Post by Action Reel on Aug 18, 2022 19:00:44 GMT -5
Pasternak Makes Good?
We return to a familiar scene from last week: Dandy DiVito standing opposite General Manager Alexander Pasternak who is seated at the desk in his office.
GM Pasternak: I know you’re still upset about being out of the title picture.
Dandy nods.
Dandy DiVito: Yup. Goddamn right.
Pasternak sighs.
GM Pasternak: I know. I know. I hear you, Dandy. I can’t change the title match, but I’ve got something else I think you’ll like, and I think…I think this might soften the blow.
Pasternak takes an nondescript envelope out of a desk drawer and hands it over to Dandy. The former champion stares at the envelope as a look of confusion overtakes him.
Dandy DiVito: What’s this?
GM Pasternak: Open it and see.
Dandy’s mood shifts to suspicion as he tears the envelope open and looks inside. His eyes shift from the envelope to Pasternak and from Pasternak back to the envelope. Incredulously, he speaks.
Dandy DiVito: The fuck is this?
Dandy removes a golden slip from the envelope and holds it up for closer examination. He reads the paper out loud.
Dandy DiVito: Golden…ticket… If you think givin’ me a tour to some chocolate factory wit’ singin’ midgets is gonna fix this fucked up shit yo’ daddy created, you got anotha thing comin’, bossbaby.
Pasternak rolls his eyes.
GM Pasternak: That’s not what it is. I’ve chosen you to represent Action Wrestling in the World Series of Wrestling. You have a highly coveted opportunity to be the, uh, world champion…of sorts.
Dandy’s nostrils flare and he lets out a deep breath.
Dandy DiVito: Bossman… you… you can do better.
Dandy pockets his Golden Ticket and turns on his heels to exit the office as Pasternak shakes his head in frustration.