Post by Wild Thing on Dec 17, 2022 15:01:53 GMT -5
I roll out of my bed made of branches, a couple pillows I found behind an arena dumpster once and some thick bush. I stand up and hit my morning stretch as it's time for me to vine swing to my first appearance on the main roster, my first opportunity at gold for CruiserClash. I look back at my beautiful wife. She is so pretty. So gorgeous, I hate leaving her but I must, because I am a provider. It's my call of the jungle.
"Dont go. No. Don't go." she says to me. I slide my pants all the way up on my naked body and smile back at her. She sits up and pounds on her chest and stretches. She is a beautiful five foot one 300 pound gorilla. We met when I was cruising through the jungle and was at a low point in my life. I thank her every day for showing me the sunrise and the sunset, the light of my life is thanks to her.
I grab her by her huge palm and then bring her in close. Her morning breath of vegetables and rotten bananas cuts through my nose inhale like a sabre tooth tiger ripping out the guts of a dead zebra. I kiss her on her very hair cheek and pat her on her head. She loves head pats. I tell her that I will be back and hopefully I will have a Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belt or the main one. The major one. The king of the jungle type belt. The Cruiserweight Championship.
She gives me my backpack made of the thickest wild thornberry jungle tree. I strap it to my shoulders and tell her I must go. She says "you are loved. Good luck." I thank her and I grab a hold of our home vine swing and swing away.
I will win CruiserClash 100th' episode of CruiserHavoc. It's time I go from just a jungle boy to a jungle man and I show everyone what I'm capable of doing. Plus, I want to raise little Wild Thing babies one day and I'm going to need to win to do that!
"Dont go. No. Don't go." she says to me. I slide my pants all the way up on my naked body and smile back at her. She sits up and pounds on her chest and stretches. She is a beautiful five foot one 300 pound gorilla. We met when I was cruising through the jungle and was at a low point in my life. I thank her every day for showing me the sunrise and the sunset, the light of my life is thanks to her.
I grab her by her huge palm and then bring her in close. Her morning breath of vegetables and rotten bananas cuts through my nose inhale like a sabre tooth tiger ripping out the guts of a dead zebra. I kiss her on her very hair cheek and pat her on her head. She loves head pats. I tell her that I will be back and hopefully I will have a Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belt or the main one. The major one. The king of the jungle type belt. The Cruiserweight Championship.
She gives me my backpack made of the thickest wild thornberry jungle tree. I strap it to my shoulders and tell her I must go. She says "you are loved. Good luck." I thank her and I grab a hold of our home vine swing and swing away.
I will win CruiserClash 100th' episode of CruiserHavoc. It's time I go from just a jungle boy to a jungle man and I show everyone what I'm capable of doing. Plus, I want to raise little Wild Thing babies one day and I'm going to need to win to do that!
