Main Event
Special Refferee: Regan Voorhees
Dandy DiVito vs. 'ill' Jill Park
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, the special guest referee... REGAN VOORHEES!!The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out...
REGAN VOORHEES
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan standing there, smiling as she shows off her gauche striped zebra shirt!
Chris Avery: I never expected someone so fond of their Prada and Versace to be so enthused about wearing itchy polyester blends!Billy: Maybe it's more about the obscene amounts of power and authority those stripes give her in this match!Adilene Floyd: And introducing first...“AND NOW…” A loud, booming voiceover begins…
“SHE is the Action Wrestling UNITED STATES CHAMPION…
SHE is the Action Wrestling WOMEN’S CHAMPION…
SHE was the runner up of the 2022 Havoc Rumble…
SHE was the winner of the 2022 Glory Tournament…
SHE was the winner of the biggest Clash Main Event…OF ALLLLL TIIIIIMEEEEE….
SHE is the ALLLLLL INNNNNN briefcase winner…
SHE is the star of Paramount+’s hit reality series ‘License to Jill’...
She is… JILLLLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKK!!!”
As the intro to “Cannibal” by Kesha hits, a cloud of smoke envelopes the top of the stage. As the smoke slowly dissipates, Jill Park kneels one one knee, her head bowed. After a moment she throws back her hood as the fans continue to boo hysterically. The AW Women’s title is seen firmly clasped around her waist, the AW United States Championship slung over her left shoulder, and the All-In briefcase held with her right hand. Jill grins ear to ear, despite the amount of hate flowing from the crowd as she skips down the ramp and towards the ringside area. She slides the All-In briefcase in under the bottom ropes as she gets onto the apron.
Unclasping the Women’s Championship, Park holds a title in each hand, lifting them high in the air and leaning back against the ropes, as the fans continue to pelt her with boos and obscenities! Finally, Park enters the ring, leaning back in her corner, with both title belts held against her chest.
Billy: We love to see an extremely well choreographed entrance based around the belts people are holding in this moment of time, it always ages well!Chris Avery: You gonna pick this fight every time, Billy?Jill eyes Regan, not entirely trusting, as the two Affluenza members stare at each other.
Adilene Floyd: And her opponent...The house lights black out, and "Pitbull Terrier" starts playing over the PA. Through the pitch blackness of the lightless arena, a strobe light starts flashing on the stage as the song builds, and Dandy DiVito appears on the stage with Richard DiVito and RONAN following closely behind.
Adilene Floyd: From Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is "THE ACTION WRESTLING ORIGINAL"! HE IS DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDY... DIVITOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Dandy marches to the ring. Dandy jaws at and interacts with the crowd inciting passionately angry responses from those in attendance. As he reaches the ring, Dandy slams his hands into and then stomps up the ring stairs just before he climbs into the ring and climbs each corner of the ring to taunt the crowd as they mercilessly boo him to hell and back.
Chris Avery: Dandy has been taunting Jill Park for months since Uprising! He's gotten in her head and embarrassed and humiliated her last week! Now Jill has laid down a challenge against Dandy, and he'll have to get through Jill, and perhaps, her tag team partner Regan as well!Billy: I mean, luckily Dandy brought his family members and tank like heavy RONAN down to ringside with him, I'm sure they'll offset any chicanery that Jill can pull!Regan takes one look at Richard DiVito and RONAN out at ringside, points at them and then throws a finger to the back! Richard and RONAN throw their hands up in the air, but Regan motions again, "You'reeeeee outtaaa hereeee!" The crowd, to it's credit, pops a little at this, and Richard and Dandy both are losing their minds like that's out of pocket, pointing and shouting choice words at Regan and Jill.
Billy: ........Orrrrr maybe it'll be unfairly skewed after all.Dandy motions to Richard, telling him it's okay, he's got this confidently, but Richard still shouts at Regan. Jill is laughing at this whole debacle like it's Pickle Rick and it were the funniest shit she had ever saw. Dandy is a little bit stern now as Richard takes his bodyguard up the ramp, still yelling about a lawsuit. Dandy looks over at Jill, poker faced, and Jill grins widely. Regan orders the bell rung.
Chris Avery: Well, Dandy may not have his backup, but still... Dandy wanted this, even knowing that he would have to face Jill while keeping an eye on Regan... is this all part of some reverse psychology mind game from Dandy?Billy: Reverse psychology doesn't work!Chris Avery: You're right, reverse psychology doesn't work at all, it's been proven.Billy: What- hey now... maybe I was wrong, there could be some instances where it's effective...Jill moves towards Dandy, who attempts to shoot in for a takedown, but Jill dodges to the side and nails his leg with a straight kick. Dandy grits his teeth and shakes his knee out. He grapples Jill again, but Jill wrings his arm and snaps off several more kicks. Jill wrings Dandy's arm, twisting it into a wristlock. Dandy grunts in pain. He reverses into a hammerlock on Jill. Jill twists and tries to escape his grasp, then stomps on his foot and elbows him with her free arm. Dandy finally releases the hold. Jill goes for a kick, but Dandy, ever the rough and tumble brawler, grabs her foot and flings her to the mat. Jill simply rolls back into a crouched position, and the two of them come towards each other again. They grapple, and Dandy twists Jill's arm into a wristlock. Jill is able to perform a cartwheel to relieve the pressure on her arm, then she drops down for a leg sweep kick. Jill applies a keylock on Dandy's arm. Dandy shakes his head in pain and attempts to elbow Jill off. Jill floats over into a front facelock, trying to choke him out, then she readjusts the hold and applies a rear chinlock wih her knee in Dandy's back.
Chris Avery: Great use of chain wrestling by Jill to wear Dandy down. She's attempting to soften up the limbs as well as take his breath away, as if she's chipping away at the stone wall of his defenses.Billy: Jill always takes my breath away and chips away at my defenses. ...By which I mean, I would love to subscribe to her Onlyfans content.Chris Avery: You had it right up until that last sentence.As the crowd starts getting behind Jill and Dandy, clapping for them, Dandy begins pulling himself up to a vertical base. He pushes Jill off with force. Jill comes right back at him, lighting him up with several kicks to the midsection, and then she grabs his arm and springs to the ropes, springing up onto the second rope and then hopping over the top rope while holding Dandy's hand, and as she comes down she yanks his arm on the top rope with force. Dandy stumbles back, and holds his arm. Dandy comes back to the ropes to grab Jill, but she gives him a shoulder thrust. Dandy drops to one knee, and Jill runs off the ropes and as she comes back, she performs a short modified reverse hurricanrana to the doubled over Dandy Dandy that drives him face first into the canvas. Jill then locks on a Fujiwara armbar, yanking Dandy's injured arm and shoulder as she wrenches it upwards. Regan asks Dandy if he gives up. Dandy refuses. Jill bends his arm back at an uncomfortable angle, but Dandy still refuses to give up.
Chris Avery: Amazingly, Regan has been right in the thick of this whole thing and even played fair with the counts. Some people might think she was coming in partisan on this whole thing.Billy: That's the whole problem with the world today! You have to be one of two things. You have to be a registered Democrat, or you're a "baby killer". You have to be non-binary, or you have to "put pronouns in your bio". You have to -Chris Avery: Save it for Wednesday, Billy!Billy: Wait...... we don't work Wednesdays, nobody would be able to hear me talk about these sensitive political topics!Chris Avery: That's.... exactly the point, yes.Jill breaks off the hold, and using her boot, she pushes Dandy over to the corner under the bottom rope. Jill walks to the outside, and she grabs Dandy's arm, flinging it with force under the bottom rope into the steel ringpost. Dandy yells with pain. Jill gives him several more of these attacks with the ringpost, then she places a boot on the ringpost itself and bends Dandy's arm so that it is being pulled back against the post. Dandy actually lets out a loud scream of pain. Jill screams for him to give up. Finally, Jill releases Dandy's arm. Dandy, grimacing in pain, crawls away from the corner, as Jill gets back in the ring. Jill stomps on Dandy's fingers. She grips his arm, trying to lift him up and twist the arm at the same time, but Dandy explodes with a clothesline from his free arm that flips Jill completely over. Dandy gets to his feet, shaking out his injured arm, before he drops down for a cover. He looks over at Regan, and Regan, amazing even the crowd, drops down willingly and goes for a count.
Regan: One....
Two... Kickout.
Dandy doesn't waste time, lifting Jill up by the hair, hooking her head and performing a snap suplex. Jill yells and holds her lower back in pain. Dandy lifts Jill up and whips her off the ropes, giving her a one-armed version of a back body drop on the return. Dandy paces around, a determined expression on his face. Jill gets to her feet, and Dandy boots her in the gut and goes to give her a DDT. Jill spins out of it and wrings his arm. Jill floats behind him with a hammerlock, but Dandy elbows her until she loosens the hold. Dandy runs her backwards until she is rammed into the turnbuckles with force. Jill releases the hold, and Dandy pulls her out with one arm and plants her with a sidewalk slam. Dandy then nods to Regan again, and Regan drops down for a count...
Regan: One...
Two... Kickout.
Jill has time to roll over, looking at Regan with an expression of "What in the hell is going on here", but Regan just points to her shirt and gives a small, nonchalant shrug, then turns to Dandy and shows her how Jill clearly got the shoulder up. If Dandy looks at her funny after that, well, nothing to read into there, right? Dandy, undaunted by the kickout, turns Jill over and applies a modified camel clutch, wrapping Jill's arms around her throat and pulling back. Jill lets out a choked yell of pain. Regan asks Jill if she gives up, but Jill refuses. Dandy finally releases the hold after several more moments. He brings his backside down with force across Jill's lower back. Jill tries to get to her feet, but Dandy lifts her up, clubbing her relentlessly over the back. He lifts her up on his shoulders, going for an a Gun Stun. Jill wiggles her legs and slides off his shoulders, then as he turns around and charges at her but Jill sweeps his legs from under him with a drop toehold, rolls through and maneuvers as if to lock in a rolling single leg Boston crab, but then she repositions and twists his foot into the FRANKLE LOCK. Dandy's eyes bug out of his head at being caught in this unexpected submission. Jill shouts over at Regan, telling Regan to ring the bell, because Dandy is surely out of commission, but Regan is all of a sudden blinking and picking at her eyelashes, as if she has something very annoying in her eye! Jill shouts at Regan to pay attention!
Chris Avery: What is going on here?? Is Regan purposely sandbagging this match, or is this just a weird series of coincidences?Billy: What exactly are you insinuating?Chris Avery: I didn't insinuate, I implicated!Billy: I'm going to shove your thesaurus up your sore ass!Regan looks over at Jill and says "Oh! Sorry bestie!" and hurries over. Jill in down on one knee, wrenching the ankle lock with vintage Ken Shamrock levels of intensity, shouting that he has to give up. Dandy yells that he won't. Jill simply tightens the hold, and pulls Dandy back away from the ropes. Several moments pass by. Finally, Jill releases the hold. She shakes her head in frustration. Attempting to lift Dandy up, but he's too heavy. Jill performs a series of stomps to the ankle, tendons and meat of his lower leg, and then pulls Dandy over to the ropes to use them to hop up and perform a vicious knee drop to the side of his injured leg. Jill tries to mount Dandy's leg with a kneebar, twisting upward. Dandy shoves her away. Jill comes running back in and boots him viciously in the side of the head. Dandy stumbles and falls to the mat, facedown. Jill stomps right on his Achilles tendon and then gives his ankle a knee drop. Dandy yells and holds his arm in pain. Jill motions for him to get up. As he gets to his feet, Jill doubles Dandy over with a spinning back kick to the midsection, then she backs up and hits a superkick to the side of the head while he's on his knees.
Chris Avery: Jill nails the Snowflake Swatter! And Dandy is DOWN!!Jill goes for a cover... and Regan... adjusts her top for a second. Jill shrieks "Regan come ON!!" and Regan hustles in to the cover...
Regan: One...
Two... Kickout.
Jill sits up, and immediately shoots a dark look over at Regan, getting up and asking her what is going on. Regan doesn't know what she's talking about, but Jill immediately starts pointing in her face. Regan affirms that she is the referee and she's doing her job here. As if to underscore this point, while Jill is distracted by Regan, Dandy comes from underneath and rolls Jill up for a schoolboy pin, and Regan is right there in position to give a count.
Regan: One...
Two... Kickout.
Jill pops up out of the schoolboy, and before Dandy can make it to his feet Jill blasts him with a boot to the face. Now Jill turns to Regan again, with suspicion in her eyes. Jill turns back to Dandy, but there's something in the way she looks over her shoulder at Regan now.
Chris Avery: I had a thought, and I'm not sure if it's out of line, but the past few weeks, Jill has been targeted by piggy-themed attacks, such as being Carrie'd by pig's blood...Billy: That was Dandy, we know this.Chris Avery: Well, true, Dandy has his part in it, but don't we know someone who has a stake in the meat industry, pig blood themes, and a dark sense of humor?Billy: If you're insinuating that Dandy has Jimmy Dean as a partner, I'll --Chris Avery: NOT JIMMY DEAN, YOU - Do I really need to spell this out jesus christ.She starts to go for a reverse STO but Dandy elbows her off with his good arm. Jill turns around and gets a back elbow. Jill stumbles again, right into a back suplex. Dandy peels Jill off the mat and gives her a harsh snap suplex. Jill arches her lower back in pain. Dandy then applies a trailer hitch, twisting her on her side as he twerks her knee. Jill shouts in pain. Jill tries to grab the bottom ropes out of instinct, but Regan tells her that by her own rules there are no rope breaks. Dandy pulls her back out into the middle of the ring anyway and sits back on the hold. Jill screams in pain, and flails her arms. She grits her teeth to keep from shouting any more. Dandy finally gets back up, lifting Jill up, and plants her with a double underhook powerbomb. Dandy kicks out his softened up knee to try and get some feeling in it, then he makes his way to the ropes, scaling up them and facing the crowd, making rowdy motions to get them fired up. Dandy flings himself off the top, coming down across Jill's midsection with a Coffin drop.
Chris Avery: Coffin Flop just driving the wind right out of Jill's lungs!!Dandy has to take a moment to blink and shake the cobwebs out of his head, suddenly dazed. Regan tells him to take his time, as Dandy takes a few deep breaths before rolling over.
Chris Avery: You would expect Regan to not give Dandy any amount of grace or consideration at all.Billy: I don't know what you're talking about, Dandy is a total sweetheart of a mensch!! He sent me a muffin basket with a card when I was in the hospital.Chris Avery: Really?Billy: Granted, the card said "Fuck you, I hope you get a disease and die", but it's the thought that counts!Dandy goes for a cover...
Regan: One...
Two...
Thr- Kickout!
Regan leans in to Jill to make sure she can continue. Jill is laying on her side, holding her ribs with gritted teeth and slitted eyes filled with rage, glaring at Regan as if to ask why the hell she isn't helping her. Dandy grimaces a little as he picks his way to his feet, pulling Jill up with him and Jill, though dazed, fires up and rocks Dandy with a spinning backfist. Dandy, stunned, stumbles around in a circle, as Jill gets fully up to her feet, recovering all of her energy and getting fired up with rage as she backs into the ropes, then hits the staggering Dandy with a roaring elbow strike, dropping him, and, as she follows through with so much force that she goes past him and down to her knees! Jill rests on the mat, getting a few big, gasping lungfuls of air, then she pounds the mat in determination, and she shoves Dandy over, shrieking for Regan to count the pin!
Chris Avery: LET IT GO! JILL JUST RELEASED DANDY'S SOUL TO THE SHADOW REALM!Billy: And Regan is right there! She's counting! Just the way referees are supposed to!Regan: One...
Two...
Thr- Kickout
Jill sits up, yelling about how unfair it is, and shooting a dark look at Regan. Regan proclaims her innocence, even showing Jill helpfully that Dandy lifted his shoulder, but Jill isn't having any of it, as she gets up in Regan's face. Regan reminds her that she IS the referee, and Jill needs to respect her personal space, but Jill, incensed, begins shoving Regan, getting worked into a lather, even insinuating that Regan has an interest in this, before looking down at Dandy and making her intentions clear. Regan looks at Dandy and scoffs, telling Jill that's absurd, and she continues to protest.
Chris Avery: Did Regan help Dandy all along, or was this part of his plan to drive a wedge between them??Billy: I - no... that's ridiculous... it can't be.... Could it??Chris Avery: Regan sure hasn't been forthcoming in this match, we know that.Jill shoves Regan away, then turns to Dandy. She kicks him right in the gut, and looks over at Regan, as if defying her to stop Jill from kicking Dandy below the belt and breaking the rules. She backs up into the corner, Edge style, motioning with her fingers for Dandy to get up. and Dandy, trailing his arms, is pulling himself up to his knees. Jill runs in, jumping up for a hellacious curb stomp. Dandy pulls his head free and lets Jill fall back down to earth, putting the breaks on her as she lands with a boot to the gut, and hooking her head for a stunner. Jill breaks free and savagely stomps on his Achilles tendon so hard it makes the people front row ringside suck in their breath, and Dandy drop to one knee. Dandy yells in pain and grips his calf. Jill then runs off the ropes and goes for a curb stomp again, but he ducks the swing of the kick and before her momentum can carry her around, he lifts her up on his shoulders and grabs on, then drops her with a stun gun on the ropes. Dandy then rests against the ropes, trying to get some feeling back in his leg, as Jill falls back, holding her throat. Then, Dandy looks over at Regan, and flashes her a big smile.
Chris Avery: Divito with the Answer and .... he's SMILING at Regan! What is going on here?!Billy: I... I can't believe it, Dandy might be just about ready to pull this off, that sneaky SOB!!Chris Avery: Maybe Regan really has been helping Dandy all along! Maybe, with her help, he really is about to get away with this!!Regan drops down for a count, and Dandy grins as he pins Jill...
Regan: One...
Two...
Three - Kickout!
Dandy's face goes from confident and smiling broadly, to shocked, as he sits up. He stares blankly at Jill's body as Jill is laid on her side, and then he shoots a look over at Regan. Regan never returned Dandy's confident, knowing grin, but here she just motions that Jill kicked out fairly, and shrugs her shoulders, and Dandy's entire world seems to be crumbling.
Billy: Of all of the most unlikely occurrences in the world today, I would have to say I'd put Regan Voorhees calling a match fairly and down the middle about as rare a sight as el chupacabra!Dandy flips his shit as he gets to his feet and now he's storming into Regan's face, yelling, red-faced and apopleptic with anger as he asks what the hell she's trying to pull. Regan tells Dandy not to put his hands on her or she will disqualify him, and Dandy spouts some choice verbiage at her. Nonplussed, Regan sneers at him, and tells him he has to the count of three. Dandy turns his back on her... but then he grabs Jill's head, putting her in a sleeper type of hold to lift her up and ragdoll Jill to her feet and Dandy begins biting Jill's ear! Jill shrieks and tries to bat him off, but he has her in a position where her arm is pinned, and Dandy pulls off and begins biting Jill's nose and eyebrows! Jill yells in pain and flails, beating at Dandy's head now that she can move her arms. Regan, empowered by the striped shirt, yells at Dandy and tell him that he is going to get disqualified, and Dandy throws Jill to the mat, wiping his mouth with a grin.
Chris Avery: And look at Dandy's reckless smile! Regan is chewing him out now and threatening him with a disqualification if he does that again!Jill is laid on her stomach, groaning and checking her face gingerly to make sure Dandy didn't break skin, and Dandy runs in and punts her in the ribs. Jill flops over, contorting on the mat and holding her ribs. Dandy turns to Regan, telling her to watch him put her girl to sleep now, and Dandy paces over to the ropes and exits the ring. Disregarding Regan telling him to get in the ring, now Dandy grabs the All-In briefcase that Jill carries everywhere, holding it in the air. Dandy brings the All-In briefcase in the ring, and Regan tries to get in his way, saying that he can't use that as a weapon. Dandy sneers and arrogantly tells Regan to get the hell out of his way, and tells her "You KNOW you wouldn't dare DQ me... you know WHY", and Regan looks frustrated. Dandy motions for Jill to get up, readying the All-In briefcase... and Jill, dazed, pulls herself to her knees, then to her feet. Dandy readies the briefcase in both hands, and rushes in, looking to crack Jill over the head with it... but Jill ducks the swing of the briefcase. Dandy spins in a circle, turns around... and Jill waits right there with a boot to the gut that knocks Dandy to his knees, sending the All-In briefcase scattering. Regan picks the briefcase up and hangs it from the top rope. Simultaneously, Jill runs off the ropes and drops Dandy with a curb stomp! Jill rests, breathing heavily, and she is too beaten down to notice Regan is still trying to get the briefcase in the turnbuckle before she wedges the briefcase between the top and middle rope (for safekeeping)...
Chris Avery: CANCEL CULTURE! CANCEL CULTURE CONNECTS!Jill, exhausted, is finally able to turn over and drape an arm over Dandy... Regan looks down, "notices" and drops down for the count.
Regan: One...
Two...
Three - Kickout!
Jill falls onto her side, and for a moment she's too winded and beaten down from this match to do more than stare incoherently... finally she looks over at Regan, and a long, gauging look of interest passes over her face because who's side is she ON anyway? Regan remains inscrutable, and professes to be calling it down the middle, motioning that Dandy kicked out. Jill has a look of petulant anger on her face, as if that proved that Regan was trying to screw her. She gets to her feet, and starts arguing with Regan. Finally, she turns back to Dandy, seeing that that's getting her nowhere... She slowly, slowly moves the deadweight limbs of Dandy up and pulls his lifeless body to his knees, trying to hook his arms, but Dandy is either purposely not letting his arms be positioned for a double underhook or he's as limp as spaghetti. Jill, seething, pounds on his back.
Chris Avery: Jill is trying for it! She's trying for Hot Girl Summer to put Dandy away! She's fighting with everything she has!Billy: She's had to fight double hard because who knows if she can even trust this stupid referee!However, suddenly, Dandy springs to life! His arms shoot out, grab Jill's ankles and sweep them forward, unbalancing Jill and bringing her right flat onto her back! Dandy hops up, letting Jill's legs fall to the mat and performing a standing double foot stomp right to the ribs! Jill is folded in half as Dandy stomps her, and she falls over, holding her ribs. Dandy keeps his footing, and, riding a sudden quick spike of momentum, runs over to the ropes, ascends to the top turnbuckle, and in one last, reckless burst of energy, flings himself off the top rope with a flying elbow drop that catches Jill while she's still prone after the double stomp! Dandy lays out after the elbow drop, and Regan throws her arms up at her head, her expression reading absolutely stunned.
Chris Avery: DRUNK DRIVER! DANDY JUST RAN JILL OVER!!Billy: REGAN IS SHOCKED! DANDY... IS IN PAIN, AND BARELY ABLE TO MOVE, BUT IS SHOCKED! JILL PARK, FLATTENED INTO A PANCAKE... TOTALLY SHOCKED!!Chris Avery: DANDY MIGHT JUST PULL THIS ONE OFF, THAT WEASELLY SOB!!Dandy, breathing laboriously, crawls painstaking inches over, taking longer than it should to turn over as if his joints are filled with broken glass... draping the arm over Jill. Regan counts...
Regan: One...
Two...
Three - Kickout!!
The crowd is cheering "Holy shit" and "This is Awesome" as Dandy looks pained and desperate, and tries to lay on the mat, covering his face with his hands. Regan leans over both competitors, making sure they can still continue, even though they're both down and neither able to move. Several long seconds pass and both Jill and Dandy begin pushing themselves up... and Regan is right there to make sure they can go.
Chris Avery: Dandy has done everything he can to be a thorn in Jill's side! He's done everything he can to sew discord between her and her partner! And he's given her one of the biggest fights of her recent career!Billy: But who is going to take this home?? Does Dandy have Jill trapped here??Both competitors, barely able to stand fully, nonetheless begin hurling right hands with such force that when they hit the other competitor, the threaten to knock the other back down to the mat. Jill with a right hand to Dandy! Dandy with a right hand to Jill! Jill with a right hand to Dandy! Jill begins firing up on Dandy, peppering him with rights... and Dandy, that piece of garbage, rakes the eyes of Jill, stopping her in her tracks! Dandy boots Jill in the gut, and he grins as he turns, hooking her head on his shoulder...
Chris Avery: HE'S CALLING FOR IT!!Juuuust before he can drop down for the Carnage Stunner, though, Jill counters, gripping his hair and flinging him forward. Dandy goes sailing into the corner, between the top and middle ropes... and he hits, face first, INTO the All-In briefcase and smacking it! He plows through the briefcase, into the steel ringpost shoulder first! The All-In briefcase flies out of the corner past Dandy and falls to the floor... and Jill comes up behind Dandy, scooping him out of the precarious position he's dangling in between the top and middle ropes, holding his shoulder and head in pain... Jill pull him out of that, and rolls him into a schoolboy! Regan shoots down, lifting her hand!
Chris Avery: OHHH!! WHAT AN IMPACT! DANDY SENT INTO THE BRIEFCASE HEAD FIRST, INTO THE STEEL SHOULDER FIRST! DANDY IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN!!Billy: AND JILL GOT THE ROLLUP!!Regan: ONE
TWO
THREE!!
Chris Avery: REGAN JUST FAST COUNTED!!Regan orders the bell rung. Jill looks up at Regan and she starts laughing, and she pulls Regan in and hugs her.
Adilene Floyd: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...... JILL PARK!!!Jill's music hits, and she stands, panting and exhausted, but with a cheesy smile on her face. Dandy, stunned, is sitting up and is looking around, confused by what the hell just happened!!
Chris Avery: Dandy did everything he could! He tried to pit the Affluenza members against each other! He laid a trap tonight, but it blew up in his face!!Billy: It was even his own bringing the All-In briefcase into the ring to use as a weapon that backfired against him, and Regan gave the fatal quick count!!Jill retrieves her All-In briefcase, and the US and Women's title belts, and smiles as she and Regan walk around the ring. Dandy is getting to his feet, outraged, shouting choice words at both of them and swearing at them.
Dandy DiVito: THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER! THIS AIN'T FUCKIN' OVER, JILL!! IT AIN'T OVER TILL I FUCKIN' SAY SO!!Jill and Regan triumphantly waltz up the ramp, while Dandy grips the ropes in frustration and rage, shouting at them.
We slowly fade off the air.