Mid-Air Campaign Speech Aboard Kayfabe Airlines One
Oct 30, 2022 5:06:50 GMT -5
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Post by Azurine Vebbins on Oct 30, 2022 5:06:50 GMT -5
The following promotional material was "recorded" on Friday, October 28th, 2022.
Azurine Vebbins: Requisite rabble-rousin’, rampant rule skirtin’, remote reconnaissance, and reportin’ prematurely on how I’ll rumba my rivals into rancid rutabagas. Dese are my platform heel promises when I become your new Ambassadress of Amplified Aggression on Action Wrestlin’ CruiserClash, Roswell. Critics of my record will claim a wildcard woman cannot compete. Most shall infer an intense incumbent’s better pantsuited. Contrarians, meanwhile, consistently champion da cagier challenger. Dis leaves cautious chanters to pick “Da Vivacious Variable” as deyr viable candidate. Bein’ a holiday-obsessed housewife makes me most prepared for a Pumpkin Smash Street Fight.
Sounds almost alien comin’ from “Da Adorkable Angel,” right? What possesses me to proclaim da Women’s Champion as Ambassadress of Amplified Aggression? Why do I consider dis dree-way dance a fight? As a naturalized American, I want a strong style showin’ in dis dynamically diverse Women’s Division. I view dis eccentric exhibition as a fight since we’re breakin’ bread, bones, and boundaries. Maybe I’m channelin’ caress energy from my emotional support foreign object? Jill and Karlie bode deserve gettin’ dis chair. Dat screams real treat. Could be canned courage distilled by Countout Club Brewery? Since flyin’ first class from Glasgow, yours truly’s been nanosecond nursin’ CCB’s new Double Cracked Coconut Eggnoggin Knocker. Clears da mind knowin’ one can be a brainbuster at gourd grapplin’ galas. Additionally, droppin’ Jill and/or Karlie on deyr dome translates to raucous, feverish fervor from fans.
Deyr enigmatic, electrifyin’ en-du-si-as-m makes it easier to eschew bein’ a traditional textbook technician. “Da Hardheaded Housewife’s” gonna learn how much she can get away wid by measurements of inches. Callin’ infractions in dis contest comes across as irrational. Den deyr’s da adjusted aspect of “remote reconnaissance” which means I plan far from my opponents’ mutually assured pummelin’.Notion dat leaves how I hy-pod-e-size turnin’ my retched rivals into “rancid rutabagas” on Halloween? Bountiful, beautiful, blisterin’, a few possibly blouse-burstin’, brutal bumps all dr-ew da night. My name is Azurine Vebbins and I adorkably approve dis message.
Azurine Vebbins: Requisite rabble-rousin’, rampant rule skirtin’, remote reconnaissance, and reportin’ prematurely on how I’ll rumba my rivals into rancid rutabagas. Dese are my platform heel promises when I become your new Ambassadress of Amplified Aggression on Action Wrestlin’ CruiserClash, Roswell. Critics of my record will claim a wildcard woman cannot compete. Most shall infer an intense incumbent’s better pantsuited. Contrarians, meanwhile, consistently champion da cagier challenger. Dis leaves cautious chanters to pick “Da Vivacious Variable” as deyr viable candidate. Bein’ a holiday-obsessed housewife makes me most prepared for a Pumpkin Smash Street Fight.
Sounds almost alien comin’ from “Da Adorkable Angel,” right? What possesses me to proclaim da Women’s Champion as Ambassadress of Amplified Aggression? Why do I consider dis dree-way dance a fight? As a naturalized American, I want a strong style showin’ in dis dynamically diverse Women’s Division. I view dis eccentric exhibition as a fight since we’re breakin’ bread, bones, and boundaries. Maybe I’m channelin’ caress energy from my emotional support foreign object? Jill and Karlie bode deserve gettin’ dis chair. Dat screams real treat. Could be canned courage distilled by Countout Club Brewery? Since flyin’ first class from Glasgow, yours truly’s been nanosecond nursin’ CCB’s new Double Cracked Coconut Eggnoggin Knocker. Clears da mind knowin’ one can be a brainbuster at gourd grapplin’ galas. Additionally, droppin’ Jill and/or Karlie on deyr dome translates to raucous, feverish fervor from fans.
Deyr enigmatic, electrifyin’ en-du-si-as-m makes it easier to eschew bein’ a traditional textbook technician. “Da Hardheaded Housewife’s” gonna learn how much she can get away wid by measurements of inches. Callin’ infractions in dis contest comes across as irrational. Den deyr’s da adjusted aspect of “remote reconnaissance” which means I plan far from my opponents’ mutually assured pummelin’.Notion dat leaves how I hy-pod-e-size turnin’ my retched rivals into “rancid rutabagas” on Halloween? Bountiful, beautiful, blisterin’, a few possibly blouse-burstin’, brutal bumps all dr-ew da night. My name is Azurine Vebbins and I adorkably approve dis message.
