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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:46:46 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off and the crowd pops and we're LIVE on CBS! Billy: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!! AND WE ARE JUST SIX NIGHTS AWAY FROM GOLD RUSH AND CHRIS, LOOK WHO IS IN THE RING!Chris Avery: ITS OUR GENERAL MANAGER!! PASTERNAK HAS A LIVE MIC!The crowd buzzes but calms down as the studio music fades out and Pasternak begins! Pasternak: This Sunday night at Gold Rush, Jill Park defends her World Championship against Sam Kidsgrove, Gerard Angelo and Spencer Adams in a fatal four way match..The crowd buzzes.. Pasternak: But it's time I make a stipulation official!The crowd buzzes. Pasternak: That match will now be.. A .. ANYTHING GOES fatal fourway!!The crowd pops! Billy: Anything goes?! My God!!Chris Avery: The first pay per view on Paramount+ features a four way main event for the World Championship and it's ANYTHING GOES!!
Pasternak: I've made it official, it's signed, and thats that! Now, lets enjoy the show!Pasternak tosses the microphone over.. Billy: We just heard too that Torture is on his way to the arena! What will he have to say about this!?Chris Avery: I have no idea! Torture is a long time friend.. but lately, I'm speechless and completely dumbfounded when it comes to his actions as of late!We take a commercial with Pasternak walking up the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:49:00 GMT -5
Special Rematch! Nate Krelle vs. Onyxx Brekkar vs. Christian King
Billy: What an opening announcement from our General Manager just a minute ago and now look! We're ready for our next match up!Chris Avery: Krelle, Breakkar and King are in the ring!DING DING DING Rush's Tom Sawyer hits the airwaves.. Billy: OH HERE HE COMES!!Robby Bigg Dick comes out through the curtain with a shopping cart. He pushes it down the ramp and stops it at the ring apron as his music continues to play and he slides into the ring.. Billy: What is he doing!?Krelle comes over and RBD kicks him in the stomach and piledrives him in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: SPIKED HIM!Brekkar comes over but RBD picks him up and drops him onto Krelle! RBD pulls out a light tube from his back pants.. Billy: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?RBD smashes it over the head of King!! Chris Avery: OHHH!!Billy: This match is done! It's over!RBD picks up Krelle and dumps him over the ring into the shopping cart! He picks up King and puts him over the ropes and dumps him ontop of the shopping cart too! Chris Avery: What is happening!?RBD gets out and stands on top of their bodies on the shopping cart and he raises his hands in the air as his music has never stopped. It's continued playing! Billy: This is wild! This is violence!Chris Avery: THIS IS R! B! D!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:49:33 GMT -5
Alister Makes A Challenge!
Alister sits in a chair against a black background typical for a remote interview. Wearing a cut off Downfall shirt, a massive amount of Rock Tape covering his right shoulder and arm. Above his right eye is still somewhat bruised and a few stitches going into his hairline can be seen. Last week I was all ready for my first interview with Action Wrestling. It was an exciting moment for me, as I would have had the opportunity to finally speak directly to the fans after watching me over the last couple of months. I may talk a lot but doing interviews is something I feel I lack in skill. Those are just more than talking to a camera or interviewer, it is an opportunity to grow your social standing within a company. Of course, me being only a couple of years in the industry, I was looking forward to starting that growth. We saw how well that went. Who would have thought Holden Ross was such a sensitive c**t. Holden fancy’s himself a tough guy, hard hitter, someone to be made weary of. I found out with a dislocated shoulder and a nice little bloody cat nap. But for all that he is and what he wants everyone else to believe about him, I am relatively uninjured. Sure, you dislocated my shoulder, but there were no tears, rips, or any tendon or muscular damage done. As a matter of fact, I am pretty sure he popped my shoulder back in place, helping me in the long run. Knocking me out sure, get hit in the head a few times that will happen, but the funny thing about that though. Despite the blood and bruising, they cleared me of any concussions the next day. Two doctors both cleared me, and unfortunately, I was asked to stay home this week just to be safe.
So, all that energy and appeared violence, and the best you could do is put little ol me out for a week, someone who’s what, 4.5 stone less than you, you have what 5 inches on me, you would have thought you would have absolutely destroyed my career. What is all that size for I wonder? You’re like a king-sized snicker, maybe a solid candy shell but you’re just a softy when it comes down to it. Something like that apparently changes someone, at least for me. The athlete Shannon Sharpe said recently, paraphrasing, ‘If I have to always be the bigger man in everything, then I am surrounded by a lot of small people’. So normally I may not look directly to this direction, I think maybe it’s time that I step out of my comfort zone. He leans forward and picks something off the floor that creates a small metal dragging sound. He pulls up a metal folding chair that is completely warped and un-usable as a seat. He makes a ‘comer here’ motion with his free hands’ pointer finger. So let me holler at you. This was a gift to me from a producer, maybe a sick joke, maybe a reminder, regardless, this chair was the one you used on me. I sat here these last few days looking at this sit in the corner of my living room, and it gave me an idea. It’s my understanding you aren’t at this weeks Clash, and wouldn’t you have it that we both should be good to go by Gold Rush. Now, I would hate to go challenging you to just any match, I want you to have a fare shot at potentially beating me, so since you are so handy with one of these, let’s say, me and you go hash out our disagreements in the ring with one of these beauties. Let me help you with a lesson of what Nemo me impune lacessit means. Alister McKissick vs Holden Ross in a Chairs Match, I like the sound of that, I am sure the fans like the sound of that. Honestly, I really don’t care if you like the sound of that or not, just more if Pasternak likes it or not, and something tells me he would welcome something interesting like a chairs match.
I’m not usually one to put out any sort of a prediction, but before Gold Rush is over Holden, I’m going to have your REACH FOR THE SKY BOY! Alister stands up and in a single motion he swings the chair, connecting with the camera sending it crashing to the floor before going black.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:51:02 GMT -5
Hot Shot Is Enjoyin' WayneWizers
We come back to Clash and we see Hot Shot sitting in a chair with the SCW Hardcore Championship. He stands up as Jade Riley enters the room. The crowd is poppin' and cheering! Jade Riley: Hot Shot, last week you were smashed over the head with a guitar post match and now this Sunday you defend against Billy Ray Cash at Gold Rush.Hot Shot Wayne Austin: First of all let me tell you I don't give two single shits about that little cocky bastard!The crowd cheers! Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And this Sunday at Gold Rush it will be much of the same ol' shit that I've been doing. I'm goin to pick up a WayneWizer. What? I'm going to drink that WayneWizer. What? I'm going to reach into my pocket that I don't have on my wrestling trunks. What? I'm going to bring out a can of woop ass. What? And open that can of woop ass. What? And beat that littleeeeee STUPID.. SON OF A BITCH ALL OVER SAN FRANCISCO!The crowd is cheering as Wayne Austin gets more heated. Hot Shot Wayne Austin: An-Just then two officers walk into the locker room. Hot Shot looks at them with his eyebrows raised. Officer: Are you Hot Shot Wayne Austin? Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You're looking at him with your stupid little beaty eyes!Officer: We heard you were drinking and driving and sir you're under arrest.The crowd boos as Hot Shot goes to shove off but two more officers come in and grab the arms of Hot Shot! Billy: WHOA!!Jade escapes and runs out of the room! Chris Avery: HOT SHOT WAYNE AUSTIN IS UNDER ARREST!!The four officers control the situation and Hot Shot and handcuff him. They walk him out of his locker room and towards a police car. Billy: I can't believe this!!Chris Avery: WHO CALLED THIS IN!?Just then Billy Ray Cash has his guitar over his shoulder and walks up watching the scene unfold. He's laughing. Hot Shot is PISSED as they lower his head and put him in the backseat of the police car. Billy: I can't believe this!! Hot Shot Wayne Austin is being taken to the police station!!Chris Avery: The coppers got em'!!The car sirens turn on as the four officers get into the cop car with Hot Shot and they drive off! Billy: I can't believe it!!The camera turns back to Billy Ray Cash who laughs and waves goodbye. Billy Ray Cash: Good riddance.. ya DICKSHIT!The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:52:00 GMT -5
Odin Needs A Partner
We cut backstage to see Odin Balfore standing before a dressing room door, apprehensive to knock. He raises his fist, hesitates, and thinks better. He looks down and away then gives it a gentle tap. He grunts, seemingly swallowing his pride, and pounds on the door. A moment later the door opens and Odin's eyes meet the yellow eyes of the coked-up madman, Zombie McMorris. ZMAC: Ol’ Dirty Balfore; Ol’ Z knew you come. You just can't seem to stay away. You and Ol’ Z seem to be linked in these unforeseen circumstances. Who foretold me comin, nobody, but who saw you betraying your pah-te-ner on live television -> everybody. Tell me something, Balfore, why does everything you love get Ragnaroked to death? What is addled in your Viking brain stem that causes you to hurt the ones you love? In fact, why the fuck does it always bring you back to me. Cuz that's why you came for my help. You figure that the Coked up Hollywood Madman would come rescue your career like he has multiple times before. You want tag team help, go dig up ya boi from the figments of your imagination. Or your son. Or Kaz.The fans cheer for Kaz - Yah, Kaz verse Wesley -> that’ll put the asses in the seats. Too bad that’ll never happen. How about Alex Richards.The crowd cheers for richards. How about Joey Flash.They cheer for Flash -- You and Imperium ridin’ again. Ol’ bean aint doin nothin but eating Scones and fish paste. Ol’ Z tell you what though. He feels bad fah you. Pity done did flutter upon my heart. If’n you can give me the old school Pantheon mysterious handshake, Ol’ Z will hop in, clobber Shaw and Wesley and bring you the tag belts you been wantin’ ur whole damn miserable life.ZMAC extends his hand and quickly recoils it. ZMAC: Oh, that's right - you wernt ever in Pantheon cuz ya fuckin lame sauce trash. Odin: Your mouth brings you a lot of trouble, ZMAC. Shut it.ZMAC: What is Ol’ Z behind on his Sony payments again? Pft. Ol’ Z dont pay his own damn bills, why the hell should he foot the bill for your mess. You don’t have friends, Ol’ Dirty. The only thing you ever been true to is what this business has done to you and you still cant get the fuck over it. My gawd, Jam Jilly writhes in shame and disgust over your punk ass. However, Ol’ Z will tell you this-> you might just find somebody if you know where to look. Now get the fuck outta my sight.ZMAC closes the door on Odin, causing him to resume his search.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:53:02 GMT -5
Ellie Austin vs. Mason Jones
Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana … ELLIE AUSTIN! "No Money" by Galantis begins to play over the speaker and a purple hue goes over the crowd. Some in the crowd begin to move with the beat of the music as Ellie Austin walks out onto the stage. She stops at the top of the stage before starting to bop up and down, motioning for the crowd to stand up. The crowd begins to cheer as Ellie smiles at them before running down the ramp. As she gets to the bottom she lunges forward and does a cartwheeling flip which pushes her into doing an aerial. She lands on both feet right by the ring and the crowd erupts. Ellie slides into the ring and waves to the crowd before going up on the turnbuckle and saluting the crowd with a huge smile. Smoke and Mirrors hits by Jim Johnson and Mason Jones just walks right out with his head down and his arms out. His boyfriend Jayson Price comes up behind him and they both taunt into the camera. Adilene Floyd: Introducing, from Las Vegas Nevada, being accompanied by his WCF Hall of Famer and boyfriend Jayson Price, he is THE BIG BONE! MASON JONES! Jones yells out "COME ON" and gets the crowd hype as he punches the air with a huge swing and then walks down the ramp as Price comes down behind him. Jones slides in and takes his black tight leather jacket off as Price goes and stands in the corner on the mats outside. Jones gets up to the middle turnbuckle and points out at the crowd and flexes those biceps. DING! DING! DING! Billy: Ellie Austin the newcomer looking to make an impression.Chris Avery: We’ll see if she can do that.Jones and Austin lock up, and Jones takes advantage of his power advantage and pushes her aggressively into the mat. Austin, showing gumption and fight immediately springs back to her feet. She locks up with Mason Jones again and he again shoves her down to the mat. She bounces up again but feints to lock up but kicks him in the knee. Chris Avery: I guess not all blondes are dumb.Billy: They just wanna have fun.Austin hits an uppercut on Mason to stand him up before Monkey flipping him over her head. She comes back at him as he gets to his feet and rolls through dropping him down to the canvas with a rolling neck snap. She jumps up and springboards herself off the middle rope and drags him back down to the mat. Austin watches Jones rise to his feet and she snaps him back to the canvas with a sweet suplex. Billy: Jones no match for Austin’s speed.Chris Avery: You can say that againBilly: Jones no match-- OH MY SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: Austin just near decapitated Jones with a sweet shining wizard.Austin climbs the top rope and flies with a brilliant 450 Splash! Billy: A-Score!ONE! TWO! THREE! Chris Avery: What a debut by Ellie Austin!Mason rolls out of the ring as Price catches him and coaches him up on the outside. Billy: Jones is backsliding now isn't he? Chris Avery: Either way, a huge win for Ellie! Thats how you gain momentum in AW!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:54:26 GMT -5
Downfall Segment!
There's a pregnant pause in the air before the lights in the arena shut down, one by one, with an audible CHOOM as each section goes dark. The crowd sits in unsteady, uncomfortable silence there, in the dark, for a full thirty seconds, before a blazing neon-red Anarchy symbol appears on the tron, which then transitions into the symbol becoming the A in Downfall's name. Then, as the jumbotron begins playing images of shots of Downfall hitting various kicks and signature moves that flicker with strobelight-jerkiness, a synthesizer track and rising, discordant wailing begins, before Trent Reznor's distinct voice comes in, launching into the intro to "The Becoming". "I beat my machine It's a part of me, it's inside of me... I'm stuck in this dream, It's changing me, I am becoming... The me that you know, he had some second thoughts He's covered with scabs, He is broken and sore, The me that you know, he doesn't come around much That part of me... Isn't here anymore..." As the music reaches a cacophonous high point in "The Becoming", Downfall's head is bowed, and he kneels one knee on the stage, tracing the fingers of his right hand across the ramp, then he slowly raises his head to look at the ring. In his left hand, he is carrying a long, curved, black iron crowbar... and, dangling from his right hand, is the AW Hardcore championship belt. As Downfall stands, he looks at the crowbar, and then lifts the Hardcore title belt up to eye level with a smirk. The arena lights brighten, and then, he begins his walk down to the ring, holding his arms out to take in the reaction of the crowd. The crowd, some put off by his newer, more aggressive demeanor and the presence of the crowbar in his hand, boo, but there are still some, hoping for him to listen to his better angels, that cheer. He cracks his neck to the side in an aggressive manner and defiantly raising the crowbar, clenched tightly in one fist. Then, he goes around to the ring, pacing over to climb on the apron, and he takes just a moment to breathe it in as he rests a leg on the ropes themselves, before pacing to the turnbuckles and ascending, quickly, to the second rope, crossing his wrists in an X. Chris Avery: Downfall can now, finally, call himself the AW Hardcore champion, but it came through, well... a sickening display at XIII. Downfall used the crowbar and a sickening, sadistic side to unleash on Corey Black, that made the referee basically shove the Hardcore title into his grasp so he could release Black from his grasp.Billy: Well, you know, ackshually..... the match was under Deathmatch rules, so... You know, they don't typically call them that if they believe that there's a zero percent chance someone might commit die.Downfall settles the Hardcore title over one shoulder, on the left side where his hand is still clutching the crowbar, and he paces over and grabs a mic. Downfall: A few weeks ago, I was asked a question. "What would you say to those who tell you, you can't beat Corey Black?" It's the same question, actually, that's been plaguing me my entire tenure in AW. What makes me so sure that I can get this job done? What fuels my belief that if you put anyone in the ring with me, there is nothing stopping me from showing them that on any given night, there's nothing that can stop me from proving myself as the single most disruptive force in the game today.
He looks at the Hardcore title, as if the answer is patently obvious. Downfall: Some of you pointed to my falling short at Hardcore Games, and my immediate reaction of nearly murdering Corey Black in November and stealing the title belt, as delusion, as me trying to present myself as something I'm not. But that isn't... never will be the case. Because what I've shown you all at XIII is a statistically proven fact. An equation so solid that it's mathematically proven at this point. On a long enough timeline... everything decays. On a long enough timeline, all streaks get snapped and on that timeline, it's when someone runs... into me.He shrugs, allowing for a qualifier. Downfall: Maybe it isn't the first time around. That singularity point, that meeting, didn't happen between myself and Ash Blake the first time... but by the second time, she couldn't cope with what I had brought. Dandy Divito brought Kidsgrove in to be his tag partner, and when he squeaked by the Vanguard the first time... they were so confident that they'd never have to face us again and if they did, it would end the same... So much so that they staked the stability of their bond on their ability to retain the titles. And... in the end, they reached the point in time where, just the right moment, just the right set of circumstances came around... You hit a diamond in just the right moment, in just the right set of circumstances, and it'll fracture. It's the same thing.He paces around, shrugging the Hardcore title belt up prominently on his shoulder, and chokes up on the crowbar, laying across the belt on his shoulder. Downfall: And the same... exact... thing, came for Corey Black, he came in here, believing that I wasn't worthy of his time, that I wasn't strong enough to give him this "ragnarok" ending he craved... and look at what he earned instead. An embarrassing, pathetic and fitting tribute to a man who's a shell of himself, he didn't get a golden chariot to Valhalla, no.His voice rises like thunder. Downfall: ...I butchered him and put him down like a dog in the street.Some of the crowd boos loudly, and Downfall takes a moment to let the reaction wash over him, as if baptized and made anew by it. And yet, from the rafters, almost as if in answer, the Hardcore fans also begin a subversive, sing-song counter-chant, "DOWNFALL'S GONNA KILL YOU"... Downfall lets this counter-chant go for a second, beneath the angry, rabid heat from most fans, "DOWNFALL'S GONNA KILL YOU" is like a song. But then his smile hardens and turns to stone. Downfall: Now, I hear you sneering, thinking that I'm just bringing up old old history with Ash, with Dandy... I'm not. I'm once again, tracing a pattern... and if I can hear you saying in your wimpy, nebbish, Twitter-finger nerd voices -
A whiny pimple-faced teen pantomime here, as he's really heeling it up, and he mimicks typing a message on Twitter with his thumbs. Downfall: "Um but DOWNFALL, can't the same thing be applied to you as you just said to Corey Black, because you've failed this time or at that Havoc or in those finals, huehuehue I'm so cute at pointing out mistakes," to those that believe that what I'm saying cuts both ways and that it's only on a long-enough timeline that someone comes along and puts me down for THIS... Well.He steps forward, brazenly and defiantly raising the Hardcore title belt. And, again, his voice rises to the back of the rafters, carrying his words. Downfall: You can all kiss my ass. Because I'll tell you right now, there isn't a damn person who's come for this Hardcore title in the past year that has that same, destabilizing, status-quo breaking element of chaos and anarchy that pumps through my mf'in limbs. There isn't a a Robbie Big Dick in the back that has proven that they are a main event level game changer, or someone who has broken as many ceilings as I have. I didn't just win this title and take it's former owner out behind the barn and pull the trigger, no.He places the title at his feet, as always making it a line in the sand, and then he walks over it. The clear message in this few seconds motion being... Downfall: This title is through me only. So if my first order of business is committing another shocking, upsetting and nauseating act of violence on some slack-jawed, penny ante backyard wannabe garbage man that *thinks* he's Hardcore, then that's what it be... ROBBIE BIG DICK - You ran your mouth about XIII and me, but buddy, I haven't seen you even win at XIII or on Clash enough to qualify you as an expert in anything except how to answer the questions so the doc clears you for concussion protocols. You can talk about XIII all you want. But you know that when it comes down to it, you don't want to invoke my name too much. Because Downfall IS going to kill you.That starts the chant of "DOWNFALL'S GONNA KILL YOU" up again, but Downfall pays it no mind. He picks the Hardcore title up again. Downfall: Like it or not, this IS a main event title now, and I'm not going to let it fall back down to being defended against the lowest common denominator of who can swing a chair or break a light tube. No. What defines this title, is that 1) you come in this realm and you do not quit. You do not lay down and you DO NOT DIE... Or you get fucking stepped on. But more importantly to me, is 2) Just know, that on a long enough timeline, I'll come around to you. And you're going to break. My fucking word.Downfall nonchalantly flips the mic out of his hands, and he holds the crowbar out at the hard cam, pointing it like a blade and daring anyone on the other side of the camera to come for him. The crowd has a mixed reaction as he climbs out of the ring. Chris Avery: Bold, perhaps brash words from the new Hardcore champ... You have to wonder who really is going to be the first to step up to him.We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:55:53 GMT -5
Backstage with Torture!
The crowd pops as Kidsgrove lifts up finishing up a quick stretch. Kidsgrove turns around and is focused as Torture steps through the doorway and into the room. Torture: Sammy, Sammy, listen. I got an idea. This Sunday at Gold Rush, I know you're competing in that fatal fourway and ya heard my son make it a Anything Goes match, but listen. I got this wicked idea. Torture looks around all shady like. Torture: Why don't I book you vs Angelo in a match. Your OWN match. Yeah, come on, you can fight Angelo, he can fight you, and you guys can settle your differences at Gold Rush. You don't want that stinky World Championship taking up your time!The crowd boos as Kidsgrove just stares at him. Torture: Think about it. You can focus on what you really want. Gerard Angelo! And then once you're done with Angelo, you can ride off into the sunset, right? You can ride off with your head held high.. knowing that you beat Gerard Angelo at Gold Rush and you can retire. The crowd boos as Kidsgrove tilts his head ever so slightly. Torture: What do you think? Should I book it?! Should I do it just for you?The crowd is booing and buzzing as Torture and Kidsgrove go face to face. Kidsgrove steps forward with a.. Sam Kidsgrove: No.The crowd pops as Torture loses his smile and Kidsgrove walks around Torture and we take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:56:13 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:58:24 GMT -5
Special Challenge Ash Blake vs. Alice Gemini
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and folks our next match up.. sigh..Chris Avery: Alice Gemini is in the finals of the United States title tournament and will face Henry Lancaster this Sunday at Gold Rush but it's this match tonight that has thrown us off..Red spotlight hits the ramp, Red Smoke comes from the ground, Alice Gemini walks through with her head down, palms lowered, but facing forward. She walks slowly down the ramp in the same manner until she reaches the front of the ring. She pauses to look up slowly and screams as loud as she can and slides in the ring. She smacks the mat several times while still on her knees, she then jumps up to climb the turnbuckle to scream again. Finally sits on the top turnbuckle.. Billy: She's sitting up there and folks, I don't think Ash Blake is returning tonight..Chris Avery: Yeah, this really seems like a set up!Alice stays sitting on the turnbuckle as she tells the ref to begin.. The official is confused.. Billy: She wants the official to start the match, I knew this was a set up!The crowd starts to boo as Alice hops down the turnbuckles and tells the official to start counting. The official gives in and rings the bell! Ding ding! 1 2 3 Billy: Oh my god, come on.4 5 6 Chris Avery: Alice is laughing!She continues laughing as the official continues counting! 7! 8! 9! 10! Ding ding Billy: Yeah, we knew Ash wasn't returning tonight!Alice is laughing as she tells the official to raise her arm up in victory. The official grabs her arm and raises it up and points to her. Billy: This is disgusting!Chris Avery: Take that down! Alice is not four wins up on Ash Blake! Ash is injured, she's been hurt for a while and is recooperating at home! This is vile!Alice intimidates the official out of the ring as Alice grabs a microphone. The crowd is booing as Alice soaks it in pacing around the ring.. Alice Gemini: Aww, did I hurt all of your feelings, California? No Ash? Hm? Poor babies.That’s because Ash Blake is still afraid of me! She’s likely been fully healed and sitting at home for a while now and I’m giving her a perfect opportunity to reinsert herself and where is she? Where the fuck is she, California? Terrified under her bed sheets having constant nightmares of Alice Gemini. To all of you that look up to her and consider her your favorite, I’m not sorry. The crowd boos. Alice Gemini: Your favorite wrestler is a scared little bitch that can’t show her face and fight or at the very least defend herself with her famed venomous tongue. It’s fine, I’ve already gone up 4-0 on her now so it’s pretty evident that I’m just better than her.The crowd boos. Alice Gemini: In life, you all need to learn the two basic rules of what to expect. One, you don’t always get what you want because you complained online about it, and Two, Alice Gemini always gets what she wants in the end.Tonight I EARNED a victory against Ash Blake and next week? Next week I become the United States champion of Action fuckin’ wrestling and whether you’re correct and cheer for me or carry false disdain for me, I’m getting what’s mine and what I deserve.The crowd boooooos. Billy: Alice really turning up the bitch factor tonight.. Alice Gemini: Henry Lancaster The Third, not the first or second but the third Henry in his bloodline strutted his way into his debut and has very quickly earned his way into a match with The true biggest draw in AW. I’ll hand it to him though, he really went at poor Jonny’s throat last week and he was almost the man of my dreams the way he did it! He methodically tore the poor guy down by talking about his wife and his misfire and it was truly something to watch. However, if he thinks trying something like that on me is going to work, he’s going to be sorely mistaken and his pretty face is going to end up looking worse than Raiders fans… Oh wait, they moved away because of how horrible you all are, right, sorry.
Listen, Henry with his fancy words and loads of money aren’t going to be enough to bail him out of this soon-to-be gory mess because… Well, I just wanna hurt the rich cuck! I’m not John Black or Jonny Cedrone, Henry. I’m The Motherfucking Brutal Bitch and by the end of next week you’re going to be licking the soles of my boots clean and thanking me for it.
Alice flips the mic into the camera in the corner and wiggles her fingers staring through the camera to wherever Henry Lancaster was watching. Chris Avery: Wow, that US title match this Sunday at Gold Rush just got a whole lot more intense!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 2:59:56 GMT -5
Backstage With Torture!
Gerard Angelo is seated on the couch in his locker room dressed in his ring gear. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he wraps his wrists in tape. That’s when the door to the locker room swings open forcefully without a knock. Gerry pops to his feet quickly and comes face to face with a smiling Torture. Torture: Relax, Pal! I come in peace.Gerard peers over the shoulder of the co-president and then looks back at him, crossing his arms over his chest. Gerard Angelo: What do you want?Tort grins wide. Torture: I wanted to talk to you about this silly Fatal Four Way that my son booked at Gold Rush, ya know the one thats a ANYTHING GOES match. Anyways, I think a man of your talents would be much more suited elsewhere. Gerard Angelo: Oh really? Torture: ABSOLUTELY, PAL! AW Studios is getting hot and we could use a big star in a marquee franchise! Maybe even a director's gig! I could make it happen with a single text message.Torture snaps his fingers as Gerry makes a face like he’s considering and Torture grins. Torture: So what do you say, lets get you out of that Anything Goes Fatal Fourway match for Park's World Championship and get you into something a bit more your style..Gerard smiles wide and leans closer to Tort. Gerard Angelo: I don’t need anything from you, pal.The crowd pops as Torture’s expression turns sour as Gerry grins wider still. Gerard Angelo: I got Kevin Faige and James Gunn blowing up my phone non-stop. I have CBS sending me script after script for TV shows on all of its platforms. I already have several movies in the works with AW Films. I’m not Jill, Tort. You can’t fool me with stupid gifts and empty promises. The only thing I want is MY Action Wrestling World Championship that YOU helped steal from me. Now, if you excuse me..Angelo walks through Torture and out the door frame as Torture looks back a bit dejected.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:00:57 GMT -5
Jessie Lee vs. Jonny Cedrone
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Adilene Floyd: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....JESSIE LEE! With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight. Billy: I don't know why, but every time I see Jessie Lee come walking out to the ring, I could SWEAR for just a moment, I see the Revolution1 stage, like a mirage in the desert!Chris Avery: That's just paint fume talk! You're huffing fumes again, aren't you!Billy: I swear, I swear, I've been off the Sherwin Williams for weeks!!Adilene Floyd: And her opponent... he weighs in at 240 lbs... JONNY CEDRONE!! The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. Chris Avery: This highly anticipated battle between two of the standouts from the US title tournament, they may have both lost their matches in the tournament last week, but this is a good chance for them to get back in the hunt.Billy: Hey, you know, both of them were chasing the Hardcore title for a while, you know.... might be some kinda thread they wanna pull with that...The bell rings and both competitors step up to each other as the referee tells them to keep it clean. Jonny, ever the white hat, holds his hand out in a show of respectful sportsmanship. Jessie sneers at his outstretched hand and smacks it away. Cedrone lumbers towards her, but Jessie shoots in for an amateur takedown attempt, but Cedrone spins out of it. For a moment, they jockey for position, and then he sweeps her legs from under her, but before he can mount her, she quickly slips out. She attempts to clamp Cedrone in a facelock, but he spins out of it. Jessie and Cedrone square off against each other, in a standoff. Chris Avery: Although Cedrone has quite a bit of height and weight advantage against Jessie, Jessie is no shrinking violet herself, in fact, quite a bit of her offense shows impressive power.Jessie fires a flurry of kicks at Cedrone, starting with his hamstrings. Cedrone takes a kick to the midsection, and then Jessie takes Cedrone down with a leg sweep and then she slaps on a leg grapevine. Cedrone breaks the hold immediately by getting to the ropes. Jessie lifts Cedrone up and gives him a dragon whip, then attempting another, and holding onto his leg she lifts him up, and gives him a third dragon whip, hanging onto his leg before trying for a single leg crab. Cedrone won't let Jessie turn him over, shoving her off. Jessie goes flying into the corner and hits chest first, and she falls back to the mat. Cedrone axehandles her over the back before she can get up. Cedrone lifts Jessie up and he goes for an Irish whip. Jessie ducks a clothesline on the bounce back, then she runs to the ropes and hit Cedrone with a flying forearm smash. Jessie nips up to her feet and as Cedrone gets up, she takes him down with a leg lariat. Jessie hits a leg drop on the prone Cedrone (POETRY GOLD), then covers. The referee: One... Kickout. Jessie grabs Cedrone's leg and hooks his foot under her arm as if for a DDT and then drops back, slamming in on the mat. Cedrone grimaces and holds his leg and knee. Jessie straightens the leg out and then drops a knee across the leg. Then she puts all her weight on it as she grabs his foot and bends upwards, twisting it. Cedrone groans and tries to push her off. He reaches for her, but she moves back out of his reach. The referee asks if Cedrone gives up, but Cedrone says no. Cedrone swings at her, but again Jessie moves her head back, as she continues twisting upwards on his leg. Again, the ref asks if Cedrone will give up, but he refuses. Finally, Jessie releases the hold. She gets to her feet and gives Cedrone a low straight kick right to the sternum as he sits up, and, greedily, Jessie goes for the cover. The referee: One... Kickout. Chris Avery: Jessie Lee is going to need to do a little more damage if she wants to keep Cedrone down.Billy: You just know she wants to inflict her trademark version of Brutalit-LEE, on him... Or, wait, wasn't it LethalitLEE? Fuck, what was that one of her million catchphrases?Chris Avery: I feel like you may be over-thinking it a tad.Cedrone gets to one knee, as Jessie boots him down a little. Jessie gets to her feet, giving a rising Cedrone a few kicks, but on her last attempt he catches her foot. He gets to his feet, holding her leg, and then spins her around, and when she fully turns he knocks her back down with a clothesline. Cedrone lifts Jessie up and whips her into the corner. Jessie at the last second is able to spring up to the top turnbuckle, set herself, and she attempts to fly off with a moonsault. Cedrone gets up, catching her across his shoulder in midflight, and then he turns and plants her with a running powerslam. Cedrone runs to the ropes, and he goes for a jumping elbow drop, but his opponent suddenly isn't there and he hits harder than he would've liked. Cedrone rolls around, holding his elbow. Jessie meets him with a running dropkick to the temple. Cedrone is dazed and he rolls all the way to the ring apron. Jessie paces around a little, and then she walks over, pulling Cedrone up and between the ropes back into the ring. Suddenly, Cedrone comes out with a European uppercut that nearly knocks her head off. Cedrone gets to his feet, limping a bit. Cedrone turns Jessie around and clubs her over the back. He hooks her head and lifts her up into a vertical suplex. He holds on for a moment, stalling and turning her around as he holds her up in the air in a display of strength, before bringing her crashing down to the mat. Cedrone plants Jessie into the mat with another scoop slam. His face is deadly serious as he paces around, staring at her. Cedrone pulls Jessie back up into a waistlock, and begins giving her a German suplex. Jessie scrambles over to the ropes and grabs on to the top rope, holding on for dear life and attempting to block it. Cedrone clubs her across the back a few times, as he tries to suplex her, but she hangs on. The referee tells them to break it up out of the ropes. Cedrone and our official argue for a moment, as Jessie continues holding on to the ropes. Cedrone finally turns back to Jessie, who slips out onto the apron and gives Cedrone a kick to the midsection. Jessie then grips Cedrone's head and pulls it down, hanging him up throat first on the top rope. Cedrone goes stumbling back, holding his throat. Jessie gets back in the ring and takes Cedrone down with a clothesline! Jessie waits for Cedrone to recover, and she attempts to give him spinning heel kick, but Cedrone ducks his head under it and waits until her leg is perpendicular to his head and then he grip on to it, as he gets to his feet, lifting her up onto his shoulders and countering into an electric chair drop. Chris Avery: Holy crapping poops, such amazing power in one human being!Billy: Do you ever feel like Cedrone and Lee got their gimmicks backwards? I mean like, the King of Sexy doesn't fit Cedrone, his face looks like a FOOT and he has cauliflower ears and he's all tensed shoulder muscle with no neck, HE should be the Horrorcore whatever, and Jessie Lee, I mean... she just looks like someone who can make you cream your pants just by licking her lips, but I don't get very... "hardcore" off of her unless she wears a leather corset... Like I feel the order of this is all mixed up!Chris Avery: No, that...... that was too much, you put entirely too much thought into that one, just do this match, man.Cedrone lifts Jessie off the canvas and gives her a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, leaving Jessie laying across his knee. Cedrone then lifts Jessie as he stands up, and drops her with a back suplex. Cedrone walks away towards one of the corners as Jessie slowly makes her way to her feet, and as Cedrone circles around he nails Jessie with a big boot to the face that sends her off her feet. Jessie lays on the mat, dazed and not knowing where she is. Cedrone lifts Jessie back up and whips her off the ropes. As Jessie bounces off the ropes, Cedrone lifts her up onto her shoulder before dropping her with a powerslam. Cedrone covers... Chris Avery: The action has been coming fast and furious between the two of them so far.Billy: Well, as my easy listening station on Spotify reminded me, it's only just begun.Chris Avery: I... would not have pegged you for a Carpenters fan.Billy: It... I was trying to smoothly segue there!!The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Cedrone looks over at Gloria for moral support, and Gloria bangs on the mat and tells him to stay on her. He slowly rolls over, gripping Jessie by the hair, and goes to put her head between his legs, motioning that it's over. Cedrone lifts her up, going for a powerbomb, but Jessie begins pounding on his head, making Cedrone stagger over towards the ropes with Jessie on his shoulders. When they get to the ropes, Jessie performs a sort of hurricanrana, pulling Cedrone down throat first across the top rope. Cedrone staggers away, holding his throat, and then he drops to his knees. Jessie springs off the ropes and takes him down with a tornado DDT. Cedrone is staring straight up at the lights. Jessie rolls outside the ring to recuperate. Cedrone follows right behind her. After a moment, Jessie starts to get to her feet. She makes her way around the ring. Cedrone pursues Jessie around the ring. Jessie comes around the corner where the announcer table is, and she jumps on the corner of the table just as Cedrone comes around the corner by the ringpost. Jessie jumps back with a springboard forearm knocking her back against the barricade and knocking Cedrone back against the ringpost. Cedrone then launches himself forward going for a clothesline, but Jessie ducks and Ford gets nothing but ringpost. As Cedrone backs away from the turnbuckle holding his shoulder, Jessie takes him down to the padded floor with a springboard legscissor off the ring apron. Cedrone rolls to the outside, and the referee is counting them both out. Jessie rolls back in the ring, staring at Cedrone with intense focus. Cedrone, meanwhile, is pulling himself up. Jessie goes for a baseball slide, but Cedrone moves out of the way and lets Jessie go by her. Cedrone goes for a clothesline, but again Jessie ducks. Cedrone and Jessie both rise to a standing position as Cedrone wraps his arms around Jessie's waist and powers her into the ring apron with force, as Jessie screams. The ref has begun counting them out again. Cedrone drags a limp Jessie over to the announce table and begins clearing it off. Avery and Billy scatter. Cedrone scoop slams Jessie onto the announce table, then he walks over and climbs onto the Spanish announce table, gets a running start and gives her a big running leg drop on top of the announce table, splattering Jessie, but the table maintains it's integrity. Cedrone, eyes wide, blows out a whoof of breath from all the effort expended. Chris Avery: I AM THE TABLEEE!!Billy: YOU SPILLED MY WHISKEY, YOU HEATHENS!The referee is at a count of 8. Cedrone quickly walks over and rolls in the ring and back out to break the count. Cedrone then rolls Jessie back into the ring before entering the ring himself. Jessie grabs him by his arm and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Cedrone resists by planting his feet. He sends her into the far ropes with everything he has. Jessie hits the ropes fast, so fast in fact that Cedrone can't get to his feet completely by the time she returns, and she grabs Cedrone around the neck before hitting a spinning neckbreaker on him in the middle of the ring. Jessie then goes for a Lionsaut, but Cedrone gets his knees up and Jessie hits midsection first across his upstretched knees. Cedrone then pulls the dazed Jessie to her feet as she locks her into an abdominal stretch. Jessie groans in pain. The bigger Cedrone has Jessie bent into an uncomfortable position. Jessie reaches out for the ropes but she can't move any closer. Finally, Jessie brings her foot down and stomps on Cedrone's foot. She does it again, and Cedrone finally releases the hold just enough for her to drop down and bring her leg up to connect with his face in a Pele kick. Jessie drops to all fours as Cedrone stumbles back. Jessie pulls herself up, and then she runs to the ropes and when she comes back, Cedrone catches her and slams her to the canvas with a spinebuster. Cedrone then grips her legs and turns her over into a Boston crab. Chris Avery: Look at all that weight on Jessie's back as Cedrone twists her like a pretzel!Jessie shouts in pain and flails her arms around frantically. Cedrone sits back on the hold. The ref asks Jessie if she gives up. Jessie shouts "No!". Cedrone increases the pressure, and she screams, then bites her hand to keep from screaming. The crowd is chanting "Jessie" over and over. She tries to crawl the short distance towards the ropes, but Cedrone's weight on her back won't let her budge. Jessie can't help but to scream at the pressure on her back. Jessie finally inches forward just enough and pulls herself out, and grabs the bottom rope. The referee tells Cedrone to break the hold. Cedrone aggressively holds on for just a moment. Finally, he gets to his feet. He and the referee argue for a moment. Jessie gets to her feet at about the same time, only Jessie is holding her lower back. Cedrone walks over toward Jessie, and Jessie quickly gives him a spinning back kick to the gut, then jumps up onto the middle rope before jumping up onto Cedrone's shoulder and spinning him around in a circle before dropping him to the canvas with a tornado DDT. Jessie rests, grimacing and holding her lower back. She slowly gets to her feet. Jessie attempts to lift Cedrone up, and goes for a snap suplex, but she is unable to due to Cedrone's size and her weakened lower back. Cedrone lifts Jessie up in a hanging chokehold, but Jessie quickly kicks him in the side of the head as she tries to grab him, and then as she falls Jessie trips Cedrone over like a drop toe hold. Jessie then applies a falling leglock, contorting Cedrone's knee painfully. Cedrone screams, and flails her arms. The referee asks Cedrone if he gives up, but Cedrone refuses. Finally, Jessie releases the hold. Jessie gets to her feet in a bit of pain, and then as Cedrone pulls himself up he eats several kicks to the hamstring, and then to the midsection, and then Jessie runs off the ropes and hits a Super(WO)man punch to the dazed Cedrone, dropping him like a bad habit! Chris Avery: Jessie Lee lowering the BOOM!Billy: She hit him so hard the word appeared cartoonishly in the air like in the 1960's Batman!The referee: One... Two... Th- Kickout! Jessie looks upset as she sits up, staring down at Cedrone, and Gloria is banging on the mat and yelling for Jonny to get up. Jessie, incensed, gets to her feet and begins paintbrush slapping Cedrone as he starts rolling over, and giving him soft boots to the back of the head, scraping his scalp with her boot, and yelling and shrieking at him. Jessie yells for him to get up, and runs to the ropes again, going for a second Super(WO)man punch, but this time, like Lex Luthor with a devilishly laid deathtrap, Cedrone catches Jessie out of the air and blasts her with a Triple H-style high knee! (I guess that's not so much a death trap, but I wanted to make a Lex Luthor reference in there somehow, dammit!) Anyway, Jessie falls, and Cedrone, exhausted, goes to roll her over... The referee: One... Two... Th- Kickout! Cedrone stalks Jessie as she gets to her feet. Cedrone then gives her a gutwrench shoulder backbreaker. He paces around the mat for a second before walking over to the turnbuckle. Then he climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle and jumps off backwards, flinging his legs out and going for a corner slingshot splash but at the last second Jessie rolls out of the way. Cedrone hits the mat chest first, and he starts pulling himself up on all fours, holding his chest. Jessie waits for Cedrone to get to his feet, and then doubles Cedrone over with a spinning back kick to the midsection, then lifts him up onto a shoulder and drops him with an Argentine backbreaker rack! Chris Avery: BISHBREAKER!Billy: If she pulls this off, she'll be one step closer to being United States Champion!!Chris Avery: What?? No, the tournament match was last week... Don't you watch these shows?Billy: Of... Of course I do! I pay close attention to all the results of ALL the matches! DON'T YOU, VIEWERS AT HOME?Jessie covers... The referee: One... Two... Thre- Kickout! Jessie rolls off the cover, and holds her hair in her hands, not believing that Jonny is able to give her such a fight. She looks over at him with a snarl on her face. Moving gingerly the Horrorcore Hottie gets to her feet, and goes to slap him across the back of the head again. Jessie lifts Cedrone up, but the wily Cedrone gives her a drop toehold that bangs her head right off the middle turnbuckle as she falls. Cedrone gets to his feet, and as Jessie is laid, dazed, in the corner, Cedrone backs up to the opposite side of the ring, and then charges in and DESTROYS her with a facewash style kick. The bigger Cedrone holds his forehead, blinking and shaking the cobwebs out, and he looks down at Jessie, then grips her hair, and pulls her to her knees, then up to a limp DDT sort of setup as she's so wobbly she falls back to one knee, and Cedrone hits a dragon screw neck whip! Chris Avery: ROLL OF THE DICE!!Billy: I think this man is betting it all on black! Putting all his chips in! VEGAS REFERENCES!!!Cedrone, sweat dripping down his face, goes into a cover... The referee: One... Two... Thre- Kickout! Chris Avery: Putting everything else to the side, we have seen a hell of a battle between two of the most underrated superstars on the Clash roster, and you have to believe that management is going to take notice of how hard these two worked this week and reward them.Billy: Kidding aside, yeah these two STUDS have really shown me something, and if I was a champion in the fed right now, I'd be seeing this as a problem!Although frustrated and very beat up from the grueling pace of the match, Jonny Cedrone is ever the honorable sort and he won't give Jessie the disrespectful treatment she's given him. but still, he is frustrated as he sits up, his face red and gassed, his chest heaving and sweat dripping off his hair, and he looks up at the ref, eyes pleading with him to tell him that what's he's seeing isn't true, but the ref assures him Jessie kicked out. Undaunted, the King of Sexy now gets up and a stoic expression comes over him as if he commits to ending this. Cedrone has an intense look on his face as he lifts Jessie up. He boots her in the gut and attempts to give her a powerbomb. He lifts her up in the air. Suddenly, she reverses into a victory roll pin. The referee counts the pin. The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Jessie slowly gets to her feet, and gives Cedrone a few kicks. Jessie boots Cedrone in the gut and grips his head for a spinning double underhook facebuster, but at the last second as she goes to spin he backdrops out of it, flipping Jessie over his shoulder and making her fall like a sack of potatoes. Cedrone then lifts Jessie up and plants her with a diamond cutter, just the way Grandma Diamond Dallas Page used to make. Chris Avery: THERE IT IS! ACE IN THE HOLE!!The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout. Billy: Man, both of these guys are really showing me something.Chris Avery: Jessie Lee has shown a lot of heart in taking it to the former Hardcore champ!!Cedrone grits his feet in frustration at Jessie and he lifts her up, clubbing her over the back, which knocks her down to one knee. Not finished yet, Cedrone grips and lifts her up onto his shoulders for a crucifix, about to finish her off, but as he pulls her up, she pulls loose in midair and twists around behind Cedrone, kicking him in the back of the leg and then as he drops to one knee, she runs and uses his knee as a springboard to hit a shining wizard right to the temple. Cedrone drops down to the mat. Jessie rests, using the ropes to hold herself up, and motions for Cedrone to get up, and when he does, shaking the cobwebs out, Jessie spikes him into the mat with a Zig-zag like maneuver. Then, Jessie flops against the turnbuckle adjacent to her, gathering a few gasps of air, and as Cedrone stumbles up, he is booted in the gut and the smaller Jessie actually launches him into the corner with a Buckle Bomb!! Chris Avery: DEAD DROP!! SHIT FIRE! SHE MAY HAVE THIS!!Jessie collapses on top of Cedrone in the cover, as Gloria screams for him to kick out. The referee: One... Two... Three!! DING DING DING Billy: WWOOOOWWWWW JESSIE LEE WITH A MAJOR WIN!!Chris Avery: SOME MAY NOT BELIEVE IT BUT I BELIEVE IT!! JESSIE LEE WINS HERE ON CLASH!Gloria leans in and grabs Cedrone who is rolling out and she's trying to make him come-to. He's waking up as Lee sits up and the official helps her to her feet.. Billy: What a match, what a fight, what a victory!Lees arm is raised up into the air.. Chris Avery: Huge momentum going forward and now we wait and see what the destiny is for both of these superstars!Billy: You have to know a win here means a lot more than we can imagine! We take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:02:22 GMT -5
A Word From James Freedom!
We return from a commercial break and see the ring has been set up with USA banners around the ring apron and a giant American Flag hanging down from the rafters and a single podium with microphones. All the fans look confused but intrigued about what's to come next and then the theme song plays over the speakers. Billy: I'm not sure what this is folks! Chris Avery: I don't see this on my run sheet!?A real American theme song plays and then the American Flag comes over the big screen then slowly the words rise for your President of Pro Wrestling appear on the screen and then the lights dim a little as red white and blue flashing lights appear around the arena and then it goes completely dark as the red white and blue spotlight falls on stage and James Freedom starts to rise on a platform dressed in his ring gear with his hands behind his back. The big screen continues with more words on it that says a true American hero James Freedom and then fireworks go off as he steps off the platform and make his way down the ramp and waves gracefully at the fans. Billy: It's James Freedom!! ONE OF THE HOTTEST FREE AGENTS IN PRO WRESTLING!Chris Avery: JAMES FREEDOM HAS ARRIVED IN ACTION WRESTLING!!As he continues down the ramp he takes a moment to take a selfie with a fan holding a sign that says the USA is number one. He then kisses a baby on the forehead and then a thumbs up to the parents. He gives a confident smile as he make way down the ramp and then walks up the steel steps and steps inside the ring. He climbs up the top turnbuckle and gives a salute to the fans before stepping down and then takes position behind the podium and taps on the microphone to make sure it's working before he begins talking. James Freedom: My fellow Americans and constituents allow me to introduce myself. My name is James Freedom, your President and I am from one of the founding father families of pro wrestling and a true American hero.James gives a pause for a moment. James Freedom: You see wrestling is my blood it is the family business and I should been back to save Pro Wrestling from the hitter it has found it self in but I was doing with all real Americans do at a young age I went out to serve my country.James Freedom bangs his fist on the podium. James Freedom: But it was at a great sacrifice because it cost me some years away from the ring and gave people like Lissie Hope, Corey Black, Shaw, and Park an opportunity to continue to contribute to the clown show they have turned Action Wrestling into and even outside of this company the corruption they represent continues to grow.James looks at the American flag for a moment as the crowd begins to boo. James Freedom: But have no fear Americans, your savior is here and my first act as your President is bringing the United States Championship home with me because America deserves real pure blood to represent them not whatever fraud comes out of that shady tournament.James looks back at the American flag and then back at the crowd. James Freedom: For far too long Pro Wrestling has lacked a true American to represent them and their values but not anymore because A Freedom from the first founding fathers of Pro Wrestling has arrived and I will make sure Pride, Honor and Respect is brought back to wrestling or so help me God I will beat it into you.Freedom seems to lose his cool for a moment but then puts on a politician smile James Freedom: Now with that said may God have mercy on your soul because I won't… Also, God Bless this beautiful country!James Freedom gives a salute to the fans.. Billy: James Freeom has debuted in AW and he immediately runs down Lancaster and Gemini both who will be in the Finals of the US title tournament this sunday at Gold Rush! Chris Avery: Freedom arrived with a huge pop.. but then everyone was booing him by the end. Interesting turn here!We cut another commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:03:44 GMT -5
Purity RulesBrandon Leno vs. Tatiana Jolee(c) Chris Avery: The CBS – ahem, excuse me… the PURE Championship is on the line here tonight and Brandon Leno gets his chance to put his name in the record books!Billy: He’s a really strong young cat who probably has the least “pure” extracurricular activities in this locker room, so hopefully he got the memo!Chris Avery: He’s had brushes with the law, he goes out every night after the shows, and he has a strong whiff seeping out of his pores –Billy: I’m pretty sure I have a contact high now!The familiar guitar of Jimi Hendrix begins to flood the arena with the opening to Purple Haze as the crowd pops. Adeline Floyd: Hailing from Austin, Texas, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic…Brandon Leno!! Billy: Where’s the munchies??Hazy smoke floats up from the stage and the lights in the arena flash in a technicolor symphony to the mind melting guitar. Leno makes his way onto the stage, wearing a 60’s style cowboy jacket that looks like it came out of the movie Easy Rider and a pair of aviator shades. He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent. Chris Avery: Now the CBS Champion is as straight as you can be –Billy: I don’t think so, Chris! Chris Avery: I didn’t mean it that way.Billy: You’re about to be cancelled, Chris!Chris Avery: I meant, she uses no supplements, she uses nothing illegal, she tries to play it clean and by the books.Billy: She is the AW Pure Champion! Chris Avery: Didn’t we have a Pure Championship before?Billy: I thought it was that one company we bought.Chris Avery: Could be, Billy. I can’t remember. I think I’m feeling a little funny still.The guitar opening of “Plowed” by Sponge begins to bellow out over the P.A system bringing the attention to the stage as the lights strobe as if in sync with the tempo of the song. Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream -KA-BOOM!- The fireworks explode off the top of the tron bringing the end to the strobes as a spotlight illuminates the figure of Tatiana Jolee standing there. Dressed in her blackout ring attire with matching boots and pads - her hair is pulled up in a bun and she has a black leather jacket with the Canadian flag on the back. Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) Say a prayer for me Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) I'm buried by the sound Of a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage Where I'm lost and I'm found, and I can't touch the ground I'm plowed into the sound To her side steps her manager, Ruby Goldhirsch dressed in a classy business savvy designer outfit, and after a nod to one another, the duo makes their way down the ramp to the ring. Adeline Floyd: “Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Ruby Goldhirsch - from Vancouver, British Columbia… TATIANA JOOOOOLEEEE!” To see wide open with a head that's broken Hang a life on some tragedy Plow me under the ground that covers The message that is the seed After a quick conversation with Ruby on the outside, TJ walks up the ring steps, gliding across the apron before entering the ring through the middle ropes. She gives the hard camera a smirk and a little wink while removing her jacket before settling into the corner to await the start of her match. Chris Avery: And I think we’re ready to get started!Billy: The Pure X Championship live on CBS is –Chris Avery: HER! IT’S HER!“I’m Her, Her, Her, Her” “She, She, She, She” Chris Avery: RUH ROH! TATIANA IS NOT PLEASED!Lissie Hope walks down the entry way slapping hands of all the fans! Tatiana’s eyes are locked on hers, her nose flaring and lips quivering into a snarl as she mouths words to her enemy. Lissie grins at her and shows her the Women’s Championship wrapped around her waist. She circles the ring and stops at the announce booth, taking a seat next to Chris and Billy! Billy: Lissie! Welcome! It’s been a long time since we’ve had you seated at ringside!Lissie Hope: Pleasure’s all mine, guys! Just wanted to check in on my girl, make sure her nose is alright. “DO YOU NEED A TAMPON TO PLUG YOUR FACE??” She screams it out towards Tatiana, pulling a tampon out of her jacket pocket. She mocks her by pointing to her nose – Tatiana angrily yells at the referee to remove her from ringside. Chris Avery: Looks like you’re already getting in her head, Lissie!Lissie Hope: I’m just trying to be kind. Nobody is nice to this chick, that’s why she’s so mad at everyone all the time. Billy: Maybe Leno should give her some of his stash. Lissie Hope: It’ll lighten her up, that’s for sure.The bell rings and Tatiana immediately crashes towards Leno with an aggressive forearm shot to the face. She follows it up with more elbows to his chin, and a european uppercut sends him to the mat. Tatiana leans over the ropes and yells at Lissie from inside the ring. Lissie smirks at her. Chris Avery: This match is being held under Purity Rules. Do you know what they are, Lissie?Lissie Hope: I have no idea, to be honest. If she wants to bore the fans with mat wrestling, send her old ass back to college and do it there.Billy: So are you saying your match next week at Gold Rush won’t be Pure Rules? Lissie Hope: I’m going to do whatever the hell I need to do to keep my belt.Tatiana drives a boot into Leno’s face before dropping a leg drop across his neck. She pulls his arm into an armbar, wrenching the joint tight between her legs. Chris Avery: I think she’s trying to prove a point to you right now, Lissie!Lissie Hope: What point is that? That any time she has a hand between her legs, the other person is squirming to get out of it?Billy: LISSIE! BAD LISSIE!Leno fights to his knees and scrambles out of the hold. He runs right into an overhand hip toss, and Tatiana follows it up by driving her knee into his back. She pulls his chin back and wedges her knee into his spine. The entire time, she’s mouthing off insults to Lissie seated ringside. Chris Avery: I think Tatiana is showing you right now that she intends to try and rip every limb from your body, and she’s using Leno to prove the point!Lissie Hope: She can do whatever the hell she thinks she needs to do, but if she thinks she can dictate the way I defend my belt against her – she’s got a spear coming through her damn ribs.Billy: I think what’s getting lost in the war of words between you both is that you are two of the premiere women wrestlers in the age of one of the best eras of women wrestling in AW! Lissie Hope: Some people aren’t deserving of grace, Billy.Chris Avery: It’s just sad, Lissie. You’re spending so much energy trying to discredit each other when you could be leaders and examples for every little girl watching at home!Lissie Hope: You’re going to have to talk to her about that. I do everything I can for the next generation – she’s just mad as all hell that she’s never benefitted from it.Tatiana finally relents on Leno, but her focus once again being on Lissie gives him the space to drop her with a catch belly to belly suplex! The fans erupt with cheers as Leno waits for Tatiana to return to her feet, and she stumbles right into a judo hip toss, transitioning beautifully into a dragon sleeper! As Tatiana fights out of it, Leno drops to a knee and Tatiana’s back folds over Brandon’s knee! He pushes her shoulders down and goes for a cover! 1— 2— — but Tatiana Jolee gets a shoulder up! Chris Avery: That was close!Billy: She’s still favoring her lower back! You taking notes, Lissie?Lissie Hope: She’s weak. She’s brittle. I don’t need notes.Brandon picks Tatiana up and whips her to the ropes. He goes for a tiger feint kick but Tatiana ducks under it, and Tatiana drops him with a reverse atomic drop! She follows it up with a DDT – and as Brandon is laid out, instead of going for the cover, she once again hovers near the ropes to mouth words to Lissie! Chris Avery: If she’s not careful, she’s going to get caught!Billy: She’s not going to be too pleased with you if your appearance here ends up costing her the CBS title!Lissie Hope: If my mere existence has this kind of hold on her, to where she can’t focus on the match at hand – then that’s a her problem.Brandon gets back to his feet and Tatiana hits him with a few kicks before whipping him into the corner. Tatiana moves in on him, but Brandon body drops her out to the apron, with Tatiana landing on her feet. Tatiana hits Brandon with a roundhouse kick to the head from the apron and knocks him back. Tatiana springboards back into the ring, but Brandon leaps up and catches her with a dropkick to the chest from mid air. Brandon gets back up and kicks Tatiana’s arm out from under her on the mat. Brandon rushes into the ropes and rebounds back with double jump kick on her chest! Brandon throws many more elbows into Tatiana’s head and body before getting her back up to her feet and whipping her into the corner. Tatiana gets her knees up on Brandon as he comes in, knocking him back. Tatiana goes to pursue, but Brandon knocks her down with an enziguri kick to the face! 1— 2— But Tatiana kicks out! Brandon takes Tatiana by the arm again and starts elbowing at her ribs over and over again. Brandon moves in to put on an armbar on Tatiana, only to have her punch her way free before he can get it fully locked on. Brandon whips Tatiana into the corner again, only to have Tatiana jump onto the second turnbuckle. Before she can drop back, Brandon hits her in the back. Brandon lifts Tatiana onto his shoulders looking to drop her in the middle of the ring, only to have Tatiana fight her way out and land on her feet behind her. Brandon goes for a short arm clothesline, only to have Tatiana duck the attempt and nail Brandon in the face with a brutal head kick, knocking Brandon on his back. Tatiana gets back and lands a long series of hard kicks to Brandon’s legs and body, before whipping him across the ring into the ropes. On the rebound, Brandon ducks under a spinning heel kick and runs off the opposite ropes. Brandon goes for a big clothesline, but Tatiana ducks it, and locks in the bully choke! Chris Avery: After surviving a run from Brandon Leno, Tatiana Jolee now has that choke locked in!!Billy: I don’t think he can make it through this! That is in tight!Tatiana drops down keeping the choke in and the official rings the bell!! DING DING DING Billy: WOW!! JOLEE DEFENDED THE BELT!! SHES STILL THE CHAMPION!!
Chris Avery: OH MY!!Jolee stands up and kicks Leno out of the ring but the music stops and the crowd pops! Billy: WAIT WHERE YA GOING!?Lissie drops the headset and grabs her Womens Championship and slides into the ring! Lissie and Tatiana go face to face! Billy: THESE TWO WILL BE AT GOLD RUSH THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! LISSIE DEFENDS HER WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST TATIANA JOLEE!Chris Avery: AND IT'LL BE THE THIRD AND DECISIVE MATCH IN THEIR RIVALRY SPANNING OVER 3 MONTHS!Jolee scoffs and smiles as she takes a step back and holds her Championship belt and rolls through the ropes to the outside. Lissie stands in the middle of the ring staring her down as Hopes music hits! The crowd erupts! Billy: Ohhhh, Gold Rush this Sunday Night!Chris Avery: It's going to be on!!Billy: I can't wait!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:05:22 GMT -5
The Tag Team Champions!
"Angry Heart” by Otherwise hits over the PA, the crowd exploding into cheers as half of the AW Tag Team Champions Carter Shaw comes bursting out of the curtain with energy, title over his shoulder. Billy: It’s Carter Shaw!Chris Avery: Tag Team Title over the shoulder, Shaw and his tag partner Wesley have got to be wondering what await them at Gold Rush, considering what happened last week between #1 Contenders Odin Balfore and his…former partner Shane Borderland?Shaw slaps hands as he makes his way down the ramp, waving on the crowd response, but behind him his music cuts and is replaced by “Bury The Light” by Casey Edwards. Shaw laughs it off with a head shake as he rolls under the ropes into the ring. “The Light” Wesley appears at the top of the ramp, getting his own renewed cheers from the crowd as he walks down the ramp, smirks out to the crowd but a little less enthusiasm than Shaw had shown on his way down. Billy: Looks like we’re getting BOTH the Tag Champs out here!Chris Avery: Well they’ve got quite the conundrum to address…ya know, I use that word and I can’t help but think…what a conundrum we have just in the simple situation of these two being tag champs together.Billy: What are you talking about? It’s THE LIGHT AND THE SAINT! IT’S GREAT!Wesley gets in the ring with Shaw as both hold their Tag Titles, exchanging passing glances at each other as they’re handed microphones and Wesley’s music fades, the crowd cheering loudly for both men. Carter Shaw: OAK-TOWN!CROWD POP Carter Shaw: The Bright Side Of The Bay didn’t need The Light out here but hey, regardless, here he is. And your Tag Team Champions are…just a little lost, here, because at Gold Rush next week we were supposed to be defending our AW Tag Team Championships against Genesis. Buttttt an unsurprising thing happened last week on Clash. Wesley lifts his microphone, Shaw lowering his on cue. Wesley: After I put Odin’s pet project #46, Shane Borderland, down last week, it appears Odin Balfore decided to do what Odin Balfore does best. Snuff out his own opportunity once again. And now what? Wesley and Carter Shaw will be at Gold Rush ready to SUCCESSFULLY defend these AW Tag Titles and what is Odin gonna do? A little 2 on 1? Maybe he’s already apologized to Borderland, realizing that he finally got yet another lame chance to do something slightly above keeping gates and killed it in a fit of Elder Rage. Carter Shaw: Odin Balfore has so many failed business ventures that there isn’t a bank left on this planet that would give him a 20 dollar loan. Wesley: Shame, really. I don’t like it when Odin Balfore gives himself a proactive excuse for another incoming failure. I’ve seen it before and with no surprise, we’ve seen it again.Carter Shaw: What do you call a Genesis that dies before it even begins? Wesley: If you’re setting up for a punchline, Shaw, we don’t have time for it. This is business, and just like when I told you 2 weeks ago, Shaw, that Odin wasn’t worth your time? It’s looking like come Gold Rush, he won’t be worth our time again. The two stir for a moment, as Shaw takes a step towards Wesley, the two champs looking each other in the eye for the first time despite sharing the ring together. Carter Shaw: And atleast here? Whatever this is? The Light And The Saint, whatever you want to dub it, I atleast know that in this situation, I have a partner who respects me enough to stab me in the FRONT. Wesley smirks and shakes his head as Shaw turns towards the entrance ramp. Carter Shaw: ODIN BALFORE. The little birdie of common sense tells me that you ain’t just gonna throw away a shot at us for some gold. Something tells me you -- “With Oden On Our Side” by Amon Amarth hits, cutting out the words from the ring, as Odin Balfore slowly emerges from the curtain... Billy: ODINS OUT HERE!Chris Avery: HE TURNED DOWN SOME FAMILIAR FACES EARLIER!Odin doesn't even have a microphone. He just stands on the stage. Billy: Did he find a partner?!The lights go dark in the arena! Chris Avery: ITS DARK IN HERE!!The ActionTron lights up. Billy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThe crowd pops Billy: MY GOOOODDDDDD!!!Corey Black limps through the curtain with his ribs taped up but he stands next to Odin Balfore! Chris Avery: HE IS WALKING, TALKING, LIVING DEAAATHPROOOF!! COREY BLACK IS HERE!!Corey Black and Odin Balfore walk down the ramp side by side! Billy: ODIN BALFORE AND COREY BLACK HEADING TOWARDS THE RING!! ODIN FOUND HIS PARTNER!!Chris Avery: AND LOOK AT SHAW!! LOOK AT WESLEY!! THEY'RE NOT HAPPY!!Wesley and Shaw nod in agreement and dip through the ropes as Odin launches into the ring and Corey climbs in. Odin and Black are in the ring ready for a fucking FIGHT as Wesley and Shaw take opposite routes around the ring shaking their heads no. They regroup at the bottom of the ramp.. Billy: THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! ARE HEADING TO THE BACK! THEY DONT WANT THE SMOKE!Chris Avery: THEY KNOW TONIGHT ISNT PAY DAY, GOLD RUSH IS PAY DAY! THIS SUNDAY! WESLEY AND SHAW DEFEND THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AGAINST ODIN BALFORE AND COREY BLACK!!Billy: OHHHH MY!! JUST SAYING THAT ALOUD IS INSANE!!Chris Avery: GOLD RUSH JUST GOT MORE VIOLENT!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:06:37 GMT -5
Billy Ray Cash is Straight Money!
Music hits and the crowd boos as Billy Ray Cash comes out through the curtain with a guitar in one hand and a microphone in the other. His music fades out as he's coming down the ramp. Billy Ray Cash: Cut my music! It's time I tell ya a little story about how shitty this city is you shitdicks!The crowd boos. Chris Avery: That's not fun!Billy Ray Cash: Just like your baseball team, Hot Shot's days are way past his prime and he just straight SUCKS!The crowd boos as Billy Ray Cash gets into the ring and sets the guitar in the corner. He stands in the middle of the ring with his microphone. Billy Ray Cash: And just like your football team.. OH WAIT, YOU SHITDICKS DONT HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM!The crowd boos even harder! Billy: This is not good! Cash has a SCW Hardcore title match this Sunday at Gold Rush and we saw the Champion get arrested earlier tonight!Billy Ray Cash: Now, lets talk about Hot Shot Wayne Austin! I-The crowd pops when the ActionTron lights up! A police car siren is on as a car is driving through the parking garage! Billy: THE POLICE ARE BACK?Chris Avery: I DONT THINK THATS THE POLICE!The cop car crashes into the parking garage wall at 5mph and Hot Shot Wayne Austin pops out of the drivers seat! Billy: ITS HOT SHOT!Cash looks shocked as he's yelling into the microphone! Billy Ray Cash: Someone stop him! STOP HIM!Hot Shot hits a clothesline on a security member knocking them down! Billy: LOOK OUT!Hot Shot climbs up the steps to the gorilla position and comes through the curtain and the crowd pops! Chris Avery: HES BAACK!! HES HERE!!Hot Shot is walking, talking, trashin', mouthin', motherfuckin' and slides into the ring and Billy Ray Cash goes for a lariat but hot Shot ducks and bounces off the ropes and hits a lou thesz press!! Billy: RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!!Hot Shot stands up and bounces off the ropes and hits a BIG leg drop! Hogan style! Hot Shot gets up and calls for the cage to be lowered! Chris Avery: THAT CAGE IS LOWERING!!Billy: THE CAGE WAS USED EARLIER TONIGHT ON CRUISERCLASH!!Chris Avery: HOW IS THIS LOWERING?!Billy Ray Cash is trying to get out of the ring but Austin pulls him back and then picks him up and hits a right hand! Another right hand! He hits a third right hand knocking him down! The cage is finally lowered and Austin picks up Cash and throws him head first into the cage! Chris Avery: OHHH!!Austin picks up Cash and throws him into the cage wall again!! Billy: HOT SHOT IS RUNNIN' WILD!!Hot Shot picks up Cash and hits the kick AND STUNNER! Billy: STUNNER!! STUNNER!! STUNNER!!Chris Avery: HOT SHOT PUTS BILLY RAY CASH DOWN!!Hot Shot looks over and grabs the guitar from the corner and taunts with it. Billy: What is Hot Shot doing?!Austin strums the guitar and yells out "OHHHH HELLLLL YEAAAAHHH"Cash gets up and AUSTIN SMASHES THE GUITAR over CASHS HEAD!! Billy: SMASSSHINNGGG SUCCESS!!Austin hits the ropes and bounces off and does the Billy Ray Cash strut! Chris Avery: SCW HARDCORE CHAMPION HOT SHOT WAYNE AUSTIN REIGNING SUPREME HERE TONIGHT!The cage starts to raise back into the air as Hot Shot goes to the corner and catches some WayneWizers and opens them up and starts drinking them! Billy: This Sunday at Gold Rush! SCW Hardcore Championship! Hot Shot defends against Billy Ray Cash!Chris Avery: IF BILLY RAY CASH EVER WAKES UP!!Hot Shot continues chuggin' his WayneWizers as the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:07:48 GMT -5
Torture One More Time
The crowd reacts as Torture is on camera once again walking in a hallway.. Billy: Oh, here we go again! Chris Avery: We've been seeing this all night!Torture stops and the camera pans out and we see Spencer Adams hopping up down getting in match-mode The crowd ERUPTS. Billy: OHHHHhhhhh Torture: This Sund-The crowd POPS as Spencer stops and just puts his hand up to an inch away from Tortures face. The crowd LOVES it as Torture stops talking. Spencer turns and just rolls to gorilla position! Billy: OHHHHH WHEN WE COME BACK!! THE MAIN EVENT! THE SIX MAN TAG IS NEXT!! Chris Avery: I CANT WAIT!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:08:50 GMT -5
Affluenza!
As the scene switches to the backstage area, we see Regan Voorhees seated in her locker room, undergoing final preparations for Clash’s six man tag main event. There’s a sudden knock at the door, and Regan’s gaze quickly darts up to get a better view of the door, as it opens. Jake Paul appears in the doorway, eliciting a scowl from Regan. Before she says anything, the perfectly manicured right hand of Jill Park shot across Jake’s chest, stopping him where he stood. Jill Park then walked past him. Jill Park: Let me handle this, Jake. Go finish preparing, do whatever you gotta do.Jake nodded and turned away after one last shared glare with Regan. Regan then turned her attention to her Tag Team partner, Jill Park, as she confidently walked into the room, with the Action Wrestling World Championship slung over her right shoulder. Regan Voorhees: Handle what, Jill?Jill groaned as she grabbed a folding chair, unfolding it just a few feet in front of Regan. She quickly plopped down onto it, to get to the level of of her partner. Jill Park: It’s not like that, Regan. I just need to ask you something.Regan looked confused, or even caught off guard. Jill allowed her words to hang in the air, before elaborating. Jill Park: Can I trust on you, Reegs? Can I count on you tonight? This is a big match. My very first title defence is next week. This could set the table for my entire title reign. We’ve been through alot, but now we have the World Title. SO much more pressure, more stress, just more…everything.Regan Voorhees: We… Yep, you can trust me. You always could, much to my and everyone else’s surprise.Torture pokes his head in. Torture: Ready, Jill? Wanted to go over a couple of things with you and Jake. Regan Voorhees: Sure, by all means. Don’t mind me. As we’ve established, I’m trustworthy.Jill eyes Regan suspiciously as she stands from her chair. Jill Park: I’ll…see you out there, Reegs.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 24, 2023 3:09:58 GMT -5
Main Event Jake Paul, Regan Voorhees, Jill Park vs. Spencer Adams, Gerard Angelo, Sam Kidsgrove
A jagged line rips down the middle of the Action-Tron, leaving the left side pink and the right side blue. A silhouette of Regan Voorhees appears on the left, with a silhouette of Jill Park on the right. Word balloons appear over both their heads, followed by voiceovers. “Hi, Jill.
“Hi, Regan.”The silhouettes vanish, the divided screen turning from black to white, a single word spread all the way across in pink letters. AFFLUENZA“Black Sheep” kicks in and golden pyro erupts from the stage, blanketing the entry way in a cloud of white smoke. Jill Park takes the stage, peering over a pair of white aviator sunglasses, a white jacket over her ring gear. Regan Voorhees follows a second later, a translucent white jacket over her own gear. She pulls back the hood to shake her hair free, as the two pause of the top of the ramp for the sake of a cinematic entrance. Jill motions to throw her glasses into the crowd, but stops herself before heading to the ring to a chorus of boos. Regan follows, ignoring the jeering fans as she goes through a series of neck and arm stretches. Regan wastes no time in sauntering up the ring steps, but Jill gives the audience another look before sliding in under the bottom rope. Halting on the ring apron, Regan removes her own jacket, neatly folding it and placing it on the top turnbuckle. Meanwhile Jill springs to her feet, making a show of seductively removing her own jacket, before tossing it on top of her partner’s. Billy: And theres the three of them! Jill Park, World Champion, Jake Paul her boyfriend and Regan Voorhees her tag team partner!Chris Avery: These three will have to work together here to face off .. well, Parks THREE opponents this Sunday Night at Gold Rush!After a few moments of pause, there's a familiar riff of a heavy guitar. The voice of Brent Smith eventually hits the PA system as strobe lights, spotlights and all other kinda lights swirl all over the arena. Two spotlights centre on the ramp entrance. "Black Line. For the Ninth Time. I'm on a first name basis with the afterlife. And there's a feelin', when you're the demon I dug myself out of the dead for a reason." Two things happen simultaneously, the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Sam Kidsgrove and Zooey saunter out to the spotlight. They savour the atmosphere, looking around at all the screaming fans. Sam looks at Zooey, she looks back. They both nod and start power walking to the motherfucking ring. "And I'm never running, so try it again, Starting it over right back at the end. When's the last time you were afraid? I haven't been afraid a day in my life.". Pyro goes off at this point and the chorus of the song begins. Kidsgrove and Zooey take this cue to walk down the ramp, making sure that wherever they go they interact with the fans. "The dead don't die, the heart still beats Head held high, I haunt these streets Life's killed me a hundred thousand times You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die" When they get to the ring, Kidsgrove stares ahead into the ring, psyching himself up silently as he contemplates the fight. He takes a look at Zooey, who kisses him on the cheek and slides into the ring. Ignoring everyone in the ring he climbs the turnbuckle, looking over at the fans who are chanting his name. He pounds his chest as if to say thank you to all the fans and remains there, refusing to look at his opponent until the referee calls for the match to start. The lights go out in the arena and the sound of a synth starts playing. “ALL MY LIFE! BEEN GRINDING ALL MY LIFE!” A lone spotlight turns on directed down at the top of the stage as Nipsey Hustle blasts out over the arena sound system. The people as they give loud boos as Gerard Angelo is shown standing in the spotlight, back to the crowd, the hood of his hoodie pulled up, right arm raised above his head at an angle, one finger extended. He throws his hood back with the same hand and spins around to the crowd, arms extended as a massive explosion of fireworks go off on the stage. The house lights come back on as he puts a hand to his forehead, surveying the crowd behind his trademark sunglasses. Gerard makes his way down to the ring slowly, brushing off fans and taunting them. Adilene Floyd: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 225 lbs, he is the Living Legend, GERRRRRARD ANGELOOOOOOOOO! He stops at the ring stairs, slaps the top step before climbing them, and walking to the center of the ring apron. Angelo surveys the arena crowd again to another round of boos, before slipping through the middle and top rope into the ring. He walks to the opposite ring post, leaping onto the second turnbuckle. Gerry points to the crowd before unzipping his hoodie, which gets more than a few ladies in the audience to scream out, before pulling it off and pretending to toss it to the fans, before just dropping it on the floor with a smirk. "The Hollywood Hero" hops down and removes his trademark sunglasses, placing them in the corner neatly before he leans back against the turnbuckles, mouthing off to the fans as he starts to stretch. Thick bass fills the arena as a mock illustration of Mt. Rushmore comes on screen, one face added after another with each of them being Spencer's. Alright by Kendrick Lamar starts playing throughout the arena and we get a shot of Spencer Adams marching through winding backstage halls, his eyes focused straight ahead while the audience chants the chorus. The crowd roars as he emerges from the curtain and onto the stage. He looks straight up into the camera and keeps the same pace down the ramp before sliding in and heading for the nearest turnbuckle. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 190 pounds...Spencerrrr Adams!! Spencer stands on the second turnbuckle and stares back at the raucous audience as he waits for his opponent. DING DING DING The three of them slide into the ring and all 6 superstars start brawling!! Billy: HERE WE GO!!Angelo goes after Park, as Spencer goes after Paul and Kidsgrove goes after Regan!! Chris Avery: THEY'RE BRAWLING!!Kidsgrove throws Regan into the corner and goes for an impact but she moves and Kidsgrove crashes into the turnbuckles and Regan comes out hitting a spear on Spencer!! Billy: WHAT A SPEAR!!Park stumbles back into the corner as Angelo hits a forearm! Another one sends her crashing down! Chris Avery: LOOK OUT!Jake Paul is on the top rope but Spencer throws him off and he crashes down onto the mats!! Billy: THIS MATCH IS OUT OF CONTROL!!Park grabs the feet of Angelo and drags him out of the ring and she chops him across the chest! She throws him into the railing knocking him down!! Chris Avery: Big yikes!!Park and Paul meet up on the outside and they coach each other up! Regan is up and Kidsgrove goes for a dropkick but she catches him, drops him down and pins him! One! Two! Kidsgrove kicks out! Billy: This is insane! Its so hard to follow all the action!Regan ducks Spencers clothesline and goes for a neckbreaker but Spencer rolls out of it and goes for a lariat but Regan ducks and immediately rolls him up! One! Two! Spencer kicks out and Regan almost won it for her team! The official is up as Regan picks up Kidsgrove and turns but the ref is knocked down! Billy: OHHH THE REF JUST WENT DOWN!Chris Avery: OHH MAN!Spencer pulls Kidsgrove off the shoulders of Regan and Kidsgrove and Spencer are arguing! Angelo gets into the ring and is now arguing with his two teammates too! Regan stands up and backs into the corner.. Billy: They can't work as a team! The three of them compete against Park this Sunday at Gold Rush for the World Championship!Park and Paul slide into the ring with steel chairs! Kidsgrove is SMASHED with the steel chair from behind and he falls into the corner! Spencer is hit with the steel chair across the back and he goes down!! Park uses the chair to Angelos stomach!! Billy: OHHH!!Then smashes it over the back of him knocking him down! Chris Avery: OH COME ON! THE REF IS STILL OUT!Park yells at Regan to move Angelo and set the chair under him! Regan tilts her head! Park yells out again "COME ON!! PICK HIS ASS UP!!" Jake grabs the other steel chair and is yelling at Regan to do it too! Billy: Jill Park is screaming at her own tag team partner here!Chris Avery: She wants to curb stomp Gerard into a steel chair! She wants Regan to position him!Park comes over and just moves Regan out of the way aggressively! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Park grabs the steel chair and slides it under Gerards head! Park turns around "MOVE!!"Regan bites her lip as Park goes to the corner.. Jake Paul is trash talking Regan .. Billy: Continuing to yell at-Regan Voorhees slaps the EVER FUCKING LIVING SHIT out of Jake Paul!! OHHHH!!
Paul goes down!! Park comes out of the corner like she's unhinged! Billy: SHE JUST SLAPPED JAKE PAUL!!Chris Avery: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?Park steps to Regan and REGAN JUST KICKS PARK IN THE STOMACH! Chris Avery: OHHHBilly: OH MY GOD!!REGAN GRABS PARKS HEAD AND DROPS HER WITH A DDT!! Billy: A DDT!!! REGAN JUST PUT JILL PARK DOWN!!Regan rolls out of the ring and stands there and looks back at Park! Billy: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Chris Avery: THATS THE END OF AFFLUENZA!!Angelo rolls out of the middle of the ring as Spencer is starting to kneel up and Jake Paul sees his GF out cold under the ropes. Paul gets to his feet and Spencer hits a superkick!! Angelo is up and hits a superkick!! Paul turns around and KIDSGROVE HITS A BOX OFFICE SMASH!! Billy: OHHHH MY GOD!!Kidsgrove pins Jake Paul! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?Chris Avery: REGAN JUST TURNED ON PARK!!Billy: I THINK SHE HAD ENOUGH!!Regan is on the ramp as Torture comes down the ramp and is yelling at Regan throwing up his hands as Kidsgrove stands up in the middle of the ring and Angelo turns around and the two argue.. Chris Avery: WAIT!KIDSGROVE AND ANGELO GO RIGHT INTO A HOCKEY BRAWL!! Billy: ITS BREAKING DOWN AGAIN!!Pasternak comes out and is trying to get security to come out as Torture is yelling at Regan on the ramp.. Park is leaning up against the steel steps still in a daze.. Jake Paul is out in the middle of the ring.. Spencer is nursing his body in the corner as Angelo and Kidsgrove do NOT give up throwing right hands! Billy: GOLD RUSH!! THIS SUNDAY!!Chris Avery: IN SAN FRANCISCO!!Billy: THE FOURWAY MATCH IS ANYTHING GOES!!Chris Avery: AND I DONT DOUBT THAT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN!Billy: REGAN VOORHEES JUST TURNED ON JILL PARK AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! WE GOTTA GO!!Monday Night Clash fades off the air.
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