Post by Action Reel on Feb 21, 2023 18:33:02 GMT -5
Sorry about forgetting last week. Long week with the family. Heres what happened. Wrestler X was eliminated and Slayer, Noble, and Voss were put up for elimination and I'll just move the show on!
The Last Week Clips and Recap
We open up to the kitchen from a few days ago!
Voss Holt: LISTEN! THE LADIES DO THE COOKIN' I DO THE EATIN'! THERES A REASON YOURE UP FOR ELIMINATION, NOBLE!
Noble Savage: You're up for elimination too but I mean yeah I guess I just was never booked as a credible threat and I dunno its probably just cause no one liked me and seth said he liked me but who knows if thats true.
Voss Holt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JUST MAKE ME MY DAMN STEAK!
Noble Savage: I guess I will im probably ok at making steaks i dunno no ones ever told me if i was good or-
Bam Beefer: Noble, stop. You're not just going to make this bonehead food. He can make his own!
Doc Henry: Make your own food, Voss.
Voss Holt: OHSHUTUUP DOC!
Doc Henry: You really shouldn't talk to a respected veteran like that. I promise you, you ask Corey Black or Torture about me and they'll tell you im an experienced veteran.
We cut to another day where Titan Jax is lifting weights in the gym room and Scott Slayer is asking questions.
Titan Jax: And thats how I'm going to earn a new contract after this. I mean look at me, right? I'm big I'm jacked, im ready.
Scott Slayer: So if I smoke pots I won't be sleeping for days and doing crazy stuff?
Titan Jax: What, bro? Yeah no, you won't be, what? Where did that come from?
Scott Slayer: And how do I put on a condom?
Titan drops the weight bar and just immediately walks out through the door as we cut to another time where the entire cast is watching a movie in a huge room with a big couch-bed in it. Just then they all start smelling something...
Bam Beefer: IT WAS ME! HAHA I THINK I STAINED MYSELF THO
As he gets up off the bed and waddles his way out of the room.
Keynan Isara: Stinky, bruh.
We cut back to Ethan Miller in the studio as we go live.
Ethan Miller: Welcome to ActionHouse live on CBS and last week we said goodbye to Wrestler X, and tonight we will say goodbye to one of these three...
We go live inside the house where everyone is sitting in the living room. On one couch sits three wrestlers. Noble Savage, Scott Slayer and Voss Holt.
Ethan Miller: Noble, Slayer, and Voss.. any last comments before we get to the elimination?
Slayer stands up.
Scott Slayer: Just want to say its been fun learning all that I can and I hope I'm staying in the house even longer Hah!
He sits back down as Voss stands up.
Voss Holt: I know I'm not liked in this house cause of my strong political stance but I just want to say, praise dale raise hell and theres just somethings men do better.
Voss sits back down as Noble stands up.
Noble Savage: I think it was fun I hope I was okay as a house guest i dunno Seth told me people liked me but it just seems like some people hated me and I dunno maybe it was seths fault I dunno but i had fun.
She sits back down.
Ethan Miller: House superstars.. it's time for the official results.
The drumroll hits.
Elimination Results
Ethan Miller: The next superstar eliminated from ActionHouse is..
Louder drumroll as we zoom in on the three on the couch.
Ethan Miller: Noble Savage, your time in ActionHouse is up.
The house guests jump up and hug her except Voss who just fists pumps and moves to the lazyboy chair and sits back. Each of them share a word of advice and then she grabs her roller bag and goes through the front door..
Chat with the Eliminated:
She comes through the front door and joins Ethan shaking his hand in the studio. Ethan has her sit down in a chair as we see the house superstars going into another room for their next game.
Ethan Miller: Noble, you're a former World Champion and you competed at Evolution in AW, but how does that pressure compare to the pressure of competing in this game?
Noble Savage: This was hard, it was rough, im not going to lie I just didn't know if anyone liked me or not I mean sometimes Seth would tell me maybe people hated me but I wasn't ever sure I just wasn't sure so I was hoped I was liked but I dunno.
Ethan Miller: Okay, well we have the confessional videos and lets see what they had to say about you.
We cut to solo confessional videos of each of the guests.
Bam Beefer: Hey Noble if you're seeing this that means you got eliminated which is crazy cause you're pretty much cooler than Voss who hates woman. So sucks you're gone. Hope you get confidence.
Keynan Isara: Noble, you were good, and talented. Never forget that.
Voss Holt: Hah! This means i'm still here and thats what truly matters. I have nothing good to say to you, you never once cooked and you left your dirty panties in the bathroom once and I had to use that bathroom and it was just annoying. Peace, bitch.
Scott Slayer: You taught me a lot and were cool. Thanks for always giving me hugs!
Titan Jax: I thought you were cool and you were a good wrestler thanks for the stories of Jayson Price, Alex Richards and shit. You brought up dope WCF stories but thats all you talked about. Have fun!
Ms Monster: Another girl one, ahh not happy 'bout that but what can ya do. Have fun out there in the real world while im stuck in here with the men. Bleh.
Doc Henry: Noble, another veteran gone! Damn, us old, respected veterans are on the way out huh? Hahah, damn, Noble, hope you enjoy your time outside of this House, I know I'll see ya soon on the signing circuits with the rest of those legends! Hahah LEGEENNDDSSS, hahaha veterans! Yeah, okay, well, I'll see ya soon, Noble! Miss ya, girlie!
We cut back to Noble and Ethan.
Ethan Miller: Any last comments? What do you think when you hear some of those?
Noble Savage: God, Voss is just such a douche and I don't know, Doc is nice and all but I've never seen him at any of the signings or those unofficial WCF reunions?
Ethan Miller: Anything you'd like to tell us that happened during your time here on ActionHouse?
Max Mahoney: If you guys are showing the farts, Beefer stinks, its an unreal smell I've never smelled in my life. Slayer is a nice kid and he's super innocent and I just hope I inspired other women, you know? I just hope I was good, I dunno, I hope was I good cause I was good in WCF for a time when Seth said I was doing good but I dunno if anyone was pi-
Ethan Miller: Well, alright, thank you Noble, it was a great time to have you. We'll see you down the road!
Noble is thrown off being cut off but she stands up, grabs her bag and waves at the crowd. They cheer for her and she leaves the studio.
Ethan Miller: And then there were 7! Max Mahoney, Wrestler X and now Noble Savage have been eliminated! Let's go back to the house with our 7 superstars and see who will be up for elimination this week!
We cut to the kitchen where at the dinner table the 9 house guests are sitting with a silver platter in front of them but covered by a topper.
The Ladder Challenge
As we cut to the backyard, we see the 7 wrestlers already racing! They're climbing up the ladder and jumping off onto a crash pad and then getting back to their feet and climbing back up the ladder.Ethan Miller: And the Ladder Challenge is already underway! Due to time constraints we had to start the game! Here's how it works! Each of the 7 superstars have 7 ladders.. they must climb up the ladder, tap the Championship belt hanging above it, and then jump down onto the crash pad or slide down the ladder and then they must race back up the ladder and repeat this process.. the first 4 wrestlers to tap that Championship 100 times are safe.. and remember, Doc Henry has immunity and can use it if he's put into elimination...
We see them racing up but it's Titan Jax who is struggling just a bit as Isara and Beefer are too!
Ethan Miller: Beefer is half way up and he's only at 66! Isara is officially at 65!
Isara gets half way up and just crashes down onto the pad!
Ethan Miller: Isara is still at 65!
Ms Monster, Slayer, and Voss are still cruising around 80'ish.
Ethan Miller: Slayer is at 83, Monster is at 82!
Beefer is half way up and just lets one rip.
FAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTT
Beefer starts climbing faster and taps the belt! He crashes back down to the pad and gets back to his feet and climbs up faster and taps the belt!
Ethan Miller: Beefer has really found a second gear here!
Monster and Slayer are racing side by side and are at 90 now and they haven't slowed down!
Ethan Miller: Doc Henry is at 88 and Jax is at 87!
We see Isara still rolling around the crash pad with cramps in his side!
Ethan Miller: Beefer is at 78 and he's a bit faster right now too!
Monster and Slayer hit the belt nearly at the same time for 100!
Ethan Miller: Wow, Slayer and Monster are safe! Two more! Who will it be?!
Isara is grabbing the ladder and climbing up and just falls off again and is holding his thighs..
Ethan Miller: Isara just can't get up that ladder!
Doc, Jax, Voss and Beefer are racing and are close!
Beefer keeps racing up the ladder but Voss is telling him to slow his fatass down!
Ethan Miller: Ohhh this is close! Beefer is at 93, Voss is at 96, Doc and Jax are at 97!
Doc is climbing up and taps it a 98th time! Voss slips down the ladder as he stumbles!
Ethan Miller: Voss is in trouble! Here comes Beefer!
Monster and Slayer are cheering on the others!
Ethan Miller: Isara is still in the 60s!
Beefer climbs up and taps it a 99th time!
Doc taps it a 100th time!
Ethan Miller: Doc Henry is safe! Wow!
Beefer is climbing up as Jax is climbing up and they're both looking for 100!
Ethan Miller: THIS IS CLOSE!
Voss falls off the ladder and he's stuck at 98!
Beefer reaches up but Jax taps it a 100th time!
Ethan Miller: AND ITS TITAN JAX!! JAX IS SAFE!!
Beefer lets his head down and yells out in frustration!
Ethan Miller: Titan Jax, Doc Henry, Ms Monster and Scott Slayer are safe this week and Keynan Isara, Bam Beefer and Voss Holt are up for elimination!
Monster is tapping Beefer on the back as Voss tells Slayer to fuck off. Slayer turns and highfives Titan.
Ethan Miller: Guests, was that fun?!
Everyone yells hell no.
Ethan Miller: okay, okay, well, that'll do it for tonight! Fans at home get ready to vote all week! We'll see who gets eliminated next here on ActionHouse! As we are on our way out.. lets spy on the House superstars!
Outro
We cut to Voss Holt who is in his room with Slayer.
Voss Holt: You have a signed trading card of Noble? Oh man you're a mark! I'm glad Noble isn't here anymore!
Ms Monster: Oh come on, don't say that! You talkin' shit behind her back!
Voss Holt: No, I'm not Monster. I would say it to her face. She was a weakling, pussy cat. She was a little, fragile minded piece of poop. She was doodoo.
Bam Beefer: Speakin of doodoo!
Beefer runs through the room to get to the bathroom. We cut to a new scene still outside with the ladder game.
Titan Jax: Keynan, you ok, brother?
Isara who is still laying at the bottom of his ladder.
Keynan Isara: That game was too much. I drank too much diet pepsi in the house.
Titan Jax: I told you yesterday to stop drinking water. You gotta cut sodas and diary, brother.
ActionHouse fades out.