Catching up with TFK, Jade Riley on assignment
Feb 10, 2023 18:50:03 GMT -5
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Post by T.F.K. on Feb 10, 2023 18:50:03 GMT -5
Jade Riley stands outside of J. King Studios pacing back and forth and her camera guy, the one and only Fat Fuck Carl is trying to keep up, slightly out of breath.
FFC: "Jade, why did we park at the back of the parking lot? Fucking Scooby-Doo parking…"
Jade Riley: "Relax, Carl, it's not like you couldn't use the cardio. I was sent on assignment to get TFK on our camera instead of his little show. So suck it up and keep the camera rolling, because I see him coming out the lobby entrance."
The two hustle to TFK who is caught off guard.
Jade Riley: "Thad, Thad, if I could get a minute of your time."
TFK pulls down his designer shades and he looks Jade up and down before frowning at Carl.
TFK: "Fat Fuck Carl, how the hell are you? Have you lost weight?"
Jade Riley: "Yeah, he's cutting out carbs, but we are here to talk about you, Thad."
TFK raises a palm toward Jade.
TFK: "It's TFK, sweetheart and I'm not sure if I have the time to talk to you, especially if we're not sitting on my Casting Couch."
Jade Riley: "Now, Thad, what kind of journalist would I be if I fell into that snare trap of yours? I have standards and you surely aren't worth me lowering them."
TFK pushes his shades back up.
TFK: "It's TFK, but since it has been so long, I'll let it slide just this once, Ms. Riley. If you want to pick this Hall of Famers brain, then I'll give a few minutes of my time…"
TFK pulls his Armani jacket sleeve up and looks at his very expensive gold Rolex.
TFK: "Time is a ticking…"
Jade quickly adjusts her stance and looks to Fat Fuck Carl's camera.
Jade Riley: "Right, hello, Action Wrestling Universe, I am Jade Riley and I am on assignment standing with Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Thaddeus Franklin King, formerly known as The Franchise Killer."
TFK: "Let's forget about that little moniker… I'm The Director of Action Wrestling, let's stick with that one, unless you want to remind everyone how important I am to that beautiful United States Championship…"
Jade Riley: "Ha, well you were very first US Champion in Action Wrestling."
TFK: "Don't forget I am STILL the longest reigning Action Wrestling United States champion at 162 days."
Jade nods along to the fact.
TFK: "That's neither here nor there though, since I'm retired, Ms. Riley."
Jade Riley: "I'm glad you brought that up, because you've rubbed a lot of people the wrong way since you came back with your little Spoiler Alert show…"
TFK chuckles and smiles.
TFK: "Believe me, I'm not in the business to rub people the wrong way, I promise you that."
Jade Riley: "Then why are you back?"
TFK: "Take a look around at the environment of Action Wrestling… There's chaos everywhere, Jade. My boy, Sammy is being screwed more than a petite blonde in a Mandingo party, for Ron Jeremy's sake and our US title has been passed around quicker than a Sasha Grey pocket pussy in a nerd den. Action Wrestling needs DI-RECTION and it needs a fucking pot stirrer. Who's a better choice to fulfill both of those, than T-F-K? I don't see the likes of Geraldo Angelo being able to check his ego long enough to help with it and don't get me started on that Ass Clown, Brandon Leno."
Jade Riley: "Speaking of Brandon Leno, you aren't pulling any punches with him after he called James America your golden boy and he took pleasure in shutting you up about him."
TFK: "Hmm…"
TFK smirks and thinks for a second.
TFK: "Jay Leno’s 3rd inbred cousin thrice removed can blab his gums all he wants about me, but that just reminds the world that TFK lives in his MIND rent free. I'm not new to little shit talkers, believe me, it's going to take a lot more than him beating James America to make me shut my mouth."
Jade Riley: "So you do see James America as your golden boy?"
TFK: "James America is cut from a cloth that only a few of us can proudly say they are cut from. I think fondly of James America because he has promise, but I'm not going to put the work in for him. I'll speak him up and I'll have a strong belief that he is going to succeed at winning my baby and lifting her back to the higher level she deserves. So if that makes him my golden boy? Then shine that bastard up because he is going to succeed over the rest of those miserable fucks who are pining for the US titles attention."
Jade chuckles.
Jade Riley: "You do realize that the US title isn't a sentient being… Right?"
TFK: "We live in a world where people can identify as dolphins and you're going to blast me for believing in my precious US title like I do? You're insensitive, Ms. Riley."
Jade Riley: "I didn't mean-"
TFK cuts Jade off.
TFK: "No, you've said what you said, so own it, Ms. Riley."
Jade nods.
Jade Riley: "Fair enough, so you're three shows in, congrats."
TFK: "Way to change the subject, heh, but I'll oblige. Yes, we Spoiler Alert is catching traction and is already burning the loins of the internet wrestling community around the world."
Jade Riley: "Not surprising, it seems your last episode with J. King Studios partnering with HGTV for PornStars Lend A Hand is really riling up those pubescent Action Wrestling fans."
TFK literally laughs out loud.
TFK: "My father's empire is built on more than just pubescent adolescent teens, Ms. Riley. Men are dirty dogs and love the sin of the flesh, no matter how nice of guy you can lure in to having a 2 second coveration your vapid ass."
Jade Riley stands with her mouth wide open.
TFK: "Wide enough, I'm sure we could have you camera ready in 10 minutes."
Jade scoffs at TFK’s remark.
TFK: "Hey, I'm just saying, if this interviewer gig doesn't pay you enough, I got you covered… Well I can get you covered."
TFK nudges Jade with an elbow and she rolls her eyes, looking at Carl.
Jade Riley: "And that ends our interview…"
TFK: "Aww don't be so prudish, Ms. Riley, porn stars have feelings too and they have proven to be very, very successful in monetizing their assets in this new day and age."
Jade Riley: "Thank you for your time, Mr. King, but that is all the time I have for this interview. Carl wrap it up!"
TFK salutes Carl.
TFK: "Always good to see you, Fat Fuck Carl and keep up on that cardio, brother."
Fat Fuck Carl: "Thanks, Thad."
Jade Riley: "You're an ass."
TFK smiles and shrugs.
TFK: "I am what I eat, I suppose."
Jade huffs storming off annoyed and we fade out to black.
FFC: "Jade, why did we park at the back of the parking lot? Fucking Scooby-Doo parking…"
Jade Riley: "Relax, Carl, it's not like you couldn't use the cardio. I was sent on assignment to get TFK on our camera instead of his little show. So suck it up and keep the camera rolling, because I see him coming out the lobby entrance."
The two hustle to TFK who is caught off guard.
Jade Riley: "Thad, Thad, if I could get a minute of your time."
TFK pulls down his designer shades and he looks Jade up and down before frowning at Carl.
TFK: "Fat Fuck Carl, how the hell are you? Have you lost weight?"
Jade Riley: "Yeah, he's cutting out carbs, but we are here to talk about you, Thad."
TFK raises a palm toward Jade.
TFK: "It's TFK, sweetheart and I'm not sure if I have the time to talk to you, especially if we're not sitting on my Casting Couch."
Jade Riley: "Now, Thad, what kind of journalist would I be if I fell into that snare trap of yours? I have standards and you surely aren't worth me lowering them."
TFK pushes his shades back up.
TFK: "It's TFK, but since it has been so long, I'll let it slide just this once, Ms. Riley. If you want to pick this Hall of Famers brain, then I'll give a few minutes of my time…"
TFK pulls his Armani jacket sleeve up and looks at his very expensive gold Rolex.
TFK: "Time is a ticking…"
Jade quickly adjusts her stance and looks to Fat Fuck Carl's camera.
Jade Riley: "Right, hello, Action Wrestling Universe, I am Jade Riley and I am on assignment standing with Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Thaddeus Franklin King, formerly known as The Franchise Killer."
TFK: "Let's forget about that little moniker… I'm The Director of Action Wrestling, let's stick with that one, unless you want to remind everyone how important I am to that beautiful United States Championship…"
Jade Riley: "Ha, well you were very first US Champion in Action Wrestling."
TFK: "Don't forget I am STILL the longest reigning Action Wrestling United States champion at 162 days."
Jade nods along to the fact.
TFK: "That's neither here nor there though, since I'm retired, Ms. Riley."
Jade Riley: "I'm glad you brought that up, because you've rubbed a lot of people the wrong way since you came back with your little Spoiler Alert show…"
TFK chuckles and smiles.
TFK: "Believe me, I'm not in the business to rub people the wrong way, I promise you that."
Jade Riley: "Then why are you back?"
TFK: "Take a look around at the environment of Action Wrestling… There's chaos everywhere, Jade. My boy, Sammy is being screwed more than a petite blonde in a Mandingo party, for Ron Jeremy's sake and our US title has been passed around quicker than a Sasha Grey pocket pussy in a nerd den. Action Wrestling needs DI-RECTION and it needs a fucking pot stirrer. Who's a better choice to fulfill both of those, than T-F-K? I don't see the likes of Geraldo Angelo being able to check his ego long enough to help with it and don't get me started on that Ass Clown, Brandon Leno."
Jade Riley: "Speaking of Brandon Leno, you aren't pulling any punches with him after he called James America your golden boy and he took pleasure in shutting you up about him."
TFK: "Hmm…"
TFK smirks and thinks for a second.
TFK: "Jay Leno’s 3rd inbred cousin thrice removed can blab his gums all he wants about me, but that just reminds the world that TFK lives in his MIND rent free. I'm not new to little shit talkers, believe me, it's going to take a lot more than him beating James America to make me shut my mouth."
Jade Riley: "So you do see James America as your golden boy?"
TFK: "James America is cut from a cloth that only a few of us can proudly say they are cut from. I think fondly of James America because he has promise, but I'm not going to put the work in for him. I'll speak him up and I'll have a strong belief that he is going to succeed at winning my baby and lifting her back to the higher level she deserves. So if that makes him my golden boy? Then shine that bastard up because he is going to succeed over the rest of those miserable fucks who are pining for the US titles attention."
Jade chuckles.
Jade Riley: "You do realize that the US title isn't a sentient being… Right?"
TFK: "We live in a world where people can identify as dolphins and you're going to blast me for believing in my precious US title like I do? You're insensitive, Ms. Riley."
Jade Riley: "I didn't mean-"
TFK cuts Jade off.
TFK: "No, you've said what you said, so own it, Ms. Riley."
Jade nods.
Jade Riley: "Fair enough, so you're three shows in, congrats."
TFK: "Way to change the subject, heh, but I'll oblige. Yes, we Spoiler Alert is catching traction and is already burning the loins of the internet wrestling community around the world."
Jade Riley: "Not surprising, it seems your last episode with J. King Studios partnering with HGTV for PornStars Lend A Hand is really riling up those pubescent Action Wrestling fans."
TFK literally laughs out loud.
TFK: "My father's empire is built on more than just pubescent adolescent teens, Ms. Riley. Men are dirty dogs and love the sin of the flesh, no matter how nice of guy you can lure in to having a 2 second coveration your vapid ass."
Jade Riley stands with her mouth wide open.
TFK: "Wide enough, I'm sure we could have you camera ready in 10 minutes."
Jade scoffs at TFK’s remark.
TFK: "Hey, I'm just saying, if this interviewer gig doesn't pay you enough, I got you covered… Well I can get you covered."
TFK nudges Jade with an elbow and she rolls her eyes, looking at Carl.
Jade Riley: "And that ends our interview…"
TFK: "Aww don't be so prudish, Ms. Riley, porn stars have feelings too and they have proven to be very, very successful in monetizing their assets in this new day and age."
Jade Riley: "Thank you for your time, Mr. King, but that is all the time I have for this interview. Carl wrap it up!"
TFK salutes Carl.
TFK: "Always good to see you, Fat Fuck Carl and keep up on that cardio, brother."
Fat Fuck Carl: "Thanks, Thad."
Jade Riley: "You're an ass."
TFK smiles and shrugs.
TFK: "I am what I eat, I suppose."
Jade huffs storming off annoyed and we fade out to black.