Post by Azurine Vebbins on Dec 4, 2022 5:19:24 GMT -5
Her promotional material opens with CruiserClash’s crimson-curled cheermonger filming holiday hubbub. Specifically, Azurine Vebbins streams fellow associates from her sort shift. Adrenalized anxiety swarms the production floor. This organization’s First Annual Hot Tag/International Volunteer Day Sale takes place on Monday, December 5th. Whether Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Festivus, Winter Solstice, and/or Christmas, all celebrations require resale representation.
Maybe that’s why “Da Adorkable Angel” picked Sisters of the Short Arm Clothesline as her chosen charity. Despite sounding like a club for chest-chopped Catholics, SATSOC comes across as “nondenominational nonprofit” to consumers. Affordable apparel does carry universal appeal. Ms. Vebbins flashes her signature saccharine smile while folding “Reindeer League” and “I Dream Of Dreidel” ugly sweaters.
Azurine Vebbins: Various virtuous vocals, Vermillion! Your Sanford Coyote Sports Center plays host to Monday night’s go-home edition of CruiserClash. I hope like Lissie you’re gracious to gorgeous gammed guests like current Cruiserweight Champion Serenity Holmes, “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler, and “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins.
Each of us shall be on our blessed behavior. Our reunion revolves around one objective. Aphable Azzumption and “‘Da 22nd Century Girl” are gonna nock nightmares into da noggins of dree noxious ninnyhammers. Yes, I’m referrin’ to Dorian Bateman and his Dread Pulpit No Piety bro-ders Lionel and Murdo.
Dose dudes deserve gettin’ mornin’ newspaper dropped on da doorstep, Could call dem duds in triplicate. Dat’s da sound hollow-husked homebodies make when collidin’ against canvas. It’s a critical condition compounded from lack of heart and place. My heart feels at home when led down an entrance ramp by Aphriya. Likewise, I know my place. It’s workin’ an assigned corner to gift or receive hot tags from Adler and Holmes. Of course when “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” discusses hot tags, she should segue to a strategic sponsor, right? Right.
“Da Vivacious Variable” zooms in on a nun who could easily be a pleasant penguin’s twin. She naturally waves at the camera while Azurine provides an informal introduction.
Azurine Vebbins: Dis is Sister Sophia Diana Helena Rosa. She’s da Senior Director of Operations for da Sisters Of Da Short Arm Clodes-line Brooklyn Branch. While Holden’s Hottie’s, Charlotte’s Cutie, and Yours Truly kick brain-burned booty all over your reddish residence, it’s important to spend some time before and after-hand volunteerin’. Some might say it’d be niftier to mention December 5’s International Ninja Day. Statin’ it’s also National Bade-tub Party would make dis streamin’ experience steamier. However, International Volunteer Day resonates most for me. Helps dis dame find anoder alternative avenue for providin’ a delightful difference. It’s an open opportunity for takin’ double-vision dreams and rasslin’ dem into sin’-le focused reality. Plus, every branch has spectacular sales you’ve gotta see to believe. So if you want main event style at curtain jerker prices, make sure you get clo-din’ clobbered at Sisters Of Da Short Arm Clodes-line.
Upon finishing the impromptu infomercial, Ms. Vebbins shifts back to speaking about the six-person showdown.
Azurine Vebbins: B-flat honest, chanters, dis donnybrook dance versus Dorian Blankstare and Da Deceivers is a vicious venture. Dis upcomin’ grapplin’ gala is Episode Ninety-Nine. Unfortunately for dem, my troupe’s problem-solvin’ skills are on point. We also possess zero foxtrots turnin’ you blowhard braggarts into befuddled bleeps. It’ll be proper preparation for deliberate déjà-vu. Why? Because when CruiserHavoc Five rolls ‘round you’ll be rin’ rope ready. By dat, I mean, all it’ll take is a sucker superkick, well-placed Pearly Gatekeeper, and/or a clodes-line to relinquish two figment fighters from dose wonderful waist halos you’re warmin’.
"Da Hardheaded Housewife" gratutitously giggles and grins while miming how she plans to eliminate Dorian Bateman, Lionel, and Murdo at CruiserClash C: CruiserHavoc V.
Maybe that’s why “Da Adorkable Angel” picked Sisters of the Short Arm Clothesline as her chosen charity. Despite sounding like a club for chest-chopped Catholics, SATSOC comes across as “nondenominational nonprofit” to consumers. Affordable apparel does carry universal appeal. Ms. Vebbins flashes her signature saccharine smile while folding “Reindeer League” and “I Dream Of Dreidel” ugly sweaters.
Azurine Vebbins: Various virtuous vocals, Vermillion! Your Sanford Coyote Sports Center plays host to Monday night’s go-home edition of CruiserClash. I hope like Lissie you’re gracious to gorgeous gammed guests like current Cruiserweight Champion Serenity Holmes, “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler, and “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins.
Each of us shall be on our blessed behavior. Our reunion revolves around one objective. Aphable Azzumption and “‘Da 22nd Century Girl” are gonna nock nightmares into da noggins of dree noxious ninnyhammers. Yes, I’m referrin’ to Dorian Bateman and his Dread Pulpit No Piety bro-ders Lionel and Murdo.
Dose dudes deserve gettin’ mornin’ newspaper dropped on da doorstep, Could call dem duds in triplicate. Dat’s da sound hollow-husked homebodies make when collidin’ against canvas. It’s a critical condition compounded from lack of heart and place. My heart feels at home when led down an entrance ramp by Aphriya. Likewise, I know my place. It’s workin’ an assigned corner to gift or receive hot tags from Adler and Holmes. Of course when “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” discusses hot tags, she should segue to a strategic sponsor, right? Right.
“Da Vivacious Variable” zooms in on a nun who could easily be a pleasant penguin’s twin. She naturally waves at the camera while Azurine provides an informal introduction.
Azurine Vebbins: Dis is Sister Sophia Diana Helena Rosa. She’s da Senior Director of Operations for da Sisters Of Da Short Arm Clodes-line Brooklyn Branch. While Holden’s Hottie’s, Charlotte’s Cutie, and Yours Truly kick brain-burned booty all over your reddish residence, it’s important to spend some time before and after-hand volunteerin’. Some might say it’d be niftier to mention December 5’s International Ninja Day. Statin’ it’s also National Bade-tub Party would make dis streamin’ experience steamier. However, International Volunteer Day resonates most for me. Helps dis dame find anoder alternative avenue for providin’ a delightful difference. It’s an open opportunity for takin’ double-vision dreams and rasslin’ dem into sin’-le focused reality. Plus, every branch has spectacular sales you’ve gotta see to believe. So if you want main event style at curtain jerker prices, make sure you get clo-din’ clobbered at Sisters Of Da Short Arm Clodes-line.
Upon finishing the impromptu infomercial, Ms. Vebbins shifts back to speaking about the six-person showdown.
Azurine Vebbins: B-flat honest, chanters, dis donnybrook dance versus Dorian Blankstare and Da Deceivers is a vicious venture. Dis upcomin’ grapplin’ gala is Episode Ninety-Nine. Unfortunately for dem, my troupe’s problem-solvin’ skills are on point. We also possess zero foxtrots turnin’ you blowhard braggarts into befuddled bleeps. It’ll be proper preparation for deliberate déjà-vu. Why? Because when CruiserHavoc Five rolls ‘round you’ll be rin’ rope ready. By dat, I mean, all it’ll take is a sucker superkick, well-placed Pearly Gatekeeper, and/or a clodes-line to relinquish two figment fighters from dose wonderful waist halos you’re warmin’.
"Da Hardheaded Housewife" gratutitously giggles and grins while miming how she plans to eliminate Dorian Bateman, Lionel, and Murdo at CruiserClash C: CruiserHavoc V.
