Post by Psycho Vindel on Sept 11, 2022 10:30:46 GMT -5
“Ight, cool, thanks Mel.” rasps a voice that's a few too many Newports into the day. “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” Theres a pause of confusion with aggravation. “What do you mean he quit? This fuckin pussy foam whipped venti douche bag went and fucking quit- when - the tenth? Homeboys leavin me here on my own for the tag team championship.” Psycho pauses again and reconsiders the situation. “You know what, that's fuckin gucci. Psycho’s got this.”
*Click*
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“So this is so-called King Shit. This is who Psycho Vindel has to wax this week on Clash for those Tag Team titles? Well I just got word that Ashton Thomas went and fuckin quit that spells trouble for you both. I don’t need him to bury you two dweebs in the middle of the ring. King Shit brought down by King of the fuckin spit. King of the fuckin Slander. King of the 4chan fortune. Heir to the thrown of mud and slime and grease. I’m a certifiable nightmare ready to pistol whip both you lame fucks and throw out that trash like this was Tuesday.
In fact, I’ve been looking around. I’ve been looking around and I aint seen neither one of you posting promos on the feed. Nothing on the Network. No Paramount, Hulu or Evenin’ TV. That tells me all I need to know about you two. You’re fuckin scared and fuckin should be. I’m sure you’re tellin the world that you aint out here wastin your time on Ashton Thomas and truth be told, I aint about to waste my time on him no mo’ either but Psycho Vindel? You come at me with that disrespect and you’ll get ya newckbone disconnected. Make ya’ll like Cali when they give out free Teslas. I’mma overload the grid and whip that smirk off ya face. I hope you overlook me. I hope you fuckin’ no show thinkin that I aint go be there for some Cheddah Bay and a hot plate. I’ll go Rinse King Charlies right now for a PBJ or a Tuna on Rye. Little bit of mustid’, how you doin
That aint the point here. The point is the disrespect that you have shown me. King shit gone get royally flushed.
Stop me if you heard that before.
Stop me if you heard all this before.
Spoilers: You aint evah, EVAH GONE stop me. I’mma come for you, those titles, ya kids, the dogs, the cats, ya homeboys, ya homegirls, ya whole life cuz you two have had it too good for too long and I’m here to destroy you.
I’ve been tellin it. I’m the disruptor. I’m the guy that goes out there and shakes it up. I’m the wild card. The unpredictable disaster that comes for the houses of King Shit and a Kingdom that they think they claim.
I’m the one guy out here willing to go it alone. I’ll even leave the 9 piece at home and smash ya skulls in the old fashioned way. One thing is for certain though, You aint running Psycho out of the Dub but I will gladly stomp you two gommbas out the building.
I’m a fucking tornado in that ring. A certifiable madman that will stop at nothing to finish the fight because dudes like you dont think guys like me should exist in this company when I got more heart and soul than anyone - especially punk ass bitches like Ashton Thomas. I mean, what the fuck was his gimmick - what, was he rich or someethin. All that Money and no Balls.
What a fuckin bald faced mook.
In that ring, on Monday night - I’m going to turn you both into victims. I’m going to snap necks and take belts and beat you with them like ya daddies should have way back in the day.
I’ll be the first one man tag team champ.
A one man Army but you know what - it only takes one to over throw a kingdom and only one man to take out the shit.
And psycho Vindel is just the man for the job.
I’m not writing apologies, boys. I’m writing eulogies.
For you.
For those belts. For Ashton fuckin Thomas, may god have a bitches mercy on him.
*Click*
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“So this is so-called King Shit. This is who Psycho Vindel has to wax this week on Clash for those Tag Team titles? Well I just got word that Ashton Thomas went and fuckin quit that spells trouble for you both. I don’t need him to bury you two dweebs in the middle of the ring. King Shit brought down by King of the fuckin spit. King of the fuckin Slander. King of the 4chan fortune. Heir to the thrown of mud and slime and grease. I’m a certifiable nightmare ready to pistol whip both you lame fucks and throw out that trash like this was Tuesday.
In fact, I’ve been looking around. I’ve been looking around and I aint seen neither one of you posting promos on the feed. Nothing on the Network. No Paramount, Hulu or Evenin’ TV. That tells me all I need to know about you two. You’re fuckin scared and fuckin should be. I’m sure you’re tellin the world that you aint out here wastin your time on Ashton Thomas and truth be told, I aint about to waste my time on him no mo’ either but Psycho Vindel? You come at me with that disrespect and you’ll get ya newckbone disconnected. Make ya’ll like Cali when they give out free Teslas. I’mma overload the grid and whip that smirk off ya face. I hope you overlook me. I hope you fuckin’ no show thinkin that I aint go be there for some Cheddah Bay and a hot plate. I’ll go Rinse King Charlies right now for a PBJ or a Tuna on Rye. Little bit of mustid’, how you doin
That aint the point here. The point is the disrespect that you have shown me. King shit gone get royally flushed.
Stop me if you heard that before.
Stop me if you heard all this before.
Spoilers: You aint evah, EVAH GONE stop me. I’mma come for you, those titles, ya kids, the dogs, the cats, ya homeboys, ya homegirls, ya whole life cuz you two have had it too good for too long and I’m here to destroy you.
I’ve been tellin it. I’m the disruptor. I’m the guy that goes out there and shakes it up. I’m the wild card. The unpredictable disaster that comes for the houses of King Shit and a Kingdom that they think they claim.
I’m the one guy out here willing to go it alone. I’ll even leave the 9 piece at home and smash ya skulls in the old fashioned way. One thing is for certain though, You aint running Psycho out of the Dub but I will gladly stomp you two gommbas out the building.
I’m a fucking tornado in that ring. A certifiable madman that will stop at nothing to finish the fight because dudes like you dont think guys like me should exist in this company when I got more heart and soul than anyone - especially punk ass bitches like Ashton Thomas. I mean, what the fuck was his gimmick - what, was he rich or someethin. All that Money and no Balls.
What a fuckin bald faced mook.
In that ring, on Monday night - I’m going to turn you both into victims. I’m going to snap necks and take belts and beat you with them like ya daddies should have way back in the day.
I’ll be the first one man tag team champ.
A one man Army but you know what - it only takes one to over throw a kingdom and only one man to take out the shit.
And psycho Vindel is just the man for the job.
I’m not writing apologies, boys. I’m writing eulogies.
For you.
For those belts. For Ashton fuckin Thomas, may god have a bitches mercy on him.
