HARDCORE GAMES
Hell in a Cell
Robby Bigg Dick vs. Jessie Lee vs. Teijin vs. Corey Black vs. Downfall vs. Stephen Singh(c)
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The Hell in a Cell begins to lower..
Billy: Ohhhhh boyyy, listen to this crowd! They're ready!Chris Avery: It's time for Hardcore Games! I love this!Billy: Now, as you can see the Hell in a Cell is coming down and theres weapons hanging all over the walls and from the ceiling! Chairs! Kendo sticks! Tables! Barbed wire?! Oh god, barbed wire .. boards? There is .. what is that!?Chris Avery: Light tubes duct taped together! Billy: And you can see a few trash cans on the ground down here full of weapons too! The hell in a cell has lowered!Chris Avery: It's on the ground, oh boy! The Hardcore Championship is on the line too, Billy and the winner can be decided in the ring or on the floor next to the ring but its only one finish! So the first wrestler to secure the pin or submission or even the knock out is the Hardcore Champion!Billy: Gravedigger making this match did not put this in Singh's favor did he! Chris Avery: Wait, what is happening!?We cut to the back on the ActionTron and we see Robby Bigg Dick, Jessie Lee and Teijin all three brawling in the parking garage!
Billy: Whoa!! They're starting early!!Chris Avery: These three can't stop brawling since the match was made weeks ago!Billy: They're throwing everything they have at each other!RBD grabs Lee and throws her into a car! He charges at her but she moves and RBD spears the rear window of the car!!
Billy: OHHH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!!RBD stays put in the car as Teijin comes over with a metal pipe and bashes it on the back of Lee! Lee walks over to a huge Uhaul looking truck and opens the door on Teijin but he blocks it with his foot kicking it back into the head of Lee!
Billy: GOD DAMN!Teijin takes Lee and smashes her head first on the bumper! Teijin turns and opens up the back and grabs RBD and carries him over and throws him into the back of this moving truck as Lee walks away but Teijin picks her up and slams her on the hood of the truck!
Billy: Wow! What is he doing!?Chris Avery: He's trying to start it up!Teijin is in the truck starting it up and puts it in drive and starts driving out of the garage..
Billy: Where is he going!?Chris Avery: I don't know!The ActionTron fades out as Corey Black's music hits and the crowd pops!
Billy: Here comes Corey Black! Listen to this god damn crowd! They're going CRAZY!Corey Black is coming down the ramp and gets to the Hell in a Cell door and walks in and the music cuts right out and right into Downfalls!
Chris Avery: And here comes the former Tag Team Champion, the former World Champion! The defending Wrestler of the Year, and Downfall has wanted this Hardcore Championship match for months and now he's finally getting it however, he has to step into a HELL IN A CELL!Billy: And it has to be HARDCORE GAMES!Downfall walks through the door and rolls into the ring as Corey Black and Downfall start to exchange right hands and forearms!
Billy: LOOK AT EM GO!! HERE WE GOOOOO!Singh's music hits and the crowd pops again as Singh walks down the ramp with the Hardcore Championship belt!
Billy: HES STORMING DOWN TO THE RING!Chris Avery: THE HARDCORE GAMES HAS BEGUN, I GUESS!Singh gets through the door and rolls into the ring after tossing the Hardcore Championship belt into the corner and Black hits the ropes and goes for a crossbody but Downfall ducks and Singh catches him and twists him down into a back breaker! Singh gets up and Downfall goes for a running boot but Singh catches him from behind and hits a fast, stiff, snapping German Suplex!
Billy: GOD DAMN!Just as Singh gets up, Corey Black hits a spinning back elbow to the head of Singh knocking him into the corner and Black picks up a broom from the corner of the ring. Downfall gets up and Black smashes the broom over the back of Downfall!
Chris Avery: What a broom shot!Singh comes out of the corner but Black smashes the broom stick into the stomach of Singh causing him to hit his hands and knees and Black breaks the broom in half over the back of Singh!
Chris Avery: CLEANING UP THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!Billy: BROKE IT OVER HIS BACK!Just then the crowd is going crazy as Teijin is driving the moving truck next to the stage... Lee is still on the front hood of it and he's driving right onto the ramp and it stops as it rests/bumps into the Hell in a Cell!
Billy: WHAT THE HELL!Teijin gets out and raises his arms up into the air as the crowd goes crazy! He goes to the back of the van when RBD jumps out with a fire bottle and smashes it over the head of Teijin causing him to fall down!
Chris Avery: Extinguished him!Teijin gets up and RBD sprays the fire powder all over Teijin and he tries to get out of it and finally RBD kicks Teijin in the gut and goes for a piledriver!
Billy: THIS MIGHT BE IT!Teijin back body drops RBD out of it and he smashes onto the fire extinguisher!!
Chris Avery: Holy shit!!Lee enters the cell and stumbles over and grabs a barbed wire 2x4 and rolls into the ring.. Corey Black turns around from stomping on Downfall and she smashes it over the head of Black!!
He drops down to his back and is kicking his feet!!
Billy: SHITFIRE!! SHE JUST GOT BLACK WITH IT!Lee swings it again and Singh eats it on the head and crashes through the ropes to the outside!
Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST LEE IS GOING CRAZY!!Downfall is up and Lee hits a bicycle kick to his chest causing him to crash into the turnbuckles! She charges and swings it but she misses as he ducks and rolls out of the corner and she drops it on the mat! Downfall grabs her and picks her up on his shoulders and front flips towards the middle of the ring landing on her, but he rolls to his feet keeping her on his shoulders and then hits a death valley driver!
Billy: SHIT! What a back to back combo that was!The crowd is cheering as Teijin is standing on the hood of his moving truck looking through the cell at Downfall. Downfall and Teijin share a nod of respect but Downfall says fuck it and rolls through the ropes and goes after him!
Chris Avery: Teijin and Downfall have had a respect and admiration for each other for months over the Hardcore title but now Downfall is going after him!Billy: Hey! The two want to beat each other just as well!Downfall jumps up onto the truck and then starts climbing up!
Billy: HE HAS TO BE CRAZY THOUGH! I WOULDNT GO UP THERE EVER!Chris Avery: You're too fat, Billy!Teijin is up there and smiling because he's trapping Downfall as he goes to the middle of the cell, he takes a blanketed sheet off and he has a 6 foot by 3 foot plywood up there hiding with barbed wire and thumbtacks glued to it!
Billy: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT WAS UP THERE THE WHOLE TIME?!Chris Avery: I GUESS NO ONE THOUGHT TO LOOK!Downfall gets up there and notices and comes after Teijin but Teijin hits him with POCKET SAND and Downfall is stumbled for a bit so Teijin can kick him in the dick and then drop him with a DDT on the top of the cell!
Billy: OH MY GOD BE CAREFUL UP THERE!Meanwhile in the ring RBD is sliding in as Corey Black is getting to his feet. RBD stands up with a steel chair and swings it but Black ducks and springboards off the middle rope and HITS A CUTTER ONTO RBD ONTO THE CHAIR!
Billy: OH SHIT! COREY BLACK USING SOME OF THAT QUICK PACED GOTCHA TYPE MOVESET!Black stands up and Lee hits a bicycle knee to the head of Black before she kicks the chair over into position and then drops Black with a STIFF fucking DDT onto the chair!
Billy: He's busted open for sure now!Black rolls out of the way as Lee gets up and Singh is in mid-air off the top rope AND CRASH LANDS WITH A DDT ONTO LEE ONTO THE CHAIR!!
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Billy: DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!Singh rolls Lee over and it's it!
Billy: ITS OVER!!ONE!!
TWO!!
RBD SMASHES A LIGHT TUBE ACROSS THE BACK OF SINGH!!
Chris Avery: SHITSHITSHISTHISIITTT!! OH MY GOD!!The crowd cringes as Singh sits up on his knees holding his back and clenching his fists tight and a tiny drop of blood is running down his forehead and RBD smashes a light tube across his head!!
Billy: SHITFIRE!!Black pulls himself up to his feet in the corner and he stumbles around and RBD throws a light tube across the ring smashing it over Blacks head!! The crowd pops as Black stays standing... He's shaking his arms up and down and RBD grabs another one and kisses it and smashes it over his head!!
Chris Avery: BLACK IS DOWN NOW!Black sits in the corner like Raven, (one of the greatest 90s WCW wrestlers of all time but fuck you for not knowing that) and Lee starts to move but RBD smashes not one but two duct taped together on her back! RBD has used all the light tubes in the trash can so he just throws it over to Black and it smashes into his face in the corner! The crowd laughs but its sure to be a gif used on AW dot com for years and years.
RBD notices a barbed wire board hanging on the cell wall and goes to the apron and just as he does Singh gets up and crashes into him knocking him off the apron FACE FUCKING FIRST into the barbed wire wall on the cell and causing him to bust open and crash down! Singh laughs on the ropes as he's bleeding too!
Billy: JESUS NOW THEY'RE ALL DOWN IN THE RING!Chris Avery: LOOK ON TOP THOUGH!The crowd notices that Teijin stored a small bottle of something.. fucking .. something in his pocket and he squirts it on the barbed wire board..
Billy: WHAT THE ?! NO NO NOTeijin pulls out a match and lights it off his boot and throws it on the wood!
It LIGHTS ON FIRE.
Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL?!! WHAT THE HELL?!Teijin turns around as Downfall stumbles up to his feet and Teijin picks up Downfall into a back suplex and steps backwards AND THEY BOTH CRASH DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD THATS ON FIRE!!
Billy: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: TEIJIN JUST TRIED TO KILL DOWNFALL!!The crowd gasps and reacts as Downfall and Teijin roll off the barbed wire board and the flames quickly go out and both men are laying on the top of the cell dripping blood slowly down onto the canvas!
Billy: JESUS CHRIST! DOWNFALL HAS A TURMOIL MATCH NEXT WEEK! THE OPENING ROUND OF TURMOIL IS NEXT WEEK AND DOWNFALL IS RISKING HIS CAREER.. NAY, HIS LIFE IN THIS MATCH!Chris Avery: That's what it means to be Champion in AW, this is topefed dot com shit, Billy! The Hardcore Championship is a top prize to many, Downfall included!Teijin is trying to awake, as Lee is getting up in the ring. RBD is on the outside and behind him a table sits vertical in the corner propped up.. Lee climbs up to the top rope and throws caution to the wind and just jumps off and crashes into RBD and they smash through the table!!
Billy: HOLY SHIT!!Chris Avery: RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!Black is on the outside and he moves his hair back and blood coming down his face but he don't give a shit. He takes the barbed wire board off the hell in a cell wall and sets it down. He takes the steel steps and takes the top layer and stands it up against the cell wall and then bridges the barbed wire board on the steps and the apron.. Singh comes up behind him with a shot to the back of the head!
Billy: Ohh!Black goes for an elbow but Singh ducks as he telegraphed it and then throws Black head first into the ring post! Singh climbs up on the apron but Black climbs up too! Singh goes for a shot but Black blocks it and hits a right hand across the head of Singh! Another one!
Singh drops down but Black pulls him up and grabs the arm and head of Singh.. Singh fights out of it and headbutts Black! Another headbutt!
Billy: These two have known each other a long time!Chris Avery: This is getting intense!!Singh grabs the head and arm of Black and puts him in a superplex position on the top turnbuckles.. he notices behind him is the bridged plywood with barbedwire on it.. Black can't fight out of it and Singh lifts him up..
Chris Avery: OH SHIT LOOK OUT!!SINGH SUPERPLEXES BLACK OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THEY BOTH CRASH THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BRIDGE AND CRASH ONTO THE MATS!!
Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!Chris Avery: THEY MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF!!The crowd can't believe it as Lee and RBD are in table debris, bleeding.. Singh and Black are coughing, bleeding, in the barbed wire plywood debris and Teijin is crawling away on top of the cell!
Billy: Teijin is alive! He's awake!Chris Avery: He might be coming down here!Teijin gets to about halfway to the edge before Downfall grabs the boot and the crowd pops! Teijin turns and kicks at Downfall but Downfall reaches and hits a forearm to the back of Teijin!
Billy: HOW ARE THESE TWO MEN ALIVE!?!Chris Avery: I HAVE NO IDEA!Teijin kicks Downfall away but Downfall kicks Teijin and Teijin goes down. Downfall grabs him but Teijin hits an elbow causing Downfall to stumble back. Teijin walks over to the edge and looks down. He's deciding to get off the top of the cell!
Billy: Thats at least a 20-30 foot drop that moving truck is in the way too! Teijin needs to be careful here!Teijin turns around and Downfall hits a head butt! TEIJIN STUMBLES BACK TO THE EDGE OF THE CAGE!
THE CROWD STANDS UP!
Billy: OH MY GOD TEIJIN IS ON THE EDGE!Downfall slaps the spit right out of Teijins mouth!
Billy: JESUS!Downfall grabs Teijin so he won't fall off the cell but then puts him on his shoulders..
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Billy: HE HAS HIM UP!! FOR WHAT?!Downfall laughs as Teijin is on Downfalls shoulders and Downfall turns and gets close to the edge..
Billy: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING!?Chris Avery: DONT DO IT!! DONT DO IT!!Downfall TOSSES TEIJIN OFF LIKE THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND ..
Billy: HOLY SHIIIITT!!TEIJIN FALLS AND CRASHES ONTO THE MOVING TRUCK AND LEAVES AT LEAST A FOOT DEEP INDENT ON THE TRUCK ROOF!
Chris Avery: HES DEAD!! HES GONE!! DOWNFALL MAY HAVE JUST KILLED 'EM!Billy: DOWNFALL JUST TOSSED TEIJIN OFF THE CELL THROUGH THE MOVING TRUCK!! WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE?!Gravedigger, Torture, Pasternak, Bunga even.. all come rushing out, each man with at least 4-5 refs and security guards and they're all rushing to the moving truck!
Downfall stands on top of the cell and points out at the crowd that this is his fucking night. EMTs and medical officials are bringing a stretcher out and Downfall starts to climb down and lands on the hood of the truck. He jumps off and goes face to face with Gravedigger.
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THE CROWD GOES APE SHIT AS DOWNFALL SNORTS AND LOOKS RIGHT AT GRAVEDIGGER AND MOUTHS
"PROBLEM?"Gravedigger doesn't let go of his look on his face as Downfall just moves past GD and then walks into the cell and closes the door behind him. Downfall grabs the chain and locks it!
Billy: HES FINALLY LOCKED THE HELL IN A CELL!Gravedigger watches Downfall walk towards RBD and Lee before going back to Teijins dead body on the moving truck.
Downfall comes over and stomps on RBD and kicks him in the face! He picks up RBD and straight throws him face/head first into the cell!
Billy: MY GOD THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE AND DOWNFALL LOOKS UNLEASHED!RBD is rolling on the floor laying there as Lee is pulled up by her hair and he picks her up and throws her through the bottom rope into the ring and Downfall rolls in and grabs Lee onto his shoulders but she's in the electric chair position and he folds her forward and drops her with a one-winged angel!
Billy: JESUS CHRIST JUST DROVE HER RIGHT ON HER HEAD!Singh is up against the cell trying to get up but shaky, clearly as barbed wire is still attached to his arm but Downfall comes up from behind and smashes him head first onto the cell wall! Singh is pulled into a DDT position and Downfall drops him on the mats!
Chris Avery: MY GOD!! STIFF LANDING!!Downfall notices something under the ring.. he pulls on something and brings it out.. its a 4 foot by 4 foot square of glass. Just a sheet of glass with wood framing. Downfall smiles as he sets it up in the ring and slides in and picks up Singh and rolls him in..
Downfall picks up Singh but Singh hits a stunner on the top of his head and Downfall stumbles back into the corner. The glass sitting there, Singh notices it and picks it up and sets it up vertial in the corner. He rubs his fingers on it and turns around and kicks at Downfall and goes for a suplex in the middle of the ring but Downfall picks up Singh and walks him to the glass!
Billy: OHH OHHHDownfall gets kneed by Singh and he drops him and Singh kicks Downfall in the gut and then shortarm clotheslines him down!
Singh turns and picks up Downfall and sets him in the opposite corner and kicks at him and then takes a few steps back.. he charges for a running boot..
.. AND DOWNFALL SWOOPS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB..
Billy: WHOA WHOA NO NO NONODownfall charges across the ring and rather than buckle-bombs Singh.. he just throws Singh into the corner AND HE SMASHES INTO THE GLASS!!
Billy: JESUS EFFING OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: SINGH IS DONE!!Singh screams out in horror in the glass panel and just rolls to the apron and rolls out of the ring as Downfall pounds on his chest!!
Billy: DOWNFALL IS A GOD DAMN MONSTER!!Chris Avery: HE MAY JUST HAVE ENDED THE CAREERS OF TEIJIN AND SINGH IN ONE MATCH!!Jessie Lee jumps off the top rope and Downfall catches her and slams her down into a powerbomb! He picks her up off the mat and turns and then BUCKLEBOMBS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE CRASHES INTO THE CAGE WALL AND COLLAPSES ONTO THE FLOOR!!
Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!RBD SMASHES A LIGHT TUBE ACROSS THE BACK OF DOWNFALLS HEAD!!
AND HE JUST TURNS AROUND...
Chris Avery: IT HAD NO EFFECT!!Downfall grabs RBD by the throat but Corey Black hits a running spinning back elbow knocking Downfall down!!
Billy: GOOD GOD!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST HE JUST TOOK HIM DOWN!!RBD stumbles up with some of the debris of the light tube and goes to stab Corey Black with it but BLACK TURNS HIM AROUND AND SWOOPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A BURNING HAMMER!!
Billy: BURNING HAMMER!!Black just turns and locks his legs around RBDs throat and HITS ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW!!
Billy: HES RAINING THEM DOWN!!THE OFFICIAL CALLS IT!!
DING DING DING
Billy: WHAT?! WHAT?!?!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK IS HARDCORE CHAMPION!! COREY BLACK JUST WON THE HARDCORE TITLE AGAIN!!The crowd is shocked, stunned, surprised, Hardcore Games has ended as Black lays back on the mat, his face a crimson mask.. He takes his hair back and the official raises his hand and points to him.
Billy: COREY BLACK JUST SURVIVED HARDCORE GAMES AND IS THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: THIS MATCH WAS INSANE!!Downfall is reaching from the corner of the ring with his head on the canvas dropping a bit of blood from the back of his head too.
We cut to various replays.
Teijin falling from the top of the cell to the box truck.
Singh being powerbombed through a sheet of glass in the corner.
Lee being powerbombed out of the ring to the cage wall and collapsing onto the floor.
Black hitting a burning hammer right into the repeated elbow strikes to the side of the head.
We come back to the ring and The Hell in a Cell is lifting up as medical officials can't get to Teijin still out cold/dead on the roof of the box truck.
We cut to RBD who is bleeding from his mouth with his eyes glazed over.
We cut to Lee on the outside holding her ribs and back.
Singh is laying on the outside covered in glass and he's complaining that maybe he can't feel his legs or limbs.
We cut to Downfall who is leaning against the back of the box truck holding his arm staring at Corey Black.
And Corey Black is kneeling in the middle of the ring with the Hardcore title on his knee.
Billy: The Hardcore Champion again! Corey Black has returned and survived Hardcore Games!Chris Avery: You can tell this is FAR from over.. it may have ended for a few of these guys and gals in Hardcore Games.. but for those two.. those TWO.. I think its just begun!Billy: Ohhhh you're not kidding!Corey Black stands up and waves the Hardcore title when we cut to a commercial break.