Post by Action Reel on Feb 7, 2023 13:21:13 GMT -5
The Last Week Clips and Recap
We open up with Beefer coming out of the bathroom and we see Monster, Noble Savage and Slayer with shocked faces.
Bam Beefer: Yeah, just took a huge Shane Striker, you guys got a match!?
Wrestler X: Say no more fam.
She walks into the bathroom and just closes the door slowly.
We cut to another clip of dinner with Doc Henry leading the conversation.
Doc Henry: It was XIII and it was a career highlight. I'm such a respect veteran so I had a Torture match, was paid nice too. I kicked out of a Tortures Device. I mean that guy is funny. He's such a great wrestler and I was basically hanging with him the whole time. So, yeah, not many people can say that.
Titan Jax: HASNT EVERYONE KICKED OUT OF THE TORTURES DEVICE?
Doc Henry: Don't be a douche man. Don't be one of those guys ya know?
Titan just stares at him.
We see another clip of Slayer and Mahoney secretly in a dark pantry.
Max Mahoney: This is called Captain Morgan. It's pretty good, bru. Take a drink.
Its an airport bottle that Max somehow smuggled into the house and Slayer takes a sip.
Scott Slayer: Ohhhh man
Slayer is coughing and choking.
Max Mahoney: Yeah bru that'll put hair on your balls bru.
We cut back to Ethan Miller in the studio as we go live.
Ethan Miller: Welcome to ActionHouse live on CBS and last week we had four house guests who were put up for elimination! Doc Henry, Noble Savage, Max Mahoney, Ms Monster all got the trivia question wrong and so this morning before we went live the four of them were put into a physical challenge to gain immunity going forward if they were ever put up for Elimination! The physical challenge was standing on the top turnbuckles of a wrestling ring located in the back yard!
We go live to the backyard where the four wrestlers are still standing on the turnbuckles! We see the rest of the house guests on steel chairs trying to hype and gas the four of them up.
Ethan Miller: Lets find out how this plays out before our first elimination!
Immunity Physical Challenge
Doc has shaky legs but he's still standing on the top turnbuckles as Max is getting close to falling. Noble Savage is mad chilling but Ms Monster is trying to hold her balance!
Bam Beefer: COME ON MONSTER!! STAY UP THERE MONSTER!!
Titan Jax: YEAH MONSTAHHH STAY UP THERE!
Monster starts to shake but the ropes are shaky from everyone else and Noble Savage falls off!
Ethan Miller: Oh, Noble, you're out, please sit down with the rest of the group!
Wrestler X: The darkness spoke to me and said she would be eliminated first.
Bam Beefer: Stop talking to me!
The three left continue to stand on the top rope!
Ethan Miller: They have been standing up there now for over 2 hours.
The ropes are shaking again cause Doc is losing his balance, Noble waves all of them off as she goes and sits down in one of the chairs behind everyone else.
Max starts to lose his balance and Monster screams and is cramping!
Titan Jax: FIGHT THROUGH THE CRAMP MONSTER!!
Max falls off the turnbuckles and bounces off the top rope and falls into the ring but it causes Monster to fall off too!
Some of them all sigh, some of them cheer and it's Doc Henry who jumps down as the winner.
Ethan Miller: Congratulations Doc Henry! You earned yourself immunity for this weeks Elimination so no matter how the polling results happen, you are safe from elimination this week!
Doc Henry gets his ActionHouse Championship and celebrates in the middle of the ring. He's acting like it's Evolution but no one is even paying attention. He yells out from the ring "I once kicked out of the Tortures Device!". Nobody gives a shit.
Ethan Miller: There will be another immunity challenge in 2 weeks that will involve all of the house guests left in the competition, but now? I need all of you in the living room, and Monster, Noble, and Mahoney please grab your bags cause it's time for our first elimination.
The in studio ooh's and ahhs as we see the house guests all go into the living room.
Ethan Miller: Our first elimination is up to you guys! There was votes for Doc Henry, but he just won immunity so he can't be eliminated this week. Here is the envelope of the results right now that was just handed to me.
The superstars all sit on the couches in the living room, the 3 up for elimination sit on the Elimination Couch.
Elimination Results
Ethan Miller: Okay, the results are in. I will first announce a name that STAYS in the competition. When you hear your name, please move to the other couch.
We see the 7 wrestlers hoping for who they like to stay.
Ethan Miller: This superstar is STAYING in the game.. and they are..
Drum roll.
Ethan Miller: Ms Monster.
The studio claps as Titan Jax and Beefer stand up and celebrate!! Ms Monster gets up and roars as she comes over to the other side of the living room.
Ethan Miller: That means Max Mahoney or Noble Savage will be eliminated..
The studio audience is ready as the house guests are ready for the results.
Ethan Miller: The superstar that is eliminated from ActionHouse is..
Drum roll.
Ethan Miller: With 35% of the votes, Max Mahoney you are eliminated.
Max stands up and immediately grabs his bag as Isara hugs him. Noble slaps him on the back and laughs it off. Doc acts all empathetic towards Max and he just walks away and heads out the front door. The front door immediately leads to Ethan and Max sits down.
The studio sort of cheers for him.
Ethan Miller: House guests, please get into position in the kitchen for our next challenge and now Max, please sit here. The rest of the house guests recorded a short message for whoever was eliminated. Here is yours.
We cut to solo confessional videos of each of the guests.
Wrestler X: The godfather of smoke and clouds will always rise above the ships in the middle of the night but it's the rising tide that swallows you whole.
Bam Beefer: Sup, Max, if you're seeing this guess you're eliminated bub, well you know, you didn't really talk much and you smelled like weed a lot. Also you had pink sunglasses, I noticed that bub.
Keynan Isara: Max you were a good friend that I knew for a week. Hope to see you again, man.
Voss Holt: Great, another man eliminated, this stupid woke liberal bulls-
Scott Slayer: Thanks for sneaking me those little bottles of booze. I appreciated that. When I get out, I'll hella hit you up big bro and we can party like you promised.
Titan Jax: I didn't like you! I think you were soft and a wussy and if I saw you on the street I'd kick your face off your head! So good riddance!
Ms Monster: Glad its you and not me, HAH! You were alright but I got money to win so ugh, whatever.
Noble Savage: I never thought you were as good of a wrestler as me. I wrestled at Evolution once and you never have so I don't think the fans care for you. *shrug*
Doc Henry: Max! If you're seeing this bud, that means you got eliminated and I didn't which is crazy! Ya know as a beloved veteran of this sport and well-respected athlete, pal, it was nice trying to mentor you for the last week and I hope you keep working hard, bud! You're one of a kind, man!
We cut back to Max and Ethan Miller.
Ethan Miller: Any last comments?
Max Mahoney: Nah bru. Just vibes, man.
Ethan Miller: Anything you'd like to tell us that happened during your time here on ActionHouse?
Max Mahoney: Yah, like Doc is fake as hell bru, and Beefer need to to eat less cheese, bru. He be hella stinkin' for sho.
Ethan Miller: Well, alright, thank you Max. We'll see you again someday! Thanks for being here!
Max grabs his bag and just chucks up a deuce and walks off.
Ethan Miller: And then there were 9! Lets get back to the kitchen for our final challenge.
We cut to the kitchen where at the dinner table the 9 house guests are sitting with a silver platter in front of them but covered by a topper.
Eating Challenge
Ethan Miller: Hello house guests, are we ready for this challenge?
They all respond.
Ethan Miller: In this challenge, I will give you 10 minutes on the clock. Under your topper there is a plate of food. When I say BEGIN, you'll take the topper off and eat as much as you can! At the end of the 10 minute mark, the four superstars who have the most food on their plate will be up for elimination. Please put one hand on the topper.
The 9 superstars get into position!
Ethan Miller: BEGIN!
They all remove the topper and immediately dig in! It's McDonalds Big Macs stacked on a plate.
Ethan Miller: There are 10 Big Macs stacked on each plate! Lets see who can eat the most! Only the 5 superstars who eat the most will be safe for this week!
We see Beefer and Jax chowin' down on Big Macs and Wrestler X is trying to eat as fast as she can.
Ethan Miller: Ohh, look at Scott Slayer! Really trying hard!
Slayer is just shoving as much food as he can into his mouth! We see Doc shoving two Big Macs into his mouth at the same time!
Ethan Miller: Don't let him know, but it's nice that Doc isn't talking, amirite?
We see Isara sitting across from Jax and Beefer and the three of them are just staring into each others eyes full of intensity and continue eating the Big Macs!
Ethan Miller: We have 5 minutes to go, house guests!
We see Wrestler X tearing hers apart to eat faster, Monster and Noble are cramming as much as possible as Slayer is eating like a little piggy. Jax, Isara and Beefer continue throwing as many down into their mouth as they can!
Ethan Miller: Wow, those three are really putting Big Macs away!
Noble Savage starts to choke, much like her career in efedding and she's trying to fight through it!
Ethan Miller: 90 seconds left!
Noble stops that wuss shit and keeps throwing Big Macs into her mouth.
Beefer, Jax and Isara stand up as they have 2 Big Macs left on their plate and they're getting more and more intense!
Ethan Miller: Wow! I didn't think ANYONE could eat 10 Big Macs in 10 minutes but these three are really trying to prove me wrong!
Doc continues to eat some but he's slowing down as is Slayer. Isara and Beefer and Jax pick up their last Big Mac!
Ethan Miller: 30 seconds! Oh man! I didn't think anyone would finish a plate of 10 Big Macs!
They get crazy as the studio audience is counting down!
Ethan Miller: Remember, the top 5 superstars in this challenge are safe! The four who have the most Big Macs left will be put up for Elimination!
We get down to 10 seconds left as Jax, Beefer and Isara put their final bites into the mouth!
Ethan Miller: Oh this is close for Henry, Monster, Noble and Slayer!
They continue eating as much as possible as the buzzer goes off!
BUBUUUZZZZZZZZ
Ethan Miller: Okay, stop eating! We will see how many Big Macs are left on your plate!
We see Jax, Beefer and Isara stand up and are so full of addrenaline and intensity Isara chops Jax, Beefer chops Isara, Jax chops Isara, Beefer chops Jax, Isara chops Jax!
Ethan Miller: Okay, gentlemen! Gentlemen! Relax haha!
The three of them sit down.
Ethan Miller: The superstars that are safe are Titan Jax, Bam Beefer, Keynan Isara.. we know they finished their entire plates. Which has to be some sort of eating record.
Beefer bends over on the table and unleashes a nasty fart.
Ethan Miller: Jesus Christ, anyways, the rest of you lets see those plates. Okay, Slayer it looks like you have 4.5 Big Macs left!
Noble Savage, you have 6 Big Macs left!
Doc Henry, you have 6.5 Big Macs left!
Ms Monster, you have 4 Big Macs Left!
Wrestler X you have 7 Big Macs left, did you even try?
And Voss Holt, you have 6 Big Macs left.
Hmm
That means Wrestler X, Noble Savage, Voss Holt and Doc Henry are up for elimination!
Doc stands up and shows his Championship Immunity belt.
Ethan Miller: Doc, would you like to use your Immunity Championship belt this week or save it?
Doc Henry: I want to use it!
Ethan Miller: Well, okay, slip it through the mailbox slot on the front door and you'll be safe from elimination this week! Noble Savave, Wrestler X and Voss Holt you three will be up for elimination! You'll have one more challenge you three will face off next Tuesday in hopes of swaying the live poll but good luck!
The three of them get up and are disappointed but Jax, Isara and Beefer keep hyping each other up and gassing each other up, literally.
Ethan Miller: Well, that was another episode of ActionHouse, you can get live voting all week for the three up for elimination! Voss Holt, Noble Savage, and Wrestler X. For now, lets spend the next 45 seconds going live inside the house!
Outro
We cut to Voss Holt who is in his room with Slayer.
Voss Holt: Thats what they want you to think, that they can just eliminate men. Open your eyes, Slayer, they want Women ruling the world but it's outrageous. Its sickening that the agenda would be skewed that way. Women are lesser than men, Slayer, and thats just facts!
We cut to Ms Monster sitting on her bed watching Wrestler X playing with a lighter.
Ms Monster: You worried about being eliminated?
Wrestler X: The elimination of light in my existence was a cloud covering the mind of worship on a night that I-
We cut to Beefer, Jax and Isara out in the backyard pumping iron.
Beefer: You're looking jacked, Jax!
Titan Jax: THANK YOU, BROTHER!
Keynan Isara is lifting a weight over his head.
Keynan Isara: I can lift up both of my grandparents onto my shoulders, no problem, with complete ease.
Bam Beefer: Nice Form, Isara, Thats what I'm talking about!
ActionHouse fades out.