Post by Odin Balfore on Nov 12, 2022 21:22:13 GMT -5
Odin vs Easton Alexander
A spark in the darkness as the end of a blunt sizzles and burns; getting brighter as Odin inhales. We can see him take the blunt and hold it between his two fingers as he looks at it for a moment then back to us.
“Easton Alexander, Ahead of you is the world and all the oppertunity in it as you face off against the All-Father. My All-Son, this is an opportunity you will want to squander. I stride forward in confidence on my path towards that Ol’ Dirty American Championship. Jill Parks gonna have to dog up RBG and pull that swift in-junk-shun against me. Hold me down in court, as if bars or SARs could hold me. The world been lookin for a way out longer than you’ve been looking for a way in like Charlie Bucket when the Candy was giving out free candy. Homeboy, how you too fuckin poor for free candy. Easton, look me in the eyes and tell me that you too broke for a free slice of pizza pie. Half way home on that grey hound, round trip around the sun cuz FTC goin undah and all your hopes and dreams at a middle-low class life going out the window like that curly haired cunt to Argentina. A whispy pubes flutters in the air and know you got to follow it. May it take you to greater fortunes because this week, it aint it.
Look at what THEY labled you. A Tune up. A tune up to what they labeled as unwanted. The forgotten legend. However, they've been seeing it for weeks. Seeing it change within me. Something changing within me. Im aware of it just as IT is aware of me. A coked Up Madman, fueling me. Ol’ Dirties coming and twenty tens coming with me. Huffin, Puffin. Still runnin this shit deeper than deep. They want what they fear til they pullin me in the office again tellin me to tune it the fuck down.
However, tis is the Tune UP, so we’ll see how I fuckin feel. I’m that big match feel in a way that makes them uncomfortable. I’m not sittin here pretending to be a serial killer an omage to ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma.
Camp Crystal suck my fuckin cock. The worlds a dirty place It aint santized in that kodak technocolor brillance. There aint no MPAA over here tell ol’ Dirty to relax on the violence. That's the keep grindin’ and comin for it kinda shit."
Just remember that Ol’ Dirty is comin for his money.
