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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:53:36 GMT -5
We pan around the arena at a sold out crowd but before a single thing can kick off.. The lights in the arena go out, and there is a very heavy pause that runs in the air, exacerbated by the uneasy murmur of the crowd. Then, suddenly, a blazing neon-red Anarchy symbol swims up onto the Tron, accompanied by the opening riff of "Mainlining Murder" by Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, and, backlit from behind by a hellish glare from the stage, ready for war. His expression is more intense and focused than ever. His DIY vest hangs from his shoulders, and he has combat boots, camo pants, and war paint smeared under his eyes. From his left hand, by the strap, dangles the familiar Hardcore title belt. And in his right, is clenched his crowbar. Chris Avery: We're starting off with the man who was in the main event of Turmoil for the second year in a row, and came up short in a match of the year candidate against Spencer Adams... but Billy, we have to remind everyone that Downfall is NOT the Hardcore Champion!Billy: Do you want him to hear you saying EITHER of those things right now, he's definitely not in the mood to hear reason!Downfall's chest heaves for a second, and his searing eyes fix on the ring. Laying the crowbar on his neck and shoulder he makes his way to the ring, fired up, sliding in and immediately going over, snatching a mic out of the hand of an attendant, and stomping around the ring. Downfall: I'm not here to talk about Turmoil. About Spencer Adams, or the Wrestler of the Year. The only thing I want to address......He holds the Hardcore title belt up, staring at it fixatedly, with a malicious sneer. Downfall: Is this title, and it's "holder".He turns, that same snarl crossing his face as he looks at the ramp. Downfall: Corey Black... you spewed a lot of dumb shit out of your mouth at the start of that night, my friend... And you've done a lot to erode whatever goodwill or respect I once had for you... And if you want to shrug off an attack that left you so helpless, such a shambled wreck that you basically had to beg a doctor to let you walk down the ramp and face Sam Kidsgrove, as a bitch move, and stealing your Hardcore title belt, as a bitch move... that's your right...His voice is thick with fury and contempt. Downfall: But the absolute dumbest thing you said was demanding that I walk down here and hand you this belt back. Well Corey, I have a counter proposal... why don't YOU bring your bitch ass down this ramp, step over --He lays the Hardcore title belt out in front of him, delivering a line in the sand. Downfall: -- THIS line... And take it from me. Unless you just wanna sit in the back, and communicate with pretty pictures and graphics on that piece of shit Tron every week.The crowd goes apeshit as Corey Black walks out from the backstage area, storming out in his street clothes of gray joggers and high top Adidas shoes, his music not even playing, he books it straight for the ring! Billy: OH HERE WE GO!Black immediately slides through the ropes and plows into Downfall with a spear that is more akin to a rough football tackle, taking him down and immediately unloading on him with such a furious assault of rights and lefts that Downfall is barely able to cover up. Corey Black, in such a fury, begins unloading a series of stone elbow shots to Downfall, beating him senseless. Black gets up and pulls Downfall up, stripping the DIY vest part-way off his back and hitting him with knee strikes and elbows, leaving Downfall stumbling on spaghetti legs. Chris Avery: COREY BLACK UNLOADING ON DOWNFALL! GIVING HIM A FURIOUS RECEIPT FOR THAT ATTACK A FEW WEEKS AGO!He begins repeatedly hammering Downfall over the back of the head, and then he gives him a knee to the face. Black continues clubbing Downfall over the back of his head. He hooks Downfall and starts going for a Burning Hammer, but Downfall slides off and nails Black with an elbow shot of his own. Black stumbles backwards a few steps. Downfall back up to the opposite ropes himself. As Black comes back, he is met by Downfall, who knocks into him with a huge shoulder block. Black goes stumbling out and he falls through the ropes to the outside. Downfall screams something to the crowd and follows him out into the aisle. Downfall slams Black's head off the apron with force. Black goes staggering down the aisle, trying to keep his footing. Downfall clubs him over the back a few times, and then he lifts Black up in a press slam position and drops him face first across the steel guardrail. Black goes flying back, and he holds his face in pain. Downfall stalks after him, an enraged expression on his face. He goes to lift Black up, but Black knees him in the groin. Downfall drops down, holding his groin, and Corey Black grips his throat, trying to catch his breath, and then he looks over at Downfall, pissed off all over again, and rises up, going over to kick Downfall in the ribs. Downfall flops over, rolling around and groaning, and Black lifts Downfall up, walking him by the back of his head and going to drag Downfall up the stage towards the ramp. Chris Avery: These two have fought all around the ring, and now Black is dragging Downfall up the ramp!! Where is this going to end up??They walk to the top of the ramp, and then Black looks ready to hurl Downfall over the side of the ramp! He grip's Downfall's head, walks him over to the steel structure of the Jumbotron, and bounces Downfall's head off of it. Downfall stumbles back and Black grips him again, bouncing his head off the Tron. Downfall shakes the cobwebs out of his head. Black backs up, and he goes charging towards Downfall. However, Downfall catches him with a clothesline, nearly taking his head off and halting his charge. Downfall snarls at Black, lifts him up on his shoulder in powerslam position, and then he charges forward, ramming Black face first into the Tron structure. Chris Avery: Black's face just got used as a proverbial battering ram!!Billy: This is nothing more than a simple fight!!Downfall drops Black to the stage. Black tries to crawl away as he catches his breath. Downfall walks after him, and he lifts Black up. He hooks his head in position, then lifts Black up and slams him hard onto the ramp with a powerbomb. Black screams and arches his back, but Downfall holds on to his legs. He goes to lift Corey back up, but Corey is able to pull off a sloppy hurricanrana and throw them both over onto the steel mesh of the stage. Both men arch their backs, groaning in pain and taking a few moments to sell the rough beating they've both taken in this thus far. Finally, they get to their feet, precariously standing in wobbly fashion on the edge. However, Corey Black, eyes opening up wide, takes a running start and gives Downfall almost a Lou Thesz press that takes them both off the stage!! The crowd erupts as both men are down and out, having crashed into a stack of equipment boxes and knocked them over!! The crowd erupts in a HOLY SHIT! Chris Avery: Corey Black brought the fight to Downfall! He drove them both off the stage!!After a few moments, Black sits up, and the crowd is going insane over the tumble over the side of the stage. Black looks at Downfall, holding his backside, as Downfall appears to be out cold. Both men are laid in the wreckage of the broken part of the stage. Black slowly picks himself up, as referees start coming out to check on Downfall... who is starting to stir and move around as well. Chris Avery: UNBELIEVABLE!!Billy: If I had seen anybody else get knocked off the stage and take a fall like that, I'd believe they were out of commission! But these two are still trying to get to their feet!!Chris Avery: The hatred between these two is running deep, pushing them to a breaking point!!Downfall, crawling out of the stacks of equipment boxes and trying to be assisted by referees, crawls towards Corey Black, who is back on his feet. With fury pumping through his limbs, Black kicks Downfall in the side, making him roll over onto his back. Several referees try to hold Corey Black back and get in his way, but he is in pure vengeance mode and pushes his way past referees. Downfall, holding his midsection and gritting his teeth, is getting back to his feet as well, using referees to hold himself up, but he shoves a referee out of his way also. Then, Corey Black runs in and nails him in the back of the head with the Beheading elbow, running through Downfall!! Chris Avery: BEHEADING!!Billy: After that vicious attack with the crowbar a few weeks ago, I didn't think just a slap to the face would be an appropriate escalation, but man, Black is unloading on him here!Black slides in, hooks an arm around the head of Downfall and keeps punching, laying mounted punches to the forehead of the dazed and possibly barely conscious Downfall. Trainers are trying to pull Black off, to little success, and Downfall feebly tries to cover up. Finally, a tangle of arms wrap around Black, kicking and flailing his arms, trying to pull him away as he continues trying to fight Downfall. Corey Black: THIS ISN'T OVER, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHERE WE HAVE TO DO THIS!!The crowd of security and trainers pulling Black away moves him back up the ramp as referees are helping Downfall to his feet.... but then, his eyes open up with fury, and all of the pain is forgotten in an instant, the frenzied Bad Wolf shakes off the punishment dished out on him. Angry and in a fit of pique he hurls a referee away from him to go rolling down the ramp, and Downfall begins limping up the ramp himself. Finally, he gathers his bearings enough to break into a run... And JUMP ON THE KNOT OF SECURITY AND TRAINERS HOLDING COREY BLACK!! Chris Avery: Now Downfall is coming for Black!!Billy: Both of these men are out of their got dang minds!!Black's arms are still pinned so he can't fight back effectively. Downfall is giving him punishing shot after punishing shot to the face while the security guys are still holding Black, trying to keep him away. Finally, more stage hands catch up to Downfall and pull his arms back. Downfall struggles, shouting for them to let go. For a moment, the two combatants stare at each other, eye to eye, as about five men on each side hold them back. Corey Black is the first to break through the swarm, kicking loose and he wades into the dogpile on Downfall. The crowd is going crazy with a "THIS IS AWESOME" chant, and also exhorting the security and stage hands to "LET THEM FIGHT". Chris Avery: The bad blood between these two men is igniting into a war!Corey Black is finally pulled off and restrained face first on the ramp. Beefy security guys are pinning him down, and EMTS, trainers and security are all trying to move Downfall away. "LET GO OF ME!" Black shouts, bucking like a demonically possessed bronco. Downfall also tries to pull himself loose, but he's being ushered away. Billy: I can't believe what we're witnessing here.Corey Black is standing at the top of the entrance, looking back at Downfall. His handlers have let go of his arms but still are standing as a wall in front of him. He's still trying to reach over them and gesticulate wildly at Downfall, screaming bloody murder.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:55:00 GMT -5
Rey Jaguar vs. Niobe Martin
As the opening of "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play over the arena, a video flashes on the big screen of a camera shot panning up a grassy hill at night, slowly until it gets to the top. Panning from left to right, lighting flashing in the sky as the opening guitar riff begins to sound. Adilene Floyd: "Introducing to the ring from Anaheim, California, weighing in at one hundred twenty five pounds and standing five feet, seven inches tall! She is the "Living Nightmare", NIOBE MMAARRTTIINN!!!"The video on the screen then switches to a video package of Niobe in the ring, flashing and moving in time with the drum beat. "Nightmare! Now your nightmare comes to life.." Niobe comes running out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp briefly to extend her arms out to the sides as a blast of pyro goes off on either side of her. "Dragged you down below... Down to the devils show... To be his guest forever... Peace of mind is less than never.." As the lyrics of the song continue to play, she drops her arms and walks down the ramp, a smirk on her face as she sneers at the crowd as she passes before sliding under the bottom rope of the ring. She stands up and throws off the hood of her jacket, glaring at the crowd with a smirk on her face. Billy: Welcome back to Clash and Niobe Martin is in the ring and ready to rock!Chris Avery: We've had a WILD night to kick things off here!Adeline Floyd: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome...The lights go out across the arena as mysterious, dark mutterings play through the PA System. A lone spotlight searches back and forth across the stage as mist and fog begin to build upon the stage. Eventually the fog builds enough to render the spotlight near-useless, and then... HGROAW!
At the SFX of a jaguar's growl, the house lights come up and are joined by blue and gold strobing lights as well. REY JAGUAR'S head pops up from the fog from where he'd been crouching hidden in the mist. Adeline Floyd: From The Selva Lacandona, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-seven pounds... he is THE KING OF BEASTS, THE POLYGOT OF PAIN, REEEY JAAAGUAAAR!Slowly Rey makes his way down the ramp, slinking and crawling carefully like the big cat he takers his namesake from. About halfway down the ramp he stops and takers a knee, extending an arm to point around into the crowd at the cheering fans. Lighting his other arm, Rey cocks his head to the side and flexes his arms, gesturing to his head with extended thumbs at the same time. He then slaps down on the ramp and suddenly breaks into a run for the ring - jumping on the apron and grabbing the top rope with both hands. Using the top rope he is able to slingshot himself into the ring with a twirl, spinning to one knee in the center of the ring and excocting the same pose he did on the ramp for the raucous crowd. As his music begins to fade Rey jaguar slowly stands and makes his way over to his corner to await the opening bell. DING DING DING! Jaguar goes for a spear but Niobe kicks him in the stomach lifting him up to his feet and she hits a two-step clothesline crashing him down onto his back! Billy: Wow! What a start!Niobe picks him up and hits a piledriver spiking him on his head! Chris Avery: WOW!Niobe picks up Jaguar and hits the HALLUCINATION! Billy: HALLUCINATIONChris Avery: WHATS IT CALLED AGAIN?!Billy: HALLUCINATION!Chris Avery: ONE MORE TIME!Billy: HALLUCINATIONShe pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! Billy: Niobe wins! She gets up and celebrates! Chris Avery: What a victory for Niobe Martin! She's getting RIGHT back on track!Billy: She has momentum now! She's moving on up!Niobe rolls out of the ring and celebrates as she goes up the ramp but Five Finger Death Punch Never Enough sounds off through the speakers and out comes the baddest son of a bitch on the planet! Chris Avery: What?! Hot Shot Wayne Austin is on his way to the ring!Billy: And he's NOT alone! Apokolypse is with him too!They come down the ramp and pass Niobe but Hot Shot gives her a nod of approval. They slide into the ring! Billy: What are they doing!?The music stops as Apokolypse grabs Jaguar and chokeslams him in the middle of the ring!! The crowd boos Chris Avery: What the hell?!Hot Shot grabs a microphone! Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Shut up! I should be World Champion right now!The crowd boos. Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I still have my SCW Hardcore Championship which will never leave this shoulder!The crowd boos. Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Booing me?! Not cheering me like you cheer this stupid jobber named Rey Jaguar?!Hot Shot gets on the ground. Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You think you're a jaguar!? You gonna growl for me?! You gonna MEOW for me you big jaguar!?Hot Shot gets in his face while laying there next to hiim. Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Hmm? Jaguar, come on! Meow for me! Give me a cat call, Jaggy! Hot Shot stands up and throws the microphone and picks up Jaguar and kicks him in the fuckin abs and guts and then drops him with a stunner! Billy: OH COME ON!!Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL, WAYNE!Austin picks up his title and stands over Jaguar and showcases his SCW Hardcore title as Apokolypse poses behind him! Billy: Hot Shot is back I guess and he's just on a rampage mission!Chris Avery: Ugh! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:56:41 GMT -5
Powers Seals the Deal
Danny Powers wears a huge smile on his face as he stands in his plush office and extends his hand to someone off-screen. Danny Powers: You’re making the right choice! I know we’re all Action Wrestling, but Clash is CLASH, and you… you’re the next chapter in the history of this program!The camera pans out to reveal Remy Nouveau with a sly smile on his face. Remy Nouveau: I can’t imagine working for that sewer rat, Joey Bunga. Danny Powers: And now, you won’t have to! The pair share a polite laugh and the scene returns to ring side. Chris Avery: Earlier tonight, we saw Free Agent Remy Nouveau in Joey Bunga’s office, and now…Billy: Now he’s a member of the Clash roster! Sure looks like Bunga’s loss, too! I bet he’s real sore about it! Chris Avery: Bunga is not a fan of the word NO. I have to think this might not be the end of Bunga’s heartburn over Nouveau’s signing.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:57:07 GMT -5
PSST!
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TOMORROW!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS!
ITS LOL
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:57:34 GMT -5
Brandon Leno vs. Mason Jones
God's Plan by Drake hits the speakers and Mason Jones just walks right down the ramp from behind the curtain. He's more driven and focused now so he rolls right into the ring and raises his arms in the air and is ready for this match up. He stretches his neck and is pretty serious. Billy: Jones had quite the entrance at Turmoil but tonight he needs to shape up and get back on track!Chris Avery: His opponent is a tough one though!As the arena darkens and the heavy riffs of Second Birth reverberate through the arena, technicolored lights flash to the beat of the heavy drum, giving the viewer a strobe light feel. Smoke pouring up from the stage, Brandon Leno comes out on to the stage with a lazy groove to the song. He struts from one end to the stage to the other, happily acknowledging the fans. Wearing his aviators, a dark brown hide jacket and his wrestling attire on he bends over so that his head is facing the floor of the stage. Syntheziers begin to creep into the song and at the crescendo where the syntheziers fully kick in, he stands, feet at hip length, hands spread toward the sky and his head facing the rafters. The crowd pops at this. He begins to lazily groove to the music down the ramp. Crossing toward the railings to give fans a high five. Once he reaches the apron, he jumps onto it, then flipping over the ropes. He lowers his head getting ready for the second crescendo of the synths, and when they hit the speakers he once again strikes the pose he had on the stage. Billy: And heres Leno! He just cleaned house on CruiserClash as a special guest when he had to go toe to toe with Nikki and Karlie in back to back weeks!Chris Avery: True that!DING DING DING Jones strikes first with some fast punches putting Leno in the corner! Jones whips Leno to the turnbuckles where he stumbles out after crashing and Jones flips him over in a sidewinder slam! Jones covers! One! Leno kicks out and gets to his feet as Jones gets up and blocks the fast knee from Leno and uses the one leg he has and hits an exploder suplex! Billy: What an exploder!Leno crawls to his back as Jones turns him over to pin! One! Two! Leno kicks out! Chris Avery: What a kick out!Jones goes to the middle turnbuckles and jumps off but Leno catches him and hits a northern lights suplex with bridge pin! One! Two! Jones kicks out! Billy: That was close!Leno gets up and hits a bicycle knee, fast paced stiff strike to the head of Jones! Jones stumbles back as Leno grabs Jones from behind! He hits the ripcord knee! Billy: BLACK ANGEL DEATH SONG!Jones goes down as Leno is calling for it! Price gets up on the apron but Leno hits a back elbow to Price knocking him down! Billy: WHOA!Chris Avery: AND DOWN HE GOES!Jones gets up and goes for the lariat but Leno ducks and hits a powerslam when Jones bounces off the ropes! Leno signals for it again as Jones stands up and Leno hits the JUDAS EFFECT! Billy: LEVITATION!Leno covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Wow!!Chris Avery: Leno wins here on Clash!Jones rolls out and Price grabs him as they regroup on the outside! Adilene Floyd: Your winner! Brandon Lennoooo!leno gets up and celebrates in the corner on the turnbuckles! Billy: Picking up a LOT of momentum!Chris Avery: He has the wins now! He's one of the hottest superstars in AW based on wins!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:58:23 GMT -5
Best of 7 Series Match #1 Bruce Cheeks vs. Addy A(c)
Lights. Camera. And Action. That Smell begins to play. Fans are on their feet happy to see Bruce Cheeks otherwise known as Bottoms Up to his fans. Classic Bruce maneuver when he steps out from backstage double fisting two bottles of locally brewed beer. His long, wet black hair draped wildly down his back and over his shoulders, mixing in with his thick, wet hairy chest and slightly but not grossly hairy back. He chugs one of the beers with excitement. Suds stain his long, thick, wet beard. He runs his fingers through the beard before pulling and stroking it, mixing the beer into his coarse, wet hair. The fans yell, “BRUCE IS THE MAN! BOTTOMS UP!” Bruce can’t argue. He hands his empty beer bottle to a woman in the front row and tells her that he’ll see her later. She smiles, very excited. Bruce flicks his tongue at her before making his way to the ring. He’s a big man but he’s also very athletic, leaping onto the apron and hopping over the top rope and into the ring. Water from the wet hair covering his body flies around. He stomps over the mat, pacing and drinking his beer. The fans yell, “BOTTOMS UP!” Bruce spins, facing the camera and he flicks his tongue out multiple times to a huge ovation. Billy: Match number one! It's a best of seven series! Cheeks gets his first match right here!Chris Avery: First wrestler to win four matches wins the series! The TV title on the line in every match! Billy: Ugh! Chris Avery: Shut up! You love him!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening beats of "Focus" by Kashmir echoes around the arena. "Brakes on please." The arena arena start flashing between between the pink and the normal arena white light with each rapid beat of the the song as the first verse punctuates the rabid noise of the crowd. "Brakes on, please Focus, freez Ain't no other bitch in this world dealer than me (uhn uhn) C'mon, I got too much of a lead" Addy A enters the arena and stands on the stage as the venue goes dark except for the single pink light focused on her at the top of the ramp. "C'mon, I got too much of a lead And at your speed, it's hard to say you fuckin with me" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "Fall back and hit your head bitch or come up dead bitch The war ain't over 'til I come up wit your head bitch" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand, before heading down the steel to the ring. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As theme continues continues, on the way to the ring Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Billy: And-DING DING DING Cheeks bumrushes (lmao) Addy in the corner and hits her with strikes and headbutts! Billy: WELL HERE WE GO!Chris Avery: CHEEKS NOT WASTING TIME!Cheeks hits a fourth headbutt and Addy is stunned as Cheeks thrusts his hips forward a few times and then hits an elbow to the head of Addy! He picks her up and slams her out of the corner! Pins! One! Kick out! Addy gets up but Cheeks shoves her into the turnbuckles where she hits tits first and stumbles back and Cheeks picks her up way up and slams her down into a back suplex! He floats into a pin! One! Kick out! Addy gets to her feet but Cheeks picks her up into a scoop slam! He hits the ropes and comes back with a flat back bump on her stomach! He floats into another pin! one! Kick out! Billy: ADDY KICKS OUT AGAIN!Cheeks picks her up and hits a headbutt and then thrusts again behind her but Addy back kicks Cheeks in the upperthigh! Addy grabs the head of Cheeks and jumps up hitting a bulldog in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: That pauses the momentum there!Cheeks rolls to the corner and Addy comes in and lifts his big ass up to the turnbuckles and Addy slaps him! She lifts him onto her shoulders and flips him down onto the mat! Billy: What a death valley driver!Addy covers! One! Two! CHEEKS KICKS OUT!! Billy: WHAT A KICK OUT FROM BRUCE CHEEKS! WOW THAT EVEN SURPRISED ME!Addy stomps on him and then sits on his face and thrusts her hips but he shoves her off and gets up! Addy charges but Cheeks hits a boot to her stomach stopping her! Cheeks quick charges and hits the hip attack!! Billy: BLASTER!Chris Avery: IT MIGHT BE OVER!Cheeks pins! One! Two! ADDYS FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Cheeks can't believe it and stomps on the canvas and picks her up by hair and goes for another move but Addy slips out of it behind Cheeks and rolls him up BUT SHOWING SOME OF HIS ASS! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: SHE STOLE ONE!!The crowd reacts as Cheeks sits up quickly and Addy rolls out of the ring as the official jumps after her holding her hand up! Chris Avery: I can't believe this!!Addy grabs her belt and humps it a few times before doing her two fingers to her lips and sticking her tongue out at Cheeks and he's humping the ropes in frustration! Billy: I DIDNT THINK THE CHAMPION COULD STEAL ONE BUT I FEEL LIKE MAYBE BRUCE WAS ON HIS WAY!Chris Avery: I AGREE!! ADDY WINS THE FIRST MATCH! ADDY IS STILL CHAMPION!!Cheeks can't believe it.. Addy is up the ramp holding the belt up.. Billy: MATCH TWO IS NEXT WEEK!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 19:59:08 GMT -5
A Word From Our World Champion
We cut back from a commercial to see the lovely and talented Jade Riley standing backstage with her trusty microphone. She smiled at the camera. Jade Riley: Everyone, please welcome my guest at this time, the World Champion, Gerard Angelo.
Gerard steps into the shot and the crowd just BOOS. He gives a little smirk hearing as he stands there in a suit and his shades, the Action Wrestling World Title slung comfortably over his shoulder. Jade Riley: Gerard, you’re coming off a hard-fought win against “Hot Shot” Wayne Austin at Turmoil where you retained the Championship but next week you’re facing the new number one contender Dionysus next week on Clash. How are you feeling?
Gerry gives a little chuckle as she holds out the microphone for him. Gerard Angelo: How am I feeling, Jade? Well, I guess since it’s the holiday season, people around here got me feeling like Santa Clause because they all seem to want something from me. And it’s this.”
He nods his head toward the big gold belt resting on his shoulder. Gerard Angelo: “Ew” Jill Park is still lurking around still even after I’m pretty sure was attempted manslaughter at Turmoil. Spenny Adams won WOTY so I’m sure he thinks he has some claim to a title shot. Kidsgrove is still spouting off he’s going to find a way to beat me. And of course, I have the aforementioned “Ginger Gladiator” to look forward to. I’ll tell you this, out of everyone I’ve defended this title against, Dion is the most deserving of it. That being said, there’s a difference between being deserving and actually being able to beat me for the strap.
He grips the title in the same hand as the shoulder, rubbing his fingers on the gold. Gerard Angelo: I’ve been operating on a different level than the rest of the roster the entire time I’ve been here. I’ve held a title more days than I have not. Here’s another fun fact for you. My current World title reign is the fourth longest in the history of this company, Jade. Every day that’s gone on there are legends and Hall of Famers I passed on the list. Roy Speede, Corey Black, Walter. Are you asking me how I feel about Dionysus “finally” taking this sport “seriously”? I’ve been taking this seriously since the day I signed my name to my contract, Jade. I’m not worried about a “Year of Wine and Roses” when it’s already been the year of the Living Legend. Dion might fancy himself a gladiator but I’m the goddamn Emperor around here. And this little run he's on, I sentence to death.
Gerard turns and walks off, leaving Jade behind as we cut away.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:00:42 GMT -5
Hit Job
Generic rock music hits and through the curtain, the Director of Operations Danny Powers comes through the curtain! Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and it looks like Danny Powers is on his way!Chris Avery: Powers of course jumping over and was hired when AW bought Wrestleverse!Powers is in the ring with a microphone as he folds out a magazine in his hands. Danny Powers: Hello, I won't take up too much of your time but I would like to take a minute and talk about this lowdown, disgusting, dirty hit job that was written about us!Powers holds up the monthly magazine. Danny Powers: Colin Lambert and his team should be ashamed of themselves for writing such blatant, disgusting lies with zero research and absolutely no homework! He wrote a review about us, the biggest pro wrestling company on the planet and said this about our roster.. "Do I know any of them? No." Bud, you don't know anything! Not know us? We have 8 million homes watching us in America alone every Monday Night and even more on Paramount+ when we run PPVs! You don't know anything about us because you bury your head in the sand, open your mouth and wonder why you're thirsty!The crowd reacts. Danny Powers: He goes on to give us a C+ on our shows and says "Some of the segments were a bit meh." Meh? Buddy, the only thing meh is your moms performance in the bedroom and lets just say your daddy wasn't any better! He tells us in this raggity old magazine that no one reads, "A lot of content if you were to put the shows together?" Pal, the shows are together, back to back and they're always on time. I think one week we weren't on time and we're going on year six. The only thing "sus" in this magazine is the editors and their team being owned and operated by a second-tier wrestling company thats attached to racism and xenophobia!The crowd reacts. Danny Powers: This person messaged me by the way! Sent me an email! Asked me about our legendary Gravedigger, asked me if it was the same one from some other country where he was banned by wrestling regulation and rules! I assured him it's not and you know what he does? Runs to print that "This Gravedigger may or may not be the same one". You lowdown, digusting, vile human being. What you write is so terrible that 2nd graders can't comprehend, let alone digest what you're even trying to say. You spit so many god damn lies that we can't tell if you're really human or just a trash can sitting at a computer desk. The crowd reacts. Danny Powers: You said you have a certain amount of distaste in your mouth? What picture you asked someone? About the hacking and easter eggs that Wesley was leaving all over our company? You dipshit, you saw an easter egg that only a select amount of people got to witness and that has you irked? My god, here's what I would do. I'd grow two normal size hands, wiggle your fingers about and then drive them so far through your eye sockets that you never blink or look into our direction ever again.
You then state that Action Wrestling has had bad press but then you can't remember what the bad press is for? So maybe we didn't have bad press and you just ran your stupid Cheeto-encrusted fingers across your keyboard, hit send on your Dell laptop cause we all know you'd have a Dell laptop you idiot, and then published a very ill-informed and flat out wrong statement? Are you that stupid over there? Do you guys grow braincells in that company of yours? If I was to write a magazine this bad, I would be so ashamed of my own friends and family, that I would jump in front of the first moving truck that I saw outside my front door.
You were never hung out to dry in questioning, we answered your questions, you stated yourself you were ignored in discord during the timing you were in the chat and then told us that you published your magazine days after you got the answers you were looking for and relied on the bullshit excuse that it was written 3 and a half weeks prior. Colin Lambert, you're a clown and you should go under your parents sink and drink all of the Windex.The crowd cheers. Danny Powers: This magazine isn't worth the shit in my ass!Powers stomps on the magazine after throwing it on the ground but not before miming-wiping it on his ass! Danny Powers: Now back to Clash!Powers leaves the ring and we fade right out of the segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:01:16 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone vs. Alister McKissick
“If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, make him swap our places” Rings out in the arena before the music kicks in and Alister walks out onto the ramp and looks into the camera mouthing the words to the song. He looks up and over at the crowd and a wave of energy comes over him as he starts to bounce a little at the top of the ramp. A big smile comes over his face as he looks at the camera saying “Here we go!” He takes a skip step and lightly jogs down the ramp, showing the fans appreciation as he passes. He heads up the steps and pauses at the top and momentarily works the crowd. He steps between the ropes and into the ring, stopping in the middle of the ring slowly looking around at the crowd, as he takes his sleeveless trenchcoat off and tosses it over the ropes as he heads into his corner. He talks to the front row as he awaits the match to start. Billy: Alister McKissick is a bright, young, emerging, star here in Action Wrestling. He’s already won World Cup II and has a number of impressive victories under his belt!Chris Avery: The Sky is the limit here in ADub for McKissick for sure! He was close to becoming the number-one contender for the US title at Turmoil that also involved his opponent!The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. Billy: Cedrone looking to get back on track here after a few slow weeks! He took the World Champion to the limit in the WOTY tournament! He won Trios with King Shit! A former Hardcore Champion!Chris Avery: A win over McKissick here could propel Jonny into some more opportunities for sure!The bell rings and the two men circle a bit before they lock up. Cedrone transitions McKissick into a side headlock. Jonny wrenched his neck before Alister shoved him off into the rope. Cedrone comes back and knocks McKissick down to the mat with a shoulderblock. Jonny goes and bounces off the ropes and Alister drops down. Jonny leaps over him and comes back. Alister goes for a leapfrog but Jonny catches him and drives him into the mat with a spine buster! Billy: Cedrone one step ahead there and just drove Alister into the mat!Chris Avery: Cedrone not playing around here Billy!Cedrone pulls McKissick to his feet and lifts him up for a vertical suplex but Alister blocks him. Jonny responds with several clubbing blows to the back before finally lifting Alister up. He drops his legs across the top rope and flips him over into a slingshot suplex! Cedrone floats over into a cover. ONE TWO TH-Alister kicks out. Jonny rolls back to his feet and pulls Alister up, laying into him with a couple of heavy hands. Cedrone goes to lift McKissick up for a press slam but Alister wiggles out of it and drops down behind Cedrone. He waist-locks the “King of Sexy” and drops him on the back of his head with a German suplex. Billy: Oh man! Cedrone was rolling but McKissick managed to put a halt to that momentum!Chris Avery: Alister just dropped Jonny on the back of his neck! That was nasty!Cedrone starts to get to his feet but McKissick measures him before leaping up and nailing Cedrone with a textbook dropkick. Jonny stumbles back into the corner as Gloria yells encouragement from the outside. Alister runs in and goes for a stinger splash but Jonny moves and Alister bounces off the corner. Cedrone runs and bounces off the ropes coming into nail Alister with a viscous running lariat! Billy: SHITFIRE! ROYAL FLUSH!Chris Avery: He just turned McKissick inside out!Jonny goes for a cover but Alister was playing possum and rolls him up with a small package! ONE TWO THR-No, Jonny kicks out! They both scramble to their feet but McKissick hooks Cedrone and flips them both over in the air with a standing Spanish Fly! Billy: Shitfire! That move gets me every time!Chris Avery: Yeah well that's because you can’t even lift your heels off the ground.Alister gets to his feet and looks at a prone Jonny Cedrone and then at the turnbuckle. He heads over and gets out onto the apron, climbing up the top rope. McKissick stands at the top before looking down and leaping off with a Spiral Tap! Billy: McKissick trying to nail That Thing!Chris Avery: Oh no! Jonny moved!Cedrone moved at the last second and Alister crashed and burned! Cedrone scurries over into a cover, hooking the leg. ONE TWO THRE-Alister kicked out! Cedrone is on him though and drags Alister back to his feet. He hooks McKissick in the cravte and leaps, driving him face-first into the mat with his Ace in the Hole! Cedrone goes for another cover. ONE TWO THRE-NO! He kicks out again! Cedrone sits up and rubs his hands over his face. Billy: Alister showing a ton of fight here!Chris Avery: Cedrone needs to stay on him! He can’t let up!Jonny gets up and signals to the crowd that it's over and pulls McKissick to his feet. He hooks him up for the Cash Out but Alister has enough wherewithal to throw hard elbows into the side of Cedrone’s head and neck, making him let go. Jonny spins back around but is met with a leaping knee to the jaw from McKissick. This dazes Jonny and Alister is able to drop Cedrone with a belly-to-back suplex. McKissick doesn’t stop there and pulls Jonny back up before dropping him with a fisherman’s DDT. Alister gets up and pulls Cedrone back to his feet only to drop him with a twist of fate! Billy: He calls that combo Brazen Bull! Jonny has to be out!Chris Avery: That was a vicious series of moves, I don't think he’s getting back up!Alister rolls Jonny into a cover. ONE TWO THRE-NO! Cedrone kicks out! It’s McKissick’s turn to run a hand over his face and he stands back up, pulling Jonny up with him. He tries to hook both arms to set up the 843 but Jonny muscles him up and over with a back body drop! Cedrone pulls McKissick up and tries to hook him for the Roll of the Dice but Alister spins out of it. He goes for a superkick but Jonny catches his foot and spins him around before nailing him with a big clothesline! Both men lay on the mat, breathing heavily. Billy: Shitfire! These two men leaving it all in the ring tonight!Chris Avery: These two are warriors!Cedrone stumbles up and McKissick goes for a clothesline but Cedrone catches him, spins him around and hits THE ACE IN THE HOLE! Billy: ACE IN THE HOLE!!Cedrone covers! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING! Billy: CEDRONE WINS!!Chris Avery: WHAT A VICTORY FOR JONNY CEDRONE!!McKissick rolls out of the ring as Cedrone stands up and gets his arm raised.. Billy: Cedrone back on his winning ways! Gaining major momentum here now!Chris Avery: Cedrone with a massive win and we need to take a massive commercial break!Billy: More Clash coming up!We take a break as Cedrone keeps celebrating in the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:03:42 GMT -5
Christy Inferno Segment
The lights go out as we come back to Clash and fire pyro hits the stage and the dark unsettling music hits and out comes Calvin Eternal and Christy Inferno. The crowd boos as they walk down the ramp! Billy: Welcome back to Clash and here comes Christy Inferno!Chris Avery: A few weeks ago she debuted and wanted Alexandra Calaway to stand by her side, shoulder to shoulder because they were sisters!Billy: Then at Turmoil while they teamed together but it was Inferno who turned on Calaway and Calvin was laughing the whole time!They get into the ring as Calvin grabs a microphone. Chris Avery: He's going to explain!Calvin Eternal: First I must give you a medical update on Alexandra Calaway. From what we heard, her neck is broken!The crowd boos. Calvin Eternal: Shes gone forever! BUwahahhaha her neck was weaker than her heart and spine!The crowd boos. Calvin Eternal: You want to know a secret? She was NEVER a sister of Alexandra Calaway! Are you kidding me!?The crowd boos and is shocked. Calvin Eternal: She was never blood of my precious, lovely Christy Inferno. She was never a long lost sister, you have to be kidding me if I would ever allow that vile, sick, disgusting blue lives matter Calaway be that close to my lovely Christy Inferno!The crowd boos. Calvin Eternal: Calaway is gone for good and ya know why I messed with her? Cause over 20 years ago her father stiffed me after a wrestling show by not paying me my 200 dollar manager fee. I managed him in some shithole redneck Texas town and he didn't pay me my 200 dollar after I cheated to help him win. Thats how he won all of his matches was by cheating and on that night, I did all the work and he didnt pay me. Good riddance, Calaway!The crowd boos. Calvin Eternal: So with that, we'll show up every week dominating the opposition and defeating anyone who stands in our way! See ya'll next week and Calaway, if you're watching in a coma in some shithole hospital, just know, you were warned, you were destroyed, and thats what you deserve!Calvin laughs as Inferno lifts her hands and throws them down and fire blasts off the ring posts. The crowd boos as the scene fades to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:06:32 GMT -5
A Word From Our #1 Contender
Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me at this time is the number one contender for the Action Wrestling World Championship, Dionysus!Dionysus walked into frame, dressed in his usual blue suit and holding a wooden box. Jade Riley: First off, congratulations on winning the contendership match! You will be facing off with Gerard Angelo next week, who we heard earlier talk about your upcoming match. Do you have a response to the self-proclaimed emperor?Dionysus: You know, Nero boasted about his deeds while Rome burned around him. I say let him boast; he's earned that right having carried the title as long as he has. That said, empires fall eventually.Jade Riley: He also said that this is the Year of Gerard Angelo, taunting your proclamation of the Year of Wine and Roses-Dionysus: Yes, I caught that. While I spoke out of turn when I made that statement, I have managed to turn around a bad year in a matter of weeks. Not to mention, the last person who said this was "their year," I humbled.Jade Riley: What would you like to say to Gerard Angelo directly?Dionysus looked down at the box, then handed it over to Jade. Dionysus: Nothing more needs to be said...other than what is in here.Jade Riley: And...what is in here?As Dionysus walks off camera, Jade opens up the box...revealing a silver gauntlet. Jade Riley: ...Well it looks like the gauntlet has been dropped. Back to the action!We cut back to the announcers..
Billy: Wow! We have now heard from our Champion and our challenger, it's official! Next week, Gerard Angelo defends his Heavyweight Championship belt against Dionysus at Clash's Holiday Mayhem!
Chris Avery: I can't wait! A week away!We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:07:43 GMT -5
Sam Kidsgrove vs. Holden Ross
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... Air Raid Sirens begin their screams of warning as we are plunged into darkness. A red spotlight cuts through the dark and lights up the curtain to the back. Suddenly Holden explodes through it, striding across the stage. Adeline Floyd: And now making his way to the ring; he stands six feet, five inches tall and weighs in at three hundred and seven pounds! He hails from San Luis Obispo, California by way of Vero Beach, Florida. He is the “Bastard,” HOLDEN ROSS!! Red floodlights illuminate the arena as Holden strides down the ramp. He stops at the ring and without much hesitation, leaps onto the apron in a single bound. He slips in between the ropes and stops in the middle of the ring, facing the hard camera side. Using his left hand, he removes his mask and roars while thrusting his right fist into the air. Chris Avery: Holden Ross is always ready to showcase his extremely violent and sociopathic behavior!...Billy: (under his breath): In between dates at the high school where he picks up his girlfriend.Chris Avery: SORRY BILLY WHAT WAS THAT, PERHAPS YOU COULD SAY THAT LOUDER AS THE VIOLENT, SOCIOPATH WALKS PAST US!Billy: .......I'll be good. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent... accompanied by Zooey... he weighs in at 210 lbs... SAM KIDSGROVE!! After a few moments of pause, there's a familiar riff of a heavy guitar. The voice of Brent Smith eventually hits the PA system as strobe lights, spotlights and all other kinda lights swirl all over the arena. Two spotlights centre on the ramp entrance. "Black Line. For the Ninth Time. I'm on a first name basis with the afterlife. And there's a feelin', when you're the demon I dug myself out of the dead for a reason." Two things happen simultaneously, the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Sam Kidsgrove and Zooey saunter out to the spotlight. They savour the atmosphere, looking around at all the screaming fans. Sam looks at Zooey, she looks back. They both nod and start power walking to the motherfucking ring. "And I'm never running, so try it again, Starting it over right back at the end. When's the last time you were afraid? I haven't been afraid a day in my life.". Pyro goes off at this point and the chorus of the song begins. Kidsgrove and Zooey take this cue to walk down the ramp, making sure that wherever they go they interact with the fans. "The dead don't die, the heart still beats Head held high, I haunt these streets Life's killed me a hundred thousand times You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die" When they get to the ring, Kidsgrove stares ahead into the ring, psyching himself up silently as he contemplates the fight. He takes a look at Zooey, who kisses him on the cheek and slides into the ring. Ignoring everyone in the ring he climbs the turnbuckle, looking over at the fans who are chanting his name. He pounds his chest as if to say thank you to all the fans and remains there, refusing to look at his opponent until the referee calls for the match to start. Chris Avery: An interesting matchup on paper, as both men are looking to refocus and find a new direction after Turmoil!Billy: It's also the weirdest god damn clash of styles since Metallica sang with Sesame Street!There's a mixed reaction from the crowd as the Hollywood A-Lister holds his hands up, looking over to Zooey, who nods with approval. Holden steps towards the Elite and despite the size difference, Kidsgrove doesn’t back down and talks trash to Ross. The bell rings and the trash talk from Kidsgrove continues and Holden just continues to stare at the champion until he flattens Kidsgrove with a thunderous right hand that sends the crowd into a frenzy! Kidsgrove immediately pops to his feet but is backed into the corner by a wild flurry of right hands, that force Kids into a defensive shell, which is finally broken as Holden delivers a heavy knee to the side of Kids, following up with a straight kick to Kidsgrove’s midsection that doubles him over. The Bastard follows up by jerking the smaller man up into the air with ease, with a huge vertical suplex lift, but Kidsgrove manages to escape and lands behind Ross, locks up the waist but is met with an elbow to the temple that staggers him backwards. Holden turns to face Kidsgrove and charges forwards with a lariat but Kidsgrove ducks and takes Holden’s arm and delivers an arm-breaker that takes Holden to the mat! Chris Avery: This is a merry-go-round of a kick-off, both want a good start to the match and neither will want to give ground!Billy: Who in their right mind would want to give ground? Like.... here you go, you can take whatever you want!Kidsgrove pops to his feet and holds his arms out wide to the reception of the crowd, and Zooey applauds her man. Sam confidently winks at her, as he turns to The Bastard, who is on all fours and recovering quickly. Kidsgrove delivers a couple of kicks and stomps to the hands, before Holden lets out a roar and bursts to his feet, tackling Kidsgrove to the mat and delivering a furious storm of lefts and rights to the purty face! Now Zooey looks shocked. Holden lays in one last right, before standing up, pulling his opponent up by his magnificently coiffed hair, wrapping his hands around Kidsgrove’s neck and picking him up. Kidsgrove looks bewildered as Holden holds him high before dropping him to the mat with a sit-out choke bomb. Holden makes the cover. The referee: One... Two... Kickout. But Kidsgrove pops out of it, and rolls a few feet away from Holden, grimacing and holding his throat and blinking, eyes wide. Holden's lumbering hands grip at Kidsgrove, but Kidsgrove kicks Holden's hands away, and rolls to his feet and rubs the back of his head as Holden stands up, rolls his neck and sneers at his opponent. Chris Avery: The Bastard was clearly looking to make an early statement here tonight and that kind of move will do just that! Kidsgrove looks shaken up.Billy: I mean, it's also a man who looks like he worked out in a prison rec yard on weights every day because he did a stretch for drug trafficking against a man who's agent tries to get him cast in roles that are described as "svelte" and "posh"... so it's kind of two different worlds, here.Pushing past the alarm at the disparity in power game, Kidsgrove beckons the big man towards him, and Ross obliges. However, at the last second, Kidsgrove sidesteps the bigger man and delivers a brutal couple of jabs to the ribs and as Holden turns to face him again, Kidsgrove ducks the other way and delivers a couple of kicks to the other side of the ribs. Holden takes a step towards Kidsgrove at which point Kidsgrove tumbles forwards and pops up behind Holden and as Holden turns around, Kidsgrove connects with a picturesque dropkick that knocks Holden to his back and causes a big reaction from the crowd. Chris Avery: The crowd just don’t how to react to Kidsgrove!Billy: They want to like him but he’s just so damn irritating that he makes it hard for himself.Holden sits up and shakes his head but doesn’t see Kidsgrove running from behind and drops a somersault neck-snap that torques the neck of Holden. Kidsgrove rolls through and towards the opposite ropes which he hits before charging towards the downed Bastard and hitting a beautifully executed running flipping swan-dive Swanton onto Holden before putting his hands behind his head and smirking up at the overhead camera as the referee makes a tentative count at the unorthodox pinfall attempt. The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Holden won’t allow himself to be humiliated in such away and thrusts Kidsgrove from him causing him to tumble against the ropes. Kidsgrove takes a knee and smiles at Holden as he gets to his feet with the help of the ropes. Kidsgrove measures him up and charges forwards only to be met with a sickening crunch as The Bastard leaps and brings both knees up to the jaw of Kidsgrove. Kidsgrove wobbles on the spot briefly, before collapsing face first onto the mat to the delight of the crowd. Chris Avery: These two have such contrasting styles that it’s almost impossible to call tonight and with both men going back and forth, it makes it even harder to guess who is going to win.Billy: I hate to say this but you are right. Both have obvious strengths but it will be the weaknesses that come into play and be the deciding factor in a match like this. Will Kidsgrove take a chance that doesn’t pay off or will fatigue kick in with Holden?Holden stands over Kidsgrove and allows himself a demented smile, before picking him up by the back of the head and delivering a couple of forearms. With Kidsgrove dazed, Holden whips him into the turnbuckle. Kidsgrove crashes in back first and Holden immediately follows up with a crushing turnbuckle clothesline. Kidsgrove slumps forward, gasping, but then, Holden steps back and picks up Kidsgrove on his shoulders, pacing around with an intense look in his eyes. He walks to the middle of the ring and delivers a fireman’s carry DDT to Kidsgrove! Chris Avery: Now the power game can come into play! He just treated Kidsgrove like a ragdoll!Billy: And if there's one thing that Holden Ross' nebulously underaged girlfriends know, it's rag do - OWWW GOD DAMMIT AVERY!Holden stands up, immediately dragging Kidsgrove up to his feet, and clubbing him over the back of the head. Now Holden taunts the crowd, snarling at them for even kind of getting behind Kidsgrove, before grabbing him by the arm and twisting it around once causing Kidsgrove to howl out and hold his shoulder before Holden yanks it, causing another yelp from Kidsgrove who measures up his situation and puts a foot on the middle rope and flips out of the twist and sweeps Ross' legs from under him with a leg sweep kick. Holden rolls onto his back, and Kidsgrove runs in and lands a senton across the chest for good measure. Holden groans and holds his chest in pain as he rolls over, but Kidsgrove doesn't allow himself to rest on his laurels, he runs to the ropes, runs past Holden and keeps running. Holden sits up, not seeing Kidsgrove anymore, and that's when Kidsgrove comes in from the other side, and hits a shining wizard to Holden, who topples to the mat! Kidsgrove uses the momentum to run to the opposite ropes and run up behind the downed Holden and drop a running elbow to the back of the big man’s head, and immediately runs to the middle turnbuckle, hops to the top rope and hits a split legged moonsault to the back of Holden! The crowd can’t help but pop at the flow that Kidsgrove is on and he pops to his feet and beats his chest in response to the appreciation! Chris Avery: What athleticism! What pure talent right there!Holden is already stirring though and Kidsgrove turns to the big man, and hits a couple of quick kicks to Holden’s ribs before hauling the big man to his feet and resting him back first over the top rope. He then reaches down for the tree trunk legs of The Bastard and lifts them up. Kidsgrove holds Holden in a wheelbarrow position while looking at the crowd who are equally confused. He then rocks backwards and slingshots Holden face-first into the mat and rolls through into a Boston Crab! Billy: That was unorthodox to say the least!Chris Avery: Kidsgrove is many things and innovator has always been one of them.Holden howls in pain as Kidsgrove wrenches on both legs with his eyes wide open. Holden pushes himself up and roars in rage and walks himself towards to ropes with Kidsgrove desperately holding on! Chris Avery: The pure strength from the Bastard is a thing to behold! Look at him!Kidsgrove looks bewildered as Holden drags his own weight and his opponent’s weight to the middle rope and grabs on causing the ref to call for the break. He counts to three and Kidsgrove finally relents. He scratches his head as Holden recovers while holding onto the ropes… Chris Avery: Kidsgrove is looking for another option to take down the Bastard!!Billy: Dart guns?Kidsgrove makes his way back over to Holden and is met by an elbow to the midsection that doubles him over. As he stands upright, Holden connects with a knife edge chop, followed by a second and a third before taking the back of Kidsgrove’s head and tossing him towards the ropes causing him to topple over the top rope but Kidsgrove catches himself and lands on the apron. Holden takes a swing at Kidsgrove who ducks, leaps and hits a perfect Pele kick to the face of The Bastard who drops to the mat and Kidsgrove rests on the apron edge briefly as the crowd applauds before rolling back into the ring. Chris Avery: Kidsgrove has started to take a handle of this match and Holden’s endurance will now really be tested.Kidsgrove gets to his feet and picks Holden up my his head and delivers a couple of quick kicks before locking up the arm of Holden and dropping him with a snap suplex with a grunt of exertion before floating over and making the pinfall! The referee: One... Two... Kickout. But Holden is able to pop out with authority still and Kidsgrove sits up and smiles to himself. Kidsgrove climbs to his feet and measures up Holden and as the Bastard climbs to one knee, Kidsgrove hits a series of rapid fire kicks before backing into the ropes and delivering a spinning elbow that stumbles the big man back on spaghetti legs. Chris Avery: What a hit! Where did Kidsgrove learn to hit like that??Billy: If you hear it from his publicist, he probably trekked to the top of a Tibetan cliff and learned it at an ashram from a wizened old martial arts teacher or some other incredibly sus backstory.Holden appears to drop in instalments, before collapsing to and Kidsgrove rolls to his feet and climbs to the turnbuckle to pose for the crowd, who respond with a large pop, and a Zooey stamp of approval. Kidsgrove turns around to face the downed Holden and points at him, as Holden is starting to push himself up to all fours, before leaping off and hitting a double foot stomp to the back of the Bastard’s head, crushing him back into the mat. Kidsgrove rolls through and back to his feet and beats his chest as the crowd roar in appreciation. He turns back to Holden and his shoulders slump as the big man is already stirring. Billy: Kidsgrove is getting frustrated! He can’t let that frustration get the better of him though, unless we wanna go through another whole year where he tells himself he doesn't deserve entrance music or something.Kidsgrove reaches down and picks the big man up and puts him in a front facing headlock before clubbing him over the back with his free hand but before he can continue the assault, The Bastard shifts the weight and charges forwards and drives Kidsgrove into the turnbuckle forcing the release of the headlock and knocking the wind out of Kidsgrove’s lungs. Holden follows up with a second and a third before hauling Kidsgrove up for a vertical suplex but hot-shots him across the top rope stomach first! Kidsgrove hangs helplessly as Holden leans back against the corner and as Kidsgrove starts to steady, the Bastard charges forwards and nearly beheads Kidsgrove with a brutal big boot that sends Kidsgrove toppling to the outside! Chris Avery: Huge boot from those size fourteens!The referee contemplates stopping Holden from climbing out of the ring but one angered look from Holden makes him think twice. Holden picks Kidsgrove up by his hair and slams him face first into the ring apron edge before tossing him backwards against the steel guardrail. The referee is counting both men out. One... Two... Holden delivers a couple of knife-edge chops to the chest of Kidsgrove before whipping him towards the ring steps. Kidsgrove is still alert though and hops onto the ring steps and in one fluid motion, flips spins and goes for a hurricanrana on Holden which connects beautifully until Holden grabs the waist of Kidsgrove and turns it into a snap powerbomb straight onto the steel steps, prompting the crowd to give an "Oooooooh" of sympathy. Three... Four... Five... Chris Avery: Kidsgrove has been crumpled up like an overdue bill by the most ultraviolent man in wrestling!Billy: I always wondered what separates ultraviolence from just violence... is it radiation?Kidsgrove twitches and convulses amongst the steel remnants of the steps as Ross opens his arms to the admiration from the baying crowd. Six... Chris Avery: That may be a hell of a move, but even Ross has to know he can't win via count-out.Holden climbs onto the apron and rolls under the ropes and straight back out the other side to the frustration of the referee. Holden drags Kidsgrove to his feet and Kidsgrove still looks dazed as the Bastard hammers him with a few clubbing blows before lifting Kidsgrove onto his shoulders as though he is holding a baby. One... Two... Three... Holden backs up towards the guard wall and holds his arms wide again, then drops to his ass and brings Kidsgrove’s face down hard onto the steel guardrail!! Billy: Oh my god! Holden has lost it!Holden has a faraway look of rage on his face as his sits there nearly catatonic while Kidsgrove lies next to him in a heap and the referee continues to count. Four... Five... Six... Holden is urged by the fans and the referee to get back into the ring and so he hauls himself to his feet and picks up the virtually lifeless body of Kidsgrove and drags him towards the ring and rolls Kidsgrove in. Kidsgrove is now trying to crawl around, as Holden, gloating, now takes his time walking around the outside, taunting the fans, who shower him with boos and dink him in the head with little wads of paper. But, at length, Holden follows Kidsgrove into the ring and drags him upright. Kidsgrove has jelly legs now, as Holden holds him in place and delivers a couple of knees to the ribs before taking Kidsgrove and launches him into the ring post shoulder first. Chris Avery: Holden is now picking apart his prey like a wild animal toying with a piece of meat!Holden picks Kidsgrove up and goes to drive him face first into the turnbuckle but the Hollywood A-Lister blocks it and then drives the heel of his boot down hard onto the foot of the Bastard, who flinches momentarily... but that's all the opening Kidsgrove needs as he follows up with a mule kick to the knee of Holden, which forces him to buckle slightly before backing up a little. Kidsgrove turns to face his opponent and steps forwards to throw Holden shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle, turnabout being fair play! But, because it's Kidsgrove's signature move, this one is more devastating! Chris Avery: Stunt Double to Holden! The big man is in TROUBLE!!Holden lifts Kidsgrove up and irish whips him into the corner, following it up with a corner spear that cuts Kidsgrove in half. He then pulls Kidsgrove out and attempts to give him a german suplex, but Kidsgrove grabs on to the top rope to block it. Kidsgrove hangs on to the top rope, and the ref makes Holden separate from Kidsgrove, who is still hugging the rope. Kidsgrove slowly turns around, and Holden comes back towards him. Kidsgrove boots him in the gut, and then runs off the ropes and takes Holden down with a bulldog. He then attempts to follow it up with an Asai moonsault, but Holden rolls out of the way, and Kidsgrove hits the mat chest first. Holden calmly grips Kidsgrove's injured arm and attaches a keylock, painfully wrenching the arm and wrist. Kidsgrove groans and tries to pull himself free, or to pound on Holden to make him loosen the hold, but Holden refuses to let go. Kidsgrove has no choice but to pull himself over inch by inch to the bottom rope, and he reaches out and grabs it. Kidsgrove hangs on to the bottom rope for dear life. The ref tells Holden to release the hold. Holden at first refuses to, with a cold look on his face, but finally does. Kidsgrove pulls himself out to the apron as he tries to regroup. Holden walks over to lift Kidsgrove back into the ring, but Kidsgrove boots him in the kneecap, making him stumble forward into the ropes. Kidsgrove then grabs Holden's head and pulls down, across the top rope. Holden's head flies back with a snap, and he falls into the ring, holding his throat. Kidsgrove then gets back in the ring, and boots Holden in the gut. He gives him a quick rolling neckbreaker. Kidsgrove then motions that it's over, and with a cheeky grin he springs to the ropes and comes off, taking Holden down with a tornado DDT. Chris Avery: Kidsgrove is going high risk to wear Holden down!!Kidsgrove covers... The referee: One... Two... Thre - Kickout. Kidsgrove waits until Holden gets to his feet, and then he places him in a sleeperhold, attempting to wear the big man down as he clamps on to his back, but Holden quickly begins fighting his way out of it, elbowing Kidsgrove in the side of the head repeatedly and with machine-like intensity until Kidsgrove's arms fall away. Holden turns, and then he goes for a standing camel clutch submission. Kidsgrove tries squirming out of it, but Holden stops him by unleashing a flurry of wicked, punishing crossface forearm shots until Sam Kidsgrove falls limp. Holden, gritting his teeth, lifts the Kidsgrove up by the throat with one hand and drills him with a thumb into the throat, Samoan spike style. Chris Avery: Berserker Spike!!Holden pins, and Zooey yells for her man to get up... The referee: One... Two.... Three - Kickout! A wave of relief washes over Zooey's face, and she bangs on the mat and pleads with Kidsgrove. Holden, an intense look of rage on his face, stands up, his eyes opening up and he yells for Kidsgrove to get up. He waits for Kidsgrove to start stumbling to his feet, and he goes to clench the arm to yank him in for the shortarm clothesline setup for his finisher. However, when he yanks Kidsgrove through, Kidsgrove ducks under it, snatches his arm away and goes into the corner. Holden snarls, and charges in for an avalanche on the cornered Kidsgrove... but Kidsgrove moves from that, too, and Holden smashes face first into the turnbuckle. The big man, stunned, half turns in the corner, groggily holding his mouth, and a second later Kidsgrove goes charging in, annihilating him with a Helluva kick! Kidsgrove flops and rolls out of the corner, but Holden, dazed, his head bobbing at all angles, steps forward a few steps and then flumps forward onto his stomach. The crowd goes insane! Chris Avery: TAKE 2 CONNECTS!!Holden stumbles back and rolls onto his back! He kneels up and KIDSGROVE CHARGES WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH!! Billy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!Chris Avery: OHHHH!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Kidsgrove looks up from the pin, a look of flabbergasted shock on his face, and sweat dripping down in his eyes, his hair looking all crazy with sweat! Billy: KIDSGROVE WINS IT!!The crowd pops as Kidsgrove finishes sitting up and stands up to his feet and the ref raises his hand! Billy: HOLDEN ROSS HAS HIS OWN ISSUES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HER FATHER BUT TONIGHT HIS MAJOR ISSUE WAS KIDSGROVE AND KIDSGROVE JUST PUT HIM AWAY!Chris Avery: BACK ON TO HIS WINNING WAYS!Kidsgrove stumbles to the corner as Zooey is helping him stay up and the two celebrate the win together. Billy: YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:08:54 GMT -5
The CBS Champion is Pure as Hell
We find ourselves backstage in the Sanford Coyote Sports Centre in the midst of Monday Night Clash. The image of the current ACTION WRESTLING PURITY CHAMPION - the one and only Tatiana Jolee stands alongside Jade Riley in front of the interview backdrop. Dressed in a pair of skinny jeans and a Calgary Flames sweater, she has a brand-new championship on her shoulder - however it is certainly NOT the CBS Championship. “Welcome back to Monday Night Clash! I’m here with the CBS Champion - -”
“Ahem”
Tatiana cuts her off with a stern expression “The CBS Championship is retired. I was the last person to hold it after I peeled Lissie Hope’s knee like a banana and put her on the LFL Injury Reserve list. I am the Action Wrestling Purity Champion, and this title deserves the highest respect.”
“Ooookay…”
Jade rolls her eyes, which only seems to visibly annoy our champion a bit more “I’m here with the -AHEM- Purity Champion, Tatiana Jolee.”
“Much better”
The camera pans in on the custom title belt on her shoulder. It was glimmering and new - top of the line - and full of detail resembling classic world titles from the vintage era of the 1970’s and 80’s. It was also just a bit smaller than the usual AW Title - which was not only true to form for the classic style, but also looked less HUGE on somebody as petite as TJ. “Last week you defeated Lissie Hope in what was a hard-fought match. She is now out of action, and off to film Big Brother… Will you be watching?”
“That’s a dumb question. Lissie Hope is yesterday’s news - absolutely irrelevant. In fact, the best thing she ever did was tuck tail and go to fake reality TV as opposed to a combat sport like Wrestling” “That seems harsh… Especially when she already had a deal in place to appear in this season of Big Brother. Her injury really didn’t play into that…”
Tatiana takes a deep breath and exhales slowly showing clear frustration with the line of questioning. “Lissie Hope is OLD news. And much like that wasted bikini football player - Next week, I’m going to make mincemeat of yet ANOTHER LFL ‘stalwart’ when I defend the Purity Championship in an Old School Wrestling Match”
Old School Wrestling Match… To be honest, it was not likely to get the casual fan very excited with no opportunity for flash or style. One couldn’t even exit the ring, or ascend the ropes… This was clearly for a very niche fanbase And TJ herself Mostly the second one…“Your opponent, the Latina Submission Machina has been very vocal in her rhetoric this week. Among other things, she’s accused you of being out of touch as well as old and a prone champion. What are your thoughts about this?”
“My thoughts?”
Tatiana’s eyes flashed with fire as she turned her attention off of Jade and into the camera “Listen Robyn”
She dropped her challenger's real name - a clear insult in the close-knit peerage of any locker room. “I know you think you’re a big deal… That you’re going to come on in here with your stupid martial arts and make a mockery of me and this federation.”
“Her Martial Arts is actually submission based”
“Shut up Jade”
TJ Swats the mic out of Riley’s hand before commanding the focus of our camera as it pans in on the champion “You’re not going to walk into my back yard and take anything from anyone. I’ve already forgotten more than you’ll ever learn - and I’ve beaten people like you up and down the roads of Canada. You can run your mouth all you want… But next week - you’re in MY house, and you’re playing by MY rules. So get yourself some good insurance and tell your LFL team to prepare your backup… Because you’re on your way to the Big Brother house”
She smirks “Tell Lissie I said hi”
Tatiana turns and heads off camera leaving an annoyed Jade Riley - glaring her down as we fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:11:55 GMT -5
Spencer Adams is here!
Thick bass fills the arena as a mock illustration of Mt. Rushmore comes on screen, one face added after another with each of them being Spencer's. Alright by Kendrick Lamar starts playing throughout the arena and we get a shot of Spencer Adams marching through winding backstage halls, smiling through a thin veil. Chris Avery: The Turmoil Wrestler of the Year is here!Billy: We knew this was coming and already, this crowd is loving it!The crowd roars as he emerges from the curtain and onto the stage. He looks straight up into the camera and keeps the same pace down the ramp before sliding in. . Chris Avery: Mr. AW is here with mic in hand and it looks like he has something to say!Crowd: SPEN-CER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* SPEN-CER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* SPEN-CER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Spencer raises his free hand’s pointer finger before redirecting it to the entrance ramp. Billy: Hell yeah!Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. The crowd loses their shit as CJ Phoenix limps out onto the stage, matching Spencer with a grin of his own as he hobbles down to the ringside area. Chris Avery: We did hear that buzz about the ankle of CJ Phoenix, not sure how that’s going to affect things going forward.CJ makes his way up the steps while Spencer parts the ropes for him. With the tag titles hoisted over each of their shoulders, the two bring it in and embrace in the middle of the ring. Billy: Big moment for this team, for these two brothers at Turmoil!Crowd: KING SHIT! KING SHIT! KING SHIT! KING SHIT! KING SHIT! Spencer Adams: Wrestler of the year..The crowd goes ballistic. Spencer Adams: Regan Voorhees, Dionysus, Sam Kidsgrove, and Downfall. Hell of a gauntlet, hell of a run.There’s some lingering Dionysus chants that Spencer responds to with a nod and air clap. Spencer Adams: Please, feel free. Chant his name too. He deserves it.The crowd pops and the Dionysus chants continue on in the background. Spencer Adams: Turmoil, that moment…that was everything that I’d dreamed of as a competitor. Working my way back, grinding through win after win to get to that point wasn’t easy, but we did it.Big ol’ popperoo again. Spencer Adams: …but we didn’t get here by just dwelling on the past, so let me look to the future. 2022…undefeated streak..that’s just the start of it. Everything that I’ve done has been for AW and the people who care about AW as much as I do. As much as people like CJ Phoenix do.Crowd pops for CJ. Spencer Adams: I bust my ass for this place, because I f***ing love this company!Poppin’ keeps on poppin’. Spencer Adams: Hot Shot. John Black. Joey Scala.The crowd noise builds. Spencer Adams: Supermarks. The Latina Submsision Machina. Rey Jaguar. Brandon Leno. Alister McKissick. Holden Ross. Bryan Blaze. Joey Scala.Chris Avery: He’s calling out everybody tonight! Spencer Adams: Mason Jones. Tatiana Jolee. Alice Gemini. Hell, even Bruce Cheeks.Billy: What’s that supposed to mean?Spencer Adams: If you’re on this show, consider this an open challenge for the new year.Chris Avery: Oh snap!Spencer Adams: Gerard Angelo.The crowd boos. Spencer Adams: If by whatever chance you make it to the new year with that belt still around your waist, just know that I’m coming for that too.Crowd pops. Spencer Adams: Now..onto the situation at hand. My brother gave everything at Turmoil and in trying to nab a shot at the US title, did tweak the ankle. As of right now, doctors are on it and this man right here is doing everything in his power to get right for next week.Crowd cheers for CJ again. Spencer Adams: We’re not here to end on a sour note, though. Which..brings me to my next point. Jonny Cedrone.The crowd pops hard for Cedrone. Chris Avery: There’s been a lot going on between these three, plenty of will he or won’t he with Jonny Cedrone.Spencer Adams: Let’s give these people what they want. Let’s get an answer right here, right now.Billy: Shitfire! Mr. ADub is calling out Cedrone!The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearance. Chris Avery: Fingers crossed here, Billy.Billy: You a big King Shit and Cedrone fan?Chris Avery: Of course, I am! Hell of a trios run between these three men this year!Cedrone steps through the ropes and comes face to face with CJ and Spencer. The crowd breaks out into “yes!” chants as the distance between the three closes. Jonny Cedrone: You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about what you’ve said and what we’ve been through and I must say that you two have proven a lot. WE have proven a lot. You two have been there not just as partners, but as friends and I appreciate the Hell out of it..it’s just that.Billy: Look out!Chris Avery: Smirnov and The Russki Boys! Smirnov and his goons from OCW are here and they’re going right at Spencer and CJ right now!Billy: No three on two beatdown here though! Cedrone is right there with them!Spencer and CJ are thrown off the ropes, but CJ limps off into them and hangs on while Spencer leaps forward. Chris Avery: Dropkick to both Russki Boys! Russki Boys are down and out!Billy: CEDRONE WITH THE ROYAL FLUSH ON SMIRNOV! SMIRNOV DOWN AND SLOW TO HIS FEET! CEDRONE OUT OF NOWHERE!Spencer stumbles toward Cedrone and Smirnov, motioning for CJ who hobbles his way over to the attacker now on both knees. CJ grabs an arm and turns as does CJ. Chris Avery: Setting up the Weeb Trigger, but I’m not sure how much CJ has in the tank for it on that injured ankle!The two nod at Cedrone who looks back and forth frantically to the crowd before pivoting and joining King Shit in the response. Billy: THREE MAN WEEB TRIGGER TO SMIRNOV! THESE FANS HAVE COME UNGLUED!Spencer helps stabilize CJ and the two extend closed fists toward an invisible center point. Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Jonny drops his head and turns toward the ramp. After a bit more of a mixed reaction and a few moments of contemplation, he tears his shirt down middle to reveal a King Shit tee. Chris Avery: OHMYGOD YES! THAT’S THE SHIRT THEY GAVE CEDRONE WEEKS AGO!Billy: DECISION MADE! CEDRONE IS KING SHIT!Cedrone smiles at the choir of ADub fans and puts his own fist in the middle. The Ground Below hits the PA as all three men turn and make their way out through the ropes. Chris Avery: After WEEKS of indecisiveness, we now know that the answer is YES. Jonny Cedrone is part of King Shit!Billy: What’s this mean for the future of tag or even trios wrestling?Chris Avery: I think it means that future just got a Hell of a lot brighter!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:12:45 GMT -5
TOMORROW!
THE DRAFT GOES LIVE AT 9am/NOON EST ON PARAMOUNT+
WHO GETS DRAFTED?
WHO GETS MOVED?
WHO IS ON WHAT SHOW?!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:13:49 GMT -5
Joey Scala & John Black vs. Odin Balfore & Shane Borderland
Scalas music hits and the lights darken in the arena as Scala comes out onto the stage and stands at the top of it. He pounds his chest twice and kisses his necklace wrapped in his fist and then points to the sky. Scala comes down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: From the mean streets of Yonkers, weighing in at 249 pounds, JOEYYYYY SCALLAAAAA!!Scala rolls into the ring and gets to his feet and leans on the ropes towards the crowd and yells some trash talk. Scala fades back into his corner and takes his necklace off and is prepping for his fight. The lights goes out, and we hear the record scratching, then once "I get Real Raw" is heard JB comes out to the stage with the lights on as the song plays on the iron. He then stands at the entrance way, looking at the crowd and walks down to the ramp and gives everyone some daps. Then he slides into the ring, and stands at the corner and taunts to everyone. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off. Billy: Both of these two superstars returned at Turmoil!Chris Avery: Scala and Black slapped each other! They did it in some sort of respect igniting their passion for pro wrestling!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "My Time to Shine" by Saliva blares through the arena. Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boo’s him. He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns an looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. (Randy Orton Style) then he jumps off the turnbuckle. Billy: And look at this! Shane Borderland making his debut here in Action Wrestling! Both of these veterans have crossed paths many times before!DING DING DING Scala starts out with Borderland and the two tie up but Borderland gets the upperhand and picks up Scala but he wiggles out of it and shoves Borderland into the turnbuckles! Scala rolls him up! One! Borderland kicks out and gets to his feet but Scala grabs him by the waist and lifts him up for a suplex but Borderland breaks the hold and hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline sending Scala down! Billy: Damn what a shot!Chris Avery: Borderland back in control!Borderland picks up Scala and lifts him up and hits a high angle spinebuster! Chris Avery: THE SPINAL TAP!Borderland covers! One! Two! Billy: John Black with the save!Black stomped on the back of Borderland making the save but Borderland picks up Scala and shoves him in the corner! Chris Avery: Scala needs to make a tag!Billy: Borderland whips him!He whips Scala into the corner and he crashes into the turnbuckles and Scala comes back with a running headbutt ot the chest of Borderland knocking him down! Billy: Whoa!Borderland and Scala both make a tag and the crowd goes nuts for Odin and Black! Black gets into the ring and ducks the clothesline and bounces off the ropes with a big crossbody knocking Odin down! Billy: What a crossbody!Black notices Borderland coming and he lifts him up and snakeeyes on the top rope! Borderland stumbles back and Black picks him up and suplexes him into a rock bottom type move! Odin is back on his feet and goes for a kick but Black catches it and then kicks the back of the leg Odin is standing on! Black picks up Odin onto his shoulders and hits an attitude adjustment DVD! He pins! One! Two! Borderland breaks it up! Billy: Not a three there!Black gets up and shoves Borderland into the turnbuckles! He turns around and notices Odin. Odin charges at Black but Black ducks the big boot from Odin and bounces off the ropes AND ODIN COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER BIG BOOT AS BLACK DOVE INTO THE AIR AND BLACK CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Scala gets up but Borderland picks him up for a spinebuster and Odin hits a running big boot and knocks him down as Borderland hits the Spinal Tap again! Chris Avery: WHOA WHAT A TAG TEAM MANUEVER!Black stumbles up and shoves Borderland out of the ring over the top rope but when he turns around ODIN HITS THE RAGNAROK! Billy: OH!!Chris Avery: THE RAGNAROK!Odin pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Wwwooooowww!Chris Avery: Odin Balfore and Shane Borderland win!Billy: Borderland wins in a debut!The crowd pops for Odin and Borderland as Black rolls out of the ring. Scala is frustrated they couldn't pull through! Odin and Borderland have their arms raised in victory.. Billy: These two teaming up randomly might be worth mentioning!Chris Avery: Borderland looked great in his debut, Odin looks unstoppable like always!Billy: Black and Scala are not cut out to be a team together but the two need to communicate!We fade to a commercial
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:15:01 GMT -5
Dandy DiVito Injury Update
Billy: Folks, we can tell you a small but important update on four time World Champion Dandy DiVito. Chris Avery: We were informed this morning that DiVito has moved to a personal care facility.Billy: We were told that it was a high grade Concussion, multiple organ complications, and a list of terrible bruises and breaks. Chris Avery: The last we heard was that he is in critical condition, on behalf of Action Wrestling we send our thoughts and prayers to Dandy DiVito in this tough time.Billy: I do not because he is a piece of shit.Billy and Chris stare into the camera deadpan as Chris slowly turns to Billy and mouths " wtf"
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:18:28 GMT -5
The Jill Park Show
“Cannibal” by Kesha hits the speakers and the fans boo loudly, as Jill Park limps onto the stage. With the Women’s Championship around her waist, the United States Championship slung over her left shoulder, and All-In briefcase in her right hand, Jill peers over a pair of white aviator sunglasses out at her “adoring public”. She flips off the crowd with her left hand, riling them up even further, before limping down the ramp. Billy: And here’s Jill Park, fresh off of a win against Dandy DiVito at Turmoil in a brutal and unbelievable Unsanctioned Match.Chris Avery: Right you are, Billy. And Jill is not without her share of battle scars, evident by her limp.Billy: But of course, that pales in comparison to the injuries sustained by Dandy DiVito, highlighted by the brutal, and frankly disgusting, ending to the match.Gingerly, Jill Park makes her way up the steps, and in between the ropes before requesting, and receiving, a microphone. Despite her limp and evident scars on her forehead from her aforementioned war with Dandy DiVito, a smirk creeps its way onto her face as she readies to address the crowd. Jill Park: First of all, shut the hell up.The fans boo louder, naturally. “FUCK YOU JILL!”
“FUCK YOU JILL!”
“FUCK YOU JILL!”
Jill twirls the microphone in her hand, waiting for the chant to die down, which it quickly does. Jill Park: Expecting any modicum of class in buttfuck, South Dakota really was asking too much, wasn’t it? We really need to be booking our shows in a respectable state like CALIFORNIA. Get on it, Torture! Again, the crowd boos loudly, and even throws trash near the ring. Jill Park: Anyways, I have much more important than this hick-ass state. You all saw what happened at Turmoil. I’m not talking about Carter Shaw’s return, nor am I talking about Wesley’s return. Not talking the absolute snooze fest of Gerard Angelo retaining the World Heavyweight Championship, either. There was one match; one moment that eclipsed it all.
The brutal, destructive, END to Dandy DiVito.Chris Avery: I think that may be a tad premature.Billy: SHE’S SMILING! SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE FOR WHAT SHE PERPETRATED AT TURMOIL!Chris Avery: It was truly one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen!Jill Park: NO match. Not one single fucking match was as RUTHLESS, as ENTERTAINING, or as IMPORTANT was my victory over Dandy DiVito. What is it going to take?
FPV. Taken out. QDT. Gone. Dandy DiVito. Destroyed.
Torture, Pasternak…what’s it going to take? How many Hall of Famers are you going to allow me to DESTROY before you come to your senses? Until you ALL come to your senses, and Angelo simply hands me MY CHAMPIONSHIP?Once again, the crowd pipes up with chants of “NO!”. Jill Park: It would be such a shame, what I’ve done…if it wasn’t just so goddamn exilerating. And to any of you who somehow still have this question: NO, I do NOT regret what I did to Dandy DiVito. He fucked around, and he found out.
He got what he fucking deserved.“Reinventing Evil” by Okkultist blasts through the arena interrupting Jill. The audience with a mixed reaction but still all jump to their feet in excitement as Alice Gemini walks out with a mic in her hand. She stares bullets all the way to the ring and through Jill. She stands there for a moment in silence as her music shuts off. The crowd takes this moment of silence as an opportunity to begin chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”Alice Gemini: I’m thinking you’re about to get what you deserve in a second, bitch.The crowd erupts in cheers now. Alice Gemini: I told you, I wasn’t through with you and now because of the TRUE match that eclipsed everything else that happened at Turmoil, I get to come down there and hurt you. Hurt you really bad you annoying fucking parasite. You know what, I’m done talking for once.Alice throws the mic as hard as she can in Jill’s direction and takes off running towards the ring. The crowd is exploding with excitement! Alice slides into the ring but by the time she gets fully in Jill has already slid her way out and the crowd goes from excitement to disappointment and boos in an instant. Alice leans on the ropes pointing and screaming at her to get back in the ring. She kicks the bottom rope out of frustration and picks up the mic that she threw at Jill that had landed in the ring. She taps on it a few times to make sure it’s still working. Jill rolls her eyes as the fans boo and can be heard yelling “You ain’t worth my time!”Alice Gemini: Oh yeah?! We’re running now huh, champ? I know you’re scared of me more than Ash Blake but c’mon! I’m ready to go, you garter snake looking little pussy!Chris Avery: The crowd is getting into it!Alice extends her arms in the middle of the ring. The crowd begins chanting “GARTER SNAKE! GARTER SNAKE! GARTER SNAKE!” Billy: It looks like Jill Park wants NOTHING to do with Alice Gemini! Alice Gemini: Listen to these disgusting people being conducted so easily. You can run all the fuck you want Jill but I’m gonna catch you soon enough and when I do, I’m gonna fuck you up. I’m going to embarrass you so badly that you’re gonna keep running and running and eventually you’ll be completely out of sight and none will be the god damn wiser. You’re going to go into a dark spiraling hell after I finally get my hands on you. United States Title? Mine. Women's Title? Mine. All-In briefcase? Failed. Your big year is gonna end the same way the South Dakota Coyotes season is gonna end. In pure disappointment and not a single person is gonna be shocked. Enjoy your fun little entrance and hardware now because that’s coming to an end as soon as I snap my fingers and say it’s over.She tosses the mic behind her, never breaking eye contact with Jill.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:19:33 GMT -5
Billy: NEXT WEEK ITS PURE CUP FOUR! AND LOOK WHO RETURNS! Chris Avery: MAX DAEMON IS BACK! A FORMER PURE CHAMPION AND THE FIRST PURE CUP WINNER! HE RETURNS TO ACTION AND NEXT WEEK THESE FOUR ARE GOING TO GO BLOW FOR BLOW, STRIKE FOR STRIKE, SUBMISSION FOR SUBMISSION!Billy: PURE CUP FOUR IS NEXT WEEK AND IT WILL BE IN THE SAME ARENA AS CLASH HOLIDAY MAYHEM AND ONCE AGAIN, NO ROPES! NO PINFALLS! Chris Avery: WORLD CUP II WINNER ALISTER MCKISSICK, HOLDEN ROSS, JOHN BLACK AND MAX DAEMON! WHO WILL BE THE PURE CUP IV WINNER!?
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 5, 2022 20:20:58 GMT -5
Main Event The Supermarks vs. Wesley & Carter Shaw
Billy: Welcome back to Clash and its time for our main event!The lights go out and the guitar riff picks up on Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross and it shoots straight into the hook and the lights come on with a farty pyro blast on the stage and both Markersons are on the stage posing! The crowd cheers as they are introduced! Adilene Floyd: From Las Vegas, Nevada at a combined weight of 450 pounds, Mark and Marky Markerson, the Supermarks!They're coming down the ramp already pointing at themselves and giving a few of the fans a pose and high five. Marky is feeling the music and slides in first and continues singing along with the song as Mark jumps up on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckles and points out at the sold out crowd and poses. Mark flips into the ring off the turnbuckles as Marky continues singing and the two pose in the middle of the ring. The music fades as they get prepared in their corner. Chris Avery: GONNNAA RIDDEEE LIKE THE WIND!The Supermarks are in the corner when.. A guitar swell takes over the P.A. as the word "SHAW" flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself. Green strobe lights electrify the entrance stage as Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain with his head dropped, a hoodie pulled up over it. He stands still at the top of the ramp, the cheerss coming loudly from the crowd, as he slowly lifts his eyes up to meet the crowd, followed by removing the hood from his head. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts...weighing in at 235 pounds, CARTEERRR SSHHAAAAAAAW!He slowly turns in a 360, showing the "NEVER ZERO" slogan across the front of the hooded sweatshirt, along with the words "Saint Shaw" across the back. He bursts out from the stage with a momentary gritting of the teeth before yelling out some words to the nearby fans. He stops halfway down the ramp, his piercing blue eyes look out over the crowd as he pans from left to right before continuing forward, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He walks in a circle along the ropes before hopping up to a middle turnbuckle, outstretching his arms with open palms. He lets his body slowly fall backwards before dropping to his feet. He removes the hoodie, tossing it to ringside, before again yelling out to the crowd with his arms held out wide, pumping everybody up. Billy: HERE WE GO!Pyro blasts off the stage, the ActionTron, the ramp! Bury the Light - Vergil's battle theme continues playing.. The crowd is jumping up and down, the arena lights come back on and it's bright as fuck in the arena and we see fans hugging, clutching each other, jumping up and down! GOING Apeshit fucking bananas! The camera pans from the crowd to the stage where Wesley rises from underneath the stage and stands on the stage at the top of the ramp. All you can hear is the crowd erupting with one of the biggest pops ever and the music is hardly heard.. He just stares out at the arena.. The crowd going crazy! He looks a bit older, a touch more grey.. He begins walking down the ramp! He gets to the lower 1/3rd of the ramp and poses as PYRO SHOOTS OFF BEHIND HIM!! Adilene Floyd: Accepting the open challenge... FROM ATTLLAAANTTAAA, GEORGIAAA... WWWEEEESSSSSLLLEYYYYYYYYYY!!The crowd fucking POPS as Wes pumps his fist and heads to the ring. He turns to head up the steps but stops and goes towards the railing where he takes his signature scarf off and hands it to a young fan. All the older marks are going crazy as Wes nods at them. He turns and heads up the steel steps and into the ring! Billy: LAST WEEK AT TURMOIL, WESLEY RETURNED AND IT WAS THE MOST SHOCKING MOMENT IN AW HISTORY!Chris Avery: SHAW AND WESLEY WENT TO A 30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT DRAW TOO! NOW TONIGHT THEY HAVE TO TEAM!Wesley stands in the ring and takes his entrance gear off and hands it over the top rope as Shaw stands on his side of the ring not taking his eyes off of Wesley. Wesley is all smiles as he stares back at Shaw.. Billy: These two!! On the same side in the biggest main event on Clash, right? It has to be!?Chris Avery: I think so!DING DING DING Shaw starts out as Wesley lets him and Marky starts out for his team! Marky and Shaw tie up but it's Shaw who gets the advantage and shoots Marky off to the ropes and goes for a back body drop but Marky lands on his feet! Marky turns and goes for a crossbody but Shaw catches him! He turns and throws him back for a fallaway slam but Marky lands on his hands and feet! Marky gets up and springboards off the middle rope and moonsaults back but Shaw catches him on his shoulders and tosses him off but he lands on his feet! The two square off in the middle of the ring as Shaw is smiling but frustrated and Marky is just douchey smirking. The crowd reacts! Billy: Wow! Supermarks are the #1 contenders and will be getting their Tag Team Championship match next week!Chris Avery: Supermarks winning in their debut at Turmoil, could have MASSIVE momentum winning here tonight too!Marky and Shaw tie up and Marky gets the wristlock advantage and Shaw front flips and lands on his feet to a pop but Marky breaks it and hits a dropkick sending Shaw stumbling back into the corners! Marky runs at Shaw but Shaw comes out with a dropkick of his own and Marky crashes down onto the canvas! Marky is lifted up to his feet and Shaw hits a snap suplex! Billy: What a snap suplex!Chris Avery: Shaw back in control with that!Shaw lifts up Marky and tags in Wesley and the two lift up Marky and whip him to the ropes and they both hit a back body drop! Marky stumbles back up as Shaw lifts him up into a suplex but he passes him off upside downt to Wesley who drops him with a suplex of his own! Billy: Whoa! What a tag team move that was!Marky crawls over to the corner and tags in Mark! Mark gets in and the crowd pops as Mark and Wesley tie up but Wesley gets the upperhand and whips Mark into the corner! Mark stumbles out and Wesley picks up Mark and spins around hitting a spinebuster! Wesley covers! One! Two! Marky makes the save! Billy: What a save there! Could have been in!Shaw gets into the ring and clotheslines Marky over the top rope but Shaw crashes with him to the outside! Chris Avery: Whoa!! Spilled out of the ring!Wesley picks up Mark but Mark rolls him up! One! Two! Wesley kicks out! Billy: I thought they tried to steal it!Mark gets up and runs to the ropes and springboards back but Wesley catches him, holds him up, deadlifts him right into a German Suplex and Mark crashes and back rolls to the corner as Wesley fires up! Chris Avery: Whoa! Wesley in control now!Marky takes Shaw and shoves him into the ring post knocking Shaw down! Shaw grabs Mark and lifts him up.. Billy: GOING FOR THE FINISH!Marky gets into the ring and smashes a superkick to the back of Wesleys head! Chris Avery: OHH!!Wesley stumbles around and Mark and Marky hit SUPERKICKS IN STEREO!! Billy: WHOA!! THATS IT!!Chris Avery: DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! ITS OVER!!Mark covers Wesley!! ONE! TWO!! SHAW PULLS MARK OFF THE COVER AND OUT OF THE RING!! Billy: SHAW SAVES THE DAY ON THAT ONE!!Wesley rolls to the corner as Mark goes over but Wesley grabs him and pulls him down head first/face first onto the middle turnbuckle! Shaw slides back in and hits a kick to the gut of Mark and then brainbusters him in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: What a brainbuster!Marky slides into the ring and ducks the clothesline of Shaw but hits the ropes! Wesley lifts him up for a HUGE back body drop! Chris Avery: WESLEY WITH A BACK DROP!Marky and Mark regroup and roll under the ropes and shrug this whole match off and they're now on the bottom of the ramp! Billy: What?! What are they doing!?The Supermarks are waving off Shaw and Wesley and they're up the ramp! Chris Avery: Come on! They're not going to finish the main event?!Wesley has his hands on his hips and he's shaking his head as Shaw is demanding Marky and Mark to get back in the ring! Billy: The Supermarks are outta here! What the hell!?The official is at 8! 9! 10!! DING DING DING
Billy: Oh come on!!The crowd is booing as Supermarks are holding up the #1 fingers.. Chris Avery: They're saying they're the #1 contenders and thats all that matters but this is a count out loss!Billy: I don't think they care! The Supermarks are still waving off Shaw and Wesley as Shaw is already at the bottom of the ramp still demanding they come down the ramp but The Supermarks make their way through the curtain. Billy: Thats it for the main event! What a let down!Shaw is walking up the ramp shaking his head in disappointment as Wesley exits the ring and is walking up the ramp too. Chris Avery: Wesley and Shaw wanted to pick up the win there!Billy: That's end for this edition of Monday Night Clash!Shaw leaves through the curtain as Wesley is up the ramp BUT THE CAMERA CUTS NEXT TO THE RAMP! Billy: Huh!?Chris Avery: whatthe-THERE IS A BRAWL AS THE SPOTLIGHT HITS NEXT TO THE RAMP AND TWO FIGURES ARE THROWING HAYMAKERS LEFT AND RIGHT! ITS DOWNFALL AND COREY BLACK! THERE ARE A HOST OF SECURITY, JOBBERS, PRODUCERS TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM BUT BLACK HITS A RIGHT HAND AND A FOREARM SENDING DOWNFALL UP ONTO THE RAMP AND BLACK GETS ON THE RAMP AND SPEARS DOWNFALL DOWN THE RAMP ONTO THE RING MATS! Billy: THESE TWO ARE STILL FIGHTING!!Chris Avery: THIS IS INSANE!! THIS IS A BLOOD FEUD IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE!Black picks up Downfall but DF throws Black into the ring and slides in after him! Billy: OH GOD!The refs and security all slide into the ring but Black jumps on Downfall and starts hitting right forearms and left forearms and elbows raining them down onto Downfall! Billy: GOD DAMN WE NEED TO BREAK THIS UP!Chris Avery: IM GONNA HELP!Chris takes the headset off and slides into the ring and is also trying to keep them separated as Black is pulled off Downfall.. Billy: My god! This is WILD! ITS INTENSE!Black takes his Hardcore Championship from the grasp of one of the security guards who has it and turns around and SMASH- NO! DOWNFALL DUCKS AND BLACK MISSES! Billy: WHAT THE HELL!? TRIED TO SMASH THE BELT INTO HIS FACE!Downfall picks up Black onto his shoulders AND HITS THE GODKILLER!! Billy: GODKILER!! GODKILLER!!Black sells it on the canvas as Downfall grabs the Hardcore Championship and lifts it up.. Security and officials are intimidated to back up away from DF as he folds the Hardcore Championship and Black is already kneeling up.. Billy: WHAT DOES DOWNFALL HAVE PLANNED NOW?!Downfall picks up Black on his shoulders but keeps the Hardcore Championship against the face of Black and very quickly lifts him off the shoulders and into the facebuster AGAIN! Billy: GODKILLER AGAIN!! GOD DAMN IT WHAT A GODKILLER!!Black lays on the canvas as blood drips out of his mouth.. and Downfall sits there looking at him as officials and security along with Chris Avery and bunch of jobbers are telling Downfall to stop.. Billy: HE PUT BLACK DOWN RIGHT ON HIS HARDCORE TITLE!Downfall sitting on his ass looking down at Black rolling around slowly with blood dripping out of his mouth.. Billy: DAMN IT DOWNFALL!! DAMN IT!!Downfall picks up the Hardcore Championship and slings it over his shoulder and smirks at Black... Downfall stands up and officials get back between him and Black again... Billy: GOD DAMN YOU, DOWNFALL!! WHY!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!Downfall leans back in the corner turnbuckles with the Hardcore title on his shoulder.. Black is laying in a spit of his own blood.. Billy: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! THE BELT AINT YOURS, DOWNFALL!! THE BELT AINT YOURS!!
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