Post by Andre Jenson on Dec 18, 2022 8:11:19 GMT -5
Hey folks, narrator here, back once again with a very excited Andre Jenson, who’s running around like a kid at Christmas, because. Well. It’s Christmas. He’s running around because he is practicing his naruto run at home, as you do.
He zooms past his long time friend and housemate Amy, almost comically spinning her. He stops when she shouts.
“Hey, Andre I got some post for you.”
He screeches to a halt and turns to look at her.
“Christmas cards! Love it! Thanks Amy!” He’s full of enthusiasm.
“You seem rather happy today,” she points out.
“Oh I am, and you wanna know why?” He says, eyes twinkling, smile as big as a cheshire cat’s cheshire cat.
“OK, I got 5 minutes, you tell me.”
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year Amy! The snow’s falling, the lights are up, everyone’s there, ready to spend time with one another. It’s a joyous occasion! I love this time of year!”
“Yeah Christmas is pretty special! I love it when we all get together and….”
She stops as Jenson looks at her, brow furrowed as if she’s talking an alien language to her, a distasteful alien language.
“You’re not talking about Christmas are you?” She resigns herself to her fate.
“No.” He says, shaking his head.
“You’re talking about Havoc aren’t you?” She says in fatal realisation.
“Of course! What else would be so wondrous? All of my friends are together in a big ring, with the lights up above us! It’s a Christmas tradition that can’t be beat.
Yes, there are also some of my enemies too, and some people I don’t even know, also some people who are not friends or enemies because I don’t get to spend time with them that often too.
Either way, what better time can we have with each other? What better gift can we give than to spend a night punching, kicking, biting and throwing each other over top ropes! The winner being guaranteed to be Santa at the Christmas party at the end of the year!
And I tell you now, I really, really, really want to be Santa at the Christmas party this year so I’m going to win this time around.
I don’t care who I have to throw over the rope, it could be Teo, it could be Karlie, heck it could be the Champion herself and her Dad! I’m gonna do it, throw them all over the top rope and win. Then I’ll take the belt of Santa or whatever the prize is and I’ll hold it high over my head and give everyone a good Ho Ho Ho. I got the cosplay down to perfection this year! Just you wait.
Damn I’m gonna look forward to this. Everyone will get a present.
Granted for most of them their present will be a fist to the face and being dumped to the outside until BOTH FEET HIT THE FLOOR and they might not like the first stage, BUT imagine their joy when ACTUAL SANTA walks through the door at the Havoc Christmas bash?
Best thing is they won’t know it’s me!
Well they will because I just won Havoc for it to be me, but the costume is that good they won’t think it’s me.”
“I think you completely got the wrong idea for CruiserHavoc Andre...I”
“Well they can dress it up how they want, say it’s for the title blah blah blah, to be honest I wasn’t listening when they made the announcement, I just started thinking about the Santa suit and how great it’ll be to give all my friends and enemies the present of being eliminated from Havoc.
Oh I hope I get a good number, like a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..”
1 minute later.
“28,29,30” He finally concludes.
“So any number basically? Shouldn’t you want one higher so you have more chance of winning”
Jenson looks at her again as if she’s a poodle that was just sick in his shoe.
“Amy, whichever number I pick is the winning number. Now excuse me! I have to do my 12th measurement!”
With that, he sets his position and naruto runs to the tailor workshop.
