Post by The Supermarks on Dec 3, 2022 12:09:20 GMT -5
The camera turns on and Mark is holding it out in front of him filming it himself as he smiles.
Mark: Heyy worldwide its Mark Markerson and welcome to The Marks the only blog that gives you the most entertaining content for your buck. I'm Mark and yo check this out bruvs I'm sitting on the hood of a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT that we had dad rent out for the day and oohhhhh loooook at this!
Mark swings the camera around and we see Marky behind the wheel and he turns it on! The car begins to rev as Marky is going crazy with his tongue hanging out!
Marky: Yeaaaahahahahahaha lets GOOOO we ready to do this man? We ready to GO FAST!?
Mark: Marky is crazy guys he wants to haul ass and take it for a joy ride!
The camera cuts out but cuts back in with Mark putting his seatbelt on in the passenger seat.
Mark: I'm riding shotgun and Marky is ready to go yeah, bro?
Marky: OHHHH YEAAAAH IM READY TO NOT ONLY LIVE MY LIFE ONE WRESTLING MATCH AT A TIME BUT ONE QUARTER MILE AT A TIME DOGGYYYYY!?
Mark: You have the air conditioner on its like eight below in here but okay lets see what this 2005 Porsche Carrera GT can do in this empty parking lot, we have hours before anyone would know, lets go!!
Mark throws the camera out the window and Cam catches it. Cam turns it to himself.
Cam: Yo sup, im Cam the Camera guy and i'll film while they do th-
Marky: SHUT THE HELL UP, CAM! JUST FILM US, BRO!
The car revs up to 9000 RPM as Cam flips the camera back to them. The car squeels its tires, errrrrrrrr, and drives off with high acceleration to the end of the parking lot and spins sideways and smashes the brakes and hits the curb and side swipes a tree as it's coming to a stop.
Cam: OH MY GOD!
Cam rushes the 50 yards to the car as Mark and Marky get out of the car all wobbley. The wreck wasn't even bad, it was super slow and barely left a scratch but the two are dramatic. Marky is leaning up against the car as Cam catches up!
Cam: You okay? BROS YOU OK?
Marky: Yeah, Cam, I'm fine I saw my whole light flash before my eyes.
Mark: You mean life?
Marky: Nah bro I saw a light and it flashed. How could a life flash, you make no sense bro.
Mark: You almost made me shit my pants, brother, you had us running scared.
Cam turns the camera back to his face as he does a Jim from the Office reaction and then back to filming.
Marky: I think it's time to break this ol' thing out.
Marky brings out a guitar from the window of the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT that's just sitting against the tree. He sits on the hood of the car and strums the guitar very terribly.
Mark: no-dont
Mark says that as he holds his ears.
Marky: Let me sing you a song about being #1 contenders to the tag team titles, baby.
Mark shakes his head no as Marky is 100% diligent about singing this song with a terrible voice and absolutely no talent to play guitar.
Marky while singing: We threw everyoneee over the top ropeeeee. We are better than every other tag teeaaaaaaaam... we won the #1 contendership in our debut, and winning the belts is our dreaaaaaaammmm
Mark is standing behind him with a raised eyebrow
Marky while singing: Now the two guys we have to beat this week are known as the best thingsssssss, but we'll pin their old busted asses cause fuck carter shaw and weeesss LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mark holds his ears and the camera shakes clearly cause Cams ear drum bursted.
Marky drops the guitar on the ground and steps over it and just talks into the camera.
Marky: Anyways, we're booked against Wesley and Shaw, yeah? The two old busted up dudes who returned after months and months and months, blah blah. Shaw had to take time off cause he hurt his wittle wankle and he needed his mommy and daddy to kiss his booboos.
Mark: Don't forget a 90 pound woman broke that ankle!
Marky: Lil Jill Park? You callin' mah girl Lil Jill 90 pounds? she got that cake baby boy, SHE GOT THAT CAKE SHE THICK IN THE RIGHT PLACES SHES MORE THAN NINETY POUNDS!
Mark: Focus, man, and she isn't going to ever talk to you.
Marky: Like I was saying, he teamin' with that fancy lookin' bro with the get up and the get now and the grabbies. Listen, Wes, can I call you Wes? I'ma call you Wes, Wes, you're coming off some crazy repaired neck and someshit I dunno, I wasn't paying attention during the easter egg hunt you were leaving us. Being the light, having the light, burying the light, how about I light you the fuck up on Monday Night Clash, bru. How about I bury your light bru and make you eat shit in that ring.
Mark: They think they can just come into the tag team division and take whats ours..
Marky: And that aint happening. Wes and Shaw, you two busted up pieces of junk from the past can stay dead like the Delorians. We ain't need ya in this future, the marvel future, the future of days past, shit we don't need ya now. We're going to show you on Clash why exactly we don't need you.
Just then the phone rings. Mark grabs it out of the car and answers it.
Mark: Yeah, dad? Yeah, no what? We didn't rent a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT in your name? That sounds outrageous dad, we'll get to the bottom of this. Yes. YES. YES WE WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER OKAY.
Mark hangs up the phone.
Mark: We gotta go.
The camera cuts out.
The camera comes back on as the two are sitting on the edge of a bed in their room.
Mark: Hey brohs and brahs we're coming live real quick just to let ya know a few things. We signed to Action Wrestling cause everyone on twitter says its the top fed in the world. Is it? we about to find out. I know a few others who have tried their hands here, I know a few who won't even come in to this fed and I've seen a lot of champions on twitter talking about this fed and so here we are right? We're here to win and compete against the best.
Marky: We won in our debut we have proved that we belong here already but we're not slowing down, bros. we're not just going to give up and take it slow.
Mark: No. We can't and we won't. Wesley, I'm glad your back man. I actually enjoyed your work even when I was on the indy circuit jumping around, I always kept up with you man. Your good, you had a lot of good matches and you looked like you were on the cusp of becoming world champion. Then what happened? Wrestler of the year was almost yours big dog, what happened? Slow crash and burn right?
Marky: No one crashes and burns like Carter Shaw. Dude just looks like he has a teenage girlfriend and wraps cars around telephones and trees. The slimiest of slimy too, Shaw you can come back and hype all these people up but you aint gonna hype me up you won't hype my brother up thats for certain. we have a goal here in AW.
Mark: Its not to be the Tag Team Champions.
Marky: It's to be the best muthafucka tag team this company has ever seen.
Mark: And you guys have had some stables, had some teammates, had some partners, ya guys might know a thing or two about friends and tag teams but let me tell you, you don't know shit about twin brothers wreckin your busted asses in the middle of that ring on monday nights.
Marky: And thats exactly whats gonna happen on Clash. You two are just another victim for the ol Supermarks and there aint no stopping us, bros.
GET DOWN HERE FOR DINNER AND STOP FILMING THAT BULLSHIT
Mark: We gotta go bros, see ya on Clash.
Marky: Ride like the wind babies, see ya soon!
The camera cuts out and its uploaded to their official Youtube page.
Mark: Heyy worldwide its Mark Markerson and welcome to The Marks the only blog that gives you the most entertaining content for your buck. I'm Mark and yo check this out bruvs I'm sitting on the hood of a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT that we had dad rent out for the day and oohhhhh loooook at this!
Mark swings the camera around and we see Marky behind the wheel and he turns it on! The car begins to rev as Marky is going crazy with his tongue hanging out!
Marky: Yeaaaahahahahahaha lets GOOOO we ready to do this man? We ready to GO FAST!?
Mark: Marky is crazy guys he wants to haul ass and take it for a joy ride!
The camera cuts out but cuts back in with Mark putting his seatbelt on in the passenger seat.
Mark: I'm riding shotgun and Marky is ready to go yeah, bro?
Marky: OHHHH YEAAAAH IM READY TO NOT ONLY LIVE MY LIFE ONE WRESTLING MATCH AT A TIME BUT ONE QUARTER MILE AT A TIME DOGGYYYYY!?
Mark: You have the air conditioner on its like eight below in here but okay lets see what this 2005 Porsche Carrera GT can do in this empty parking lot, we have hours before anyone would know, lets go!!
Mark throws the camera out the window and Cam catches it. Cam turns it to himself.
Cam: Yo sup, im Cam the Camera guy and i'll film while they do th-
Marky: SHUT THE HELL UP, CAM! JUST FILM US, BRO!
The car revs up to 9000 RPM as Cam flips the camera back to them. The car squeels its tires, errrrrrrrr, and drives off with high acceleration to the end of the parking lot and spins sideways and smashes the brakes and hits the curb and side swipes a tree as it's coming to a stop.
Cam: OH MY GOD!
Cam rushes the 50 yards to the car as Mark and Marky get out of the car all wobbley. The wreck wasn't even bad, it was super slow and barely left a scratch but the two are dramatic. Marky is leaning up against the car as Cam catches up!
Cam: You okay? BROS YOU OK?
Marky: Yeah, Cam, I'm fine I saw my whole light flash before my eyes.
Mark: You mean life?
Marky: Nah bro I saw a light and it flashed. How could a life flash, you make no sense bro.
Mark: You almost made me shit my pants, brother, you had us running scared.
Cam turns the camera back to his face as he does a Jim from the Office reaction and then back to filming.
Marky: I think it's time to break this ol' thing out.
Marky brings out a guitar from the window of the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT that's just sitting against the tree. He sits on the hood of the car and strums the guitar very terribly.
Mark: no-dont
Mark says that as he holds his ears.
Marky: Let me sing you a song about being #1 contenders to the tag team titles, baby.
Mark shakes his head no as Marky is 100% diligent about singing this song with a terrible voice and absolutely no talent to play guitar.
Marky while singing: We threw everyoneee over the top ropeeeee. We are better than every other tag teeaaaaaaaam... we won the #1 contendership in our debut, and winning the belts is our dreaaaaaaammmm
Mark is standing behind him with a raised eyebrow
Marky while singing: Now the two guys we have to beat this week are known as the best thingsssssss, but we'll pin their old busted asses cause fuck carter shaw and weeesss LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mark holds his ears and the camera shakes clearly cause Cams ear drum bursted.
Marky drops the guitar on the ground and steps over it and just talks into the camera.
Marky: Anyways, we're booked against Wesley and Shaw, yeah? The two old busted up dudes who returned after months and months and months, blah blah. Shaw had to take time off cause he hurt his wittle wankle and he needed his mommy and daddy to kiss his booboos.
Mark: Don't forget a 90 pound woman broke that ankle!
Marky: Lil Jill Park? You callin' mah girl Lil Jill 90 pounds? she got that cake baby boy, SHE GOT THAT CAKE SHE THICK IN THE RIGHT PLACES SHES MORE THAN NINETY POUNDS!
Mark: Focus, man, and she isn't going to ever talk to you.
Marky: Like I was saying, he teamin' with that fancy lookin' bro with the get up and the get now and the grabbies. Listen, Wes, can I call you Wes? I'ma call you Wes, Wes, you're coming off some crazy repaired neck and someshit I dunno, I wasn't paying attention during the easter egg hunt you were leaving us. Being the light, having the light, burying the light, how about I light you the fuck up on Monday Night Clash, bru. How about I bury your light bru and make you eat shit in that ring.
Mark: They think they can just come into the tag team division and take whats ours..
Marky: And that aint happening. Wes and Shaw, you two busted up pieces of junk from the past can stay dead like the Delorians. We ain't need ya in this future, the marvel future, the future of days past, shit we don't need ya now. We're going to show you on Clash why exactly we don't need you.
Just then the phone rings. Mark grabs it out of the car and answers it.
Mark: Yeah, dad? Yeah, no what? We didn't rent a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT in your name? That sounds outrageous dad, we'll get to the bottom of this. Yes. YES. YES WE WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER OKAY.
Mark hangs up the phone.
Mark: We gotta go.
The camera cuts out.
The camera comes back on as the two are sitting on the edge of a bed in their room.
Mark: Hey brohs and brahs we're coming live real quick just to let ya know a few things. We signed to Action Wrestling cause everyone on twitter says its the top fed in the world. Is it? we about to find out. I know a few others who have tried their hands here, I know a few who won't even come in to this fed and I've seen a lot of champions on twitter talking about this fed and so here we are right? We're here to win and compete against the best.
Marky: We won in our debut we have proved that we belong here already but we're not slowing down, bros. we're not just going to give up and take it slow.
Mark: No. We can't and we won't. Wesley, I'm glad your back man. I actually enjoyed your work even when I was on the indy circuit jumping around, I always kept up with you man. Your good, you had a lot of good matches and you looked like you were on the cusp of becoming world champion. Then what happened? Wrestler of the year was almost yours big dog, what happened? Slow crash and burn right?
Marky: No one crashes and burns like Carter Shaw. Dude just looks like he has a teenage girlfriend and wraps cars around telephones and trees. The slimiest of slimy too, Shaw you can come back and hype all these people up but you aint gonna hype me up you won't hype my brother up thats for certain. we have a goal here in AW.
Mark: Its not to be the Tag Team Champions.
Marky: It's to be the best muthafucka tag team this company has ever seen.
Mark: And you guys have had some stables, had some teammates, had some partners, ya guys might know a thing or two about friends and tag teams but let me tell you, you don't know shit about twin brothers wreckin your busted asses in the middle of that ring on monday nights.
Marky: And thats exactly whats gonna happen on Clash. You two are just another victim for the ol Supermarks and there aint no stopping us, bros.
GET DOWN HERE FOR DINNER AND STOP FILMING THAT BULLSHIT
Mark: We gotta go bros, see ya on Clash.
Marky: Ride like the wind babies, see ya soon!
The camera cuts out and its uploaded to their official Youtube page.
