CruiserHavoc V
(30 person Havoc rumble)
**DING DING**
Ethan Miller: The following is the 5th annual CruiserHavoc and the winner will be the CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Ethan Miller: Now you will notice there are two sirens on the stage. When these two sirens make this noise..
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Ethan Miller: The first two superstars to eliminate someone will be the NEW Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions!
Ethan nods down and is listening to his ear piece. He nods and understands.
Ethan Miller: I just got told by Danny Powers that the highest ranking WOMAN.. WILL BE THE NEW WOMANS CHAMPION!
Ethan Miller: Now introducing NUMBER ONE!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, we know who that is!
**-- #1 Teo Blaze --**
Jimmy Garcia: The 4 time Cruiserweight Champion and don't forget.. he has WON this CruiserHavoc before!
Lexi Stone: When you think of the Cruiserweight division how do you NOT think about one of the greatest of all time! From WCF to Action Wrestling, Teo Blaze is an all time great!
Jimmy Garcia: Very true! We heard he was #1 in tonights CruiserHavoc just a week before he lost his Cruiserweight Championship to the young Serenity Holmes!
Lexi Stone: You know damn well she's not happy finding out that she technically has to defend the belt here tonight! The Womens Championship and the tag titles vacated just MINUTES ago but the Cruiserweight title?! It's technically defended!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze starting at #1 and will try to go the limit here.. and he looks ready!
Ethan Miller: Introducing .. superstar.. #2!
Lexi Stone: Who drew #2?!
Jimmy Garcia: We're waiting..
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Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH MY GOD!!
**-- #2 Serenity Holmes (Cruiserweight Champion)
Lexi Stone: OHHHHHHHHHHH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION IS ON HER WAY TO THE RING!! SHE DREW NUMBER TWO!!
Lexi Stone: AND YOU CAN TELL SHE IS NOT HAPPY! SHE IS FRUSTRATED! BUT YA KNOW WHAT? SHE NEEDS TO CHANNEL IT RIGHT NOW! SHE NEEDS TO TURN IT INTO DETERMINATION, SHE HAS TO FOCUS..
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHH CRUISERHAVOC FIVE IS ALREADY A CLASSIC AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!!
Lexi Stone: Serenity and Teo are in the ring! Ethan has gotten out of there.. we are ready!
Jimmy Garcia: AND CRUISERHAVOC FIVE...
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Jimmy Garcia: HAS BEGUN!!
Lexi Stone: Teo and Serenity starting to circle here, remember every 90 seconds a new superstar will enter, 30 superstars here tonight and we KNOW #30 is Dorian Batemen!
Jimmy Garcia: SERENITY AND TEO TRADING STRIKES!! HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!
Lexi Stone: SERENITY WHIPS TEO TO THE ROPES AND SPINS HIM AROUND!
Jimmy Garcia: LEG SCISSOR TAKEDOWN FROM TEO BLAZE!!
Lexi Stone: TEO LIFTS SERENITY UP AND PUTS HER ON THE TOP ROPE!!
Jimmy Garcia: TRYING TO ELIMINATE HER RIGHT HERE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE?! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE ELIMINATES THE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!
Lexi Stone: She elbows out of it! She elbows again and Teo goes down!
Jimmy Garcia: The countdown is here!! We're about to see who drew number three!
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**--Megan thee Stallion - "Her" --**
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?! WHAT!?!
Lexi Stone: SHES BACK AND SHES HERE?!
**-- #3 Lissie Hope --**
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE HOPE IS IN THE CRUISERHAVOC?!
Lexi Stone: And look at Teo and Serenity face! They tell the ENTIRE story!!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie is in the ring! Look at these three! WOW!
Lexi Stone: THIS IS WILD!! THIS IS INSANE!! THIS IS CRUISERHAVOC!!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie with a kick on Teo! Serenity and Lissie whip Teo into the turnbuckles!
Lexi Stone: He stumbles out and the girls hit a double back body drop on Teo!!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie turns Serenity around AND GOES FOR THE CROWN OF THORNS!
Lexi Stone: SERENITY SPINS OUT OF IT AND GOES FOR A DDT AND LISSIE THROWS SERENITY OVER!!
Jimmy Garcia: SHES GONE! SHES OUT! SHES OVER!
Lexi Stone: SHES ON THE APRON!! SERENITY IS HANGING ON!!
Jimmy Garcia: A forearm back to Lissie! Serenity dives back into the ring! That was close!!
Lexi Stone: Lissie isn't here to play games, she's here to win Championships!
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**-- #4 Vandalia Valdez --**
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Valdez! She can enter this match with no Championship opportunity to her name and could possibly walk out with THREE title belts!
Lexi Stone: That would be a dream come true! Valdez with a crossbody on Teo Blaze!
Jimmy Garcia: Arm drag on Lissie!!
Lexi Stone: Serenity shoves her into the turnbuckles but she jumps back and hits a poisonrana on Serenity!!
Jimmy Garcia: Valdez putting on a show!!
Lexi Stone: Serenity goes after Teo in the corner! Valdez shoving Lissie back into the opposite corner! Four superstars have entered!
Jimmy Garcia: Zero eliminations! Remember the top woman superstar is the Womens Champion, when we hear the sirens on the stage shoot off, it'll be a race because the next two superstars to eliminate someone will be Tag Team Champions..
Lexi Stone: And we know the winner of tonight will be the Cruiserweight Champion!
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**-- #5 Jaice Wilds --**
Jimmy Garcia: Well.. now I have seen everything!
Lexi Stone: Oh.. My.. GOD! Jaice Wilds is on his way to the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Never in a million years would I ever think someone next to me would say that!
Lexi Stone: This crowd having fun with it! Jaice springboards in with a flat spin clothesline right on Serenity!
Jimmy Garcia: Jaice is up and handsprings into the ropes with a back elbow taking down Teo Blaze!
Lexi Stone: Jaice pops up Valdez and hits a sitout powerbomb!
Jimmy Garcia: What a powerbomb! LISSIE WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF JAICE WILDS!
Lexi Stone: Well, that run lasted.. a minute! LOL
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**-- #6 Max Daemon --**
Jimmy Garcia: Max Daemon is on his way to the ring! Making his return just two short weeks ago in the Pure Cup, MAKING the finals and tonight he has an opportunity to walk away with the Cruiserweight Championship belt!
Lexi Stone: And DAEMON AND LISSIE START BRAWLING!!
Jimmy Garcia: DONT READ EITHER OF THEIR TWITTERS YOU WILL GET LOST FOR HOURS AND WON'T FIND A WAY OUT!
Lexi Stone: Daemon whips Lissie to the ropes and kicks her in the stomach! He hits a DDT on Lissie in the middle of the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: HE CATCHES SERENITY FROM THE TOP ROPE! AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A SITOUT POWERSLAM!
Lexi Stone: Driving her head into the canvas! Daemon is on fire right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Six entries in and no eliminations yet! The ring is filling up!
Lexi Stone: Valdez and Jaice are brawling with Teo in the corner! Daemon is stomping on Lissie!
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**-- #7 Wild Thing --**
Lexi Stone: Ohhhh a draft pick!!
Jimmy Garcia: Drafted just a few weeks ago, here comes Wild Thing!
Lexi Stone: A former SCW superstar, an Omega superstar and now the newest signee to CruiserClash!
Jimmy Garcia: Wild Thing hits a tornado DDT on Max Daemon!!
Lexi Stone: Teo flips Wild Thing backwards but he lands on his feet! Wild Thing hits a running bulldog on Teo!
Jimmy Garcia: Valdez!! Look at Valdez!! She's on the ropes! Serenity is trying to eliminate Valdez!!
Lexi Stone: She gets out of it! I thought we were going to have our first elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: The ring is full of 7 superstars and number 8 is on the way!!
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**-- #8 Azurine Vebbins --**
Lexi Stone: It wouldn't be the 100th episode of CruiserClash without Vebbins! She is easily one of the shining lights on this very show!
Jimmy Garcia: The former Cruiser Tag Champion slides into the ring!
Lexi Stone: She uses Lissie Hope as a catipult and hits a head scissor takedown on Valdez!
Jimmy Garcia: Look out! TEO WITH THE BLAZING KNEE ON MAX DAEMON!!
Lexi Stone: JAICE WILDS WITH A SPANISH FLY ON SERENITY HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: The ring is filling up and it doesn't look like it's slowing down!!
Lexi Stone: We're seconds away from number 9!
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**-- no music --**
**-- A figure walks out onto the stage --**
Lexi Stone: WHAT?! COULD IT BE?! IT IS!!
Jimmy Garcia: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GAWD!!
**-- #9 Flop --**
Lexi Stone: FLOP IS HERE!! FLOP, THE WEIRDEST, MOST INSANE CRUISERWEIGHT, IS ACTUALLY HERE!
**-- Flop motions for something/someone to come to him..--**
**-- Derrick the Goat prances out from behind the curtain--**
Lexi Stone: OH JESUS
Jimmy Garcia: WE HAVE HIT A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL OF WEIRD
Lexi Stone: FLOP IS BRINGING THE GOAT DOWN TO THE RING! THIS REMINDS ME WE SHOULD DEF BE STANNING A FLOP & DERRICK THE GOAT VERSES HOBO AND HIS DOG FOR EVOLUTION RIGHT!?
Jimmy Garcia: FLOP IS IN THE RING AND HES BEAR-HUGGING TEO AND DRY HUMPING HIM!!
Lexi Stone:.. I... I have no words or analysis for what we're seeing right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Flop just ducked Jaice attack and powerslamed him too! What is happening!? ha!
Lexi Stone: Lissie has Vebbins up on her shoulders!! She's trying to toss her out right here!
Jimmy Garcia: Valdez is helping! Is Vebbins going over?!
Lexi Stone: She gets out of it! Wow! The ring is full of 9 superstars and they're all brawling!
Jimmy Garcia: The countdown is on and number 10 is on their way.. we are one third through the CruiserHavoc!
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**-- #10 Alex Marley --**
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHHH LOOK WHO IS BACK!!
Lexi Stone: HIGHER THAN A KITE, ITS ALEX MARLEY!!
Jimmy Garcia: Marley with a bicycle knee on Flop and he sends him over!!
Lexi Stone: ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE AND HE JUST ELIMINATED FLOP!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE FIRST ELIMINATION JUST CAME FROM ALEX MARLEY ON FLOP!!
Lexi Stone: Valdez is up and Marley hits a spinning neckbreaker putting Valdez down!
Jimmy Garcia: Jaice goes for a 180 elbow but Marley catches him and hits a suplex!!
Lexi Stone: Teo puts Lissie down with a bulldog and now Teo and Marley are in the middle of the ring!!
Jimmy Garcia: These two put on a show a few months ago and NOW THEY'RE GOING AT IT AGAIN!!
Lexi Stone: Teo goes for a pele kick but Marley catches him!! Tombstone piledriver on Teo right in the middle of the ring!!
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**-- #11 Karlie Nash --**
Lexi Stone: And here comes Karlie Nash!! The former multi-time Cruiser Tag Team Champion, Karlie slides on in!!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie hits a spear on Lissie Hope!!
Lexi Stone: Karlie turns around and catches Marley with a powerslam!!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie hits spinebuster on Teo Blaze!!
Lexi Stone: Jaice with a back elbow to Karlie! A knee to Karlie! SHE PICKS HIM UP AND SPINEBUSTERS JAICE DOWN TOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: KARLIE NASH SAYS THIS IS HER NIGHT!! TONIGHT IS HER NIGHT!!
Lexi Stone: Can you imagine if Karlie walks away from here with not one, not two BUT THREE Championships! IT CAN HAPPEN!
Jimmy Garcia: Daemon has Wild Thing on the ropes! He's trying to eliminate Wild Thing right here!!
Lexi Stone: The countdown is counting down and number 12 out of 30 is on the way!!
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**-- #12 Lazaro Vicente --**
Jimmy Garcia: And here comes Lazaro!! His wife in the ring already!!
Lexi Stone: Vebbins has Valdez up on the ropes but Lazaro makes the save!! Lazaro with an enziguri on Vebbins and it sends her over the top rope!!
Jimmy Garcia: VEBBINS IS ON THE APRON!! SHES TRYING TO HANG ON!
Lexi Stone: LAZARO WITH A DROPKICK AND VEBBINS IS GONE!! VEBBINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Jimmy Garcia: For those keeping track! Two eliminations so far, Flop eliminated by Marley, and Vebbins was just eliminated by Lazaro!
Lexi Stone: Teo and Serenity entered at number one and two STILL in this thing, Lissie at #3, Valdez, Jaice and Max Daemon at 4, 5 and 6!
Jimmy Garcia: Wild Thing, Marley, Nash and Lazaro are still in this thing too!
Lexi Stone: Valdez hits Karlie with a forearm and Lazaro picks Karlie up into a Samoan Drop!!
Jimmy Garcia: Valdez hits a superkick on Daemon and Lazaro with a superkick as well knocking him down!
Lexi Stone: Now they have turned their attention on Teo Blaze!!
Jimmy Garcia: This is not good!
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**-- #13 Andre Jenson --**
Jimmy Garcia: AND JUST IN THE NIC OF TIME!! HERE COMES TEO BLAZE TAG TEAM PARTNER!! ANDRE JENSON!!
Lexi Stone: ANDRE JENSON JOINS TEO AND THE TWO GENTS ARE IN THE RING TOGETHER! AND THEY START TRADING BLOWS WITH LAZARO AND VALDEZ!!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo whips Lazaro into the ropes and Jenson with a clothesline and Teo with a low kick to the back of his legs knocking him down!
Lexi Stone: Valdez jumps off the middle turnbuckle but Teo catches her! He puts her on the top rope and Jenson hits a dropkick knocking her off!
Jimmy Garcia: ANDRE JENSON JUST ELIMINATED VANDALIA VALDEZ!!
Lexi Stone: WOW!! TWO GENTS STAND STRONG HERE IN CRUISERHAVOC!!
Jimmy Garcia: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY'RE LOOKING FOR GOLD!!
Lexi Stone: Look at this! Lissie standing up! She wants some of TWO GENTS!
Jimmy Garcia: SHE AINT SCARED!!
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**-- #14 Addy A --**
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO!!
Lexi Stone: THE LONGEST REIGNING TELEVISION CHAMPION!! THE TWO TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPION WITH LISSIE - HERE COMES ADDY!!
Jimmy Garcia: ADDY AND LISSIE TOGETHER!! THE SWALLOWING AND TWO GENTS!!
Lexi Stone: I DIDNT KNOW I WANTED THIS MATCH UNTIL RIGHT NOW!! A DREAM MATCH RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US!
Jimmy Garcia: TEO WITH A FURY OF FISTS BUT LISSIE BLOCKS! A KNEE TO THE STOMACH AND ADDY WITH A AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
Lexi Stone: ADDY CATCHES JENSON! LISSIE OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE ON JENSON!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE SWALLOWING PUTTING IN WORK RIGHT HERE!!
Lexi Stone: THEY COULD ADD THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM TITLES TO THEIR LEGACIES HERE TONIGHT!
Jimmy Garcia: Serenity with a forearm on Lissie! ADDY CATCHES SERENITY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Lexi Stone: JAICE IS PICKED UP BY ADDY ON HER SHOULDERS AND LISSIE HITS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF JAICES HEAD!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE SWALLOWING STANDING TALL HERE IN CRUISERHAVOC!
Lexi Stone: Daemon with a knee to the back of Addy knocking her down!! Daemon and Lissie trading rights and lefts! Daemon picks up Lissie and slams her into the turnbuckles!
Jimmy Garcia: We are now halfway through.. here comes number 15!
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Lexi Stone: WHO IS IT?!
**-- #15 Brandon Leno --**
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH FROM MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!! BRANDON LENO!!
Lexi Stone: AND LOOK AT KARLIE!! SHES JUST AS SURPRISED AS WE ARE!
Jimmy Garcia: LENO SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GOES AFTER KARLIE!!
Lexi Stone: A quick hitter kicks to Karlies midsection! She whips him into the ropes though!
Jimmy Garcia: Leno with a flying lariat knocking Karlie down!!
Lexi Stone: Leno picks up Karlie and hits a SNAP BRAINBUSTA!!
Jimmy Garcia: KARLIE IS UP SHES STUMBLING BACK!
Lexi Stone: LENO WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND KARLIE IS OVER!! SHES OUT!! LENO JUST ELIMINATED KARLIE NASH!!
Jimmy Garcia: LENOS FIRST EVER CRUISERHAVOC AND HE JUST ELIMINATED KARLIE NASH!
Lexi Stone: ADDY PICKS UP LENO FROM BEHIND AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jimmy Garcia: Serenity is stomping on Teo in the corner!! Jenson eats an elbow from Serenity just for trying to save his partner!
Lexi Stone: Valdez, Vebbins, Flop and Nash are eliminated, number 16 is on the way!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo and Serenity entered at number one and two, Lissie at 3! Wilds, Daemon, Wild Thing, Alex Marley, Lazaro, Jenson, and Addy A are in as well as Brandon Leno!
Lexi Stone: Lazaro with a springboard moonsault takes down Wild Thing!!
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**-- #16 Remy Nouveau --**
Jimmy Garcia: And here comes the newest superstar, NOT happy he's on CruiserClash!
Lexi Stone: Sugarfoot from New Orleans is charging to the ring!!
Jimmy Garcia: Remy is in and ducks the bycicle kick from Lissie, AND CLOTHESLINES WILD THING OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HES OUT!!
Lexi Stone: REMY CATCHES JAICE SUPERKICK AND DUMPS HIM OVER TOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: HE JUST ELIMINATED WILD THING AND JAICE!! REMY CATCHES LAZARO AND SLAMS HIM DOWN! HE ROLLS HIM UP AND TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
Lexi Stone: Remy putting on a dazzling show in his debut! Daemon with a clobbering blow from behind!! Remy goes down!
Jimmy Garcia: Daemon turns around! TENDERIZER KICK FROM ADDY ON DAEMON!!
Lexi Stone: ALEX MARLEY WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SIDE OF DAEMONS HEAD!!
Jimmy Garcia: BLAZING KNEE FROM TEO ON DAEMON AND THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Lexi Stone: DAEMON IS ELIMINATED!!
Jimmy Garcia: Serenity THROWS TEO OVER!! SHE JUST THREW TEO OVER!!
Lexi Stone: NOO! TEO IS ON THE APRON!! HE ROLLS BACK IN!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! THIS IS INSANE!! WILD THING, DAEMON AND JAICE HAVE ALL BEEN ELIMINATED IN THE LAST 60 SECONDS!
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**-- Jessie Lee --**
Jimmy Garcia: WOOHHHHHHH MOMMMAAA LOOK WHOSE BACK!!
Lexi Stone: THE HARDCORE HOTTIE!! THE AUSSIE ASSAULT IS BACK!!
Jimmy Garcia: AND SHE SLIDES IN AND GOES AFTER ADDY!!
Lexi Stone: TWO AUSSIE BADASSES GOING STRIKE FOR STRIKE!
Jimmy Garcia: Addy shoves Jessie into the corner but Addy misses the strike! Jessie picks up Addy AND SITS HER ON THE TOP ROPE!
Lexi Stone: SHE SHOVES HER OVER!! ADDY IS HANGING ON UPSIDE DOWN!!
Jimmy Garcia: ADDY IS IN TROUBLE!!
Lexi Stone: Lissie grabs Addy and brings her back in!! Jessie and Lissie trading left hand strikes!
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson grabs Addy and Teo hits a back hand chop! The countdown is already back!
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**-- #18 Jin Min-jun--**
Jimmy Garcia: JIN MIN-JUN HAS RETURNED!! THE FORMER REVO1 WORLD CHAMPION! THE FORMER CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPION BACK IN JUNE!! JIN HAS ARRIVED IN CRUISERHAVOC!!
Lexi Stone: Jin slides in and stands next to Jessie Lee! LEE-JIN ARE BACK TOGETHER!
Jimmy Garcia: Lee picks up Teo and Jin hits a spinning superkick knocking him out of her grasp! Lee ducks and Jin catches Jenson on his shoulders and Lee hits the ropes..
Lexi Stone: AND SHE FIRES BACK WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK KNOCKING JENSON DOWN!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie goes for a spear but Jin hits a kick to her head! Lee grabs Lissie from behind and Jin hits a 360 spinning kick ..
Lexi Stone: AND LEE DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX!!
Jimmy Garcia: Tag teams firing on all cylinders here in CruiserHavoc! You have to love it!
Lexi Stone: Marley goes for a kick on Leno but Leno catches him and slams him down! He's swinging him!
Jimmy Garcia: LENO JUST SWUNG MARLEY INTO A REMY LEG DROP!
Lexi Stone: The ring is starting to fill up again and we're looking for number 19!
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**-- #19 Bryan Blaze --**
Jimmy Garcia: Well here comes Canada's own! Bryan Blaze the former TWO TIME Cruiserweight Champion and HEAD of the HERITAGE!
Lexi Stone: Just kicked out James Payne 2 weeks ago and Blaze is sliding into the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Marley with quick strikes on Bryan Blaze but he eats all of them! Bryan slaps Marley across the face! HE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM OUT!!
Lexi Stone: BRYAN BLAZE JUST ELIMINATED ALEX MARLEY!!
Jimmy Garcia: TEO WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF BRYAN! HE WHIPS BRYAN BLAZE TO THE ROPES BUT BRYAN HITS A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE CHEST OF TEO!! AND CLOTHESLINES TEO!!
Lexi Stone: OVER THE TOP!! BRYAN BLAZE JUST ELIMINATED TEO!!
Jimmy Garcia: NO!! TEO SAVES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!! BRYAN WITH A RIGHT HAND ON TEO BUT HERE COMES ANDRE JENSON!
Lexi Stone: Bryan DUCKS! JENSON GOES OVER THE TOP AND HITS TEO OFF THE APRON!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!
Lexi Stone: JENSON IS HANGING ON TO TEO!! TEO IS DANGLING OVER THE MATS!!
Jimmy Garcia: JENSON IS PULLING TEO BACK UP TO THE APRON!!
Lexi Stone: AND TEO IS SAVED!! TEO IS ON THE APRON!!
Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!
Lexi Stone: A FOREARM TO JENSON!! AND HE CRASHES DOWN!! BRYAN BLAZE JUST ELIMINATED ANDRE JENSON!!
Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE WITH TWO ELIMINATIONS! TEO SPRINGBOARDS BACK IN!
Lexi Stone: REMY CATCHES TEO WITH A SIDE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Jimmy Garcia: Leno has Lissie in the corner with some front kicks to the midsection! Lee and Jin grab Leno and hit a back suplex on Leno!!
Lexi Stone: We're down to 10 seconds! #20 is on the way!
Jimmy Garcia: TWO THIRDS DOWN.. AND WE'RE STILL WAITING ON THE SIRENS FOR THE TAG TITLES TO HIT!
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**-- #20 Hotaka --**
Lexi Stone: OHHH AND IT JUST GOT MORE INTENSE!
Jimmy Garcia: THE GOLD HUNTER ON HIS WAY!
Lexi Stone: Hotaka is one of the greatest wrestlers from Japanese Pro Wrestling and he is HERE in CruiserHavoc looking for GOLD!
Jimmy Garcia: Hotaka with a springboard dropkick to Lissie!! Hotaka with a superkick on Serenity to the gut! Another superkick to her face!
Lexi Stone: Hotaka catches Remy with a deadlift vertical suplex!! HOW the hell!
Jimmy Garcia: Hotaka picks up Leno and hits a Go to sleep!
Lexi Stone: Lazaro springboards off the midl-
Jimmy Garcia: HOTAKA JUST KICKED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! AND HE WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Lexi Stone: HOTAKA HAS ELIMINATED LAZARO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jin Min-jun German Sulpexes Hotaka but he lands on his feet!
Lexi Stone: OHHHHHH WHAT A SIGHT THIS IS!! HOTAKA AND JIN MIN-JIN! WHAT A MATCH THAT COULD BE!
Jimmy Garcia: Hotaka goes for snap like kicks! Jin blocks them hitting a back hand elbow but Hotaka chops it down! Jin picks up Hotaka!
Lexi Stone: Hotaka slips out and suplexes Jin! HE LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MAN THESE TWO ARE PUTTIN-
Lexi Stone: AND ADDY WITH A TAKEDOWN ON HOTAKA!! LISSIE WITH A SPEAR ON JIN!!
Jimmy Garcia: WE HAVE 10 TO GO!! NUMBER 21 ON THE WAY!
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**-- # 21 Ziaire Green --**
Jimmy Garcia: And here comes the newest superstar! Making his debut!
Lexi Stone: Green sliding in and going right after Addy A! Green whips Addy into the ropes and picks her up with a sidewalk slam!
Jimmy Garcia: Green catches Jin off the ropes with a powerslam!
Lexi Stone: Back body drop from Green onto Remy but Remy lands on his feet! Green hits the zig zag on Remy!!
Jimmy Garcia: What a flurry of offense from Ziaire!
Lexi Stone: Hotaka with a spinkick but Ziare catches him! He flips up INTO A SITOUT DRIVER!!
Jimmy Garcia: What a manuever!
Lexi Stone: Leno with a big boot knocking Ziaire down!
Jimmy Garcia: Number one was Teo Blaze and number two Serenity Holmes they're STILL in this thing!
Lexi Stone: Lissie Hope at 3 is too!
Jimmy Garcia: Then, Addy A at 14, Leno, Remy at 16! Jessie Lee, Jin Min-jun, Bryan Blaze and Hotaka with Ziaire Green!
Lexi Stone: Number 22 is a comin'!
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**-- #22 Kieran King --**
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHHH MY GOD!!
Lexi Stone: LOOK WHO IT IS!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE FORMER XWF CHAMPION!! HE RETIRED IN 2010 AAFTER WINNING EVERY MAJOR TITLE BELT!
Lexi Stone: HES BACK NOW AND HERE HE IS MAKING HIS DEBUT IN CRUISERHAVOC!
Jimmy Garcia: HE SPRINGBOARDS IN WITH A HURRICANRANA ON HOTAKA!!
Lexi Stone: KING AND TEO ARE NOW GOING AT IT! KING WITH A
Jimmy Garcia: King ducks underneath Remy, swings around and DDT ON TO REMY!!
Lexi Stone: Kieran King SHOWING OUT here on the 100th episode of CruiserClash! We're live on Paramount+ and this is CruiserHavoc 5!
Jimmy Garcia: The winner getting the big gold, the Cruiserweight Championship! The top women finisher will also be Womens Champion! Someone can walk out with two titles here!
Lexi Stone: And theres the sirens on the stage, when we hear that noise, the first two superstars to eliminate someone will be the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie hits a kick on King! SHES GOING FOR THE CROWN OF THORNS!
Lexi Stone: KING SWINGS OUT OF IT WITH A SPINNING NECKBREAKER!
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**-- #23 Roddy Zalez --**
Jimmy Garcia: And here comes Roddy! Roddy swinging into the ring and ALREADY A DROPKICK ON KING!
Lexi Stone: Roddy with a springboard CUTTER ON BRANDON LENO!
Jimmy Garcia: Addy and Lissie have Serenity in the corner! She's STILL in the ring! She entered at number two! Lissie was right after her at 3!
Lexi Stone: Jessie Lee has Roddy up and PUT right down into a backbreaker!
Jimmy Garcia: The ring is filling up with superstars! There are 13 wrestlers in there!
Lexi Stone: Hotaka with a crossbody on King!!
Jimmy Garcia: TEO HAS JIN ON THE ROPES! JIN TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!!
Lexi Stone: GREEN IS COMING OVER TO HELP!!
Jimmy Garcia: Lee is breaking them up!! Jessie Lee saves Jin!! Wow!
Lexi Stone: She knows the key to survive is to have at least one friend here! It can't hurt!
Jimmy Garcia: Plus we're winding down here, we have to assume that Tag Team siren will blare any minute!
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**-- #24 JC Keeton --**
Jimmy Garcia: WOOOOWWWWW LOOK WHO IT IS!! HE MAIN EVENTED ON THE FIRST EPISODE OF CRUISERCLASH!!
Lexi Stone: THE FORMER CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!! BACK IN 2020 HE HELD THE BIG GOLD!
Jimmy Garcia: AND HERE HE IS ON THE 100th EPISODE!! HE SLIDES IN WITH A QUICK POWERSLAM ON ZIAIRE GREEN! ANOTHER ONE ON RODDY!
Lexi Stone: ANOTHER POWERSLAM ON BRYAN BLAZE! ANOTHER ONE ON REMY!!
Jimmy Garcia: KEETON HAS POWERSLAMS FOR DAAAYYYSS!!
Lexi Stone: Leno pops Roddy up INTO A POWERBOMB RIGHT ON TOP OF TEO!!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS GETTING NUTS! THE RING IS FULL AND #25 IS ON THE WA-
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Jimmy Garcia: THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM TITLES ARE UP FOR GRABS!!
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Lexi Stone: AND HERE COMES NUMBER TWENTY FIVE!
**-- #25 Murdo Rayne --**
Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES MURDO AND HE SLIDES RIGHT IN! AND LOOK AT EVERYONE! EVERYONE TRYING TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE!
Lexi Stone: LISSIE AND ADDY HAVE TEO ON THE ROPES!! JIN AND JESSIE HAVE REMY ON THE ROPES!
Jimmy Garcia: THEY'RE HANGING ON!! THIS IS INSANE!! MURDO LIFTS UP BRANDON LENO!!
Lexi Stone: HE THROWS HIM OVER!! LENO IS GONE!
Jimmy Garcia: LENO IS HANGING ON! LENO IS HANGING ON! BOTH FEET MUST HIT THE FLOOR! LENO IS ROLLING BACK IN UNDER THE ROPES!
Lexi Stone: OH NO OH NO ADDY!! ADDY IS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHERE DID SERENITY HOLMES COME FROM?!
Lexi Stone: LISSIE IS HANGING ON TO ADDY! SHE HAS HER!! SHES PULLING HER BACK UP!!
Jimmy Garcia: HOTAKA AND BRYAN BLAZE ARE GOING TIT FOR TAT! BLAZE WITH A KICK! HOTAKA WITH A FOREARM!
Lexi Stone: JC KEETON WITH A SUPERKICK ON RODDY!!
Jimmy Garcia: ZIAIRE GREEN WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON RODDY NOW TOO!! AND HES UP AND OVER!!
Lexi Stone: OH MY GOD!! ZIAIRE GREEN JUST ELIMINATED RODDY!!
Jimmy Garcia: ZIAIRE GREEN IS A CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!
Lexi Stone: LOOK OUT MURDO HAS LISSIE ON THE ROPES!! ADDY WITH A FOREARM TO HIS BACK THOUGH! MAKING THE SAVE!
Jimmy Garcia: LENO WITH A CROSSBODY ON JESSIE LEE! SHE THROWS LENO OVER!!
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Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES NUMBER 26 BUT LENO IS BARELY HANGING ON!!
**-- #26 Maylis Malpais --**
Jimmy Garcia: LENO WITH A BACK ELBOW ON LEE AND HE STANDS UP ON THE APRON!
Lexi Stone: MAYLIS SLIDES IN AND CHARGES AT LENO AND KNOCKS HIM OFF THE APRON!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! SHE DID IT!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Lexi Stone: WE HAVE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! HOW THE HELL DID MAYLIS JUST DO THAT! IN HER DEBUT IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS SHE JUST WON A TITLE!
Jimmy Garcia: ZIAIRE GREEN AND MAYLIS MALPAIS ARE THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND I DONT THINK ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL THAT WITHOUT COPY AND PASTE!
Lexi Stone: Maylis turning around AND SPEAR!! LISSIE HOPE WITH A SPEAR!!
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE HOPE IS ALL FIRED UP!! A KICK ON KEETON! SHE WRAPS THE ARMS AND CROWN OF THORNS!!
Lexi Stone: HE STUMBLES UP AND LISSIE THROWS HIM OVER!! LISSIE HOPE ELIMINATED KEETON!!
Jimmy Garcia: JIN WITH A KI- NOPE!! LISSIE WITH A SPEAR!! JIN STUMBLES UP!!
Lexi Stone: AND A LISSIE HOPE CLOTHESLINE KNOCKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! HES GONE!
Jimmy Garcia: JESSIE LEE WITH A HEAD OF STEAM AND LISSIE BACK BODY DROPS HER OVER TOO! THREE ELIMINATIONS FOR THE BIG DAWG LISSIE HOPE!
Lexi Stone: LISSIE WITH A CROWN OF THORNS ON KIERAN KING!!
Jimmy Garcia: KING IS LIFTED UP AND THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE GONE!
Lexi Stone: FOUR ELIMINATIONS FOR LISSIE HOPE!
Jimmy Garcia: AND TEO BLAZE WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH ON LISSIE HOPE!!
Lexi Stone: Addy is up and just threw Teo into the corner WAIT WHO IS THAT?!
Jimmy Garcia: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!
Lexi Stone: THEY JUST THREW ADDY OVER THE TOP ROPE!! ADDY IS GONE AND ITS .. ITS..
Jimmy Garcia: BRUCE CHEEKS! BRUCE CHEEKS JUST THREW ADDY OVER THE TOP ROPE CAN HE EVEN DO THAT?!
Lexi Stone: AND CHEEKS IS OUTTA HERE! THAT THONG WEARIN FATTY IS GONE AND HE JUST ELIMINATED ADDY!!
(Addy finished in the top 8 but this was a story placement)
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Jimmy Garcia: Number 27 OOOHHHHH
**-- #27 Lionel Hurton --**
Lexi Stone: Lionel rushing to the aide of Murdo immediately, they did NOT have a chance to regain their Cruiserweight Tag Team titles here tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Serenity with a kick on Hotaka! She turns him around and lifts him up!!
Lexi Stone: He front rolls forward AND PUTS SERENITY INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!
Jimmy Garcia: REMY WITH A CODEBREAKER ON HOTAKA!
Lexi Stone: ZIAIRE GREEN WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF REMYS HEAD BUT MAYLIS WITH A FRONT FACE BUSTER ON REMY TOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Starting to show chemistry, maybe?!
Lexi Stone: Bryan Blaze is lifted up by the Dreamers and they're trying to throw him over! Lionel and Murdo working together! You know damn well they're going to protect Dorian Bateman when he enters at #30!
Jimmy Garcia: Speaking of! Number 28 is on the way in seconds!
Lexi Stone: Bryan Blaze has got himself out of harms way and is back in the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze and Serenity Holmes entered at 1 and 2! Lissie at 3! Remy, Bryan Blaze, Hotaka, Ziaire Green and Maylis are still in!
Lexi Stone: Then the Dreamers and here comes number 28!
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**-- #28 Kitsumi --**
Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES THE ONLY REMAINING DIRGE SUPERSTAR THAT CAN WIN A TITLE HERE TONIGHT!
Lexi Stone: Kitsumi springboards in and hits a crossbody taking down Remy, Ziaire Green and Bryan Blaze!! What a manuever!
Jimmy Garcia: Kitsumi gets up and hits a STIFF superkick to Hotaka! She jumps back with a DEL OL' SOL CUTTER ON HOTAKA!
Lexi Stone: SHES BUSTING OUT ALL THE GOOD MOVES HERE!
Jimmy Garcia: KITSUMI SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO A 180..
Lexi Stone: VTRIGGER KNEE FROM SERENITY HOLMES AND HOLY MY GOD SERENITY JUST PUT KITSUMI DOWN!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! KITSUMI IS ROLLING AROUND ON THE CANVAS!
Lexi Stone: Serenity picking up Lissie by the hair and dragging her to the corner, she's stomping away on Lissie!
Jimmy Garcia: Look at the replay here, Serenity just PUTS KITSUMI DOWN..
Lexi Stone: The Dreamers have Remy up and have put him on the turnbuckles!! Lionel and Murdo are trying to eliminate Remy!
Jimmy Garcia: This is madness and we're down to the final two entries! Who the hell can number 29 be?!
Lexi Stone: We know Dorian Batemen is 30!
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**--"Killed By Death" hits the PA system --**
** -- #29 Z-Mac --**
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT THE HELL?!
Lexi Stone: THE COKED OUT MAD MAN DRIFTER!! THE HONEY BADGER!!
Jimmy Garcia: FORMER TWO TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPION, FORMER TELEVISION CHAMPION, FORMER CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Lexi Stone: ZMAC IS HERE!! THE SOMETIMES RACIST PROBLEMATIC AND TOXIC SUPERSTAR IS IN CRUISERHAVOC FIVE!!
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC is in! He goes right after Hotaka with a spear taking Hotaka down!!
Lexi Stone: Bryan Blaze picks up Zmac BUT no! Zmac is BITING AT THE FACE OF BRYAN BLAZE!
Jimmy Garcia: Ziaire is picked up onto Zmacs shoulders AND DRIVEN DOWN WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
Lexi Stone: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW! ZMAC IS IN THE GOD DAMN CRUISERHAVOC!
Jimmy Garcia: Everyone is down but the Dreamers! ZMac is looking at the Dreamers!!
Lexi Stone: Zmac could eat them alive! They're pleading with Zmac though! I think they want Zmac on their team!?
Jimmy Garcia: AND THERES THE CLOCK! 10 SECONDS LEFT AND WE KNOW WHO NUMBER THIRTY IS!
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**-- #30 Dorian Bateman --**
Jimmy Garcia: AND DORIAN IMMEDIATELY SLIDES IN AND THE DREAMERS ATTACK ZMAC!! DORIAN CALLING THE SHOTS WITH HIS BOYS!
Lexi Stone: This is CruiserHavoc 5! Ziaire Green and Maylis Malpais are the new Cruiser Tag Team Champions, we still have 4 women left to determine the new Womens Champion!
Jimmy Garcia: And the last one standing will be Cruiserweight Champion! Murdo and Lionel has ZMac up and Dorian orders them to throw him over!! Murdo throws Zmac over the top rope!
Lexi Stone: Oh come on! Not like this! ZMac is eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: KITSUMI AND HOTAKA WITH STRIKES ON THE DREAMERS!
Lexi Stone: A CHOP TO THE BACK OF HOTAKAS LEGS!! DORIAN JUST TOOK HOTAKA DOWN! KITSUMI IS PICKED UP AND SLAMED DOWN ON LIONELS KNEE!
Jimmy Garcia: THE BACKBREAKER AND OH NO!! THEY HAVE KITSUMI!
Lexi Stone: DORIAN CONTINUES CALLING THE SHOTS AND THE DREAMERS JUST ELIMINATED KITSUMI!!
Jimmy Garcia: MURDO WITH TWO ELIMINATIONS AND LIONEL JUST GOT SPEARED!!
Lexi Stone: SERENITY WITH A SPEAR OF HER OWN ON MURDO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian CLOTHESLINED BY TEO! DORIAN IS DOWN!
Lexi Stone: MAYLIS WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH ON LIONEL! SHE SUPLEXES LIONEL UP AND OVER!
Jimmy Garcia: MAYLIS JUST ELIMINATED LIONEL!! ONE OF THE DREAMERS IS GONE!
Lexi Stone: REMY THROWS MAYLIS OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHES IN TROUBLE!
Jimmy Garcia: MAYLIS IS ON THE APRON FIGHTING BACK! A KICK TO REMYS HEAD! MAYLIS SHOOTS IN THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKES DOWN REMY!
Lexi Stone: Lissie with a clothesline on Maylis!! Ziaire is up with a exploder suplex from Hotaka! He's back down!
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian SHOVES HOTAKA BACK AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Lexi Stone: TEO BLAZE THROWS DORIAN OVER TOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: DORIAN AND HOTAKA ARE ON THE APRON! THEY'RE IN TROUBLE!
Lexi Stone: MURDO WITH A STIFF FOREARM ON HOTAKA AND HES GONE!
Jimmy Garcia: BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Lexi Stone: TEO WITH A BACKFIST AND DORIAN JUST CRASHED OFF THE APRON!! HOTAKA WAS ELIMINATED BY MURDO AND TEO ELIMINATED DORIAN BATEMAN!!
Jimmy Garcia: And we're down to the final 8! DORIAN BATEMAN IS GONE! ELIMINATED! HE ENTERED AT 30 AND IS GON!
Lexi Stone: Murdo with a superkick to Teos gut! He just bulldogged Teo down to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: Bryan Blaze with a neckbreaker on Remy!!
Lexi Stone: Lissie and Serenity trade strikes but it's Serenity picking up Lissie and hitting a spinebuster putting her down!
Jimmy Garcia: Maylis has Murdo up on her shoulders! Ziaire helps Murdo crash into the turnbuckles! Another tag team combo move from the newly crowned Tag Team Champions!
Lexi Stone: Maylis picks up Teo! She whips him into the ropes but Teo comes back with a Blazing Knee!
Jimmy Garcia: NO! MAYLIS BLOCKS IT AND CATCHES HIM! SHE HAS THE LEGS AND IS GOING FOR A BOSTON CRAB!
Lexi Stone: Serenity with a clubbing blow to the back of Maylis head!! Maylis goes down!
Jimmy Garcia: Bryan Blaze hits Serenity with a bulldog of his own! Bryan Blaze back in contr-
Lexi Stone: Remy with a forearm! Another forearm! A STUNNER on Bryan Blaze!
Jimmy Garcia: Lissie is up and Remy is picked up by Lissie! Lissie has Remy on the turnbuckles! He's trying to fight out of it!
Lexi Stone: Teo with a dropkick on Murdo! Teo eliminated Dorian earlier and now he's trying to finish off The Dreamers! Teo is looking for that springboard moonsault..
Jimmy Garcia: TEO SPRINGBOARDS BUT MAYLIS WITH A SHOVE FROM BEHIND!! MAYLIS JUST ELIMINATED TEO BLAZE!
Lexi Stone: HOLY SHIT PARDON MY FRENCH BUT TEO BLAZE IS OUT OF HERE!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!
Lexi Stone: ENTERING at number one and he's GONE.. Almost lasted the entire time!
Jimmy Garcia: WAIT WAIT WAIT! REMY JUST ELIMIANTED MAYLIS!! HE JUST THREW HER OVER!
Lexi Stone: MAYLIS MALPAIS HAS BEEN ELIMIANTED!!
Jimmy Garcia: AND ITS DOWN TO THE FINAL SIX!
Lexi Stone: WHO WANTS TO BE CRUISERHAVOC WINNER? WHO WANTS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Jimmy Garcia: Green with a kick on Remy! He's throwing punches in bunches! He whips Remy to the ropes and hits a HUGE back body drop in the middle of the ring!
Lexi Stone: Lissie WITH A SPEAR OF ALL SPEARS ON ZIAIRE GREEN!! MY GOD!!
Jimmy Garcia: Murdo with a kick to the gut of Lissie and a snap DDT! Murdo back in control!
Lexi Stone: Murdo picks up Remy and drags him to the turnbuckles! He lifts him up on the turnbuckles!!
Jimmy Garcia: Remy is not in a good position!! THATS DANGEROUS!!
Lexi Stone: Murdo is climbing up! We looking for a top rope suplex here!
Jimmy Garcia: SERENITY WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO BOTH OF THEM AND THEY FALL OFF THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Lexi Stone: THEY JUST CRASHED OFF!!
Jimmy Garcia: THEY'RE ELIMINATED!!
Lexi Stone: WAIT! REMY IS HANGING ON THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!! HE SAVED HIMSELF BUT SERENITY ELIMINATED MURDO!!
Jimmy Garcia: MURDO IS GONE!!
Lexi Stone: Remy rolls back in but Serenity ducks the next clothesline from Bryan Blaze and hits the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A KNEE TO THE FACE OF BLAZE!! BRYAN BLAZE GOES DOWN!
Lexi Stone: SERENITY SIGNALING FOR THE END!
Jimmy Garcia: AND LISSIE HOPE GRABS HER AND THROWS HER OVER!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!
Lexi Stone: LISSIE HOPE JUST ELIMINATED SERENITY HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE HOPE HAS FIVE ELIMINATIONS.. AND YES!! ITS CONFIRMED! SHE IS THE NEW WOMENS CHAMPION!
Lexi Stone: THIS IS THE MOST INSANE CRUISERHAVO- OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Remy with a 360 lariat putting Lissie DOWN!
Lexi Stone: Remy catches Blaze and hits a dragon screw takedown!
Jimmy Garcia: Green with a kick on Remy!
Lexi Stone: REMY CATCHES THAT TOO!
Jimmy Garcia: GREEN WITH AN ENZIGURI! REMY GOES DOWN!
Lexi Stone: Green is picking up Rem-
Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF GREEN!! ZIAIRE IS WHIPPED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! BLAZE PICKS HIM UP!!
Lexi Stone: AND BLAZE DUMPS HIM OVER!!
Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE JUST ELIMINATED ZIAIRE GREEN!!
Lexi Stone: THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPION IS GONE!
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON BLAZE AND SENDS HIM OVER!!
Lexi Stone: BLAZE IS ON THE APRON!! LISSIE CHARGES AND HITS A FOREARM AND BLAZE IS STILL HANGING ON!!
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE CHARGES ACROSS THE RING!
Lexi Stone: AND REMY PULLS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LISSIE IS GONE!! OH MY GOD!!
Jimmy Garcia: LISSIE JUST GOT ELIMINATED BY REMY!!
Lexi Stone: THE WOMENS CHAMPION WAS JUST STUNNED!! HER FACE TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY!!
Jimmy Garcia: AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!!
Lexi Stone: REMY NOUVEAU OR BRYAN BLAZE WILL WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT WITH THE CRUISERHAVOC WIN!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS CROWD CAN NOT BELIEVE LISSIE HOPE WAS JUST ELIMINATED! IM JUST AS SHOCKED AS ANYONE!
Lexi Stone: WELLLLLLLLLL HERE WE GO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Remy with a kick BUT NO! Blaze catches it! CLOTHESLINE FROM NOVA SCOTIA!!
Lexi Stone: REMY IS DOWN AND OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: REMY IS PICKED UP!! BLAZE THROWS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE!
Lexi Stone: REMY KICKS OUT OF IT! REMY KICKS BACK AND KNOCKS BLAZE BACK! BLAZE CHARGES AT THE ROPES!
Jimmy Garcia: SPRINGBOARD!
Lexi Stone: THE HEATWAVE!! HE GOT IT!
Jimmy Garcia: NO!! REMY DUCKED AND BLAZE CRASHED AND BURNED!!
Lexi Stone: REMY CHARGES AT BLAZE AND HITS THE CURB STOMP!!
Jimmy Garcia: CURBSTOMP ON BLAZE!! REMY FIRES UP IN THE CORNER!!
Lexi Stone: REMY SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS THE NOUVEAU NOIR!!
Jimmy Garcia: BLAZE IS OUT!! BLAZE IS OUT!!
Lexi Stone: REMY PICKS HIM UP!!
Jimmy Garcia: REMY HAS BLAZE UP AND HES WALKING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE!
Lexi Stone: REMY SHOVES BLAZE OVER!
Jimmy Garcia: BLAZE LANDS ON THE APRON!! BLAZE IS ON THE APRON!!
Lexi Stone: REMY IS KICKING AT HIM BUT BLAZE STANDS UP! BLAZE FIRES OFF A SHOT AT REMY!!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS INSANE! REMY IS SO CLOSE! BLAZE IS PUNCHING OUT OF THIS!
Lexi Stone: REMY CHARGES AGAINST THE ROPES!
Jimmy Garcia: AND BLAZE SLINGSHOTS IN WITH A SPEAR AND HE TAKES DOWN REMY!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW INSIDE THE RING!
Lexi Stone: BOTH OF THEM GETTING UP! BOTH OF THEM EXHAUSTED! BOTH OF THEM COULD BE ONE TICK AWAY FROM THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jimmy Garcia: Blaze goes for the Clothesline from Nova Scotia!
Lexi Stone: Remy ducks it!! He shoves Blaze to the ropes and picks him up on his shoulders!
Jimmy Garcia: REMY IS GOING TO DO IT!! HES THROWING BLAZE OVER!
Lexi Stone: NO!! BLAZE SLIPS OUT!! BRYAN BLAZE WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND TO THE GUT OF REMY!!
Jimmy Garcia: BLAZE THROWS REMY OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HES OUT!!
Lexi Stone: NO!! REMY LANDS ON THE APRON!!
Jimmy Garcia: REMY PULLS HIMSELF UP!!
Lexi Stone: BLAZE WITH A SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI KICK FROM INSIDE THE RING!
Jimmy Garcia: HEATWAVE!! DOWN GOES REMY AND ANNNNDDD!
Lexi Stone: REMY IS OUT!! BLAZE HAS DONE IT!!
**-- DING DING DING --**
Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE IS A THREE TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
**-- The crowd begins to boo --**
Lexi Stone: THE CRUISERHAVOC FIVE WINNER IS BRYAN BLAZE!!
Jimmy Garcia: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! THREE TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION IN A SINGLE YEAR!
Lexi Stone: AND LOOK! BIG HARPER IS IN THE RING! THE HERITAGE GET TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT!
Jimmy Garcia: THE 100th EPISODE OF CRUISERCLASH SEES THE HERITAGE STAND TALL!! THE CANADIAN CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! BRYAN BLAZE CELEBRATES HERE TONIGHT!
Lexi Stone: CHRISTMAS DAY COME EARLY FOR NOVA SCOTIA! BRYAN BLAZE IS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT FOR DALLAS, TEXAS! WHAT A NIGHT FOR CRUISERCLASH! HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM US, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!
Lexi Stone: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
**-- We end the show with a shot of Remy on the ramp sitting staring into the ring as confetti begins to fall on Bryan Blaze and Big Harper. Blaze is holding up the Cruiserweight Championship as Harper picks up Blaze on his shoulders. CruiserClash100 fades off the air. --**