Post by Alice Gemini on Aug 26, 2022 6:30:20 GMT -5
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? This is the story of a girl named Alice. She has fallen down a deep dark hole with seemingly no way to get back up. This is her tale of how she got back to reality and led the charge for… An Uprising. The only noise that Alice can hear is chains rattling. The darkness that has surrounded her has become overbearing and has imposed itself upon her. She tries to move her arms but they’re attached to said chains and she can’t move. When she rattles them there is a very faint sound of a bottle being popped open behind the chains. A faint orange light appears from a hallway to the left of her past the bars of her cage. A single guard wearing all red stands in front of her. She has long blonde hair and a sour face as she stares at Alice. “If it were up to me, I’d have killed you in the most brutal way imaginable. The Red Queen has asked me not to unfortunately. Test me some more and there might just be an ‘accident’. You’re worse than the pigs on the farm.” Alice raises her head and she has a small grin but her mouth is covered in cuts and bruises with some of them still being fresh. She looks right at the guard and flashes her teeth which are almost completely covered in blood. “Keep smiling at me and I’ll gut you just like one of those pigs. I fucking hate you, you ugly worthless piece of shit. You were never going to be good enough to surpass the Queen or even myself for that matter.” She smiles even harder at the guard and quickly spits a large glob of blood right at her. “Are you- I know the fuck you didn’t just- Fuck this, I’m gutting you.” The guard pulls out her keys and starts to unlock the cage door while Alice laughs hysterically. The guard without hesitation walks up to Alice and throws a nasty right hook across her face. She brings her face right back to eye contact with the guard and continues to smile and even laugh. This angers the guard further and she grabs the back of Alice’s head and drills a knee right into her abdomen. “You little bitch. I think I might just shove this entire torch down your throat and you wouldn’t be laughing at me then would you?” Alice musters enough strength to land a brutal headbutt right to the guard's chin. The guard recoils and looks back at Alice with shock and anger. Alice does continue to laugh right in her face. The Duchess of Pork, Regan Vorhees! She’d love nothing more than to stick me on a hook next to the pigs on her estate in the deep dirty south. Ya know, I feel as though I’ve seen this story somewhere before? A sociopath who runs a pig slaughter and has not an ounce of sympathy for other human beings? I’m a horror connoisseur and I believe there’s a character in a certain story that involves an intellectual cannibal and this sociopath ends up eating his own face. People like you, Regan always get what they deserve in the end is my point. I don’t just mean you’ll lose, cause you will but what I mean is that I’m going to deliver to you everything that you have coming. From your murderous threats to your vile personality, you’re going to feel the same kind of pain that you try to dish out. I look at this way, we’re a lot alike in many ways but the thing is, I’m better at all those things. You’re only relevant because of Jill and you know that. Go off on your own and what do you accomplish? Very likely fucking nothing. You so badly want to be the face of a revolution. “Regan the revolutionary” and yet, no one gives a fuck. No one would want to follow you or even let you drag them into something as stupid as believing in you. You’re the fuck-up and failure of your team and you will never accept that because of your own fragile ego. You’re just another dumb blonde girl who’s trying to be different and kills pigs. Stick to posting pigs on twitter because this just isn’t gonna work in the long run, hog girl. Before the guard can retaliate, The Queen appears at the front of the cell. The Guard immediately goes to one knee like a good girl to her master. “How pathetic… My own guard and confidant loses to a prisoner who is bound by chains.” The queen slaps the guard in the back of the head as hard as she can, which drops her to both knees and both hands. The Queen yanks the guard up by her collar like her little bitch and pushes her out of the cell. The Queen turns back to Alice at a safe distance and purses her lips with her very snake looking face and scrawny figure. "And YOU! I figured I had dealt with you already. I thought I’d leave you to rot in this cell but it appears I was wrong. I’m never wrong either, Alice. What I want, I get and what I want is for you to suffer and perish. I thought you decaying sad and alone in this cell was enough but I evidently was wrong in that assessment. You made me say that twice now and I will never forgive that. All will bow to me and that includes you. I’m going to allow The King to handle you however because if you stay in my dungeon I can’t say I won’t just end you myself.” “Scared?” Alice says with the same wide smile full of even more blood now. The Queen approaches Alice in a split second and grabs her cheeks with one hand and lifts her face to look at her directly. “I already defeated you in battle once and ruined your life, I’ll do it again. Don’t think I won’t you little bitch.” Alice starts laughing even with The Queen's fingers pinching both her cheeks. “You think you beat me? That was just a single battle, you entitled cunt. The war between us is far from over.” The Queen releases her face and backs away while almost visibly fuming. She storms off and her shouting at her guard loudly can be heard from around the corner. You got one over on me, Jill. I’m not conceited enough to say that you didn’t. You did, and it will be the last time that will ever happen. I didn’t bring my all to that match and that’s on me but you did bring your all didn’t you? Because of course you did, if you had lost to me you would never have been able to look yourself in the mirror ever again and what a shame that’d be, huh? I can still look at myself perfectly fine because I know that I’ll bounce back better than ever and move on to greater things such as Uprising when I’m the one pulling down the briefcase and moving on to win the world championship. I hope I'm able to shove it right in that ugly little thing you call a face. We even broke records of viewership on Monday and that isn’t because of you, that's because they wanted to see me hold both belts up and I failed them. The only disappointment here is that I failed to give the viewers what they truly want, I’m not upset at myself. I lost to a toxic worm who feels entitled to fucking everything. You grew up not knowing what pain and loss feels like when I DO! I know that feeling even NOW! You know nothing about this sort of pain and it disgusts me and makes me want to vomit whenever I see you now because while I fight for MY entire fucking life you get to live a life of god damn luxury and expenses. I hate you, I really do. You silver-spoon cunt, I’m going to make your life a living hell. If you think that this past Monday was the last time we were ever going to clash in the ring, you’re already dead on arrival. I’m far from through with you and this isn’t a game to me, this isn’t about championships in the grand scheme of things. No, this is about me showing you what the kind pain that I’VE had to live through. The kind of pain that has haunted me MY entire fucking life. The kind of pain that you have avoided for the entirety of yours. I don’t give a fuck how far you have brought yourself in AW because you haven’t had to struggle the way I have. You haven’t known what true struggle was until you met me, Jill. I’m going to show you what almost dying is like, having someone show no regard for your life. I’m going to fuck you up, Jill Park. Then you’ll know who the true ‘illist’ is. Several other guards wearing red helmets storm the room and unchain her and begin dragging her away in what seems like a split second. Before she knows it the sunlight hits her eyes and she can’t help but shout in pain after being in that dungeon for who knows how long. She’s in the back of a carriage with bars surrounding it and the guards lock the door immediately. “What’s-Where am I going?” The driver of the carriage uses the back of his spear to jab Alice in her ribs. “Silence! You’re going to meet The King where he will surely have your head roll. I’d enjoy the fresh air while you can, bitch.” Alice grabs her side and doesn’t respond. She curls up in the corner against the bars and watches nature scurry around past the trees. Around 30 minutes pass before several wild creatures attack the 2 guards in the front of the carriage, slaughtering them brutally. One of the deer who is completely covered in the blood of the guards picks up the keys with its mouth and walks over to the back where Alice is and hands her the key and smiles revealing a massive amount of bloody chunks. Alice hesitantly takes the key and unlocks her cuffs and then the cage door. She hops down and allows her toes to take in the grass. She stretches and pets the Deer. The bloody deer runs off with the rest of its equally bloody family. Alice squints her eyes in confusion and shrugs her shoulders and starts running off into the trees before more guards show up to figure out what happened. Walking for several minutes she finally comes upon a cozy looking house with smoke coming out of the chimney and a tasty looking pie in the window. She hears lovely sounding humming coming from inside and cautiously knocks on the door which causes the humming to stop. The door swings open and a young but ditzy looking girl stands there with a nasty looking scowl. “And who might you be?” “Uh, my name’s Alice and I just need help and I saw your house and-” “Stop right there, darling! You look delic- pleasant enough to bring into my home so please come in!” The woman places her hand gently on Alice’s back and hurries her in and closes the door behind her. “Hey so, you do seem pretty familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?” “Of course not, darling! I’d definitely remember meeting someone like you.” Alice sees the woman frantically cleaning her kitchen area. And notices several butcher knives and yet no blood somehow. “Are you planning on cooking something?” “You look very hungry so naturally! Need to put some more meat on those bones! I’m almost jealous of your figure actually.” “Thank you but I'm thinking I should be heading out.” “NO! You obviously need to eat, hun.” Suddenly a very large hairy pig starts trying to crawl out from a trap door in the corner of her small house. She rushes over and starts jabbing it with her broom and locks the trap door. “That’s just dinner! Nothing to be worried about.” “Why don’t you keep the pigs outside then?” “That’s just how it is here. Now go please take a seat over there by the furnace while I prepare all the other ingredients.” Alice doesn’t respond and gives her a nasty look and before she knows it Alice starts to try and run for the front door and the woman tries to grab her but eats an elbow to the face which drops her pretty easily. And here we are again, Serenity. It was just a matter of time before we crossed paths again huh? Our destinies are to be forever intertwined it seems and that’s completely fine with me I think. I’ve beaten you 3 times already in the past and If need be, It’ll be 30 times. You earned your way into the match by beating one of those Cruiser guys and it’s really not impressive cause I could’ve sneezed and he would’ve been down for the three count. Now, you might be saying “Wait didn’t you just get added without a match?” you’d be correct, Serenity but here’s the thing with that, I’m a massive draw in AW now. I know you have no idea what that’s like but it’s a great feeling that gets you to the places you need to be and keeps you there. After our match at Revolution people have been lining up to just see me! Whether it be just a picture, an autograph, or just to stand there and scream my name. People want to see Alice Gemini. No one wants to see Serenity Holmes anymore. I ended your career and you don’t even know it. You’ve been having random meaningless matches on Cruiser Clash while I’m breaking fucking records in the main event on Mondays. That’s something you couldn’t even dream about, sweetie. Just like being All-In, that’s just a dream that you’re so fucking far away from. I’m right there though, I hope you enjoy seeing me win some more while you lay on the ground writhing in pain due to me beating your tight little ass some more. Night falls and Alice still walks through the forest now cold and alone. Only her thoughts to keep her company. Her feet are now scarred and bleeding from the many sticks and rocks but she still walks with a purpose. Unknown where she is going but she knows she needs to be away from this land and away from these awful people who litter it. She finds a very small cave she can curl up and sleep in, in case rain begins to fall. With her mind racing at a million miles an hour she is unable to fall asleep and she begins thinking about her past. Her Parents both gone and the overthinking sets in, heavily blaming herself. Her thoughts suddenly are interrupted by the sounds of bones rattling. She writes it off as branches in the cold night and brings her knees closer to her chest. The rattling sound grows closer and louder and now she begins to worry a bit. Not knowing what it could even be she tries to back further into the cave but it being so small it does nothing to help her. Suddenly and slowly the skull of what can be assumed to be a dragon peaks over the lip of the cave from the top and stares directly at her. Alice’s eyes widen and she releases all of her limbs and prepares to run but then the undead dragon begins to speak. “No need to be afraid… yet. I may be a Jabberwock but I do not need to be your- Downfall. I just wish to speak and help you ease your mind, child.” Alice’s eyebrows furrow and she stands up slowly as the skeletal beast drops down to her level and shows off his entire frame, wings and all. Running would likely be futile. “Speak about your parents to me, child. I wish for you to no longer carry that burden. I feed off of trauma as it powers me and will eventually allow me to no longer be just a skeletal figure but a fully grown dragon with flesh. Now SPEAK!” Alice remains speechless. She instinctively tries to go further back into the cave again but fails. “If you do not speak to me of your trauma then I will kill you and you don’t want that, do you? SPEAK!” Alice once again does not respond but instead she notices a small hole in the cave that does lead deeper and she runs for it and dives in. The Jabberwock tries to catch her before she leaps in but fails and lets out a massive roar that shakes the trees. Daniel Conner Fehl, better known as Downfall. An absolute living legend of Action Wrestling and some could argue he’s one of the very best to ever do this. I’d be privy to agree with that because I won’t even lie, his presence alone in this match can disturb the nerves. My nerves though? Completely stable because this old man doesn’t scare me. I’ve already beaten one legend in AW so why not make it another? I mean shit, I watched Downfall when I was just a little girl in the ghetto of Chicago. I’d race home from school and turn the tv on so I could watch Downfall and Warpath fucking kill each other and I thought it was the coolest shit in the world. I’d be a liar if I said that he wasn’t one of my inspirations growing up. How could he not be? He inspired an entire generation of new wrestlers. The thing is, his time has come and gone and someone needs to be the one to dispose of him and his aging and rotting body. Why not me? I’d have no problem at all putting an end to the mighty Downfall. No one wants to see this new ‘good guy’ Downfall. He’s not even the same badass motherfucker who did what needed to be done when he was younger. He’s just an old wise bastard that is here because AW thinks that he still has a place in the hearts of wrestling fans all over the world. That couldn’t be any further from the truth sadly. No one cares about Downfall anymore because he’s just that veteran presence in the locker room they think we need and let me be the first to tell you, we don’t. I was just on Through the Grapevines recently and I saw it on Dionysus’ face that he was sad and lonely. He was a broken man that knew that his Vanguard is dead. That his Downfall was near and his partner was at the end of his rope. Not a single functioning wrestling fan wants to see a shell of what he was. If you really want to be the good guy now, then fuck off. Alice tumbles down the long hole in the cave which scratches up her entire body pretty badly. Even her prisoner rags are now all cut up. She drops to the bottom but instead of complete darkness she is greeted by a beautiful blue luminescent light. She looks around and to her surprise there sits an entire dining table with two small glass cups on each end of the table. She rubs her eyes that were filled with dirt and as her full vision returns to her she sees a mildly handsome looking man sitting casually at the table with a very large hat atop his head. He grins at her and stands up and starts clapping. “You made it! I really was startin’ to think you never would! I’m so chuffed right now! Please, please take a seat and enjoy your tea I brewed for you. It may be a wee bit cold there though, lass. I made it quite a long time ago me thinks.” Alice shakes her head in disbelief and sits down at his request and notices that there is no tea in the cup at all. "Well? Take a little sip and lemme know watchu fink!” Alice hesitantly takes a fake drink from the cup and gives him a thumbs up. “Splendid! This is the greatest day of my life! The day that Alice herself enjoys my tea! I’ve been waiting so long, you wouldn’t believe it!” “I’m sorry, do I know you?” “I wouldn’t expect you to, lass! I am the Mad Hatter! All of me animal friends told me all abouchu though!” “The ones who saved me!?” “Coooorect! Those were me best mates those deer are! Good fellas thems is, yes. I must ask! Would ye like the hat I made for ye? My ex wife never quite liked the hats I made for her. A bitch that one.” He bursts out laughing. “Was?” Alice says cautiously and more silently. “Aye, She said no to another one of me hats and I had to put her down because… No one says no to me hats. I’m the most famous hatter in the lands and anyone especially me wife rejecting me is an insult to me craft and I shall not accept that kind of disrespect. Now, please… Take. My… hat.” He smiles sadistically and chuckles through his teeth as his iris’ start slowly drifting away from the center of his focus. She smiles at him but quickly throws the tea cup at his head and it shatters as she takes off running towards the small tunnel she saw behind him. Running until she saw the light to get out with not a single sign of him behind her. Sam Kidsgrove, if I'm not mistaken, is the only member of the roster from across the pond. The Hollywood cuck! I’ve never even shared a single word with this man nor have I even watched a single one of his shitty films. You can’t really blame me for that. He’s just a shitty acting reject who got lucky enough to date someone like Zooey Deschanel. He isn’t and never will be anyone special and that obviously isn’t going to be changing in the foreseeable future. Not a threat in the slightest to me in this match. Go suck Matt Damon’s dick for all I care. Speaking of Rejects! CJ Phoenix! The New tag team champion! Maybe put an asterisk there cause c’mon Spencer is the new tag team champion. We all know it’s true and without him having his scapegoat by his side in this match, He’s just SHIT without the King. Almost forgot about Kyle Kemp. The vet and arguable legend and he’s somehow mostly remembered for betraying people. Everyone in this match already hates him so how could he possibly do anything remarkable when our backs aren’t facing him? Might just let the king of shit over there deal with him. I can’t stand backstabbing Bastards so I’ll try and get my own shot in on him. Wait, Who's Teo Blaze? Alice exhales deeply at the end of the cave. Quickly, she notices it to be raining blood. She looks up and holds out her hands and smiles, enjoying the sight of crimson red falling from the sky. Her venture seems to just be beginning in her new Wonderland. The Uprising of Alice Gemini starts NOW.  |
