Post by Action Reel on Jan 31, 2023 17:28:05 GMT -5
Ethan Miller: Welcome to the first episode of ActionHouse! I'm your host Ethan Miller and we are here on a production stage just outside the ActionHouse located on CBS Studios in Hollywood, California. In just a few minutes we'll meet the 10 wrestlers, active, former, or retired.. who will join this awesome reality competition series!
They'll be locked in this house trying to win challenges to keep immunity every week where you'll have the opportunity to vote someone out! This house is equipped with over 300 high-definition cameras and over 500 live microphones! If anything happens, we'll be able to capture it and see it every tuesday here on ActionHouse!
What happens if you're the final wrestler standing? The winner will receive $500,000 dollars! Yeah, we just learned tonight that it's $500,000! Wow!
The small studio crowd claps.
Ethan Miller: Now, lets meet our 10 wrestlers!
The front door opens to the living and someone walks in!
Ethan Miller: Who is it!?
Ethan Miller: It's Bam Beefer! Hi Bam!
Bam Beefer: Hey, Ethan! I'm excited to be here! I guess I'm the first one here so let me lay down the law. I'm hardcore, I'm violent, I love taking my frustrations out on anything and anyone who stands in front of me and I'm here to collect quite possibly the biggest payday of my entire career. Is this the future I had planned for myself? No, not really but I don't back down from a fight. And also I like free food!
Ethan Miller: Thanks Beefer, find a bed and get comfortable, lets see who else is joining?
Ethan Miller: Wow!! Doc Henry? How is it going?!
Doc Henry: Howdy, Ethan! Its going swell so far. I'm ready to get dirty and get some work done. I've been living life on my farm outside of Texas and I'm always hoping my phone rings for a spot in the Havoc rumble or anything else that Action Wrestling has in store. Gotta stay ring ready am I right?
Ethan Miller: Thanks, Doc! Get comfortable. So Beefer and Doc Henry are 2 of 10, who else is joining the show?!
Just then someone else walks into the living room.
Ethan Miller: Wow! It's Keynan Isara from the islands of Samoa! Keynan, how the hell are ya?
Keynan Isara: I'm doing well, thanks Ethan. I can't believe I'm here! I've fought in the first World Cup, I've been on Monday Night Clash a few times but it's been a while since I've won anything. I hope that changes in the next dozen or so weeks, Ethan!
Ethan Miller: I bet, you were always a favorite of Gravedigger, but theres no backstage pull here!
Keynan Isara: No there isn't, but I'll find something just show me grandmas kitchen table and we're good!
Ethan Miller: Haha, I bet! Get comfortable and lets find out who number four is!
Ethan Miller: Whoa! Max Maho-
Max Mahoney: It's me, the one and only, Max, whats up Ethan?
Ethan Miller: Iiiiii was just going to ask what ya been up to since your release from AW over 2 years ago!
Max Mahoney: Chicks, vibin' in clubs, ya know stackin paper and makin' haters!
Ethan Miller: Alright, well you have fun with that! Get comfortable and lets see who is number 5!
Ethan Miller: Ms Monster! What a surprise! a Former Cruiserweight Champion!
Ms Monster: Yeah, yeah, Ethan just shut up. I'm going to find a bed, I'm going to find a nice room and relax.
Ethan Miller: There will be challenges every week, Monster. This isn't a vacation?
Ms Monster: Ahh son of a bitch. Fine, then I'll win those and eat on the bones of the victims who die before me!
She frustratingly goes into the back room.
Ethan Miller: Okay so thats 5 of the 10 so far! Wow, Isara, Monster, Mahoney, Doc Henry and Bam Beefer! Who else is coming in!
Ethan Miller: Oh my god! Noble Savage is here?! You once competed on Evolution II and faced off against Alex Richards for Tortures hall of fame spot!
Noble Savage: Yeah, I would have won if Richards wasn't pushed. Ya know? I would have won a lot of I was pushed properly but no one wants a woman World Champion amirite?
Ethan Miller: You did have a world title though!
Noble Savage: And was treated like a midcarder, ya know what, just tell me where I go I'm done talking about it.
Ethan Miller: Find a bed in one of the three dorm rooms and get comfortable!
Noble grabs her bag and walks to the back of the house.
Ethan Miller: Who else is joining our ActionHouse!?
Ethan Miller: Whoa! Scott Slayer, how is it going?! Long time no see!
Scott Slayer: I'm 18 years of age, I'm ready to do some adult things like have conversations about politics and society! Also my Dad can't say anything about me being here I'm an adult and I'm allowed to be here. My dad can't say anything.
Ethan Miller: Oh?
Scott Slayer: I dunno, can I drink here?!
Ethan Miller: I think thats against the law still.
Slayer just walks to the back rooms.
Ethan Miller: Slayer has competed on CruiserClash and Clash prior, but wanted to finish high school before coming back. He finished high school in the first semester of his senior year and looks to be in great shape! Okay, who is next?
Ethan Miller: Whoa!! Titan Jax, you were on Monday Night Clash for a QUICK cup of coffee, how are you doing?
Titan Jax: IM DOING FINE ETHAN! IM STILL WAITING FOR A CONTRACT, I WOULD LOVE TO BE WRESTLING ON CLASH. HECK, IVE SEEN JOEY SCALA, BIG HARPER AND DIONYSUS ON THERE. ALL OF THEM BARELY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. IF THEY CAN STILL BE EMPLOYED THAN I KNOW I CAN BE!
Ethan Miller: I just thought of this; but you were a super hardcore street fight type guy.. but there was no Hardcore title when you competed.. how does it feel knowing there is a hardcore title now!
Titan Jax: IT DOESNT FEEL GOOD. I WANT TO BE HARDCORE CHAMPION, ETHAN. I'LL CHOKESLAM AND POWERBOMB ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY. AARRHHH!!
Jax poses and then picks up his bag with ease and walks to the back room.
Ethan Miller: Hope he packed enough juice to keep him goin'. Yikes. We're almost to the ten.. who is next?
Ethan Miller: Oh, wow! Voss! You were a former Television Champion! How is it going?
Voss Holt: Not well, Ethan, obviously. I just saw Monster walking over there. You mean to tell me theres women in this challenge too?
Ethan Miller: There is, so far 2 of them!
Voss Holt: Oh, great. This should be men only, but whatever. Someone will have to clean up and do the dishes!
Ethan Miller: Oh, well thats
Voss just walks to the other rooms.
Ethan Miller: For those who don't remember, Voss was a co-Television Champion with a woman and he quit AW the next day. Weirdo. Lets see who the final superstar to enter ActionHouse is!
Ethan Miller: Oh my! It's Wrestler X! How is it going?
Wrestler X: I feel the darkness surrounding me. Too much sunlight in here. The clouds overhead are talking to me. We should light this sucker up.
She pulls out a ligther.
Ethan Miller: Whoa, whoa! Nope, lets not do that!
A production agent walks into the house and takes the lighter.
Wrestler X: You can't chain the hands of time.
Wrestler X takes her bag into the other room..
Ethan Miller: Well, thats the ten! Ms Monster, Noble Savage, and Wrestler X are female and will join their male co-competitors Keynan Isara, Doc Henry, Bam Beefer along with Titan Jax, Scott Slayer, Voss Holt and Max Mahoney!
We see a few cameras set up and they're all shaking hands and talking.
Ethan Miller: Okay guys, I'm going to need you all in the front room please!
The wrestlers get to the front room as we hear the siren go off for 5 seconds and the front door locks.
Ethan Miller: Thanks for joining together in the front room. Now, wrestlers, the front door is locked! The game has begun! If you notice there is white boards behind you and a marker! I need each of you to grab a white board and sit on the couches. It's time for our first challenge!
Trivia Game Challenge
Ethan Miller: In this trivia, it's simple! I'm going to ask an Action Wrestling related question and you write the answer down! Whoever gets the question wrong will be put up for elimination where the fans will get to vote for you to be in the ActionHouse or OUT of the ActionHouse!
The wrestlers take their spot on the couch.
Ethan Miller: The first elimination will take place next Tuesday night! So you'll at least get 7 days in the house. So are we ready for the question!?
The wrestlers all scream out yes.
Ethan Miller: Alright! And let the game begin: Evolution three took place on June 14th of 2020 and the first match of the night was for the Television Championship!
The question is.. who was the winner of that first match and walked out of Evolution III the Television Champion? Answers on the white boards please! Fans at home lets see if you can correctly guess the answer as well!
Some of the in-studio crowd are whispering/buzzing with their own answer as the wrestlers are writing it down on their white board!
Ethan Miller: Okay, wrestlers lets see those white boards!
Bam Beefer's board: Carter Shaw
Max Mahoney's board: Spencer Adams
Wrestler X's board: Carter Shaw
Titan Jax's board: Carter Shaw
Ms Monster's board: QDT
Doc Henry's board:Chase JacksonNoris Cranley
Keynan Isara's board: Carter Shaw
Scott Slayer's board:QDT Carter Shaw
Noble Savage's board: Bonnie Blue
Voss Holt's board: Carter Shaw
Max Mahoney's board: Spencer Adams
Wrestler X's board: Carter Shaw
Titan Jax's board: Carter Shaw
Ms Monster's board: QDT
Doc Henry's board:
Keynan Isara's board: Carter Shaw
Scott Slayer's board:
Noble Savage's board: Bonnie Blue
Voss Holt's board: Carter Shaw
Ethan Miller: Oohhh some of these are great answers, some of these are bad. The correct answer is Carter Shaw.
Some of the wrestlers fist pump, some of the wrestlers are disappointed. Ms Monster "rawwggs".
Ethan Miller: Congratulations to Bam Beefer, Wrestler X, Titan Jax, Keynan Isara, Scott Slayer, and Voss Holt. You guys are safe from the elimination process this week!
They celebrate on the couch.
Ethan Miller: Max Mahoney, Noble Savage, Doc Henry, and Ms Monster, you four will be up for elimination and the fans will decide your fate.. however!
They perk up!
Ethan Miller: Next Tuesday night there is a quick physical challenge that you four will partake in that can earn you a Championship Belt! That Championship belt keeps you safe from elimination if you're voted to leave ActionHouse! You have 6 and a half days to prepare!
Enjoy your week and we'll see you guys and gals next Tuesday! Goodbye, wrestlers!
They all yell bye!
Ethan Miller: And goodbye fans, be sure to join us on social media AKA the IT boards to vote for who YOU want to be eliminated from ActionHouse! See ya next week!
We cut back into the house where Noble Savage is talking to Doc Henry.
Noble Savage: Yeah, I didn't know that answer I guess. I didn't see the show.
Doc Henry: Didn't you wrestle at an Evolution?
Noble Savage: Yeah, I didn't care. Oh well.
Wrestler X: The shadows are just the darkness highlighting the sickles of light that we call flames. Everything burns in the end.
Doc Henry: The fuck wrong with you, hun?
We see Beefer and Titan checking each others muscles out in the kitchen.
Beefer: You still trying to get signed, brother?
Titan Jax: YEAH IM THINKING I DO THIS AND MAYBE GET A SUPPLEMENTAL CONTRACT OR SOMETHING EVEN A ONE TIME APPEARANCE I KNOW I CAN RIP HEADS OFF AND SHIT YA KNOW BRO IM JUST TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE RING ITS HARD BUT I KNOW I CAN DO IT
Beefer: Yeah, yeah I got you brother. Im about to stack up a few of these frozen burritos you trying to get down?
Titan Jax: YEAHIM DOWN FOR THAT LETS EAT IT UP HA
We fade off the air.