Post by Alice Gemini on Nov 19, 2022 18:54:45 GMT -5
The scene opens into a distant shot of Alice working on a punching bag. As the camera gets closer the more you can see the very intense and determined look on her face. Sweat drops from her brows as she works out so intensely and the rest of her exposed skin gleams in the light from her sweat. She wears an x-strap work out bra and muay thai shorts as she shows off her shredded and lean body. She throws a clean hook across the body with a loud grunt. She looks directly at the camera with such intensity that you could be led to believe that the camera worker was about to get that work. “Here I fucking am.” She proclaims with a surprisingly calm demeanor but with eyes that stare daggers through the camera. “I’ve been working relentlessly every week to become better but to become the best there is that starts with technique and physique. I have a reputation to uphold not only as the Brutal Bitch but now I’m still the Queen of the Ring aren’t I? That’s why I have to be in the very best shape of my life and hone all of my already great skills and improve on them and show why Queen Shit is and always will be more impressive than any… King Shit. It’s sad that I have to explain this to such simple little men but pro wrestling is very similar to a game of chess. A game not everyone can know how to play but the ones who do are the ones who get ahead at a quicker pace in this business because it’s them who realize that Kings aren’t as powerful as the Queens. You’re all limited in movement in what attacks you can make but yet, us Queens can make whatever moves we want, go whatever direction we want with no restrictions. This can only prove that Queen Shit is greater than King shit and you can’t prove me wrong. And yeah, whatever, all the women lost in the first round of the Turmoil tournament but that doesn’t prove anything to me- Action Wrestling refs just hate women and once again, you can’t prove me wrong.” She turns away from the camera and back to the punching bag for a moment to give it a mean wombo combo which causes the chain at the top of the bag to snap and drop to the floor with a loud thud. She lets out a wicked scream and removes her gloves and throws them at the wall. “King shit ain’t mothafuckin shit. Phoenix was only in Turmoil because he was dragged along by Spencer and Cedrone was in it for whatever unknown reason that I can’t even fathom. Maybe it was because they didn’t really have anyone else that really deserved or checked out all the boxes? I mean, really who else could have been the 16th seed to face the world champ? Serenity Holmes? Nah, Cedrone was perfectly mid enough to be fodder in the tournament and he lived up to everyone’s expectations of him. CJ actually did make it to round 2 though! By beating up poor old man Odin which, I already did that too so was it really impressive? To stay on that question though. Has anything either of these two done on their own actually been impressive? Now see me personally, I wouldn’t want to get through my career being second fiddle to fucking anyone. CJ is basically just that lovable Marty Jennetty type character that you can’t help but feel sympathetic for. CJ is what you could call a fan favorite but is he really? Do people buy his T-shirts? Does he have any that isn’t also tied to Spencer Adams? Some of these degenerates only cheer for him because they like this concept of who they’re cheering but there’s no way you can convince me that they cheer for him specifically because they… enjoy watching him? No fucking way. This is the fucking guy you find when you search up ‘generic pro wrestler #1’ and click the first Wikipedia link. Do I even need to say outright who 'generic pro wrestler #2' is? I’ve actually encountered Johnny Cedrone before! I had to flip him upside down and dunk him into the nearest trash can to win the Pure Cup II. He was a skittish boring guy that tries way too hard to be a ‘friendly competitor baby face’ and it seriously almost makes me projectile vomit. Almost nothing has changed with this man even after suffering through one of the nastiest slogs of a career I’ve ever seen in my young life. He garnered so much sympathy that these King Shit dudes for real politely asked this lovable loser to join their group. Asking Johnny Cedrone to join King Shit would be like Insurgentsia inviting Karlie Nash to join them. It makes no sense other than sympathy and even then, it’s still rather questionable don’t ya think? Lowering yourselves for a guy who likes to smile at fans and respects his opponents? Don’t know about that one, bud. I don’t know too much about my… ‘partner’ Alister McKissick but for his sake, I hope he doesn’t get in my way. Just follow my lead, hun and this match should be a breeze and we can move on and go our separate ways.” Alice scoffs at the camera and shoves it to the side with force enough to knock it out of the camera worker's hands and onto the floor which gives us a nice view of Alice walking away and the worker’s feet frantically trying to pick up the camera. “AW keeps trying to pair me up with people I don’t even know. It’s kinda funny they need my name next to these guys that need elevating. Really fucking funny.” She jokingly shouts at the camera off screen before the sound of the door slamming shut behind her.  ꧁༺ 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖙 ༻꧂ |
