Main EventZombie McMorris vs. Remy Nouveau(c)
Jimmy Garcia: In honor of the Superbowl yesterday and the time honored tradition of musical acts in wrestling, we have a special act of our own. A blast from the past on what's probably their twentieth farewell tour - Ladies and gentle, we have KISS!!
Lexi Stone: KISS!? Oh my God! That's so amazing but like, they have to be up there in age.
Jimmy Garcia: You’re never too old to rock or stop rockinLexi Stone: How could we afford Kiss, they have to be one of the most expensive bands on the planet.Jimmy Garcia: They don’t pay me as a financial analyst. I’m just the play by play. Hold on. I have Torture in my ear right now saying ANYTHING FOR THESE FANS, BROTHER AND SISTER JACK! YOU DUUUDERS ARE THE BEST AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST SO WE ARE GIVING YOU THE VERY BEST!
Lexi Stone: As you can see, the stage is already being converted with the scaffolding and giant screen being set up. These guys work fast.Jimmy Garcia: Pros, Lexi. These guys are profesionals. Action Wrestling has the best ring crew and stage hands money can buy and it's a good thing these guys get paid in meatball subs and coffee breaks.The beat drops and Tyler Herro hits by Jack Harlow.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Joey Bunga is about to come on out there.The music video from the hit track and Joey Bunga walking down the streets on the East Coast are shown on the Action Tron. Bunga comes out mimic-rapping along with the song as he stops half way down the ramp and raises his one hand in the air like he just sank a three point shot from half court. He hits a Steph Curry crossover move on an imaginary person and spins to the bottom of the ramp and jumps on the apron and moonwalks and turns towards the hardcamera and winks.
Joey Bunga gets a mic.
Joey Bunga: Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to say thank you from the very bottom of my cold New Jersey Heart for coming out here tonight and making this a special Cruiser-Clash of Champions. As a thank you. From us to you, all of you in the area and all of you at home, in honor of the Superbowl we’re bringing you one of the best LIVE ACTS OF ALL TIME… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THIS… IS… KISS!!!!Crowd: KISS!! KISS!! KISS!!!
Lexi Stone: These fans are going crazy!Jimmy Garcia: Why wouldn't they be, they’re getting a free KISS Concert for the price of Jaice Wilds Admission.Mmm, yeah, ha
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Tonight
wanna give it all to you
In the darkness, there's so much I wanna do
And tonight,
I wanna lay it at your feet
'Cause, girl, I was made for you
And, girl, you were made for me
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you, baby
Can you get enough of me?
Tonight, I wanna see it in your eyes
Feel the magic, there's something that drives me wild
And tonight, we're gonna make it all come true
'Cause, girl, you were made for me
And, girl, I was made for you
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you, baby
Can you get enough of me?
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can give it all to you, baby
Can you give it all to me?
Oh, can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough
Yeah, ha
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you, baby
Can you get enough of me?
Oh, I was made
You were made
I can't get enough
No, I can't get enough
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you, baby
Can you get enough of me?
I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get ---
Lexi Stone: That. Was. Incred -Adeline Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
Lexi Stone: Already? Kiss isnt even off the stage yet.- it has a thirty-minute time limit and is for the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight CHAMPIONSHIP….KISS are still on stage and prepping the intro to their next song… LOVE GUN..
Adeline Floyd: Introducing first.. The challenger… All the way from the BIG Easy.. he weighs in tonight at an even two hundred pounds…. The is the Coked Up Immortal Madman…. ZOMMMBIEE…. MCMMOORRIISSSI really love you, baby
I love what you've got
Jimmy Garcia: ITs ZMAC! ZMACS on stage in full make up with KISS, lookin like The Fox, Eric Carr!Let's get together, we can
Get hot
Crowd: ZMAC ZMAC ZMAC!
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
OK
ZMAC and PAUL Stanley: NO place for hidin baby.. No place to run.. You pull the trigger of my… Love gun (love gun), love gun Love gun (love gun), love gun
Jimmy Garcia: This is insane!Lexi Stone: I cant believe this!!ZMAC Panders to the crowd on either side of the stage as Paul keeps singing.
ZMAC and Paul: No place for hiding, baby ..No place to run.. You pull the trigger of myZMAC looks out at the crowd as he stands just before the ramp.. The fans chanting his name. Some singing alone.
(love gun)
(love gun)
ZMAC comes down the ramp, with his arms out wide as fans jump the barrier and crowd him, lifting him up and surfing him down the ring as they normally would.
(love gun)
(love gun)
ZMAC gets in the ring and takes to a turnbuckle, continuing to sing the chorus to Love Gun.
Security is able to get the fans under control and back to the seating area as KISS finishes up and exits the stage.
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT AN ENTRANCE FROM THE CHALLENGER!!Lexi Stone: YOU'RE TELLING ME!!“Gunpowder” by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears
Adeline Floyd: Making his way to the ring.. Also from the City of New Orleans, Louisiana… He is the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion.. And weighs in tonight at one hundred and ninety-four pounds…. he is REMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY NOUUUUUUVEAUUUUUUUUUUUU!The lights within the arena and the tron screen black out completely. Suddenly the screen fills with the close up of an old blues musician and the sound of an incredible blues guitar riff fills the arena. The shot zooms out and reveals three trumpeters moving in unison behind the guitar player as they play what sounds like an old funk song. The music abruptly stops and the screen goes black again.
The crowd responds knowing what’s coming.
When the screen lights back up, the horns sound once more and the phrase “WHO DAT?!” pops up on the screen as “Gunpowder” by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears hits the PA, and Remy Nouveau confidently marches out onto the stage. Wearing a sleazy smirk on his face, he soaks in the energy from the audience as he slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring.
Crowd: LOOVVEE… LOOVEE--OOVVEEE GGUUN…
ZMAC: Ol Z told you boi, its moments, baby and tonight its not yours.When Nouveau arrives in the ring, he poses in the center of the ring and then waits for the start of the match in his assigned corner.
Jimmy Garcia: HERE WE GO!!DING DING DING
Remy grabs ZMac and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips ZMac out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets ZMac stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Remy stomps on ZMac and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Remy goes for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Jimmy Garcia: The challenger kicks out!Remy grabs ZMac and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! ZMac ducks and lets Remy turn around and hits a dropkick! Remy goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where ZMac meets him with a kick to the head! ZMac pins Remy!
ONE!
TWO!
Remy gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where ZMac helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! ZMac pins Remy!
One!
Two!
Remy gets another shoulder up.
Jimmy Garcia: It was almost over!Lexi Stone: I thought it was!This time ZMac picks up Remy and goes for a suplex but Remy gets out of it and hits Deadlift German Suplex! ZMac is out! Remy covers!
One!
Two!
Thre-
NO!!
Jimmy Garcia: ZOMBIE GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Lexi Stone: OHHHH THIS MATCH CONTINUES!Remy whips ZMac to the ropes and goes for a kick but ZMac catches the boot and whips Remy around and picks him up into a press and drops him with a cutter!! ZMac has him down for the count!
ONE!!
TWO!!
REMY KICKS OUT!
Jimmy Garcia: WOW! I THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE DROP WOULD PUT HIM DOWN!Lexi Stone: Zmac charging up!ZMac lifts Remy to his feet and goes for another suplex but Remy gets out of it one more time! This time Remy whips ZMac to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down!
Jimmy Garcia: Both of them are down!Lexi Stone: Who can take advantage!Remy rolls to the apron as ZMac is getting up..
Jimmy Garcia: Who is that?!Someone in a skimask jumps the railing and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship..
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is that person doing?!They run to the side of the ring and slide the Championship belt into the middle of the ring!
The official grabs the belt and shakes his finger and rolls out of the ring to take it back but the figure runs over and CLOTHESLINES REMY ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Lexi Stone: OHHH THAT PERSON JUST TOOK REMY DOWN!The figure picks up Remy and rolls him into the ring and jumps the railing! He takes the skimask off and ITS BIG HARPER!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!?Big Harper runs through the crowd leaving the arena as Remy and ZMac are getting to their feet!
Lexi Stone: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!Remy stumbles up and Zmac grabs him into a powerbomb position but flips forward and hits the canadian destroyer!
Jimmy Garcia: THE AMERICAN SAVIOR!!Lexi Stone: NOT THIS WAY!!ZMac has no idea but he pins Remy!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Lexi Stone: I CANT BELIEVE IT!ZMac stands up and the official gives him the Cruiserweight Championship!
Jimmy Garcia: ON THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ACTION WRESTLING AND CLASH, TONIGHT ON CRUISERCLASH OF CHAMPIONS.. ZOMBIE MCMORRIS IS THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!Zombie goes to the turnbuckles and is holding the belt high as the crowd pops!
Lexi Stone: BUT THIS WAS SET UP CAUSE BIG HARPER JUMPED THE RAILING AND CLOTHESLINED REMY! FOR NO REASON! THE OFFICIAL DIDNT SEE IT!Jimmy Garcia: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!Remy is out of the ring already and discussing with the official and the two just don't agree as ZMac stands in the middle of the ring holding up the Cruiserweight Championship..
Jimmy Garcia: WAIT WHAT?!Lissie Hope appears in the ring and she has the Womens Championship on her shoulder. Zmac stares at her and smiles as he puts the Cruiserweight Championship on his shoulder.
Lissie smiles and holds up the Womens title and the crowd pops!
Zmac holds up the Cruiserweight title and the crowd pops!
Jimmy Garcia: IS LISSIE HOPE CALLING NEXT?!
Lexi Stone: OHHHHHHH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY!! BUT WHAT ABOUT REMY?!
Jimmy Garcia: WAIT WAIT!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!
Lexi Stone: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!Zmac and Lissie stare at each other trash talking holding their belts high as the crowd is going insane..
Jimmy Garcia: WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON CRUISERCLASH!!The show fades off the air.