Post by Hot Shot Wayne Austin on Nov 22, 2022 1:45:13 GMT -5
Hot Shot Wayne Austin sits in a folding chair staring directly into the camera. Behind him is a glass case of a few Championship belts on display. A trophy or two behind him on a shelf. Some thoughtful breathing coming from the nose of Hot Shot before he stares right directly into the camera.
Turmoil is going to change our careers, Gerald and quite frankly, pal, I'm already tired of the haters and naysayers. It's been what? Hours since I was announced as the challenger for your Championship on one of the biggest stages Action Wrestling has ever seen and I'm having to deal with the tired, old bullshit that comes from the mouths of all these doubters and non-believers? Well fact is fact, Gerald and I'm the Showtime Championship Wrestling Hardcore Champion, have been since January of 2021. That means for almost 2 years I've broken bones, shattered necks, smashed chairs on skulls and ended careers. That means I'm more than just a challenger to you, Gerald, it means I'm a threat and thats the bottom line, pal. There isn't anyone who can tell me I don't deserve this and I don't belong here cause I'm Hot Shot Wayne Austin and thats what I do!
I'm gettin' a bit worked up so let me settle down, let me get some of these Waynewiesers opened up and in my mouth cause right now I want to unleash a fury of rage on you that you've never felt before because you have something I want. I want the World Championship, Gerald. I want the big paycheck, sure, but I want the belt. I want the belt and everything that goes with it. You see, I was in Action Wrestling before and I was cast out as some joke, some try-hard, they tried to tell me every which way that I'm not someone they want or someone they see succeeding well guess what, Gerald? I went to Showtime Championship Wrestling where they gave me one small chance and I defied the odds. I showed them I belonged when I beat all their heads in and now I'm their Hardcore Champion. And if you're asking why I'm not the World Champion, well you can take that up with Action Wrestling too because Der Metzger was here and he had the Showtime belt and all of a sudden a clown named Bozo lights them on fire in some box and we haven't seen the big son of a bitch since! So yeah, I'm a bit fired up because Gerald, I want that Championship belt and I'm not going to stop until I stomp a mud hole in your ass, walk it dry, and drive home in my big fuckin' truck with that Championship belt!
You want me to say something nice about you, Gerald? I guess you're a great human, you made some good movies and you're just a walking talking gift to Gods green Earth. Well thats all fine and dandy, son, but quite frankly I don't give a rats ass! I don't give a shit if you feed the homeless on Tuesdays and build homes for the elderly on Wednesdays cause come Sunday, I'm taking that Championship belt because when you stand across from me, pal, you're nothing but a 20 pound sack of bones in a 10 pound sack of trash.
Hot Shot wipes his mouth with the back of his hand as he looks down before looking right back into the camera.
You know what the AW World Championship means to me? It means I'm the number one MOTHER FUCKER in the business! Means I'm the toughest son of a bitch in the world and that's why I want it. You parade that Championship belt around like it's some sort of prop for your Hollywood career and my pal that just makes me sick. It makes me sick to my stomach. It makes me want to lay on the ground and throw up green vile from the deepest part of my stomach when I think of you walking around with that Championship belt on your shoulder or your waist. I hope you're listening to me right now, you son of a bitch, because I'm going to rip your throat out at Turmoil. That title belt belongs to the best wrestler in the world or the toughest son of a bitch who doesn't give up. I don't give up, Gerald. You're going to find that out soon though aren't ya, ya little gnat like bitch.
You want my strategy? It's simple. I'll give you the whole thing. I'm going to walk down that ramp like Hot Shot always does and thats trash talking every single mother fucker that things I don't have it and can't take it and get into that ring and throw everything I have at you until you can't walk. I'm going to drag your ass from one turnbuckle to another just slamming your shit for brains skull into every ring post and then I'm gonna pick ya up and drop ya with a stunner cause I'm one of the greatest backyard fighters that Texas has ever seen and come Sunday, I'm gonna show Action Wrestling and pretty much the whole damn world that I'm the best mother fucker you ever crossed! I'm going to pin ya one two three, jack and that's just the facts, cause I said so!
I've never wrestled an hour in my life but if I have to wrestle for 60 minutes, 120 minutes, 3 fuckin' hours, I'm going to do it and I'm going to swallow the blood, sweat and tears and do whatever it takes to put your ass down for the count and take your title belt. At the end of the night at Turmoil you're going to know I brought it, I bring it every day, week in and week out, you think Action Wrestling can protect you well it ain't, bitch. 60 minutes or 60 days, I'm going to beat your ass cause it doesn't matter. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is walking out with the World Championship, pal!
Hot Shot stands up and kicks the chair back in a heated fit. He stands in front of the camera that has raised up with him at eye level.
Ya know what? My mentality says I need to beat you this Sunday. Everyone I face in the ring brings out the best of me, so when I roll in this Sunday at Turmoil do I want to beat you at a personal level? Yeah, I do, but professionally? I need to beat you, Gerald. I need to beat you more than anything imaginable. Thats my professional and personal level so I need to beat you with everything I have. The fact that Hot Shot is back in Action Wrestling, I'm the Showtime Hardcore Champion and I'm going to beat your ass, Gerald, I have to. I need to! There can only be one! There can only be one Action Wrestling World Champion, Gerald, and that's going to be Hot Shot Wayne Austin, Gerald. That's going to be. With all due respect, you ugly son of a bitch, it's going to be me.
I can't afford to lose and when I can't afford to lose, all bets are off!
Hot Shot bends down and picks up the Showtime Hardcore Championship.
I'll bleed for this, I'll sweat, I'll cry, I'll DIE for this belt. Will you die for yours? Do you defend yours with everything you have in your chest, your bones, your god damn blood? I hope you do. Cause when I stomp ya and hit ya with the stunner, it'll feel that much sweeter when I'm holding up this belt and your belt. Ahh. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is here, bitch, and I'm coming for ALL of it.
Hot Shot breaths heavy into the camera as the scene fades.
Turmoil is going to change our careers, Gerald and quite frankly, pal, I'm already tired of the haters and naysayers. It's been what? Hours since I was announced as the challenger for your Championship on one of the biggest stages Action Wrestling has ever seen and I'm having to deal with the tired, old bullshit that comes from the mouths of all these doubters and non-believers? Well fact is fact, Gerald and I'm the Showtime Championship Wrestling Hardcore Champion, have been since January of 2021. That means for almost 2 years I've broken bones, shattered necks, smashed chairs on skulls and ended careers. That means I'm more than just a challenger to you, Gerald, it means I'm a threat and thats the bottom line, pal. There isn't anyone who can tell me I don't deserve this and I don't belong here cause I'm Hot Shot Wayne Austin and thats what I do!
I'm gettin' a bit worked up so let me settle down, let me get some of these Waynewiesers opened up and in my mouth cause right now I want to unleash a fury of rage on you that you've never felt before because you have something I want. I want the World Championship, Gerald. I want the big paycheck, sure, but I want the belt. I want the belt and everything that goes with it. You see, I was in Action Wrestling before and I was cast out as some joke, some try-hard, they tried to tell me every which way that I'm not someone they want or someone they see succeeding well guess what, Gerald? I went to Showtime Championship Wrestling where they gave me one small chance and I defied the odds. I showed them I belonged when I beat all their heads in and now I'm their Hardcore Champion. And if you're asking why I'm not the World Champion, well you can take that up with Action Wrestling too because Der Metzger was here and he had the Showtime belt and all of a sudden a clown named Bozo lights them on fire in some box and we haven't seen the big son of a bitch since! So yeah, I'm a bit fired up because Gerald, I want that Championship belt and I'm not going to stop until I stomp a mud hole in your ass, walk it dry, and drive home in my big fuckin' truck with that Championship belt!
You want me to say something nice about you, Gerald? I guess you're a great human, you made some good movies and you're just a walking talking gift to Gods green Earth. Well thats all fine and dandy, son, but quite frankly I don't give a rats ass! I don't give a shit if you feed the homeless on Tuesdays and build homes for the elderly on Wednesdays cause come Sunday, I'm taking that Championship belt because when you stand across from me, pal, you're nothing but a 20 pound sack of bones in a 10 pound sack of trash.
Hot Shot wipes his mouth with the back of his hand as he looks down before looking right back into the camera.
You know what the AW World Championship means to me? It means I'm the number one MOTHER FUCKER in the business! Means I'm the toughest son of a bitch in the world and that's why I want it. You parade that Championship belt around like it's some sort of prop for your Hollywood career and my pal that just makes me sick. It makes me sick to my stomach. It makes me want to lay on the ground and throw up green vile from the deepest part of my stomach when I think of you walking around with that Championship belt on your shoulder or your waist. I hope you're listening to me right now, you son of a bitch, because I'm going to rip your throat out at Turmoil. That title belt belongs to the best wrestler in the world or the toughest son of a bitch who doesn't give up. I don't give up, Gerald. You're going to find that out soon though aren't ya, ya little gnat like bitch.
You want my strategy? It's simple. I'll give you the whole thing. I'm going to walk down that ramp like Hot Shot always does and thats trash talking every single mother fucker that things I don't have it and can't take it and get into that ring and throw everything I have at you until you can't walk. I'm going to drag your ass from one turnbuckle to another just slamming your shit for brains skull into every ring post and then I'm gonna pick ya up and drop ya with a stunner cause I'm one of the greatest backyard fighters that Texas has ever seen and come Sunday, I'm gonna show Action Wrestling and pretty much the whole damn world that I'm the best mother fucker you ever crossed! I'm going to pin ya one two three, jack and that's just the facts, cause I said so!
I've never wrestled an hour in my life but if I have to wrestle for 60 minutes, 120 minutes, 3 fuckin' hours, I'm going to do it and I'm going to swallow the blood, sweat and tears and do whatever it takes to put your ass down for the count and take your title belt. At the end of the night at Turmoil you're going to know I brought it, I bring it every day, week in and week out, you think Action Wrestling can protect you well it ain't, bitch. 60 minutes or 60 days, I'm going to beat your ass cause it doesn't matter. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is walking out with the World Championship, pal!
Hot Shot stands up and kicks the chair back in a heated fit. He stands in front of the camera that has raised up with him at eye level.
Ya know what? My mentality says I need to beat you this Sunday. Everyone I face in the ring brings out the best of me, so when I roll in this Sunday at Turmoil do I want to beat you at a personal level? Yeah, I do, but professionally? I need to beat you, Gerald. I need to beat you more than anything imaginable. Thats my professional and personal level so I need to beat you with everything I have. The fact that Hot Shot is back in Action Wrestling, I'm the Showtime Hardcore Champion and I'm going to beat your ass, Gerald, I have to. I need to! There can only be one! There can only be one Action Wrestling World Champion, Gerald, and that's going to be Hot Shot Wayne Austin, Gerald. That's going to be. With all due respect, you ugly son of a bitch, it's going to be me.
I can't afford to lose and when I can't afford to lose, all bets are off!
Hot Shot bends down and picks up the Showtime Hardcore Championship.
I'll bleed for this, I'll sweat, I'll cry, I'll DIE for this belt. Will you die for yours? Do you defend yours with everything you have in your chest, your bones, your god damn blood? I hope you do. Cause when I stomp ya and hit ya with the stunner, it'll feel that much sweeter when I'm holding up this belt and your belt. Ahh. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is here, bitch, and I'm coming for ALL of it.
Hot Shot breaths heavy into the camera as the scene fades.
