Post by The Golden Idolo on Dec 16, 2022 15:19:43 GMT -5
"The Rose has arrived… Get my good side, Paco!"
The camera swings into view of the delectable Vandalia Valdez, the Desert Rose herself, dressed in a tight fitting pair of red Fabletics leggings and a matching sports bra. She lies on a white leather couch and her eyes peer deep into the hearts and souls of the Action Wrestling faithful.
"Hola, Action Wrestling, it is your Desert Rose showing off this hot combination of sports top and yoga pants from Fabletics, it’s Muoy Caliente… But you haven’t got the chance to witness such beauty with all those ring rats running around CruiserClash acting like they’re afraid of a Brazilian Blowout…”
V smirks at the camera.
“Let me, let you in on a little secret, the Jill Park’s, the Karlie Nash’s, the Azurine’s, or the Aphriya Adler’s of the world… IT is okay to look like a Million bucks while you’re fighting in that ring and maybe if you put more effort into it, you’d be seen as actual STARS in the industry, instead of being gatekeepers to those who are born to surpass every little thing you’ve ever done in this industry…”
V waves at the camera.
“Yeah, that’s me, sweeties. Jill Park, you’re fierce in that ring and you’ve done wonders for the Women’s Championship and the United States Championship… It is time for you to move on and focus on that U.S. title and let a REAL woman represent that woman’s championship. I carried the New Blood Wrestling Woman’s Division on my back and it’s only defunct because we allowed a MAN to ruin it all for us. I can see a brighter future here at Action Wrestling, that’s why I came here and I’m not shy to lean into my womanly ways. Who runs the world, Jill? GIRLS and to be a Girl Boss is all the rage, is it not? I think taking that Women’s title off your shoulder would be a nice step in the right direction for The Desert Rose…”
V pumps the brakes.
“What, all of you think I’m entering CruiserHavoc for the Cruiserweight Championship? Pssh, I’ll leave Lazo to his dream of Gold, I want to do more by representing the women of this company, unlike the likes of Lissie Hope has made the world believe a woman is capable of. She’s a mess and I’d gladly say it to her ugly face as well.”
V stands up and Paco follows her as she grabs a bottle of Patron and pours it into a glass with ice.
“I’m something the Action Wrestling faithful didn’t know they were missing, but after CruiserHavoc, I guarantee they will know exactly what I bring to this company. You want someone who will turn heads? I’m your girl. You want someone who will steal the spotlight? I’m your girl. You want someone who knows what it means to sacrifice for her Familia? I’m your girl. And if you’re looking for someone to carry an entire division on her back? Then you won’t find a girl who does it better than ME. People talk about reaching for that brass ring, well I’m ripping it off and I’m running with it. Joey Bunga, hold onto because you may think these other signings you made were all the rage, but I’m about to give you the biggest return on investment that you’ve ever had!”
V chugs the Patron back and wipes her mouth off with the back of her hand.
“This goes out to all of my fellow CruiserHavoc participants… You mess with the Desert Rose and you’ll get the thorns… I didn’t come to Action Wrestling to play nice and pretend like sharing the ring with any, one of you is something special. You are all below me and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll realize Mami’s Home where she rightfully belongs. I’m going to show mi mija, what Mami wants, Mami GETS and I WANT that Women’s Championship. Jill Park, shine it up and get it professionally cleaned, because when it’s around my waist, it’s going to be PRICELESS.”
V winks at the camera.
“Paco, cut that shit and send it off, NO FILTER.”
The camera swings into view of the delectable Vandalia Valdez, the Desert Rose herself, dressed in a tight fitting pair of red Fabletics leggings and a matching sports bra. She lies on a white leather couch and her eyes peer deep into the hearts and souls of the Action Wrestling faithful.
"Hola, Action Wrestling, it is your Desert Rose showing off this hot combination of sports top and yoga pants from Fabletics, it’s Muoy Caliente… But you haven’t got the chance to witness such beauty with all those ring rats running around CruiserClash acting like they’re afraid of a Brazilian Blowout…”
V smirks at the camera.
“Let me, let you in on a little secret, the Jill Park’s, the Karlie Nash’s, the Azurine’s, or the Aphriya Adler’s of the world… IT is okay to look like a Million bucks while you’re fighting in that ring and maybe if you put more effort into it, you’d be seen as actual STARS in the industry, instead of being gatekeepers to those who are born to surpass every little thing you’ve ever done in this industry…”
V waves at the camera.
“Yeah, that’s me, sweeties. Jill Park, you’re fierce in that ring and you’ve done wonders for the Women’s Championship and the United States Championship… It is time for you to move on and focus on that U.S. title and let a REAL woman represent that woman’s championship. I carried the New Blood Wrestling Woman’s Division on my back and it’s only defunct because we allowed a MAN to ruin it all for us. I can see a brighter future here at Action Wrestling, that’s why I came here and I’m not shy to lean into my womanly ways. Who runs the world, Jill? GIRLS and to be a Girl Boss is all the rage, is it not? I think taking that Women’s title off your shoulder would be a nice step in the right direction for The Desert Rose…”
V pumps the brakes.
“What, all of you think I’m entering CruiserHavoc for the Cruiserweight Championship? Pssh, I’ll leave Lazo to his dream of Gold, I want to do more by representing the women of this company, unlike the likes of Lissie Hope has made the world believe a woman is capable of. She’s a mess and I’d gladly say it to her ugly face as well.”
V stands up and Paco follows her as she grabs a bottle of Patron and pours it into a glass with ice.
“I’m something the Action Wrestling faithful didn’t know they were missing, but after CruiserHavoc, I guarantee they will know exactly what I bring to this company. You want someone who will turn heads? I’m your girl. You want someone who will steal the spotlight? I’m your girl. You want someone who knows what it means to sacrifice for her Familia? I’m your girl. And if you’re looking for someone to carry an entire division on her back? Then you won’t find a girl who does it better than ME. People talk about reaching for that brass ring, well I’m ripping it off and I’m running with it. Joey Bunga, hold onto because you may think these other signings you made were all the rage, but I’m about to give you the biggest return on investment that you’ve ever had!”
V chugs the Patron back and wipes her mouth off with the back of her hand.
“This goes out to all of my fellow CruiserHavoc participants… You mess with the Desert Rose and you’ll get the thorns… I didn’t come to Action Wrestling to play nice and pretend like sharing the ring with any, one of you is something special. You are all below me and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll realize Mami’s Home where she rightfully belongs. I’m going to show mi mija, what Mami wants, Mami GETS and I WANT that Women’s Championship. Jill Park, shine it up and get it professionally cleaned, because when it’s around my waist, it’s going to be PRICELESS.”
V winks at the camera.
“Paco, cut that shit and send it off, NO FILTER.”
