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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:20:08 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena and the music fades quickly and we cut to a spotlight on a figure in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash and folks, its Karlie Nash, all by herself, she's in the ring.. what is this about?! Lexi Stone: No idea, but she has the microphone.. she has the floor! Karlie Nash: Where have I been the last two weeks? That’s none of your business. Right now I have a few things I need to get off my chest, first Danny Powers go fuck yourself.The crowd boos. Jimmy Garcia: Wow, whats that about?Lexi Stone: I dunno! Karlie Nash accepted all those challenges, not Powers!Karlie Nash: Second I hope Lazaro Vicente walks out of cruiserclash number one contender, guy deserves it, unlike the others, okay maybe Bryan Blaze, but hey he tends to bully people if he doesn’t get what he wants. But anyways, As I sit here and contemplate a lot of things rub me the wrong way, like people not contractually signed to Cruiserclash getting handed title matches, entitled people living of their famous last name wanting title matches, what about everyone else, what about Hotaka, where are his opportunities, where are Alex Marley opportunities, and as much as I don’t see eye to eye with her where are Azurine Vebbins opportunities, I’ll tell you where they are, the same place as Red, White, and Bruises are, nowhere.The crowd boos. Karlie Nash: Cruiserclash has lost its identity, its turned its back on the people who have busted their butts, have poured their blood, sweat and tears into making this division great, for every flavor of the month that management gets a hard on for, every nostalgia act looking for one last time in the spotlight, and for people who don’t give a crap about being cruiserweight champion, they just want it to be another line on a resume. Now, I know no one will come out to my lil' speech so I’ll probably have to lay down for someone who doesn’t deserve to stand to be in a wrestling ring with me, or could lace my fucking boots, because unlike most people on the roster who offer nothing outside wrestling, I’m a real legit athlete with more to offer than just professional wrestling.The crowd boos. Karlie Nash: Please bow your heads and repeat after me...The crowd booooos. Karlie Nash: For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there will be disorder and every vile practice. James 3:16..The lights strobe on and off as Its Chicano Rap's Centro Side plays over the loudspeakers and the crowd reacts as Deathstars make their way through the curtain and onto the stage. Toxin kneels down and poses with both hands into a Deathstars gangsign as Cinta jumps over him and lands and kneels down like a bad Superhero and pyro blasts behind them. Jimmy Garcia: Toxin has a microphone! Toxin: As you see we do not have those toy Tag Team belts you made once. We retire them forever. We put them in sacred Mexican fire that has burned for eternity at our compound.Karlie just stares at them while in the middle of the ring. Her gaze getting a bit more angrier. Toxin: So I make ultimate challenge to you at Battlefield. Because you come out here and offend true Lucha Libre culture. You poke fun at Mexico and it's beautiful country. You mock our national anthem and you think you are the victim? You are no victim, Karlie. You are a bully and I and my brother will make you pay every week until you admit to us, on your knees that we are superior in every way.Karlie shakes her head.. Toxin: So I will give you ultimate opportunity in ultimate challenge at Battlefield.. Deathstars take on Red White and Bruised one final time.. If we lose, we stand in middle of ring.. and we will hand you our masks.The crowd pops. Lexi Stone: WHOA! UNMASKING?!Jimmy Garcia: Deathstars hold those masks so close to their hearts..Toxin: And if we win?Karlie is smirking about the mask stipulation.. Toxin: Red White and Bruised careers are OVER on CruiserClash!The crowd pops as Karlie raises an eyebrow. Toxin: So Karlie you go tell Nikki and your weird tall girl and that other one and you come up with answer next week. We will give you one week. You either accept... or you little, stupid, scared, BITCH.The crowd pops. Toxin: Masks. Careers. The Ultimate Challenge.Toxin drops the microphone on the stage as Karlie stands in the ring leaning on the ropes just staring down the Deathstars.. Jimmy Garcia: WOOOOWWWW DO YOU THINK RED WHITE AND BRUISED WILL ACCEPT?! Lexi Stone: I DONT KNOW! MASKS VS CAREERS! HOW INSANE! THIS IS CRAZY!Jimmy Garcia:.. NO, LEXI.. ITS NOT JUST CRAZY.. ITS ULTIMATE.. THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!The scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:24:27 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs. Leon Blackwell
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and folks, what an opening segment! Will Karlie Nash accept the ultimate challenge or will she back down and be called a coward by Deathstars?Lexi Stone: Who knows! I can see Black well in the ring and Vebbins sliding in! This should be a good opening bout!DING DING DING Blackwell rushes but Vebbins sunset flips powerbombs his ass into the canvas and pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AND THATS IT!? Lexi Stone: THATS IT! VEBBINS IS VICTORIOUS!Jimmy Garcia: Night, night, Blackwell. Night, night!Vebbins shakes her big ol' ass and the crowd is delighted by this fact and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:28:42 GMT -5
Backstage!
The Arcade 1 Arena has been booked to host another episode of Action Wrestling's CruiserClash especially considering the significant main event that will determine a number one contender for the cruiserweight championship. However, for one individual with a lot to say, she's marching through the hallways and bulldozing past anyone who is unfortunately in her way. Serenity Holmes appears on the live broadcast storming in a walk dressed in a black tank top, tight black denim jeans, spiked high boots, and her black hat turned backward. The audience of Ottumwa, Iowa, is delighted to see Serenity on the live broadcast within the venue of the facility. Jimmy Garcia: There she is, the former Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion and former Action Wrestling Womens Champion, "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!Lexi Stone: And she's heading to the office of our general manager, Joey Bunga, and it looks like she isn't too happy.Serenity stops before the office door of Joey Bunga and knocks on it a couple of times. She receives no answer and jams the door open the room where she sees Bunga looking very annoyed at her even though he's on the phone. Joey Bunga: Let me call you back.He hangs up the phone and remains seated behind the desk. Serenity stands in front of him, upset. Serenity Holmes: I want my rematch against Lissie Hope for the Action Wrestling Womens Championship. You knew I wanted that, yet the main event isn't that. So what the hell is going on, Joey?Joey Bunga: Serenity, you won the match, yes but you're not exactly the Womens #1 contender! I didn't make it official! Last week, you defeated Punky and Zara in the main event and earned a FUTURE opportunity, ight? However, Lissie Hope is busy with Zombie McMorris for the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship-She slams her hands on his desk, interrupting him abruptly. Jimmy Garcia: Oh God!Serenity Holmes: I am still waiting to receive my championship rematches. I still need to accept my cruiserweight championship and women's championship rematch. I haven't gotten any of that because I'm either being booked in matches where my opponents get championship matches after they lose to me, or I'm stuck in contendership matches when I've already proven to be the top contender in this division. Whenever I try to get an opportunity, you create chaos around the championships. I am sick of how you're treating me, Joey! I have to fight for my options and am the face of this brand! It's almost like you don't want me to succeed, so the problem isn't me; it is you!Joey immediately stands up and yells at the top of his lungs. Joey Bunga: Ight, dats it, Serenity! Nah we ain't doin this! I've had enough of you thinking you deserve these opportunities, but it doesn't work like that. You are a winning women superstar, yes, but you're not exactly THE number one contender ight?, and you will get your rematch for the belt when I deem you ready! Now leave my office before I suspend you indefinitely, or, better yet, take away your rematch so you can learn to humble yourself!Serenity doesn't say anything until turning around and leaving the office with a blank facial expression. She walks down the hallway grunting and clenching her fists until she passes a group of enhancement talents enjoying a friendly conversation. Serenity stops momentarily until looking over her shoulder, then approaches the group of women, especially comforting Jenny Gato, a known growing talent on the cruiser clash roster. Jenny Gato: Hey Serenity, did you hear about Lissie Hope challenging Zombie McMorris? Our Women's Champion is proving that all women can do what she does.Serenity smiles. Serenity Holmes: Yes, I agree. So I can't do the same as well?Jenny blinks. Twice. Jenny Gato: What? No? That's not what I said.Serenity Holmes: What?! I you think I'm worthy of my championship rematch?The rest of the women walk away from the controversy, and Jenny backs up to Serenity, cornering her near an equipment box. Jenny Gato: Serenity, I didn't mean any disrespect. I was saying how proud we all are of Lissie Hope-Instantly, Serenity grabs Jenny's head with both hands and smashes the back of her head into the equipment box behind her. She falls onto the concrete floor as Serenity starts beating her down on the top of her head with back-to-back punches until yanking her back up to her feet before launching her into another equipment box. Security, referees, and staff pull Serenity away while tending to Jenny, who cannot move. Serenity's screaming, kicking her feet, and resisting until enough staff members drag her away. Lexi Gold: Serenity Holmes needs to get her act together! This is not how a champion behaves, and she's letting her temper get the better!Jimmy Garcia: Our higher-up officials won't be too happy. Joey Bunga may have set off something he didn't expect!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:38:31 GMT -5
Remy Nouveau vs. Wild Thing
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and this match started during the break!Lexi Stone: Remy just jumped Wild Thing from the get-go during his entrance, threw him in the ring, hit a spinebuster and the ref said it was officially started!Wild Thing gets to his feet and kicks Remy in the stomach and goes to hit the ropes but Remy cuts him off with a knee to the stomach! Remy smashes Wild Thing down to the canvas by his wild jungle hair and poses on his chest! Wild Thing stumbles up and Remy is bouncing off the ropes and hits V-Trigger! Wild Thing backflips onto his neck! Jimmy Garcia: Nouveau NoirLexi Stone: Its over!He pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: And Remy wins and look he's calling for the 201 Championship!As the referee raises Remy’s hand in victory, he calls for his 201 Title from the timekeeper and catches it as the keeper tosses it to him. Jimmy Garcia: A dominating victory for the former Cruiserweight Champion!Lexi Stone: The PRESENT 201 Champion, Jimmy! Jimmy Garcia: I don’t acknowledge that stolen valor championship, Lexi, and neither should you! Lexi Stone: All I’m saying is I look in the ring and I see a man with a championship title! What do you see, Jimmy? Jimmy Garcia: I see a man overstating himself with stolen goods! And there’s an FBI Agent in the house tonight, so he should tread lightly, too!Remy turns his attention toward Wild Thing as the downed opponent crawls slowly to his feet on wobbly legs. Remy extends his hand for a shake, and Wild Thing extends his hand to meet Remy’s. Lexi Stone: What a sign of res…Remy smashes his 201 Title into Wild Thing’s head and drives his opponent back down to the mat. Lexi Stone: Wild Thing probably had it coming, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: What a dastardly move by a former champion too prideful to admit he lost the title!Lexi Stone: He was wrongfully assaulted by someone who wasn’t in the match, Jimmy! His title was STOLEN! He’s showing the world what happens when you steal from Remy Nouveau!Remy calls for a microphone as the referee pushes him back away from Wild Thing. Jimmy Garcia: OH COME ON, REMY! WILD THING HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SITUATION! LEAVE HIM ALONE!Remy Nouveau: Look at this guy! See how I left him laying? See how I DESTROYED his body? That should tell this locker room everything they need to know about fucking with Remy Nouveau going forward!The crowd boos as Remy points at the seemingly lifeless body of Wild Thing. Remy Nouveau: Now look at THIS!Remy holds his 201 Title up high into the air. Remy Nouveau: This should tell you one simple thing: the champion makes the title, not the other way around. I should still be the Cruiserweight Champion, but it was stolen from me by Big Harper and ZMAC’s bullshit! So if they can steal my shit, I figure turnabout is fair play! I have claimed this piece of HISTORY to carve a new path into the FUTURE! 2023 is the Year of Nouveau! It’s the Year of the 201! The Cruiserweight Title is the PAST! Those chuds throwing down for the number 1 contender’s spot to face ZMAC are drawing their aim on the wrong fucking champion! This is the era of NOUVEAU NOIR! THIS IS MY ERA! Remy tosses the mic on the mat and stands triumphantly above the downed Wild Thing while jawing at his crumpled body. Jimmy Garcia: What a disgusting display here! I expected so much more from Remy!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:39:07 GMT -5
Where is Hotaka?
At ring side, Jimmy Garcia and Lexi Stone sit at the announce desk. Jimmy Garcia: Well, it’s been a difficult week here in Action Wrestling. CruiserClash Superstar, Hotaka, has been officially declared a missing person, and we’re entering day 7 since he disappeared following his encounter with Baba Yaga. Lexi Stone: They say the first 48 hours are crucial to finding a missing person alive, Jimmy. Jimmy Garcia: Lexi, let’s not address such a terrible possibility here! We’re getting word that investigators are here tonight, and they are presently interviewing folks backstage. The camera shifts to the backstage area and we find a Federal Agent walking the hall, FBI emblazoned across the back of her jacket. As she encounters people in the hall, she stops them to ask a few questions. As she comes upon a production assistant, she stops them and turns profile to the camera following behind her. Jimmy Garcia: Is that Jessica Cannon?!Lexi Stone: It is! Is she the investigator assigned to the case?! Cannon pulls her wallet out and shows the production assistant her badge before launching into questioning. Jessica Cannon: Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Hotaka? The production assistant looks at her with a disappointed face as they shake their head ‘no.’ Cannon pulls out a business card and hands it to the assistant. Jessica Cannon: If that changes, please call me.The assistant nods and scurries away as Cannon pulls out her notebook and jots a quick note to herself. Lexi Stone: Does this case being in the thorough hands of Agent Jessica Cannon make you feel better, Jimmy?Jimmy Garcia: A bit, Lexi, but I won’t be able to relax until Hotaka returns safe and sound.Cannon gazes down the hall with a look of concentration on her face as we fade to the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 19:50:38 GMT -5
Non-Title Alex Marley & Jaice Wilds vs. The Undrafted
Ethan Miller: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... weighing in at 190 lbs... ALEX MARLEY!!Alex Marley passes through the curtain, just fucking vibing to the music of MGK's Sublime RemiXX. He makes his way to the ring, dancing the whitest ways imaginable, while slapping the hands of every willing fan on the way down the ramp. As he gets in the ring, he taunts to the crowd and settles into the corner, laying across the top rope waiting for the match to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Alex Marley definitely has the tools to be a big player here on Cruiserclash, he's a former all-American athlete, I think he just needs some focus!Lexi Stone: ...Are you telling me this guy does not put on a different hat and fake mustache and go back in the ring an hour later on Monday Night Clash?Jimmy Garcia: Different person entirely.Lexi Stone: ...REALLY.Ethan Miller: And his partner...The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams…
YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!!
At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before… 3! 2! 1! Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists. You want it full frontal, over-stimulation So say a benediction, For a new addiction In voyeuristic overdrive (Here comes the countdown) Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring!!(Three) This is the new flesh Ethan Miller: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds!(Two) This is the open door Ethan Miller: He is the Final General and YOUR Xtreme Aerialist!!(One) We've got everything you wanted… Ethan Miller: He is JAICE! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDSSSS!!!Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle. You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb) Right now (Three, two, one) Violated, So degraded The show has just begun (Three, two, one) Dominated, By all you hated This will make you ULTRAnumb (Three, two, one) Wilds nods to the crowd, throwing up the X as the fans chant "X-Treme!" to their hero. He drops to the mat, running up to each remaining turnbuckle and repeating the taunt as the crowd continues to roar in approval. Lexi Stone: Fr'real, who let Jaice Wilds in? Was the back door open?Jimmy Garcia: Jaice has had a long, controversial tenure here in AW, including a forgotten stint here on Cruiserclash as an authority figure, but he is a former Cruiserweight champ and one of the all-time greats in this sport for many years!Ethan Miller: And their opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 325 lbs... they are the AW Cruiserweight Tag Team champions... MAYLIS MALPAIS AND ZIAIRE GREEN... THE UNDRAFTED!!Ziaire Green and Maylis Malpais make their way down the ramp, taking each side of to interact with the fans on there way down. Both quickly slide into the ring under the bottom rope and quickly make it to their feet. Green takes the title off his waist, holding it up in the air as Maylis takes hers off her waist and joins him before the two hands them over to the ref. Lexi Stone: No entrance music, no flashy hand gestures, not even a sparkler in the butt? Are we sure these two are even a team?Jimmy Garcia: These two only recently started teaming, but they have undeniable chemistry!!The bell rings, and Maylis and Ziaire confer with Maylis motioning to her partner that she will take the lead. Jaice does some last minute stretches as he and the confident French superstar circle around, then lock up in a collar elbow tie up. Maylis pushes Jaice down, as Jaice looks up on off his knees in surprise at being overpowered by such a small slip of a girl. The bad boy of AW redoubles his efforts, grunting and shoving, as he begins to muscle the smaller Maylis down. Jaice shoves Maylis to the mat. Undaunted, Maylis gets up again and locks up again with Jaice, who then grabs one of Maylis's arms and throws him down with an armdrag. Maylis gets to her feet, as Jaice reverses, twisting her arm and wrings it out a little. Maylis reverses by rolling through athletically, and performing a cartwheel to escape the pressure of the armwringer. She sweeps Jaice's legs. Jaice backs up, and then as he tries to plead with the ref to keep Maylis away, Maylis advances to pull Jaice up again. Jaice gives Maylis a nasty thumb to the eye. Jaice then gives Maylis a stiff headbutt that makes Maylis stumble away in pain. Jaice backs Maylis up to the ropes and gives her a few forearm shots to knock her stupid, then goes to whip Maylis to the opposite rope. Maylis runs off the ropes and on the return, Maylis explodes with a spinning wheel kick to bring Jaice down. Maylis turns and holds both arms out to the crowd, eliciting a round of applause... the Frenchwoman turns and goes to lift Wilds up. However, Jaice cuts her off with a harsh right hand that has Maylis jogging a few steps away, holding her face. Maylis shoots a look back at Jaice, furiously, and rushes in, and both Wilds and Malpais begin an exchange of right hands. Maylis throws a right, then Jaice throws a right, then Maylis throws a right, then as the larger Jaice begins overpowering Maylis, Maylis knees him in the gut, doubling Jaice over. Then Maylis is able to get the upper hand, executing a snapmare and following up with a stinging soccer kick to the shoulder blades that makes Jaice wince. Maylis turns Jaice over, using the leg to flip him, and then locking in a bridging deathlock. Jimmy Garcia: We still know very little about Maylis, where she comes from or her background, but she is grinding Jaice Wilds down.Lexi Stone: Jaice may be down, but he's the wiliest and most cunning superstar in Cruiserclash history, you'll see, he's putting her off her guard right now... luring her into a false sense of security. Jimmy Garcia: ...He's doing that while trapped in a submission and screaming in pain?Lexi Stone: Some people play checkers, some people play chess, Jaice Wilds sets up an entire board of Mousetrap just to use it once!Maylis arches his back to pull the submission in tighter. Jaice screams out in pain, reaching for the ropes. Maylis puts more pressure onto Jaice. Jaice begins shaking, and he is using his elbows to inch forward. And as the crowd begins to get begin them somewhat, he uses his strength to get to the ropes. The ref tells Maylis to break it up, and Maylis breaks off at the four count. Maylis gets up and stomps several times on the back of Jaice. Maylis then drops an elbow on Jaice’s chest and then another. She starts to go for a cover, but Jaice shoves him away. Maylis quickly cranks Jaice's head in a neck vice submission, twisting Jaice's head painfully. Jaice squawks in pain and tries to get to his feet. Slowly, he pulls himself up and begins levelling elbow shots at Maylis's midsection. Jimmy Garcia: Jaice is trying to find momentum to make it back to his corner. Lexi Stone: (Pfft, Like he can even spell the word momentum.)Jimmy Garcia: Man... I thought you were on Jaice's side. Ice cold.Finally, Jaice is able to fight his way free. He starts to run off the ropes, but Maylis leapfrogs over him on the return. Jaice turns around as Maylis runs off the opposite side, but Maylis ducks under a clothesline. Jaice turns around, confused, and gets a boot to the gut and receives a snap suplex. Jaice shouts, holding his back. He gets up. Maylis, pacing around, starts to run off the ropes, but Marley shoves her from behind. Maylis stumbles a few steps, and then turns around to glare at Marley. Maylis turns back, and Jaice gives her a European uppercut. He tags in Marley. Marley stomps at Maylis’s head. The ref yells at Marley not to do that, but Marley just says come on, bro, let's have some good vibes tonight, or whatever, and gives Maylis a few good stomps. Marley then picks up Maylis and whips her into the ropes, when Maylis comes back, Marley leapfrogs over him. When Maylis runs back off the ropes again, Marley comes up with a spinning heel kick to the face. Marley looks over to Jaice for guidance, who nods and yells at him to stay focused. Jimmy Garcia: I think the hope is, if these two can get a win in this non-title match tonight, they'll qualify for a shot at the Cruiserweight Tag titles.Lexi Stone: I think the hope is, if two strangers in the night exchanging glances can come together in Cruiserhavoc and win these belts, that if they get their shit together right here, they can do the same.Marley looks back at Ziaire, giving him a few choice words and picks up Maylis, only to get hit with a jawbreaker. Marley falls to his knees as then Maylis lifts him up, backing him into the corner, as she nails knife edge chops away at Marley’s chest. After a few good chops, Maylis walks Marley over to her corner and tags in Ziaire, who gives Marley a few rights and lefts, mixed martial arts style, then a spinning back fist to the face. Marley falls back against the ropes, covering up, as Ziaire gives him a boot to the gut and a gutwrench suplex. Ziaire lands a leg drop across the throat, and goes for a cover. The referee: One... Kickout. Ziaire lifts Marley up, walking him back into their corner, and tagging in Maylis. He stretches Marley out to expose his side and allows Maylis to nail a few quick kicks, then he goes back into their corner without arguement from the referee. Maylis gives Marley a snapmare, then follows it up with a flipping neck whip from a seated position. Maylis goes for a standingleg drop, but Marley rolls out onto the apron. Maylis hits the mat butt first, groaning, and she rolls to her feet and goes over to the ropes to lift up Marley, but Marley meets her with a shoulder thrust through the middle rope. Marley gives Maylis a second shoulder thrust, then he grips Maylis's head and snaps it down across the top rope. Maylis flings back into the middle of the ring, contorting and holding her throat. Marley walks over and tags in Jaice. Jimmy Garcia: Borderline illegal move by Marley.Lexi Stone: Marley can't even spell borderline, he's just a chill bro who's going with what feels good at the moment!Jimmy Garcia: For real, what is up with you and spelling all of a sudden?Jaice circles around Maylis like a hunter stalking his prey. It would be awesome if you read that in a Steve Irwin voice. Maylis rolls to her feet, and Jaice takes her back down with a harsh body slam. Maylis arches her back. Jaice peels her up off the mat, hooks h in position and hits a standing Spanish fly, aka Agent of Chaos! Then he drags Maylis’s body over to his corner and tags in Marley. Marley gets in and begins stomping at Maylis’s body. Marley takes a moment to play to the crowd. Then he begins to lift Maylis back to his feet and Maylis tries to fight back. Marley gets the upper hand with clubs to the back, and he plants Maylis with a double underhook DDT. Marley goes for a pin. The referee: One... Two... Kickout Marley looks lost, and his anxiety is starting to show as he looks back to Wilds, who slaps his hands together impatiently and tells Marley to stay focused. Maylis, though dazed, is starting to crawl back to her corner to tag in Ziaire, but Jaice shouts at Marley. Marley snags Maylis by the foot and drags her back, but Maylis flips over and takes his fucking soul with an enziguri. Maylis tucks and rolls over to her corner, then tags in Ziaire again, and the strong style flyer hops over the top rope, rushes in and decimates Marley with a V-Trigger style knee. He lifts Marley up, turning him over and finishing off with a Michinoku driver, hooking the leg for the cover. The referee: One... Two... Jaice Wilds breaks up the pin Jaice, ignoring the referee's dictum to get back in his corner, lays a few stomps and clubs to the back of the head. The referee intervenes, pushing Jaice, who holds his hands up. Suddenly, Ziaire is back up, furiously getting up and going towards Jaice, who taunts him. Ziaire motions to Jaice as if to say he's going to mess him up, and then turns back to Marley. Marley gets to one knee, but only to receive both hard rights a few knee lifts from an energetic Ziaire. When Marley doesn’t go down, Ziaire gives him a hard chop to the chest. Marley yells out in pain, holding his pecs. Ziaire chops again and again, then he grips Marley's arm and whips him into the corner. Marley is laid out across the turnbuckles. Ziaire then runs in and delivers a jumping double high knee right to the sternum of Marley in the corner. Marley holds his chest as he stumbles out. He flops to his knees, holding himself. Ziaire measures him with a martial arts stance, and as Marley starts to pull himself up, Ziaire nearly beheads him with a buzzsaw kick to the temple. Ziaire goes for a cover. The referee: One... Two... Kickout Jimmy Garcia: Now the Undrafted are starting to put a hurting on Marley, who's eyes look glazed over after that last shot!Lexi Stone: When the doctor is checking him for the concussion protocols, I wonder if he'll even be able to spell degenerative brain damage!Jaice shouts at Marley to get back in gear, but Ziaire pulls Marley back over to his corner. He tags in Maylis, who irish whips a stunned Marley off the ropes, assisted right into a diamond cutter from Ziaire, who gives his partner a high five! Jimmy Garcia: Amazing teamwork on that assisted Green Light! The champs are rolling!Jaice starts to get in the ring, but Ziaire cuts across, throwing him out of the ring to the floor! Jaice lands on his feet, but Ziaire stands at the ropes blocking him, and Jaice begins walking around the side of the ring! On the other side, Maylis grabs Marley, turning him over and locking in a painful looking armbar, La Croix-d'Argent!! Jimmy Garcia: THE ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN! I'M NOT EVEN... GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SPELL THAT!Lexi Stone: SEE, YOU'RE DOING IT TOO!!Jimmy Garcia: And Jaice Wilds isn't even attempting to help his partner, I think he's washing his hands of it!Lexi Stone: I mean, I believe Jaice Wilds tried his best but there's only so much he could do!Marley is screaming and trying to turn over, but Maylis is hanging on the arm and pulling back on it with all of her might. Marley lets out a loud yell of pain, and taps out! Ding Ding Ding Ethan Miller: Here are your winners... MAYLIS MALPAIS AND ZIAIRE GREEN... THE UNDRAFTED!!Ziaire comes over to Maylis, handing her her Tag Team title, and Maylis takes her partner's arm, and they stand. The referee checks on Marley, who is clearly in pain and favoring his arm. Jimmy Garcia: A hell of a fight, and an impressive win for the Undrafted, who are STILL undefeated as a tag team!! Who can possibly challenge them for their titles?Jaice Wilds, standing on the ramp, looks at Maylis and Green in the ring, shaking his head with a snarl as he walks away.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:20:30 GMT -5
Live Via Satellite!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s been an exciting night tonight, and we’re not done yet! We still have to anoint an official number one contender to the Cruiserweight Championship, as well see who can come out of the triple threat main event!Lexi Stone: Somehow, ZMac and Lissie are in the title match at Battlefield but tonights main event is naming a #1 contender!Jimmy Garcia: We’ve got a special surprise tonight, as we’re joined live via satellite by the Women’s Champion herself… Lissie Hope!Lissie comes on screen with a huge smile on her face, sitting in front of a window with a skyline behind her. She responds with appreciation for the big reaction from the fans in attendance, thanking them by placing her palms together and nodding her head into the camera. Jimmy Garcia: Thank you for being here with us tonight in spirit, Lissie! Where are you at right now??Lissie Hope: Hey Jimmie! Hey Lexi! Hey Action Wrestling, I love you and miss you all! I’m sorry I couldn’t be there today – I decided to stay a couple days in Vegas and heal.Jimmy Garcia: We know you were at DPI earlier in the week and had a gruesome match with Casanova English –Lissie nods her head and shows her bandaged arm to the camera. Jimmy Garcia: – first things first, how are you feeling?Lissie Hope: Even in victory, I still suffered a beating, Jimmy. My knee, which wasn’t even 100% to begin with, just took a lot of damage again. And my arm – you have no idea how much having a monster burn you with a cigarette hurts, and how humiliating it is – how harrowing it is – just knowing that people hate you so much to go to these lengths. It really makes you see the comfort and safety and protection of people who you know would never put you in harm’s way. I just needed my safety net, y’know? I couldn’t come to an arena again until I get my mind right. My body right. But I’ll be back sooner than you know, man. You know I can’t stay away long.Lexi Stone: We’ve seen that time and time again, Lissie – you taking some time away to recover and you return with a full head of steam. And now, as the Women’s Champion, and with an opportunity at the Cruiserweight Championship waiting for you at Battlefield – you’ve gotta know that you’re needed more than ever.Lissie Hope: Absolutely, Lexi. I’m fully prepared for what’s to come at Battlefield. I have a chance to win my sixth different title in this company. That’s record-breaking, isn’t it?Jimmy Garcia: I do believe so, Lissie!Lissie Hope: It’s a lot of pressure – a lot of scrutiny I’m bound to face, Jimmy. So now, moreso than ever, I have to make sure I’m ready for it. I know Zombie McMorris wants to tear my head off my shoulders. He made that clear last week – and the feeling’s mutual.Jimmy Garcia: You’ve never liked him, huh?Lissie Hope: He’s never liked me! He’s always had my name in his mouth, antagonizing me, discrediting me. I’ve never even given such a ineffectual nothing like him my time of day in the past… I’ve always let him say what he’s got to say because I figured our paths weren’t meant to cross. But I’ve opened up my eyes to everyone now. My chest is open season for anyone who wants to take the shot. I’m not scared to lose, Jimmy. I’m not scared to be hurt anymore. At a certain point, after all of the punishment I’ve taken, and all of the wars I’ve endured – I’m impervious to it now. I know I can survive it. I am unkillable.Jimmy Garcia: It seems like you’re more at peace now than you’ve ever been.Lissie Hope: I don’t have anything left to prove. I’ve always wanted to leave this business better than when I entered it. And you take one look at the titleboard and you’ll see just how much things have changed in this company, Jimmy. The respect we’ve earned – Lexi Stone: You’re talking about the women of Action Wrestling? Lissie Hope: Yeah! I like to think I had a hand in what we’re seeing now.Jimmy Garcia: Undoubtedly.Lissie Hope: So yeah, if people want to take a shot at me, I’m right here. And the belt? That’s just an added bonus for me. I’ve gotten to a point in my career where I’m just taking candy from babies. The Pure Cup – I wouldn’t have ever agreed to fight for it two years ago. A year ago. I thought it was beneath me. But it’s a spirit of competition. It’s a chance for those who haven’t yet won a World Championship to take down a World Champion. And if I can add another data point to my legacy, then I’m not going to say no to the chance.Lexi Stone: We know Serenity Holmes wants to meet you in the ring and win back the Women’s Championship.Lissie Hope: Serenity is a friend. She’s someone I’ve grown to love and respect so much. And I want to give her her chance, absolutely. But here’s the thing – I only have so much time. My focus is on ZMAC at Battlefield. And then, we’ll let the chips fall where they may.Jimmy Garcia: John Thomas, friend of Action Wrestling, seems to think you’re dodging her, Lissie.Lissie Hope: Oh God. John Thomas is a hack, Jimmy. We don’t need to pay any mind to a man who’s built his career on attacking me. He’s never even given me an opportunity to sit down with him and share my side of the story with him, but he’s always thought he’s had all of the answers for why I do things the way I do. I don’t give a damn what John Thomas has to say.Lexi Stone: But you don’t think he’s got a point, Lissie? Serenity has never gotten her rematch.Lissie Hope: That’s the game, Lexi. I hear her. I empathize with her – probably more than anyone even knows. I never got rematches for either of the times I lost the World Championship. Or the US Championship. Or the CBS Championship. It’s going on years now, years of never being given the option to win back titles that were stolen from me. But you know what I did? I fought tooth and nail to win my way back. To shift my focus. To adapt to the plan that God had in store for me.Lissie pauses a little as there’s a growing murmur in the crowd. Lissie Hope: Serenity is going to get her shot. I’m not telling her no.Jimmy Garcia: Okay, Lis–Lissie Hope: Patience is a virtue, Jimmy. Sometimes you just gotta wait it out and trust the process. Do something to make that match meaningful. Look at Addy A – she had to win and maintain that Television Championship to a record-breaking degree to get into the Elimination Chamber. Could I have made a case for that, based on the things I’ve done in this company? Based on the rematches that are still owed to me?Lexi Stone: That’s a little diff–Lissie Hope: I think so. I think I’ve earned the benefit to not be undercut like that – time and time again. But that’s the business, right? That’s why we’ve got to roll with the punches. Trust that the time is going to come. Serenity – she’s going to get her shot. And to be honest? I’m tired of being asked about it.Jimmy Garcia: Thanks for your time, Lissie. Enjoy Las Vegas, and we’ll see you next week.Lissie Hope: Anytime.The feed cuts out, and there’s a bit of confusion in the air. Jimmy Garcia: Well there you have it, Lexi! I’ve got to say, there was a lot to unpack there. It was very interesting to get inside of her head a little bit, to hear her rationale for why she’s not immediately receptive to Serenity Holmes cashing in on her rematch clause.Lexi Stone: I don’t really know what to make of it, Jimmy. I think I understand where she’s coming from, but it still just – doesn’t seem right. It doesn’t seem fair.Jimmy Garcia: We’ll have to see what Serenity Holmes thinks about it, and how Joey Bunga and Alex Pasternak intend to move forward. As we know, the Women’s Championship isn’t exclusive to CruiserClash so I’m sure there are discussions behind the scenes that we aren’t privy to. Lexi Stone: Either way, things are about to get interesting!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:22:05 GMT -5
A New Face Enters the Investigation Jimmy Garcia: Jessica Cannon is still on the hunt for Hotaka, and she’s standing by backstage with Action Wrestling’s own, Jade Riley, for an update on this investigation. Jade?The scene shifts to the interview area where Jade stands with Jessica Cannon. Jade smiles politely as she opens the segment with a question. Jade Riley: Thank you, Jimmy… Agent Cannon, while we all wish it were under better circumstances, we’re all glad to see you again!Cannon smiles and nods subtly. Jade Riley: What have you learned so far in your investigation of Hotaka’s disappearance? Cannon pauses a beat and then responds carefully in an effort to maintain the secrecy of her investigation. Jessica Cannon: Well, so far, we’ve found little to nothing which indicates the whereabouts of Hotaka, but I’m following leads and interviewing potential witnesses. This is still a very active and ongoing investigation. Jade purses her lips in concern. Jade Riley: Is there any hard evidence in this case?Jessica Cannon: We all saw what happened last week, so there are literally millions of eye witnesses. Baba Yaga had Hotaka dead to rights and then they just disappeared. As Cannon speaks, the distant sound of a cane smacking into the concrete floor of the arena clicks and clacks nearer to the interview stage. Jessica Cannon: She was 100 percent in control, and then *poof* they were gone. But the lights were out, so while we all know what happened, we can’t prove what happened. Not yet anyway. My top goal is to change...The cane stops with one pronounced THUMP and the sound of a man clearing his throat interrupts Cannon’s final words. The man’s gravelly voice tells us he is clearly Russian. Old Man: AHEM! Excuse me, Miss, uh, Cannon, is it? Cannon looks at the old man with a curious eye. Jessica Cannon: Yes?Old Man: I would like to make a report regarding the, erm, disappearance of the man from last week. The camera shot widens to reveal a shriveled, old warlock of a man, a beard to his belly and a gnarled hand gripping the knotty wood of his walking cane. Jade gasps and then goes otherwise silent while shifting around to ensure her microphone can still pick up the conversation. Jessica Cannon: And who might you be, sir?Old Man: My name? People call me Rasputin…Cannon’s brow furrows in confusion. Jessica Cannon: Is that your given name?Rasputin: That is of no concern, Miss.Jessica Cannon: It’s Agent Cannon, Rasputin, and with all due respect, I’ll decide what’s of concern to me and this investigation.Rasputin: Da, of course, yes, yes. My humble apologies.Rasputin offers a subtle bow toward Cannon. Jessica Cannon: We can address that later. For now, why don’t you tell me about your report?Rasputin: Can we perhaps speak somewhere a little less, um, in the limelight? Cannon turns her attention back to Jade and smiles. Jessica Cannon: Jade, thank you for your time, but duty calls and I have to get back to my investigation.Jade nods as Cannon and Rasputin walk out of the shot and his cane clicks its way down the hall. Jade Riley: An interesting development here. We still haven’t seen Baba Yaga or her presumed victim, Hotaka, but developments are rolling in!We fade out of the scene.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:44:08 GMT -5
Main Event #1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Championship Lazaro Vicente vs. Doc Holiday vs. Bryan Blaze vs. Punky
Lets go to the finish!
Jimmy Garcia: This has been an EXCITING main event!Lexi Stone: Blaze is up!Blaze goes for a springboard dropkick but Lazaro catches him and tosses him into the turnbuckles! Lazaro turns around and Holiday picks him up on his shoulders and flips him over the top rope to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Ohhh!!Holiday turns around and Punk picks him up and hits the Go To Sleep!! Holiday is out! Lexi Stone: Holiday is a goner!Punky turns around and Blaze jumps off the middle turnbuckle with a Canadian Destroyer!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH HE PINS PUNKY!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AND BRYAN BLAZE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!Lexi Stone: Does this mean, Blaze gets into the Cruiserweight title match at Battlefield?!Jimmy Garcia: I'm hear-.. Yeah! Yes! My headset just informed me, it was Bunga! He just told us it's a triple threat match at Battlefield!Lexi Stone: Ohhh, ZMac and Lissie are not going to like that!Jimmy Garcia: This is chaos!Lexi Stone: We'll be right back! I heard, ZMac is on his way to the ring!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:48:42 GMT -5
Backstage!
We cut backstage to the parking lot where Big Harper is trying to get through security but there is at least 6-7 guys holding him back! Big Harper: REMY!! GET OUT HERE YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!! GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME!!Security is trying to hold him back.. Big Harper: YOU LITTLE BITCH COME ON AND FIGHT ME!! MEET ME RIGHT NOW!! Jimmy Garcia: I think we heard Remy left already!Lexi Stone: He's not even here! But we saw Harper screw Remy out of the title a few weeks ago and last week they were brawling everywhere!Big Harper stops fighting through security and just stands in place as the camera turns and it's Bryan Blaze with a towel around his neck. The crowd oooh's.. Jimmy Garcia: Oh! #1 Contender Blaze!Lexi Stone: Harper got paid 10,000 CAN to powerbomb his Heritage leader 2 weeks agoo!Jimmy Garcia: I don't think they're on the best of terms!Blaze takes in a breath and then spits into the parking lot and just grabs the towel to wipe his face and walks off. The camera comes into the face of Big Harper as we fade to the arena..
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:50:32 GMT -5
Announcement! Jimmy Garcia: Wow, Big Harper wanted Remy bad.. but folks, we were just informed by Joey Bunga our General Manager..Lexi Stone: Ohh, I like this!Jimmy Garcia: At Battlefield, the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions The Undrafted will defend against Two Gents in a rematch! Lexi Stone: What a match that's going to be..Jimmy Garcia: I can't wait!We cut to the curtain..
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 27, 2023 22:57:07 GMT -5
ZMac The Champ
"When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along. Dig, if you will, the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you, my darling?
Can you picture this?
ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring ZMAC: How can you just leave me standingAlone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end, ZMAC grabs a mic and rolls into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Last week was explosive as The Cruiserweight Champion sparred with the Woman Champion, Lissie Hope. Lissie made no bones that she wants to add the cruiserweight championship to her collection.Lexi Stone: As she should, she is an icon in our sport and ZMAC is well.. A disgrace ZMAC: Last week Ol’ Z came here. He thanked you.Crowd: Trust me! ZMAC: He thanked you.Crowd: Trust me! ZMAC: Ol’ Z said that he thanked you. Thanked each and every one of you here tonight and all over the world but the humbleness was broken by the braggadocious. The outrage by the outrage because a certain someone was not included in our little talk.Crowd: Lissie Hope! Lissie Hope! ZMAC: See, ya’ll be chantin’ but cha’ll dont know what chu be chantin for and those that chant Ol’ Z -> those that been down before the wheels -> they know whats goin down. She came out here last week and spit in all ya’ll faces. She came out here last week and told ya’ll that it had to be all about her or else it was some great injustice. Talkin bout the trail she blazed and you know what -> Ol’ Z is cool wid that. Be woman enough to be yourself but at least be woman enough not to lie to these people. However -> What Ol’ Z got a problem with is that Lissie HopeWomans Champion
Pure Cup winner
Now she wants Cruiserweight gold. Remy out there in the back lookin for Big Harper when he should be the first in line to chop a bitch awf at the knees for the disrespect. Lissie Hope Cucked every cruiserweight in the back and aint nobody said or did shit. Now Lissie, bbygurl, that might fly in APW. That might even fly in BPW. Hell, it’ll definitely fly in the SCW but you on ZMACs show, baby. You came out here, tellin the world that you blazed them trails.Ol’ Z blazed trails too. But where we differ is how you see yourself. Fighting this grave injustice. Makin WAVES. Overcoming odds and this oppression. Yet all you are is mildly inconvenienced and it shows by the fact that you aint the star no mo nor are you the golden child. The way ol’ Z sees things that you had three years, when he was Persona non grata to get this belt and move along. Perhaps you think this is easier this way.Perhaps your hypocritical implants think that Ol’ Z dont deserve it -> comin back from egg-sy-ill. Comin back from moons over my hammy. Comin back from that Denver Special. And hey. Your words prove that. You aint got no respect for ol’ Z but how dare Ol’ Z sit in this r’ang, in front of all these fans and do what he does.You cant understand it because you weren't there for the moment. You were not there from the start when Ol’ Z dragged a man on the Internet Board until I broke him and Dag Riddick became a literal fuggin Nazi.
You were not there when Ol’ Z fought in a cocaine on a pole match. When These people became Sam The Sham and resurrected Ol’ Z s that he could keep battling the Father of Bob. Wen Ol’ Z was ending careers like he was Chris Hansen
When Ol’ Z was burned alived.
When Ol’ Z was tactically nuked.
When Ol’ Z* dramatic pause * changed how everyone in all of wrestling talks on this microphone.The funny thing in all this is like, you think you were the first woman to ever be world champion. Like you were the first woman to do anything in this industry and I’ll say sorry again, Tort, buddy, cuz you musta been the first guy to get CTE off a school boy because you brought this in and this feels like Sarah Twilight all over again.
That's another woman, better than you Lissie.
Tort, if’n Ol’ Z could go back in time -> which he can -> He would undo the injustices that he caused you and the irreparable harm he caused you when he panned your lopsided shoulders to the mat.
But ol’ Z aint gone do that cuz he’s an agent of absolute chaos and Lissie Hope would still exist -> in some way form or fashion.
We got the brother of Slickie T runnin around, wantin to be like Jay Price and the fugged up part of that is->
Frank knows better. He saw how we all made fun of Price.Frank also knows I’d have bullied his brother into a suicide watch for the giggles.
* ZMAC puts his fingers to his temple. * Crowd: BOOM HEADSHOT! ZMAC: Frank, a man who earned his bones and came up when the comin’ up was hard and meant somethin. Theres a whole locker room that failed that boy. Lissie hope, that aint got to be you but where Frank fell in repugnant ignorance because he equated success with gold -> you triumph in the fact that you’re a fucking mark in the twenty-second century.
Serenity Holms.
Phew, Lissie, baby, puddin, Ol’ Z startin to lose tack of all the chicka-rina’s better than you.See you’re not oppressed, you’re mildly unconvinced by the fact that you have to put in a fraction of the effort that ol’ Z puts in but the only difference is on my end -> it aint effort -> its E-ZCROWD: E-Z And the only time its gone be easy is when I’mCrowd: KILLED BY DEATH! You catch a paycheck
Ol Z dont.
Ol’ Z not allowed to shoot hard cuz that might run a few of you out of here. In fact, someone go check on Franks brother -> I hear he’s slicin the pepperoni along the highway as we speak. A fuggin gagga-gol. The toaster oven needs a bubble bath iff’n you know what I’d be sayin. Be Brave, Little Toaster. Be Brave and Ganbatte
Listen, Lissie, I cant use memes, songs, images, gifs, Haikus. Jeopardy. Podcasts, Wheel of Fortune. Cinamasins. Epic Air Horns. Shia claps* ZMAC pauses and starts tapping the mic on the mat. *
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* ZMAC laughs as he brings the mic back up. * By the time Ol’ Z is done with this promo Tort-a-linni is gonna sanction me like this was Chrimea because it’s a fuggin crime what Ol’ Z can do on the mic. But dont worry cuz your two time world champion is oppressed because she didnt get her way.
Do you know what else is in my contract, that Ol’ Z cant be world champion.
Ya’ll know why. It’s like three years ago when Tort pulled me aside and said that he’s gotta take the belt off me cuz aint no one in the CW finna beat me. Like when he had to take the TV belt off me cuz nobody finna beat me.
He aint ever had to pull you aside and tell Lissie Hope to calm the shit down cuz you too fuggin wild. Ol’ Z heard it was always the opposite.What you see as oppression Ol’ Z see’s as a way to change the game.
Ol’ Z is the first person in AW to shoot on live TV in morse code and ya’ll didnt even catch it but cha’ll wanna catch feelings. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit but now you want the CW title.
You putin that Womans belt on the line.
Ol’ Z gone have the chance to be the first cis-gendered male to win the Womans title -> or is 2030 still too far away? Where is Sidney J Warwick when he’s fuggin needed, my dogs.So you want a one-way buffet. Girl, you best gone get cha bowl out from under the ice cream machine. Hoggin all that Daas -> all that nonsense up in here. Actin’ shay-awked that Zombie Mcmorris is in 2023 and still killin it softly.What you call oppression is really just you being a calamitous drama queen cuz you aint ready for ZMAC to end your woman's championship career and babygurl, you gotta accept that reality if’n you be ready to accept this one.* ZMAC holds up the CW Championship.* The reality that you’re going to be going home from battlefield ten pounds lighter cuz Zombie McMorris is going to be crossing beyond that binary- Bein Zombie Two-Spirit. Ol’ Zombie two belts.Lexi Stone: Is ZMAC serious, he can't compete for the women's title.- and pimp slapping you right in your ugly fuggin face. Yet you aint ready for that conversation cuz you don’t want to be the one to drop the belt and have hiZ story made wid out chu. Remember babygirl, it aint a hate crime when the masses agree with chu.Crowd: Trust me! ZMAC: Trus’um, Lissie. Trus’um when they tell you. You were talkin bout goin tah war but chu don’t know what real war is. N’ truth be told, sweetums, you aint gone know at Battlefield either. All you gone know is the truth. The truth you shudda stayed yo damn ass in the house and not finna come over here to the CW division. Ol’ Z knows your quest aint gonna end at Battlefield but you gone sure as hell wished that it did. Now Ol’ Z knows that these words don’t mean much. So excuse me while I go huff paint - but while you aint got no respect me Ol’ Z- Ol’ Z sure as hell respects you for all you did in this company -> And that's the first lie I ever done told.* ZMAC “blows out” the mic as he drops it to the mat. He rolls out as a stagehand gets in the ring and douses it with a fire extinguisher. * Jimmy Garcia: Zombie McMorris is really trying to antagonize Lissie Hope.Lexi Stone: This is patriarchal bullshit, he wants to take Lissie Hopes Womens Championship. He can't do that. He can't do that - it’s not right.Jimmy Garcia: I DONT KNOW BUT WE'RE OUT OF TIME!
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