Post by Nate Krelle on Dec 7, 2022 6:34:46 GMT -5
*Nate Krelle is half way through talking with Jim Bob on the Efed Business Podcast when he is suddenly asked about signing with Action Wrestling*
Nate - You know what, as far as the company is concerned, I couldn’t give a damn where I am, who Im signed to, who Im facing etc. The main thing for me is to create headlines and back up every F’in word I say. We get into this business to be the best. Whatever people perceive the term ‘the best’ to mean is up to them. But for me, personally, I lace up these boots to be the top guy, not only in one particular brand but in the whole of the business.
I was told no so many times at try outs. Nobody laid out a red carpet for me to walk on. So you know what I did. I did things my way. I hurt people, I won championships and put my name in peoples mouths.
I bloodied up anybody who wanted to put me back to the bottom. But thats poetiks justice isn’t it. I then walked on my own rolled out red carpet, albeit a blood stained one
*Podcast host nods his head whilst his eyes look away from the camera*
Jim Bob - So you’re debut is coming up. A triple threat against Niobe Martin and James Payne. How are you feeling about this particular match up?
*Nate smirks and laughs to himself, stroking his beard in a slow Anvil Neidhart type motion*
Nate - How do I feel about it? How do I feel about what? Being put in a ring with 2 people that have done next to nothing? Lets start with one half of The Heritage James Payne. Hell has anybody even heard from this guy since the summer? I know he lost on Clash embarrassingly quickly a couple of weeks ago so going by that I can’t say I’m feeling much towards James.
OK, so he has a great physique and a bad ass looking tag partner but that doesn’t mean sh*t to me. He’s nowhere near my level. And even if he did by some miracle land a punch on me, it wouldn’t make any difference, because Ive got brass balls and a chin made of steel baby. Come this Monday at Clash you may as well show this doofus the door.
*Nate take a sip of water as the Jim Bob pushes his glasses back on to his face with a shocked look on his face*
Jim Bob - I think thats undermining James Payne a bit, but what about Niobe Martin. She’s hot off the back of a win on Clash
Nate - Undermining? Undermining? Im a pro wrestler from the underground leagues, that makes me undermined never mind him! Do not think for one little solitary second that I will be complacent against this guy. This is my freaking debut and I’m out to make a statement.
To answer your other boring and quite frankly, predicted question. Let me talk about Triple M - Miss Moaning Martin.
*Jim Bob puts his hand to his face and looks concerned about what Nate is about to say*
Ive been watching these clips on the inter-web. I’ve heard people talking about her potential, I’ve sat and bored myself to death watching her matches - if you can call her last match a match. Rey Rey may as well have just stayed in the back. Hit with the hallucination and that was a wrap!
Billy Boy on commentary said after that match that Niobe now has momentum following her win against Rey Jaguar. Well let me tell you something about momentum.. Momentum SHIFTS! And standing in front of her at Clash will be an actual opponent who will push her to her limits! An actual pro wrestler and not just a hallucination who she can wipe the floor with in 30 seconds!
She sits there and talks about how she thought she’d be higher up the card. Talk about being F’in entitled! What has she done to deserve that spot? She’s nothing but a fraud.
Jim Bob - Wow wow calm d…
Nate - No F you! What has she done to deserve that spot? Moaning Martin had a shot at the Television Championship not too long and blew it! She choked in the biggest match of her short AW career. Now in my eyes she’s now entitled ... without a title?!
FACTS ARE THREATENING TO THOSE INVESTED IN FRAUD!
*Nate composes himself before carrying on*
Nate - Guys like me take those opportunities and succeed.
See people seem to forget just who the hell I am. Im the F’in Anti Trend, no matter the promotion, company, country whatever, I swear to God I couldn’t care less where I am or who I wrestle. Nate Krelle always ends up running the show.
*Nate stands up from his chair and moves closer to the camera*
Nate - You know whats special about The Anti Trend Nate Krelle? You can put me anywhere on that card and I’ll make that spot special. I know the cost of living these days are bad for some of you low life’s, so you could put me in a freaking dark match and people would still just be talking about how Im the best damn pro wrestler on this god forsaken planet!
*Nate takes off his headphones and throws them away*
Nate - Miss Moaning Martin … James Payne … See you at Clash
*Nate walks off set and Jim Bob looks mighty pleased with the interview he just got*
Jim Bob - Did we get it?
*A voice from behind the camera say's 'we got it all'. Jim Bob claps his hands and says 'Thats a wrap' as the screen fades to black you can hear Jim Bob laughing saying 'He just went off like a bottle of pop*
Nate - You know what, as far as the company is concerned, I couldn’t give a damn where I am, who Im signed to, who Im facing etc. The main thing for me is to create headlines and back up every F’in word I say. We get into this business to be the best. Whatever people perceive the term ‘the best’ to mean is up to them. But for me, personally, I lace up these boots to be the top guy, not only in one particular brand but in the whole of the business.
I was told no so many times at try outs. Nobody laid out a red carpet for me to walk on. So you know what I did. I did things my way. I hurt people, I won championships and put my name in peoples mouths.
I bloodied up anybody who wanted to put me back to the bottom. But thats poetiks justice isn’t it. I then walked on my own rolled out red carpet, albeit a blood stained one
*Podcast host nods his head whilst his eyes look away from the camera*
Jim Bob - So you’re debut is coming up. A triple threat against Niobe Martin and James Payne. How are you feeling about this particular match up?
*Nate smirks and laughs to himself, stroking his beard in a slow Anvil Neidhart type motion*
Nate - How do I feel about it? How do I feel about what? Being put in a ring with 2 people that have done next to nothing? Lets start with one half of The Heritage James Payne. Hell has anybody even heard from this guy since the summer? I know he lost on Clash embarrassingly quickly a couple of weeks ago so going by that I can’t say I’m feeling much towards James.
OK, so he has a great physique and a bad ass looking tag partner but that doesn’t mean sh*t to me. He’s nowhere near my level. And even if he did by some miracle land a punch on me, it wouldn’t make any difference, because Ive got brass balls and a chin made of steel baby. Come this Monday at Clash you may as well show this doofus the door.
*Nate take a sip of water as the Jim Bob pushes his glasses back on to his face with a shocked look on his face*
Jim Bob - I think thats undermining James Payne a bit, but what about Niobe Martin. She’s hot off the back of a win on Clash
Nate - Undermining? Undermining? Im a pro wrestler from the underground leagues, that makes me undermined never mind him! Do not think for one little solitary second that I will be complacent against this guy. This is my freaking debut and I’m out to make a statement.
To answer your other boring and quite frankly, predicted question. Let me talk about Triple M - Miss Moaning Martin.
*Jim Bob puts his hand to his face and looks concerned about what Nate is about to say*
Ive been watching these clips on the inter-web. I’ve heard people talking about her potential, I’ve sat and bored myself to death watching her matches - if you can call her last match a match. Rey Rey may as well have just stayed in the back. Hit with the hallucination and that was a wrap!
Billy Boy on commentary said after that match that Niobe now has momentum following her win against Rey Jaguar. Well let me tell you something about momentum.. Momentum SHIFTS! And standing in front of her at Clash will be an actual opponent who will push her to her limits! An actual pro wrestler and not just a hallucination who she can wipe the floor with in 30 seconds!
She sits there and talks about how she thought she’d be higher up the card. Talk about being F’in entitled! What has she done to deserve that spot? She’s nothing but a fraud.
Jim Bob - Wow wow calm d…
Nate - No F you! What has she done to deserve that spot? Moaning Martin had a shot at the Television Championship not too long and blew it! She choked in the biggest match of her short AW career. Now in my eyes she’s now entitled ... without a title?!
FACTS ARE THREATENING TO THOSE INVESTED IN FRAUD!
*Nate composes himself before carrying on*
Nate - Guys like me take those opportunities and succeed.
See people seem to forget just who the hell I am. Im the F’in Anti Trend, no matter the promotion, company, country whatever, I swear to God I couldn’t care less where I am or who I wrestle. Nate Krelle always ends up running the show.
*Nate stands up from his chair and moves closer to the camera*
Nate - You know whats special about The Anti Trend Nate Krelle? You can put me anywhere on that card and I’ll make that spot special. I know the cost of living these days are bad for some of you low life’s, so you could put me in a freaking dark match and people would still just be talking about how Im the best damn pro wrestler on this god forsaken planet!
*Nate takes off his headphones and throws them away*
Nate - Miss Moaning Martin … James Payne … See you at Clash
*Nate walks off set and Jim Bob looks mighty pleased with the interview he just got*
Jim Bob - Did we get it?
*A voice from behind the camera say's 'we got it all'. Jim Bob claps his hands and says 'Thats a wrap' as the screen fades to black you can hear Jim Bob laughing saying 'He just went off like a bottle of pop*
