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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:05:04 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena and we're seeing the crowd going HYPE as fuck before the lights dim, a single spotlight hits the ramp, a track full of trumpets that only a couple of thousand of people care about is played across the arena as the fans look at each other in bewilderment. Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know that song! Are we having a new debut?After a few moments, a platoon of horse guards enter the arena, followed by a woman wearing the most decorative robe you’ve ever seen carrying a flag, flanked by more horse guards at the sides and the rear. Katta Pult: We saw that flag last week!Jimmy Garcia: That’s the flag of Kem! The music must be the national Anthem!Eventually, the horse guards at the front make a gap for the flag carrier to walk up the steps to the ring, she solemnly plants the flag in the ring, takes a few moments to compose herself, gets to one knee and bangs her chest two times. After this, she backs away from the flag, not taking her eyes off it until she leaves the ring. Only when she’s back on the ramp does she allow herself to turn away and walk forwards. Four guards dismount and station themselves outside the ring. Facing away from the flag, looking at any enemies that may approach. The rest of them, along with the four unmanned horses, leave the arena. Katta Pult: You don’t see a flag getting its very own entrance every day Jimmy. This is a bold strategy, wonder how it’ll pay off!Mood lighting is set onto the flag, which sits there in silence as the crowd are in hushed anticipation. Suddenly “Big Blue Dress” by Cranius hits the PA as Andre Jenson stomps down the ramp, he’s not looking best pleased with himself. The Crowd are delirious, it’s rare they hear this music but Jenson is all focus tonight! His jaw is set, he’s looking straight on, in fact he seems mightily pissed, another rare occurrence. When he stomps into the ring, he ignores everyone around him, not doing his usual crowd pleasing antics, hell he isn’t even dressed up in full regalia today, literally just wearing his plain mediaeval casual look. Even his narrator is narrating angrily, but you can’t hear that. He does the same thing as the woman before him, he kneels before the flag, banging his chest two times before getting up and demanding a mic which is thrown in the ring to him. Catching it with no theatrics he gets straight to the point. Jenson: Stop my music please.
The music stops, Jenson stands there for a few seconds, paralysed by anger. The crowd cheers this moment of unbridled silent rage, because fans do that. Eventually, after stewing, he starts to talk. Jenson: At my core, I’m a bit of a pacifist. Yeah I compete in gladiatorial combat for money and the industry I compete in is violent as all heck. But I do that because I want to entertain you guys at the end of the day. I live for you, I do this for you. I put my body on the line by throwing myself off cells, being double powerbombed through tables and taking broken backs and concussions and whatever else I endure for you.The crowd cheer loudly at this, a two gents chant starts parading the building. Jenson: That’s the way it should be, that’s the way it’s always been. Everything I and Teo do is for your entertainment.
This is why I can overlook when I’m the victim of childish bullying. You go wreck my dressing room? Be my guest, it’s only money - I got plenty of that. You want to continually powerbomb me through tables? Be my guest, I’ve done worse to myself to win matches. You wanna keep draping me in a flag of a fictional country that doesn’t exist? Sure. What even is a maple leaf anyway?
All of this is playground bullying and I rise above it. I’ve been concentrating on supporting my friend Teo and making sure that he has all the help he needs to entertain all of you guys in his record breaking title reign.
But you know? Some people can take it too far. Bryan Blaze went to Kem, he stole one of our precious flags, he desecrated the name of our great Island and disgustingly broke all of our laws after he burned it right there on that stage.
That cannot be tolerated.
It’s an act of War against the great Island of Kem, so I have two options.
1: Invade Canada - which is impossible as it’s fictional.
2: Go the civil option and demand a flag v flag match happen right here next week at Uprising!The crowd go wild as they realise the implications of what he’s saying. Jenson: Yeah, we’re already fighting next week anyway, so I propose this match is changed. I cannot stand idly by and allow this desecration to happen without retribution! As the leader of a great nation I have to ensure that I protect it against all enemies - even guys from a fictional country.
However, I would like to make one thing absolutely clear to you guys.Jenson addresses the crowd, turning 360, gesturing to every side of the arena. Jenson: This match isn’t for your entertainment. This one is personal, it’ll be brutal. I’m not going to hold back or pull away for entertainment value. It won’t be pretty and some of you might even hate it. I am making no apologies for this, this is something I have to do. I have people relying on me who want to put this right.
Make no mistake, once I put Bryan Blaze away, waving that Kem flag high alongside the flag of the United States of America I’ll be back to doing what I do best, giving you all first class entertainment alongside my great friend Teo.Heritage logo appears on the ActionTron as Bryan Blaze steps through the curtain with Tatiana Jolee and of course James Payne and Cousin Harper.. Jimmy Garcia: Oh god, here we go!James Payne has a microphone. James Payne: Bryan Blaze says HE ACCEPTS!The crowd pops for Jenson who tells them all to come down to the ring but Blaze keeps Heritage and Jolee up on the stage.. Katta Pult: Ohh man! Uprising!! There is going to be a flag match!Jimmy Garcia: I can't wait for Uprising which will be RIGHT HERE in this arena this Sunday night!We take our first commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:06:55 GMT -5
Kevin Jay vs. Alex Marley vs Noah Ramone
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back! And just moments ago we heard from Andre Jenson and he challenged Blaze to a FLAG MATCH!Katta Pult: We already knew they were going to go one on one but now its a flag match!Jimmy Garcia: We have a triple threat match lets get to it!All three superstars are in the ring! DING DING DING Marley hits a vtrigger knee on Noah sending him crashing down! Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!Marley turns around and Kevin Jay hits a german suplex on Marley! Marley rolls to his knees and Jay hits a running knee to the head! Katta Pult: Hes out!ONe! Two! Marley kicks out!! Jay gets up and and Noah hits a spear knocking him down! One! Two! Kevin Jay kicks out!! Katta Pult: I thought it was over!Noah and Marley roll out of the ring as Kevin Jay springboards to the top rope and bounces a 180 and springboards again off the top rope into a moonsault and crashes down on all three of them! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH!!Katta Pult: All three crash down!The crowd boos as Rudy Dover comes down the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: Whats he doing!?Dover is trying to coach up Noah onto his feet. The ref is at 6... 7... Katta Pult: Dover is trying to coach and hype up Noah Ramone! His friend!8! 9! 10!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: This is a count out!Noah couldn't get up to his feet and Dover is frustrated and dejected! Katta Pult: I guess thats it! Thats the end of this match!Jimmy Garcia: Ahh man!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:08:03 GMT -5
What is this
Generic Mexican music plays as a masked wrestler makes his way to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: That’s New York Lucha legend El Bastardo Verde.El Bastardo Verde enters the ring to cheers from the crowd. Bastardo: Hello New York, I’m so honored to be here tonight, El Jefe Joey Bunga offered me the chance to appear on this great show Cruiserclash, and tonight I make an open challenge to anyone in the back to come out and fight El Bastardo Verde.The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly comes up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Nikola smirks as she is wearing street clothes. Nikola: Oh were you expecting me to wrestle this Lucha loser, I just had my nails done, and I don’t want to get this losers disgusting stench on my eight thousand dollar Stella McCartney dress, or scuff my eleven thousand dollar Jimmy Choo’s, but I know someone more than willing to fight you.Karlie slides in the ring and attacks Bastardo, and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Lucha legend. Karlie delivers a stiff Two minutes for kneeing to the skull of Bastardo, as Nikola slowly walks towards the ring, Karlie prepares to nail Bastardo with Unsportsmanlike conduct, Bastardo on instinct ducks the move and turns right into a Nikola Kick Of Perfection. Karlie and Nikola high five the stomp the the living hell out of Bastardo, Nikola sets him up for The Golden touch as Hilda is sliding a table into the ring, Karlie smirks and winks at Nikola who sets the table up in the corner, Nikola sits on the top rope as Karlie and Hilda lifts Bastardo up, Nikola now having a firm grip drives Bastardo through the table with Powerbomb Shell. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie and Nikola with a brutal attack on El Bastardo Verde.Hilda demands mics from ringside. Karlie: Another one bites the dust, this is actually starting to get enjoyable, several weeks to destroyed we Salano and Segura and their masks now rest in out trophy cases, and at Uprising not only will be be four time Cruiserweight tag team champions, but the masks of Toxin and Cinta will be nice additions to our trophy cases.Nikola: At Uprising Deathstars, you will learn why real professional wrestling will always be better than your flippy Lucha crap.Bastardo starts to stir, Karlie picks him up and drops him to the mat with a vicious Upper Body Injury. Nikola: I think he might be hurt.Karlie and Hilda nod and smile. Karlie: Deathstars what we have been doing to your fellow Lucha wrestlers, you brought on yourselves, at Uprising you will share the faith of all of them, beaten down like this green lucha loser.Karlie kneels down next to the unconscious El Bastardo Verde and removes his mask, she stands and presents the mask to her bodyguard who raised it in the air. Medical personnel enter the ring to attend to El Bastardo Verde, but not before Hilda wipes her boots across his face. Karlie: At Uprising Deathstars were coming for what’s ours. Nikola: and we'll do it with Cero Miedo.Karlie, Hilda, and Nikola then exit the ringside area Katta Pult: Wow, thats nuts!Jimmy Garcia: Karlie really hates mexican style wrestling.We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:08:50 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs Lazaro Vicente
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, Lazaro VicenteMariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small boy with his father, he nods and offers his mask to the boy, who lets him put it on him. The dad gives Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky before leaping and rolling through as he hits the mat. He hits the ropes before finding his way to his corner, adjusting his wrist tape and giving his coat to one of the ring helpers. Ethan Miller: And his opponent from Los Angeles, California, Azurine Vebbins.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro and Azurine looking to get back on track.Katta Pult: Indeed, both are looking to rebound from their losses last week.Lazaro and Azurine lockup, Lazaro backs Azurine into the ropes and breaks before the count reaches three, again they lock up, with Azurine backing Lazaro into the ropes, again there’s a clean break. Azurine and Lazaro lock up again, Azurine is backing Lazaro towards the ropes, Lazaro however turns and gains the advantage and locks in a side headlock and bounced off the ropes connecting with a Tornado DDT. Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro and Azurine are both looking to get into the title hunt.Katta Pult: Lazaro gave Teo a heck of a match last, and you know he’s hungry for another opportunity.Lazaro covers Azurine. 1. Kickout. Lazaro springboards and connects with a springboard European Uppercut and quickly covers. One Two Kickout Jimmy Garcia: Azurine powers her shoulder up.Lazaro hooks Azurine and connects one, twice, three times, to complete the famed three amigos and again covers. One Two Kickout Jimmy Garcia: Joey Bunga has to be watching this match very closely, and tonight's winner may be considered for Teo’s next challenger.Lazaro picks Azurine up and deliver a swinging Neckbreaker, then picked Azurine and dropped her with a brainbuster suplex and transitioned into a fujiwara armbar, Lazaro wrenched the arm and Azurine fought it, Lazaro wrenched harder as the ref ask Azurine if she wanted to submit, with a last ditch effort Azurine got her fingertips on the ropes forcing the break Jimmy Garcia: We’ve seen Lazaro in this ring since his debut, and he’s proud of his Lucha background and his cultureKatta Pult: Yeah.Lazaro and Azurine gte to their feet and lock up, Lazaro backs her towards, Azurine however knees Lazaro repeatedly in the gut then powers him unto her shoulders and spins, the fans count the reps as Azurine continues to airplane spin Lazaro, then drops him and she a bit woozy afterward, she regains her senses to connect with a running DDT and covers. One Two Kickout by Lazaro Azurine hooks Lazaro legs and with some extra effort manages to turn Lazaro over into a Boston Crab. Jimmy Garcia: You ever have Boston Crab Katta.Katta Pult: No.Azurine continues to wrench the Crab sitting on Lazaro lower back, Lazaro powers himself into the ropes forcing the break. Lazaro holds his back as he stands. Azurine drives Lazaro to the mat with a Bulldog and covers. One Two Kickout. Azurine and Lazaro engage in a strike fest of chops and open palm strikes. Lazaro ducks Azurine clothesline attempt and hooks her from behind and drives her to the mat with a German Suplex. Lazaro lifts Azurine up and nails her with a Death Valley driver followed by a springboard moonsault. Lazaro lifts Azurine to the top rope and climbs up and hooks Azurine. Jimmy Garcia: La Mosca Dorada.Lazaro scales the ropes, and taunts then leaps and connects with Sacrificio De Oro and covers. One Two Three. Ding ding. Ethan Miller: and your winner Lazaro Vicente.Jimmy Garcia: What a win! Lazaro back on track here on CruiserClash!Katta Pult: I really dig his style, and I think he's capable of holding many Championships! He just needs to put it all together at the right time!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:09:29 GMT -5
Rudy Dover and Noah Ramone!
We come back into the lockerroom of Rudy Dover and Noah Ramone. Rudy Dover: I know we're not the best of friends but I still believe you have what it takes to take control of your full potential!Noah just sits there looking down at the ground. Rudy Dover: This Sunday, meet me in the ring at Uprising! We'll break you down and rebuild you completely! From the ground up! A whole new Noah Ramone!Noah just looks up at Rudy. Rudy Dover: At Uprising, you'll be reborn.. and I can't wait!Rudy smiles as Noah just stares at him and the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:10:12 GMT -5
Mystery Team vs. Deathstars(c)
The lights strobe on and off as Its Chicano Rap's Centro Side plays over the loudspeakers and the crowd reacts as Deathstars make their way through the curtain and onto the stage. Toxin kneels down and poses with both hands into a Deathstars gangsign as Cinta jumps over him and lands and kneels down like a bad Superhero and pyro blasts behind them. Ethan Miller: From Cosio, Aguascalientes, Mexico, they are at a combined weight of 400 pounds, Toxin and Cinta, DEAAAATHHSTAAAARRSSS!! The crowd reacts as Cinta slides in and Toxin jumps up onto the apron. Cinta jumps to the middle turnbuckle and poses as Toxin climbs up the turnbuckles from the apron and poses in his signature pose. They flip into the ring and stand together, cohesive in their corner. Jimmy Garcia: I'm going to be honest, Deathstars have been easily and arguably one of the most dominant Tag Team Champions we've ever seen on CruiserClash!Katta Pult: I would argue it, but I don't know if I have two stable legs to stand on! Jimmy, they're dangerous and they know how to win and thats a double threat!Jimmy Garcia: They're waiting on the mystery tag team!Familiar music hits and the crowd pops as both Toxin and Cinta tilt their heads. Jimmy Garcia: OOHHH MAANN!!DJF and Alex Scott walk out from behind the curtain and raise their arms into the air! Katta Pult: THE FORMER CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONS!! THEY WON THE TITLES AT EVOLUTION 3 BACK IN 2019!!Jimmy Garcia: FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!! DJF AND ALEX SCOTT ARE IN THE HOUSE!!The crowd is cheering and highfiving as Scott and DJF come down the ramp and get up into the ring! Jimmy Garcia: Joey Bunga did it again! What a surprise!Katta Pult: I love this!! I absolutely love this!!Jimmy Garcia: What if they win?! They could become 2 time Tag Champions!They get into the ring and Scott is starting out as Toxin is starting out.. DING DING DING Toxin and Scott tie up and Scott gets the upperhand and whips Toxin to the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle taking Toxin down! Toxin rolls back to his feet and Scott hits a back body drop sending Toxin crashing down! Toxin gets back to his feet and DJF slaps Toxin across his masked face and Toxin turns around and Scott hits the sky high sit out! Jimmy Garcia: THE SKY HIGH!Scott pins! One! Two! Cinta kicks Scott in the back!! Katta Pult: Breaking it up!!Cinta gets back to his corner as Scott tags in DJF and they throw Toxin into the corner and Toxin puts a boot up after the clothesline from Scott onto DJF and he stumbles back and Toxin hits the trouble in paradise! Jimmy Garcia: Down he goes!
Scott gets back into the ring and tries to stop Toxin but Toxin hits a pele kick and tags in Cinta! Katta Pult: He got a tag in!Toxin and Scott whip Scott into the turnbuckles and he stumbles out and Toxin kicks Scott into the stomach as Cinta springboards to the top rope and crashes down with a double foot stomp to the back of Scotts head sending him crashing down onto the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!DJF hits a forearm on Toxin! Another forearm! And goes for a roaring forearm but Cinta hits a bicycle knee to the face of DJF causing him to freeze almost like a concussion as Toxin lifts DJF onto his shoulders and flips him into a DVD but Cinta catches DJF on the way down into a sitout piledriver! Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHKatta Pult: OHHHH MY HE MIGHT BE OUT!Scott starts to stumble up and Toxin hits a rolling kick knocking Scott over the ropes to the outside as they turn around and DJF is lifted upside down and Toxin hits a superkick to the face of DJF and DJF is dropped as Cinta hits his knees driving the head of DJF into the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: OH THATS IT!Katta Pult: YUP ITS OVER!Cinta pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Deathstars are STILL! Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions!Katta Pult: And this Sunday Night at Uprising they face Karlie Nash and Nikki Vaughn!Deathstars collect all four Tag Team Championships, Texas and CW, and pose in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie called them lazy, called them losers with no effort! And here they are defending their belts every single week!Katta Pult: Out of their weightclass too! Remember last week!Jimmy Garcia: They've defended their belts against a mystery team on the same week they have to defend against Red White and Bruised!They look down at DJF rolling out of the ring and the official helping them. They do their Death Squad pose. Jimmy Garcia: I wonder if they'll put their masks on the line! Karlie challenged them about it but they never responded!Katta Pult: Who knows! Guess we'll find out this Sunday Night at Uprising!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:11:53 GMT -5
Joey Bunga Has Done It Again
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash!The camera pans around the arena and the music hits and the crowd pops. Joey Bunga walks out through the curtain! Katta Pult: The General Manager of CruiserClash, Joey Bunga in the house!Bunga stops on the stage however and just waves at the people before doing his little spin, moonwalk and headbob dance. The music stops and he has a microphone. Joey Bunga: Ight! Ight IIIGHT!The crowd doing it in unison with him as he smiles. Joey Bunga: I'm always workin', I'm always grindin', I'm always lookin' for that next best thing and I think I found em. I went and got me a fresh new tag team!The crowd buzzes with the rumors flying all day over the internet! Joey Bunga: They're three time United Kingdom Crown Champions in 2019, 2020 and 2021, they were WWUK Tag Team Champions FOUR times, and they just won the World Tag Team Classic 2 months ago..The crowd is jumping up and down and cheering. Joey Bunga: PLEASE WELCOME CRUISERCLASH's NEWEST TAG TEAM!! SOUTH! SIDE! VIOLENCE!!The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: WHOOAAAAA DOGGIEEEE!!Katta Pult: OHHH NOOO SHIT?! The drum kicks to The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army and we see shots of the crowd losing their shit as we cut back to the stage where Bunga moonwalks back and has his arms out displaying them. Liam Oliver and Barney Knight come through the curtain and stand on the stage. Jimmy Garcia: HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT THEY'RE HERE!!Barney Knight has a black leather jacket with a black towel around his neck. He pulls the jacket tight and points his arms out quickly as if he's stretching them at the same time Oliver pulls his hair back and then takes a shadow punch left and right before the two look over at Bunga! Katta Pult: I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT WE ARE SEEING!!The two nod and then head down the ramp to an even bigger ovation! Jimmy Garcia: They're on the way to the ring!! South Side Violence is here!! SOUTH SIDE VIOLENCE IS HEREEE!!Katta Pult: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF EITHER!! SOUTH DUDLEYS OWN OLIVER AND KNIGHT HAVE COME TO CRUISERCLASH!!The two get into the ring and pose in each turnbuckle! Jimmy Garcia: THE UNITED KINGDOMS VERY BEST! ARE HERE ON CRUISERCLASH!The crowd is losing their minds as the music fades, the lights come back on and Knight and Oliver each grab a microphone. Jimmy Garcia: LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!!The crowd is all standing up and singing along to the theme song! Katta Pult: THEY'RE STILL SINGING AND CHEERING!!Finally the crowd lets up and South Side Violence stand in the middle of the ring with microphones. Barney Knight: Damn, we must have got lost on the way here but since we're here we might as well sign deals right?The crowd pops as both men smile wide. Barney Knight: Lets talk about why we're here, right?The crowd pops.. Barney Knight: We see the biggest wrestling company in the world showcasing some of the top talents this industry has ever seen and yet we sit back and think to ourselves are we not the best, mate?The crowd pops. Barney Knight: Are we not the ones who fought through bars, clubs and back alleys, are we not the ones who have bare-knuckled scraped against lads much bigger than us, are we not the ones who have gone through the highest profile tournament to win the Cup not once, not twice but THREE GOD DAMN TIMES, MATE!?The crowd goes insane. Barney Knight: We are world class heavyweights, we are warriors way! We are the ones who call the shots and wear the belts so it's time.. it's time that the South Side Violence goes through every tag team on this roster...The crowd pops.. Barney Knight: And becomes the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions!The crowd pops and begins to yell YES YES YES. Barney goes and taunts towards the other side of the ring making the crowd come alive. They finally die down and Liam takes over. Liam Oliver: That's just not all, no, no, ya'see this time it's different. This time we're going all out. We're not just looking for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships, no! We want it all! Barney and I want it all and we're going to try and take it! He pushes me to be the best! I push him to be his best! So when it's all said and done, South Side Violence are not just going to be Cruiserweight Champions, we're going to BE THE Cruiserweight Champion.The crowd pops again. Liam Oliver: So Deathstars or Max Daemon! Azurine or Karlie! Two Gents or even Teo Blaze holding onto his precious belt, we want it all and we're going to come for it! Whether it's Knight knocking you out or me making you tap, one of us will become Cruiserweight Champion and South Side Violence will be the TOP of the mountain here on CruiserClash!Liam turns and taunts as Knight comes back in quickly.. Barney Knight: And baby I know you're listening at home but we're going to win Championships and make a bunch of money punishing these fools for you.Knight gets a bit mistyeyed as he drops the microphone and the two fire up as their music hits again! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A STATEMENT FROM THE NEWEST TAG TEAM HERE ON CRUISERCLASH!Katta Pult: IM STILL IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK, JIMMY! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THE NEWEST TAG TEAM ON CRUISERCLASH IS SOUTH SIDE VIOLENCE!The new tag team continues popping the audience on the stage.. Jimmy Garcia: We'll take a commercial break but when we come back! Our main event is next!Katta Pult: Don't go anywhere fans, not that you would.. NOT with SOUTH SIDE VIOLENCE HERE IN AW!!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 22, 2022 11:12:40 GMT -5
Dorian Bateman vs. Max Daemon vs. Zara
Ethan Miller: Already in the ring from the southern poverty, Zara! "Royal Flush" by Silva Hound ft. Mick Lauer and Jonathan Young plays on the PA system. The spotlights shine on Max despite the house lights still being up. He steps onto the stage a smirk on his face and his hooded jacket's hood up. He's also wearing the custom Reebok Ex-Oh-Fit Pure Platinum Hi-Daemons shoes. He has a red Solo cup in his hand. He looks out at the crowd for a few moments until the verse starts. He finishes his drink and tosses the cup behind him. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring. Currently residing in a version of Baltimore, MD. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He...is "The Hellborn...and Heavensent"...Max...f'n...DAEMON! He starts to walk down the ramp. He ignores the jeering fans, walking a brisk pace past them with the smirk on his face getting wider. As the chorus reaches its apex, Max hops onto the apron. He steps onto the turnbuckle, placing his right foot on the middle rope and the left on the top. He throws down his hood, unzipping his jacket as the chorus fades away. He points to the hard camera, giving it a finger gun "shot". Jimmy Garcia: This match should be a hard hitting affair you'd think!Katta Pult: No doubt about that!Upon the radio feedback, he hops off and takes the jacket off. He tosses it aside and rolls out of the ring. He grabs a quick clear drink of alcohol before emptying it down his gullet. He rolls back in and waits patiently for whomever his opponent is as he sits down in the corner, the smirk never leaving his face. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring next, He is the dreamweaver, Dorian Bateman! Slow colorful psychedelic lights begin spinning and flashing through the arena as Dorian Bateman walks out with his arms fully stretched and his eyes shut. He inhales deeply through his nose and exhales heavily through his mouth as he opens his eyes and a very wide smile goes across his face. He makes his way down the ramp shaking certain members of the audience's hands and gives them individual smiles. He enters the ring with grace and places himself chest first into the nearest corner and gazes out at the crowd, still smiling… The bell rings and both Maxa and Zara try rushing for Dorian but he slips under the bottom rope and starts wagging his index finger ‘no no no’. As Zara yells at Dorian to get back in the ring Max takes advantage and rolls Zara up! 1! 2! She kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: What a kick out!!Katta Pult: That was close!She looks at Max with a shocked and angry face and throws a wild punch but Max is quicker and pulls back feeling the wind go past his nose. They scramble to try and get an advantage but Max is able to get the better of Zara and he locks in an arm triangle submission! Before much can come of the submission Dorian slides back in the ring and stomps on Max’s face forcing him to break it. Zara grabs her arm and Max his face but Dorian picks them both up at the same time and puts them both under his arms setting them up for a double DDT! He isn’t able to get them though and they both lift him up and land a suplex which sends Dorian flailing in pain. Zara does finally send a strike towards Max’s face and connects this time which makes him grab that spot and Zara grabs Max under her arm and gets a running start landing a bulldog! Dorian stands back up and with an evil face he walks over to Zara starts landing right and left punches which send her reeling into the nearest corner and he continues throwing haymakers! Max stands back up himself and yells at Dorian and tries to peel him off of Zara but he turns around and lands a nasty forearm across Max’s face and immediately goes back to striking Zara repeatedly. Jimmy Garcia: Talk about a match of the night right here on CruiserClash!Katta Pult: I love it!Max seems far more aggravated after that forearm now and grabs Dorian and lands a thunderous Back stabber! He shouts profanities at him as Dorian clutches his back in pain. Zara is almost completely unconscious in the corner and before the can even snap out of it Max goes on the attack on her! He lifts her up to the top rope and jumps up and hits her with a headscissors takedown from the top of the rope!!! She launches across the entire ring and seems lifeless! Max hits a penalty kick to Dorian as he walks by and he goes for a pin on Zara! 1! 2! Dorian breaks up the pin! Max looks at Dorian with complete anger and attempts to sing at him but Dorian is able to catch his arm and starts landing punches of his own, putting him in the corner now! Max is able to go under Dorian however and lands a gnarly elbow to Dorian chin! He jumps up again, going for an enzuigiri to Dorian in the corner! Dorian ducks his head and gets out of the way and takes a running start and bounces off the rope and back to Max and NAILS HIM with a running start Gun Stun! Max is out! Dorian pins! 1! 2! ZARA IS BACK AND BREAKS IT UP! She’s still barely hanging on and Dorian gets back to his feet alongside Zara and he kicks her in the gut and drills her to the mat with an incredibly fast snap DDT! He doesn’t feel that’s enough for a cover though as he grabs her by her ears and starts picking her up. He looks at her with the most devious look and jumps up and hits her with a knee straight to her chin and before she can even fall he lands a spinning back elbow on her which drops her so much faster! He screams at her as she falls and then lays there lifeless. As Dorian is distracted max clutches Dorian from behind and lifts him into a german suplex and combos it into a pin! 1!!! 2!!!!! 3-KICK OUT! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH IT WAS ALMOST OVER!!Dorian rolls through and gets to his knees but Max gives him a taste of his own medicine and lands a disgusting knee to Dorian! Not pinning again but instead picks him up and tries clutching him into the dragon sleeper to set up the Devil trigger! Dorian is able to lift him instead and flips Max over into a slam! All three competitors begin to stir shortly and stand in front of each other in a triangle formation glaring daggers through each other. Max throws the first punch at Dorian, Dorian then punches Zara, Zara punches Max! They’re having a three way Hockey fight! Max interrupts the hockey fight to jump up and smash a jumping DDT onto Zara! As he gets back up however Dorian greets him with a skull shaking headbutt! They both fall back to the opposite corners. Katta Pult: DAEMON IS FIRED UP!Daemon charges across the ring but Bateman hits a 360 lariat and Daemon flips into the air and crashes down onto the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Zara stumbles up and Bateman hits the MIDNIGHT MASS!! Katta Pult: MIDNIGHT! MASS!!He covers Zara! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Bateman wins!! Bateman wins!! What a win!!Bateman gets up and stumbles back to the corner as the ref comes over to raise his hand! Daemon slaps the mat in frustration and is in the opposite corner but then smiles as The Dirge circle the ring as Zara rolls out.. Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute!Kitsumi gets into the ring along with Roddy and they tackle Dorian into the corner as he tries to fight them off! Katta Pult: OH COME ON THE MATCH WAS OVER!!They finally get the upperhand on Bateman and whip him towards Daemon who HITS A DICK KICK to Bateman in the middle of the ring and Bateman hits his knees. Bateman collapses over as Daemon shoves him down to the canvas.. Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! COME ON!!Katta Pult: You have to be kidding me!!The graphic appears.. Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time on CruiserClash!! Stay right here on CBS! Clash of Champions is coming up next!!Katta Pult: SEE YA THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT UPRISING!
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