Lissie and Lazaro share a nod, forming a temporary alliance, while Teo and Zombie stand their ground, ready to take on anyone who comes their way.
Lissie and Lazaro charge forward, but Teo and Zombie are quick to react. Teo grabs Lissie and throws her towards the ropes, while Zombie takes a swing at Lazaro. But Lazaro is too fast, ducking under the attack and hitting Zombie with a quick dropkick to the chest.
Meanwhile, Lissie rebounds off the ropes and charges at Teo, but Teo is ready, catching her with a powerful clothesline that sends her crashing to the mat. Teo goes for the cover, but Zombie breaks it up, stomping on Teo's back before he can secure the pinfall.
Zombie picks up Teo and slams him down to the mat with a thunderous powerbomb, before turning his attention to Lissie. But Lissie is quick to react, rolling out of the way just as Zombie comes crashing down with a big elbow drop.
Lazaro sees his opportunity and climbs to the top rope, launching himself into the air with a flying crossbody that takes down both Zombie and Lissie. The crowd erupts with excitement as Lazaro jumps back up to his feet, pumped up and ready for more.
Lexi Stone: HUGE crossbody from Lazaro!
Jimmy Garcia: All competitors are firing on all cylinders! The action is fast and chaotic! It’s anyone’s ballgame!
As Lazaro turns around, he's met with a lightning-quick slingblade from Teo, who has recovered from his earlier attack. Lazaro crumples to the mat, dazed and confused, as Teo goes for the cover.
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Lissie breaks up the pinfall, diving in at the last second! The crowd cheers as all four wrestlers get back to their feet, ready to continue the battle. It's anyone's game at this point, and the excitement in the arena is palpable!
Lexi Stone: Listen to this crowd!
Jimmy Garcia: The crowd showing their love and appreciation for all four competitors!
Lissie Hope and Lazaro Vicente quickly team up, attempting to take down Zombie McMorris and Teo Blaze. Lissie hits McMorris with a series of quick strikes, but the Coked Out MadMan seems unfazed! He swats her away with relative ease, causing her to stumble back into the ropes.
Meanwhile, Teo charges at Lazaro, attempting a clothesline. Lazaro is able to duck the strike, causing Teo to collide with Lissie and McMorris, knocking both of them out of the ring.
Teo turns back around but Lazaro has already shot forward, and he grabs Teo in a firemans carry position, and quickly drops him with a devastating Death Valley Driver!
Jimmy Garcia: Death Valley Driver by Lazaro!
Lexi Stone: Lissie Hope and Zombie McMorris are still on the outside! Is this Lazaro’s chance to book his spot in Battlebowl?!
Lazaro heads to the top rope! He leaps through the air, the crowd in awe of a beautiful Shooting Star Press that lands flush on Teo! Lazaro hooks the leg!
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2…
3-NO! Zombie McMorris breaks it up!
Lexi Stone: Zombie McMorris saves the match at the last second!
Jimmy Garcia: Close call!
Lazaro turns, quickly getting back to his feet, but Zombie halts him with a stiff kick to the midsection before quickly taking him over with a snap suplex. Lazaro rolls out of the ring, just as Lissie slides in! She goes right after McMorris! The two exchange wild left and right punches, with neither competitor budging! A sudden knee lift from Zombie McMorris halts Lissie right where she stands, and he follows it up with a clubbing blow to the lower back of Lissie, driving her into the canvas. Teo is back to his feet, and he flies across the ring, landing a slingblade on McMorris! Zombie pops right back up, and Teo sends him right back down with a snap northern lights suplex! Teo bridges into a pin!
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Lissie breaks it up! She tosses Teo over the top rope and he collides with Lazaro! McMorris is back up and he clotheslines Lissie over the top as well! Zombie slides out after them, and sees his three opponents all trying to get back to their feet. Zombie charges and leaves his feet- But at the last moment, Lissie, Teo, and Lazaro all manage to move out of the way, causing Zombie to collide head-first with the steel ring post! The impact is deafening, and Zombie crumples to the ground, seemingly knocked out cold!
Jimmy Garcia: Zombie McMorris just struck the ring post HEAD FIRST!
Lexi Stone: Zombie McMorris could be OUT COLD! He may be out of the match!
Lissie and Lazaro quickly slide back into the ring, with Teo just a step behind them. Lissie fires off a series of forearm strikes to the chest of Lazaro, sending him reeling backward a couple of steps. Teo grabs Lissie, ripcording her arm, spinning her into a leaping knee strike! Lazaro takes advantage with a release german suplex, sending Lissie flying to the canvas!
Teo quickly catches Lazaro with a chop, returned by Lazaro! Another by Teo! Another by Lazaro! Another by Teo! Again by Lazaro! The last one rocks Teo and he stumbles back. Lazaro sprints to the ropes, sprinboarding off with a moonsault-BUT TEO CATCHES HIM! MODIFIED PILEDRIVER TO LAZARO!
Lexi Stone: HE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s gotta be IT!
Teo falls into a pin!
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2…
Lissie breaks it up again!
Lexi Stone: Again Lissie saves the matchup for herself!
Teo is back up but met with another forearm shot from Lissie, staggering him. Teo leaps in the air, connecting with an enziguri to the side of the head of Lissie! Teo pulls her in, looking for a northern lights suplex but Lissie knees him in the gut a couple of times, until the hold is broken! Lissie swings for a clothesline but Teo ducks, Lissie continues ahead hitting the ropes and on the rebound, Teo leapfrogs her! She hits the ropes again and connects this time, with a HUGE SPEAR!
Lexi Stone: #HumanHitStick!!!
Jimmy Garcia: She may have just broken Teo Blaze in half!
Lissie crawls over to Teo, just barely hooking the leg!
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Zombie McMorris dashes in between the ropes just in time to break it up!
Lexi Stone: Zombie McMorris SOMEHOW gets in to break it up!
Lazaro has just barely gotten to his feet as well and launches himself at McMorris, who meets him and they start brawling in the corner! McMorris hoists Lazaro up, but Lazaro falls onto the apron and hits a back elbow that sends Zombie reeling! Lazaro slingshots in, looking for a cutter, but Zombie catches him and throws him down to the canvas!
Zombie turns and eats a boot to the gut from Lissie, and she hits the Pedigree!
Lexi Stone: CROWN OF THORNS!
Before Lissie can follow up, Teo springboards off of the top rope and takes her down with a crossbody! As Teo gets up, Lazaro grabs him from behind and sends him careening shoulder-first into the ring post! The force sends Teo tumbling to the ringside area floor.
Lexi Stone: Lazaro takes out Teo!
Jimmy Garcia: And now he’s got his attention on Lissie Hope and possibly Battlebowl!
Lissie stumbles to her feet and Lazaro catches her with a step-up enziguri! She’s wobbly and Lazaro is looking for a Spanish Fly-but Lissie elbows her way out of it! She kicks Lazaro in the gut! Pedigree-NO! Lazaro spins out of it! Tornado DDT to Lissie! He spiked her head into the mat!
Lexi Stone: Lazaro is headed to the top!
Lazaro stands steady on the top rope…he flies off with a Phoenix Splash!
LISSIE GETS THE KNEES UP!
Lazaro is stumbling around!
Kick to the gut from Lissie!
CROWN OF THORNSSSSSS!!!!
Lexi Stone: CROWN OF THORNS TO LAZARO!
Jimmy Garcia: She hit it!!
Lissie crawls into the cover!
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The bell rings!
Ethan Miller: Here is your winner…and moving on to Battlebowl…LISSIE HOPE!
Lissie sits up as she is handed her Cruiserweight Championship and Women’s Championship belts, and a big smile on her face with the knowledge that she will be once again competing in Battlebowl!
Teo is up and frustrated as Lissie gets up and holds up her two Championship belts! Lazaro rolls out of the ring with Valdez grabbing him and lifting him up..
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie Hope wins it! She goes into Battlebowl next week for a chance to be the final entrant in the Havoc rumble!
Lexi Stone: I can't wait! It sounds exciting! Lissie has been on the most insane 2023 roll as of late!
Jimmy Garcia: She truly has!
Lissie is going up the ramp as Teo is already headed to the back..
Lazaro is
Lazaro is speaking with Vandalia at ringside, pointing up at Lissie Hope and gesturing around his waist. As they circle the ring, an enthusiastic fan with one of Vincente's signature masks is applauding and giving the thumbs up. Lazaro nods, walking over and asking the fan for a pen..
Lazaro is speaking with Vandalia at ringside, pointing up at Lissie Hope and gesturing around his waist. As they circle the ring, an enthusiastic fan with one of Vincente's signature masks is applauding and giving the thumbs up. Lazaro nods, walking over and asking the fan for a pen. Lexi Stone: How sweet!! Win, lose or draw, Lazaro has dedicated fans who back him! And he's signing that fan's mask!The fan extends his arms, Vandalia shrugs as Lazaro turns and embraces the fan. As he starts to back away, the fan jerks… Jimmy Garcia: I don't think that's a fan!! That guy just head-butted Lazaro right across the bridge of his nose!! Security!!The "fan" jumps the guardrail, Vandalia turning to block the assailant from a bloodied Vincente. The masked man grins, slowly removing the mask… Jimmy Garcia: THAT'S NO FAN!!Lexi Stone: That's Jaice Wilds!! But he was escorted out of the arena earlier?!Jimmy Garcia: Squirmy bastard must have bought a ticket and weaseled his way back into the arena… AND HE JUST THREW A BEER INTO VANDALIA'S FACE!!Valdez stumbles backwards as Jaice lines up Lazaro for the shot. Vincente stands up, blood pouring from his nose, and slowly turns around… Lexi Stone: XTREME DREAM!! XTREME DREAM TO LAZARO!! HE'S OUT COLD!!Wilds grins as Vandalia turns around, still wiping booze from her face. Jaice waves,blowing her a kiss as he jumps bacthe barrier and disappears into the crowd. Jimmy Garcia: An incredible end to an incredible CruiserClash, and Wilds had to muck it up with this disgusting sneak attack on an already battle-worn Lazaro! Arrogant jerk!!Lexi Stone: I'd love to get into all this, but it looks like we are out of time!! Everybody stay tuned because Monday Night Clash is up in just a few seconds!!
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