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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 10:20:12 GMT -5
The crowd is cheering like crazy as we're live on CBS! The music hits and we're welcomed into CruiserClash! Jimmy Garcia: WELCOME EVERYBODYYYYYY TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF CRUISERCLASH!!Lexi Stone: AND TONIGHT! REMY GOES ONE ON ONE WITH BIG HARPER! AND WE HAVE THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH!Jimmy Garcia: Ah-Just then the ActionTron lights up and Bryan Blaze is holding the Cruiserweight Championship on his shoulder staring into the camera. Lexi Stone: What is this?!Bryan Blaze: I want everyone to shut up and listen!The crowd boos. Bryan Blaze: Tonight is a night for celebration. Big Harper is going to destroy Remy so bad that he won't be able to stand, walk, or dance his way down that ramp and into the ring and then we'll never have to look at his dumb, ugly face ever again!The crowd boos! Bryan Blaze: I will never... and I want you to mark my words, eh, I will NEVER defend the Cruiserweight Championship against Remy because he doesn't deserve it.. and tonight, I won't have to worry about defending MY Championship against him because he'll be drinking his dinner through a straw! Ha!The scene fades out and we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 10:43:14 GMT -5
Zombie McMorris v Wild Thing
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash, we just heard from the Cruiserweight Champion and he declared he'll NEVER defend the belt against Remy!"When Doves Cry hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar riffs through with that 80's sex-tronic hypnotic. The fans get fuckin hyped for the artist formerly known as Lake Minitonka Mad Man. Charlie Murphies pick up game mimesis. We here for it and so aint the crowd. The Prince vocals kick in after the intro and the crowd sings along. Dig, if you will, the picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss The sweat of your body covers me Can you, my darling? Can you picture this? Ethan Miller: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS! ZMAC emerges from deep inside the crowd as the chrous comes in and he sings with the crowd. He's laughing and smiling as he's singing, not taking his eyes off the ring ZMAC: How can you just leave me standing Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold) Maybe I'm just too demanding Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold Maybe you're just like my mother She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied) Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like When doves cry ZMAC acts as a coked up immortal Jack Napier, leading the crowd in the song as the crowd band together to sing like soccer hooligans. They pick him up and body surf him to the ring. as the song comes to an end. ZMAC takes off his leather jacket, throws it off to the side as he hits a bump of coke before rolling into the ring. Lexi Stone: I love that ZMac is back! I'm not gon' lie, he's fun, he's violent, and he's a killer!We hear Gorilla, Lion, Birds and the like calls for a few seconds as the lights flicker and turn green when we jump right into the chorus of Hank Mizell's Jungle Rock! The crowd pops as Wild Thing shoots from underneath the stage and lands in a superhero pose! He stands up and puts his hand over his eye gaze as if he's looking out into the upper deck! Ethan Miller: Fighting out of the deepest parts of the unknown Jungle! WIIILD THING!! He comes down the ramp high-fiving all the fans in the front row as he goes back and forth on each side of the ramp before jumping up to the ring apron and fist pumping. he flips into the ring and lands on his feet and runs over to the middle turnbuckle and jumps on it and is looking up high into the rafters. He fist pumps a second time as he jumps down and takes off his thick Leafy crown. Zombie and Wild Thing dance around the ring, trying to size each other up. Zombie goes for a right but Wild Thing blocks it and hits Z with chop across the chest… WOOO! Wild Thing hits him with a right and then a left before running towards the ropes. He springboards off the ropes for a crossbody but Zombie hits him with a big boot in mid air! Wild Thing falls to the ground holding his face and Zombie immediately jumps on Wild Thing as he rains down elbow strikes to the back of Wild Thing’s head. Wild Thing rolls over onto his back and is met with a fist drop. Zombie grabs him by the head and brings Wild Thing to his feet. He then hits Wild Thing with a snap suplex! Zombie hits the ropes and goes for a leg drop but Wild Thing moves and Zombie hits the mat, holding his glutes in pain. Wild Thing gets up and hits the ropes and hits Z with a running knee. Zombie is flat on his back as Wild Thing springboards off the ropes and hits him with a moonsault! Cover 1… 2.. KICKOUT! Wild Thing goes to pick up Zombie but is met with a blow to the gut from a punch and he doubles over in pain. Zombie hits him with an uppercut sending Wild Thing into the ropes. He bounces off and is met with a superkick! Zombie covers 1… 2… KICKOUT! Zombie picks up Wild Thing and flips him into a powerbomb position but Wild Thing hits Zombie with punches to the head. Wild Thing then turns the position into a hurricanrana that stuns Zombie! Wild Thing plays to the crowd trying to get them pumped up. Zombie gets back to his feet and Wild Thing springboards off the rope and hits a Tornado DDT! He covers… 1… 2… KICKOUT! Wild Thing climbs to the top and goes for a swanton bomb but Zombie gets his knees up and Wild Things back crashes onto Zombie's knees, writhing in pain. Zombie gets up and falls into the corner. He yells “Boot Party”! Zombie hits Wild Thing with a punt kick! Zombie goes for the cover… 1… 2… KICKOUT! Zombie picks up Wild Thing and sends him to the ropes. He goes for a pop up cutter but Wild Thing leapfrogs Zombie running toward the ropes. Zombie turns around right into another springboard DDT! Jimmy Garcia: JUST PUT HIM DOWN!Zmac picks up Wild Thing and stands him up too and just jumps into the air AND FUCKING PLANTS him with a DDT! Lexi Stone: MY GOD!ZMac turns him over and pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! ZMac stands up and the crowd cheers and they start singing his song again! Jimmy Garcia: Another RACK for ZMAC!Lexi Stone: He's BACK and in a BIG WAY!The crowd keeps singing to his song as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 10:58:41 GMT -5
Jade And Special Guest!
Jade is standing in the interview area. Jade: please welcome my guest at this time, Red, White, and Bruised.Karlie and Nikola step into the interview area. Jade: For nearly three years you have reigned as Mexican tag team champions, last week The Mexican Nightmare made their return to Cruiserclash and challenged you to a match, if they win will you consider giving them a Mexican tag team title match.Nikola: Hahaha, are you kidding, Jade, those two losers have no chance of beating us, I mean come on now, has the Chicago cold frozen your brain for asking such a stupid question.Karlie: there a reason we were voted Mexican tag team of the year, there’s a reason we’ve held thee Mexican tag team titles for as long as we have, we’re just that good, as for tonight Insano and Kodi Cia, they will find our why we’re the greatest Mexican tag team champions of all time., It’s been your pleasure.Karlie and Nikola walk off.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:23:40 GMT -5
Teo Blaze, Andre Jenson, J.C. Keeton vs. Jaice Wilds, Vandalia Valdez, Lazaro Vicente
The beat to "Born Legendary" by Emanuel Vo Williams hits.} I crawled out the gutter I rose to the top My reign everlasting I can’t be stopped I was made for the throne Rise up til I moan You been waiting on a ruler Well I’m home
As soon as he says the word "Home" pyro explodes from the rampway as JC Keeton steps through the curtain. He makes his way to the ring bouncing in rhythm to the music. When he reaches the ring he leaps up onto the apron and steps through the ropes, He continues to sway and bounce from heel to heel as he awaits the match to start. Jimmy Garcia: Keeton made a surprise return a few weeks ago in CrusierHavoc with a good showing and now he’s trying to build on that. He got a big win against Jaice Wilds last week but Wilds stood tall after the match. Lexi Stone: Yeah I bet he can’t wait to get his hands on Wilds tonight!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showering the crowd with gifts and paper. Jimmy Garcia: Two Gents! The greatest cruiserweight tag team of all time and one of the greatest tag team in AW!They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, and basking in the crowd's response. Lexi Stone: How come they never give us t-shirts?The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams… YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!! At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before… 3! 2! 1! Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists. You want it full frontal, over-stimulation So say a benediction, For a new addiction In voyeuristic overdrive (Here comes the countdown) Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring!! (Three) This is the new flesh Ethan Miller: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds! (Two) This is the open door Ethan Miller: He is the Final General and YOUR Xtreme Aerialist!! (One) We've got everything you wanted… Ethan Miller: He is JAICE! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDSSSS!!! Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle. You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb) Right now (Three, two, one) Violated, So degraded The show has just begun (Three, two, one) Dominated, By all you hated This will make you ULTRAnumb (Three, two, one) Wilds nods to the crowd, throwing up the X as the fans chant "X-Treme!" to their hero. He drops to the mat, running up to each remaining turnbuckle and repeating the taunt as the crowd continues to roar in approval. Jimmy Garcia: Another one who made a shocking return in CruiserHavoc, Jaice Wilds. He lost last week but he put a beat down on Keeton. Lexi Stone: Whooped him like a gov't mule!The music hits and Lazaro walks out slowly dressed a golden serpent head dress with green and blue feathers coming out the back of it, gold arm bands, gold boots with gold kick pads, and green trunks with gold trim, he is accompanied by The Desert Rose Vandalia Valdez who is dressed in a green and blue top, a green mini skirt, blue boots with green kick pads, and she has blue streaks strategically painted on her body with gold jewelry. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring with his partner beside him. Ethan Miller: From Guanajuato City, Mexico, they are La Familia Dorada.. The Golden Idolo Lazaro Vicente and The Desert Rose Vandalia Valdez! Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small girl with her father and they give Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping off to the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his gold arm bands and giving his head dress to Vandalia who finishes posing to the crowd from the ring apron. Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro Vicente and Vandalia Valdez! La Familia Dorada! They are looking to leave a mark on CruiserClash! Lexi Stone: They can start by leaving marks on their opponents tonight.Keeton and Wilds start off the match as the bell is rung and they lock up, jockeying for position. Keeton, using his larger frame, backs Wilds into the corner. The ref yells at them to break it up so J.C. arm drags Jaice out of the corner. Wilds gets up but Keeton comes running in and leaps high in the air and comes down with a massive double foot stomp of Wild’s chest! Jimmy Garcia: WOW! I think Keeton just caved Wilds’ chest in!Lexi Stone: Had a little extra oomf after last week.Keeton rolls through and tags in Andre Jenson who pops through the ropes. Wilds is holding his chest on the mat, trying to get up when Jenson pulls him to his feet. Andre tries to lift him for a suplex but Wilds flips out of it and lands on his feet. Wilds hits a drop kick to Jenson’s back sending him into the ropes. As Andre bounces back Wilds runs in and nails a tornado kick! Jimmy Garcia: Specter cycle right on the money!Lexi Stone: What a shot!Wilds goes over and tags in Vincente who leaps over the top rope as Jenson is stirring on the mat. Lazaro pulls Jenson up and goes to lift him for a suplex but Andre blocks it. Vincente clubs him on the back and goes to lift him again but Jenson blocks it and lifts up Lazaro for a suplex but drops him into a cutter! Jimmy Garcia: Natural 20!Lexi Stone: What a maneuver!Jenson gets up and stomps on Vincente’s chest before going over and tagging in his tag team partner Teo Blaze. Lazaro is getting to his feet and Blaze grabs him from behind but Vincente connects with a hard elbow to the temple of Teo. Blaze stumbles back and Vincente whips him into the ropes and as Teo comes back he nails a Spanish Fly! Jimmy Garcia: La Mosca Dorada! He nailed it!Lexi Stone: Action is fast and furious right now!Lazaro gets up and tags in Valdez who gets in the ring. She smirks and measures Teo before going in for a sliding knee but Teo ducks and pops back to his feet! Valdez gets up but he takes her down with a slingblade! Blaze runs and springboards off the second rope and connects with a cutter on Valdez! Jimmy Garcia: Pychogun! We’re moving at a frantic pace!Teo rolls into the corner and tags in Keeton who climbs to the top. He poses a second before leaping high into the air and comes down with a frog splash but Valdez rolls out of the way and Keeton hits the mat hard! Keeton grabs his stern as he stands but is taken down with a Shining Wizard from Valdez! Jimmy Garcia: Shot of V! That sounded like a gun shot!Lexi Stone: Keeton might have a loose tooth!Valdez and Lazaro lay on Keeton for a pin! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT! ITS OVER!Teo and Jenson get into the ring and chase after Lazaro and Valdez who slide out of the ring and head up the ramp! Lexi Stone: Ohhh man, this tag team rivalry is not over!
Teo and Jenson keep heading up the ramp as Jaice has a steel chair in the ring and he's leaning in the corner as Keeton is trying to get up.. The music and celebrations have been finished and the crowd is buzzing.. Jimmy Garcia: Oh noo..Keeton gets up and Jaice smashes the steel chair to his back and Keeton goes down! Lexi Stone: OH MY GOD!Jaice stands over Keeton with the steel chair and holds it up in the air. The crowd is reacting.. Jimmy Garcia: These two have been going at it all of 2023 so far!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:24:19 GMT -5
Liars and Frauds
The area goes dark. Jimmy Garcia: Oh no! AGAIN?Lexi Stone: I really hoped this was a one off thing, Jimmy!The tron screen lights up. Jimmy Garcia: It’s just getting creeper!The tron goes back and the lights come back up. Lexi Stone: I… I’m speechless, Jimmy. I don’t know what to do with what we’re seeing here!We transition to the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:28:40 GMT -5
Red White & Bruised vs. Mexican Nightmares
Lets get to the finish!
Karlie ducks under Insanos attack and then she bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline from hell to the back of his head! Karlie turns Insano over and pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: And Red White and Bruised win!Lexi Stone: What a win for the Red White and Bruised!Karlie and Nikki stand up as Insano and Kodi regroup on the outside. We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:40:46 GMT -5
The Dreamers Society vs. The Undrafted
Jimmy Garcia: The Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships are on the line tonight as The Dreamers take on the team of Maylis Malpais and Ziaire Green, The Undrafted!Lexi Stone: Maylis and Ziaire won these belts due to their excellent performances at CruiserHavoc, but even with a title win in their debut, they still have a heavy burden on their shoulder!Jimmy Garcia: The Dreamers have been together longer. They have more proven chemistry. This could be a tough title defense, especially with their rivalry heating up!Lexi Stone: Let’s get to the ring, where our competitors are set to begin!The bell rings, and Lionel Van Hurten charges Ziaire Green on the other side and begins to stomp on his stomach. Murdo Rayne and Maylis Malpais both step out to the apron to observe, Maylis showing obvious early concern, and Lionel whips Green off the ropes. He comes back with ducking under a back elbow, and Lionel turns around into a springboard side kick! Without skipping a beat, he amazes the crowd with a standing moonsault into a cover! ONE... TWO... T - No! Lionel kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: Ziaire Green with the quickness!Lexi Stone: Fast paced action to start this tag team title defense! And there’s the tag to Maylis!Maylis comes in strong with a diving axehandle to Lionel’s back. As she tries to pick him up by the hair, Van Hurten catches Maylis with an elbow to the stomach. He grabs her by the hair and throws her to the side into the Dreamer’s Society corner, before he tags Murdo Rayne in. He pulls Maylis out and whips her off the ropes, and Lionel steps in and cuts her off with a back elbow to the jaw. Murdo Rayne finishes her off with a jumping splash across the midsection! ONE... TWO... Maylis kicks out! Murdo picks her up and he hits a few elbows to the top of the head, but Maylis scores with a hard kick to the sternum. Murdo stumbles forward, and Maylis drops his neck over the bottom rope with a drop toe hold. This draws a double team from Ziaire Green, who runs the length of the apron and lands a front flipping leg drop that nearly decapitates Murdo Rayne! Murdo grabs at his throat to catch his breath, and Maylis runs off the ropes and manages to hit the running knee lift. Murdo lands on the mat, and Maylis uses the opening to tag Ziaire Green back into the match. Ziaire goes up top and jumps off, but Rayne sees the flying cossbody coming and drops Green with a powerslam out of nowhere! Lexi Stone: Oh man! That impact was brutal! But it took just as much out of Murdo Rayne as it did the champion! Jimmy Garcia: You’re absolutely right, Lexi! He can’t capitalize with the cover!Ziaire holds his stomach as Murdo catches his breath. Murdo Rayne pulls him up by the head and snapmares him to a sitting position before he hits a dropkick to the back of the head. He puts on a basic chinlock for a moment, before he grabs Ziaire's arm and traps them behind his legs. He goes for a crushing reverse russian leg sweep but Green spins out of it. Green goes for a roundhouse kick but Rayne ducks underneath, before twisting behind and dropping Green with a back body drop. He tags in Lionel Van Hurten, who storms the ring and traps Green in a camel clutch, his arm reaching for the extended hand of his partner! But he can’t reach! Lexi Stone: He’s so close, but just can’t get there! Jimmy Garcia: The Dreamer’s Society wants these belts bad!He holds it for a few moments, but Ziaire Green manages to fight up to his feet, and he hits an elbow to the stomach. Murdo lets go, but quickly pushes Ziaire forward into his corner – Ziaire Green tags in Maylis! Maylis storms the ring and she connects with a headscissors takedown! The quick cover! ONE... TWO... TH - No! Rayne jumps in and breaks it up! And now all four are in the ring now! Malpis ducks under Lionels attack and backbody drops him over the top rope! She turns around and Murdo hits a takedown attack putting her down but it's Green who picks up Murdo and hits a bridging German Suplex! ONE! TWO! DORIAN SLIDES IN AND JUST STARTS PUNCHING AT GREEN! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: THIS MATCH IS OVER!! THE CHAMPIONS RETAIN BY DISQUALIFICATION!Dorian gets up and pulls his sleeves up as Green gets up and Dorian grabs Green and hits a PAYDIRT type move planting Greens face down onto the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: GOT! DAMN!Malyis is lifted up by the Dreamers as Dorian grabs her by the face and trash talks her and then PLANTS her with the same type of move on the canvas! Lexi Stone: Dorian Bateman just leveled the Tag Team Champions and the Dreamers Society stand tall once more! Jimmy Garcia: It looked like the Tag Team Champions had it done but Dorian slid right in and just started pounding on them!The Dreamers Society just celebrate their match finish as the Champions are laid out and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:46:15 GMT -5
A Daughters Statement
Chicago has been sold out for the episode of CruiserClash. While many are featured for tonight's matches, the social media announcement from the former cruiserweight champion has loyal fans itching to wonder what the 22nd Century Girl has to say. The camera transitions to the commentary section of the interior venue, where Jimmy Garcia and Lexi Stone are both sitting down, prepared to deliver more of the action tonight for those watching at home. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome, ladies, and gentlemen, back to our live broadcast of CruiserClash! We're now moving to an exciting part of the show. Serenity Holmes requested time from our general manager to address the state of the cruiserweight division. I'm sure since she lost the cruiserweight championship at CruiserHavoc V, she wants a chance to have a rematch for the belt she wasn't pinned for.Lexi Stone: The 22nd Century Girl is here in Fresno, California! She's been finding a lot of success outside our company, but this is her one true home. The cruiserweight division has been the catalyst for her career's beginnings, so she wants to ensure success here. She's a former women's champion, former cruiserweight champion, and one of the best cruiserweight on the roster.Jimmy Garcia: Well, there's also the overarching issue of her father. She's been silent regarding the matters between him and her. He violently punched her down at Turmoil and embarrassed her repeatedly. This all started because of Serenity's actions after losing to Alice Gemini, but her father has crossed a line that many agree was unnecessary.Lexi Stone: I've had some issues with my dad but never like this. I hope Serenity's okay and puts an end to her family drama. On the other hand, we have Ethan Miller in the ring now, and it looks like we're ready to get this show on the road!The broadcast transitions to the entire ring, where Ethan Miller stands in the center with a microphone. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time, she is the "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes! "Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat plays from the arena's surround systems, sparking a positive reaction from the Californian audience who sold out the venue. The lights flash in a spectacle, but the main attraction is Serenity Holmes walking out from the backstage area to center stage, sporting baggy army pants, black converses, a short white tank top, and her signature black hat on her head. The young athlete scans the audience with a smile until she walks down the pathway to the ring. Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Serenity walks down to the ring interacting with fans on the way. Her demeanor is positive, but in her eyes, there is a message waiting to be announced from her soul. First, she pauses on the steel steps to observe the roaring fans, especially at ringside, pounding against the barricades. Then, she climbs to the apron edge before standing on the middle turnbuckle outside the ropes, where she takes off her hat and throws it into the audience as a usual entrance ritual. Jimmy Garcia: The former cruiserweight champion has arrived in Fresno! She had a fantastic year in 2022, only eleven months of her professional career. Nineteen years old in 2023, she's looking to increase!She climbs down from the ropes and enters the ring, receiving Ethan Miller's microphone. Once he leaves, Serenity has the ring all to herself. She paces back and forth, letting her music come to silence, the atmosphere dominated by the chants of her name and praises from her fans. She couldn't help but smile at the positive reaction, but Serenity kept her poise and ladylike manner, having the microphone in her hand. Serenity Holmes: 2022! I've had such a debut in professional wrestling. I became the Women's Champion in just the third match of my professional career and held it for over one-hundred days. I have the main events across multiple promotions, became cruiserweight champion, and even ended the year by becoming a teenage world champion. I did that in just 2022 with eleven months of professional experience. I've garnered many fans, made a lot of enemies, and almost killed Alice Gemini. Still, the one thing I know I've done is shown you and the entire world that the next generation of professional wrestling will be under my leadership!Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Serenity Holmes: However, how do I feel? I don't feel happy even with everything I went through last year. I was unhappy because I knew I could do much better. I became cruiserweight champion after beating Teo Blaze in the third installment of our matches, only to lose it in the CruiserHavoc match when I finished in the top five. Usually, I would be mad, but this time, I'm not because now, we have new blood in this division. Who thinks they can waltz in without any chance of facing me?Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She rolls her eyes. Serenity Holmes: But it's beautiful! Bryan Blaze, the current three-time cruiserweight champion, who we all know is pretty butthurt from the South Park movie of blaming Canada, believes he can lead us in this division. I say that's a bunch of bullshit! Lexi Stone: Oh my god!Serenity Holmes: Bryan Blaze had a lot to say about me, and he won CruiserHavoc V, but he never pinned or submitted me for the championship. I've worked my ass off to reach the top, but I did so to get knocked back down? Oh, he's in a terrible position. Bryan, please listen very closely to me.She leans closer to the ropes but then stands on the middle rope with one knee on the top. Serenity keeps their balance perfectly, but her eyes are locked onto the primary camera focused on her. Serenity Holmes: I'm glad the lesser Blaze is back and has my cruiserweight championship. You may have surprised everyone in the CruiserHavoc match, but we all know you will only hold that championship for a while. Do you talk about representing your nation well? You don't. You're a pathetic man who hides behind The Heritage and could be paid off for anything but doesn't worry, Bryan; I have my eyes on you. I'm coming for you and that belt that I never lost in that match, so you better be damn sure that when everything is said and done, I will become a two-time Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion!Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Serenity Holmes: And nothing will stop me from getting my hands on you! No one is going to stop me from getting back my cruiserweight championship! No-Andre Holmes: No one?Serenity's attention snaps to the stage. Her father, Andre Holmes, steps out from the backstage area to center stage, to the audience's dismay. He's in complete disappointment watching his daughter spout the nonsense from her mouth and ignoring the oblivious fans throwing extremely raunch comments and negative responses to his presence. Serenity stands down from the ropes and remains in the center of the ring, watching her father with clear intent in her eyes. Jimmy Garcia: When things can't get worse, Andre appears at the peak of his daughter's segment. This man has impugned himself into her career to the point her private life has been in shambles because of him, but he doesn't care.Andre Holmes: This is the Serenity Holmes I've been waiting to see. The true Serenity Holmes, ladies, and gentlemen! My very own flesh and blood are finally taking the right path to become a superstar on a global scale. You're starting to show the relentless blood boiling through your veins, my love, but you're not quite there yet. There are things you have to do to prove that you are worthy of my last name because let's be honest, you haven't impressed anyone in this company, and you damn sure have not impressed me at all in your professional career.Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Andre Holmes: You've talked about how great 2022 was, but you've wasted so much time. You could have been Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, but you were too damn focused on the cruiserweight championship that you lost it in CruiserHavoc. Everything you've accomplished has been merely forgettable, and on top of that, I am still waiting to receive a thank you for granting you that match in the first place. However, Serenity, there's more to this than the both of us. I meant it when I said I'm going to manage your career, and 2023 is the perfect time to do so more than ever!Lexi Stone: This man is annoying already!Andre Holmes: Serenity, this has to end. This charade that you know what you're doing. The truth is, you're young and naive. I used to be just like you, maybe worse, so I'll do everything I can to see you become the true superstar this company has never seen. It would be best if you focused, which means working to dominate this brand, which you should have been doing since day one. No more distractions especially considering that foul overgrown piece of shit, Hold-Serenity Holmes: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!THE CROWD ERUPTS! Jimmy Garcia: FINALLY!!!Lexi Stone: OH, THIS IS GETTING GOOD!Serenity's eyes are starting to tearful but not out of sorrow, this time by rage. She paces back and forth on this dangerous warpath trying to hold it all in, but she moves forward to the ropes facing her father, who looks bewildered from the outburst. Serenity Holmes: YOU HAVE NO IDEA! NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DEFENDED YOU! SINCE I WAS A YOUNG GIRL, I HAD TO DEFEND OUR FAMILY NAME AFTER SEEING THE AMOUNT OF SHIT YOU'VE DONE IN THIS BUSINESS! YOU WERE MY HERO AND THE ONE PERSON I COULD TURN TO WHEN ANYTHING WENT WRONG, SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF FRUSTRATION AND RAGE I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Serenity Holmes: IT'S NEVER BEEN ME! IT WAS ALWAYS YOU!!! YOU'RE THE REASON MY FAMILY WENT TO SHIT! YOU'RE THE REASON I'VE BEEN THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF MANY PEOPLE! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, DISRESPECT MY BOYFRIEND, HOLDEN, AND YOU HAVE BECOME SUCH AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT THAT I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOMEONE SAYING IT'S BEEN ALL THANKS TO YOU! I DID IT ON MY OWN! I BECAME A WORLD CHAMPION WITHOUT YOU; I BECAME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION WITHOUT YOU; I BECAME A WOMEN'S CHAMPION WITHOUT YOU! I DID EVERYTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!The rage emulating from her screams caught her father off guard, but California was raving behind the statements made by the senile Serenity. She couldn't help but cry from the sheer emotion overpowering her, but she had to get this off her chest. Serenity Holmes: YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO BE WHAT YOU ARE? I'M BETTER THAN THAT, AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY CAREER, AND I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE! LET'S END THIS!FATHER VS. DAUGHTER!
A BATTLE OF THE HOLMES!
SERENITY HOLMES VS. ANDRE HOLMES!
GOLD RUSH!!!Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Serenity slams the microphone down on the canvas, and the audience chants "YES" repeatedly. Andre looks around and shakes his head with a smirk before raising the microphone to his lips. Andre Holmes: Well, well, well. I've underestimated you. I never thought my daughter would challenge her father to a match. I'm touched, really I am. I'm proud to see you finally grow into that relentless person following behind me, but now you've crossed a line of no return. For someone who is my blood, you should know that no one is safe when I step into the ring. That applies to ALL!Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Andre Holmes: But since you want this match? I'll indulge you. If you win, I'll be gone from your career. I will not interfere ever again and leave you to your world. However, if you lose, you will never be able to come back home again!Jimmy Garcia: THAT IS TOO FAR!Lexi Stone: Come on, Serenity! Don't do this!Serenity turns her back to her father and looks down at the canvas. The audience supports her until she turns around and screams into the microphone. Serenity Holmes: DEAL!!Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat replays around the arena's interior. Serenity Holmes remains in the center of the ring, and her father disperses backstage. Jimmy Garcia: Gold Rush just got WAY more intense!Lexi Stone: Siri, play Family Business by Kanye West.We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:51:11 GMT -5
Backstage!
We come back to CruiserClash where Joey Bunga is in his office leaning against his desk. Joey Bunga: Ight, ight, ight, listen, yo. Next week live on CruiserClash, we're getting a rematch! The Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships will be on the line one more time when Undrafted defend against The Society Dreamers ..Danny Powers stands in frame now next to Bunga. Danny Powers: In a steel cage!The crowd pops. Joey Bunga: Yahhyeahyeah, and Jaice Wilds.. ya'll got mad beef with that Keeton.. so next week, ya'll go one on one.. Keeton versus Wilds!Danny Powers: In a Falls Count Anywhere match! Joey Bunga: Yeaaah, it be like dat!Bunga and Powers stand shoulder to shoulder. The scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 17, 2023 11:53:10 GMT -5
Main Event Unofficial Match Big Harper vs. Remy Nouveau
The lights within the arena and the tron screen black out completely. Suddenly the screen fills with the close up of an old blues musician and the sound of an incredible blues guitar riff fills the arena. The shot zooms out and reveals three trumpeters moving in unison behind the guitar player as they play what sounds like an old funk song. The music abruptly stops and the screen goes black again. The crowd responds knowing what’s coming. When the screen lights back up, the horns sound once more and the phrase “WHO DAT?!” pops up on the screen as “Gunpowder” by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears hits the PA, and Remy Nouveau confidently marches out onto the stage. Wearing a sleazy smirk on his face, he soaks in the energy from the audience as he slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring… weighing in at 194 pounds and hailing from New Orleans, L-A, he is REMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY NOUUUUUUVEAUUUUUUUUUUUU!As Nouveau moves to climb up the stairs into the ring, Harper blindsides him with a clubbing forearm shot that sends Nouveau tumbling over the ring steps. Jimmy Garcia: Oh, come on, Harper! That’s uncalled for!Harper taunts Nouveau as the smaller man drags himself back to his feet. The referee rolls out of the ring and separates the two of them and allows Nouveau to roll under the bottom rope and into the ring. Harper marches up the stairs as Nouveau gets back to his feet and the referee calls for the bell. Lexi Stone: This one is FINALLY underway! Nouveau and Harper lock up in the center of the ring, and Harper shoots for the headlock. Harper wrenches the headlock and Nouveau tosses Harper off toward the ropes. On the rebound, Harper leaps over Nouveau, and Nouveau hops up to his feet before Harper’s second rebound and Harper slams into him with a shoulder. Jimmy Garcia: Good god almighty! What a big impact there!Lexi Stone: It was like Nouveau hit a brick wall!Harper grabs Nouveau from the mat and whips him into the corner where Harper follows up with a charging attempt at an avalanche, but at the last moment, Nouveau ducks out of the corner and Harper slams chest first into the turnbuckle, his head slamming into the corner post. Lexi Stone: That’s going to be an opening here for Nouveau!Harper’s arms are draped over the top rope in the corner as he recovers from the blow from the post. Nouveau begins delivering sick elbow and knee shots to Harper’s ribs and back. Harper begins to crumple into the corner, and Nouveau steps back to charge with a big boot to the back. Nouveau steps back and charges the corner, launching himself at Harper with a dropkick that sandwiches the big man into the turnbuckles. Jimmy Garcia: WOAH! Harper tumbles to the outside of the ring as Nouveau shoves him, and Nouveau follows him to the outside. Lexi Stone: Nouveau is finding his grove now! Jimmy Garcia: Sure looks like it! Harper took the early advantage, but Nouveau is a house on fire right now!Nouveau grabs Harper by the wrist and whips him into the ring steps. Harper crashes into the steps and flips over them, landing hard on the outside mats. Nouveau approaches the downed Harper and mounts Harper’s upper body as Nouveau starts pounding Harper’s head and face with punches. Lexi Stone: Stiff shots there! Really peppering the big man with lefts and rights here!Jimmy Garcia: Blaze refused to give Nouveau a shot at the title, and Harper is seemingly paying for it!Nouveau picks Harper up and slams Harper’s head into the ring apron and then Nouveau rolls him back into the ring. As Nouveau slides back into the ring, Harper is climbing back to his feet, and the men meet in the middle of the ring as they start to trade straight punches. Jimmy Garcia: Bam! Bam! Bam! These punches are landing like grenades!Harper starts to take control of the brawling exchange, but Nouveau answers with a rising knee to the gut which doubles Harper over. Nouveau steps back and charges back toward Harper to bring the knee up to his face, and Harper catches Nouveau’s leg and pulls Nouveau in for a stiff clothesline that turns Nouveau inside out. Lexi Stone: Ooof! Nouveau took it on the chin there!Harper picks Nouveau up and sets him up for a standing suplex, but Nouveau maneuvers out of the suplex and floats over to land on his feet behind Harper where Nouveau throws a chop block that brings Harper to the mat. Jimmy Garcia: Outstanding reversal there!Nouveau stomps on Harper’s back a handful of times, and after a second, Nouveau turns the Harper over to lift Harper to a standing position. Harper is able to shift just enough to grab Nouveau’s head and drive him into the mat with a desperate Bulldog out of nowhere. With both men down, the referee starts his 10 count. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! Nouveau and Harper both stir just enough to begin crawling to their hands and knees. Jimmy Garcia: There’s life in these men yet!6! 7! Harper is first to his feet, and as he turns around to face his opponent, he finds Nouveau’s boot from the superkick. Harper crumples in the ring, and Nouveau mounts the corner in an attempt at a fist drop. Harper rolls out of the way, and Nouveau crashes down on the mat. While Nouveau is down, Harper drapes an arm over his chest, and the ref counts the pin. 1! 2! NO! Nouveau kicks out, and Harper uses the ropes to climb back to his feet. Nouveau is still down selling the damage done by his missed fist drop. Harper grabs Nouveau around the waist from behind and pulls Nouveau’s dead weight up to a standing position before attempting to drop Nouveau back to the mat with a releasing, overhead belly to belly suplex. Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD! NOUVEAU LANDED ON HIS FEET!Nouveau stuns Harper by grabbing the big man’s arm and driving him to the mat! Lexi Stone: HE’S TAKING HARPER DOWN “FREMONT STREET”! THIS COULD BE IT!Nouveau locks in the Rings of Saturn, and Harper is clearly hurting. The referee checks on Harper as Nouveau stares into the camera that’s shooting from the apron. Remy Nouveau: BLAZE! GIVE ME MY TITLE MATCH AT GOLD RUSH OR YOUR BOY WILL NEVER USE HIS ARMS AGAIN!Harper is tapping and the ref calls for the bell. DING DING DINGLexi Stone: It’s over, Remy! You’ve got to let him go!Nouveau wrenches the hold harder and Harper is wailing out in pain. Nouveau looks into the camera again. Remy Nouveau: I MEAN IT, BLAZE! SHOW YOUR FACE OR I’M DESTROYING YOUR BOY!The referee is attempting to pry Nouveau off of Harper, but it’s all for naught. After a beat, Joey Bunga appears on the stage with a mic in hand. Joey Bunga: Remy! Let ‘im go! You’ve got your title match at Gold Rush! Blaze ain’t here to agree, but I’ve got the authority to make that official! AT GOLD RUSH, IT’S GONNA BE NOUVEAU AND BLAZE ONE ON ONE FOR THE TITLE! Jimmy Garcia: WOAH! IT’S OFFICIAL! Lexi Stone: I guess if you want something, you just need to torture someone until leadership caves, huh? Jimmy Garcia: Blaze and Harper have been torturing Nouveau for weeks now! A LITTLE BIT of turnabout is fair play!We fade off the air as Remy looks unhinged!
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