Post by Jessie Lee on Oct 16, 2022 12:17:02 GMT -5
With an exasperated huff, the familiar visage of Jessie Lee dropped down onto the locker room bench that was seen before the camera; sweat dripping from her brow as she fixed the camera with a particularly determined look. No rest for the wicked, eh?
"Yeah, I know I look like utter shit right now an' I'm sure the internet neck beards of idiocy are gonna be all up in somebody's comments talkin' shit as if they've ever lived anywhere outside their mama's basement. But ya know what? I couldn't give any less of a shit of some narrowed-minded pricks half-baked opinions about somethin' they never bothered tryin' to understand."
"Though, I guess that's just part of the human condition at this point."
""Ramblin' aside, I guess its about time to what everyone wants to hear, right? The part where I beat my chest like a drum an' proclaim to the world that I'mma beat the living hell outta that old cuckold that can never seem to get his feet underneath himself no matter how much times passes or how many chances he gets to put up or shut up. Ya know who I'm talkin' 'bout; the guy whose best days were when he was desperately attemptin' to grab people's attention by whoring himself to every fourth-rate podcast or twitch stream that thought they could get a big ol' boost by havin' him on; guess that didn' work out for 'em, now did it?"
"Masuda Teijin."
"For the benefit of those trollin' peice of piss incels out there that aren't pickin' up on who I'm talking about. Although, if the upcomin' Clash card is any indication, it seems that the execs up in Action Wrestlin' have decided that his recent outings were less then deservin' of the Masuda name. That or he's finally given up on tryin' to live up to a legacy that he can never hope to due any sort of justice an' decided it was best to build something something tangible that he could be proud of."
"Pffft, as if that'll ever happen!"
"The dude's given up heart an' soul in exchange for Sunday best style an' works emptier than the dreams he used to have. Teijie has gone from bein' Teo's replacement as the ultimate underdog; cause let's face it, Teo ain't no fuckin' underdog by ANY stretch; to bein' some ball less dingleberry that settles for some half-sassed survival over takin' pride in himself regardless of whether he wins or loses. He traded in that respectable determination for some sub par attempt at a silver-tongue an' an over bearin' vocabulary where he never says anythin'."
"Now I don't want any of what I'm sayin' to get twisted an' used outta context via the ol' sound bite machine. The dude has more skills in that ring to achieve what he wants; the know-how to be someone to watch in the upper tiers of wrestlin' world wide. I should know, I've been in the ring with some stellar fuckin' peeps. However, he just simply doesn't have that fire to take pride in himself anymore. What people see on tv ain't pride, it's an understandingly smug fuck that thinks havin' a woman fake a orgasm for him is impressive."
"Teijin is here to fuck spiders an' amount to nothin'."
"I ain't."
"Jessie Lee, Action Wrestlin's Horrorcore Hottie, ain't here to fuck around an' just be happy that Bunga or Pasternak throws her a bone every now an' again. Fuck no! I came to one of the best promotions today in order to show that I wasn't some over bloated meathead of a fish in some tiny ass fuckin' pond that was Revolution One at the time. I put my name on the dotted line of that multi year contract so that the entire fuckin' world could watch some nameless cunt with one hell of a mouth make a splash in the industry she loves an' so that they can come along for the journey of bein' a zero to THE hero."
"I'm fightin' while Teijie is prayin'."
"Have there been setbacks an' disappoints? Yeah, and I'd have to be one hell of a piece of shit to not recognize that. However, that isn't gonna shake me an' force me to give up on what makes me who I am. That grit an' determination I have to be big in this industry ain't givin' way for an easier path when it presents itself. I'mma fight with everything I am until there a single breath or ounce of blood left in my body. Does that mean I'm some pigheaded cunt with more guts then brains? Damn fuckin' right it does, but at least I have enough sense to understand that givin' up on yourself when the goin' gets tough doesn't amount to greatness."
"Beat the piss outta me!"
"Make me wish that I'd never been born!"
"Fight me tooth an' nail with everything that ya got!"
"Do that shit an' find out that there isn't any fuckin' way that I'll ever submit to any motherfucker stupid enough to stand in my way! One way or another; sooner or later; I'm goin' to break done those incompetent fucks actin' like they're some big shit barrier an' I'm goin' to bust through that glass ceilin' that torments fuck knuckles like Teijin."
"This Monday Night I promise you that the second verse ain' gonna be the same as the first. Teijin an' myself are gonna fight until the foundations of the Pechanga Arena are shakin' and I ain't stoppin' until I've put that fuck through a table!"
"Now get!"
"I gotta clean up an' go get my asshat of a brother from the airport an' God knows I ain't gonna miss a chance to practice beatin' the shit outta this asshole before I bring the Lee-fuckin'-thality to that twat formerly known as a Masuda, Teijin."
"It's gonna be fuckin' great."
With a wicked smile, the scene fades as Jessie begins to change.
"Yeah, I know I look like utter shit right now an' I'm sure the internet neck beards of idiocy are gonna be all up in somebody's comments talkin' shit as if they've ever lived anywhere outside their mama's basement. But ya know what? I couldn't give any less of a shit of some narrowed-minded pricks half-baked opinions about somethin' they never bothered tryin' to understand."
"Though, I guess that's just part of the human condition at this point."
""Ramblin' aside, I guess its about time to what everyone wants to hear, right? The part where I beat my chest like a drum an' proclaim to the world that I'mma beat the living hell outta that old cuckold that can never seem to get his feet underneath himself no matter how much times passes or how many chances he gets to put up or shut up. Ya know who I'm talkin' 'bout; the guy whose best days were when he was desperately attemptin' to grab people's attention by whoring himself to every fourth-rate podcast or twitch stream that thought they could get a big ol' boost by havin' him on; guess that didn' work out for 'em, now did it?"
"Masuda Teijin."
"For the benefit of those trollin' peice of piss incels out there that aren't pickin' up on who I'm talking about. Although, if the upcomin' Clash card is any indication, it seems that the execs up in Action Wrestlin' have decided that his recent outings were less then deservin' of the Masuda name. That or he's finally given up on tryin' to live up to a legacy that he can never hope to due any sort of justice an' decided it was best to build something something tangible that he could be proud of."
"Pffft, as if that'll ever happen!"
"The dude's given up heart an' soul in exchange for Sunday best style an' works emptier than the dreams he used to have. Teijie has gone from bein' Teo's replacement as the ultimate underdog; cause let's face it, Teo ain't no fuckin' underdog by ANY stretch; to bein' some ball less dingleberry that settles for some half-sassed survival over takin' pride in himself regardless of whether he wins or loses. He traded in that respectable determination for some sub par attempt at a silver-tongue an' an over bearin' vocabulary where he never says anythin'."
"Now I don't want any of what I'm sayin' to get twisted an' used outta context via the ol' sound bite machine. The dude has more skills in that ring to achieve what he wants; the know-how to be someone to watch in the upper tiers of wrestlin' world wide. I should know, I've been in the ring with some stellar fuckin' peeps. However, he just simply doesn't have that fire to take pride in himself anymore. What people see on tv ain't pride, it's an understandingly smug fuck that thinks havin' a woman fake a orgasm for him is impressive."
"Teijin is here to fuck spiders an' amount to nothin'."
"I ain't."
"Jessie Lee, Action Wrestlin's Horrorcore Hottie, ain't here to fuck around an' just be happy that Bunga or Pasternak throws her a bone every now an' again. Fuck no! I came to one of the best promotions today in order to show that I wasn't some over bloated meathead of a fish in some tiny ass fuckin' pond that was Revolution One at the time. I put my name on the dotted line of that multi year contract so that the entire fuckin' world could watch some nameless cunt with one hell of a mouth make a splash in the industry she loves an' so that they can come along for the journey of bein' a zero to THE hero."
"I'm fightin' while Teijie is prayin'."
"Have there been setbacks an' disappoints? Yeah, and I'd have to be one hell of a piece of shit to not recognize that. However, that isn't gonna shake me an' force me to give up on what makes me who I am. That grit an' determination I have to be big in this industry ain't givin' way for an easier path when it presents itself. I'mma fight with everything I am until there a single breath or ounce of blood left in my body. Does that mean I'm some pigheaded cunt with more guts then brains? Damn fuckin' right it does, but at least I have enough sense to understand that givin' up on yourself when the goin' gets tough doesn't amount to greatness."
"Beat the piss outta me!"
"Make me wish that I'd never been born!"
"Fight me tooth an' nail with everything that ya got!"
"Do that shit an' find out that there isn't any fuckin' way that I'll ever submit to any motherfucker stupid enough to stand in my way! One way or another; sooner or later; I'm goin' to break done those incompetent fucks actin' like they're some big shit barrier an' I'm goin' to bust through that glass ceilin' that torments fuck knuckles like Teijin."
"This Monday Night I promise you that the second verse ain' gonna be the same as the first. Teijin an' myself are gonna fight until the foundations of the Pechanga Arena are shakin' and I ain't stoppin' until I've put that fuck through a table!"
"Now get!"
"I gotta clean up an' go get my asshat of a brother from the airport an' God knows I ain't gonna miss a chance to practice beatin' the shit outta this asshole before I bring the Lee-fuckin'-thality to that twat formerly known as a Masuda, Teijin."
"It's gonna be fuckin' great."
With a wicked smile, the scene fades as Jessie begins to change.
